/heem/: pedro munhoz edition

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>>76085641
Greentext the title of news links you fucking moron

Our boy JWIll will crush whoever they put in front of him.

Claudia Gadelha is the sexiest fighter in the UFC and I would like pictures of her please

>>76085670
>tfw too big for HW

truly /ourguy/ hope he does well

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>>76085666
just read the URLs, friend
I wouldn't lie to you

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Can you pass the ketchup, anon?

>>76085695
No

>>76085695
Grow up

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>>76085690
enough you friend simulating loser

>>76085679
That's only because it was short notice. He will have no problem making weight this time.

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>>76085716
Leave the famousposting alone you degenerate

>>76085716

I consider heem more of an enemy simulator desu

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>>76085732
you probably complain about tyronposting too huh

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>Posting from last thread because I got 1 reply and Im a thirsty attention slut

Who elses most desired fight ever right now is Aldo McGregor 2? IMO i believe it was rigged, but if not its definitely a fluke. I dont care if Aldo wins i just want to see them actually fight, everyone was so captivated in the 13 sec knockout that they forgot what a fight was anticipated. Maybe years down the line after conors career unfolds and he gets heemd then the fight is made, but thats probably the only way

>btw i only think it was rigged because it was to good to be true. Conor was the biggest star behind rhonda when he fought the can dennis siver, breaking FS1 records. By the mendes fight the ufc knew they would lose a shiteton of cash and star potential if he lost to aldo, the only featherweight champ for 10 years who cleared the divison

>>76085732
I said grow up

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>>76085744
Na'h Tyrone is aight

>>76085730
hope so, he is pretty young for HW too isn't he? hope he can provide is with good heems and memes

>>76085760
Only 29 and early in his career. Quite young for a heavyweight.

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You're like a woman with that webm

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>>76085755
fuck off

can we take a vote for /mma/ general?

>>76085777
No fuckoff

>>76085777
Fuck off Mr. Lahey

>>76085777
http://www.strawpoll.me/13028739

>>76085812
Lol, two votes before you even posted. Heem urself

>>76085812
Except I didn't dummy

>>76085755
delet this

>>76085821
>>76085834
He's manipulating with proxies

>>76085839
Are you okay?

>14 IPs ITT
>21 votes cast at the time of this post

Makes you appreciate the autism in this place doesn't it?

>>76085841
You're getting emotional Daniel, let mma general go. You tried already and got BTFO by janitors

>>76085839
why cant you just accept the truth. /heem/'s majority doesnt post in the autistic mess. they just watch and engage when its good mma discussion which is rare

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>>76085755

>>76085846
i vote twice just to test it and it let me. im not a autist using a proxy either. multiple votes must be on

>>76085850
Nobody here wants it, you had to manipulate votes you fool
>>76085858
Thanks senpai, saved

>>76085846
I posted this question in other threads too.

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>>76085812
>only 60% in favor of the general INSIDE THE GENERAL

K E K

Who you faggots got? OVEREEM VS Werdum

>>76085888
You're a loser dude

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>>76085895

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/mma/ general has taken a supermajority

Once this thread gets deleted for being early, or for the next thread, then /mma/ will be implemented.

The only people whom have a problem with this are the same spergs causing the same shit in every thread. /heem/ is for memes. /mma/ is for mma discussion

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>>76085902
Reem, I think Werdum has reached the age where he can only decline in the future
He isn't on Overeem's level as a striker and doesn't have the kind of one punch KO power that Stipe does, and I don't think he'll be able to force grappling exchanges

>>76085931
Shut up faggot, can't wait to see you squirm when your thread gets deleted

will TUF die after this 125lb women's season? I don't class myself a wmma hater but fuck if this is not one of the least appealing premises for a TUF I don't know what is

>>76085931
i tried this already. we had 2 successful threads while heem had 1 thread with autist just complaining about mma general non-stop. then once /mma/ hit 500 posts they spammed new threads until the janitors deleted everything but one heem thread.
the janitors wont let /mma/ and /heem/ happen at the same time
i wish they would tho

>>76085942
lol calendarnigger fucking raging pedo piece of shit

>>76085911
You can friend simulate all you want this thread and for the remainder of /heem/. Everyone else is going to /mma/

>>76085942
We agreed. We voted. Vote is over.

>>76085956
You used multiple votes you dork, nobody is joining you

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>>76085953
are you gay? this chick is going to be on the show along with thickenzie and probably kgb lee

@76085931
Literally autistic

>>76085965
>waaah waaah /heem/ won the popular vote!!

Wrong

>>76085954
Its going to happen. Dont worry. There will be growing pains but real mma fans will flock over if they havent already

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reminder this place could be worse

>>76085953
You must have missed a lot of TUFs in your lifetime. Especially the one that just ended with Cejudo and Joey B.

>>76085812
>>76085931
>>76085956
>>76085984
Report this fucking idiot, he's admittedly trying to start threadwars

>>76085984
>>>/asp/

>>76085969
bro if I wanna see some titties i'll hop over to /gif/

im not watching the two backstories>>weight cut>>artificial drama>>shit fight formula to get my dick hard. seeing mckenzie as an mma prospect would be the only thing I might tune in for.

>>76086000
No I'm not. /mma/ and /heem/ are two different generals entirely. This thread was early anyways that's all I'm saying. Calm down.

GET IN HERE FREAK BITCHES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B_idqiEoUE

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>>76086018
is she ready?

>>76086025
You tried this last time and janitors only allowed one thread you idiot

>>76086025
get out of here goof

>>76085995
only good thing to come from that was Tim Elliot getting back in the UFC. that was a fucking snoozefest. and also the fight was embarrassing. Cejudo beats Benavidez but got a point docked so Benavidez got gifted a decision. it's been a pile of shit since mcgregor faber. ratings speak for themselves

>>76086025
Please get help:

>>>/asp/>>2681677

>>76086033
i have no idea, thats why I wanna watch her. She's been getting a lot of hype all around

>>76086048
>>76086050
>>76086055
I think it safe to say who the real shitposters are here. You're free to meme on /asp/ and we'll reclaim /heem/ instead of /mma/, how about that?

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>>76086065
you mean fight hype or thicc hype?

>>76086033
those wingers

im getting honda flashbacks

>>76086068
(you)

>>76086068
Get help:
>>>/asp/2681677

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>>76086070
is this you

>>76086082
>>76086084
Good MMA discussion.

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Is based Ngannou getting the next title shot?

>>76086051
The entire season was great, some of the best fights in TUF history

>the fight was a joke
It was great for the first 2-3 rounds then Elliott gassed hard

>forgetting Moreno
Casual af

>>76086118
No if Derrick beats Hunto he'll be ahead, might make Francisco fight Lewis

>>76086118
A] A helthy sea level cain
B] Winner of Reem/ Werdum
C] Ngannou

I dont want anyone beating my man stipe beside cain

>>76086154
>AKA loser getting a title shot after the 209 debacle

/mma/ general

/mma/ general

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>>76086121
lol they were alright. I was talking about the fight between Cejudo and Benavidez? not sure how you even got that out of what I said

>implying I pick people who arent /myboys/

>>76086178
The fight between Benavidez and Cejudo was great

>being this mad over /mma/
IM FUCKIN LAFFIN

Oh boy. You even give a thought to making /heem/ better with /mma/ abd the spammer shows up. I guarantee its that one salty weirdo linking to asp

>>76086195
Everyone knows its you

Lol he's all revved up.

When you're feeling down or bad about yourself, remember you will never be a bigger loser than this guy.

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>>76086186
do you know what the word great means? you enjoyed Joe getting a decision he didn't deserve because Cejudo got a deduction? is there anything the UFC shits out that you don't outright love? even Dana agrees he got robbed lmao

http://www.mmamania.com/2016/12/6/13853422/henry-cejudo-dana-white-apologized-shady-judging-robbery-joseph-benavidez-tuf-finale-flyweight

>>76086167
Yea thats why cain needs to make sure his back isnt fucked before he signs the contract. I want Cain/ Werdum more than any other heavyweight fight

>>76086214
>the decision was bad so the fight sucked

Can someone explain to me why here is always gay pics associated with /heem/

>>76086218
the decision was bad and the fight sucked

you know yourself

>>76086230
The fight was great. You're just a crying moron

>muh bad decision

Fat smelly fuck

>>76086234
what made it a great fight? you're making me want to go watch it on fightpass to confirm its shittiness to myself

>>76086221
/heem/ is for memes and the memesters are weird like that and try to shit on something like /mma/ general which is legitimate discussion

>>76086248
I watched it again recently and it is a good fight. Mostly because Cejudo finally showed a good amount of growth in his game and was throwing heat the whole fight.

>>76086248
What made it bad other than muh judges? It was back and forth at a great pace. You're literally the only person who thinks otherwise

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friendly heeminder

The img_xxx shobposter/Dannisposter is the scat spammer.

He imitates other posters to get them banned.

He wants to move us to /asp/.

He got Spain and Coral Springs banned.

He operates under many different proxies and ban evades all the time.

He's a mandrama loser from /asp/

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>watching flyweight fights that don't include MM

>>76086270
Thank you, efforts are appreciated

>>76086270
Please fuck off already. No one cares. These calendars suck.

>>76086257
well why didnt you just say so. To me, I felt like Henry won and Joe was a dick to him on TUF a lot. So the decision directly affected my enjoyment of the fight.

>>76086274
Get off his nuts h8r its you thats spamming trying to get him in trouble

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>>76086275
>watching midgetweight at all

>>76086274
This.

>>76086298
>>>/asp/

>>76086303
He is, but this other guy tries to get him banned by imitating him and spamming. He did the same with famousposting.

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>>76086274
mad cuz ur mom's a fan?

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Do you think WME will last for 5 years?

>>76086320
Please seek sunlight. You are not thinking straight

>>76086333
He's right, Mr. Shitposter sir

We are being sabotaged by posters from /asp/ trying to manipulate our memes and inside jokes into spam. They will not stop thread splitting and spamming gay porn until we are all banned and forced to move to /asp/.

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>>76086330
really?

>>76086345
No. You aren't. Go outside for a little bit. Please.

>>76086357
But you are the one sitting here spamming threads for hours

>>76086333
>Using /asp/ memes
>i-i-im totally not from /asp/ guise

I'm totally shocked that someone who watches WWE has access to that many gay pictures. Completely flabbergasted.

>>76086357
t. Gay cuck Scatspammer

>>76086366
>>76086367
Please go outside. Everything will be fine.

>>76086371
t. actual spammer

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>>76086270
please post the official one if youre gonna do it m8. that was just a draft

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>>76086366
>>76086357
>>76086367
>>76086371
>>76086373
>>76086383
>>76086350
>>76086345
>>76086333
this is what happens when you friend simulators take over

the /mma/ general honesty sounds better and better each time you guys post

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Am i the only one full /bear mode/ here? What's the patrician heem body type?

ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

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>When you find out Vince McMahon is the gay porn scat spammer from /asp/

>>76086401
Shut up dork, leave

>>76086401
I already linked you to the MMA general you loser:

>>>/asp/2681677

>>76086401
Return to your respective mandrama soap opera board of obesity and poor diets.

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>>76086421
>>76086422
make me you friend simulating losers

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It's not fair lads. I want to marry this fine specimen.

>>76086428
>Start MMA discussion
>A few people pitch in
>Suddenly spam out of nowhere
>MMA discussion abandoned
>I le promise I will le make sure we move to le /asp/ and le /mma/ general is a thing

Dude get help or at least get some friends

>>76086421
>>76086422
>>76086428
I sense a Famous samefag

When will the breakdowns and predictions for 212 start? Tired of waiting

>>76086438
S-Shes perfect wife material

>>76086442
The spammers and shitposters are all anti /mma/, notice how theyre linking to the asp one because theyre from there

>>76086442
You're making it blatantly obvious you're an /asp/ loser trying to spam and thread split. Seriously consider killing yourself. Just give it a quick thought.

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>>76086451
r8 this card

>>76086465
>>76086469
I want you to get help and better a solution to your problems than spamming gay porn here.

Can you do that for me?

>>76086469
>blatantly obvious

lmao

It's funny how this one idiot think making /MMA/general will magically make for great discussion without spergs or spam. We saw what happened last time janitors deleted the MMA general thread because there can only be HEEM or MMA general. It makes no difference really so why break tradition and abandon heem?

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Can we all at least agree Piana is God?

/mma/ and /heem/ bless god dammit

>>76086477
not a lot of name value but a lot of meme potential

>>76086480
>le smuk you ok posting

>>>/r/mma

Loser

>>76086477
That Bamgbose plus USADA man fight is gonna be SPICY

No way does it get out of round 1.

God this thread sucks, theres a reply every 2 minutes which are mostly arguing about midgetweights and which thread is better. You are all faggots. Lets try something new

>Alex or Glover
>Hunto or Lewis
>Who is going to be fed to Ngannou next

Also someone find the corner Germaine is hiding in and drag her to cyborg already

>>76086484
It's people from /asp/ sabotaging us and trying to get us removed from /sp/. They want to thread split and spam the catalog with gay porn and multiple threads. They want to turn /sp/ against us.

>>76086484
if the janitors allow /mma/ and /heem/ to exist then there will be initial backlash and the autism will follow but /mma/ will eventually be a slower more mma focused general and heem will remain the same as it is now. most people will post in both but hopefull the autism stays here

>>76086506
>people from /asp/

""""""""""people"""""""""""****

>>76086507
They won't allow the two so get over it and deal it

>>76086523
Not with shitposting losers like you trying to ruin it

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Alexander Gustafsson vs. Glover Teixeira
Volkan Oezdemir vs. Misha Cirkunov
Peter Sobotta vs. Ben Saunders
Abdul Razak Alhassan vs. Omari Akhmedov
Oliver Enkamp vs. Nordine Taleb
Jack Hermansson vs. Alex Nicholson

>>76086507
Why don't you make an /mma/ general right now and go talk to yourself in it there instead of in here?

>>76086507
How about you go back to /asp/ and cut your losses. Pro wrestling is NOT a sport. MMA is a sport. You will never get us moved to /asp/.

>>76086536
I'm not the one spamming or trying to force "MMA general" heem urself
>>76086541
This, I wanna see it get deleted

what is /asp/ autists beef with heem anyway?

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tfw that guy tricked me into watching cejudo vs benavidez and judging it round by round

>>76086550
No, you're just spamming all the scat porn then immediately saying "le mma general faggots lol!!!"

>>76086551
They think mandrama is a legit sport

>>76086555
>buying fight pass
the only one here to blame is yourself

>>76086551
They're pissed their """"sport""" got moved to /asp/. They're seeking revenge against us. Watch them spam and thread split.

anyone else watching jre ? i love how joe rogan is amazed by animals
seriously, wish i was this hyped about anything except drugs

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>>76086503

>Gustaffson
Glover is chinny and has worse standup than Gus, and Gus is a good enough wrestler to have a competitive fight with DC, so I doubt Glover will be able to threaten him with his ground game

>Lewis
Hunt and Lewis are both brawlers with good chins, but Lewis has taken less damage

>Who is going to fight Ngannou next
Cain or JDS

>>76086561
>>76086566
but how is it heems fault that wwe isn't a sport. like why is the target specifically heem?

The spammer is overcompensating so hard talking about /asp/ lol

>>76086573
No I don't care for his program.

>>76086576
This post right here is why we need /mma/.

Who agrees?

>>76086576
no one cares dude lol

>>76086581
They believe /heem/ was the primary motivator of getting /wwe/ moved to /asp/. They sabotage us because they believe they can win and drag us to /asp/.

>>76086585
Im beginning to notice that too. He says he falseflags both sides. The mma general shit is stupid though still

>>76086581
There has been a lot of mandrama and wwe cross-over lately with brock lesnar and cm punk so we got some stow-aways in here now. Some left, but the ones who stayed are clearly autistic as evidenced by all the gay porn.

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uncle dana kicking it with snoop

https://youtu.be/bzFL30iBDAI

>>76086590
Agreed

>>76086590
Yep.

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Reminder. It's literally just salty mandrama losers trying to sabotage our general. Just ignore them.

>>76086619
>>76086623
You even own a 4chan pass? Damn as if you weren't pathetic enough already.

>>76085716
you're right you're not a friend

no one is a friend here

there is only a brother

>>76086636
Stay obsessed you mentally ill loser

>le haxxor raid xD
Damn what year is it? 2007?

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>>76086564
if you're curious i find the fight to be a 28-28 draw when accounting for the point deduction

>>76086608
you're right the dude who posts under swedish flag is the guy ur talking bout

2,3 Benavidez

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>>76086652
>mfw someone scored it 30-26 Benavidez

dude what the fuck

My favorite mma fighters:

Bobby Lashley
CM Punk
Alberto Del Rio
Brock Lesnar
Josh Barnett
Batista

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What's going on in this thread?

Masdival beat Maia

>>76086686
You are actively trying to move us to /asp/ you sick loser. Fucking degenerate scumbag.

>>76086650
Worked

who is your favorite woman fighter? be honest.

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Me on the right

>>76086665
it was close in rd2. henry came out hard. opened up joe w a knee to the jaw. joe is missing a lot and on the backfoot, sometimes his 1-2 will land but he is literally lunging with his double somtimes triple jab. cejudo advancing throughout and finding success in the flurries. last 30 seconds were great for Benavidez but i would give it to cejudo closely. rd 3 was joe all day. 30-26 is retarded

>>76086699
>>>/asp/

Cejudo beat benevidez you fucking idiots

>>76086711
Worked

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>>76086697
No I'm not!

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>Everything is going exactly as we planned in the discord

Just imagine how much idiocy is needed to craft this sentence....

>>76086604
>>76086608
They really need to sort themselves out in all seriousness.

>>76086716
28-28 was the proper score imo

point deduction fucked him

>>76086710
I thought it was 1-1 after round 2 and Joe won the last round

>>76086725
Yeah bro were all normal and fine here

>Coral Springs gets banned for 30 days
>/heem/ devolved into complete chaos

Is CoralGOD the one to end this all? Will his return bring forth a nourishing dosage of peace and positivity?

>>76086723
Just imagine how worked you have to be type a response to that

>>76086738
No one is your friend here. Get help.

>>76086732
rd 1 cejudo got a clear 10-9 but got point deducted so that means it was...9-9? does 10 point must mean Joe gets 10 if henry doesn't? rd2 you could argue Benavidez won, but I disagree.

>>76086723
where do you see that at?

>>76086739
It was you wasn't it? Did I strike a nerve idiot?

>>76086746
Worked

STOP REPLYING TO THE ASPIES, THEY WILL GO AWAY


Yoel vs Whittaker, who wins?

Get worked xDD

Le pro wrestling lingo!!!!

I'm a smark hahahaha these mma plebeians have nothing on me!

>>76086759
Working yourself into a work. Good mic skills

>>76086757
whittaker

>>76086755
Coral Springs loved /heem/. He'd never succumb to mandrama trying to divide us. When and if he returns he will denounce you and /asp/.

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>Now that summer is upon us and school is over, me and my discord friends have talked and planned how to raid you guys

Just imagine...

>>76086765
This. He is the Heemessiah

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The brother of UFC fighter Paige VanZant (whose birth given name is Paige Sletten) has been released from prison today, 23/5/17, and is under community supervision for multiple counts of sodomizing a 13 year old boy.

>>76086770
Imagine getting worked this hard

>>76086764
Yoel will easilly wrestle his shit up you don't think? Whittaker is fast as fuck but I think Yoel can keep him at distance

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[[[[Beg me]]]]

>>76086757
Yoel

Marks got worked into a shoot but didn't know a shoot was a shoot because they got worked, mark.

xD

>>76086757
hard one, i have no idea
both are really really good

>>76086789
>>76086793
Worked

>>>/asp/

>>76086781
>Yoel will easilly wrestle his shit up you don't think
I mean whittaker is pretty quick while avoiding the TD, you see that when he heemed jacare. Obviously Yoel is 100% beast for sure but I think whittaker has proven he can hold his own

When does Bisroid intend on fighting next?

>>76086806
Worked

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If you're not a fan of Angela Magana's you're not a fan of MMA.

>>76086813
>>76086802
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>>76086793
>>76086789
>>76086781
>>76086772
>>76086770
>>76086764
>>76086757
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>>76086742
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>>76086738
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>>76086730
Worked

Coral springs really has this jesus type character arc which is pretty funny

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How does Rose beat Joanna?

>>76086813
But I think Yoel has better takedowns than Jacare desu, Whittaker just seems like he'd be tiny next to Romero. I kinda see Whittaker winning a decision or catching Romero early

Mommy is hovering over his computer so he can't spam the gay porn right now.

>>76086845
Yoel rarely uses his wrestling and is even sloppier than Jacare. His chances are blacksplosion

>>76086836
He was misunderstood. He answered some pretty personal questions right before he was banned. He was positive energy and seemed like an alright but mentally challenged guy . I regret telling him to kill himself.

lads

http://www.mmamania.com/2017/5/23/15682888/platinum-mike-perry-jeremy-stephens-shove-fight-ufc-athlete-retreat

>>76086836
>>76086857
Stop getting emotionally attached to anonymous posters on an anime imageboard.

Do you know how pathetic you look?

>>76086854
Am I wrong or did it look like Brunson/Whittaker fight could of went to either? They were both fucked up and Brunson was being sloppy

>>76086869
>But then Jeremy Stephens tried to dance up on my girl, and he knew it was my girl. It was at the end of the night. Snoop had already come out, and I had been killing it, dancing with my girl all night. Jeremy Stephens walks up on her, and mid hip-thrust, as he was about to maybe make contact with her body, I pushed that mother fucker hard as I could, double-hand to his chest, and he fell on the ground. He was mad as hell but he didn’t do shit.”

MY SIDES

>>76086883
If Brunson fought smarter he could have won.

>>76086838
She got FINISHED by Carla Esparza. She doesn't.

>>76086902
>le mma math

>>76086902
That was years ago and Rose has clearly gotten better since then.

>>76086845
>I think Yoel has better takedowns than Jacare
I agree with you completely thats what makes is such a spicy matchup, but I dont see a decison coming either way.

>>76086897
“He was trying to be a dick, but he’s 145 pounds, he doesn’t want these problems,” Perry continued. “Who the fuck is that guy, bro?”

>>76086901
And that's where I think Jacare is overrated, Yoel should have stood back up and finished jacare on feet instead of getting in guard gassing himself out to win controversial decision. Whittaker was smart against Jacare though but I still think Yoel takes him

>>76086869
getting hard to keep supporting jeremy stephens when hes getting tooled by everybody in the ufc

>>76086908
what tipped you off to that her "win" over tecia torres or her loss to karolina? lmao rose fucking stinks

>>76086875
I just find it funny about how much shit he got but he never really hurt anyone. p4p top 3 nicest dudes on heem

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>muh orc
>wonderboy!
>th-this time!
>maiavidal!!
>r-r-r-r-r-r-rory!

>>76086922
Maybe if Yamasaki was reffing the Yoel fight, it would've been stopped

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>>76086930
>getting tooled by everybody

Frankie decisioned him. WGAF. Dude has a career full of savage heems.

My thing is I lost respect for him when he let Cruz pay him to be his friend on Embedded.

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lol these same idiots who argued that andrade was going to win are now saying rose will win

like this fat fuck who does "private scouting" and "mma analysis"

>>76086965
No one said Rose is gonna win, learn how to read idiot.

>>76086506
>/asp/
>We LOVE fake fighters !
>XD
That's why "wrestlers" don't last in MMA.

>>76086965
>I'm currently training to compete as an amateur boxer

>>76086965
Connor knows more about MMA than you ever will in 2 lifetimes.

>>76086975
yeah like no one said jessica andrade would win right? lmao fucking idiots

rose fucking sucks a dick at mma, she's a quitter and joanna will make her quit

>>76086965
i apologized already, stop bullying me about picking andrade!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>76086965
that fat fuck could throw onto the ground and rape you if he felt like it, docktwink

>>76086992
He's a fat kid who picked Joanne Calderwood over Jessica Andrade, and Jessica Andrade by decision over Joanna Jedrzejczyk.

>>76087012
Did he bully you or something?

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>>76085641
>that previous though

>>76087022
No one thinks you're funny.

I use to hate the scub posters but now they are some of my favourite guys

>>76087040
>t. non-previous appreciating dork
ur opinion = wgaf

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team /Connor Ruebusch/

>>76085969
>slav name
>latina
what did she mean by this?

Zane Simon

who is your favorite ufc woman strawweight?

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>>76087114
Joanna

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>>76087114

>>76087078
>Coral spergs genuinely liked Schaub
No he didn't. In fact if you go and check the archives you'll see that it was Netherlands who started the whole schaubposting autism. And the coralsprings loser picked it up cause he wanted to get attention too.

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>>76087022

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>>76086537
>someone uses your oc screenshot as a picks pic
what a great feel

>>76087143
>only one person can like Shob

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>>76086537
Gus
Oezdemir
Saunders
Alhassan
Taleb
Nicholson

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>>76087140

>>76087164
>Muh friend simulator

Notice how slow heem is now with that sperg gone, really makes you think

remember when people thought Gustaffson was elite because Jon Jones trained about as hard as I do to fight him?

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>>76086537
Gus
Cirkunov
Saunders
Alhassan
Taleb
Hermannson

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>>76086537
Gus
Misha
Saunders
Akhmedov
Taleb
Hermansson

>>76087221
anybody taking prime bones the distance deserves respect

>>76087216
Amazing how much 1 sperg from /asp/ can impact /heem/.

>>76087248
Multiple devices and a bit of autism goes a long way

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was this billboard worth the money? this is the headliner when aldo doesnt show up.

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>>76086537
Gus
Volkan
Saunders
Hassan
Enkamp
Nicholson

>>76087269
Can't imagine anyone seeing that billboard and saying to themselves "wow that's a great fight, I must order this PPV"

>>76087260
>>76087248
>>76087216
Are you done talking to yourself? Yah? Okay.

>>>/asp/

Will Tyrone posting end if he loses the title?

>>76087291
Lol I'm not, just really activates my almonds how fast this general died with that loser gone

>>76087295
against who? maia? lmao

>>76087295
Yes, just like jacareposting

>>76087309
And you still keep talking about him hmmmm, im gonna stop responding because its clear youre just looking to reignite discussion about yourself. Bye

>>76087295
Yup. The racebaiter will move on to another successful black fighter.

>>76087282
you think they know shit in other sports? it's all to satisfy our 24/7 need for content no matter how lame

>>76087281
i've seen all of their fights and i can't picture it being exciting

>>76087335
>claowdja by grapplefuck

can i be mma analyst now?

>>76087140
>you will never be a fit power couple with a qt strawweight

hold me

So is everyone going to keep calm and not sperg out once the next thread is the /mma/ general?

>>76087327
To prove a point you jackass this was me>>76086757 all you dummies have to do is not respond to that turbo autist

>>76087334
i don't mind it desu, i like listening to them but some of their picks are weird.

>>76087365
I'm willing to experiment with /mma/ for a week to see if it works out. Can't hurt desu.

>>76087365
That's a completely different general m8. It can't be next

>>76085858
Thanks for reposting this where my efforts failed btw

>>76087365
i'm surprised it's still up i alerted the mods to it being made 80 posts earlier 11 hours ago lol

>>76087365
MMA general will fix nothing you idiot, the same people will still post in it, so we will still have spergout and spam

>>76087370
dude my secretary doesn't care lol

>>76087395
You are not Canadian or fat kid named Adan

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>>76087386
>when kevin lee wins the LW strap

good joke deserves a (You)

>>76087410
i would literally be willing to bet any amount of money that kevin lee will be the lightweight champion within two years

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/famous/ BLESS

>>76087423
if this wasnt an anonymous comment on a peruvian pan flute forum i might be inclined to believe you even 1%

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Why can't USADA catch roiders? Is this the natty limit?

When this thread is over we join this one, fuck /MMA/ general
>>76080969
>>76080969

>>76087365
Why don't you go ahead and make it right now? I already gave you the green light.

>>76087439
Jinder Mahal is, i hear he's moving to MMA soon

>>76087436
>max holloway not impressed with jose aldo's track record of actually showing up for fights. or his burgers