/heem/: Angela Magana Edition

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Kajan = BTFO

>>76073162
Finally, an appreciative fighter. His parents raised him right.

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>>76073106

Upcoming events:

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Previous thread: >>76068119

News:

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/cristiane-cyborg-justino-cited-for-misdemeanor-battery

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/cyborg-justino-angela-magana-reportedly-get-physical-at-ufc-athlete-retreat

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/22/15673734/pros-react-to-ufc-athlete-retreat-2017

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/21/15672338/sergio-pettis-vs-brandon-moreno-to-headline-ufc-fight-night-114

http://www.mmamania.com/2017/5/22/15674954/tj-dillashaw-99-percent-chance-cody-garbrandt-fight-ufc-213-canceled-mma

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Interesting, interesting.

Gonna go eat some food and hit the showers after the gym, you pussies best be on Goober's dick when I get back OR ELSE.

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>>76073207
thanks for the links and news but fuck off

>>76073162
sounds like hes begging to not get cut if he loses his next fight

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>>76073226
I don't really see how he wins his next fight on paper. He's a brawler and Borrachinha is a technically better, stronger brawler.

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>>76073220
thats obviously so ridiculous and facetitous
mark henry is a good striking coach for mma but thats mma and not boxing
i guarantee you that an mma fighter could outbox a boxer in mma but they would not outbox a boxer in boxing

>>76073243
the biggest gap is the jiu jitsu imo bamgbose is strong and powerful and has some weird memey shit that could put off borrachina and he has hte big advantage there

>>76073226
Much love NerdPad, I can't stand this new impostor can't even greentext the fucking title of the news. Where the heck did you find this guy he sucks

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>>76073243
>>76073261
There's always a puncher's chance for either fighter in matchups like this, but that's about it.

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>>76073261
*the big advantage

i also dont think i spelled faceitious right but idc

>>76073263
its dockscat

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>>76073271
you are obsessed with me
you think about me every day for hours at a time
just wanted to let you know

>>76073284
Says the impostor

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>>76073284
which is exactly why you always pretend to be me right bud

>>76073270
true but punchers chances go down exponentially with skill
if boxers like canelo, pacquiao, and others cant get a punchers chance why would conor
conor cant possibly hit that much harder and if he even touches floyd it wouldnt be a full blow
he would have to pray floyd fucks around like anderson

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Who /Famous/ here

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Video of Cyborg punching a can. Doesn't show the actual punch because some guy is in the way, but it does show the seconds leading up to and immediately after it.

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>>76073356
kek

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/22/15676370/video-emerges-of-cris-cyborg-punching-angela-magana-at-ufc-athlete-retreat

>>76073271
You didn't use facetious correctly either.

i think spergop has ctd

>watch this video
>tell me that somehow Max Holloway will beat this man

No one can beat businessman Aldo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JYqt5Lepws

also requesting Aldo webms

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>>76073379
wtf is wrong with me today lmao
anyone want to talk about mma now, or are you just going to shitpost like usual

WMMA IS TRASH

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>>76073389
I also think Aldo is going to beat Holloway.
He's a more technically proficient striker in general and thrives on the counter, whereas Holloway likes to pressure. He also has a slight reach advantage, despite being shorter than Holloway. He's consistently stuffed takedowns from guys like Mendes and Edgar, who are leagues about Holloway as wrestlers, so any attempts by Holloway to mix things up likely won't get him very far.

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>WMMA IS TRASH

>>76073162
Now a fan

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>>76073389
tfw waldo will win r1, will try to foul hunt for 2 rds then get tooled in the championship rounds and the belt is blessed. aldo will make a comment regarding the weight cut being difficult for his failing cardio

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>>76073430
youre not only copying my style but you basically copied my post from a couple days ago

>>76073413
if youre a casual
invicta is one of the best promotions out there and consistently churns out great cards

>>76073392
people would talk mma with you if you didnt shitpost so much

>the imposter put a trip on
finally i can filter this asshat

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>>76073497
get a dog bro

>>76073491
not even a wmma hater but did you even watch the last Invicta? no way that is "one of the best promotions"

*heems you*

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>>76073508

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>>76073508
paul "the irish dragon" felder

Britbros are you ok :(

Hope none of you were at an Ariana Grande concert

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>>76073506
the last one wasnt as good but the one before and most in general are great
better than most regional promotions and more consistent than bellator
ufc, rizin, acb are ones off the top of my head that are better, not many though, maybe bamma and efn too

Heemies, I've been wagecucking for the past 4 months in somewhere with no internet.

Can you sum up what i've missed in the past 4 months or so?

https://twitter.com/BasedDongeezus/status/866685090327179264
12 year old choking out her opponent

>>76073220
The funny this is he was saying the opposite before the Alvarez fight

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>>76073261
Hard R N-Word, shut the h*ck up.

No one asked for your opinion. Beat it! Get lost.

>I know better than a coach who's been called one of the best out there
Bruh.

>>76073656
That was the first time he saw Conor fight in person

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>>76073638
I honestly don't know where to begin
Be more specific plox

>>76073663
Conor beat his guy
He had faith in Alvarez but Alvarez isn't even an amazing striker by MMA Standards. Mayweather is a completely different level.

You don't change your opinion on Mayweather/Goobs because Goobs bet Alvarez lel

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>>76073352
here

>>76073668

Is this the epitome of swangin' n' bangin'?

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Stipe tapped

>>76073673
He changed his opinion because he saw Conor's speed in real time. Have you ever been to a fight live? It's very different from on tape.

New trip to filter I guess

Also want to hear a secret? I don't angela think magana is ugly. Maybe not good looking but not ugly.

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>>76073658
mark henry is a striking coach for mma he doesnt know more than all the boxing experts in the world that say conor has basically zero chance

>>76073721
Why swis?

>>76073707
he's not gonna trip for long. these friend simulating imposters are just baiting for (you)s. once the (you)s dry up he'll go find another friend to simulate

>>76073691
Has Henry been to see Mayweather live, and not from some shitty seat way out?
What's this notion that speed changes through a lens?

If you're trying to heem somebody, what's the best part of the head to aim for? Behind the ear? The jaw?

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>>76073640

>>76073736
Why are you trying to force this so much?

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>>76073721
>I know more than Mark Henry does

The fucking arrogance of this doo.

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>>76073771

>>76073740
So you e never been to a fight live. You could have just answered the question.

Why swiss if he's American?

>>76073745
Testicles

>>76073745
You dont aim for the head, goof

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>>76073735
>>76073783
top secret

>>76073736
i only trip when the impostor is around bud

>>76073773
>mark henry knows more than antonio tarver
your arrogance

what's the story about Cyroid and Mangina

did they have an argument about how they were going to split some PEDs or something

>>76073779
Yeah but it's true. Someone has ago at the op and you take your trip off and start badly pretending to be his friend or something

>o-oh he doesn't post here anymore stop bullying him!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUZ-FsjgW1Q/?taken-by=mmaworld&hl=en

C U T E
U
T
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>>76073798
Are you the Muslim fight fan I was talking to or is he an imposter?

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>>76073798
>Moving goalposts because you got outed as an arrogant brat
Motherwhoring scum.

You best leave these threads or I'm gonna put the hurt on you. No one who has ever flexed at me in these generals has lived to tell the tale, I broke every single one of them. It's like, do you see my name? I own this place.

Scram, doll.

I thought notepad left months ago...

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holy fuck what is this? it reads like poorly translated chinese on a menu

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>>76073813
possibly
were you the butthurt brit from yesterday

>>76073822
dude you dont know more than antonio tarver bro youre so arrogant

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>>76073389

>>76073799
>magana has been posting some memes on twitter about cyborg being ugly / looking like a guy / juicing for a while now
>cyborg confronted her at the athlete's retreat
>got up in her face like "you need to respect me"
>magana told her to fuck off
>cyborg punched her
>cops got called, cyborg summoned to court for a misdemeanor battery charge
that's basically it

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>>76073851
>N-no, U
Don't be scared, homie. I'll be gentle.
.

whats up with these new trips

>>76073851
>were you the butthurt brit from yesterday
No I wasn't here yesterday, what happened?

>>76073885
just one baiting fag

>>76073885
SpergOP has a trip now I think

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>>76073885
Είναι kαλοkαίρι.

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>>76073875
bro dont be arrogant

>>76073894
i think it was thatonecody fan sperging out

>>76073885
i only trip when the impostor is around and i dont think he is so ill trip off since people keep asking and sperging

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>Le "my knee hurts" man
>Le "get rocked twice by 45 year old hendo" man
>Le "get gifted a decision in the hometown after getting knocked out" man
>Le "split decision against thales leites" man
>Le "get one arm guillotined" man
>Le "win split decision in england" man

The state of the ufc middleweight division

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>>76073920
hi spain, how you doing?

>>76073923
Are you in the discord?

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What's next for Aldo if he beats Max? I think he should fight Nate or Michael Johnson or something until a contender emerges at 145

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>>76073923
>Being so shook you have to repeat the first thing I said to you over and over
Yikes.

>>76073941
Pretty tired, sleepless and the gym was a killer today.

I legit don't know who you are anymore, man.

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>>76073923
It was the brit who use to post pictures of shit when his thread didn't get used. Codyfag is pretty tame I don't think it's the same dude. Most brits are just cancer though. If they are even British and not just proxy

>i only trip when people pretend to be me
>i want to be a recognized poster
why not trip all the time or just go to reddit if you want to be recognized for each individual post? you clearly want to have a name for yourself. I only say this because i would either like to filter you or have you leave since youre clearly not here for anonymous mma discussion

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>>76073970
>tfw all of spains boys are my boys but he hates my main boy

>>76073985
its really embarrassing desu

>>76073771
Calendarnigger is an avataring pedo zero with no friends but constantly avatars and whines about friend simulating. He needs to be locked up and id gladly track him down and make a citizens arrest. I bet he doesn't even own guns worthless faggot.

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>>76073983
what even happened to codyfan, is he ashamed of how his supposed boy is getting completely BTFO on TUF while simultaneously coming off as an insufferable douche?

>>76073430
Young, fast Aldo was so spicy.

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Good night heem

Bless

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>>76073999
Nice trips.

It's all good tho, nah fuck daaat. Rest assured I don't dislike Woodley because I'm a racist, buddeh. That should count for something.

>>76074033
Does he even have it in him to fight like this anymore?

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>>76073970
bro

>>76073965
the only thing i can think of is a rematch with cub or korean zombie if korean zombie works his way up
otherwise moving up to lightweight would be cool and set up a rematch with conor hopefully

>>76073985
i only trip to deter the impostor/dockscat from endlessly shitting up the thread and to prevent whiny people like you from whining
evidentlcy anything i do triggers you so it sounds like you should take a break from here more than anything bud

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>someone imitating your posting style and posting exactly the same way you do is shitting up the thread but when you do it, its not shitting up the thread
holy fuck wow

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>>76074048
>>76074033

Yeah

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>>76074048
it does desu. aldo just coasts because he doesn't need to turn it up, maybe he tkos max the next fight.

>>76073965
155 for sure.

>>76073780
Yeah well that was implied heavily. No I haven't, MMA isn't too big here and not many I know are into it at all.

So answer my question. What's this notion that speed changes through a lens come from?

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>>76074074
you dont seem to understand, nobody cares how you post, if you post, what you post, and when you post.

stop attentionfagging you fucking pussy

>>76074026
He said on discord he was busy and just needed a break then deleted it. Don't know after that.

>>76073999
Nice trips nice image

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>>76074074
notice how youre the only one still complaining about this which says more about you than anything
which is pretty ironic considering all the obvious attention whoring seem to be doing
the impostor would say outrageous things when pretending to be me so that anytime i posted you would all sperg out like youre doing right now
im not going to continue with this but youre free to cry with your own devices bud

why does calendarnigger get upset about friend simulating then shit up threads with mandrama and threadwars?

Christ almighty calendarnigger i cant wait to find you

Terrorist attack in Manny

I have people there, hope they're okay

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>>76074055
*GADOOSH's you*

>>76074080
He'd do like shit at 155, sacrificing this speed would kill him. Hope he sticks to Feddarweight and doesn't pursue stupid shit like money fights meng at 155.

>>76074097
Who you got in that fight? It's a shitty card overall, but the main event is L I T.

>>76074080
He's sill a great athlete and technically much better but he is noticeably bigger and slower than he was.

He's not going to lose to anyone else at 145.

Would love to see him fight some of the lightweights though.

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>>76074097
he heems Max and then calls out Tony for the 155 interim.

>>76074178
aldo will leg kick max to a nice 50-44

>>76074189
wouldn't be mad at it

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what are the memes on this card? no wmma so idk

>>76074219
i may be depressed but at least i dont have autism like you

can you even imagine the type of person who ttakes pride in being an important figure of a small recurring thread series on the sports section of an anime imageboard?

>>76074242
lol dude why are you friend simulating so much like damn fuck go to reddit lmao stop imitating me!

>>76074178

I actually would favor him against most of the top 10 at LW, because he would still be fast and wouldn't need to cut weight, but idk how he would fare against Ferguson. He could do what Anderson did and just take some lower-ranked lightweights so his skill would still make up for any size disadvantage

>>76074242
No memes but all you newfags need to keep an eye out for cirkunov

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>>76074195
One can hope so. I don't like Max's arrogance despite the non-stop bangers as of late. And he did put the hurt on Pettis, so there's that.

>>76074299
What would be the point of him going to LW if he's gonna be just a gatekeeper?

The only compelling fights I see for him there are Ferguson and Khalabib, and I dislike Aldo's chances in both. Barboza too but they won't fight on the count of being Zucas.

>>76074378
pettis heemd himself long before he was in the cage

>>76073284
lmao I permaBTFO you so bad that now you just repeat the shit I traumatized you with to someone else

perma

BTFO

lmao

>>76074378

It would kill time until the next challenger at 145, which could be a while

Also beating some scrubs will help his stock and drawing power, which could draw conor in for another 145 fight. I don't see conor defending against Aldo even if he tore through the rankings. Conor would rather fight for belts than defend them, and technically he doesn't have the145 belt anymore which I know bothers him

>>76074467
Pettis was doing well with a lot of kicks to the body and jabs from range. He was doing very well in putting Max on his backfoot and preventing him from unleashing his bursts of combinations that usually gets a lot of fighters in trouble. I feel Aldo can exploit that strategy. Pettis was also drained from the cut but still looked decent. Perhaps if he moved back up to Lightweight and supplemented himself with a Famous Burger© he'd do very well!

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>>76074533
>>76074509

Forgot my pic!

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>>76074467
Hehehehe, maybe I'll heem you outside a cage. Give you a big ole hematoma.

>>76074529
Doubt Conor will ever fight at 145 anymore. Think Aldo's last chance was last year when RDA pulled out with a BREWSED FEWT, but he didn't capitalise. And who would, desu, going into a fight with no camp against a guy who KO'd you in 13 seconds is autistic anyway.

Hope his stock goes back up.

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>>76074687
Joocy.

heem give me some oldschool banger 2 watch from early 00's

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>>76074242
Can't wait to see Misha Cirkunov fight again,
probably my fav UFC LHW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzFL30iBDAI

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>fake version of me got his posts deleted

Too bad desu

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>>76074782
lol

Aldo-Holloway will be a great fight my guys

>>76073220
>loses badly against shitty journeyman boxer
>will give Mayweather trouble
Ebin

>>76074817
>>76074824
This is the worst general on 4chan

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*teleports behind you*

Heh, not bad kid. Now watch this.

*backflips over you*

These blades were crafted in the heart of Famous Burger's kitchen; sharpened with my finest cutlery. Do you really think you can defeat me, Max?

*teleports behind you again*

You are no match for an entrepreneur of my calibre.

*hits you with dull side of blade*

Next time you'll wish I skipped the canoe fries

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anyone else /MMADigest/ here? Is videos are concise, to the point, and can be pretty funny. Honestly a better source of news than jewani

Who is everyones favourite female ufc fighter?

>>76074533

I noticed Max gets hit the most when pressured. His defense is good, but not as good as his offense while pressuring himself. I don't think this does him any favors cause Aldo does his best work while countering, and is better at pressuring than Max is at countering. Should be interesting.

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>>76074824
spoke too soon

Famous Bless anyways my guy

>>76074858
Please make more of these

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>>76074763
He got subbed after getting exhausted because his gas tank a shit.

He boxed Nate up in both fights, I thought this meme died.

>>76074884
are you the burger that always used to put the mma digest [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] in the OP lol

>>76073497
>asshat

what a faggot you are

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Am I the only here that thinks that Jones is going to get heemed by DC?

>>76074903
Nah, I dont make OP's, i just genuine like his videos. He is a funny guy, he organizes the news well, and he doesnt lower himself to "BIG CAN'T MISS CONOR MCGREGOR NEWS *WATCH RIGHT NOW*" clickbait bullshit like a lot of mma news sites

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>>76074916
I legit had a weird ass dream where he RNC'd Jones.

Woke up really happy only to realise there's no way in fuck that shit goes down like that.

>>76074906
>faggot

what an asshat you are

>>76073220
>Gonna go eat some food and hit the showers after the gym, you pussies best be on Goober's dick when I get back OR ELSE.

>2 and a half hours later the larping faggot manolo is still here

lmao fucking pathetic

>>76074933
I agree my dude

he just gives it to you

>>76074884
If you werent new you'd know they used to always be in the OP but then when we had weidmanOP aka the GOAT OP. Now we have this fatfuck mudslime 18 year old constantly shilling mmajunkie and mmafighting.

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>>76074950
'Cause I ate and showered already, I had just arrived from the gym.

Hop off my dick, loser. Try to get laid, virgin dork.

>>76074903
>implying anyone besides you forced the [embed] faggotry

Adan pls

>>76074982
it's called a joke you autist idiot lmao

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Where my ETH /heem/sters at? I think I'm gonna take some profit and use it to subsidize my 214 tickets.

What's the best MMA entrance of all time?

>>76074968
Do you have one of those sketchy yuro poverty showers where the water is heated by an electric box thats actually IN the shower? You do huh? Take a pic of it and post it. I want to laugh.

>>76075065
Mayhem Miller in a Dream event

>>76075065
Urijah Faber at UFC 199

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>>76075043
Right here buddy! I'm also going to UFC 214. Last time I was in Anaheim was the inaugural FOX card. Try to get tickets anytime there around the area like 199

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There's a hope that's waiting for you in the dark
You should know you're beautiful just the way you are
And you don't have to change a thing
The world could change its heart
No scars to your beautiful, we're stars and we're beautiful

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Paige's brother gets out of prison tomorrow. Or today if you're in Europe and haven't been blown up. How do you think it will affect her MMA career?

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>>76075067
Get help. Get laid.

>>76075148
good song

>>76075123
lmao pathetic. I come on /heem/ for the first time in a week and youre here.

do you think they should cancel this week's ufc event due to safety concerns?

>>76075163
lmao that's a yes. I have more sex than you, little manolo. You're on /heem/ every friday and saturday night cause you have no friends and girls arent interested in your ugly ass.

>>76075150
Get help. Get laid.

Who is your favorite fighter of all time?

>>76075185
why?

>>76075196
do you think someone will ever love you
>>76075150
Leave Paige alone!

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any of you guys need the heeminder?

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>>76075174
Oh look the spammer is just mad about the dip. You will never be me no matter how much you wish you were.

You will never go to UFC 214 and possibly UFC 213 like I am. Speaking of which I really hope Based Cody holds out, I think he will and knock out that no ride faggot TJ

what's the best way to finish someone from mount?

what if muslims were as good at cutting weight as they were blowing up little kids at concert. khabib would still be relevant!

>>76075240
inverted triangle

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>>76075235
Do you think you'll ever not have horrible body odor? You're literally an obese shitskin.

Oh shit I just remembered your team got BTFO.

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>soaking wet manlet is back

sounds like he needs a heeminder

>>76075270
you literally have created a fantasy land that you believe in because it makes you feel better

have fun shuffling into your cold empty house at 4am bud

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>mfw Claudia and Kookie scissor for 3 rounds

>>76075150
>>76075258

Damn why do I always find out about this shit on /sp/?

>>76075258
lol

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>>76075270
i have a lot of fun on here pretending to be you and people still think its you lol and nobody will believe this post like they havent believed anything else ive posted

thats enough friend simulating for now though

>>76075258
it feels good to enjoy a sport no one gives enough of a shit about to blow up

>>76075286
>you literally have created a fantasy land that you believe in

lmao said the 19 year old child that larps about owning a successful HVAC business when in reality he was portioning dip FOR FREE less than two years ago. Oh yeah and you have a wife and daughter, right, bud ?? ;)

>7-0

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>>76075309
you know you lead a pathetic existence when someone can pretend to be you as a joke lmao

imagine someone impersonating you was literally a joke

just imagine lol

>>76075261
12 to 6 elbows

>>76075334
nice fantasy you got there dude lol

*portions delusion*

also nobody likes the sens you fuckin idiot lmao

Who is the hardest hitter in MMA today?

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>>76075309
why are you pretending to be me ;)

lol cant stop wont stop, i have so many proxies to work from, us, canada, spain, bulgaria ;)

42 posters in this thread lolololol try 10 at most

>>76075407
I think that you think that people are dumb enough to buy into your shtick lol

>>76075309
Just think, if you werent a low income loser you could get a 4chan pass and vpn and impersonate international /heem/ers like Adan and spainsperg.

>>76075405
Tecia Torres

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>>76074802
Dana talking about conor and cant help but mention cynthia

Mia Kang isn't really that attractive. I don't get the modelling world. Most of them are just tall and skinny with "unique" faces but not necessarily attracative

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>7-0

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>>76075437
dont you see thats the fun part?

>>76075482
i think youd be surprised

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>>76075496
It's basically confirmed she's giving him the succ, right?

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lmao what an idiot

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>>76075535
shut it dweeb

spainsperg is back with the homo spam

>>76075568
chiesa is going to get goof'd so hard by based kevin lee

lol look whose posts got deleted

spainsperg is the spammer. fucking loser.

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>>76075530
100%

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>>76075224

Amanda Nunes

What the hell is going on in this general?

It wasn't like this last year.

>>76075600
No, he;s not

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nobody actually cares about this dude lol

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Am I supposed to give a shit about this fight? Both these dudes suck now.

>>76075660
Yes things were better before spainsperg, notepad and the other newfags.

>>76075660
He got banned and after that it's been his sole mission to get us to move to /asp/

>>76075660
>It wasn't like this last year.
yes it was lol he's been doing this for a long time

Spainsperg get help

>>76075660
Im adan and i love using my canadian proxy with his persona

dude did one of you guys call my secretary lmao

you know the "real" one actually posted one time?

>>76075710
it was you wasnt it lol

L I T E R A L L Y

NO ONE BELIEVES ME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

>>76075793
no one cares dude lol

>>76075437
>>76075407
>>76075342
>>76075309
I want you all to notice this brilliant tactic of mine where I falseflag myself by agreeing with one extraordinary thing just to disagree with another. It keeps up the illusion im lying. Am I?

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>>76075839
nobody cares though lol

>>76075793
Kevin Lee is shit m8

>>76075839
lmao bud

>>76075858
so is your economy lmao

We have our own discord (fitting name!) where have one of their meetings to talk about how to shitpost on /heem/, ive been to a lot of them! We love the fun here ahahaha!!

>>76075884
at least you agree with me

Upcoming events:

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Previous thread: >>76068119 →

News:

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/cristiane-cyborg-justino-cited-for-misdemeanor-battery

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/cyborg-justino-angela-magana-reportedly-get-physical-at-ufc-athlete-retreat

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/22/15673734/pros-react-to-ufc-athlete-retreat-2017

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/21/15672338/sergio-pettis-vs-brandon-moreno-to-headline-ufc-fight-night-114

http://www.mmamania.com/2017/5/22/15674954/tj-dillashaw-99-percent-chance-cody-garbrandt-fight-ufc-213-canceled-mma

>>76075898
>>76075856
>>76075865
>>76075884
i love when other people join in on the fun!

What the hell is going on in this general?

It wasn't like this last year.

What the hell is going on in this general?

It wasn't like this last year.

I wish the spammer would do more falseflagging but he has his own orders from our meetins. I try my best!

see h8rs this is what happens when you ride a nice guy like Coral so hard

like him or love him, you HAVE to respect his respect for others and how he tried to keep order here

Schaub BLESS

MY SECRETARY DUDE

>>76074895
That reporter looks exactly like my gf

>>76076066
well that sucks dude

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y'all in needing of a heeminder?

This is what happens when Spain cyber bullies docksperg

>>76076097
How can a malnourished, unemployed poverty manolo bully anyone?

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wtf is wrong with this girl?

>>76076050
How come youre not shitposting in the preds/ducks thread? Still asshurt from your team getting BTFO? Dont tell me youre a casual that only watches your city's team.

>>76076069
Not really, I'm happy

>>76076145
lol based peru always comin through with the heems and sunday double heems

notice how spainsperg stopped posting once the spam started?

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>>76076178
did you say double heem?

>>76076194
he got banned, see

>>76075602

>>76075680
Holy Shit! AHAHAHA! Conor NOOO!!

BUSTED AND JUSTED! SOUIEE!

why is MMA so gay

why is this guy spamming the thread

>>76076196
Was that the double kd from AXS friday night?

>>76076214
I know. he got banned and now he's sperging out by spamming gay porn.

>MMgAy

You're all cucks

>>76076227
It's just some nolife manolo loser.

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SPAIN DID NOTHING WRONG

>>76076141
lmao you are so pissed dude I don't know what the fuck you are talking about

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>>76073162
Uncle tom ass nigga

>>76076131
Is that aspen ladd?

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>>76076227
its just a couple spergs ;)

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Did Dana hire the spammer to destroy us?

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>>76076278
>Is that aspen ladd?

lads look>>76076309

>>76076295
Thai steel cups do a better job

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how do you know when a new fighter is your official /boy/? I really am liking what I see with Yaya. I've already watched all of her ammy fights and im excited to see her fight again

>>76076420

if I'm into barefoot girlsin a non-porn setting, would MMA be worth be getting into? do their toes wiggle a lot when they wrap their legs around another girl and try to grapple then?

>>76073220
>you pussies best be on Goober's dick when I get back OR ELSE.
Dude what's wrong with you?

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>>76076501
you cant even imagine

At least learn how to make a bot instead of doing it manually you mentally deranged loser.

YOU'RE ALL FAGS

Imagine being such a loser you spam gay porn to try and prove a point that you're superior to anyone.

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>>76076349

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I'm from /box/ and I'm genuinely asking..... Do you boys actually think Conor has a chance against Floyd Mayweather

>>76076349
thai steel what?

>>76076687
Man what a queer. How autistic do you have to be.

>>76076778
there is a 0.000000001% chance he knocks him out.

In the octagon, mayweather would be bent over and creampied on ppv.

now fuck off back to your dead thread

>>76076778
No and it's kind of annoying seeing this shit. We're not retards, but people like memeing so they're probably say yes because punchers chance and all that bollocks

>>76076196
That's a pretty boss ref, counting both at once and still maintaining control of the situation when the one gets up.

you are all faggots

>>76076778
I reckon so. Floyd was leaving himself open to the double-leg all fight against Manny; he practically leapt into it. Pac just didn't know how to take advantage. As we saw in McGregor/Holloway, Conor's not afraid to lean on his wrestling when faced with a scrappy boxer.

Based Magana dropping truth bombs on twitter.

>>76077177
hi Angela

>>76076778
Heem is /TMT/

>>76075680
DEEleted

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HANGING WITH THE BOYZZZZ

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Is BASED ragin al gonna get to fight for the interim belt???

>>76077501
>accuses TJ of being a snake
>puts teammates against eachother

straight busta

>>76077523
I'd like to see that fight

>>76077523
he is on a 5 fight win streak with 4 t/kos.

Rory vs MVP when?
Rory vs Danis when?

>>76077736
Danis would merk Rory. Lets get some wins under Rory before he gets humiliated

>>76077523
>FERG HEEMS AL WITHIN 2 ROUNDS

>>76076820
>We're

>>76077986
What's your issue here?
>>76077523
Would be kind of funny desu

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Late night heem is comfy

>>76076778
Nah, Floyd's a boring faggot. The memes will be fun though.

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Friendly heeminder Michael "The Count" Bisping is the Middleweight Champion of the world.

https://youtu.be/lTguubYSa4E?t=1h46m22s

post a more autistic fighter, i dare yas

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>>76078482
Not for very much longer

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>>76078482
how will h8rs ever recover knowing bisping is becoming a world class thespian

>>76078515
usada btfo.gif

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which of you faggots is using reddit? is it spainsperg?

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>>76078582

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>>76078582
maybe

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>“[St-Pierre] says he will fight whoever the 170-pound champion is when he comes back,” Whitetold Canadian sports network TSN.“We’re trying to put together that [Michael] Bisping – [Yoel] Romero fight. If [Bisping] can’t fight this summer, we’ll probably create an interim title between Romero and Robert Whittaker.”

bisping BTFO

thank you based white

https://www.reddit.com/r/heem/

>>76073822
Are you suggesting that North Korea is a democracy?

>>76078482
That's some of the worst rifle manipulation I've ever seen. Jesus Christ.

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>>76078805
you scared me a little

>>76078802
link?