/heem/

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where can i watch ufc for free in good quality

>>75874580
i know r/wmma has a lot of stuff in 720p so i'm guessing there's another sub reddit for mma that has the same for mens stuff but i only watch wmma

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Bento bento this thread

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HAND OVER ALL THE BETHE BUNDAS NOW BEFORE I BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT

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>>75874580
mma-core you goof

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>>75874594

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>>75874586
>when your girls have to fight
so this is how pedos felt about rose v watermeme, huh.

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Nick Diaz has never lost a fight

>>75874601
whos the qt in the middle

>>75874616
Is her left chin always that wide open

>>75874628
Got knocked out by Jeremy Jackson

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>>75874634

>>75874629
>middle
more of the thicc mama on the right bruh

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>>75874594

>>75874601
low res but still lots of stuff
thanks

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>>75874688
It's the biggest source there is, you're just not gonna find a lot of shit you can stream in HD. Youtube is unironically pretty good when it comes to Pride fights

>>75874731
it blows my mind that without much searching you could find a legit 10/10 in a third world country and with a little polishing she'd be a top wife for life

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me on the left

>>75874755
>tfw you wanna brown bag your mom

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>>75874674
>the fucking display in the way

>>75874755
me behind them in the middle

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>>75874761
kek

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next weekend is gonna be comfy
>Friday
Bellator + Cops and LFA
>Saturday
ACB then Invicta

since there's no UFC there should be no casuals either. I'm looking forward to this m8s

Did jones really say something about cormiers daughter? He didn't seem to deny it

>>75874814
>may long weekend
nothing comfy about that m8, I'm actually glad theres no ufc that weekend

>>75874814
>since there's no UFC there should be no casuals either.

You sound like you're trying to fit in

/heem/ is always /heem/

>>75874821
he said how are you going to explain to your children that you were never the champion

>>75874834
Ah ok for a second I thought it was about his kid that passed away

>>75874755
artem on the left

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>>75874828
Ever been here when TUF is on? Place fills up with Dana White LARPers. Non-UFC events are really comfy

>>75874857
>implying that under the radar fightnights on fox aren't cozy as fuck

>>75874828
you don't /cops/ do you? 10-15 heemsters posting about 2-3 posts/minute and watching cops together. its nice

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>>75874857
you /cops/?

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>>75874877
No , I don't come here to friend simulate with cops. I like MMA memes and watching people argue

Yes officer I was watching Bellator.

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>>75874883
yup

>>75874628
a round*

Why does Jon always destroy DC verbally?

>>75874888
>he doesnt know what friend simulating is
figures. here's your (you)

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>>75874911
I don't care that you like pretending you have friends on /heem/ while watching cops I just get triggered when you say: Yay no ufc no casuals!!! when you come here to Slapdick with people watching a reality show about cops

Here's your (you) back, fucko

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>>75874893
Feels good to see people still using my meme

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>>75874883
>tfw I watch cops with /heem/ but not bellator
anyone else?

>>75874956
sometimes I watch cops on /heem/, if that makes any sense

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>>75874930
You should watch rizin cards. Real comfy, no one sperging out or spamming the thread. You might understand what he's talking about then. Cops is just a funny show that start right after bellator cards.

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>>75874580
>He's not a big baller

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>>75874956
Every time I see this thumbnail I think she's shirtless and click by pure instinct only to get disappointed

Why did Jones used to go by Jonny and now just Jon?

I missed the summer press con. Memes?

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>>75874616
Lawd have mercy.

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>>75875025

>>75875048
nice glasses tbqh

>>75875056
Post your fashion pls

>>75875048
Hahaha that guy really hit Chiesa.

>>75875025
>Lee punched Chiesa because Chiesa tried to run up on him after Lee just said "You're mom's gonna be watching you lose to me" or something.
>Jones bragged about beating DC after doing "a whole weekend of coke".
>DC said Jones was "sandblasting prostitutes". not sure what that means.
>Michael Johnson said he "eats [his] shit whole"
>Nunes was looking BIGG and put her fist right into Shevchenko's face during the faceoff, got pulled away.
that's all i can remember desu

>>75875048
K I N G
E
V
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N

>>75875056
kamusta pogi, ano ang ginagawa mo?

>>75875136
>not sure what that means.

hahahaha whitebois


you described the presser as blandly as your milkskin

>>75875200
>milk skin

milk is delicious, thank you dark chocolate

>He talking bout he gone kill somebody. Got 30 fights, lost half of them... Ain't killed a motherfucker yet

>>75875200
>>75875208
please stop ur making me want to try cannibalism

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you guys are my only friends...lets group chat on mic tomorrow during the ppv, ok?

>>75875274
that was an epic btfo, that's the next fight

Mike Perry needs to fight this Kevin Lee nigga

wew bisping is getting hate everywhere, will he fight roidmero now or what?

>>75875475
>will he fight roidmero now or what?
no, he's going to ask for whittaker and ufc will strip him

>>75875370
nah my man, they are both Michigan boys

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Why do black people look aesthetic in pretty much anything they wear?

Unfair desu

>>75875520
the superior race won tonight

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>>75875283

>you now remember Conor McGregor

>>75875601
hew da fook is dat guy??? XDDDDD

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God, working on ufc saturday sucks balls, Ive missed juicy press con it seems like and I'm probably gonna be sleepy as heem unless my afteenoon nap goes well

>>75875613
have like a nap in the afternoon, maybe even miss the first couple of fight pass prelims if you feel like it.

REMINDER TO EAT YOUR SHIT WHOLE

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>>75875644
I'd eat this shithole, know what I mean?

>>75875660
Like a red assed baboon presemting herself

>>75875660
Not too sure I understand what you are hinting at there

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>>75875613

would breed with

>>75875498
>ufc will strip him
I can't fucking wait for it, fuck that mother fucker

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>>75875667
my fucking sides, based poland.

paige going rafiki up in that bitch

>>75875746
Paige needs to breed with Forrest Griffin so we can discover the missing link in human evolution

>tfw we will get comfy midweek mini cards to keep us busy

thank you Uncle Dana

>>75875842
Forrest + PVZ = Wanderlei Silva

How does /heem/ feel about DC's heel turn? The crowd loved it and I love it too.

Jones was shook at DC coming after him.

>>75875896
drain the bank on towelboy

>>75875896
Its a bit cringy, its clearly not natural to him. The crowd started off as pro DC and ended up split I think. Jones had the best one liner of the presser.

>>75875921

i beat you after a weekend of coke?

>>75875931
yeah that one

get webms of the chael maia fight

really sweet stuff

>>75875896
DC is the most shooked person in the history of this sport, 2 years passed and he is still SEETHING at the guy who beat him

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>>75875969
The way Maia was back in 09 against Sonnen is so different then he is from 2012, where he actually started using the cage more to help his wrestling and takedowns. Its practically a different fighter from that era to the current Maia

>>75876006
I wil always dislike Maia for his cowardice against Anderson, he should had swung for the fences and get bravely heemed like Griffin did

>>75875842
forrests cte is really sad, do you see him on the ranking videos? he looks like he'll be drooling soon

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>>75876074
Silva was just as scared, he struggled against wrestlers and knew Maia was perfectly capable of ripping him apart him on the ground.

>>75876105
He's hilarious on those and his cte cant be that bad if he was in charge of building the new ufc campus

>>75876074
Maia smacked Anderson in the 5th round. Maia would have won if he started earlier.

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should I have picked branch?
fuck lads

>>75876245
slavs all the way my man

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>booing Frankie
is Dallas scared?

>>75876266
too many Mexicans

>tfw you want Yair to win but Frankie is just too good
unfair fight desu

>>75876313
A time least Yair will get exposure to top level competition pretty early in his career.

>>75876225
You think Maia can sub Masvidal? I have a bad feeling he's gonna get screwed if it goes to a decision.

>>75876313
I dunno bro, I think Yair is too big, scrambly, athletic and elusive. I think he might have what it takes to not get taken down and finish Frankie.
Frankie is insanely good though.

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>That stale "banter" at the presser
Conor couldn't come back sooner

>>75876332
Hugh da Fook is way bigger than Yair and Fronkie still won after getting head kicked

>>75876332
Frankie is overall a better fighter and he is waaay more experienced. Unless something unexpected happens I don't see Yair winning this.

>>75876266
>>75876279
not even mexicans, native texans who are also basically mexican, since texas was mexico

borders are thin everywhere. pretty sure a michigan boy would get love in toronto

>>75876332
Edgar is unheemable and can set a pace Rodriguez has never had to deal with. If Edgar loses his career is over

>>75876372
Yair is a full two inches taller than WHO bruh

>>75876375
I think you'll be surprised

>>75876393
All chins get deleted eventually. Frankie's turn is coming soon.
Yair can throw meme shit at altitude for 5 rounds.
I think his cardio is on point.

>>75876395
so what? frankie beat on the GAS maynard and bendo

>>75876402
I think you'd be surprised how he gasses after getting his ass TOOK to the ground

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For me? It's Rafael Chucky Mec Fly

>>75876405
Frankie is not in his prime anymore. It's bound to start showing soon. Wouldn't be surprised if it does this fight.

>>75876433
other than aldo at 200 he hasn't lost since aldo... makes me ponder

>>75876402
His match with Caceres was fought at kind of a sparring pace and there was almost no grappling or clinch work at all. I don't think he'll be able to keep it up if he gets grapplefucked and can't pace himself.

I don't think his chin will give out, but you never know when somebody's time may be up. We'll see.

>>75876475
and it's CACERES for fucks sake

>>75876475
Yair's cardio is insane, meme shit takes a lot of energy and he was throwing it all night vs Caceres. It wasn't exactly slow pace either plus it was a crazy altitude. The Rosa fight was in Mexico City too. Frankie isn't really a top control grappler he has good takedowns but you can get up from them.

>>75876497
I guess I don't buy that about the cardio yet. I thought that was a pretty moderately-paced fight and Yair never got pushed at all. But if he can fight the same way against Edgar I'll be a believer.

I thought Masvidal was going to win until I saw the size difference. I also rewatched Maia vs Brown and after seeing him survive shots from Matt and still ragdoll him I think he's a real solid bet.

val talking too much shit, I think nunes will dyke the shit out of her this time desu, she looked fucking HUGE

>>75876712
Wasnt Poocare bigger than Bobby Knucles too ?

>>75876790
Just means she's going to gas harder this time and get fisted for three rounds straight.

>>75876791
They were surprisingly close in size.

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>>75876475
>I don't think his chin will give out, but you never know when somebody's time may be up. We'll see.
Remember what Frankie got dropped by vs Stephens? Yair can land that too.

>>75876712
Maia really is huge next to him desu.
I'm having doubts too.

>>75876791
Don't think the size disparity was that great, if there was one at all

>>75876812
Haha yeah that worked out really well for Stephens.

>>75876805
desu I dont think val can eat her shots, she fucked the shit out of ronda and miesha

>>75876812
my nigga, frankie gets dropped almost every fight.

>>75876836
Ronda and Meisha don't exactly have what you'd call good striking defense

or good striking offense

or good striking anything

>>75876854
tuche

Lads, I'm really excited for this card. It's absolutely stacked. It's been way too long since we've had such a good card.

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>>75876868
I know mate, I can't wait, its gonna be awesome

>>75876852
Yeah but let's not act like it's something that's ok. It has to catch up to him eventually.
Either way Frankie is ridiculous and a legend, maybe he can pull it off again, I just think this time he's gonna get rekt

>>75876868
If someone gets injured walking to the cage I'm blaming you.

>>75875941
Masvidal is going to choketown.

>>75876888
pls no

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>During Friday’s Summer Kickoff press conference from Dallas, the UFC announced that it will unveilDana White’s Tuesday Night Contenderseries beginning on July 11.

>The show will be a live experience, in search for rising talent in the MMA ranks, as well as bring back veterans looking for a second chance. Each episode will feature five live fights.

>tfw tuesday night /comfy/ threads

thoughts lads?

>>75876929
>having to go to sleep at 7am on tuesday nights
jfmsu senpai

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>sandblasting prostitutes

What does that mean?

>>75876962
Pissing on them

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>>75876962

>>75876986
I guess he's still talking about cocaine

>>75876986
this brings the creepy smile meme to a whole new level of creepy, didnt know he had it in him

what the fuck is DC doing in this press conference

im just seeing this now. he sounds like he's putting on a wrestler personality

>>75876962
About to sandblast some prostitutes later. Wish me luck lads

>>75877151
shucking and jiving for massa

makes me sick

I EAT MY SHIT WHOLE BOI

Will Cormier legit kill himself if he loses to Jon again?

>>75877216
Nah, DC has a family who loves him and a life outside of fighting. If DC managed to win and retired without giving Jon the chance to avenge it, I legitimately think Jon might eat a gun.

>>75877216
The real question is: Will Jon literally kill himself if HE loses? dc doesnt seem to care anymore

>>75877243
Jon doesnt give a fuck really, he's in love with the co co. DC will retire in tears right in the octagon if he loses

don't talk shit about my mommy!
you mean black fella! don't talk shit about my mommy!

>>75877263
DC almost cried when Dana told him JJ was pulled from 200, he just hides his care levels better now

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JON JONES

>>75876962
pretty sure he meant/said sandbagging as in Jones can't get his dick up

Who are the best Japanese fighters? Interested in current ones and old Pride ones too.

I know the big names like Shinya Aoki (one of the GOATS), Sakuraba, Sexyana and Kyoji Horiguchi. I've heard of Takanori Gomi and Yushin Okami but never checked their fights out. Are they worth a watch?

>>75877374
Rin Nakai is the p4p#1 fighter in wMMA tbqh.

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>>75877390
the thicc king something and qtptoot rena

>>75877374

For me, it's Genki Sudo

>>75877390
Hopefully now there is a 125 division the UFC will bring her back. She was insanely outsized at 135 but no way she could make 125.

With her strength I reckon she could be top 5 at 125

>>75877463
she can be 115 if she wasn't a fat slob

>>75877463
No way she could make 115*

>>75877463
>rin v dern in a bundaoff

fucking hell lad don't do this to me when i've just jerked off

For me it's Christina Broccolini

>>75877477
She could if she lost all his muscles and then her strongest asset would be gone. She'd just be another little nip girl getting out muscled by western women

>>75876791
Maia isn't Jacare and Robert isn't Masvidal. Don't get this comparison.

>>75877489
for me, it's tamika

>>75877486
>Rin and Dern in north-south while grappling

>>75877515
dude, andrade looked less fat and she makes 115 just fine

>>75877542
>you now remember when sage was in north south and the crowd started laughing

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>>75874561

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - Verhoeven vs Lazaar
5/20: ACB 61 - Balayev vs Bataev
5/20: Invicta FC 23 - Porto vs Niedzwiedz
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee

Previous thread: >>75868674

News:

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/kevin-lee-michael-chiesa-thrown-out-of-ufc-news-conference-after-punch-thrown

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/one-more-time-daniel-cormier-vs-jon-jones-title-rematch-headlines-ufc-214-on-july-29

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/champ-amanda-nunes-rematch-valentina-shevchenko-ufc-213

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/justin-gaethje-ufc-debut-michael-johnson-tuf-25-finale-las-vegas

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/champ-cody-garbrandt-pull-out-ufc-213-t-j-dillashaw

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hi heem how are you

should i stay up all night on yurop timezone eventhough i work tomorrow?

just watched the weigh-in highlights and im hyped

+330 marco
polo

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Is really making your opponent think a legitimate tactic?

>>75877646
Vick's winning the fight, but Reyes is absurdly priced. Still wouldn't bet on him.

>>75877646
>should i stay up all night on yurop timezone eventhough i work tomorrow?

its the best card of the year on paper so far, maybe sleep through the first couple of fight pass prelims and wake up for the rest?

>>75877655
Rogan used that technique to retire the GOAT. I'd say it's pretty effective.

when i amanda nunes fighting in the mens division?

god damn i want to fuck her so bad, no homo.

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>"HEY! He is a bitch, and he said something about my kids so I smacked him in the face with a water bottlllllle. Bitch ass nigga."
Why was DC dragging out the ends of words?

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Is this the natty limit?

>>75877646
no. maybe if you're like 21 or younger, but in my experience unless you're a younger guy it's fucking horrifying to pull an all nighter especially when you have shit to do.

see if you can sleep and wake up after 3-4 hrs and watch the bigger fights. failing that you should just torrent it my man.

i find work days are great and go fast when you have a good ufc card waiting for you at home. the easiest day of work i ever had was the day after UFC 205 when i was excited to see if mcgregor would get humiliated

>>75877718
unironically literally yes
jesus christ

>>75877690
Probabaly some mandrama thing. Daniel is a well known fan. D.C. Has adopted a character to play in public. He realized that being himself was just letting Jon get under his skin every time they had a press event together. Now Daniel puts on a role and it gives him a layer of separation from the actual emotion he is feeling about the situation. Jon didn't even know how to handle it.

>>75877804
Yeah I noticed that too. Jones did not seem himself.

>>75877850
Jones has never been a natural trash talker though.

WHO'S A BITCH, WHO'S A BITCH ASS

>>75877875
>J-junkie!

THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE ME

THEY JUST HATE JON JONES

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Anyone else can't wait for this rusty nigga to get heem'd by the champ?

>>75877933
that bitch couldn't even finish OSP, it'll be easy for DC

>>75877933
Beta goofs who project their lives onto their interests

>>75877858
True, but if you can't handle DC in trash talk then something is off.

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>>75877948
He also lost to my boy swedishname.

>>75877933
>implying he won't out wrestle DC

>>75877981
It won't be fun to look at, but DC will wrestlefuck him. Jones will probably poke him in the eyes to get him off.

>>75877981
Jon, just stop.

>>75877933
>>75877948
fucking hope theres a bunch of dumbcunts like this so jbj isn't favourite with bookies

will be the easiest money

anyone else really emotionally invested in the DC Jones fight? Don't think I've ever wanted someone to win more than DC. Even Conor fights I've never felt this way closest was Diaz II.

>>75878031
>flag
1/10 for effort

Jon Jones is gonna fuck up DC

Jon Jones WILL fuck up DC

>>75878104
Yeah, because then DC will finally have one else to defeat. He will be officially on the top, and it's lonely up there.

>>75878165
?

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>>75877933

I kind of thing the general lack of consistent action for JJ might be a big downside to him, and if he is truly "clean" then fuck.

On the upside I think DC will retire if he beats Jones and then Jones can fight over a nothing belt with other dinosaurs in his shallow division.

Jon Jones will be murdered by drug dealers 2 days before the fight

going to take a nap so I can watch UFC later tonight

>>75878052
yeah. I'm split because I can relate to both of them. The narcissistic, social awkward drug user who wants nothing more than to be the best and the overachieving guy who doesn't get enough respect and wants to finally win for once, I like both of them and would hate for either to lose, for some reason. I almost hope it ends in a close decision or even a draw and then have DC get a career ending injury so they dont fight again

Definitely the most natural rivalry there is recently. other ones are mostly one side instigating for muh bigger draw

The only other time I was quite emotionally invested was Rory fighting wonderboy, bisping vs anderson silva + title shot (obvious reasons) and maybe conor vs mendes/aldo because i was drinking his koolaid big time back then

I can't figure out if I want Lee or Jones to get BTFO the hardest

I was team DC for the 1st fight but Jon Jones honestly seems humbled

He was just laughing and cringing at DC, same as me

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UFC 214 is already must watch. I bet they stack the shit out of it in case JBJ drops out and to get mad buys if he shows up.

Korean Zombie and Superstar already on that shit

>>75878357
superboy, my bad

>>75878256
Ye I just hope they both hug after a war and raise eachothers hands ;-;

>>75878344
That's a part of his strategy. Johny is now the rehabilitated, hard working, church going, respectful, white collar uncle Tom. Whilst Daniel is now the villain because he used a towel trick to drop 1 pound.

However, give it a few more weeks until Jon's gimmick crumbles and he does something stupid again.

>>75878373
It would be great, I just think jones is too much of a cockroach in a human glove, I don't recall him EVER showing sportsmanship..

What time does the main event start UK time?

If Rickson Gracie was such a bad ass why did he duck Sakuraba even after he snapped his brother and nephews shit up?

>>75878422
3 AM at least

>>75878401
>Johny is now the rehabilitated, hard working, church going
he said in an interview today that he has a prescription for cialis, so nah dont think so

>>75878415
>EVER showing sportsmanship..
who would he to?

he won got the title when he was 15 and never lost, there was no one in his division that he looked up to

rashad would have been the only one but they dick swang before the fight

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Who was the better protagonist in the UFC?

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should I stick with 'ster or get into 'spressos?

>>75878536
I love monster.

>>75878357
212 looking like the weakest card out of all of them without silva. I wonder how brazilians feel about 212.

>>75878575
It's a great company

>>75878529
For sure Royce. Been a fan of his since Strikeforce

>>75878529
Conor will be remembered as the worst thing that happened to UFC and MMA in general. He turned MMA from sport to cringy mandrama.

>>75877718
Lol even Cyborg less doped than this trap

the fucking state of kevin lee

>>75878686
>not the bums who try to copy him only to sound stupid

Eat shit (whole)

>>75878702
She's just ripped.

>>75878686
>He turned MMA from sport to cringy mandrama.
lol this fucking 196er

>>75875889
Lmao

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>>75877933
Right here.

>>75874580
mmastreams.reddit.com

>>75878686
2 weight world champion yeh

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>>75877370
Shit, u guys think DC alludes to a possible fetish for disabled people that Jones has?

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>>75878536
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MONSTER ENERGY DRINK YOU LITTLE BITCH ?

>>75879129
2 weight ronda-esque can crusher yeh

>>75879172
>Aldo
>Alvarez
>Mendes
>Holloway
>Nate
>cans
lmao @ ur life

>>75879172
Kek he literally became Champion in 2 divisions.
You can say he was fast tracked to both of them, you can say Alvarez was the weakest LW Champ ever, but to dismiss a 2 weight world Champ as a can crush is blind hate

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnzVq2t7bi4

>>75879213
>Aldo
luck

>Alvarez
can

>Mendes
long time past retirement time

>Holloway
I'm gonna give you this one

>Nate
lost to him twice

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hey /heem/, fuck your mom.

Isn't sandblasting doing coke off the girls ass?

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>>75879285
How many of those posts were yours lol ?

>>75879283
thank mr skeltal

>>75879283
is that bread underneath eggs?

>>75874580
>tumblr

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>>75879333
All is eggs

>>75879283
she looks like caren carpenter

>>75879283
*knocks her unconscious with a playful jab to the shoulder*

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>>75879370
I'd say Courtney Cox from early seasons of Friends

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUAYY-Ol5cv/

make this into a webm, webmcuck

>>75879285
Which round aside from 3 did he win?

>>75879419
I want her to do that to me

>>75879471
I'd just say they if she triangle choked me, I wouldn't tap out.

>>75875200
>He thinks white people are offended by this shit
Top kek nice try shitskin

>>75879419
Kek, Pat Barry got a little mad after he banged his head against the sandbags when Rose did that takedown. He retaliated shortly after

>tfw everywhere I go I think about punching people around me in the face and that I can heem them

Insipid posts everyone, see you after dark

>>75878686
>>75878733
>>75878971
He has 100% changed the culture for the worse and brought in droves of retarded drooling new age fanboys, if you weren't a fan before he blew up literally kill yourself

>>75875941
>People genuinely think Jorge is a good enough grappler to prevent this

>>75879588
>s-stop liking what I like for different reasons!

>>75877374
Okami's career will put you in a coma, Gomi put guys in comas, watch the Kawajiri, Azeredo, Sakurai fights, basically his entire Pride run, it's all great

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>>75879419
no you

github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter

>>75879631
Jorge will stuff every takedown by way of knockout in the first. I've been a fan since he was bareknuckle boxing for Kimbo.

>>75879641
You are what is wrong with MMA

>>75879631
I mean, Maia is just going to tire himself out trying to hold him down just like he did Rory, Masvidal pops back up every time he gets taken down, which is rare. Maia should win the first round like he always does but he'll drop off quickly and get sniped on the feet. Masvidal keeps good distance, goes to the body well, and keeps his back off the cage.

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>>75879419
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BUAYY-Ol5cv/
Cute!

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>>75879798
top kek

>>75879742
I like him too, but he's never seen the shit that Maia can do, no chance it ends in the first unless Maia subs him.
>>75879788
This is a bit more likely, but Maia doesn't mind when you get back up because he'll just hop on your back for the next 4 minutes as you do

>>75879788
Only Rory is 6ft with a great ground game

Masvidal is a 5'10 manlet suspect groundgame

>>75879857
How is it suspect he always gets back up immediately, submits guys in scrambles and has controlled big strong WWs like Tim Means with repeated takedowns and ground and pound

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How is Cat Zingano going to beat Cyborg?

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>tfw 8 bets
>it's inevitable that at least one fighter slips and I'll lose
I should stop betting I never win anything

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>>75879285
>l-l-luck
>h-h-he caught him
>h-h-he wasn't practicing that exact same shot backstage or anything
>Eddie is a c-c-can despite having won titles all over the world and being a former UFC champion
>h-h-he lost the second Nate fight despite the only damage he took being to his gas tank

>>75879886
It's suspect because he's never faced an elite grappler, not because he hasn't shown anything

>>75879961
Wait for her to have a heart attack from the effort of kicking Cat's teeth in.

CYBORG VS. CAT ZINGANO HOW DOES THIS FIGHT GO

>>75880053
plz no it's just so meaningless

>>75879981
Picks?

>>75879981
Eight singles or one parlay of 8?

>>75880023

Eddie is legit the weakest lightweight champ in a decade.

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>>75879746
Cry some more

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Which would be better to lose weight to cut out of my diet? Dr Pepper Zero or bread?

Dr Pepper Zero has no calories so I don't see what benefit cutting it out of my diet does but I do eat a lot of bread and bread is useless calories for the most part, innit?

>>75879886
Maia is huge for a WW and fought at MW, though. While Jorge fought at LW. Jorge is giving up size to arguably the greatest grappler in the sport who relies primarily on skill.

>>75880053
Extremely badly for Cat. Her non-clinch striking is garbage.

>>75880086
mightymanlet was in dallas but didn't take part in the conference?

man that sucks

>>75880082
>implying RDA wouldn't have gotten destroyed just as easily

>>75880102
He doesn't even have an opponent
Literally why bother

>>75880090
Soda is poison. Drink water.
Actually, cut both.

>>75880090
>drinking soda

>>75880086
>that manface and MASSIVE forhead
Jesus.

>>75880117
Conor's not a can crusher, but don't be a retard Serbia

>>75880071
>>75880082
Antigulov, Aguilar, JotKO, Alvarez, Rodriguez, JJ, Maia, Miocic

>>75880117
Maybe so. It still would have meant far more.

>>75878433
ty

>>75880123
>>75880126
o-okay

>>75880120
cos he's the champ and in town?

why not

you think if conor was in dallas he wouldn't have been there?

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>>75880090
>bread is useless calories

Depends what kind of bread.

>>75880147
>betting on unranked lhws

Yeesh.

>>75880159
That's the main card, the main event (Stipe/JDS) will be more around 4/5am

>>75880178
>eating brown bread

What am I a rabbit

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>>75880178
Fuark

>>75880149
The sad part is, RDA completely fucked himself. He missed the biggest payday of his life and now he'll never have that opportunity again. And Edward didn't use it either since he can't make deals worth shit. Sad situation all around.

>>75880178
fake

>>75880147
You fucked up, Frankie's winning that fight

>>75880190
>brown bread
Meme. The only good bread is the one you make yourself from flower you know is 100% natural (so, ground yourself basically),