/heem/: david teymur edition

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TYRONE FOR SAM

FUCK DUBLIN

>>75882910
KEK

>>75882931
Kek

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>JON

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>mfw Jon deliberately fucks it up again cause he knows Daniel is going to kill him so he opts to forever have that ''i'm the real champ he never beat me'' excuse

You guys know when 214 actually airs the crowd is gonna be 100% behind Jones, right? This is so cal. We like cool people. We don't like square dorks. Also DC fans are low income losers that cant afford UFC tickets.

ACB 60 LIVE!
>ACB 60 LIVE!
ACB 60 LIVE!
>ACB 60 LIVE!
https://www.fite.tv/watch/acb-60/2jv76/

>Jon Jones: I beat you after a weekend of s u c c

>>75883013
>lose decisively to Jon Jones
>get a paper belt
>duck him at 197
>weigh in 206.2 regularly
>it's Jon who's making excuses

hmmm

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Jonathon "Bones" Jones

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>tfw you will never cash her outside

https://www.fite.tv/watch/acb-60/2jv76/

ACB60 live now, Mir is commentating

Hey.
You still here pussies?

>>75883122
>>75883050
No one cares about that off brand, dollar store mma.

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>2017
>liking Jones

>>75883099
Cute

>>75883073
>use steroids
>poke eyes
>still only able to get decisions against non-dinosaurs
Really boggles the noggin'.

>>75883141
MMA is more then only the UFC you casual faggot

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>>75883149

Did they close the fight pass VPN loophole? I cleared all browser history and cookies but it keeps showing as a US user.

>>75883099
>cash her outside
what does that mean?

>>75883099
If you don't want to impregnate her you're gay.

>>75883157
>kill daughter
>pull out of fights
>lay on top of everybody*

*except Jon Jones

>>75882883
>david teymur edition
Why do you try to push this guy so much? He's not Muslim you know?

>>75883193
you might have to log out and log in with the VPN

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Croatia is fighting Serbia!

>>75883201
if you're really not memeing its a meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilzvNrzJfvA

>>75883293
average floridian girl
and that's considered a white one lol

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>>75883251

Finish the old thread you autistic fucks

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Who is the old bald guy with the UFC shirt and why can he beat any fighter there?

which woman fighter do you like watching the most?

>>75883230
>maim pregnant woman
>ruin entire cards
>struggle against a gatekeeper when your main strategy (poking out eyes with your scarecrow arms) is banned
What a champ.

>>75883459
I dont think you know what the word 'maim' means.

>>75883380
calderwood is low key qt

>>75883440
Gabi.

>>75883440
JJ or Rose

Ay yo /heem/, check this out, I was just at /r/mma right, heard these two dudes talkin, one of them said to the other one that they knew someone who said you guys are wack!

>>75883459
>mess up your children's future due to impersonating a UFC champion
>ruin your Olympic team's chance for gold
>struggle against washed up 185 pound Anderson on a 2 day notice with stomach flu
What a chump.

Does anyone remember that dude from Estonia who was training to fight some other guy from /heem/ and was super serious about doing it and was always talking about how edgy and hardcore he was

And then he pussed out and never posted on here again

There are some real weirdos around

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>>75883542
i doubt /r/mma knows /heem/ exists

its the sherdog to our underground

>>75883380
this. The way he was ragdolling Chiesa was quite impressive. Seems like a decent wrestler

>>75883591
All Estonians are total pussies.

>>75883331
I'm not insulting you I'm asking a serious question

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>I wish they would let me next door so I could spit on your spit on your FUCKING DICK

Woah, what did DC mean by this?

>>75883569
>a druggie almost killed somebody so an entire division needs to be put on hold for years until he gets his shit together
>use steroids
>poke eyes
>still have to rob Gus
>''struggling'' against the GOAT is the same as struggling against a one-armed gatekeeper

>>75883440
Valentina Shevchenko

>>75883661
you're repeating yourself, you're getting emotional Daniel

>>75883697
JUST MAKE IT TO THE FIGHT JON

>>75883680
thats Westbrook tho

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>>75883479
you sure about that?

>>75883680
>all blak people look the same
>even when wearing different clothes

>>75883755
I know but they dont

>>75883751
I'll do that Daniel, I'll do that. Only towel you'll be needing this time will be thrown by your coach Daniel.

>>75883680
Conor actually has style though
Except for those goofy as fuck glasses anyway

>>75883479
>>75883479
Someone post pics of JoJo

>>75883816
>Conor actually has style though
The state of Britain hahahahaahhahah

>>75883479
>>75883820
>Jo Calderwood is even remotely attractive
What is this meme

the best part of the press conference was when lee smacked the spaghetti right out of chiesa's pockets

>>75883479
Now that she's grown her hair back out from the buzzcut-on-one-side dyke meme I find her really qt.

I want to fuck Calderwood's accent

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Miocic sucks

>>75883815
You just keep those fingers to yourself, young man.

>>75883830
>Chin beard mudslime knows all about sartorial elegance
Who the fook is that guy

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>>75883816
For me, it's Tyson Fury, the best dressed fighter.

Anyone else get really nervous the day their boy has a fight?

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#whitepower

>>75883878
Not so much the day as the walkout.

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>>75883872
sorry bro, no coming back from that

>>75883856
>Miocic sucks

he is boring but efficient. He has better chance but it can go both ways.

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>>75883874
He can pull anything off

>>75883839
She is pretty trashy, but still really cute.

>>75883905
I stand by it you mug
Why would I give a shit if you capped it?

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>>75883911
Nah bro just bait no hate
But i will never forget what he did with ma boi fabricio

>>75883949
steepay is a tall guy

>>75883874
How many minks does it take to make a coat that big

>>75883979
For (you)

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>>75883949


>>75883251
Because I like his style and personality, I think he has a lot of upside, and I picked him in a moderate upset against Lando

>>75883899

Normally I'm the same, but it started early today.

>>75883878
I'm pretty nervous for Stipe and Maia tbqh

>>75884024

For me it's Jason Knight, Joanna, and Stipe, in that order.

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>>75883997
shieeet

DELET

>>75883997
>and I picked him in a moderate upset against Lando
same, spinny shit vs decent kickboxer.
But personalty wise he's quite boring and skill wise is good but plenty of skilled fighters that don't get threads. You need to mix it up

>>75883949
but current heavy UFC is pretty boring to watch, its all about whoe is bigger and better boxer, Diaz and McGregor are where its at.
Dos Santos is an absolute dude, but Ill rute for Stipe because Hrvatska.

I have this weird vibe that Stipe for some reason isnt much liked by the crowd, they were hissing him with weight ins against Dos Santos. what is up with that?

>>75883979
for you, both santos and him are identical height 193cm.

>ywn see a Masvidal vs Diaz banger

>>75883896
Why does he seem like such a poser? If it came out that he wasn't actually in the military at all I wouldn't be surprised.

So nervous for my boy Jorge but I have a lot of money on Maia so if he wins I'll be upset

hmmm

>>75884046

Depends on where he's fighting. I have no idea why they'd dislike him in Texas, but when he defended against Overeem in Ohio he did the "O-H" chant and the "I-O" from the crowd nearly blew my headphones off.

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>>75883874
>>75883874
Dude looks like a fuckin Baki the Grappler Character

If Dana was there Chiesa wouldn't have charged Lee

These dudes need to hespec Anik

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post fighters you're rooting for on UFC 211

>Stipe
>Jason Knight
>Maia

>>75884046
>Stipe isn't liked by the crowd
I'm not sure, maybe they're just rooting for JDS or some rivalry with Ohio? Doubt they hate either guy because they are both top lads

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>>75884066

>betting against your boy

I'm off to bed straight after the Jorge fight, the wmma will be 5 rounds and the main event is either gonna be a quick heem or 5 rounds of swanging and banging so I don't care for seeing it live

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>>75884080
>Baki
Patrician taste, burgerbro.

>>75884046
Tbh dude when it comes to HW fights the crowd is strange sometimes.same with cormier they can BOO him and whatever but he holds the title so i dont know whats wrong with the crowd sometimes

>>75884143
He is. Peter's pretty blackpilled about the state of the modern world in general, but he's got some good insights when he isn't blaming all the world's problems on drugs.

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>YA MAMA

This triggers the snowapes

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>>75884066
>Betting on your boys opponent
Don't talk to me or my boy jorge ever again.

>>75884106
Id like to see frankie edgar get violently heemed

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>>75884175

>>75884192
Jorge would be the first to tell you make money first, you've obviously only been watching since strikeforce and not his kimbo days. fucking newfag

Knight, T-City, Bektic, Do Ho Choi who's the best prospect?

>>75884279
Knight, the other three are JUSTed

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>>75883839
Her voice is cute as fuck

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I've been riding Masvidal dick since he was inside of his mother's womb
He is the both best striker and the best grappler in the history of martial arts
No human being has ever come close to his ability in combat

>>75884302
Imagine her whispering to you while sucking you off.

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>>75884279
Bektic, imo
He showed just got good he was against Elkins until he got caught
He wins that fight 9/10 times, and the Bektic that showed up to that fight would beat everybody else on that list

>>75884298
Did you actually watch him fight Elkins, m8
He was completely and utterly dominating that fight until Elkins caught him with a headkick

>>75884302
give me more money
give me a new contract
give me free tickets to ufc 206

>>75884367
im wet just thinking about it

>>75884378
Bektic just showed really trash fight IQ, he was clearly winning on the feet but shot for a shitty takedown anyway and got knocked the fuck out by an old gatekeeper

Bad look

>>75883896
Kennedy is the typical "keep me posted" guy

>>75884378
Ortega would submit bektic in the 1st round

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this is every pair of goof images that i have. what do i need to add?

>>75884406
well done stupid

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>>75884367
>whispering
>while sucking you off

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>>75884367
I wouldn't understand 90% of what she's saying

who is objectively the best at takedowns?

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>>75884432
This one.

>>75884432
a pic of you killing yourself

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Fuck, I just watched the media shit, and DC really seems to be in JBJs head, even though DC is 100% just playing a persona. I think JBJ will actually cry when he loses, they hug it out and become best friends with DC.

>>75884428

Exactly

Ortega>Knight>DHC=Bektic

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>>75884438

>>75883896
fucking cringey.

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>>75884438

>>75884175
Thats pathetic

>>75884455
DC

>>75884455
Me.

>>75884455
cormier,nurmagomedov

>>75884438
i mean between sucks

>anon your cock tastes so good
>this is like the true meanin of bbc

okay so I keep seeing you guys post memes about DC but then I stumbled across that Cake video and I don't think it's memes anymore. Is he really gay? The video was funny as shit, but who the fuck dances and sucks food like that???

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>>75884573
he enjoys the company of succ

>>75883141
i mean i like watching it

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rate this haircut

>>75884573
whole AKA is full of sodomites

>coral springs

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>>75884573
he's gay as fuck

>>75884590
>p4p baddest woman on the planet
>does arts and crafts

>>75884455
Jon Jones

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>>75884544
>unmatched

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What did he mean by this?

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>>75883479
Jojo is my guilty pleasure

>>75884648

He against Cain?

>>75884648
>Ngannou fighting Cain at 214
214 is gonna be the GOAT card

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How will Bisroid ever recover?

>>75884590

I wish this shitty dyke memecut would die.

Canlo be chavez jr did more PPV buys than every UFC PPV this year combined

>>75884590
It's a good haircut

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>>75884677
>>75884686
either cain or rothwell

For all the untrained lardasses on here who say they could beat up professional fighters:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx366XXz0uc

HAVENT BEEN HERE IN A LONG TIME

WHEN IS ROMERO GONNA PERMAHEEM BISBITCH AND TAKE HIS BELT AND NOT SHOW UP TO HIS FUNERAL

W H E N
H
E
N

>>75884722

He's suspended i think

>>75884722
100% it's gonna be Cain my man.

>>75883878
Jason Knight is my boy. Im not really nervous, it'll probably get worse once the fight starts. It always makes the fight better imo.

>>75884722
Rothwell popped, mang.

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>>75884677
>>75884686

>>75884432
Based Hoodie CHAD
If you're reading this you're a cool dude. Have a nice week bro

>>75884737
Ermm no sweaty jacare needs a title shit before yoel xx

>>75884794
WRONG

>that arm bar just now in ACB
that fucking idiot should have tapped. Now he's gonna have to retire probably

*rubs chin* Is Masvidal free money tonight?

HEY HEEM, I EAT PIECES OF SHIT WHOLE

How Joanna lovers ever recover after tonight?

>>75884827
That's not what he said.

>>75884864
relax

>>75884455
Ben Askren

>>75884367

Joanne Calderwood would make more money posting ASMR videos on youtube

>>75884751

It does make the fight better, but it can also sour the card if it ends up going badly.

If Knight loses it's definitely going to take some of the enjoyment out of the main card for me.

>>75884735
Embarrassing

>>75884882
I tried my best.

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>>75884892
her voice will never be the same after Cynthia chokes her limp

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>>75884432
If masdival wins

>>75884945
got milk bitch

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>>75884722
>Immovable object vs Unstoppable force

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>>75884948

Why was there no masvidal or maia on any of the embeddeds?

>>75884948
>f-famebred
What did he mean by this?

Flat chested polish meme bitch is gonna get DYKED

>>75885028
UFC doesn't want to push them

>>75885028
Masvidal hates the fake media

>>75885028
You don't publicise an assassination

For sureeee 100% I've been a Masvidal fan since he beat KJ Noons in strikeforce my guy

>>75884820
Pretty much. Cant train, can't fight, time to start a normal job.

What the fuck was Overeem doing there lmao

>>75885028
They are only promoting the very top of the card

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>>75884455
Active fighters in UFC

Single leg
With the cage: Maia
Without:
DC

Double from pocket/short range
Cruz
Blast Double/from distance:
Weidman

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You're going to fight 25 average Joes.

You can pick 1 fighter from each division to help you on this. Whom do you pick?

For me, it's

>HW
Overeem.
>LHW
DC.
>Middleweight
Rockhold (maybe Yoelito if Luke pulls out).
>Welterweight
Rory or Gunnar. Maybe Gunnar.
>Lightweight
Goobs.
>Featherweight
Aldo.
>Bantamweight
Cruz, duh.
>Flyweight
Lol.

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brand new fresh Yoel head. enjoy lads

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>tfw i once had $400 on my topbet account and now just put my last $20 on maia

Its a safe bet tho so im good

>>75885202
What a shit fucking post you stupid reddit twat

Get FUCKED

>>75885202
>Picking Dominick Cruz in a street fight

Lol what is he gonna do? Dance around them? My poor sides what an awful list.

>>75885202
If wore a black shirt and jeans do you think they would let me walk with them?

Box > MeMeA

>>75884820
fuck and i was too lazy to go there

>>75885202
>HW
Ngannou
>LHW
Bones
>MW
Romero
>WW
Woodley
>LW
Tony
>Feddaweight
Frankie
>BW
Cody
>Flyweight
Mighty Midget

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>>75885235
>

>>75885237
Make a better one, LOSER.

>>75885250
They probably wouldn't notice, just blend in.

>>75885252
MMA is skinhead whiteguys

>>75885202
>>HW
>Ngannou
>>LHW
>Gus
>>Middleweight
>Yoel
>>Welterweight
>Lawler
>>Lightweight
>Tony
>>Featherweight
>Cub
>>Bantamweight
>Lineker
>>Flyweight
>Joe B

would the joes beat us?

fighting is wrong

Yair has a beautiful body

NO HOMO

>>75885299
You can just tell his IQ is sub 95.

No (you)'s for you loser.

Street fight crew:

HW
Immigrant mentality (Ngannou)
LHW
Humble Rumble
MW
Romero
WW
Gamebred
LW
Tony Ferguson
FW
Cub Swanson
BW
Cody Garbage
FLW
Mini-Pettis

Latinos and blacks only.

>>75885326
I agree. I would like to have homosexual sex with him.

No homo.

>>75884735
It's always amusing how retards think a bigger frame and 100 pounds of fat are enough to compete against somebody whose mind and body are completely dedicated to fighting.

>>75885220
Maia sub or bust

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>>75885381

>>75885220
t.Jacaresperg

>dat JDS in the embedded

I wish he was the dad I never had, such a great guy ;_;

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>>75885428

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>>75885443

interesting fight rankings
>1 Masvidal/Maia
>2 Yair/Edgar
>3 Joanna/Andrade
>4 Poirier/Alvarez
>5 JDS/Stipe 2

>>75885446
Glover Teixeira is best dad, Sad! that he got folded in torteen seconds by Rumble.

>>75885465
Is this the first dick punch in the UFC?

The only people who don't wanna see DJ vs TJ are DJ fans.

He stayed dominating no names and now he's gonna get bullied out of what was supposed to be his record breaking title defence i love it!

HA HAH AH

>>75885252
Boxing is great when it delivers
UFC delivers consistently

>>75883816
No he doesn't. He just wears whatever he thinks rich people wear. He's like those guys who live in a trailer park and win the lottery, then wind up flat broke in two years because they spend it on dumb, flashy shit.

Conor has nigger-tier style.

>>75885202

HW
Black Beast.
LHW
jones with the eye pokes
WW
Whittaker
WW
Gamebred
LW
Diaz
FW
Stephens
BW
Lineker
FLW
uh?

>>75885561
>no names
Hello casual

>>75885561
I was thinking about and I can't picture TJ staying at 125 and defending the belt , I think he's just memeing

>>75885159
As much as I hate wrestling I hope Frankie ragdolls Yair just to prove how ineffective and risky traditional mixed martial arts are against world class MMA competition.

The kid is flashy and fun to watch but that's basically all there is to it. He'll never be champ by throwing cartwheel kicks and shit.

>>75885561

>TJ at 125

He'll be so drained that I actually think MM beats him. At 135 though TJ takes it

>>75885558
From striking distance i think so, there been a few LHW fights where there were nut punches against the wall

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>>75885539
>masvidal getting subbed in 1 round is interesting

any heavyweight that has to cut weight will never prosper

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>>75884590

It's a meme haircut but some people can pull it off. Most can't.

>>75883896
the biggest non nuclear bomb is the FOAB. from russia.. the fuck this faggot talking bout

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Post your picks, faggots

>>75885655
>couldn't sub out Matt "ten submission losses" Brown in one round
>would do the same to Masvidal

>>75885561
TJ vs cody is still on. Dana promised today

>>75885622
>He'll never be champ by throwing cartwheel kicks

Dummy

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>>75885688
>Dana promised

>HW
Overeem.
>LHW
Jon Jones
>Middleweight
Kelvin Gastelum
>Welterweight
Jorge Masvidal
>Lightweight
Anthony Pettis
>Featherweight
Max Holloway
>Bantamweight
Cody Garbrandt
>Flyweight
Sergio Pettis

>>75885673

Tas todo pendejo wey

>>75885673
put money on it if you're so sure

>>75885564

Tbh even when boxing "delivers" that delivery gets interrupted way too often by hugging followed by breakups.

There are some awful MMA fights for sure, but at least there aren't constant interruptions in the action. An MMA fight where the fighters were stood up/broken up the amount of times that they are in a typical boxing match would literally be in the running for worst MMA fight ever, whereas in boxing it's standard.

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>>75885688
>Dana promised

>>75885680
Matt brown was just being defensive on the ground, Masvidal actually believes he can grapple with maia which will get him subbed quickly. Screencap this

>>75885716
pon tus picks, pinche culo

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>Dana promised

>>75885738
>>75885738
People forget how Maia embarrassed Gunny, if Masvidal choses to grapple he's an idiot.

>>75885738

idk Masvidal doesn't seem like the type to get overly cocky and overrate his abilities against one of the grappling GOATs. I think he'll try to keep it standing and get up as quickly as possible if he does get taken down.

>>75885744

Ya los puse, me avergüenzo cuando te leo aqui.

Haz de ser del sur

>>75885609
if the 125 division wasn't in the ufc.. they'd all be either ranked 10-20 in the ufc bantamweight division or fighting flyweight in some shitty promotion which you've never even heard of.


>>75885613
Well think about this then.. If cody is injured and he beats DJ which 80% chance he will.. Their fight will be even bigger. champion vs champion.

>>75885624
he weighs 140, 15lb cut for a wrestler is nothing. casual fuck.


>>75885688

>trusting dana in 2k17

>>75885780
soy de monterrey, mi viejo

>>75885789

>Dillashaw weighs 140

Based on what?

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>>75885655
>me after meeting miesha tate

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>>75885765

>>75885821
Newton's law of universal gravitation

>>75885789
>they'd all be either ranked 10-20 in the ufc bantamweight division
John Dodson and John Lineker are former FLWs who are ranked in the top 10. You're pretty much a casual idiot, it's okay though.

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>>75885834

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>>75884432
>you doesn't have this one
thanks for exposing yourself as new

>>75885845
You're mad the little niglet who's been crowned P4P#1 beating bums is finally gonna get a real test.

deluded mma fans are the funniest mma fans.

>>75885812

Comportate como tal

>>75885878
I said it's okay.

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Why dind't anybody post the last embedded lol ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpAUfh0iR3E&t=1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpAUfh0iR3E&t=1s

The #easymoneycampaign continues this weekend. Stay tuned. We're gonna make yuge profits! believe me. Lotta #fakenews agencies like Brandon Swab who told you Cerrone was a lock, but the real fight fans know the truth.

Masvidal round 3 TKO.

>>75885891
Cómo se comportan

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>>75885917

>>75885934
Maia will decision him and then Woodley will fight nate diaz at 165 for the WMEstrap

>>75885981

Civilizadamente

>>75885917
very fewckused rat nao

>>75886011
Maia will be SHOOK when he can't immediately take him down

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>>75886036
Chupame la verga mejor

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This is a big coming out night for one of the best wrestling schools in the country and that is Edge Hoboken wrestling,Damian Maia, Frankie Edgar and Eddie Alverez spent their training camps there. Kody Hamrah is the grappling coach there and probably one of the smartest tacticians I've met in my own grappling career.

Personally for me i am pumped to see how Maia/Edgar show any new techniques/tactics. And just to see if Alverez fills in his deficiencies in wrestling

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>>75886078
>tfw Maia immediately takes him down

>>75886110
>wrestling
lol worked well for eddie the steroid alvarez

Been watching some Holloway fights to try and hypothesize how he will fight Aldo. I think he will fight similarly to how he did vs Swanson, since Swanson and Aldo share the same measurements. Max stuck and moved and fought long, and Swanson got frustrated since he got tagged every time he tried to enter the pocket, and got hit twice every time he managed to land on Max.

That being said, Aldo is a much more competent boxer, and also has great kicks. Cub barely kicked at all, which is weird since Max had his stance so wide and cub wanted to close the gap.

Should be an interesting fight

14 of the american flag picks are mine

how many more should i submit?

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What are you doing to commemorate Joanna's last day as champ?

>>75886133
You have to respect someone who comes off a lost is has been shown to the public that they are weak in an area, then go to some of the best in said weakness to help them become a more well rounded fighter though. Its pretty commendable

>>75886151
>interesting
>2 cans who got destroyed by conor

>>75886151
I want Holloway to win but Aldo is probably going to completely anihilate his legs

>>75886167
well, i'll be taking picks in the next thread so you better rev up your autism

>>75883099
I wonder if she can speak some russian. They seemed to be having a chat with Shevchenko on the presser and I Karolina's engslish is awful.

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>>75886151

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>>75886183
Too bad he sucks in every area. Just like his mom.

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>>75886178

>>75885917

206.2

that's

206.2

championship weight jon you junkie

>>75886211
Well Polish and russian are pretty similar

>>75886195
>watched jose aldo legkicking highlights on youtube
>thinks he's an expert


Holloway isn't just gonna stand there and let aldo kick his leg off. He's much taller and longer he can make use of his range and bully aldo

>>75886203
Speed it up by posting some of your PNGs, you mental defective

how many more bings and bongs lads, I just woke up and I could use some more sleep

>>75886234
Not really my man.

>>75886266
i also make a good amount of the webms that get posted and reposted :)

>>75886223
that 3 calorie gluten free pumpkin mini muffin aint' got shit on that muslim fuckhead

Should I stay up to watch the card live if pretty much immediately after it's over I have to hop behind the wheel to drive 2 hours to see mum for Mother's Day?

>>75886284
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUAYY-Ol5cv/

make this one

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TRUTH
EXPOSED
#FAKE NEWS
really makes you rub your chin, huh ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuVOHtGC6iM

>>75884074
Yeah we tend to do that

>>75886294
Torrent it later and avoid spoilers. Unless you enjoy posting on /heem/ that much. I also have to step out and will probably be back to watch only the main event.

>>75886294
doesnt sound like a good idea. get some shut eye before the main card finn bro

>>75886294
visit your mom at evening pekka

>>75886294
Don't bother your mom's got tickets to my bedroom.

>>75886307
the whole thing or something specific?

>>75886332
DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOM DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY FUCKING MOM

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>>75886332
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOM?

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>>75886272
30 bings and 3 bongs

imagine BETTING on Jessica Andrade, a woman FINISHED by Raquel Pennington who couldn't even finish Bethe Correia


>>75886337
can you fit the whole thing in one webm?

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>>75886402
it'll be small and low quality but i'll do it

>>75886402
Nice MMA-Math casual.

>>75886265
I watched his fights you mong
Holloway can't take him down and he's a boxer mainly, I said I want him to win and he can, but most likely Aldo will eat up his lead leg as he comes in over and over until his punches have no power.

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>>75886395
thanks my guy. it's crazy how no matter how long i sleep, if i have a bad dream it feels like i haven't slept at all...

here's a picture of my low-key boy for your troubles.

>>75886284
Can you make me a webm?

imagine BETTING on Joanna Yoanjaychick, a woman who lost twice to Valentina, who lost to Amanda Nunes, who lost to Cat Zingano who lost to Ronda Rousey in 14 seconds.