/heem/: islam edition

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>>75868674
fuck your mom

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n+1th for Jones

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post you're low-key boy

Reminder to eat you shit whole, not piece by piece.

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>>75868720

kevin lee based as fuck

>>75868740
i want to shatter karolina's cervix with all 4 of my inches. i want her slavic babies.

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DC gonna whoop that ass come July

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>>75868740
p4p best legs?

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>>75868740
why do so many lesbians have undercuts

>>75868740
Claudia = monkey boy
Karlolina = woman

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>>75868782

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Valentina <3

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who's your favorite fighter that has murdered muslims?

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Which one are you, /heem/?

>>75868674
You should be banned for posting this 11 posts early.

>>75868866
Tira Misu

>>75868866
wtf did his parents do to him growing up

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>>75868884

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>>75868866
I think Tim Kennedy's the only UFC fighter who's done that. Could be wrong, though. Does anyone know of any other UFC fighters who have served on the front lines?

>>75868874
says the autist posting redpill comics

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>>75868910
You are in no position to call anyone an autist, lad.

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>>75868866
what a tough guy

>>75868910
brian stann was a marine or something

>>75868910
Brian Stann you casual 189er faggot

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>>75868910
This

Ireland is a faggot

I´m wondering why all the mma fighters still don´t invest more time and energy into learning how to present themselves. It´s obviously a huge part in todays MMA world. I´m not a nuthugger but I think that McGregor was right: most of the fighters are exactly as stereotypical as someone outside the sport might think.
The only one who kinda used the opportunity was DC to create some buzz for himself.

And Kevin Lees impression of tupac was just cringeworthy.

>>75868942
t. nerd faggot mud eating twink

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>>75868720
I didn't like him at first, but he's starting to grow on me. He's really made improvements in his game lately, he's had two impressive knockout wins in a row.

You guys think the prelim and fightpass fights will be good? I sort of want to watch them but I also want to fence

Where were you when homosexuality became a sport?

>>75868866
Tim Kennedy was the scariest guy in the UFC. Watched an interview with him and Ariel and you could just see the crazy in his eyes. Reminded me of Jason Bateman in a way. If he didn't serve he would be a serial killer for sure

>>75868958
you dont have to reply to every single post in the thread you major autismo

>>75868972
Was but a wee lad

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>>75868962
2/3 of the fight pass bouts are missable if you have other stuff to do, but the prelims are pretty stacked. If you do decide to fence, you can always watch the replays of the fights on mma-core.com afterwards.

>>75868986
>jason bateman
kek you mean patrick

>>75868962
you can probably skip FP ones without regret, but the proper prelims are looking spicy,

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>>75869004
he knows what he means, anon

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>>75868938
what the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch?

How come I hate this sport so much?

>>75868953
both dc and jon

dc got a new script writer for sure, and jon must have fired his because this is the first time he's swore over and over in an pc

>Kevin Lee dressed like a walking fabric sample
>punches another man in the face at a press conference
>security send more people to hold back the guy who got assaulted than Lee
>nothing will happen to Lee
>Nunes the downsyndrome lioness gets to do whatever the fuck she wants
>drug addict hit and run niggers get title shots

Why do the new owners favour subhuman shitskins so much?

>>75868999
kek

Cynthia and Gastelum wen Oh shit simultaneously

>>75869004
Oh yeah got me haha. Watched American Psycho years ago sry

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NotePad is being impersonated again, he would NEVER add news links without the headline greentexted. Pack it up and try again next time

https://youtu.be/QEBbfTAhp3c

Jon is a good guy he dind do nuffin

>>75868962
dude Poirier/Alvarez is on the prelims

>>75869021
UFC fans are bent, the "sport" is rubbish, biggest draw recognises this and wants to be a boxer.

>>75868999
I hate this sport so much but I want to see what happens when those guys fight.

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/Famous/ bless

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>>75869032
>chimps out about muh momma even though didnt insult her
>rushes and gets punkd
>WAAAH LEEE IS A NIGGER
dumbass

>>75868999
>>75869009
Alright thanks brehs

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>>75869032
>Nunes the downsyndrome lioness

>>75869068
But the biggest draw is a fat white woman who thinks she's part black and wanted to kill herself when she lost or be impregnated by her 6'7" boyfriend whom she probably calls "daddy".

>>75869032
thats western world in a nutshell for you bud, and guess who the new (((owners))) are

>>75869110
against who, Shogun?

Eddie "No-Kill Dog Shelter" Alvarez

>>75869110
on the card? what fighting himself?

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guys he still hasn't mentioned his BIGG NEWS

>>75869139
i assume it meant so he could step into jons spot, so fighting no one

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>>75869197
hope she gets heemed

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BENTO WAS FED AND BLESSED US WITH DC BEING A SAVAGE ON THE MIC AND A SPICY 211. Thank you all for your contributions to the church of bento regardless of who your picks are

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>>75868958
When's he fighting again?

>>75869197
holy fuck she unironically could play a vampire without special makeup

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>>75869148
they mean "in fighting shape and ready to replace one of the fighters if something goes awry"

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>>75869227
part of her charm

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https://youtu.be/_2ruc1QANYs?t=6m57s

KEK, is this a truth bomb?

how do i get into ufc

>>75869197
BABADOOK

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>>75869227
Her looking like some sort of sexy goblin race is probably why I'm autistic for her

>>75869280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORjVxKdfm9c

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>he has been compared to Turd Ferguson, and generally tries to act tough, yet is a complete weakling.

Kevin Lee's wiki. Fucking kek, which one of you fuckers was it?

>>75869319
michael
his standup is like julianna pena's

>>75869255
>DC pulls out because AKA and knees don't mix
>Manuwa heems a ring rusted, can't deal with fighters his size Jones
>Cocaine coon retires to compete in Nascar.

i want jones to lose but i just know its not gonna happen
why do the bad guys win /heem/?

>>75869110
Smart decision. Jon jones has an immense capacity for shitting the bed. I won´t get my hopes up until I hear the bell.

Post p4p top five in fucking up

>>75869358
>Cocaine coon
lol now there's a sport you REALLY can't be on drugs

>>75869227
Vampires are the superior race. Blood is PED.

*chiesa runs beard first into right hand*

>>75869378
do you guys consider driving a sport?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqmvMIZCkZ4

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MOMMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT BOI

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>>75868740
qt / 10

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Flustered that your mom is a fan and bought tickets?

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CHECK MATE, ATHEISTS

>>75869380
More like *cuck security dive to block Chiesa so the porch monkey dressed like an extra from Miami vice can feel good about himself with his free shot*

That will probably be the most damage Lee will do to Chiesa, mental midgets like Lee don't last long in this sport, they tend to burn up fast.

>>75869405
as kids we used to drive like this on the merritt parkway and i95 now it just terrifies me

>>75869420
Lol the whiteboy chimped out

>>75869429
His neck is tilted loser

>>75869405
yes

>>75869451
What fucking neck

>>75869435
>running up on a nigga and expecting not to get smacked up
chalkskin on suicide watch

>>75869420
Why did he come dressed like 13 year old girl's diary?

>>75869032
>Chiesa chimps out but it's Kevin Lee's fault

Take it back to /pol/ you waste of space

>>75869471
It's called fashion. Something you know nothing about.

>>75869468
>>75869472
Triggered as fuck coons/cucks.

>>75869471
>he punched my daddy!
>he's dressed weird!
get off his nuts you weirdo

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>>75868866
They should do another military card like UFC 130

>>75869498
Go to bed wanker.

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>>75869471
He wants some of that McGregor money

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>>75869451
Here, I think this should be more convincing for you.

>>75869498
>WAAAH WAAAH

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>Im a young rich nigga im gonna change your life, what? conor mcgregor? n-no fuck him no im not trying to be him

>>75869537
>gets pissy me for calling Lee names
>somehow I'm the one that's crying

Go take your wife's son to the park, you're losing it.

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>>75869531
he's wearing shoes and she's barefoot in this picture btw

>>75869531
I don't get what you're trying to prove, there's not much difference between 5'8" and 5'6" but Rogan's neck is clearly tilted.

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>>75869498
>c-c-cuck
Isn't this an outdated "insult" Nigel?

>>75869567
>pissy
you're the one writing paragraphs critiquing a nigga clothes, retard limey.

cry some more

>>75869531
Rogan is 100% lying about his height. He probably wears lifts also. 5'5 is a plausible height for him barefoot.

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>>75869574
good point, i will add that info

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>>75869574
but jim norton claims to be 5'6 ...and a half

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>>75869589
>>75869596
>still replying

Shitskins and their preppers btfo.

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/heem/ is infected by the glorious energy of the press conference. I feel it.

How would you GOOFS feel if your mom saw this shit? ahahah losers

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>>75869227
>play
her bloodline links directly to Vlad

Why are you all so obsessed with Rogan's height? Is it autism?

>>75869642
Maybe Joanna is lying about her height.

>>75869647
How you gonna insult someone when you have that picture saved on your hard drive?

Is there something you wanna share with the class loser?

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>>75869197
before you die you see the ring

Dillishaw said on Twitter the fight with Cody is off.

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>>75869635
I don't think you understand what a 2 inch difference looks like.

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>>75869691
FUCKING NODAD GOD DAMMIT

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>>75869659
>implying she doesn't bang

>>75869663
true, and poland is one of europe's last defenders of christianity

>>75869688
redditor get out

>>75869664
Well, he said like 3 different heights in his podcast before. We must find out the truth

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>>75869724
Oh trust me, son. I know she bangs ;)

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mighty on suicide watch

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>>75869688
>he doesn't know who big lenny is

Cookie cutter porno addict detected.

>>75869728
He's 5'7" but does it really matter? Is there that big of a difference between 5'7" and 5'9" to be making autistic MS Paint images over with squiggly lines?

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>>75869728

>>75869762
it's funny because he cares so much to lie about it

>>75869755
>Calling anyone a cuck when he has that saved on his computer
Howling polturds so mentally disturbed

>DC calling Jones a b*tch a*s n*gguh
wewwwwwwwwwww la

>>75869762
We get it, you're short and proud. Now stop responding it's embarrassing

>>75869788
People lie about their height all the time including here.

>>75869767
me on the right with my hand on my face

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>>75869789
I guarantee he has pictures from BLACKED to "troll" cucks with

>>75869809
it's a meme here, he lies irl

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>>75869809
i pretend to be a manlet here cause i want to fit in

>>75869767
Jesus Christ look at that HGH gut.

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>>75869668

>>75869789
>big lenny
>/pol/
your newfag is showing

>>75869805
I'm embarrassed by your whack MS Paint images, I wish you would stop making a fool out of yourself.

Imagine being under 6 feet tall

Lol

Just lol

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I met Rogan once. I didn't measure him so I can't tell you exactly how tall he is but he was quite a bit shorter than I am. I'm 6'10''.

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>>75869841
Big Lenny is white you fucking idiot

>>75869789
>Big Lenny
>/pol/

Hello newfaggot.

>>75869876
hes spouting pol-tier opinions while posting a retard who thinks chicks have dicks.

brad is /heem/, anything else and you should go to reddit.

>>75869841
Out of 80 regular posters maybe like 5 of you are over 6'0"

Source: Dockdwarf and bluehoodie

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>>75869751
b a n t z

thoughts on dc going back to basics reppin da hood

>>75869914
I know you fucking moron, brad >>>> lenny.

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>>75869874

>>75869944
DC = real nigga shit

>>75869914
The irony of calling anyone a cuck while having underwear pics of big lenny, you're such a parody of yourself my man

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>>75869920
I'm 5'10

reminder that the goats of LW and WW will always be from 5'8-5'11

>>75869899
retro '44 style

>>75869916
>muh /pol/

Fuck off to your safe space.

>Brad is /heem/

Lel, Brad is a mailprick, Saul and Big Richard for life.

>>75868910
Stann, Magny, Colton Smith, that lady that lost to Ronda.

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>>75869899
is she brony?

>>75869920
>>75869975
>tfw 5'9 74 inch reach
I'm on that kevin lee shit

>>75869967
you are truly dumb

>>75869221

Dis nigga used to fight in my hometown

>>75870008
t.another loser with a big lenny folder
Sad!

>>75869996
>nigger nigger nigger
>fuck off retard
>haha safe space
go away, shoo shoo

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Where is Rogan on this height chart?

>>75869967
>The irony of calling anyone a cuck while having underwear pics of big lenny, you're such a parody of yourself my man

He says this while shitposting pictures of black men with the word "SUCC" like it's some sort of hilarious dank meme.

>>75870025
why is her nutritionist so fat?

>>75870025
joanna's life coach lady who writes shit on calendars and water bottles gives me a bad feeling

if joanna ever loses it will be her fault

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Why don't you pussies go up to rogan with a tape measure? oh yeah cause you'll end up in a vicious rubber guard, nerds

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What's gonna be the spiciest card of the year lads?
Mayweather/Mcg superfight counts as a card.

>>75870001
That's McGregor, lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MImK72v7PS4

>>75870023
>waaah da mean man said he no like niggers! I must defend them at all costs.

I wish refugees like you would fuck off back to the sites you came from.

>>75870057
At least Schaub is 6'4
He will always be better than Joe Rogan.

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>>75870044
this nigga was critiquing a nigga clothes a few posts back, just so you know, this is the guy calling you "gay". he has pictures of lenny in his thong too.

>>75870049
it's her job to eat an exact amount of food to leave the correct amount for joanna

>>75870044
I didn't post any succ pictures homo

>>75870073
Holy shit that image is sexy as fuck! How have I never seen this before.

>>75870069
At least Rogan doesn't have CTE and slur his words

>>75870073
Why are you talking like a mental midget?

>>75870078
kek

>>75870092
wish I had the webm

>>75870101
nah I'm good senpai, I dont need to say anything, you btfo yourself just fine

6'0 even is generous for a manlet cutoff point. I know someone who is literally exactly 6'0 and it's not tall. 5'10 is the average even in the United States now.

>>75870129
6'3" is unironically the manlet cut-off

>>75870129
i wear pants and boots in 90 degree weather just so i don't get made fun of for being under the cut off

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>>75869961
GIANT HEELS

>>75870150
i'm gonna have to put socks under my heels in my boots for this new cut off

>>75870225
yeah she's just trolling men because she's unironically 5'10 barefoot

>>75870225
That's not 5'7, do you have a ruler with you?

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>>75870263
Looks more like 16" to me....

>>75868999
Jesus, that's a nasty looking ear.

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>>75870225
her husband is a big guy

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>>75870230
Girls are 5'9" these days, if you're going out and she's wearing heels she could easily be 6'2"

Anyone who prides themselves on not being a manlet cause they're 6'0" is kidding themselves. You gotta be at least 6'3", 6'4" even for other men to take you seriously when they shake your hand. 6'5"+ is lanklet territory but you get my point.

>>75870328
Did she give birth to those kids? 0/10 wouldnt
CAREER ENDING

>>75870353
yeah she's 35

>>75870334
ya i don't even try 6'1 with boots and socks and no one cares plus i can trip too easily

>>75870334
as a 5'11 non manlet i agree, you cannot be a generous 5'9 and expect to be taken seriously

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>>75870225
more arrows pls

>>75870399
That's a big nose.

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>>75870399
hoodie > lith

>>75870414
for jew

>>75870399
when i posted this on /pol/ a bunch of lithflags said he didn't look lithuanian and was probably an arab migrant lol

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Knock knock Tyreesha

>>75870057
Jones vs DC rematch

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>>75870399

>>75870425
what did they say about rose

>>75870334
>going out with someone who wears heels

Fucking neurotypical scum

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>>75870414
THis one?

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>Tfw you get paid pennies for your nose to get deleted then ship off to Lellator

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>>75870433

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>>75870445
MIDGET

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>>75870445
12/12

pls bring your arrows to tomorrow's UFC party desu

>>75870488
5'9 is the minimum height for a woman

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>>75870488
I bet Joanna is actually around 5'9"

>>75870510
Vanessa is so fat and ugly, why doesnt dana cough up to cash and make adrianna lima a ring slut

Can someone post Andrades back?

Pls I need Jessica's flexing back

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for me, it's brooklyn

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>>75868942
For all the shit McGregor's grappling gets, he did almost escape this. He nearly hops over to the opposite side, but look how fast Diaz's leg shoots up to stop it. That's high level BJJ, but McGregor wasn't terrible here.

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>>75870510
I will do my best. Anything for my Vanessa.

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>>75870521

>>75870525
Dana doesn't pay cash during "hiring" process

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>>75870530
let me guess, for you its Tyrone as well

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>>75870525
YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM AND HANG YOURSELF RIGHT NOW, YOUNG MAN!!!! AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE SAID WHILE YOU ARE DOING SO!.

>>75870546
Goober isn't the world's greatest bjj guy but he did compete in some no gi competitions

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>>75870564
why is it always about race with you retards?

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>>75870073

>>75870579
some people need to feel superior at any chance they can get

Who else is appreciating DC's heel turn?

i could beat the shit out of anyone ITT

>>75870129
I'm 6' even, I can't tell you how many times dudes clearly shorter than me tell me they're 6' or 6'1". I do wish I was taller, though. I think 6'4" is perfect height.

>>75870644
hit me up homie

>>75870530
If only she had pink nips with that body

>>75870644
nice try, I eat pieces of shit whole

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>>75870644

>>75870644
Tell your moms she can buy tickets

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>>75870644
get in my guard hombre

>>75870676
>funnyjunk

really portions the neurons

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get in my guard Tuss ;__;

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we wuz kingz my nigga

longest reach in the division and that's not the only longest thing I got lemme holla @ yo momz

>>75870779
joanne calderwood is a cunt i really hope lineker fucks her up

>>75870805
it must be hard to dress like russell westbrook with 1/1000th the salary

>>75870845
Kevin will become the Floyd Mayweather of MMA.

>>75870805
>n-no fuck mcgregor, no guys im not trying to be mcgregor fuck him
>so anyways im young and rich

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TJ FIGHTING MIGHTY MOUSE AT 125 BREAKING NEWS

https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/863202232631689216

>>75870862
maybe cody got ktfo in a fight and look how well he has done

>>75869767
Are those his daughters? They look nothing like him.

>>75870892
yeah ok tj looks dead at 135

>>75870925
if you don't think they look like him you should see rogan's step daughter

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>>75870644

Who are you to say ah these things to me? You think you are man? You wanna be tough guy? You think you can apass my guard? Hold me down? Submit me? I see guy like you come to my gym all the time. Run they mouth. Think they tough. But when they leave, they not so tough. They no can pass ah my guard. They no can submit me. When I was a blue bell in Hio, we would take a these tough guys that come to our gym and use them to practice heelhook. I see a man leg come off.

You still think you a tough guy, you come to my gym. I just advise to you that you ah come humble.

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>>75870125

>>75870998
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUAYY-Ol5cv/

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>>75870862
Not a chance

>>75871048
can someone make this into a webm

>>75870998
who would be the dominant partner between claudia and andrade?

>>75871109
andrade has a wife who took her last name

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>>75870998

>>75871048
BLACKED

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Reminder that only children who don't understand business think Bisping holds the cards and leverage to pick his fights.

Totally not WME desperately grabbing at pennies.

>>75870875
mcgregor ripped off mayweather then, nobody can talk about money? have you heard any rap in the last 20 years?

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>>75870998
kek

>>75871172
too bad ufc will strip him for refusing to fight romero

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>>75871172
Disagree. He wants to beat all the old goats past their prime. GSP is top of the old mountain.

https://youtu.be/UB0pUrkDXnc

>>75871279
>when you rush a nigga tryna act tuf and get smacked the fuck up
JUST

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>>75871048
I can masturbate to this.

>>75871313

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>>75871279
perfect cap is perfect

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>>75871279
He was rocked here. Has a dude ever lost the press conference brawl and then win the fight? Bet the house on Lee imo.

Actually, Lennox Lewis lost press conference brawls against Rahman and Tyson and then won those fights so maybe not...

>>75871208
He doesn't have any money, also acting like that has been going on by athletes for like 40 years not just with floyd and mcgregor, so everybody can be cliche and talk about money and be ripping off another person doing the same thing.

>>75871358
you think mcgregor had money when he was talking shit to poopier?

It's just a played out shtick, get off mcgregors nuts faggot.

is wanting an mma gf to peg you redpilled?

>>75871412
who would be your first choice?

>>75871411
What would lead you to believe im on mcgregors nuts you retarded faggot i just called him cliche just like you did, how fucking stupid are you? Mcgregor had more money and hype when he was knocking people out than kevin fucking lee does thats just a fact, acting like tony montana in MMA specifically is mcgregors shtick thats why lee gets compared to him.

>>75871464
not that guy, but I nominate Pena

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>>75869899

>Thinks Kevin Lee is overrated
>Likes Islam

Is there anyone more retarded than sperg op?

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>>75871290
They haven't even offered him remero yet. Leaking that information is a negotiation tactic to pressure GSP you 196er goof. Check up on how the ufc does business.

>>75871306
Would you really call Hendo a GOAT? I never really thought about that. But he was pretty lethal even at the point of their second fight. He absolutely murdered Lombard.

>>75871340
I like Nunes but man did she let those meme tattoos get outta control

>>75871591
>makes threads early thinking people read that shit
>has to rename all webms because everyone filtered his ass
SAD

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>>75871593
Not that guy but on paper at least Hendo has one of the best resumes ever. Dude was a legend even if he was old.

I agree about the UFC holding all the cards...I think WME is starting to wise up to the issues with their kamikaze superfight strategy but the cat's outta the bag regarding the debt they have to pay off. I think we'll start to see McGregor-style standoffs with virtually all their big stars over the next few years and maybe beyond.

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heem, is masdival ok? He's pretty low energy and seems really drained. He even had to bring out the towel for his weigh in. Im worried how he'll perform.

>>75871501
jojo softly telling me i'm a good boy while she pegs me would be p comfy

>>75871861
watch him on joey diaz's podcast. he's just a boring spic.

>>75871898
>>>>>>>>>>>>>/asp/

>>75871892
She'd probably complain the whole time

>>75871898
Well khabib is pretty boring himself but you could tell something was up with him. At least he made it past the weigh ins.

>>75871847
He's a legend for sure but I dunno about greatest of all time.

I think it's going to be a problem going forward. You already are seeing a ton of discontent among the middleweights because theirs multiple contenders.

At least they can blame Khabib for blowing up lightweight instead of looking at Conor's absence, but either way that division is stalled out as well in pursuit of superfights.

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>tfw MMA is boring now

>>75871930
how many times are you gonna post this shit?

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>>75872028
This. Bring back the roids.

>>75870805
looks like nick cannon lmaooooooooo

>>75871981
you can tell that mas isn't feeling it and isn't confident. he knows he went a little overboard with the street boy thing (even though he is street, he said some stuff he knows is dumb) and shook himself cuz he wasn't being real.

im from the 305 too and i know dese tings.

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>>75872069
>tfw mariah will never be your are sugamomma

>>75872099
Mariah is too fine

Cannot help but cringe at any of the women trying to talk smack, seems so stiff and unnatural

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>>75871989
I don't think he's the GOAT or even close to it, but he's accomplished a hell of a lot over his whole career.

The MW clog is just the tip of the iceberg. Everybody knows the UFC sold for $4 billion and for the first time ever fighters are starting to get an idea of what they're really worth.

Personally I think the early weigh-ins fucked Khabib, a lot of fighters have come in over since the change and plenty more appear to be struggling. It's probably too late to change it back but that would be th right thing to do IMO

>>75872099
>>75872176
she literally looks like an orangutan

Check Kevin lees instagram

He's most hated right now

Mcgregor casuals are dumb af

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>>75872195

>>75872215
kevin lee isn't bad, may be legit.

but lendardo santos is a bigger deal, 5-0-1 in ufc, Ko'd motown as well

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>ooh ooh
>ahh ahh
>*becomes endangered due to deforestation*

>>75872215
Kevin Lee's doing it the wrong way, you're supposed to actually have fans first

>>75872195
>haha blacks look like monkeys!

>>75872271
We out here

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>>75871593
Hendo is a legend

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Henderson#Championships_and_awards

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holy fuck cormier and jones getting spicy

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/12/15633624/jon-jones-daniel-cormier-go-back-and-forth-over-cocaine-sandblasting-prostitutes

Cormier said:

“He’s a b*tch and he said something about my kids, so I smacked him in the face with a water bottle. B*tch ass n*gga. You know what you are. He just said he’s back, right? But is he back? Doesn’t he have two more months of suspension? Is he back? Is he really back? Are you back junkie?”