Queen edition
Monty Carlo can't come soon enough
wenger out
>>75174571
>He is useless until a relevant tournament beginnt
>beginnt
queen edition eh
>>75174651
For you
>>75174333
Wrong thread
>>75177999
is it tho
tennis
REPOSTING. PLS GIVE ME (YOU)s
20-30 years ago tennis wasn't as physical. That was the golden era of women's tennis. That generation pushed for equal pay because they were, technique-wise, as good as men. People came to watch women's tennis because it was still competitive and fun to watch.
The new generation of women's tennis players have zero technique and play a bastardised version of the physical men's game. The only reason it's relevant right now is because it was so great in the past. Serena Willian's is dominant right now because she can blast the other women off the court but when someone comes along who can actually play good defensive tennis or someone who doesn't let her come ji side the baseline she's fucked because she doesn't have a plan B.
It's a shame what women's tennis has become.
>>75180661
Who will win the Montec Arlo?
>>75180661
No. it's mostly because women's tennis as well as the whole society get pruder and pruder each year.
For example the basic cotton panties which were not design to be flashed had a much more asthetic than the three layers synthetics which are sometimes even longer than the skirt.
Is he the only man left to stop Olderer?
>>75181753
>leave Federer to me
But Andy hasn't won over Roger in 4 years and has only managed to take one set (tb) in that time.
>>75181753
>Murri
>Troubling Gramps
I still don't know how the fuck their AO '13 match went to the decider. Sir Barron should've won that in straights.
>>75181789
didn't realise that
funny to think he lead the h2h before that
>>75181793
SCAM was lucky that it happened in Fed's back year.
>>75181557
Our man STAN
>>75180661
>>75181669
Yes yes i completely agree with you guys. Bring back panties made of cotton. Soft cotton for soft bottoms.
>wta
please save us kyrGOAT
>berlocq
Could beat any of you in a game of tennis and a fight afterwards
>>75176027
most autistic player on tour?
>>75182834
>ATPleb
kek
>>75183051
That's not kerber tho...
>>75183116
please do not bully my waifu. She has a hard time right now.
I didn't mention a funny story btw. Kerbe and Nastya had almost the same dress during the final. They looked like twins. Although I think Nastya's breasts are slightly bigger but that understandable.
>>75183425
a better view.
What do you think?
>>75181753
Where is that from? Darts?
>>75183849
Match for Africa.
>ryan sweeting has a houston clay title
lmao
>>75184557
so does jack succ
who is this?
>>75184605
EBJK?
>>75184605
wozzles!
>>75184632
i am very impressed
>>75184808
She has a peculiar serve so it was p easy to tell. Also I unironically watch a decent amount of WTA
>>75176027
if kasatkina doesn't stop being so cute I'll explode
>>75183425
du bist mit abstand der schlimmste autist in diesem thread diggah, bleib mal aufm teppich
>>75184605
>>75184632
noice
>diggah
>>75183556
same type of thing happened last season, except they had the same visors on too (it wasn't pavs..i forget who it was) but they made kerbe change her visor to a different color so they could be differentiated from.
>donaldson and opelka out in the first round
Tommy Haas definitely deserved that WC over them
bump
How did see make a WTA finals?
>>75191896
>women tennis
It's a truly chaotic system
Saving this thread.
Is Escobedo the last hope for Pooston?
All memes aside, who can stop him from completing the calander slam this year?
Reminder that he is healthy and intelligently taking breaks to rest
>>75196028
>All memes aside, who can stop him from completing the calander slam this year?
Based Donskoy
>>75196028
Ironically Thiem at Roland Garros
Unironically kyrGOAT at Wimbly and Nole @ the us open
>>75196028
His back.
>>75196997
>Unironically kyrGOAT
He said all memes aside
>>75196028
novak @ us open desu
i love both but goaterer needs that cygs
>>75197103
Fk u
>>75196028
kyrGOAT
Is he the hero American tennis needs but doesn't deserve now?
>>75201642
>2012
Missed u brasil. Where have you been?
>>75201780
Around, studying. I confess I may be cheating on /tennis/ with other boards.
>>75201941
You bang any whores la?
>>75196028
>federer winning at roland garros when there's a healthy nadal
>>75202073
What? No.
>>75202086
>implying Nadal won't break down from playing 4 clay tournaments before RG
guys lucie is so pretty
finally starting to 'get' impermanence I reckon, it's been a long trip
>>75174313
who is this qt3.14
>>75204002
not bad but on court she looks like a zombie
kyrGOAT please save us
>>75204829
Leah Gotti
>>75204934
good post
>>75202086
>Roidal
>Beating Fed in 2017
>>75202073
trannys prob
>>75174313
Who is this girl?
>>75204800
t hippie
>>75205033
Kys homo
>Spanish oral exam is tomorrow
>have to have a conversation for 8 minutes
>>75205768
should be easy for you, carlos
>>75205775
t Abdullah muhammad bakir islam al-salid hussein al-ghezzal smith
>>75205838
Monty Carlo soon
>>75204002
>>75199869
Gross. They look like those feral rabbits from Watership Down
>>75205871
he's not playing monte carlo
>>75205768
Just talk about your tennisfu and the lewd things you would do with her (holding hands etc)
>>75205920
lel, M'lade is one of the hottest human beings on this planet. you are right with Lucie though.
>>75205960
he would have won it anyways
>>75205995
yeah it's only a meme tournament tho
the future GOAT's focus is on slams
>>75206027
agreed
shouldn't waste his time for those little tournaments
>>75206043
>little tournaments
He's still playing Estoril doe
Hi where are the konjuh :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>75206291
>dimemetrov
How did he get the get baby Fed title?
>>75181557
Nadal.
>>75196729
kek, probably
>>75201530
Nola a cute
Will Stan fuck up the clay season as usual and them play in the RG final`?
>>75207254
He will never win another slam.
>>75207362
he's winning wimby for dat career slam
>>75207550
fake blondes
Is Federer a dickhead wanker?
>>75208265
>wanker
>4 children
Doesn't work that way m8
>>75208290
but he still wanks sometimes
>>75208170
butt a hot ass!
>>75208374
Can't argue with that.
Still more of a titsman.
>>75208404
Who dis?
(if it isn't obvious, it's a woman)
Lel another meldonium ban
>>75208170
Nothing wrong with that if otherwise everything is fine and the ass is fat.
Beauty of the power game
>>75208781
>>75208582
jack sock
>>75208729
>>75208749
>>75208765
>>75208781
>>75208794
Looks like a pornstar tbqh
>>75208749
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
>Calander Slam
>>75208847
The BP&S GOAT? Try again
>>75208585
who?
>>75209100
Some 17 year old junior http://www.itftennis.com/media/258070/258070.pdf
>>75209148
>not swan as she is already 18
damn
>America just dropped the largest none nuclear bomb that exist on ISIS
Just DELET the US Open already, its the worst slam anyway
>>75204829
>>75205687
ana konjuh. top qty.
>>75209251
what bomb would that be?
>>75209600
MOAB
Mother of all bombs
>>75209600
oh right, just didn't know it was ever used in combat
>>75209251
t. Achmed
>>75209251
You worried your uncle was vaporized?
>>75209613
>>75209630
>getting baited this hard
>>75209351
She looks so much like this one pornstar, it's crazy.
>Brown in a clay QF
How fast is this American clay exactly?
>>75210286
I think the main culprit of Dustin's clay success is Monaco who has been playing like shit since a lot of months ago. Besides, he's still not in the QFs.
More Katie Swan media coverage when?
>>75210444
when she gits gud.
Abysmal results so far.
>>75210469
She's probably just using tennis to get a modeling contract asap like most girls.
>>75210469
Ayy, thought she is like Top100 or something. There isn'e even a picture on her WTA profile.
>>75210495
This is exactly why i can't WTA serious. They deserve to be dominated by apes & roiders.
I already hate this neon purple Nike kit
>>75209251
At least he kept his campaign promise
>>75210495
Do you think that's really the case though? I doubt that any girl would purposefully train since childhood and spend thousands of hours playing tennis just to be left with just a modeling contract in the end. I mean, the most beautiful wta players like Sharapova, Ivanovic or even Bouchard would may aswell have pursued modelling careers since the beggining just by using social media or any model agencies like most of the current whores do, if that's what they wanted to.
I think modelling is something they fall back to to seek a boost in self-esteem and money when they realize their tennis careers arent turning out to be as successful as they once dreamt they would.
Crybitch will NEVER win a slam
>>75210808
Modeling is like a plan B, or the plan A after their career is over.
>>75210808
They just realise that being good is really really hard. Women have a lot more form issues mainly due to their period cycle.
I'd use ever external source of income as well if I was a female player.
It's still quiet underwhelming for the audience though
>>75210286
its green clay, so very
i think monteiro has a chance to win it here. he came from this same exact clay in davis cup
>>75210909
But that's also the case for most of the most handsome and/or successful men on the tour.
Nadal has participated in photo sessions, music videos and countless ads. Same with Federer, Djokovic or even someone as ugly as Murray. That doesnt mean that they are pursuing modeling careers or that that is their plan B. It's just a bonus they get out of their success in tennis IMO.
>>75211263
>its green clay
But it isn't
>>75210663
>at least he kept one campaign promise
ftfy
FUCK MEMEIOS
>>75211277
For women it's different since they earn less overall.
>>75211191
>They just realise that being good is really really hard. Women have a lot more form issues mainly due to their period cycle.
Wouldnt it be a good idea if all of them took birth control pills then? It would kill two birds with one stone.
>>75211654
FUCK MEMEIOS
>>75211722
Are you complaining about him for anything specific?
>>75211443
>>75211722
He gets it
These new fappening leaks are turning out be pretty interesting.
>>75211824
>>75211860
FUCK MEMEIOS
>>75209844
No, she doesn't. Damn you for getting my hopes up with that
>>75211277
>as ugly as Murray
He's a 10/10 here
>>75211466
>Gib equal monies, WTA is just as serious as ATP
>Do swimsuit/almost-nude photo shoots
>Blease dake us zeriouzly XDDDDDDD
I'm not complaining desu but there's a flaw in their logic here
>>75184883
Diggah? Was bist n du für ne schwuchtel?
>>75208749
Hahha i know dat chick. Shes a bitch
>>75211913
Whose?
>>75212382
http ://thefappeningblog.com/lacey-banghard-leaked-3-videos/
Plenty of good material from different 'celebs' in this leak, plus a lot more is supposed to be released the next days according to this list http://forum .phun.org/index.php?threads/fappening-4-0-list-04-11-17.1839160/
>>75212515
>blacked shit
Disgusting.
>>75212769
For real?
Escobedo is a serve babby tbqh
>>75212165
>He's a 10/10 here
I doubt this
t. gomosexual
>>75212880
See your first link.
>>75213060
meh, I dont care. The girl and videos are pretty hot.
>>75213060
>caring what colour of penis is going into the woman
If you want to be racist, the lady is half poo-in-loo. Surely that's more pertinent, (unless you're some kind of tranny-fucker)?
>>75212515
can i get a run down?
anyone who is actually attractive here?
>>75213583
Apparently a bunch of celebrities got hacked but the only ones posted so far are already borderline pornstars.
>>75213583
>anyone who is actually attractive here?
Strange when I hear people state this, most of the women featured in these leaks are quite attractive. Now, whether or not they can be considered celebs, that's indeed debatable.
>>75213894
i didnt looked
>>75213638
>only ones posted so far are already borderline pornstars.
such as?
>>75213930
Pat Butcher
>>75214324
Que eres loco hombre
who /haas/ here
>>75214451
Count me in. Though I doubt he will make it past today.
>>75214588
>>75214451
He doesn't stand achance against based SUCCboi
>>75214628
Welp, he can try to abuse his bh. That may work.
>>75212165
>>75213043
JUST
>>75214856
lmao she won!!
Finally a great victory for Genie.
How did Succ get BTFO by a literal who in the DC but is beating Haas right now?
>>75216150
You serious, man?
>>75216150
The 'literal who' is 20yo and playing for his country. Haas is a 40yo who's playing for the bants
These two cant rally for shit. It's all servebotting and quick points.
>>75214752
kek what is the backstory here?
por que es el partido de Sock no esta en canal de tenis?
>>75216940
Tienes que volver
Also it's here http://www.mensclaycourt.com/live-streaming
>>75217006
gracias ese
Inb4 succ shits the bed
>>75217298
*shits on ur mum*
not so funny now huh?
>>75217298
Even if Sock manages not to lose this one. Tommy is showing he's not as finished as many people think he is.
haas chimping out
>>75217403
Too bad it's probably his last season
Haas should've played a meme like Escobedo before this desu
me likey the new nike outfits.
t. arbiter of good taste
>>75208913
>>75217872
So good you had to post it twice?
t. browser of two threads
>>75217872
After see you it 9 million times you'll get sick of it
>>75218530
FUG :DDDDDDDDD
i mistakenly thought the other thread was tennis and needed to let tennis know my opinion
Dimitrov BTFO by the other based Tommy
>>75216150
thompson is a good scrapper, he will punish you if you're off your game
>>75219254
Chung lost aswell. So embarrasing for these new generations to still get btfo by 35 year olds in a surface that supposedly rewards whoever has the best physical fitness.
>>75219254
He's playing an exhibition match on Saturday he probably tanked
Who will be in the top 10 in 3 years?
>implying ''''nextgen''''
>>75220153
I doubt it will be different than now desu
Except Zverev will become Roanic 2.0 and Kyrgios will become Gulbis 2.0
only 13 more days
>>75220537
based michael
>>75220537
Ratfaced doper
>>75220542
Stop replying to yourself
Why aren't there more THICC girls like Serena to dominate women's tennis? Their power fucks shit up.
>>75220153
>Bernard Tomic
Tomic a shit and a disgrace to our nation. We will never have a great tennis player again, unless we get someone during a lull of talent like Hewitt.
>>75220211
>dmitorv
harcourt babby
>ben o'pear
fuckin nutjob, talented enough to win a 500 when on a hotstreak but the guy is a fucking mental midget usually
>mooray
done, the blueprints are out and much like djokovic his time is up
>milosh
glass cannon mentally and physically
>bot
done, maybe another slam down the line somewhere but it will be literally a miracle if bot reboots
>nishichoki
honestly thought he was capable of winning RG a couple of years ago based off his form on clay but the cunt gets injured too easily
>bernard
sickcunt
>gulbis
top bloke, /pol/ material
>jizzy jerkowitz
autofade material, will be a miracle if he pulls himself out of the challenger tour mentally
>succ
only legit prediction on this list
>>75222023
You don't think Murrovic can't hang in the top 10 with the appalling generations that follow them?
>>75222691
it's not so much about hanging with the following gen, I think bot and scam are at their natural use by date's considering their style of tennis. There's only so much much grinding a player can do (especially at the top) before they lose that edge, that driving hunger or natural attrition just takes its toll.
As for the appalling generations to come I think there are quite a few young players that have showed a hunger to win and a few of them have the talent to back it up.
As for staying in the top 10, it might be a reality but I expect more and more murrovic upsets than the continual winning streaks we've seen.
>>75223108
Bot's decline looks more mental than physical.
Who besides Kyrgios and Zverev?
Need the help of the WTA experts in this thread.
What are the names of some non-mainstream tennis cuties who are not covered by normie media? Let's say below 200?
>>75223218
I think it'll an open era
I agree that motivated memeios and zverev are the two with the potential to win multiple slams
Theim has shown he has the hunger/talent/work ethic to win
Goffin aswell though he's held back by his size
I think Milosh has it in him to serve his way to a GS or two on the provisio that he grows a pair (thats a big if though)
Dmitrov has shown the goods this year at the AO
As for bot/ebam I think they'll get blown up by randoms
The real question is who besides father time (and clay) will be able to beat Federer?
>>75224272
Didnt Zverev beat him already this year? He's playing good but hes not unbeatable, he could have easily lost to Berdych or Kyrgios in his last tournament.
>>75224317
In the Hopman Cup. Just a warm up for the grandpa. Yeah, that's it.
True, he barely won the those matches, though he did play better than Memeios, whose serve helped him to hang in the match. I think Memeios will be the biggest challenge in Wimbledon/UO if they meet there and he keeps being focused.
>>75223928
Taylor Johnson
Dominique Schaefer
Katie LaFrance
>>75223928
nastya potapova is the only one who matters, and it looks like you already know about anisimova
monica kilnarova
sofya zhuk
maria mckay
Federer will win RG
>>75225962
>wins the championship point with a tweener against Nadal
So it shall be done.
>>75226058
>Roidal blows his brains out
>>75226067
It'd be interesting to see how he'd react losing in a RG final.
SPORTS ALMANAC 2000-2050
OFFICIAL END-OF-YEAR 2018 ATP RANKINGS
1. Kyrgios
2. Murray
3. Zverev
4. Dimitrov
5. Sock
6. Thiem
7. Wawrinka
8. Del Potro
9. Goffin
10. Raonic
Old folks' home: Djokovic, Nadal
On Olympics watch: Olderer
Challenger circuit: Tommy Haas
KyrGOAT's ballboy: Tomic
>>75226451
>4. Dimitrov
>>75226451
>1. Kyrgios
>>75226485
>that pic
Reading that gave me gay cancer
I suppose I should have put
>4. Dimitrov + Vallverdu
>>75226451
EBAM and Choko are the same age you fuckin' bloody twat.
>>75226522
Djokovic is mentally done, while Murray has shown no real signs of damage (inb4 shingles). He's in his prime m8
12 days
>>75226544
>lose to Noshitkori at USO because of a gong
>lose to Shitty Zverev at AO
>lose to popslices at IW
>don't play IW
>don't play David Cup
Nice prime
>Nadal
Roids dont work anymore
>Djoke
Choking again
>EBAM
Full SCAM mode
>Federer
STIL GOAT
>>75226485
/lit/ here, kill you are a self.
>>75226544
He hasn't done a single relevant thing this year, he might as well be dead.
>>75226777
Digits comfirm Fed will win RG
>>75226451
>no donskoy
>no istomin
This is their year I can feel it
>>75220153
Federer will start 2018 as #1
>>75226485
I don't get why this quote is so hated. I mean it's trying too hard to be profound, but so is most of the shit /lit/ wanks over.
>>75226522
EBAM has the ability to be more attacking and less of a grinder, plus he is better on faster surfaces. I don't think it's a stretch to say he'll have better longevity than Djoko.
>>75226998
i think because its missing an 'a' before hurricane, just that alone turns it into redditry
>>75226998
It sounds like something my 12 year old sister would write.
inb4 post pics
>>75227045
Oh, that's actually a good point.
>shitcago
>>75227142
i wonder how that bean was made..
MOST RELEVANT PARTS OF THE SEASON POWER RANKINGS
1. Wimbledon
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2. Beginning of the season (Australia - IW - Miami)
3. Clay Season
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4. HC season (USO series)
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9999. Indoor season
What if Djokovic was using meldonium before it was banned and he sucks now because he can't abuse it anymore?
>>75227362
It's a stamina PED yet he's playing shit in the early sets.
>>75226796
And yet he's increased his lead in the rankings. He's literally SCAMmed his way to the no1 spot
>>75227436
Not really
Fed will end the year as world number 1 at this rate
>Succ
>>75227271
no.
USO>AUS OPEN>Wimbledon>>>>>>>>>>RG
uso/auso are just way comfier than the other slams
>>75227362
It probably has more to do with that retarded vegan diet and hiring a "spiritual guru"
>>75227632
>uso/auso are just way comfier than the other slams
Ameriturd opinions
>>75227470
He's not taking part in any clay masters this year, if last year's Clayray is here then he could clean sweep the lot which would be hilarious
>>75227679
AO is comfy. Or at least this year's was.
>>75227632
John pls
>>75227470
I agree desu, but Murray is 'more' no.1 now than he was at the start of the year.
>>75227632
I'm not talking about the Slams.
Checks
>>75227632
>USO
That's not comfy the fans are more aggressive and butthurt than RG
>>75227777
Noice
>>75227271
Miami is one of the worst slams, though.
>>75227777
Nice.
>>75227813
*masters
>>75227777
checked
>>75227825
Really? I think it's fine, but it's mostly because of the IW combo.
>>75227844
The players look sluggish and like they don't want to be there. Probably due to the humidity.
How did Tommy Haas get into Monte Carlo?
Are the draws for MC out yet?
>>75227972
The new gen are that shit
polish confirmed
"""comfy""" is the 'epic' of today
Autism
>>75228042
German sperg-out in 3, 2, ...
http://www.atpworldtour.com/en/scores/current/monte-carlo/410/draws
>>75228207
I think he's not here today
>>75228291
>Benoit Paire - Tommy Haas
jej
>Easterntime
What did she ment by dis?
>The best young player is a serve bot bogan
Just end Tennis already
>still no russian gf
why live?
>>75228308
Whoever of you was this >>75184883, probably got him into commiting suicide because he stopped posting his crap.
Poor Jizzner losing to a beaner
>>75227698
Federer is perhaps the top guy who whiffes the most with his BH.
Did well on me oral exam lads.
>servebot vs lanklet servbot
God this is terrible
>not having a skip-to-tiebreak option
>all remaining matches in Houston feature a left handed player against a US player.
Coincidence?
>>75229444
Monteiro is left handed too but he lost to Escomemo last round
>>75228927
has a lot of huge shanks on his forehand too
>>75229590
Whiffs too, one of the most embarrasing I remember happened during the final of Madrid 2010 at match point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqRkFrLxnvU
happens at 14:30
What a way to lose a title.
>>75229290
I wish it existed. This shit is boring to watch and it unnecessarily delays all of the remaining matches.
>>75229290
Should football have the skip-to-penalties option then?
just got the bill from my coach for 20 hours of practice in the indoor tennis centre
137 fucking euros for 20 hours. and 8 euros for every hour for the coach. almost 300 euros for just 1 hour of tennis every week last winter and /sp/tards who never touched a fucking racquet in their whole life say that it's not a expensive sport
fuck this sport
3 fukken hours of servebotting
How can Escobedo beat Isner when he gets BTFO out of every Challenger?
>>75230172
Because Isner is shit at tiebreaks.
>>75230184
But he still shouldn't have made it to a semifinal it's like Ryan Sweeting all over again.
Houston is bizarre
>>75230145
>8€ per hour
That's no even minimum wage
>>75227777
>>75230145
Is this bait?
>>75230327
Such are the chances these small tournaments grant. With just 3 good matches he's already at the SFs; whereas a player with a ranking similar to Escobedo's would need about 8 to make it to the SFs of a GS and between 7 and 8 to make it there during a masters 1000.
>>75229590
>>75229932
>>75228927
Obviously not at the moment, he's been hitting hard on both wing recently and making insane shots like that stretched lunge forehand in the AO final.
My suspicion is that his racket has a way higher twist weight now. His racket used to be super light on the sides which helped his wrist-y eastern forehand but now he's gone full ball bash and upped the twist weight for power and stability over being able to hit forehands like he used to last seen in 2007
>>75230543
he's a student, born in 1997, and we are 4 people... he definitely lives comfortable
>>75230622
lol, now that I checked, Escobedo received a wild card for this tournament which allowed him to skip the qualis altogether. Still, my point stands about how much you need to do in order to make it to the final instances of diff tournaments. Also to consider is the quality of players that participate in them.
>>75230672
Doesn't sound that much. 2 of you are probably just paying his taxes.
>>75230652
His new racquet is also 7 inches bigger than his old one.
>>75230711
don't forget that he also trains 4-5 other groups
Did Google change their live results for everyone else or is it just me?
>>75230829
with live results it's the same thing as with image search. it's based on your google history. pic semi-related.
>>75214752
*unzips dick*
Bellushit lost the second set and is about to lose his mind too.
well done
spen/idali final
>>75231379
Such a beautiful italian woman.
>>75232079
glad if you like
>>75232079
wanna hear a joke?
>>75232353
Go for it.
>>75230145
It is not that bad everywhere, but there is no denying it is an expensive sport. The equipment alone is expensive. I used to train 1 hr 5 days a week for like 50 usd a month, around 7 years ago.
>>75232673
I think a lot of that depends on location, plus the fact that this was 7 years ago. 50 bucks will get you maybe an hour of private lessons in any major american city
>>75233784
>50 bucks will get you maybe an hour of private lessons in any major american city
That sounds stupidly expensive. Way to promote the sport among the middle class population.
stunning
>bouchard lost to duval in two sets
Didn't she just get out of chemo before the Hopman Cup?
>>75235106
Unironically looks p ugly here
>>75235164
I think she tank on purpose so she can get more money from her pathetic lawsuit
>>75235304
yeah kinda, she still stunning tho
>>75235164
>tfw poochard is a meme with virtually no glutes to speak of
brehs
>>75238316
disgusting
>theres a player called kekmanovic
top kek
>>75238316
I would desu
>>75227777
*conscientously checks for 11 hours*
>>75238525
argiebro, you seem as if your a smart lad; redpill me on any topic of you're choosing.
>>75238568
>redpill me on any topic of you're choosing.
"whence" is the "whomst" of "where"
>>75238621
'no'
>>75238645
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED FOR THE UGLY TRUTHS OF THIS WORLD CHAMP
>>75238695
fug :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
tennis lads
>>75241575
Who plays?
>>75241831
Me. With your momma's arse.
>>75234137
this
I'll try again:
Show me just ONE top 100 wta or atp player (besides Brown and he doesn't even really count, your parents can't be completely broke if they are able to buy you a fucking camper van or move to jamaica just for the lulz) who didn't have rich parents (or parents who were tennis coaches) or incredible luck like Tiafoe.
and NO, Kyrgios parents were definitely making enough money back then to ensure his tennis career
protip: you can't
>>75242238
>Kyrgios is just pulling the poor nigger card to make himself appear as a underdog and stay relevant
Colour me surprised.
>>75242238
Shut the fuck up you fag lol
>>75242238
It's the appeal of tennis. You stay withing the relative boundaries of your social class. At least at the club level.
Same as golf.
>>75242238
The three days in which you didn't post were the best three days for /tennis/ in a long time.
>>75242238
Escobedo's dad is a UPS driver
>>75243707
>>75243707
You upper middle class cunts are the absolute worst
i still dont understand why some are so mad that tennis is a rather expensive sport and i understand even less, why you feel it should change.
you realise most professionals live(d) a life very much resembling that written in dfw's "infinite jest"? most of these current pros were scouted during an early age and trained by coaches who want to train them because they see potential, or are sent to academies (for the same reason as before), etc etc...even if they are poor.
the thing is though, that you wont find many poor kids who have interest in tennis to begin with, so you wont find many in academies, and thus youll find even less who broke through into semi-pro/pro
as for playing competitively and getting coaching, etc, when you havent dedicated your entire youth (pretty much) to the sport, then it's like any other thing in life - a hobby and hobbies are expensive
i really dont see the problem here. actually, this same stupid discussion can really only be described accurately as 'autism'
ironically ,i think its the same german who sperg'd out over DFW pics.
i think more of you need to read DFW or at least get a grip of reality, lad
>>75244894
There are 3 or more Germans posting here. And everyone of them is less autistic then you are.
>>75245272
i disagree, but putting autism aside for just a moment, please do tell why the same topic of 'tennis is expensive' keeps popping up by one guy (every time), and why this is a problem, and why tennis should be any different than any other hobby addressed in my points above
>>75245315
Well i don't get it either. Individual sports are bound to be expensive, especially if you can only play at well maintained location.
>>75245344
well, im happy you're one of the (seemingly) few, who actually has a grip on reality
(btw, this was (i think) my first time calling anyone an autist or sperg in these threads...but it's well known and a well deserved title for that one kraut let's be honest)
>>75242238
We're agreeing with you. Every time you've asked this, people have pointed out players who got where they are with luck, accepting that they are the exception to the rule. Tennis is a rich man's sport. Well done for being the poorest person to pick up a racquet, though clearly your biggest problem isn't an immediate lack of money, you dense bitch
>>75244894
David Footnotes Wallace had Aspergers
>>75245612
i dont doubt david had any range of instabilities
>>75245638
Sperg begets sperg. Stop posting that hack and peopkke will stop gettng buttmad
When was the last time you had a family penus inspecshun?
>>75245736
>wife's mum
Is that the usual expression?
I thought you brits always used mother in law.
>>75245736
>We were having dinner and I said 'this is really irritating me' and she was like 'pull your pants down and show me, it might be shingles' and I was like 'okay'
>>75245736
>be EBAM
>try to initiate threesome with wife and her milf
>get shingles
JUST
>>75246143
good plan tho
>>75246165
she wants it
>Calander slam
>>75245736
the fuck?
>>75246533
>not wanting to see Rafa win his 10th RG and Fed winning his 8th Wimbledon the same year
>>75248413
>>75226058
>>75226072
Would be only fair after all those RG finals losses.
Which 1 of yous is the boiled egg (eggy) on twitter?
>>75248413
I never want to see Roidal win another slam every again, he doesnt deserve it
this brown clay looks so dull
>>75246165
Damn I would Kim's mom.
Escobedo always looks like he's on the verge of killing himself
>>75249998
I'd rather see him win another RG than Djokovic.
>>75252124
>Djokovic getting a DCGS and motivated again
>Nadal having 10 RGs and 15 slams and possibly getting motivated too
Dunno which is worse
Straya exposed
>>75252445
I don't think Nadal has a motivational issue. It's more of a physical problem.
>>75252475
Y'all think the isto man can win a cheeky grand slam this year?
Thinking he gets Wimbledon Tbh
>>75252574
>Y'all think the isto man can win a cheeky grand slam this year?
Absolutely not.
>>75252517
Yeah. It's quite noticeable if you have seen him play since 07-08 in which he had lightning speed through the court and tried going after every ball even if he had little chances of making it. Since a years ago he has gradually stopped doing this, though I dont know for certain if it's because his body can no longer produce the power and speed necessary or if it's just a smart change of playstyle in order to decrease injuries and increase his longevity throughout the season or career.
>>75252951
Probably the first. If it's the latter, then he's doing it wrong.
Memescobedo choking hard
>>75252951
That's when he stopped doping
>>75252517
Yeah, it's a physical issue and playing the same as always instead of adapting his game.
A new slam would motivate him, though.
>>75253099
I dont think it's going too bad if it's the latter case, as that change in playstyle is keeping his knees healthy. For sure, his overall game level has decreased, but better that than to just stop playing due to his patellar tendons giving up, which seemed pretty likely back in 2009, year in which he had to drop Wimbledon for the first time and get a medical procedure due to the unbearable pain he had been experiencing in his legs for the last previous years.
MAMMA MIA BEST EASTER!!!!!!!!!!
Anisimova confirmed for the next GOAT
>>75254684
Vondrousova is the one that's becoming scary. Amazing streak she's having in HC and iHC.
11 more days
>>75257299
what r u gonna do when she face jelena?
>>75257299
based michael
>jack suck
>>75214752
Is this tennis porn?
>>75257500
im not sure, it'll be nice either outcome. i want masha to win though
>>75229194
Well done carlos
>>75238316
The GOAT
>>75258206
no
>>75243708
> autism
tennis
carina
Bellucci will need to enter godmode tomorrow to take the title because Johnson has been playing rock solid throughout this tournament.
>>75262832
good post
Friendly reminder kerber is polish
Nationality by mother is Jewish propaganda
>Nobody wearing zebra tops/dresses anymore
Dropping this sport lads. Good luck with it.
>>75244894
I'm mad because germany still wonders why zverev is the only top german atp player
>>75258242
Why does the right make me so hard? She's not even that pretty by conventional standards.
I'm not an expert but doesn't a german sounding last name somehow imply a german dick somewhere in the paternal blood line? I'm just curious.
>>75271154
was laberst du für ne scheiße?
>>75271185
Mmmmmmmmm
benis
>the canton of Darcis
save your energy for another R1 win against Nadal in Wimby man
>>75272929
Ching chong ling long
>>75272957
concha tu madre pedro
>>75271123
keys!
>>75273448
Shut up fag
>>75273685
>hates on based Madison
>worships a literal troll
what did he mean by this?
>>75214752
FROM WHERE COMES THIS WEBM?
>>75274413
Who dat? She looks fucking huuuge!
>>75274469
probably Wozniacki vs Cibulkova 2011 Bratislava
>>75273685
>Friendship ended with Dacia, now Mercedes is my best friend
>>75275179
pls hook me up with >>75274413
>>75274998
Dog damn. Thank you based Russia
>>75273685
Her hand is weird
Borna Coric just won a tournament.
>>75279579
Nice. I thought Kohlburner would win. Does this mean Coric is future Top 10?
>>75279684
if he's top 10 material, kyrgios is gonna style over everyone in 5 years.
>>75279579
challenger?
That kid with the flag in the background was autistic.
>>75279579
He really showed heart in the second set saving 5 fucking championship points and keeping himself put in the tiebreaker.
FEDEGOAT
>chokeschreiber
>>75242238
Every French tennismen.
Why is she not our girl?
>>75272795
>little benis
>>75283749
>>75272795
Pls no not again
Come on lellucci
>30°C in April
The fuck Houston?
scrub battle tomorrow
11:00 Basilashvili - Bautista-Agut (12)
11:00 Tomic - Schwartzman
11:00 Troicki - Cuevas (16)
12:30 Klizan - Almagro
12:30 Evans - Edmund
12:30 Zverev (14) - Seppi
13:00 Mannarino - Garcia-Lopez
14:00 Carreno-Busta (13) - Fognini
15:30 Berdych (9) - Kuznetsov
15:30 Olivo - Ramos-Vinolas (15)
Anyone has a link to the Bellucci match?
>>75285729
>14:00 Carreno-Busta (13) - Fognini
>11:00 Troicki - Cuevas
Couple of potentially good matches there.
>>75285852
http:// goatd.net/197688/watch-atp-houston-final
I'd get pissed at Johnson for all these fucking BH slices.
>>75285888
Thank you Henrique
>>75286012
That's how he nullified Verdasco's FH.
>>75286094
Bellucci isn't handling them too well either.
Seems like a meme shot to me tho, that better players can easily defuse.
>>75286138
Yeah, the way he makes them float with low clearance to the net and deep into the court make it really troublesome to handle.
>that better players can easily defuse.
That's for sure, Johnson is solid altogether, but besides his trusty serve nothing about him is that special.
>>75286240
He seems a bit like a hothead
>fucking up they volley in BP
>>75283650
i liked her before i knew alison williams was. but now that williams had her like 3 year long white girl peak and now looks like she's 35, cirstea again is the leader
>>75286240
he's literally the american marin cilic
>>75286812
johnson is a literal american create-a-player
6'1 regular tennis height. not slow, not fast, regular speed. good forehand that is directly equivalent to how how bad his backhand is. and a good serve. no personality in the game, not even sock's meme forehand rotation swing
>>75286368
Man, Johnson is so damn nervous. Barely any first serves in.
That game was embarrasing to watch.
Let's go Johnson!!!
>>75279751
no man, a legit atp 250 in Marrakesh
>>75283650
she's ugly and shit at tennis
>>75290825
So is sharapova but that doesn't stop some ppl
>>75291814
that is objectively wrong on both accounts, try again
Tennis: i like it
>>75295744
ok andy
>>75279747
In 5 years he'll be permanently banned from the tour.
>>75295744
>744
>44 minutes ago
good post
>>75295898
Bernard, what are you doing in Australia? Dont you have a match to tank in Montecarlo this monday?
>>75296683
Thanks m8, just keeping this dead general alive
>>75296923
>Bernard
don't insult me
king kyrgios here, fuck these meme tournaments I'm staying home and banging my gf
see you at wimby if I don't get drafted to the NBA in the meantime
>>75297196
>yfw Kyrgoat saves tennis and basketball simultaneously
>>75297196
>fuck these meme tournaments
>plays Estoril
Simon will beat Djokovic
Tomic out
>>75299769
he's mentally broken
probably needs to take a few months off and try and sort his shit out
>>75214752
I think Federer's short time between serves is really underrated
GOAT net exchange between Autismrev and Seppi
>>75196028
Istomin will destroy him in the 2nd round.It will be a 5 setter clash with an incredible long tie break. You should start placing bets.
>>75196028
jokes on you he's withdrawing from RG this year
>>75300211
Between the Zverev brothers, who is considered the cuck?
>>75300250
I think alexander is the cuck femboy. He just looks too feminine to be considered a hot fuck so I guess all girls try to fuck mischa by getting close to alexander and then fuck mischa right in front of him while he trains his serve.
>>75299972
He's always been mentally broken
>>75300080
>I do believe – one thing is that I would like that the players keep up the pace of playing in between points. It’s just because that’s when I catch myself watching a tennis match and if somebody takes too much time between points, and you hit a let serve and you take the same time again to hit that first serve, when it becomes every shot becomes that important you have to take so much time just to get ready, I lose a little bit of interest.
“I would like just that the players recognize they’re not only playing for themselves but for the fans, so it is nice to keep up the good tempo of the point. That’s my only concern.
>>75300243
He'll officially say whether he plays RG in 10th of May.
>>75300298
tomic has been pretty consistent over the last few years, he's completely fallen apart this season
>>75300320
Challenger tour awaits.
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/defiant-novak-djokovic-has-no-intention-reuniting-boris-becker-1617281
Is he finished?
>>75300344
>news outlet that forces you to disable your adblocker
not even once
Seppi should retire already
>>75300344
Becker is a cunt and while he was choko's trainer I couldn't see any improvement or change in his game. It was unnecessary to choose becker.
Is Klizan autistic?
>zverev turns 20 in 3 days
Why does he still look like he's 12?
>>75300243
He's just a nice guy, he feels so bad for cucking Rafa 3 times this year that he's just going to let him win RG by not even turning up
CJ the Busta is no match for the Fog
ugh
no Fogmemey match is complete without him getting broken while serving for the set
haha time for tennis again
>>75300696
iktf
Still get asked for my driver license at 29.
>>75300825
>29
imagine being that old
>>75300696
To match his emotional age
>>75300834
Where exactly are you planning to go?
>>75300851
wut
>unironically losing a TB 7-0
>>75300855
i mean when you grow older.
Hint: this is not a meme.
>>75300877
Im not going to Cuckmany thats for sure hans
I am unironically deleting porn videos from my computer
>>75300883
No one wants British tourists anyway.
>>75300889
Why save it in the first place when you can stream?
>>75300900
I watch only 1080p videos so saving is more time efficient
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>>75300920
>five posts early
Do you not understand how threads work
>>75300892
Shitskins only, right Achmed?
>>75300825
idktf I get asked if I'm a grad student
>>75300920
Early thread
Literally bannable offense
new when?
>>75300825
Proofs?
>>75300955
The white ones are actually more loud & annoying.
But Russian tourists have been topping everyone since a few years ago.