/heem/ Cynthia Cheesecake Calvillo Edition

Sergio Pettis next champ

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like who what what what where
nah what who who where
how did we get right there like nah nah nah
who and what and where who and what and where

What's a mob to a king?

https://www.ufc.tv/video/nick-honstein-vs-chad-george-ebi-11-combat-jiu-jitsu-finals

good fight, only 5 mins too

>>75156092
Is Poster Boy natty?

>>75156145
no way

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MONEY AND CHAMPIONSHIP BELTS

/DC/

>>75156177
baka fucking white people

>>75156177
I want a best friend

Do idiots actually think Teymur beat Lando

>>75156351
No Teymur beat the shit out of him

>>75156351
I think teymur destroyed lando nigga

>>75156351
No, idiots think Lando beat Teymur.

>>75156351
clever move when he conditioned him to block the body knees and then went to the head. both dudes did well tho

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12720265
http://www.strawpoll.me/12720265
http://www.strawpoll.me/12720265

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>>75156263

>>75156438
This image haunted me in my adolescence.

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>>75156231
>baka

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>>75156453
Ayyyy

>>75156351
Lando shot first

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>>75156497
>>75156453
>>75156438
Who is the most /x/ fighter?

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>>75156533

>liking DC is okay but liking Woodley means you're a cuck

Explain

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>>75156563
Nobody ever said that, faggot why make a strawman. If you got called a cuck you were probably being a cuck

>>75156533
Chas Skelly

>>75156551
right

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What are they looking at?

Can't reply to you all at once but strong 1st round for Lando
Strong second for Teymur

3rd was a draw

That plus all the advancing Lando did made him look badass

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>>75156533

>>75156656
Go kick rocks, dork

>>75156634
Trying to solve captcha

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>>75156664

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>>75156657
tasty

>>75156700
The SKEEUP one is the best

>>75156725

is that possible without performance enhancing drugs?

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Just booked my tickets for UFC Fight Night, Auckland.

Can't fucking wait lads.

>>75156915
*passionately kisses your lips*

I'm happy for you!

I'm a guy btw

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>>75156533

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>>75156533

>>75156949

Once it's just pure passion and not gay we are cool bro.

>>75157011

Me on the left

>>75157011
>that shit event
>still the best crowd

>>75157011
>>75157034

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46LIfxQdyik

Have you seen this?

>>75157087
no. are you allowed to watch it if you're not irish?

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anyone more justed than these two currently? atleast bigg pigg has a win

>>75157087
what language are they speaking

>>75157162
khabib
gastelum
those other usada'd dummies

>>75157087
This is a cool interview format. Seinfeld's show is great too.

Holy shit I can barely understand them.

>>75157162
that water probably tastes like failure and estrogen

>>75157133

You have my permission.

>>75157182

Shite talkin'.....Irish style boi

>>75157162

I thought big pigg was the most justed fighter on the roster, but with his Harvey dent face and back to back to back knockout losses, I think Weidman has surpassed him

>miss weight 3 times
>find out it's because you have a crushing addiction to marijuana
JUST

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>>75157292
>dude...he gets super baked and trains...what a savage, guys a monster

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>>75157309
>No joke. 100% BEAST

testing testing

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>>75157360
>Jamie pull up that video of that chimp ripping the guys dick off...no scroll down its the other one...yeah...
>what if like chimps just started running around ripping peoples dicks off and the only way to stop it was to suck a black guy off... wouldnt that be weird

>>75157261
Weidman hasn't looked different physically since USADA. His performances have been alright too, all very close fights up until the finish. He is also no longer fighting middle aged Brazlians.

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https://youtu.be/cd9ZR0ldJXU?t=1m30s

HEEM BTFO

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>>75157407

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>Coral Springs

>>75157503
i agree

this just showed up as recommended on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pZtZbQRylM

>over 2 hours

>>75157673
I get one of those shitty Youtube shows people shill here in my Google Now feed

YOU CAN POUND ME WITH YOUR BARE DICK JIMI

I WILL EAT THAT DICK JIMI

>>75156656
Lando gassed from all his meme kicks

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Could Schaub beat DC in a straight wrestling match like he could Cain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoNuef_DmTM

>>75157673
jim and anthony are TERRIBLE alone but 2 of the funniest people in the world together

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>>75156533

>>75157673
>Rose's wigger accent
it might be the worst thing in the world

Why does maddox maple remind me of elmer fudd?

>>75157862
damn did this happen over the weekend?

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Is this good refereeing?

Also should I cut this webm short or something

>>75157901
Milwaukee is an awful city filled with scum like that.

>>75157784
You are being given a rare chance to free yourself from the mist. Seize it.

>>75158065
Yamasaki-tier

>>75158065
holy shit wtf

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for me, its ngannou

>>75158065
Eventually someone will die in the cage after a fight and we won't see stoppages like this anymore.

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Why is my boy going at everybody? I don't understand. He shouldn't of called Liam a nobody.

>>75158186
That's a fake account u dumb dork
>Cody fan
>doesn't follow Cody on all social media
Lmao @ ur life

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>>75158186
literally WHO?

>>75158205
link to this?

>>75158204
It's real

>>75158230
No it isn't retard.
https://twitter.com/undefined/status/851550741080662017

which girl has best feet

>>75158252
Click the account, it was real. The comment has been deleted now though

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/10/15252124/anthony-johnsons-team-to-file-official-appeal-regarding-daniel-cormiers-ufc-210-weigh-in

#towelgate #lostbatallion #mistywoodpile

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>>75158252

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>>75158065

>call it early and late in the same fight

GOAT ref

>>75158220
>when you're shoulders are as wide as your hips
Is this the optimal manlet mode for combat? Penis mode?

>>75158290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsPq9mzFNGY

>>75158286
No it wasn't retard. It's a troll account spelled no_love with a capital i to look like an l.
Lmao @ ur life right now

>>75158295
>Hey son can you put some money on my books

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>>75158386
GADOOOSH!

>>75158386
Go click on it retard

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>>75158404

>>75158404
studboy is a fat bald piece of shit

Cody would beat Mcgregor

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>>75158422
hmm

>>75158406
>fall for b8
>post it to heem like it is real
>get called a retard
>pretend it was real
>still be retarded
It must be tough being so retarded. I'll stop picking on you for now.

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>>75158458
hmm hmm

>>75158465
>I'm 2 shook to go click on it

Thought so, kick rocks dweeb

>>75158427
Come on adan, we're all cheering you on tomorrow during the live podcast. Call in and ask how many of them banged paige and how many have banged cynthia.

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>>75158422

>>75158404
man team alpha male may be an overrated camp but they do have some genuine camaraderie, looks comfy as fuck

i wish i had friends

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>>75158642
>i wish i had friends
LOL. GADOOSHING AT YOUR LIFE

>>75158642
>i wish i had friends
Same

post your ufc walk out song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp00DMy3aVw

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>>75158642
>>75158692
We're all friends on /heem/, amigos

>>75158728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

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Have you thanked Jacare today/heem/?

TYBJ

>>75158728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJRjAHv69NI

>>75158761
Why is he ducking Moose?

>>75158761
he should move up and choke out DC

Weidcan should retire

>>75158761
thanks for nothing Jacaroid Poopza

>>75158761
>>75158803
I'd love to see a Jacare v DC fight

>>75158443
who is mcgregor?

>>75158761
I hope he has better luck when he signs with Bellator.

why couldn't gay ass DC retire instead of Rumble?

>>75158896
USADA got Rumble

>>75158896
>>75158845
fake
fight
fans

>>75158761
TY based brown jet li

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>>75158778
>>75158855
>>75158885
>weidpoo's poosada'd fanbois this triggered

>>75159034
what is wrong with his head, its all lumpy and shit

>I never lose, everyone is just against me

Which fighter am I?

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>>75159034
>that skull shape

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>>75158896
rumble is a pussy, good riddance.

>>75159052
>>75159079
>tfw to smart to roid
>tfw symmetrical non droopy face

>>75159034
>>75158885
Was trying to say they haven't done right by the guy. He should leave and get some recognition somewhere else because the UFC will let him rot forever.

>>75158915
I'm really wondering if everyone just shut their mouths and let him fight with a positive pre fight test.

>>75158778
He already subbed him casual goof

Reminder that jacaroids only win over a top 5 ranked opponent was 50 year old Vitor

>>75159249
Yeah I'm so casual I thought Gergard ko'd Jacare with an upkick, that never happened right?

>>75159096
Oh hey it's you, I've been looking for you all day..
>Jacare leaving the UFC
GET FUCKED

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>75159289
Mousasi ye?

>tfw Jacare gets heemd to lellator by Shittaker

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>>75159295
ya it happened when you were like 9 years old

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>rumble threw the fight
>muh 1.2 lbs
>muh jones

>>75158290
Good. Fuck that fatfuck.

>>75158404
Looks like a great group of friends having a fun time.

>>75158304
Actually, some random dudes on the internet ahve discovered that having a penis shaped torso generally means you have better striking power.

Compare this dude's torso shape, to someone like Phil Davis.

Anyone got a webm of Gonzaga HEEMing Cro Cop?
Should I make it or is Cop too based to capture heemed?

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>>75159373
Forgot my pic

>>75159382
crocop getting heemed was such a fluke that it can't even be recreated via webm

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>>75158290
>mfw
maybe train someone who isnt a complete pussy next time

i'm just gonna sit there and let you lift me up with a towel so i weigh 1.2 pounds less john?

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>>75159404
phil davis for comparison

>>75159404
THAT IS FUCKING RACIST! DELETE YOU FILENAME SIR

>>75158290
Hooft and Johnson were literally just quoted saying they didn't care, it didn't make a difference and they wanted the title fight.
Rumble's retired now, what do they really want from this

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>>75159052

>>75159456
they're acting irrationally butthurt, johnson wastes years of their life for nothing and they take it out on dc?

>>75159456
>what do they really want from this
Didnt you read the article? They want 20% of DC's purse.

>>75159475
>>75159456
t. r/mma losers

Just admit DC is a piece of shit cheating fatfuck

>>75159477
AJ does? Or his camp? Why bother when they've previously said they didn't care? Hell, Hooft just hours ago said he didn't care

>>75159493
I said nothing about DC

>>75159518
How old are you? I'm genuinely curious.

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>>75159493
>1.2 pounds makes a difference at 205
>hates dc
>likes woman beater niggout artist

>Stipe
>Chris
>D.C.
Who will be the next American hero to be exposed as a fraud?

>>75159542
>Stipe
>American

>>75159542
joe lauzon

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Name my band

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>>75159542
>lose to a calicuck, a commie, and a muzzie
pic related is where he belongs

>>75159525
24

>>75159567
O H

Should I get the bone-breaking leg-lengthening height-enhancement surgery?

I was absolutely CRUSHED a while back, when a female friend let me wear her thick heeled boots and she said my shoulders appeared broader/wider when I'm taller.

>>75159737
just wear thicker soled shoes lol

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>>75159463

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>>75158761
He's ducking the Bigg Rigg

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>>75159737
why are you wearing your mummys heels dockautist?

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>>75159772

>You will never see Rumble fight ever again
>You will never see Tyron Woodley move up to LHW and get BTFO by Rumble

>>75159737
you won;t get many inches.

just get bigger

>>75159583
Conor relaxed, smiling, OHHHH

>>75159583
The Famous Burgers

>>75159952
>fighting at your walking weight

Do people actually do this?

>>75159952
rent fucking free

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>>75159518
I think he was afraid to jeopardize his title shot and now he's mad. Understandable desu

>>75159408
Safe senpai

Do you have any people that chase pussy at your gyms?

This manlet in my gym helps and rolls with people who are new, but the thing is he only goes out of his way to help girls.

>>75160032
Frankie

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>the ufc is having an event 10 minutes from my house this summer

I'm fucking hype

>>75160222
I'm usually the designated manlet at my gym. We are obligated to flow roll with the girls.

>>75160268
Even ones that are taller than you?

>>75160280
Yea because I'm usually the closest in weight to them and the least intimidating physically. Keeps them coming back to the gym.

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>>75159737
Just hang yourself crossdressing AIDSfag.

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>>75160293
Plus it isn't weird because they would never fuck you so guard isn't missionary.

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>>75160322

>>75160322
>implying most of them are attractive
I just remembered rolling with this fat chick. Her body felt like a 90's water bed and she smelled like the melted cheese you put on broccoli.

>>75160348
Height?

Yeah, a lot of women practicing MMA are uggos or butterfaces. The pretty girls usually suck

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so did rumble throw the fight?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12721797
http://www.strawpoll.me/12721797

>>75160365
I'm cody garbrandt mode. 5'7

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>>75156533

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>>75160386
Schaub bless

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> Whittaker and now Dan Kelly in MW rankings

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>>75160517
Dan Kelly earned his spot
>mfw he beats Derek Brunson

>>75160544
Does Dadbod Kelly have the lowest hanging nipples in the ufc?

>>75160593
zingano, dont ask how I know ;)

>>75160593
Corey "Nips 24/7" Anderson

>>75160517
>weidman #4
shouldn't be ranked

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>>75160615
Imagine peeking over the fence and watching Dominick Cruz putting on a "masterclass" on Cat Zingano in his pool.

>>75160685
>Iook over
>cruz counting down
>jumps in the pool and starts swimming laps
>he starts doing footwork and shadow boxing in the water
>returns to laps
>zingano still standing there speechless
>haha I won cat! beat ya!

>>75160227
noob saibot vs noob saibot

AJ to LA rams is basically confirmed

>>75160864
Fake news

>>75160227
TBA is the most underrated fighter on the UFC roster, but TBD is seriously dangerous

>>75160864
honestly what is he going to do? acting? real estate ?

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>henderson btfo
>kennedy btfo
>cowboy btfo
>chris btfo
>holly btfo
>wondercuck btfo

will take webm requests from stuff on Fight Pass
Looking to get some fresh nice heems, lot of the stuff is already done tho'

>>75160903
Webm the Jones/Gus fight. Especially the elbows Jon kept feeding him all night.

>>75160896
he's going to sell scentsy to all his friends on facebook

>>75160910
Gib timestamps
Not sure I have time to properly look through fights atm sorry

>>75160885
TBA has sick jitz

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>>75160854

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>>75160662
Eh, maybe ranked right below Silva so he can rematch and Silva can regain his legacy and go out stronk.
Weidman just CTE's himself out of Earth soon.

>>75160972
>so he can rematch and Silva
Lol why would you fight someone you beat twice already when you're trying to become champ again?

>>75160903
woodley thompson 2 round 4 2:50-2:30 kek

Hey Adan, are you still there?

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>>75160854
Wew.
The creators names, Boon and Tobias backwards btw.

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>>75160983
>>75161002
You the guy who asked for this last time? I did it but don't think you saw it

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>>75160983
ROUND 3 REEEEEE

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>>75160903
Gus vs. Jimi
I watched a highlight of Jimi today he is breddy beast at can killing. Had a hard time with Rumble and Guss though. Would like to watch a low light reel of him getting BTFO with his nigger British ass.

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>>75161016
amazing, thanks.

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>>75160982
Because his career is over, he needs one more good payday and Silva needs to avenge his worst loss?
Honestly what's next for Weidman?
He isn't going to eat any of the guys above him knees. Only below... which should he go fight? Wheres the money? Wheres the story for the new cuck owners?

>>75161021
I like Manuwa but I don't see how they could hype a fight with him and Cormier, definitely the worst possible matchup for him at LHW

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>>75161016
>>75161017
Oh and if you're not happy with that quality I can do better since Fight Pass actually has the fight uploaded now
Some other anon was right, it takes them a bit of time before they upload individual fights to FP, you can watch the event though.

>>75161021
Was in the archives senpai

>>75161045
>his career is over
Not according to him. I think a move to LHW would do wonders for him, but he wants to stay at MW and he's not planning on retiring.

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>>75161047
Nah not fat blanketman. He needs to fight other brawlers. I just wanna se how le lost to Gus and Rumble because I bet it was a doozy.

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>>75161060
that anon was me. no, the quality is good enough. thanks again

>>75160903
Takanori Gomi's KO of Hayato Sakurai

Thanks

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>>75160854

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>>75161066
>>his career is over
>Not according to him.
He doesn't book the fights. Honestly look at that pic I posted, the list is right there. What is a better rebound match? Why not grab some $ to pay for somebody to take care of him when he cant wipe his ass at 45 from the brain damage?

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>>75161060
Thanks!
I miss the fighters wearing their own colors. Sure the tons of dumb fuck sponsors shouldn't be there but at least let em design their own Reebok shorts for top 10 fighters.

>>75161096
I don't disagree that he should try and take some time off, but he said in the press conference he feels he can still win the MW belt back, and for the most part I kinda believe he can. He's not a guy who fights for money, and I don't think a 3rd fight with Anderson Silva does anything for him or even Anderson. I don't wanna see that again.

>>75160903
in the last PPV, Moussai was about to get up and sweep Weidman could i get both scrambles?

>>75161095
Is there a heavyweight who could heem Goro?

>>75161082

Was this pic taken before or after 205? Cause his eye looks a little retarded and I'm wondering if its always been like that but I never noticed

>>75161157
Gabi Garcia or the homeless African Nigayahoo.

>>75161123

He has an ok chin still, and he still has the skills hes always had, but since USADA his gas tank can't last past 2 rounds. That's an issue for 3 round fights, let alone 5 rounders

>>75161158
no comment

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>>75161086
This good or you want it cut shorter? Can do whatever

>>75161086
Didn't it take them like a year to introduce something different to Black/White and White/Black? Lel

>>75161138
I can't get the latest PPV because the fights don't get uploaded straight away. There is someone here who does have 210 I think, he might be able to do it for you, soz

>>75161212
Perfect, thanks man

So Henri Hooft confirmed Rumbles next job has to do with football.

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>>75161123
He is kind of like Ronda, he won so much that it broke him to lose. Now the pressure is 10 times worse.
Rematch and lose to Moose? /career
Fight Gastelum or Whittaker? Ok good bet, I don't know if those are good or bad match ups.
Fight Silva? Payday and give the legend a chance to avenge a bad loss and a freak injury.
He doesn't want Rockhold or Romero again.

Maybe Souza is perfect matchup?

>>75161331
>Maybe Souza is perfect matchup?
Lol no that's why he was ducking him in 2013

Joe Rogan + Joey are live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv1ZNOTmPhw&feature=youtu.be

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>>75161212

>>75161368
Whatever helps you sleep at night

>>75161281
>ditching your fighter in the cage when you knew it was his last fight
>trying to leech off dc
fuck him

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goodnight Coral Springs, may you dream of munching Swabs wiener just like every other night

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>>75161481
Ouch. Soccer kicks are rough.

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>>75161582

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>>75160903
>>75161481
>>75161520

>>75161615
So are stomps

>>75161615
What was he even thinking

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>>75161582
Goodnight casual!

>>75161645
he thought he was jon jones

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>>75161637
Look ma I did it again!

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>>75161655
The Schaub poster would really appreciate it if you stopped with all the repetitive posting.

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>>75161661

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>>75161666

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>>75161665
I am Coral Springs.

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>>75161671
You're both Schaub posters.

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>>75161669
He picked Cowboy because they are close buds. Get some friends hater. I'd love to help you help yourself. Just let me.

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>>75161683

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>>75161682
Nah, I'm me.

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>>75161620
this will come in handy for sure

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>>75161706
Still pushing this meme? Don't think anyone found it very funny but you.

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>>75161669
>n-nothing b-but l-love
cuck

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>>75161669

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Am I the only one that thinks Gary Goodridge kinda looks like Robbie Lawler?

>>75161757

Fun fact: between his MMA and kickboxing career, Gary has been knocked out more than 20 times

>>75161710
I'm sorry you don't like it when people push unpopular memes.

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>>75161710
I do!

>>75161769
Amazing that he's not in worse shape than he is. Guy really wasn't a bad fighter but his decent wins are lost in a sea of brutal losses to top level guys.

>>75158669
Fucking kek TJ bottom middle

>>75158065
>if he dies, he dies

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>>75161854
That's this one senpai

>>75160032

all the time, they just cut for the weigh in

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>>75161741
It's crazy how Masvidal pretty much skyrocketed towards title contention largely off this win.
Sending out a dazed fighter isn't a good idea though

>>75161975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaK-rBBMd6Q

>>75161810
GADOOSH

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>>75161655

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>>75161975
Herb Dean stopped the fight in round 1 and didn't stick to his guns. It's always on the ref to make the call because the fighters and corners are constantly trying too push the envelope.

Not sure why but you never see the towel get thrown in or fights stopped between rounds. Like ever. I feel like the UFC must discourage it behind the scenes but who knows.

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>>75162010

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>>75162036
Love you bro. Hope you get help soon.

>>75162037
Help for what dummy?

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>>75162053
Being a bully stems from somewhere. Just know I'll be your friend if you let me.

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>>75162037
You sure those are hearts?

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>>75162061
How am I being a bully?

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>>75162068
The fact you don't even realize how you're making me upset is quite troubling.
>>75162063
Our police department would've responded to noise complaints in less than 5 minutes. That is not Coral Springs. Those runts would know better.

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>>75162076
Don't know what ya talking about pal.

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>its a shawb posting takes over the thread episode
no thanks guys. good night

>>75162093
thank this guy right here for starting it all>>75161582