>>75147874
UFC Fight Night: Johnson vs Reis
Sat. Apr. 15, 2017
4PM EST Early Prelims
Sergio Pettis next champ
like who what what what where
nah what who who where
how did we get right there like nah nah nah
who and what and where who and what and where
What's a mob to a king?
https://www.ufc.tv/video/nick-honstein-vs-chad-george-ebi-11-combat-jiu-jitsu-finals
good fight, only 5 mins too
>>75156092
Is Poster Boy natty?
>>75156145
no way
MONEY AND CHAMPIONSHIP BELTS
/DC/
>>75156177
baka fucking white people
>>75156177
I want a best friend
Do idiots actually think Teymur beat Lando
>>75156351
No Teymur beat the shit out of him
>>75156351
I think teymur destroyed lando nigga
>>75156351
No, idiots think Lando beat Teymur.
>>75156351
clever move when he conditioned him to block the body knees and then went to the head. both dudes did well tho
http://www.strawpoll.me/12720265
http://www.strawpoll.me/12720265
http://www.strawpoll.me/12720265
>>75156263
>>75156438
This image haunted me in my adolescence.
>>75156231
>baka
>>75156453
Ayyyy
>>75156351
Lando shot first
>>75156497
>>75156453
>>75156438
Who is the most /x/ fighter?
>>75156533
>liking DC is okay but liking Woodley means you're a cuck
Explain
>>75156563
Nobody ever said that, faggot why make a strawman. If you got called a cuck you were probably being a cuck
>>75156533
Chas Skelly
>>75156551
right
What are they looking at?
Can't reply to you all at once but strong 1st round for Lando
Strong second for Teymur
3rd was a draw
That plus all the advancing Lando did made him look badass
>>75156533
>>75156656
Go kick rocks, dork
>>75156634
Trying to solve captcha
>>75156700
The SKEEUP one is the best
>>75156725
is that possible without performance enhancing drugs?
Just booked my tickets for UFC Fight Night, Auckland.
Can't fucking wait lads.
>>75156915
*passionately kisses your lips*
I'm happy for you!
I'm a guy btw
>>75156533
>>75156533
>>75156949
Once it's just pure passion and not gay we are cool bro.
>>75157011
Me on the left
>>75157011
>that shit event
>still the best crowd
>>75157011
>>75157034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46LIfxQdyik
Have you seen this?
>>75157087
no. are you allowed to watch it if you're not irish?
anyone more justed than these two currently? atleast bigg pigg has a win
>>75157087
what language are they speaking
>>75157162
khabib
gastelum
those other usada'd dummies
>>75157087
This is a cool interview format. Seinfeld's show is great too.
Holy shit I can barely understand them.
>>75157162
that water probably tastes like failure and estrogen
>>75157133
You have my permission.
>>75157182
Shite talkin'.....Irish style boi
>>75157162
I thought big pigg was the most justed fighter on the roster, but with his Harvey dent face and back to back to back knockout losses, I think Weidman has surpassed him
>miss weight 3 times
>find out it's because you have a crushing addiction to marijuana
JUST
>>75157292
>dude...he gets super baked and trains...what a savage, guys a monster
>>75157309
>No joke. 100% BEAST
testing testing
>>75157360
>Jamie pull up that video of that chimp ripping the guys dick off...no scroll down its the other one...yeah...
>what if like chimps just started running around ripping peoples dicks off and the only way to stop it was to suck a black guy off... wouldnt that be weird
>>75157261
Weidman hasn't looked different physically since USADA. His performances have been alright too, all very close fights up until the finish. He is also no longer fighting middle aged Brazlians.
https://youtu.be/cd9ZR0ldJXU?t=1m30s
HEEM BTFO
>Coral Springs
>>75157503
i agree
this just showed up as recommended on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pZtZbQRylM
>over 2 hours
>>75157673
I get one of those shitty Youtube shows people shill here in my Google Now feed
YOU CAN POUND ME WITH YOUR BARE DICK JIMI
I WILL EAT THAT DICK JIMI
>>75156656
Lando gassed from all his meme kicks
Could Schaub beat DC in a straight wrestling match like he could Cain?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoNuef_DmTM
>>75157673
jim and anthony are TERRIBLE alone but 2 of the funniest people in the world together
>>75156533
>>75157673
>Rose's wigger accent
it might be the worst thing in the world
Why does maddox maple remind me of elmer fudd?
>>75157862
damn did this happen over the weekend?
Is this good refereeing?
Also should I cut this webm short or something
>>75157901
Milwaukee is an awful city filled with scum like that.
>>75157784
You are being given a rare chance to free yourself from the mist. Seize it.
>>75158065
Yamasaki-tier
>>75158065
holy shit wtf
for me, its ngannou
>>75158065
Eventually someone will die in the cage after a fight and we won't see stoppages like this anymore.
Why is my boy going at everybody? I don't understand. He shouldn't of called Liam a nobody.
>>75158186
That's a fake account u dumb dork
>Cody fan
>doesn't follow Cody on all social media
Lmao @ ur life
>>75158186
literally WHO?
>>75158205
link to this?
>>75158204
It's real
>>75158230
No it isn't retard.
https://twitter.com/undefined/status/851550741080662017
which girl has best feet
>>75158252
Click the account, it was real. The comment has been deleted now though
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/10/15252124/anthony-johnsons-team-to-file-official-appeal-regarding-daniel-cormiers-ufc-210-weigh-in
#towelgate #lostbatallion #mistywoodpile
>>75158065
>call it early and late in the same fight
GOAT ref
>>75158220
>when you're shoulders are as wide as your hips
Is this the optimal manlet mode for combat? Penis mode?
>>75158290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsPq9mzFNGY
>>75158286
No it wasn't retard. It's a troll account spelled no_love with a capital i to look like an l.
Lmao @ ur life right now
>>75158295
>Hey son can you put some money on my books
>>75158386
GADOOOSH!
>>75158386
Go click on it retard
>>75158404
>>75158404
studboy is a fat bald piece of shit
Cody would beat Mcgregor
>>75158422
hmm
>>75158406
>fall for b8
>post it to heem like it is real
>get called a retard
>pretend it was real
>still be retarded
It must be tough being so retarded. I'll stop picking on you for now.
>>75158458
hmm hmm
>>75158465
>I'm 2 shook to go click on it
Thought so, kick rocks dweeb
>>75158427
Come on adan, we're all cheering you on tomorrow during the live podcast. Call in and ask how many of them banged paige and how many have banged cynthia.
>>75158422
>>75158404
man team alpha male may be an overrated camp but they do have some genuine camaraderie, looks comfy as fuck
i wish i had friends
>>75158642
>i wish i had friends
LOL. GADOOSHING AT YOUR LIFE
>>75158642
>i wish i had friends
Same
post your ufc walk out song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp00DMy3aVw
>>75158642
>>75158692
We're all friends on /heem/, amigos
>>75158728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE
Have you thanked Jacare today/heem/?
TYBJ
>>75158728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJRjAHv69NI
>>75158761
Why is he ducking Moose?
>>75158761
he should move up and choke out DC
Weidcan should retire
>>75158761
thanks for nothing Jacaroid Poopza
>>75158761
>>75158803
I'd love to see a Jacare v DC fight
>>75158443
who is mcgregor?
>>75158761
I hope he has better luck when he signs with Bellator.
why couldn't gay ass DC retire instead of Rumble?
>>75158896
USADA got Rumble
>>75158896
>>75158845
fake
fight
fans
>>75158761
TY based brown jet li
>>75158778
>>75158855
>>75158885
>weidpoo's poosada'd fanbois this triggered
>>75159034
what is wrong with his head, its all lumpy and shit
>I never lose, everyone is just against me
Which fighter am I?
>>75159034
>that skull shape
>>75158896
rumble is a pussy, good riddance.
>>75159052
>>75159079
>tfw to smart to roid
>tfw symmetrical non droopy face
>>75159034
>>75158885
Was trying to say they haven't done right by the guy. He should leave and get some recognition somewhere else because the UFC will let him rot forever.
>>75158915
I'm really wondering if everyone just shut their mouths and let him fight with a positive pre fight test.
>>75158778
He already subbed him casual goof
Reminder that jacaroids only win over a top 5 ranked opponent was 50 year old Vitor
>>75159249
Yeah I'm so casual I thought Gergard ko'd Jacare with an upkick, that never happened right?
>>75159096
Oh hey it's you, I've been looking for you all day..
>Jacare leaving the UFC
GET FUCKED
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>75159289
Mousasi ye?
>tfw Jacare gets heemd to lellator by Shittaker
>>75159295
ya it happened when you were like 9 years old
>rumble threw the fight
>muh 1.2 lbs
>muh jones
>>75158290
Good. Fuck that fatfuck.
>>75158404
Looks like a great group of friends having a fun time.
>>75158304
Actually, some random dudes on the internet ahve discovered that having a penis shaped torso generally means you have better striking power.
Compare this dude's torso shape, to someone like Phil Davis.
Anyone got a webm of Gonzaga HEEMing Cro Cop?
Should I make it or is Cop too based to capture heemed?
>>75159373
Forgot my pic
>>75159382
crocop getting heemed was such a fluke that it can't even be recreated via webm
>>75158290
>mfw
maybe train someone who isnt a complete pussy next time
i'm just gonna sit there and let you lift me up with a towel so i weigh 1.2 pounds less john?
>>75159404
phil davis for comparison
>>75159404
THAT IS FUCKING RACIST! DELETE YOU FILENAME SIR
>>75158290
Hooft and Johnson were literally just quoted saying they didn't care, it didn't make a difference and they wanted the title fight.
Rumble's retired now, what do they really want from this
>>75159052
>>75159456
they're acting irrationally butthurt, johnson wastes years of their life for nothing and they take it out on dc?
>>75159456
>what do they really want from this
Didnt you read the article? They want 20% of DC's purse.
>>75159475
>>75159456
t. r/mma losers
Just admit DC is a piece of shit cheating fatfuck
>>75159477
AJ does? Or his camp? Why bother when they've previously said they didn't care? Hell, Hooft just hours ago said he didn't care
>>75159493
I said nothing about DC
>>75159518
How old are you? I'm genuinely curious.
>>75159493
>1.2 pounds makes a difference at 205
>hates dc
>likes woman beater niggout artist
>Stipe
>Chris
>D.C.
Who will be the next American hero to be exposed as a fraud?
>>75159542
>Stipe
>American
>>75159542
joe lauzon
Name my band
>>75159542
>lose to a calicuck, a commie, and a muzzie
pic related is where he belongs
>>75159567
O H
Should I get the bone-breaking leg-lengthening height-enhancement surgery?
I was absolutely CRUSHED a while back, when a female friend let me wear her thick heeled boots and she said my shoulders appeared broader/wider when I'm taller.
>>75159737
just wear thicker soled shoes lol
>>75159463
>>75158761
He's ducking the Bigg Rigg
>>75159737
why are you wearing your mummys heels dockautist?
>You will never see Rumble fight ever again
>You will never see Tyron Woodley move up to LHW and get BTFO by Rumble
>>75159737
you won;t get many inches.
just get bigger
>>75159583
Conor relaxed, smiling, OHHHH
>>75159583
The Famous Burgers
>>75159952
>fighting at your walking weight
Do people actually do this?
>>75159952
rent fucking free
>>75159518
I think he was afraid to jeopardize his title shot and now he's mad. Understandable desu
>>75159408
Safe senpai
Do you have any people that chase pussy at your gyms?
This manlet in my gym helps and rolls with people who are new, but the thing is he only goes out of his way to help girls.
>>75160032
Frankie
>the ufc is having an event 10 minutes from my house this summer
I'm fucking hype
>>75160222
I'm usually the designated manlet at my gym. We are obligated to flow roll with the girls.
>>75160268
Even ones that are taller than you?
>>75160280
Yea because I'm usually the closest in weight to them and the least intimidating physically. Keeps them coming back to the gym.
>>75159737
Just hang yourself crossdressing AIDSfag.
>>75160293
Plus it isn't weird because they would never fuck you so guard isn't missionary.
>>75160322
>>75160322
>implying most of them are attractive
I just remembered rolling with this fat chick. Her body felt like a 90's water bed and she smelled like the melted cheese you put on broccoli.
>>75160348
Height?
Yeah, a lot of women practicing MMA are uggos or butterfaces. The pretty girls usually suck
so did rumble throw the fight?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12721797
http://www.strawpoll.me/12721797
>>75160365
I'm cody garbrandt mode. 5'7
>>75156533
>>75160386
Schaub bless
> Whittaker and now Dan Kelly in MW rankings
>>75160517
Dan Kelly earned his spot
>mfw he beats Derek Brunson
>>75160544
Does Dadbod Kelly have the lowest hanging nipples in the ufc?
>>75160593
zingano, dont ask how I know ;)
>>75160593
Corey "Nips 24/7" Anderson
>>75160517
>weidman #4
shouldn't be ranked
>>75160615
Imagine peeking over the fence and watching Dominick Cruz putting on a "masterclass" on Cat Zingano in his pool.
>>75160685
>Iook over
>cruz counting down
>jumps in the pool and starts swimming laps
>he starts doing footwork and shadow boxing in the water
>returns to laps
>zingano still standing there speechless
>haha I won cat! beat ya!
>>75160227
noob saibot vs noob saibot
AJ to LA rams is basically confirmed
>>75160864
Fake news
>>75160227
TBA is the most underrated fighter on the UFC roster, but TBD is seriously dangerous
>>75160864
honestly what is he going to do? acting? real estate ?
>henderson btfo
>kennedy btfo
>cowboy btfo
>chris btfo
>holly btfo
>wondercuck btfo
will take webm requests from stuff on Fight Pass
Looking to get some fresh nice heems, lot of the stuff is already done tho'
>>75160903
Webm the Jones/Gus fight. Especially the elbows Jon kept feeding him all night.
>>75160896
he's going to sell scentsy to all his friends on facebook
>>75160910
Gib timestamps
Not sure I have time to properly look through fights atm sorry
>>75160885
TBA has sick jitz
>>75160854
>>75160662
Eh, maybe ranked right below Silva so he can rematch and Silva can regain his legacy and go out stronk.
Weidman just CTE's himself out of Earth soon.
>>75160972
>so he can rematch and Silva
Lol why would you fight someone you beat twice already when you're trying to become champ again?
>>75160903
woodley thompson 2 round 4 2:50-2:30 kek
Hey Adan, are you still there?
>>75160854
Wew.
The creators names, Boon and Tobias backwards btw.
>>75160983
>>75161002
You the guy who asked for this last time? I did it but don't think you saw it
>>75160983
ROUND 3 REEEEEE
>>75160903
Gus vs. Jimi
I watched a highlight of Jimi today he is breddy beast at can killing. Had a hard time with Rumble and Guss though. Would like to watch a low light reel of him getting BTFO with his nigger British ass.
>>75161016
amazing, thanks.
>>75160982
Because his career is over, he needs one more good payday and Silva needs to avenge his worst loss?
Honestly what's next for Weidman?
He isn't going to eat any of the guys above him knees. Only below... which should he go fight? Wheres the money? Wheres the story for the new cuck owners?
>>75161021
I like Manuwa but I don't see how they could hype a fight with him and Cormier, definitely the worst possible matchup for him at LHW
>>75161016
>>75161017
Oh and if you're not happy with that quality I can do better since Fight Pass actually has the fight uploaded now
Some other anon was right, it takes them a bit of time before they upload individual fights to FP, you can watch the event though.
>>75161021
Was in the archives senpai
>>75161045
>his career is over
Not according to him. I think a move to LHW would do wonders for him, but he wants to stay at MW and he's not planning on retiring.
>>75161047
Nah not fat blanketman. He needs to fight other brawlers. I just wanna se how le lost to Gus and Rumble because I bet it was a doozy.
>>75161060
that anon was me. no, the quality is good enough. thanks again
>>75160903
Takanori Gomi's KO of Hayato Sakurai
Thanks
>>75160854
>>75161066
>>his career is over
>Not according to him.
He doesn't book the fights. Honestly look at that pic I posted, the list is right there. What is a better rebound match? Why not grab some $ to pay for somebody to take care of him when he cant wipe his ass at 45 from the brain damage?
>>75161060
Thanks!
I miss the fighters wearing their own colors. Sure the tons of dumb fuck sponsors shouldn't be there but at least let em design their own Reebok shorts for top 10 fighters.
>>75161096
I don't disagree that he should try and take some time off, but he said in the press conference he feels he can still win the MW belt back, and for the most part I kinda believe he can. He's not a guy who fights for money, and I don't think a 3rd fight with Anderson Silva does anything for him or even Anderson. I don't wanna see that again.
>>75160903
in the last PPV, Moussai was about to get up and sweep Weidman could i get both scrambles?
>>75161095
Is there a heavyweight who could heem Goro?
>>75161082
Was this pic taken before or after 205? Cause his eye looks a little retarded and I'm wondering if its always been like that but I never noticed
>>75161157
Gabi Garcia or the homeless African Nigayahoo.
>>75161123
He has an ok chin still, and he still has the skills hes always had, but since USADA his gas tank can't last past 2 rounds. That's an issue for 3 round fights, let alone 5 rounders
>>75161158
no comment
>>75161086
This good or you want it cut shorter? Can do whatever
>>75161086
Didn't it take them like a year to introduce something different to Black/White and White/Black? Lel
>>75161138
I can't get the latest PPV because the fights don't get uploaded straight away. There is someone here who does have 210 I think, he might be able to do it for you, soz
>>75161212
Perfect, thanks man
So Henri Hooft confirmed Rumbles next job has to do with football.
>>75161123
He is kind of like Ronda, he won so much that it broke him to lose. Now the pressure is 10 times worse.
Rematch and lose to Moose? /career
Fight Gastelum or Whittaker? Ok good bet, I don't know if those are good or bad match ups.
Fight Silva? Payday and give the legend a chance to avenge a bad loss and a freak injury.
He doesn't want Rockhold or Romero again.
Maybe Souza is perfect matchup?
>>75161331
>Maybe Souza is perfect matchup?
Lol no that's why he was ducking him in 2013
Joe Rogan + Joey are live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv1ZNOTmPhw&feature=youtu.be
>>75161212
>>75161368
Whatever helps you sleep at night
>>75161281
>ditching your fighter in the cage when you knew it was his last fight
>trying to leech off dc
fuck him
goodnight Coral Springs, may you dream of munching Swabs wiener just like every other night
>>75161481
Ouch. Soccer kicks are rough.
>>75160903
>>75161481
>>75161520
>>75161615
So are stomps
>>75161615
What was he even thinking
>>75161582
Goodnight casual!
>>75161645
he thought he was jon jones
>>75161637
Look ma I did it again!
>>75161655
The Schaub poster would really appreciate it if you stopped with all the repetitive posting.
>>75161661
>>75161666
>>75161665
I am Coral Springs.
>>75161671
You're both Schaub posters.
>>75161669
He picked Cowboy because they are close buds. Get some friends hater. I'd love to help you help yourself. Just let me.
>>75161683
>>75161682
Nah, I'm me.
>>75161620
this will come in handy for sure
>>75161706
Still pushing this meme? Don't think anyone found it very funny but you.
>>75161669
>n-nothing b-but l-love
cuck
>>75161669
Am I the only one that thinks Gary Goodridge kinda looks like Robbie Lawler?
>>75161757
Fun fact: between his MMA and kickboxing career, Gary has been knocked out more than 20 times
>>75161710
I'm sorry you don't like it when people push unpopular memes.
>>75161710
I do!
>>75161769
Amazing that he's not in worse shape than he is. Guy really wasn't a bad fighter but his decent wins are lost in a sea of brutal losses to top level guys.
>>75158669
Fucking kek TJ bottom middle
>>75158065
>if he dies, he dies
>>75161854
That's this one senpai
>>75160032
all the time, they just cut for the weigh in
>>75161741
It's crazy how Masvidal pretty much skyrocketed towards title contention largely off this win.
Sending out a dazed fighter isn't a good idea though
>>75161975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaK-rBBMd6Q
>>75161810
GADOOSH
>>75161655
>>75162007
>>75161975
Herb Dean stopped the fight in round 1 and didn't stick to his guns. It's always on the ref to make the call because the fighters and corners are constantly trying too push the envelope.
Not sure why but you never see the towel get thrown in or fights stopped between rounds. Like ever. I feel like the UFC must discourage it behind the scenes but who knows.
>>75162010
>>75162036
Love you bro. Hope you get help soon.
>>75162037
Help for what dummy?
>>75162053
Being a bully stems from somewhere. Just know I'll be your friend if you let me.
>>75162037
You sure those are hearts?
>>75162061
How am I being a bully?
>>75162068
The fact you don't even realize how you're making me upset is quite troubling.
>>75162063
Our police department would've responded to noise complaints in less than 5 minutes. That is not Coral Springs. Those runts would know better.
>>75162076
Don't know what ya talking about pal.
>its a shawb posting takes over the thread episode
no thanks guys. good night
>>75162093
thank this guy right here for starting it all>>75161582
>>75162028
>UFC must discourage
I never got that feeling, surely we'd have heard about that by now from disgruntled ex fighters?
We don't see it often, in the past year you could probably count the number of fights stopped between rounds on one hand.
Don't know why we don't ever see the towel though, maybe coaches just have too much faith in their fighter and desperately want the W
is bongo schleb a good fighter?
>>75162010
>>75162103
Yes, Brendan Schaub was a very talented fighter.
>>75162111
I see he was talented elsewhere
>>75161772
underrated
>>75162100
Maybe I'm wrong but I don't know what else it could be. Off the top of my head I can't think of single example of the towel coming in outside the early tournament days, and I've never seen a corner tell the ref to pull the plug between rounds.
I will say, however, that it does make it very difficult to take a dive. A lot of suspicious fights have ended with the towel coming in.
lads ive been trying to pass a yuge schaub but none of it is coming out
is there anything i could use to breakdown this big brown?
>>75162162
>>75162169
Find a large gentleman and ask him to slam you against the concrete, it'll loosen right up.
This is my yard now
I had a dream I tapped out Dillion Danis with a heel hook in a submission match.
What did my conscious mean by this?
>>75162251
your mom must be a fan
Why does Schaub always say "for sure 100% you know he's my favourite fighter, right? I love, love, LOVE this guy" and then proceed to trash them?
post a cuter fighter
protip: you cant xd
>>75162352
Because he loves sucking BIG fat dangling dirty donkey dick!
>>75162352
>wow bro i said i was a fan didnt i, no hate
I just found a japanese blog on Mas Oyama and Japanese kickboxing,are there any nipanons here that can help to translate?
Charles Bennett is showing his dick off on Snapchat wtf
Would you accept a 100k/year salary if it meant you had to be 5ft 4" and 144lbs for the rest of your life?
210 was shaping up to be a great card. So unfortunate
>>75156533
carla esparza.jpg
>>75157862
what the fuck is that
>>75157011
>>75162554
>fat belly
>top tier athletic performance
yep
>>75158186
Liam Harrison did a seminar at my gym a couple of months ago. He is entirely for real and his leg kicks are out of this world.
he was too good for this earth
Is there any fighter who's around 5'7 and 224 lbs? Asking for a friend H-Haha
>>75158422
I bet she's absolutely fucking unbearable to be in a relationship with. Why would anyone even do that
>>75162573
just cut mr reach
>>75162524
>>75159526
why is she so qt
>>75162573
Yep
>>75162588
He struggled against lanky fighters like Overeem iirc, he should have been a wrestler and not a striker
>>75162593
He had some wrestling skills, damn near killed Sakuraba holding him down and kneeing him. Even as a pure wrestler his height would still be a problem I think.
>>75162619
I actually dont understand how a lower center of gravity advantage works,can any manlet wrestler explain to a dumb anon like me?
The best part of waking up...
>4:45 AM
Do any fighters get up this early?
Looks like I have an excuse to post this
>>75162632
doubt it, maybe when they have a fight. Sleep is an important part of the recovery process.
>>75162181
BASED DC WORKING THE OBESE SMARKS
>>75162639
I don't think so, Jon Jones goes for days at a time without sleeping.
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
>>75162644
DC DC DC
Fucking hell lads I'm bursting for a big brown breakdown
Feel like I'm about to burst with schaubs. Gonna head to the schaub disposal unit and let rip. Hopefully it'll be a good full sized schaub and not a little Tiger Pax.
how are folgers and maxwell house still in business, they're liquid shit.
>>75162645
dude MDMA lmao
>>75162632
Mike Tyson used to
>without an alarm clock
then go do his road work
>>75162654
This is the worst meme, along with "is brokleb skloob a good fighter?"
It's worse than gooby posting desu
>>75162717
is he though?
>>75162717
The worst meme is actual Schaub. Maybe someday it will all go away
Now that le dust has settled, how do you rate his career out of 10?
>>75162724
My face looks like that right now kek, had my wisdom teeth pulled out again.
>>75162741
>wisdom teeth pulled out again
>>75162736
I'd probably shit myself if I have to fight a lanky fighter WITH punching power,he could've been better so i rate 7/10
>>75162727
People liking a fighter is NOT a meme.
mauricebedded: https://youtu.be/0B-cx1Gi3Gc
>>75162744
you get 4
>break opponents nose
>time to wrestle
is there a dumber piece of shit in all of mma? what a waste of time that was
>>75162805
At least it was exciting when it got going, Mousasi vs Weidman on the other hand
>>75162805
Can't blame Hooft for being angry after that
>>75162810
I loved that fight, wouldve been FOTN if not for weidman being a bitch. other than rumbles chimpouts the main event was a cagehug. the >wmma fight was pretty good imo
>>75162815
I know, I'd be pissed too if I wasted years on this guy to go out and do that. he fought so stupid that some people think he legit threw the fight.
>>75162825
I'm just a little upset Moose didnt get the chance to heem Weidman,now his victory is a bit tarnished.
>>75162827
>tainted
not to me, weidman was clearly looking for a way out
>>75162825
>wmma
grow up
>>75162744
i had 2 pulled out from the left side a couple of weeks ago. right side got pulled yesterday.
>>75162827
Nah, I think most people realize the fight was tilting in Moose's direction at that point and that Weidman was trying to bait him into a DQ. Weidman also was clearly dazed from the legal knees and not fit to continue
>>75162838
>>75162834
He would've been finished had it took place in Japan I agree,I'm just worried for Moose tho, he trained hard in wrestling for this bout and he still looked very sloppy against Weidman.
I just hope he drills it 10 fold in case Jacare lurks around the corner
>>75162825
>if I wasted years on this guy to go out and do that
Exactly what I thought.
>>75162838
its a joke you little bitch, literally said the fight was good. cynthia is pretty awesome to watch desu
>>75162848
weidman is an all american though, he did good for a euro.
I want jacare and romero to get title shots first, they more than deserve it at this point.
>>75162853
you can hear henri give up in the second round
>https://www.mma-core.com/videos/Anthony_Johnson_Corner_Coach_Audio_vs_Daniel_Cormier_UFC_210/10171551
>>75162838
WMMA is a joke and I'm a woman.
>>75162867
feet now
>>75162878
6"1 or higher
You are now a matchmaker. Book the best possible main card you can.
>>75162880
post your feet girl
>>75162881
Arsene Wenger vs Jose Mourinho main event
Big Sam vs Marcelinho Openweight co-main
>>75162889
back to /epl/
>>75162904
too bad it died
>>75162881
woodley vs conor
dc vs jones
khabib vs ferguson
edgar vs cruz
US thiccweight: tate vs carano
US sticcweight: waterson vs rose
bantamweight is literally the only thing holding this bum sport together
>>75162912
4/10
>>75162881
Conor vs Nate 3
DC vs Jones 2
Khabib vs Ferguson
Cody vs Cruz 2 (non-title after TJ beats Cody)
Mousasi vs Rockhold
book it Dana
>>75162930
>khabib ferguson
I have a bad feeling this will never happen
Are we all in agreement than Weidman would've been heemed from those knees even if all that bullshit didn't go down?
>>75162930
>after TJ beats Cody
>>75162867
congrats, you are the first woman to ever post on /heem/
>>75162946
>NoDad
>>75162867
Get in my guard
>>75162986
does dockie count as a woman since he's the size of an average female?
Whose guard do you want to get in the most
>when I see a cody fan
>>75163009
isn't he 5'5 n like 140?
i get that it's a joke, but i know only one woman that size, and she's the thickest girl i've ever seen. just ass ass ass. ass for days
>>75162867
your opinion as a woman is very important but the WBW and SW divisions are some of the deepest of the roster
>>75163031
>deep roster
>All you have to do to earn a belt is be a caramel colored punch dyke
If joanna doesn't save us from andrade then all 3 women's champs are heavy handed carpet smackers
>>75163024
>ywn pin dockie to the bottom of a shipping container and ravage his boipussy while he's supposed to be on shift
>>75162926
>ultimate surrender fights for weebpedos and real men
>4/10
atleast 7 man
>>75163047
While he's screaming "f-fucking POOR cunts! n-niggers"
>>75163047
>>75163056
If you wouldn't get caught, would you guys unironically beat dockie's ass and take his wallet
>>75163047
>wanting to fuck that hairy ass midget
you want to fuck a little chimp?
>>75163062
Nah not really, I don't beat up small children / manlets.
>>75158728
>they managed to get even worse
What an amazing musical feat.
>>75163078
Thank you for thinking this, I thought I was alone
>>75163062
how much money is in the wallet?
>>75162624
I think it's mainly that you have a shorter path to your opponent's centre of gravity.
As a lanklet, if I want to push someone away I have to get low otherwise I'll have difficulty.
A manlet can just go straight ahead
>>75158728
MUCH better version of that song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqjaGKQvB1Q
>>75163095
700 dollars cash and a 2000 dollar gift card for baby GAP
>>75155925
>>75155959
>>75163111
>>75163105
>baby GAP
Id probably do it, buy some comfy clothes for my neices and nephews.
700 dollars is nice too, and I get to kick his ass? where is he at senpai
>>75158728
jesus christ
Why did Silva reject the Rockhold fight?
>>75156177
is this the loser tub?
Do we all agree that Weidman would've been heemed from those knees regardless of if Dan didn't stop it?
>>75163120
lol luigi is mad
>>75163127
He's playing 4D chess. He has ONE more shot at the belt whilst bisping is champion. why risk getting headkicked by cock guy?
When is Hogda coming back to complete her JUST trilogy?
Would UFC be ruthless enough to feed her to Cyborg?
>>75163136
I don't know. Try asking it in the other thread ya dink.
>>75163141
But he's going to get heemed by who ever he fights
>>75163141
>whilst
*abandons you*
>>75163136
No, he had two choices of what to do with his hands. Put them on his thighs to stop the knees and probably get snatched down into a scramble and who knows what'd happen from there but it'd be better than getting kneemed OR try and play the meta by abusing the rules. This is why chris is no longer my boy. The faggot backed down.
>>75163127
because its easier to heem uriah then wait for gsp or bisping for muh legendness
>>75163154
t. retard
>>75163140
gayest song i've heard in quite a while desu
>>75163145
>He thinks Ronda is coming back to the UFC
>>75163153
I'm just saying he'd have better chances if he sits on this opportunity and he knows that. Imagine if jacare leaves ufc, yoel gets injured or pops for cheezus, and bisping needs someone to fight
>>75163166
>rubberguard
>>75163167
you're so hardcore
>>75163174
I want to fugg beefmode ronda from the back senpai, am I the only one?
>>75163178
>defend the honor of linkin park
>had a whole folder of fedoramen
Someone is a self-hating neckbeard
>>75163174
>Implying she won't reach a level of mental illness that brings her back full circle into believing she could HEEM prime Iron Mike
>>75163185
>>75163186
>linkin park wasn't posted as a maia joke
fucking blithering idiot
and i just downloaded and already deleted the fedora picture you baby
>>75163194
i could heem prime iron mike
>>75163178
>linkin park
>le fedora
>>75163199
very nice italy
>>75163204
>blithering
>downloaded a pic just for me and then deleted it
>Rent free
that heavy song is comfy you're a tryhard if it bothers you lol
>>75163212
now that the dust has settled...
can ronda rousey beat half of the top 10 men's bantamweight division?
>>75163225
oh for sure 100%
>>75163223
>>75162584
Looks like Eric Silva transitioned.
sucking dick is comfy you're a tryhard if it bothers you lol
pearl titslip when
>>75163251
i perfected my jab lads
>>75163320
Nice, now you can feel good about tapping my nose before you get shovel hooked
>>75163223
>ywn see Ronda, beat and bully PVZ, into drinking her ass, boob and feet sweat
Sometimes I question our existence.
>>75163332
>being such an insecure manlet that you heem the worlds biggest Mexican
McGregor being out partying in Liverpool for 2 days straight without going home is boss
https://twitter.com/lukejoness_15/status/851724279196635136
He ended up in some random house in Huyton
Honest question here, lads.
If I wanna train for defending myself in a street fight, what should I have my sparring partner do?
When I spar I realize that I'm fighting with the knowledge that we both know kind of how to fight and respect eachother's striking.
Obviously that's not gonna happen in a real life scenario and I'm afraid of getting heemed by some rando who threw a wild haymaker
>>75163358
such is life man
>>75163375
why are you so afraid of getting hit?
durability is the most important part of being a successful fighter, if your chin is so shit that you can't even take a punch from some flailing scrub then i'd just give up on training altogether
>>75163375
Most likely is in a street fight you'll end up in some form of clinch, in my experience people usually try to just drag you or fling you to the ground while pulling at your clothes.
If they do this then its obvious they have zero fight experience or knowledge, so you heem them with your knees.
You can't really predict how "street fights" will go down or how to train for them though. Just mostly its some retarded shit like I just mentioned. If you train a martial art, you're already at an advantage.
>>75163414
Weird that's what you took from my question, Got something to tell us, anon?
>>75163415
Thanks, lad I'll just rely on my slick jitz instead of striking. Unless there's 30 people around that make us stand up when it goes to the ground. Is that a thing in the UK too?
>>75163432
you literally said you're afraid of getting knocked out by a random guy who doesn't know how to fight
the point is any decent fighter shouldn't be threatened by a "rando's haymaker" since it's going to be thrown off balance and with poor technique and shouldn't do any damage. the fact that you're worried about it tells me that you've probably got a shit chin and/or you're flat out scared of getting hit.
>>75163375
He should take a firearm and discharge it into your chest.
>>75163454
>the fact that you're worried about it tells me that you've probably got a shit chin and/or you're flat out scared of getting hit.
Then your deduction skills are pretty awful.
>>75163374
Literally anywhere but with pregnant Dee
No respect for McGregor, he is trash
>>75163518
Ah the manlets in a bucket mentality
>>75163518
Tbh, the thing that's always bothered me the most about McGregor is how little appreciation he shows for Dee publicly.
I'd like to think that their relationship is different privately but I doubt it. Looks like there's some serious imbalance going on there.
>>75163374
He is gonna be broke within 5 years of his retirement isn't he?
>>75163374
https://twitter.com/ThatHeavyKid/status/851740292986413056
McGregor coked off his face kek
tfw mcgregor is gonna ruin his brain and fitin skills, before the floyd fight
inb4 Conor fails a test for cocaine
>>75163606
>>75163605
>>75163591
>>75163585
>>75163610
>Charlie Ward
Conor got his driver into UFC kek
>>75163610
>>75163591
>>75163374
thank GOD he's giving his wife the emotional support she needs as she goes into labor like he said he would
>>75163569
The onus is on her to sort out their relationship or bail if she's not happy with things. Guys like mcgregor and tyson fury aren't the sort of pussy-whipped betas who answer to every beck and call from their women.
>>75163620
OMG HES NOT SPENDING EVERY WAKING SECOND WITH HIS GF AND SOME RETARD ON HEEM CLAIMED HE WAS OUT TWO DAYS STRAIGHT
>>75163585
>>75163585
he'll be sitting on mountains of salt he can sell judging by instagram comments
>>75163632
>>75163637
nuthugger
>>75163632
He was out for 2 days straight, he went the Grand National and ended up in some random house in Huyton the day after
>>75163642
>>75163620
>>75163518
Jesus christ what betas. Go leave comments on her instagram telling her how much better you'll treat her like the rest of the whiteknights
>>75156029
>those calves
Why does he look like he's 60
>2 dead threads
Nice """sport"""
>>75163894
>he doesn't have to go to work in 30 minutes
Nice """"life""""
To the dude who called me a retard last night. You can't have capital letters in instagram name.
Retard
>>75163917
Lmao @ this retard who is still mad he got btfo yesterday
>>75163917
>Thatonecodyfaggot
Weren't you going to kill yourself. Why are still posting.
>>75163959
>is right
>got btfo
Doesn't work like that little man
@75163969
Hurry up and go to work samefag manchild yankie
Wouldnt want ur boss to dock your minimum wage
Why is Goober in the tree?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSvdzBFDdxG/?taken-by=thatheavykid
>>75163973
>>75163990
Actually am laugh out louding @ how mad this retard is
Imagine being such a passive aggressive bitch that you're scared to address somebody on 4chan. It's like somebody spitting in your face and you mumble "sorry" to the floor near them.
Imagine being this desperate for a you lol
>>75164035
Not a fan of you but I've got to admit you totally mugged him off lol
>>75164065
>>75164035
>acussing others of samefagging
>samefags
lol I'm living rent free in multiple heads.
Codyfag is me btw. I have multiple characters I play in heem.
>>75164114
It legit says NOT codyfan and you still assume its me.
Are you actually dislesticlix?
>>75164347
>>75164400
if someone bullies you just say "rent free" and then they will have no choice but to heem themselves.
Last post
>>75158422
Who wore it better: eye makeup edition
>>75159583
13 seconds to uni brow
Pictured here with a legend
>>75163630
>The onus is on her to sort out their relationship or bail if she's not happy with things.
Doesn't make him anymore less of a shit partner. Same would be true if tables were turned.
>Guys like mcgregor and tyson fury aren't the sort of pussy-whipped betas who answer to every beck and call from their women.
false dichotomy