/heem/

This is the thread

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>ironic shitposting

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Imagine being this good looking

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has cody answered the call?

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WGAF

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just a lil heeminder

Lads what do you think Rumble's new job will be?

I unironically think it might be in WWE since he is not actually saying what it is, so he probably has a non disclosure agreement. Otherwise, he might work for blacked.com.

>>75147969
i cant understand putting podcasts on there
especially podcasts other than Knuckle Up/Care Don't Care Preview/If I Did It

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>>75147978
just a lil heeminder for you personally

>>75147975
their contract bars WWE

it can be boxing and he can test the Ali Act like McGoober

Theyd win cause statutory > contract all day

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>when he says Mcgoober isnt gonna get merced as a solved counter fighter

Lyoto Machida and Anderson Silva sleep with the fishes.

>>75148060
>their contract bars WWE

yeah but he retired now, or do they have a non-compete clause after retiring?

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post yfw Weidman loses to Anderson next and destroys what was left of his legacy

>>75148093
yeah those contracts usually apply for a period after you leave

they hardly even stand up in court but as the other guy said the UFC will drown you in court fees

the best option is to ignore their injunctions and just box. get someone else paid in your name or a trust so the jewfc cant take it from you and once youre in court and the event has already happened they have nothing to gain and you have nothing to lose

game the game

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>>75147896

Imagine being autistic enough to be the guy who pre-shooped JUST hair on a bunch of Cody pictures in anticipation of his loss to Cruz

>

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>>75148060

Why are a lot of people saying its boxing? I dunno brehs

When Rumble was asked about the rumour of him playing football for (insert burgerball team name here) he laughed it off saying "why would I want to go from being hit in the face to something that is basically the same"

Makes me think it isn't anything sport related 3bh

>>75148117
Because hes a highly skilled striker and theres more money in 1 boxing fight than in 5 UFC fights

There has to be an undercard for Mayweather v McGoob right ? Ca Ching

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>>75148097

>>75148090
Thats why he annoys the shit out of his opponents before fights. When they come at him SEETHING they are easy to counter with dat left hand shot yeh

who is YOUR favorite female fighter?

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>>75148185

>>75148175
das it mayn, silva was the same, wearing cuckold masks and talking shit and dancing like he wasnt into brazil traps

eventually their opponents stop falling for the meme

remember damien maia broke the meme, lyoto just went turbo retarded and decided to not counter jones and his meme was over

>>75148090
>>75148205
>Conor didn't heem Chad moving forward

>>75148215
>the final damage you do to your opponent is the only damage you did: the spastic serb who posts a lot and always reveals he has brain damage

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>>75148227
>''muh counter puncher''
>''he knocked a guy out going forward after gassing him with body kicks''
>''muh final damage''
.

>>75148198
She looks a lot like Lara Cumkitten

Rate this card

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_213

>>75148264
cerrone lawler
dillashaw garbrandt

10/10

>>75148264
Let'sHopeItStaysIntact/10

>>75148090
>Silva didn't get heem'd by goofing off and breaking his own leg, he was "solved" and lost strategically!

Did you get a straya proxy, Chris?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BStLDhXl_if/

STILL
MY
BOY

>>75148291
Literally didn't win a round against weidman.

Got heemd in the first round of the second fight and Chris woke him back up with punches.

>>75148303
>weidman
the curly haired brown-eyed semitic looking man with a german surname hiding behind an american flag
hmmmmmmm............................

>>75148250
>anderson silva has never finished an opponent with offense
>diaz choked out mcgoober in the end that means all his offense didnt count or factor in

kek

truly i hope you are a muslim and not embarrassing the good christian serbs

>>75148326
>>75148339
We're all one here.

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>AusFAILia's MMA knowledge

Why do you keep giving (You)s to this casual loser?

>>75148339
>trying to appeal to emotion
>being australian
>hyper autist thinks he knows better then professional fighters
Kek.
>>75148374
I remember that australian retard who said you can catch a jab, wonder if this is him.

*drop to my back*
*throw out 3 upkicks*
*invite you to get in my guard*

>>75148386
good logical comeback

you certainly pointed out that

1. silver has never finished a fight not countering
2. diaz finished goober with a submission and therefore none of his strikes counted

i hope you get disability cause i feel sorry for your ability to parse logical and basic information, its literally two sentences

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>>75148400
>cartwheels around u

>>75148374
>>75148386

Australia will be the premier MMA country in the world (per capita of course) in the world within 10 years. Believe you me. Cap this.

>>75148413
I'd hope the same thing, but clearly you already have one. You certainly pointed out how the fuck are offensive fighters going to win a fight if they wait for the counterpuncher to come to them.
>t-they'll shoot on him when he moves forward
Holy shit, fuck Firas, you should be the top coach.

>>75147874
The middle one is smart. Hiding her fivehead with the hat.

>>75148423
Any prospects we should look out for?

>>75148303

>grab some of your shit near you
>give it to frothing autograph plebs

>better than 10 wins

Time to find a new coach leeemao

>>75148423
Capped. Literally can't wait until 2027 to humiliate you with it.

>>75148428
you can just watch lyoto and anderson fights if you want my retarded muslim enemy

when goober gets merced itd be fun to say "told ya" but youre literally a retard and probably shit yourself so this is just sad

>>75148423
Are abbos good at fighting like American blacks?

>>75148434

No. It's just a feeling I have. The MMA scene is growing rapidly here so it's inevitable.

>>75148443

*Heems you*

>>75148449

They are decent. Good at AFL and a few have been good boxers.

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>>75148448
>being THIS shook
>projecting THIS hard
Hahaha, holy shit, this is amazing.
>T-THIS time Conor will l-lose
HAHAHA

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>>75148386
He can book a flight and eat my jabs if he has the testicular fortitude to do so.

>>75148423
I'll eat my own asshole if by 2027 there's a single Aussie champ in the UFC.

>Mfw DC would ragdoll the entirety of the Bantamweight division all at once

>>75148449
theyre tough as fuck, they run the prisons

they should be the best at boxing too, dunno what happens to stop their success

>>75148501

They're either rurally based where there's not a lot of potential for training or they're inner city where they're mostly poor. Training is expensive in Australia and there isn't the culture or access to quality training at the moment. We just don't have a tonne of top tier jiu jitsu guys or any wrestling at all. We have a lot of karate and taekwondo and other meme shit like akido but not a lot of the basics. It's a matter of time though because MMA is fairly popular which is pretty clear since we host a few fight nights and ppvs.

>>75148546
>tfw someone gets a government grant to teach it at juvi to the abo kids

INDESTRUCTABLE

But seriously these goys wont know what hit em when a tough abo comes along, theyre freaks

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I took a huge Schaub earlier and I noticed that it was oily and sticky as hell, it wasn't like this before I started taking Onnit-brand Krill Oil, is this why?

>>75148556

I reckon they'd be good at BJJ. They have a wiry frame and excellent hand eye coordination.

>>75148587
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7457480

>>75148611

They're you go

>>75148572
https://www.onnit.com/

pulled up the page for the 1st time
just started laughing

>>75148611
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7457480
>when you're ugly as fuck but got the Genghis Khan vision

>he doesn't warm up with ONNIT brand side bends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_Y403Ns2UA

>>75148097
>>75148138
yeah and remember that kick that lost him the fight with rockhold
>muh memekicks
rip

how come the bookies favor rose and not waterson?

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My niece tried to pull guard on me so I started lighting her up with VICIOUS leg kicks, Mike. They're a lot harder to pull off than they look. At first I hit her with the tips of my toes and hurt my foot but then I got the hang of it. You have to really lean back to make sure your whole foot connects and not just the tip. She fell for every feint I did and tried kicking me back but I landed 3 in a row in the same spot by the time she was able to pull her leg back. I even started memeing and did some axe kicks above her knee caps.

Pull guard on me bro. I DARE you.

Off the top of the head can you name the first champions from every weight class in the ufc?

>>75149027
lol i watched the 1990s ppvs live for free i'm so fucking stupid i can't remember

>>75149027
>royce gracie at open weight
>open weight includes all weight classes

done

>>75149027
carla
ronda
germaine
wgaf about the rest

>>75149027
Mighty Mouse is the only one still relevant, who gives a fuck about the others

>>75148996
*pulls guard*

>>75149081
was aldo the first fw lol

>>75149081
Aldo and cruz are both still relevant you mong

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>>75149085
*makes you tap to leg kicks*

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Where does Weidman go from here?

>>75149116
*catches kick*
*initiates leg lock*
*shatters ACL*

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>>75149149

>>75148990
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSFK8PHFGn6/

>>75149081
>MM
>Relevant
lol

>>75149169
What's the proper pronoun for this thing

>>75149169
>I don't care if you do nothing, just don't be a bitch.
-Rose Gertrude Namajunas

that was ronda's downfall

>>75149187
gertrude might be a worse name than chad

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*throws game plan out the window*
*wrestles you*

>>75148471
>>75148501
>>75148556
>>75148587

You learn something new everyday. Thanks Ausfriends.

>>75149240
*gladly takes generously presented back*

>>75149240
"I'm glad DC thinks I'm mentally weak"

>>75147896
5'7"

glad UFC is dead, maybe Bellator and Rizin can learn from their mistakes

>>75149240
>Be a wrecking machine
>Be one of the most fearful human beings to walk on earth
>Mentally weak, not enjoying what he does best, use grappling because don't wanna get hurt, give away the choke so he can walk out without bruises or anything
>Actually be a great guy and emotional guy

This world isn't what it was before.

Reminder that DC cheated to make weight because his old broken lardo body cant make 205.

>>75149396
I can't believe he didn't fuck DC up.

How many times does DC have to defend his paper belt before his dead daughter comes back to life ? LMAO!

>>75149471
Why is it always a black guy

>>75149444
What i can't believe, is how he fucked up all the other guys, and then gets a mental fart against DC.

>>75149513
That's what i'm defending, but why fuck up the other guys to do that? Just let the other's have their shot.

Remember when McGregor lost to a journeyman?

lmao

WME needs to figure something out fast. Having an obese black man as your LHW champ is a really bad look for the company.

>>75149471
my man got a schaub jaw

>>75149595
A juicing, crackhead who has erectile dysfunction and runs over people with his car is better?

>>75149633
He never ran anyone over with his car, you stupid little bitch. You dont even know what actually happened, you just read some comment son r/mma.

You know you have no value as a person, right?

>>75149633
Why did you put a comma between juicing crackhead?

Oh right cause youre a really stupid person.

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>>75149659
Hi, jon. I hope you got your shit together

>>75149685
DC earned over 100k in one night

>>75149685
How do I become a dockworker?

>>75149694
And? Does the UFC give him a 401k and a pension?

>>75149708
You missed the boat

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/73434810/#73436940

>>75149709
DC earned over 100k in one night

>>75149725
You have to be over 18 to post here.

>>75149735
You will get crushed by a container before you even get near your pension lmao

>>75149743
You have to be over 18 to post here.

>>75149759
You have to be over 5'5 to be considered an adult

>>75149779
You have to be less than 300 pounds to be considered human

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>>75149779
Lol is the dockdwarf really 5'5?

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typical DC fan

<---------

>>75149779
BTFO

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>>75149792
Who is this imaginary fat black dude you are mad at. I'm skinny and white broseph, you actually are 5'5 so it doesn't make sense when you call everyone a fat nigger. Is your brain short too?

>>75149807
>I'm skinny and white
Prove it.

> you actually are 5'5
Prove it.

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>>75149795
A little less actually. So him being 145 means he's actually a tad bit chubby.

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>>75149819
You asked for it

Here's the thing. I make good money. OK. Dropping $1400 on UFC tickets is nothing to me. Dropping $60 on a ppv... it's like you going to buy a burger and coke at mcdonalds. I hardly give it any thought.

But I pirated ufc 210 because DC doesnt deserve a single cent from my pocket.

>>75149866
How much do you drop on lifts

How long does Metzer usually take to release PPV buys?

>>75149800
Bitchtitsjanitor.jpg

Are there ANY DC fans that arent overweight reddit twerps?

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How is Jeremy Stephens so bigg at 5'9 and 145 (or even his hyrdated fight weight of probably 160 or something) and I'm a lanklet at 5'10 170

imagine being 5ft 4 and 144 lbs

>>75149939
Such is the life of a dockworker

Imagine being so fat you think the only way someone could cut to 144 would be if they were 5'4.

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Some important links I think a lot of you should read

http://frac.org/obesity-health/relationship-poverty-obesity

http://www.scholarsstrategynetwork.org/brief/why-poverty-leads-obesity-and-life-long-problems

>>75149984
stop posting pics of yourself
its gross

>>75149966
You need to cut for dock working?

Sad!

>>75149966
Man, how can you even protect yourself at 145 pounds and 5'3? I'm not in on the drama I'm genuinely curious how the world isn't a scary place for you

https://streamable.com/s9evi

Chris Wideman is a piece of shit, he tried so hard to get the W without even fighting that he was asking what day it was, piece of shit, glad that the decision fell on him, just not the way that he wanted.

Where the fuck is Estoniabro

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>>75149939
I'm 5ft 4 and 118 lbs, do you have a problem with that??

>>75150098
I have a problem with your weeaboo bullshit, you maximum beta, I hope two malnourished hues with motorcycle helmets stab you 4 times so you can man up and reclaim your favela

>>75150127
>I won't shitpos...

>>75150127
>for President Trump.

tfw you still like him because you can't get drafted due to your physical disability

>>75150134
you can't prove I can't beat you in a fight.

>>75150172
You're not in a marvel flick kid, anyone on this planet can beat your 118lbs ass.

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>>75150172
You conceded to me already by removing your anime. I don't dislike you man, I just can't hespect a weeb.

LMAO King Conor would KO all of you bums

>>75150233

You are aware I'm 6'4'' and built like a brick outhouse?

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>>75150243

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is he /ourguy/

>>75150216
what if I punch someone in the chin first?

>>75150219
but anime is fun!

>>75150258
Nate bless

>>75148117
Because no one watched post fight press conference that he said it would not be another sport.

>>75150263
>what if I punch someone in the chin first?
Have you ever been in a fight?

>>75150263
why do weebs act like ditsy women and try to be cute? it's fucking embarrassing

>>75148996

You kick so your shin makes the connection otherwise you will break your foot retard

>>75148117
it's probably acting, he had a role in that mma movie a few years ago

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>>75150258
Holy shit look at this crap

http://www.ottawapointmen.com/2017-armour-up-mens-conference

>>75150283
No, but sometimes I get really angry and hectic imagining fight scenarios. Doesn't adrenaline make you stronger? Besides if I surprise punch someone he will get paralyzed I think.

>>75150292
I don't do that though!

>>75148117
It isnt sports related.

BTW anyone that think Rumble could just walk on to even a shitty NFL team like the Rams knows fuck all about real sports.

>>75149928
He's like 5'8" and a half

and he really only has big shoulders and arms, everything else is pretty slim

>>75150258
>>75150347
Nate has become myboy blowing sloots on twitter the fuck out

>>75150353
>No
So you have no idea wtf you're talking about lad.
Plain and simple.

>>75150353
>but sometimes I get really angry and hectic imagining fight scenarios. Doesn't adrenaline make you stronger? Besides if I surprise punch someone he will get paralyzed I think.
K the rest of this bullshit is the most cringe worthy thing I've read in my life.

>>75147896
...and fucking up your chances with elite women by getting a fucking neck tattoo.

>>75150386
Mikhail is right,

>>75150377
>>75150386
p sure this brazilian is just baiting people at this point

tyson fury would knock stipe out cold

>>75150386
He's obviously trolling. This is what weebs do. They act clueless, use ~ and ! and post pics of anime girls all for attention of some sort. infuriating

>>75148175
>>75148205
Yup.
Conor's 5 greatest strengths:

1. Weight-cutting
2. Strategic trash-talk
3. Dat left
4. N/A
5. N/A

Do we have heemcord or heemegram?

You dont need to train Jiu Jitsu, just train your takedown defense and you will be fine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-2jtU6jh68

What was the last time you guys saw Aldo fighting on the ground for more than five seconds?

>>75150392
>elite women

wtf in an "elite" woman, adan?

>>75149146
He and Luke walk hand-in-hand to the local male modelling agency.
They're done.

>>75150377
What about you though? Have you ever been in a fight?

>>75150386
Well, I'm always imagining stuff.

>>75150090
>he was asking what day it was
if true that's hilarious

the doc asks that to see if mind is clear because it's a simple but out-of-the-blue question; the fighter doesn't voluntarily wonder, without being asked, ffs.
superkek

now that rumble has gone, who's your favourite knockout artist?

Where are those leaked pictures of Arianny getting shit on by sandniggers?

>>75149390
5'9. Way to project your own insecurity.

>>75150392
Wonen love it.

>>75150417
He was struggling on the ground for a good minute when he fought McGoober

>>75150417
Aldo used to compete in pure jiu jitsu before mma

>>75150436
I had to fight your mum of me fat cock, la

>>75150472
He was shorter than dom who is 5'8

>>75150090
lmao fucking serra

>>75150216
Someone needs to explain this to Memur_Lemer

>>75149966
>cut to 144

Lmao sure thing you fucking zilch

>>75150472
>Women love it.
bottom feeders, not elite women

>>75150425
>wtf in an "elite" woman
educated professionals, for example

DC ruthless right now

And these elite women will turn down a professional athlete in favor of an ultraheavyweight who portions dip for minimum wage over a neck tattoo?

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>>75150566
>tuning in to the crying jew hour
>giving a fuck what DC has to say

>>75150566
I don't like DC's banter

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>>75150575
>Rumblebabbies are still this salty

>>75150575
>knowing that DC is on the mma hour
>pretending you don't care
>replying to me

go to bed m8

both Weidman wins were flukes
this fact triggers the americans

>>75150594
>knowing that DC is on the mma hour
Because you mentioned him, dummy.

>>75150614
quite the leap you made there

hmm

>>75150612
Think they'll fight again?

Ferguson will fight McGregor and lose, meanwhile Aldo and Kebab will fight for interim title

>>75150634
aldo would beat kebab

>>75150633
I hope so, i'd like to see how old man Silva will do aggainst no gas Weidman
Silva survived 3 rounds of DC wrestlefuck, pretty sure he can survive the first round of Weidman wrestlefuck and then just win a decision

>>75150612
Silva was getting pieced up in the second fight, boi. Chris is a fucking quitter faggot though

>>75150589
Its Joncucks that are SEETHING that DC said no matter what happens from here on out he's had a successful career

>tfw i used to like chris

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>>75150594
>potato head loves dc

not surprised

>>75150648
Silva lost because he was not being confident, he was being arrogant, just like in the Maia fight
He has ego problems and he truly thinks he is some kind of Bruce Lee or something, he fights for the show, you can see that when he uses weird shit like Kung Fu or Filipino boxing

>>75150634
How would Conor beat Tony?

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>>75150661
I don't usually give up on my boys, Hell I still love watching Pigg Rigg fight and get nervous for him, but Chris used his hands to play the meta and try to get an easy W by acting super hurt instead of blocking the actual shots and continuing the TD clinic. He very much Backed down

Serra (to Weidman): If you’re ok you’ve got to let them know!

Weidman can’t say what day it is, officials deliberate…

Serra (to officials): He’ll never know what day it is though!

The fight is waved off.

Longo: F*cking bullsh*t. Bull-f*cking-sh*t! No, no, no!

Serra: Because he didn’t know what day it is? He might not know what day it is! Give me his sh*t… where’s his shirt?

Longo: God damn it! He was winning that fight too.

Serra: He told them it was February and he didn’t know what the date was. I told you that motherf*cker’s a dirty cocks*cker!

Referee Dan Miragliotta (to Weidman’s Corner): They watched the replay, it was legal.

Serra: Was it legal?

Weidman: There’s no way that was legal!

Serra (to referee Dan Miragliotta): Come on Dan, are you kidding Dan? How is that legal?

Longo: Motherf*cker!

>>75150699
No he definitely lost due to being a dork in the first fight but he was being calm and hespectful in the 2nd one. even grew a humble mustache goatee combo. He was getting fucked before the leg kick and almost got TKO'd

>>75150706
Same way he has beaten Aldo and Alvarez, mewvement
Tony is not that great of a striker, he was getting rekt by RDA until eyepoke
The only way Tony could possible wins is by a meme submission

Silva is back on dick pills and will win his next fight, looking great on his boxing

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSmeXSSljyN/?taken-by=spiderandersonsilva

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>tfw you are about to give Jones the SUCC that he has been avoiding for so long

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>>75150730
>I told you that motherf*cker’s a dirty cocks*cker!
Who is he talking about here?

>>75150709
desu I'm sure Weidman was hurt by those knees its not like he faked being hit with them

>>75150747
>rekt by RDA until eyepoke
This isn't true, Tony starts slow but he was never getting wrecked. Tony has an insane chin so Conor isn't going to knock him out. Conor has to win by points against a smarter, harder hitting Nate.

>>75150771
hey pussy

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>>75150785
the chris still tried to game the rules in the first place and got kneed in his shit for his trouble. baka

>people still ignoring the fact that weidman slurred the fuck out of his post fight interview

he was definitely rocked by those knees

>>75150779
Moose

Serras a nob to be honest

>>75150785
I worded that poorly. He definitely was hurt but he was hotdogging it like a soccer player

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>>75150809
>smarter, harder hitting Nate
with a much more diverse striking arsenal and much better wrestling.

>>75150809
>Tony has an insane chin

Huh, wasnt he dropped by Lando, who isnt nowhere close to being a power puncher?

>>75150817
yeah thats true, i think the ref fucked it up. Robbed Mousasi of a clean finish and Chris of a chance to get out of the position.

Illegal knee > Chris can't continue > DQ/NC/TD

Legal knee > no pause > they continue fighting

The ref's are apparently not allowed video replays so the original decision should have stood and then Moose could have appealed for a NC (if it wasn't given already).

The fight being called as it was is basically like a fighter being rocked with a punch but clearly not out. Then the ref stops the fight and brings in the doctor to check on him and the doctor says he can't continue.

>>75150862
He was kicked by lando

>>75150862
by a fucking head kick

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>>75150831
He's pretty
>>75150747
>he was getting rekt by RDA until eyepoke
No he wasn't He was controlling each round

>>75150862
If he can survive a head kick to the jaw he can survive that left

>Danigga Cormier cheats
>nothing happens

>Chris Whiteman cheats
>loses fight

What did they mean by this?

>>75150884
also RDA was pretty much ded that fight, i remember reading somewhere that he was unconscious for a few seconds like minutes before the fight and thats the reason why he moved up to welterweight

>>75150896
whiteboys can't do anything properly.

pathetic

>>75150900
I think that was the Alvarez fight
Though, if it happened there it's likely it happened for Ferguson too

>>75150912
except Ferguson is pretty much a skelly

AJ's job has something to do with football as per Henri Hooft on MMAHour

>>75150900
That was in the Alvarez fight, he got wrecked against Tony.

>>75150634
mcGregor will never fight Ferguson, much too risky and not enough money

>>75150919
That's not what he meant, silly

>ariel: what was the game plan?

>hooft: come on, man

>>75150919
are you still buttbothered about tony submitting barboza or something? the dude is an absolute beast, no idea why you're working so hard to deny that.

>>75150923
Does Hooft just hate him? AJ didn't want to reveal shit but Hooft just tells us

I thought it might be football related the way AJ reacted to the questions but then I think he said it's nothing to do with football

>>75150939
I like Tony man, but he wouldnt last long aggainst McGregor, thats a fact
Only fighters who could stop Mcgregor at 155 are Kebab, Nate and Charles Oliveira and they all do it by wrestlefuck or submission

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He's going to do a videogame podcast with Terry Crews.

>>75150950
I think Hooft was just making an educated guess,

>>75150965
>155 are Kebab, Nate and Charles Oliveira
Okay you're retarded

>>75150965
>Nate
>but not tony
>aloe vera
WHAT

WHAT

>>75150965
Ferguson is basically Nate except better at pressuring, a better wrestler, a better clinch fighter, and a more diverse striking game

>>75150965
>Charles Oliveira
kek great post

>>75150965
>wouldnt last long aggainst McGregor, thats a fact
Except it's not, Tony is the biggest threat to Conor at 155. At 155 Nate would be an easy win for Conor, to beat Khabib he legit just needs to catch Khabib once as he comes in and work on his takedown defence.

>>75150567
They have more to choose from than that, my Slurpee-serving friend.

>>75150965
okay

a guy who has literally never been knocked out, who is taller, longer and naturally heavier, and has creative striking and jits with tons of finishes supposedly "wouldn't last long" against mcgoober

explain that one to me

>tfw you realize that Weidman downfall started with a random memekick

Memekicks not even once ! Worse than drugs

>>75150648
>Chris is a fucking quitter faggot though

he literally went into MMA because he was an abused child.
give him a break.

>>75151042
>, who is taller, longer and naturally heavier

what you talking about dude wtf Nate is 7"6 380 pounds

>>75150779
i hated that

>>75151085
>>75150779
>you now remember GOOD FUCK HIM

>>75150706
dah leff and

>>75151085
Same I dont even like people touching gloves after the ref starts the fight.

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my boy

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I'm giving up "O Fortuna" from Carmina Burana.

My new walkout song is "Raintears" by Scala & Kolacny Brothers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eQXK5qJuZo

...from a whisper to that fucking unstoppable energy! Boom!
POST YOURS, Ladies...

Does anyone have that image of that fighter liking pore shit on twitter

I forgot who it was

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Dana will give you 50G's if you can stay conscious for one 3 minute round with Yoel Romero.

What's your game plan?

>>75151330
3 minutes definitely too long tbqh m8

>>75151330
*teeps*

Dana will give you 50G's if you can suck his fat smelly cock for 3 minutes without gagging.

What's your game plan?

>>75151330
distract him by sucking his dick

>>75151330
literally run laps around the octagon at full speed

>>75151330
i would throw leg kicks ala RDA but with shit techniqe and some fists.to hold him at distance.that should give me 30 sec atleast.then that fucker would take me down and i get koed in full mount lets say after hard 20 sec.i think more then 50sec are not possible for me

>>75151330
not engage, Romero isn't really an early finisher

>>75151454
fast greaser running at incredibly high speed.jpg

>>75151330
pull down pants and lay a nice steamy Schaub right in the middle of the octagon

>>75151330
I would keep running and doing "dark souls rolls"

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JUST

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Damn, another school shooting going on close by

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>>75151539
pretty much me

>tfw I could probably heem one or two here

>>75151559
be safe anon

>>75151330
tell him he can have half if he just chills for 3 mins

Damn Riddle sounds so sloppy stoned. His words just sort of jumble together.
>.....uhhuh duuuuudeee!

>>75151330
Hide behind the ref

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Anyone else want to see Sam Alvey land a looping overhand right on Weidman?

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>>75152000

>>75151330
call USADA before the fight

>>75152018
why are white "people" so ugly?

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>>75151559
San Bernadino
damn, you guys have had enough killing.
hope you and yours and OK, anon.

Lads when jon said he got banned for dick pills I always figured he meant viagra. Wtf are dick pills?

>>75152116
pills that stop him from being a dick.
they didn't work.

Holy shit DC put 20+lbs on between weigh ins and fight time

>>75152198
Everyone does

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>>75152089
Who is your favorite fighter?

>>75152198
even some women strawweights do (i know for a fact claudia weighs 135 when she enters the cage)

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>>75152274

>>75152018
I want to fuck his wife so bad

I'm a muslim btw

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>>75152355
Same

>>75147874
why is he not a megastar in America?

>>75152400
he will be, just wait

cody bless

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>>75152364
>6 inches taller than Rogan

cody and tj is the fight of the 2 most well rounded mma fighters in human history

unironically

>>75152465
I think you mispelled Mighty Mouse and Wilson there

Has anyone other than Cruz tried to take Cody down?

>>75152540
lol good luck with that
best athlete at TAM, wrestling background
you're wasting your time

JRE LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNJ5p6sAn6I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNJ5p6sAn6I

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>>75152627
>Rogan just now: There's all sorts of mental illnesses. I'm sure I have a few.

Saw two people on YouTube arguing whether, skill wise, Cody was better than Jorge. I said he wasn't because Jorge has the boxing as well as a great ground game but we've never really seen much of Codys ground game

Who do you reckon?

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>>75152089
dunno

>>75152675
>Arguing on Youtube

>>75152675
i think cody is a lot like MM you aren't getting him down and if you do he's getting right back up

>>75152694
Scary thought I know

>>75152709
It genuinely is. Please don't tell me you do it unironically

>>75152675
that's what they do at team alpha male
think of how fucking good those guys are

i think cody is the best athlete of them all past or present, he's definitely the best boxer

>>75152749
Yeah but I doubt he's as good as Chad.

>>75152742
I discuss

>>75152786
bloody hell

is TAM one of the most overrated camps in MMA?

>>75152827
Yes

>>75152786
jorge is also in a division where you're more likely to get flat lined too, like lelenburger could finish him if he landed flush lol

>>75152827
by far the most overrated

literally an entire team of manlets with only one belt

>>75152827
no their style works really well
think of joey b for example (i know he's not there now)
faber needs to bring in a god tier striking coach though

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>>75147874
>rondasperg
at one point he has to feel like a retard right?

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>>75152675
Garbrandt is a better athlete and more powerful but not technically better than Masvidal anywhere. Masvidal is a great wrestler and the most slick striker in MMA.

>>75152861
lol but look at who they lost to

aldo, mighty mouse, renan

I missed the fights fellas. Did rumble look like he was self-sabotaging himself? Did he do worse than their first fight?

>>75152901
he's been a pro for 10 years longer than cody though

>>75152901
>and the most slick striker in MMA.
Cody is the better boxer and more slick

>>75152943
Sure, but Garbrandt is such a ridiculous athlete that it's quite possible he won't need to work on his technique so much.
>>75152964
Cody had a great gameplan against Cruz and stuck to it, but he's not a better boxer. Basically all he throws are hooks.

>>75152964
Odds on the person that came up with the P4P concept was a manlet?

>>75152915
it was rigged he bet on himself to lose, he had one foot out the door and that why his trainers fucked off after the fight had finished as they were so angry at him for wrestling and throwing the fight

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Will she make it?