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Previous thread: >>74196019
News:
>Cyborg reacts to Holm vs GDR
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/2/12/14591158/ufc-cris-cyborg-reacts-holm-de-randamie-ufc-208-fight-expected-winner-delay-fighting-her-mma
>Holm wants rematch
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/2/12/14590972/ufc-holly-holm-calls-for-germaine-de-randamie-championship-rematch-after-loss-ufc-208-mma
>200-fight veteran Ahmet Kayretli hopes to punch his ticket to UFC, and eventually a title, with weekend win
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/200-fight-veteran-ahmet-kayretli-hopes-to-punch-his-ticket-to-ufc-and-eventually-a-title-with-weekend-win
The cheeto fingered coral springs nerd is no doubt clamoring to be first ITT
REAL THREAD
>>74200972
>>74200972
>>74200972
>>74201024
THANK YOU OP
>>74201042
>p-p-please use my thread guise
What's wrong with you?
>>74201052
you're both as bad as each other
>>74201042
this is the real thread, i'm afraid you're mistaken
>>74201060
not him, but why encourage early shit threads?
Whittaker will be champ by 2018
>>74201060
I'm not the spergOP but it's pathetic when the spergs who claim the OP doesn't matter are always the ones clamoring to make early threads.
Fuck Holly Holm and her crybabby ass fans
>>74201074
Hi Edmond lol
>>74201074
>tfw you realize you have to fight Cyborg next
>>74201083
I wanna see Cyborg end the Megan Anderson meme first.
>coral springs
>>74201040
Kinda salty I walked away from my computer after getting the other thread.
Didn't realize someone made a second.
Live and learn.
What would your nickname be if you were an MMA fighter, /heem/?
REAL THREAD. DON'T LET THESE IDIOTS GET AWAY WITH IT:
>>74201110
>>74201112
nigger
>>74201107
You're the biggest loser on all of heem
>the absolute state of this spergop
man what i wouldn't give to slap the shit out of you
>>74201122
I like him.
DeRandamie vs KrazyHorse would be a spicy fight
who wins and how
>>74201127
You are a loser too
schaub is god
>>74201101
>(You)
>>74201112
it depends
if there was some name that the other people at my gym called me by, i would use that
if not, it would probably be either some animal based on my style or nothing at all
If SpergOP, docksperg, and Schaubautist all killed themselves /heem/ would be a pretty decent general
>>74201134
I like him
Dockie, spergop and coral springs in the same thread at the same time. What could possibly go wrong?
The first late shot was dirty but was not a foul. The buzzer hadn't ended and the referee hadn't separated them. Calls to take a point are a kneejerk reaction.
>>74201145
>>74201153
I like them
>>74201145
spergOP is not problem, it's the other idiots making shit threads to fuck with him
>>74201112
"Fag Killer"
Would make for some pretty epic lulz.
>>74201086
>germaine needs surgery
>megan needs to get signed
>cyborg's ban needs to be established and ridden out
depending on the order of these events, any combination of these fights could happen
>Tfw no one posts about Platinum Perry anymore
>>74201178
He's training with our guy Tyron. He needs his time
>>74201177
Cyborg might not get banned. So she can go down and whoop Megan Anderson, then come right up and be the real 145 champ.
Who on the UFC roster is most likely suffering from CTE?
Nate Diaz's speech has gotten worse compared to when he was in the Ultimate Fighter and Holly is starting to sound slurry. I've heard Brian Stann has really bad memory - has to write shit down and drill it into his head to remember.
I don't know about BJ though - he doesn't sound bad but his inability to recognize that his time is up could be a sign.
>>74201129
GDR via superior ground game
>>74201145
i am an objectively good poster
the only issue is that the shitposters get revved up when I make a decent thread because they don't have the opportunity to put their garbage humor in the OP
>>74201162
they would be making shit threads anyways
>>74201161
i like you
>>74201160
I agree that people (especially Rogan) were overreacting the first time it happened, but a valid argument can be made that a point should have been taken the second time it happened
What do you think was bigger factor in Holly fucking up the takedowns - the lack of technique or the lack of raw strength?
>>74201186
That really is scary. Holly slurred so much in one of the prefight interviews
She's been boxing and kickboxing for a long time
>>74201153
We usually are all in the same thread at the same time.
Those are my pals. At least I hope they like me!
>>74201204
It was clearly the lack of technique. The way she was going for them looked like day 1 stuff and she was never fully committing to any of them. With other judges in another state she'd have won that fight cause cage control counts for something.
>>74201204
Definitely technique. This is a woman who could outmuscle Ronda in the clinch, who's the posterchild for brick shithouses in the women's divisions.
>>74201204
Mostly because she cant wrestle. She almost got gdr down a few times but couldnt finish
>>74201204
Technique 100%, she is a lot bigger and stronger than GdR
>>74201211
I like you. You have self-awareness unlike the guy who makes these threads and calls himself "objectively good" and the other posters "garbage."
>>74201211
>Those are my pals.
This is why you're the biggest loser on heem. Apart from all the other reasons that make you a loser.
>>74201223
GDR is actually taller than her though.
Literally counting down the days till the GOAT comes back
>>74201233
She's an inch taller and like 5+ pounds lighter
>>74201206
Jordan Parsons was 25 and had it, but how bad it was is unknown. A lot of these fighters coming from boxing/muay thai and those who were in PRIDE have got to have it worse.
https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/830921203548377091
>>74201241
GSP is done dude
>>74201213
When your cage control results in ineffectual takedowns and getting kneed hard in the stomach constantly, I don't think it should count for much.
>>74201262
>Tap to strikes from Matt Serra
>GOAT
If he came back he'd lose cause of the new rules lol.
professional fighter here ask me anything
>>74201257
Yeah I wouldn't mind seeing a rematch too.. on the fightpass prelims
>>74201112
The World's Deadliest Faggot
I'll do the Freddy Mercury thing and make being gay my gimmick even though I'm bisexual and prefer girls. I'll wear make-up into fights, wear a dress to press conferences. I'll make the average MMA fan hate me so bad they'll pay to see me fight just in case I get beaten savagely, and you just know the MMA media would call me a brave hero.
Be honest: who is you're favourite female UFC competitor?
>>74201300
Germaine de Randamie
>>74201300
>>74201300
>>74201299
>even though I'm bisexual and prefer girls
Dude, you don't have to lie to us.
>>74201300
Nunes at the moment. Absolute destroyer and must watch tv. She'll get re-exposed at some point though.
Outside of the UFC, Tonya Evinger. Big ugly dyke who's been tearing up Invicta.
Imagine living in Coral Springs lmao
>>74201257
i-it's real
>>74201300
Michelle Waterson
>>74201300
>>74201300
Paige VanZant!
>>74201271
Not taking any more brain damage is the intelligent thing to do, when there's no way for you to win. You're retarded.
>>74201333
J A P A N
>>74201333
I don't have to image. It's my reality. It's a damn good one too. Mind your own business and worry about where you rest your head at night.
>>74201351
>You're retarded.
You're the one who's retarded and also a CASUAL. He tapped AFTER the fight got stopped. MORON!
Who is you're least favoruite ufc female fighter?
>>74201373
Can you type like you at least went to 5th grade?
>>74201373
Holly + Claudia + Nunes are all ugly and annoying
>>74201377
Whom is your least favorable UFC competitor of the XY generation?
>>74201300
>>74201377
*smug germaine face*
>>74201387
t.mandrama sperg
>>74201275 2016
who do you think wins champions league 16/17
Who would win between Jacagoat and Maia?
>>74201400
What is champions leage?
>>74201406
fuck u
>>74201373
Since Ronda is not a UFC fighter any more, I'd say GDR right now. Acted like a complete cunt in the ring. And she was so great before the fight
Any good source for fight pass accs? My last one just went dead.
>>74201418
Yes she is she is still ranked. She may come back to get the win against Holly Holm.
What were the new owners thinking when they green-lit Cub vs. Artem?
>>74201420
ufc.tv bro its easy to sign up
>>74201430
Cub said McGregor is "Easy Fight Easy Money"
Do you think the new scoring will cause so called 'gameplanner's gyms' like Jackson's and Tristar to drop on the totem pole significantly?
>>74201440
It will cause a lot of wrestlers to lose more often.
>>74201451
thank god
>>74201459
>god
>>74201430
Can't wait to see how they hype this one, jesus fcking christ lads. Like at the weigh ins when they "take a closer look at the two men fighting in the main event" and cut a little promo like what the fuck do they say about Artem? yeah umm hes 13-12-1-1 and has a huge reach disadvantage against everyone and umm he beat chris avila and uhh that guy that says bitch
>>74201434
Does not work for me. Can you explain it better, please?
Max "I'm on Holiday" Holloway
>>74201468
literally all these along him being Macs soulmate blah blah sparring with the best southpaw in the wold blah blah
>>74201430
Same thing I do when I book cans vs stars in WMMA4. Keeps the star in a holding pattern with no risk, people will come to see the fight regardless, even makes a compelling little story if the underdog can even have a hint of success. I suppose this also means they can't justify cutting Artem if he loses to a top guy considering that Conor will walk if they fire him.
Real life aint vidya though.
>>74201483
>JOSE WALDO, JOSE WALDO, WHERE'S WALDO, HEY WALDO WHERE YOU AT
>here I am let's fight in a couple of months
>SORRY SOMETHING CAME UP CYA IN 7 MONTHS
>>74201430
I know right? Cub has no chance against GOATbov
>>74201468
>Beat Avila and Ishihara
>Get top 5 ranked guy
Meanwhile guys like Yair have to fight the reanimated corpse of BJ Penn
Name female fighters you like.
>>74201529
Luke Rockhold
>>74201529
None of them, you weirdo.
>>74201529
Megan Olivi
>>74201529
zingano, crazy wrestling and knees
cyborg, actually fights like a dude
that's all i can think of
>>74201529
Meeeeegan
>>74201547
I bet her schaubs smell nice
After seeing what Mackhachev did to Nick Lentz, I fear what's in store for my boy Tony Ferguson. American wrestling pales in comparison to Sambo by a country mile.
>>74201300
andrade
Claudia vs KK: who you got?
http://sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2017/02/claudia-gadelha-revela-que-proxima-luta-sera-contra-karolina-kowalkiewicz.html
>>74201529
Agnieszka
>>74201583
>Claudia vs KK: who you got?
double KO hopefully, fuckin ugly skanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1OklBU-Jgk
>>74201583
easy fight for claudia
>>74201577
>people actually think this fight is going to be competitive
how? ferguson is chinny and doesn't have the best stand up and his ground game is going to be useless
>>74201614
>ferguson is chinny
No he isn't, and so what if he was, doesn't mean that Khabib has any bloody chance of KO'ing him standing. In fact the way Tony wins this is by keeping it standing.
>>74201583
it literally wouldn't be a surprise if claudia beat joanna next week in a 3 round fight, she should beat karolina easily
>>74201622
>keeping it standing
>against khabib
you're a funny guy
>>74201614
>Ferguson is chinny
Why do retards keep saying this? He is the polar opposite of chinny
He's also a very good striker with a big reach advantage over Khabib.
I still think Khabib khabib's him but it's not out of the realm of possibility Tony jabs his face off before catching Khabib coming in with his retarded autism-boxing
>>74201639
>reading comprehension
I just said I think he'd get mauled on the ground you idiot.
Could you beat Nate Diaz in a fight?
>>74201639
That's the thing about specialists, if you remove their strength they get beaten badly.
What if Khabib can't get the fight to the floor consistently?
>fighters getting blown the fuck out by "CTE"
lmfao pussy ass niggas. if you can't take a few to the head why are you even in the octagon? i've been in at least 65 fights in my life, bare-knuckle none of this glove shit, gotten hit in the head with bricks, pipes, got stabbed more times than i can remember, poisoned, electrocuted, and i'm still standing baby.
i hate punk bitches that can't face the consequence of their actions.
>>74201644
I wouldn't say he's chinny, but he does rely on his chin a lot to throw his meme strikes and it's gotten him into trouble before.
I don't think Khabib has the power to make Tony worried, but Tony's chin isn't going to last forever the way he fights.
>>74201653
i would leg kick him into the oblivion realmao
>>74201647
are you retarded?
>>74201644
>Why do retards keep saying this?
coz he gets rocked all the time
>He's also a very good striker with a big reach advantage over Khabib.
he has decent striking that is amplified by his unpredictability of taking fighters to the ground, which he will want no part of against khabib
>>74201653
I weigh 256.5 pounds, I wouldn't stand a chance Nate is 390 and 6'11
>>74201702
Are you? Cause it looks like now you're trying to save face for being too dumb to read basic text.
>>74201672
what's stopping him from taking ferguson to the ground? johnson has faster hands than ferguson and he couldn't keep him away
>>74201702
I'd say you're wrong on both those fronts. Tony was hurt bad by Lando but recovered well and finished him. That's actually a sign of a really good chin.
Khabib's striking is pretty woeful at the elite level but you're right about him getting away with it due to his takedown threat.
Great fight really. Can't wait to see it.
>>74201702
>coz he gets rocked all the time
Are you retarded? He not only clearly doesn't but absorbs an inhuman amount of damage and just walks straight through it
>ampified by his unpredictability of taking fighters to the ground
Its amplified by the fact he's a legitimately good striker with a diverse arsenal. You think Dos Anjos was worried about being taken to the ground by him?
i don't care who wins at all
i think khabib is going to literally fucking embarrass him
>>74201719
you literally said his only chance to win was to keep it standing against a guy who takes everyone down at will which i pointed out and then you questioned my reading comprehension, retard
>>74201614
>and doesn't have the best stand up
You're an idiot buddeh
>>74201725
I don't know, but a fight's a fight and you can't just assume things will go perfectly.
>>74201653
Yeah i'd just shoot out his kneecaps.
>>74201740
Stating someone's path to victory doesn't mean I believe that's what is gonna happen you dummy.
How bad is the education system down there?
>>74201717
>>74201735
who has tony brought in to help him deal with being hopelessly smothered?
What's a king to a God?
>tfw you just remembered how shite last nights card was
Its been a long time since a card was that bad
>>74201729
the ability to recover =/= having a good chin
and yeah khabibs striking is bad but so is fergusons chin
>>74201730
>He not only clearly doesn't
wrong
>but absorbs an inhuman amount of damage and just walks straight through it
how many takedowns will he defend against khabib if he gets rocked? and how long do you think a rocked ferguson will survive on the ground against khabib?
>diverse arsenal
or mixing striking with takedowns, so it's not going to be diverse against khabib
>You think Dos Anjos was worried about being taken to the ground by him?
what?
>>74201300
Joanna Johnjaycheck. She is so crisp and accurate with her strikes. I love that wild look in her eyes when she fights or stares get opponent down. It's like she really wants to cause irritable harm to these other women.
>>74201797
>the ability to recover =/= having a good chin
THATS EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS YOU IDIOT OH MY GOODNESS PLEASE STOP POSTING ANYTIME
>>74201793
Can't get over faggots insisting it'd be good
Tony Ferguson has never been KO'd but an idiot on here is trying to argue he has a bad chin.
>State of heem
>>74201793
don't worry feb 19th book it
Derrick Lewis vs. Travis Browne
Johny Hendricks vs. Hector Lombard
Sam Sicilia vs. Gavin Tucker
Elias Theodorou vs. Cezar Ferreira
Sara McMann vs. Gina Mazany
Nordine Taleb vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio
Carla Esparza vs. Randa Markos
Aiemann Zahabi vs. Reginaldo Vieira
Jack Marshman vs. Thiago Santos
Alessandro Ricci vs. Paul Felder
Gerald Meerschaert vs. Ryan Janes
Alexander Volkanovski vs. Michel Quinones
>>74201801
Not worth replying any more friend. He's merely pretending.
>>74201792
a gatekeeper to an interim champion
I think I'm gonna try to become a professional mixed martial artist. I'm 25 years old and I've been an indentured pit fighter in Cambodia since I was 16 years old. I recently won my freedom and moved back to the USA with part of my winnings.
Wish me luck, friends.
>>74201816
god damn they are giving carla an easy fight
>>74201765
you're retarded
>>74201746
conor would heem ferguson in the first np
>>74201748
yeah, but there's nothing to suggest ferguson will keep it standing
>>74201815
state of ur mum m8
Just saw John Wick 2. It's basically a PSA for training in the gi 3 times a week MINIMUM.
>>74201797
>the ability to recover does not equal having a good chin
So what about the fact he walks through about everything that hits him? To say Tony's chin is bad is completely unfounded
>wrong
You're not even making an argument. You haven't seen a single one of his fights if you actually think this. Plain and simple
>how many takedowns will he defend, how long will Tony survive on the ground
What does this have to do with anything I said? Nothing. You seem to be making a strawman because you're becoming increasingly frustrated at the lack of arguments in your original point
>or mixing striking with takedowns
Or you know the fact he has a diverse arsenal you dumb casual, again I'm not talking about Khabib
>what
Exactly. Retard
>>74201845
>>74201845
Oh good one leprechaun
>>74201816
While thats probably a worse card on paper I bet it will have more than one finish and less meme reffing
>>74201801
you are so dumb. frankie edgar has the same chin as a prime mark hunt, right? fuck you
Reminder that it on the ref to end the round and that the bell is just a notification.
>>74201816
There's going to be actual good interesting performances on that card though.
how the hell is da randamie the new champion, what is this cuckery
>the state of w""""""""""mma"""""""""""""
All these men will hold a UFC belt before they retire
>>74201835
Carla beast Juliana Lima in her last fight, Lima isn't even ranked top 15 but I'm not even joking I bet she could win a decision over at least 10 of the top 15
>>74201865
t. cunto
>>74201877
By beating the fucking brakes off Holly?
Were you staring at Holly's mediocre arse all fight?
>>74201879
Correct. They'll all pass around Conor's replica toy belts
>>74201890
hollys not the champ
http://www.ufc.com/fighter/Weight_Class/Women_Featherweight
>arse
i fucking hate that word!
>>74201835
its apparently the one one she'd take
>>74201865
What are you even trying to say you moron? Why are you bringing Frankie and Hunt into this? Are you autistic?
I don't know what it is about de Randamie but that's the first woman I've ever seen in the UFC that I am 100% sure could easily kick the average man's ass. Something about her physique makes her look like a real killer, not even Cyborg could elicit this kind of presence.
>>74201868
Try it again. This time in English Mcdoritos.
last nights card sucked
I can't believe people payed for it, I can't believe people actually paid money to go see it in person
and then leddit cucks on mma posting about how they still had a great time and it was still awesome !!1
lmao how delusional can you be
probably one of the worst cards, if not the second worst card in the history of the UFC.
Jim miller and Doostin saved it from being an absolute travesty
>>74201748
be careful.
>>74201926
There's a video of her online where she KO's a guy in a boxing match.
Really puts into perspective what all the average blokes on here say about being able to beat up women.
>>74201930
>payed
Dude I'm pretty sure you're not old enough to be posting here.
>>74201851
>So what about the fact he walks through about everything that hits him?
>unless you get dropped by any strike you can't say he's chinny!
>You haven't seen a single one of his fights if you actually think this.
he fell for the slipping meme
>What does this have to do with anything I said? Nothing
retard, he won't survive an inhuman amount of damage if khabib gets on top of him
>diverse arsenal again
you are so fuckin dumb. his diverse arsenal comes from the being able to threaten with takedowns, opponents don't know what to expect, khabib will
>Exactly.
too dumb to know you're dumb
>>74201930
they just legalized mma there and there are literally millions of people living in brooklyn alone
>>74201930
even the prelims were shit, even though I dont have to pay for ppv's I regret staying up for the absolute state of a card
>>74201948
muh spell check
>>74201928
>mocking someone with mild dyslexia
sad desu
Four(4) Black Champions
Romero next
Ngannou next
Making it Six(6) black champions. Idk how some of you will be able to cope. You might just even quit watching MMA altogether I feel.
Can we establish some GOAT criteria? I personally feel the GOAT can ABSOLUTELY NOT:
>have tested positive to PED
>dodged a dangerous opponent
>ever tapped to strikes
>never defended a belt
But that eliminates all the MMA GOAT contenders. Could I be we just haven't seen the GOAT yet?
>>74201966
Mighty Mouse
how much energy did holly burn shadow boxing like mike tyson before she walked out and then her naruto esque HIYAH CHA CHA HIYAH's
she doesn't seriously believe that shit works, does she?
>>74201949
So he's chinny because he apparently gets """""rocked"""" according to you yet is completely fine the entire time and manages to continue fighting, hmmmm interesting
>he fell for the slipping meme
Ignoring the fact that he did slip, he literally shoved his head down into a full force head kick and didn't even convincingly get knocked down. You literally are making my argument for me
>he won't survive an inhuman amount of damage if khabib gets on top of him
Again, what does this have to do with anything you fucking monkey? Where did I say Khabib wouldn't pummel his shit in? You said "Tony was chinny" which was obviously bullshit and are now talking about Khabib being on top of him
>his ability to throw a variety of strikes comes from the fact he can take someone down
KEK, you are utterly fucking lost my friend. And again please point out ANYWHERE where I am talking about Khabib not being able to take him down and hold him there? You are again just strawmanning because you are fucking retarded
>too dumb to know you're dumb
Yes you are!
What an embarrassing casual you are. I am actually laughing at how STUPID you are
>>74201965
GDR is half Surinamese, she's as black as Anderson Silva.
>>74201966
If you got heemed by a fighter who primarily fights 2 weight divisions below your division you are out of the discussions
>>74201966
true champions tap to strikes, win the war not the battle
*cash me outside doot*
*cash me outside doot*
>>74201529
KK
She's a pretty good kickboxer and I'm a fan of Polish women.
I guarantee this is the same shit peelander who was spamming the threads about /heem/ should be moved to /asp/ and making those EMBARRASSING threads
What a loser! Sad!
>>74201977
I'll add an amendment:
>be large enough to beat up most of the fans in the audience
5'3" 135lbs soaking wet just can not be the 'greatest fighter of all time', it's just too ridiculous.
>>74202013
Mighty Meme would heem any ultra heavyweight dip portioner in the crowd
>>74202013
He just beat up a guy who should be a bantamweight at 5'7"
>>74201996
>>74201990
Agreed.
>>74201992
>waaah, waah, stop hitting me
>*taps intensely*
GOAT status: Revoked.
>>74201989
>Anderson Silva isn't black
Lol really nigga?
>>74201992
>Tapping to strikes
Lol
>>74202023
me on the left
>>74202020
>he's not a manlet, one time he beat up a guy that was 5'7"
>>74202019
The average bouncer could literally embed Mighty Mouse in drywall.
>>74202023
I said Polish women not Polish imps.
>>74202023
Coral springs isn't even by the ocean, great view of the swamp instead
>>74201966
Matt Hughes by this criteria tbqh
>tw you find out Germaine did nothing wrong
>>74202052
t. beaten up by many manlets
>>74202061
that's literally 20 minutes from his house max
i know you hate him but it's embarrassing you're making fun of where he lives lol
>>74201966
>>have tested positive to PED
nah. unless it's at ridiculous levels like Cyborg
>>74201966
Saying that a GOAT can't lose a certain way should not be a criteria. MMA is too varied for you to say someone can't lose to strikes because that can literally happen in every match said GOAT can participate in. I like your other bullet points, but replace the tap to strikes one with
>A GOAT can't have fought in a single weight class his entire career when there were/are killers within reasonable weight classes above them during a championship reign.
mighty meme fights in the weakest division
>>74202078
have you even read up on what cyborg is accused of taking and what it is?
>>74202073
Joanna seems to appreciate it
>>74201985
you are clinically retarded and lack basic conversational skills but i don't expect much from your educational system
>>74202100
I have never seen someone get as BTFO as you have
Enjoy it
>>74202090
cyborg's tested positive to anabolics in the past bro (iirc)
>>74202052
Did a manlet bully you lad?
>>74202094
that's where boca raton is which is super nice
>>74202081
>Dominant champ
>Hurr division sucks
>Belt keeps getting past around a lot like HW
>Hurr division sucks
Idiot Mighty Mouse is unironically the current GOAT
post patrician opinions
>germaine did nothing wrong
>Silva won
>GSP is the GOAT
>>74202094
I would love to take her out on a date.
>>74202119
>>74202066
No, I am a healthy sized adult.
Do you really think Mighty Mouse can beat up a 220lb guy that is in decent shape? I don't. If you can't beat up most of the crowd, you can't be the MMA GOAT.
>>74202110
kill yourself retard
>>74202074
From the middle of Coral Springs is 11 and a half miles to the sea, that's too far to walk honestly, that's pretty far to bike even.
And I don't hate him lol, I'm pretty sure Coral Springs is nicer than my town to be honest with you
>>74201024
I told my wife that there was a guy that always tries to keep everyone updated with the most current news, and makes clips of exciting fights and constantly posts them for everyone, and she said "huh, that's really nice of him"
>>74201966
>>74202137
You're right next to where she's staying. She's engaged to that futbol dork. This is literally your destiny.
>tfw too smart to defend belts
>>74202130
It's a fact that division is the weakest, ""p4p"" he is the goat currently but his resume is shit and has got nothing on the likes of GSP, silva, bones etc
>>74202081
Even if that were true you can realize that even for his size he is lightning quick, moves around superbly and has great strong striking overall, especially nasty in the clinch, great wrestling and superb grappling overall, and is an absolute work horse that works well leading and on the counter
He gets better with almost every fight too, a lot of times he faces opponents much heavier than him too
>>74202142
>Do you really think Mighty Mouse can beat up a 220lb guy that is in decent shape?
Why couldn't he? He's still a trained killer mang
>>74202137
nothing about shob is aesthetic hes a giant bumbling retard
I really want some pride posters
>>74202142
>Do you really think Mighty Mouse can beat up a 220lb guy that is in decent shape?
Yes he would
>>74202142
He would absolutely crush you and make you his prepper for eternity
>>74201981
It was Roganv that says something interesting about Holly's grunting.
Something like Holly shouting her kiai before striking in order to mix up attacks on GDR. If you look at the head kick she threw, Holly had actually some it silently and connected with GDR who had blocked mid while Holly had just finished shouting.
>>74202153
Shit, I'm not a Fedor fanboy and I think he was a bit of a cancrusher... but he probably is the GOAT so far. He did best several UFC champs before his downfall.
>>74202173
I'm not even the guy you're replying to but you're fucking delusional lad.
>>74202142
A guy with no training? Yeah definitely he would win. The guy would be helpless against a world class grappler/wrestler
>>74202162
>It's a fact that division is the weakest
No it isn't. Benavidez and Cejudo are both top guys and he smoked them both. People like you were saying MW sucked when Anderson was undefeated for 6 years
>>74202143
>k-k-k-kill yourself!!!!!!
kek
KEK
The absolute poopetual state of YOUR entire """""""life"""""""
I have UNIRONICALLY broken YOU down to a point where YOU are crying and upset to a point where YOU cry "kill yourself!!!!""
KEK
>>74202164
Yes he is a great fighter but due to the division being weak it effects his resume, you really cannot compare the quality of wins to the likes GSP or Jon Jones in the same light
>>74202175
He crushed his contemporaries and lost to the new breed. Greatest of all time is debatable but greatest of his time isn't.
>>74202182
>I'm not the guy you're replying to
Oh really? Thanks for clarifying, I wouldn't have been able tell otherwise!
RETARD
>>74202189
literally you right now
>>74202184
Lol they're his only relevant wins and no Anderson fought far better opponents than MM like Maia and hendo
>hating americans or american culture
>>74202204
You're clueless. Mighty Mouse has beaten top guys and is the current #1 P4P, most well rounded fighter in the game.
>>74202204
Lol those are your most convincing opponents? If Benavidez and Cejudo were the same size as Maia and Hendo the former would beat them both, in their primes
>>74202170
You can buy 209 poster instead
>tfw your boy may never be the same
>>74202204
Anderson """"""""""""""""""""""""fought"""""""""""""""""""""" Maia
>>74202222
Yea top guys in the weakest division, stop parroting
>>74202225
I doubt that and that's also not an argument, hendo and Maia have accomplished much more
>>74202233
not bad for scum
Only posturing faggots desperate to look 'hardcore' think little man has shit on Anderson.
More impressive wins, a weight-class where punches can actually hurt people, dynamic innovator of offense, hopped weight classes and beat former champions with ease. I don't think it's even much of a contest.
>>74202244
FLW isn't weak lol he's completely dominated
>>74202244
>i doubt that
That's because you're blinded by size and not actual talent evaluation
>hendo and maia have accomplished much more
Mostly because of the same reason as above. Benavidez would be a title contender in every division. He's a legit P4P fighter
So Germaine needs hand surgery or whatever the fuck and is totally ducking Cyborg. What do they do now? Do they have Cyborg fight some literal who or maybe they do Cyborg vs Megan Anderson for another interim belt (kek)
>>74202253
>more impressive wins
Nostalgia glasses
>weight class where punches can actually hurt
It's all relative
>dynamic innovator
Not an argument
>>74202244
flyweight isn't weak, the majority of guys in that division are really well rounded
>>74202259
You're way overthinking it. Germaine will be out for a while with her surgery and Cyborg still needs to get the USADA stuff sorted out. Just book the fight when they're both available.
>>74202254
>>74202255
The flyweight division is the weakest division and has the least quality of fighters, I don't know why you can't get this in your heads
>>74202259
isn't cyborg still suspended for pissing hot?
>>74202264
Hey man DJ is still a fantastic fighter, I just value Anderson's accomplishments more.
Is he fighting MM again? lol
he's the flyweight frankie edgar
>>74202276
I don't know why you can't get through your head that you are simply wrong
>>74202273
if cyborg gets suspended for longer than germaines recovery then megan gets a shot first. if not the cyborg gets it and defends it against megan afterward. its simple
>>74202280
because you have a fully functioning brain
>>74202267
this
the lighter the fighter, the more well rounded they have to be because they are way faster which allows them to capitalize on mistakes faster
>>74202283
It's him or Heis, and Heis didn't look too hot. Supposedly MM wants to break Anderson's title defence record before he starts doing big fights in bantamweight, so whatever works man.
>>74202283
>>74202280
because you don't have a fully functioning brain
>>74202285
MM, Benavidez and cejudo are the only relevant fighters in that division
Be stubborn all you want but it's a fact that it's the weakest
>>74202276
That's simply not true
>>74202287
Cyborg might not be getting suspended
>>74202297
>wet bandit
>>74202305
It's obvious your definition of relevant at this point is whatever fits your argument
Be retarded all you want but it's a fact you're wrong.
>>74202297
does adidas pay him to wear that shirt?
>>74202309
then she gets the first, there we go
>>74202309
Dana had the same hopes for Jones IIRC.
>>74202312
LMAO wow that's perfect
>>74202313
Name me 10 quality, known flyweight fighters without looking on the internet
Don't give me a list of taxi drivers
>>74202329
FLYWEIGHT
Champion : Demetrious Johnson
1 Joseph Benavidez
2 Henry Cejudo
3 Kyoji Horiguchi
4 Jussier Formiga
5 Wilson Reis
6 Ian McCall
7 Sergio Pettis
8 Dustin Ortiz
9 Ray Borg
10 Brandon Moreno
Seriously gaycunt?
>>>/b/
>>74202329
dude sam alvey is a top 15 middleweight
guys like him cannot exist at 125 pounds
they are technical as fuck everywhere by comparison
>>74201129
Krazyhorse.
Superior speed and superior nigger skills.
>>74202329
Mighty Mouse, Cejudo, Benavidez, Horiguchi, Elliott, McCall, Formiga, Borg, Moreno, Ortiz
I could give you more including Dodson who is still very capable to fight at Flyweight
>>74202347
who does Jarrod Brooks fight now lads?
>>74202347
>don't give me a list of taxi drivers
>>74202362
Most of Silva's quality wins in their prime would be top 10 at best today
Hold this L
>>74202362
Who is a taxi-driver there?
>>74202385
I don't want to get drawn into this, but you can admit that DJ is only the 'p4p GOAT' and that prime Anderson would beat him like a man beating a boy right?
>Muhammed can't accept that Mighty Mouse is the current p4p #1 and potential GOAT of the sport
How sad.
>>74201204
Technique and gdr size. I think this is the first time Holm fought somebody similar to her.
>>74202388
lmao the competition at flyweight is fucking steep
people don't like the fights because it's small humans that have a difficult time knocking each other out, that's it, that's the only thing
ISH
ISH
CHA
HIYAH
CHA
ISH
ISH ISH
>>74202397
I do accept but he will never be THE goat, only the current p4p goat
>>74202407
I honestly believe that her yelling lost her the fight
>>74202423
It made me never want to see her fight again
>>74201300
Andrade. Shes a bull
>>74202407
>relaxing around people of color
Holly learned a valuable lesson yesterday
i want to see ryan hall get heemed because he reminds me of all the autists in here. it's one of the only things the ufc has to offer that i'm looking forward to
>>74202437
I kind of felt the same man
>>74202454
Hall is going to meme his way to a title shot, I guarantee you
>>74202461
Maybe because they're 1/2 Dutch m8
>>74202469
Sure but halfcaste Americans seem to have much more pronounced black features.
>>74202484
Different breeds of nignogs probably
>>74202094
is being that skinny an unfair advantage?
Reminder that Khabib is as good as Dominick Cruz at avoiding strikes
>>74201333
Got the perfect walkout song for you, Nishi San
https://youtu.be/2p0rVpyxnwI
Imagine walking towards the octagon, steel faced and laser beem eye focus, you either wear full samurai armor or the Japanese WW2 pilot outfit. And almost forgot, just before you walk into the octagon you and your trainers shout "BANZAI!" then you now and walk into battle.
>Tfw I'll never be able to live this fantasy out cause I'm a fat neckbeard and not jap
>>74202503
>>74202505
GSP 73%
>>74202505
Not really. He just barely keeps it standing or even getting into exchanges to begin with
Once GSP became a lay and pray artist did people just continue buying his PPVs because he is attractive?
>>74202514
>>74202534
>>74202505
There should be a stat for how many of the strikes are avoided on the feet
>>74202535
he is charismatic, not just attractive
>>74201074
>Fuck Holly Holm and her crybabby ass fans
NY judges and NY ref fucked this one up hard
which midget is joanna fighting next jessica andrade or michelle waterson?
>>74202554
he's likable i don't think he's charismatic
>>74202505
haha wtf what a crazy stat
>>74202437
Was that the first time you watched her fight casual?
>>74202566
>he's likable i don't think he's charismatic
I think it's just certain types of people
read his book you motherfuck
>>74202534
I mean, according to the stats he avoids or blocks over 70% of strikes. Just because he's always taking it to the ground doesn't mean he doesn't have great striking defense.
>>74202505
>John Makdeesi top of the chart
>Even after Lando send him to the shadow real
Wew lol
khabib got rocked by tin can johnson
>>74202566
Charisma comes in many forms. For example, there's something magnetic about the Diaz brothers but they're uncouth cholos.
>>74202583
Yeah im just saying it doesn't mean it's as good as Cruz's either especially considering Cruz spends considerably more time striking and on the feet in general
>>74202592
Johnson is a good hard hitting striker dude. But Khabib needs to learn how to actually box or just don't even bother bullshitting and just rampantly shoot for takedowns
>>74202581
>>74202596
i know where you're coming from i don't think it's the best word to describe gsp
>>74202592
webm or it didn't happen
>>74202624
GSP is charming
>>74202636
that's a good word
>>74202644
it was my wife who came up with it, he definitely is charming
>>74202648
what does your wife's son think of GSP?
>Ronda hits Holm late
Joe: Ooh a bit late there
>GDR hits Holm late
Joe: ARGH WHAT THE FUCK TAKE A FUCKING POINT WHAT THE FUCK REF ARRRGGGHHH *rips off headset and screams at judges to take a point*
The headset thing really happened btw
>>74202659
she herself loves GSP, he's the reason she began watching fights with me in the first place
baby isn't born yet, I said Georges was a good name if it was a boy and she said tons of people are naming their baby that because of a prince naming his baby that or something?
Debate about whose GOAT is too speculative in MMA. It all comes down to style matchups and its hard to say there's a single fighter out there that matches up well with every other fighter
Sakuraba would smother Condit but would get battered by Robbie, but Condit beats Robbie. Those sorts of situations are far too common
>>74202659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynUjo99Gzbk
>>74202665
>The headset thing really happened btw
No it didn't idiot. Also he got mad when it happened the second time, cause it wasn't one hit, it was a combo.
>>74202689
Yeah I was exaggerating but I do think Rogan overreacted ridiculously on the first '''foul'''. Wouldn't shut up about it until halfway through the next round. Can't wait for his contract to be up.
>>74202665
yeap I was thinking the same too.Ronda's late strike was way more provocative also since things werent even heated at the bell
Dare I say that modern day philosopher and student of psychedelic drugs conspiracies and mixed martial arts is a bit biased
>>74202710
>>74202689
It really depends on how you interpret the rule.
If you think that the very moment the buzzer sounds that you should not throw any more strikes, they were definitely very late and very hard strikes my dudes
>>74202720
Well the way I see it, the first one was dirty but not illegal due to the buzzer still going and the ref not seperating them yet. Second was a blatant combo after the bell because she got frustrated lmao.
>>74202710
Yeah cause someone was breaking the rules. This isn't the first time he's gotten mad, he was seething when Romero was cheating, or even when Jones eye pokes someone. He's just a passionate commentator, and even when Ronda was getting destroyed at 193 he sounded like he wanted to fight Edmond.
>>74202720
They were late both times and intentional. Holly was beginning to get into her stride as well, and that hit no doubt affected her going into round 4, even though she won't admit it.
>>74202685
It's Jones
>>74202740
If DC had his reach he would for sure beat Jon, homeboy
Same with Rumble 2bh
>>74202767
If Grandma had mustache she would be grandpa
>>74202784
No she would just be grandma but with a mustache
>>74202767
Maybe, but they don't.
>>74202803
But they dont
>>74202735
>>74202739
they need to clarify whether or not a shot landed during the bell is a foul or not desu
>>74202812
*if they did
Fuck autocorrect
>>74202767
If I had any social skills, I would have a girlfriend
>>74202827
But they don't
>>>/wsg/1541680
I decided to webm with sound the first foul. Upon a solid rewatch, it only becomes more debatable. The show seems to have started to be thrown right at the end of the buzzer, or perhaps a split second after it, but the referee still hadn't gotten in between them at that point.
Thoughts lads?
>>74202813
It's a foul. Ref was dumb and inexperienced.
>>74202853
But if they did
>>74202857
It's not debatable. She threw it late after the ref said "that's it" and Holly had dropped her hands.
>>74201112
Beastin' 26/9
>>74202873
Do you understand the amount of time she had to adjust at that point? We're talking milliseconds here. Milliseconds.
>>74201512
is this shooped tho?
Yair new GF, solid 7?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBzBQYIvPEk
>>74202857
Looking at this it seems like she threw it at the same time ref said that's it
literally did nothing wrong
>>74202312
holy kek
>>74202904
Whitebois taking L's errywhere
>>74201300
Not the best but the most fun to watch. If she developed some basic boxing skills she could be a terror.
>>74202904
>one week later
>>74202931
Yair is right next to her, retard
>>74202926
Good enough for the shitters at 115
Unironically outworked and dominated one of the best strikers there and a kickboxing champ, what a joke
>>74202940
No shit. Just pointing out that they're on a date.
>>74202967
Dominated is a strong word. Hill lost clearly but she did damage and fought well.
>>74203006
To me it seemed pretty competitive for a one-sided fight if you know what I mean. Won all the rounds but Hill really paralyzed her with that Thai clinch and outboxed her easily for short periods of time.
>>74203006
Hill was getting beaten up all through
>>74203062
>To me it seemed pretty competitive for a one-sided fight if you know what I mean.
The term is 'close but clear'
>>74203067
Andrade hardly emerged unscathed though.
GOAT list by weightclass
FLW: Demetrious Johnson
BW: Dominick Cruz
FW: Jose Aldo
LW: ???
WW: Georges St. Pierre
MW: Michael Bisping
LHW: Jon Jones
HW: Fedor Emelianenko
Who the fuck is the greatest Lightweight of all time?
>>74203111
>Who the fuck is the greatest Lightweight of all time?
Khalabib
>>74203111
Conor "Notorious" McGregor
>>74203172
>Gooby
>1 (one) fight in the UFC lightweight division
yeah nah
>>74203111
Shinya Aoki
>>74203111
>Bisping over prime Silva
what
Anyone know what time Knuckle Up!™ is starting?
>>74201830
Good luck we ll fight one day
>>74203111
FLW: Mouse
BW: Dominick Cruz
FW: Jose Aldo
LW: Takanori Gomi
WW: GSP
MW: Anderson Silva
LHW: Wanderlei Silva
HW: Fedor Emelianenko
Open: Sakuraba
>>74203202
He just beat Prime Silva buddeh
>inb4 some casual tells me that wasn't Prime Silva because he lost to DC and Brunson
Bullshit, he looked far better in England than he did at the DC or Brunson fight, he showed up at the Bisping fight but it not going his way took it out of him
>>74203202
>le dancing roidman
Shut the fuck up England, you are dumb as fuck
Why is Sherdog full of so many cucks?
>>74203246
>Dooley gets a Gooby
like pottery
>>74203278
He's right.
Conor was set to fight RDA, RDA ducked.
Had he beat RDA he would have defended against Eddie Alvarez and we'd be at the current state.
>>74203227
my favorite part is when he yells KNUCKLE UP!!!
>>74203278
he's too intelligent to defend titles
which ufc fighter has the highest IQ?
>>74203278
I don't want to go on Sherdog, what's his argument?
>>74203311
Tyron
>>74203312
Wins the Cage Warriors FW title.
- Decides to make history and become a two division champion. Something no Irishman has done. Especially at a regional level, being a double champion will get you way more attention and hype than being a singular champ. Are we blaming him here?
Wins Cage Warriors LW belt.
- Gets signed by the UFC right afterwards. Are we fucking blaming him here too? Lmao. Can we stop bringing up "he didn't defend his Cage Warriors belts!!" I guess he should've told the UFC "sorry, guys, I have to defend my Cage Warriors belts. I must decline your offer"
Wins UFC FW title
- Again, attempts to make history by being the first fighter to hold two belts at the same time. Are we blaming him here? How dare he want to put on an epic event and fight for the fans! How dare he!
- Loses to Nate Diaz after RDA pulls out. Okay. Detractors will argue that he should've immediately defended his belt, yet are the same people who mock him for losing. Lmao. I honestly believe they are salty that Conor avenged his loss because now they look stupid when constantly trying to post gifs of Nate submitting him.
Wins UFC LW belt
- Again. Makes history instead of a title defense vs someone he already defeated in 13 seconds who wasted a year of his life by going on a media run and then pulling out of the biggest fight of his life 2 weeks before. Let's see. Fight a guy who most likely won't even show up who you already smoked with ease or move up in weight and make history?
- Wife is pregnant, yet available for a fight in march. The UFC did not reach out to him.
Mayweather fight on the table.
- Potential $100M payday. If you're honestly arguing his decision to choose this over any fight in the UFC you need experiments done to figure out what is wrong with you.
>tl;dr: He didn't defend because he didn't want to and that makes it okay.
>>74202415
Will he end up like barao?
>>74201074
> end of de roundemie
>>74203305
>titles
He only has one, and not for long
If Conor beat Khabib would you consider him the greatest fighter ever?
>>74203353
No.
>>74203353
>if a champion who got nothing but favorable matchups and was granted a title shot off of a 1-1 record defends a title once would you consider him the greatest fighter ever?
Gee, let me think about that
>>74203353
lol
>>74203334
seeing DJ get his chin deleted twice by the same fighter would be quality entertainment
>>74202204
>like Maia and hendo
this fucking faggot
>>74203324
Tyron Is The Wokest Niqqa For Sure
>>74201024
Watchin this live I remember wanting Brunson to recover, then I saw that Headkick and Got hyped as fuck.
Definitely one of those exchanges that go down in history
>>74203377
Not exacly same scenario but will he fall from p4p 1 to 15ranked and barao is only like 29
>>74203382
Tyron looks like Rashad with fetal alcohol syndrome and this look on his face like hes always smelling a fart
>>74203429
Barao's supposed fall-off is vastly overstated imo. I thought he beat Stephens and people only call the Nover fight a poor performance because they expect the finish even if it was a total shut-out.
Can't wait till wonderboy wins his title, cant stand having a champion whos a ngannou
>>74203468
It's Tyron's fight to lose, man. Everything in Wonderboy's arsenal is either neutralized or high-risk when it comes to fighting Woodley. His kicks leave him open for takedowns, he isn't capable of keeping Woodley away in order to win on points, he doesn't have much in the way of KO power, and he's outclassed in the clinch and on the ground.
>>74203486
I didn't expect the ground discrepancy to be that high. Tyron mauled him there, was passing with ease and putting the fear of god in him. I even saw Thompson turn his head and close his eyes at one point.
Howcome Lawler has dissapeared for so long, did he get heemed into a living death? i feel like he has the best chance at beating tyrone if he stays woke.
>>74203353
lol
>he doesn't consider conor the goatest of all time in any athletic competition in history
>>74203553
I don't mind him these days but you really can't call anyone that's lost to a Diaz brother a GOAT. There's a blueprint for beating them that only elite fighters can pull off.
>>74203553
Wouldn't even defend his wife from a bull let alone a title.
>>74203646
So everyone agrees that it's totally Artem's kid, right?
>>74203606
so RDA is more elite than goobs?
>>74201024
Whittaker's a bum.
>>74202230
>LOL graphic design, who needs that shit?
-the UFC
>>74203660
I'd say he is. McGregor's got 4 top 10 wins in his career, 2 of whom were champions. Meanwhile, Mendes came in on short notice and he went 1-1 with Diaz.
>>74203684
Agreed. Aldo is the best win either man has but RDA's done more.
>0 title defenses
>>74203684
oh i disagree my man
>alvarez whoops rda
>goobs whoops and sleeps alavarez
the math checks out on this one, remember its skill not accomplishments
>>74203553
t.196er
/heem/ is full of neet spergs and reddit is a hivemind of braindead opinions
why are there no good mma forums
i'm going to create my own and only let real /heem/sters in
>>74203729
>alvarez whoops rda
The RDA that literally passed out during the weight cut. He was a dead man walking, not a wonder he was heemed
>>74203740
t.newfag
>>74203757
>implying you're a real heemster
heem yourself
>>74203766
>american
opinion couldn't be less valuable lol
>>74203771
>panic flag banter
>thinks australians are human
go ahead and heem yourself buddy, im waiting
>>74203762
Says the sperg saying the Irish man who doesn't defend titles is the GOAT. What's wrong with you exactly?
>>74203775
this is exactly what I mean
thanks for exacerbating my original point
neet spergs looking for fights trying to take out their anger over literally meaningless shit
it's so old and played out
sigh
>>74203793
you're the one sperging out over muh sekret club shit, no one asked you to come here, BEAT IT! get lost
>>74203792
t. autist
>>74203793
hi pot, meet kettle
Any interesting fights on the next fight night card? The main event has the potential to be good but otherwise I don´t know about the rest of the card.
>>74203804
it's got nothing to do with that, as i'm sure you well know
it's about nothings like you detracting at every possible opportunity from real mma discussion
it's clear you've acknowledged and you yourself probably share my viewpoint but in staying ironic choose to act like a moron to further detract from our weak and dying general
>>74203823
Actually we were having a nice MMA discussion before you started sperging out
LOL
who /realmainevent/ here?
>>74203827
insecure autistic 14-year-old from an irrelevant MMA country flag baiting and shit posting. SHOCKING. i bet he even pretends to do BJJ
>>74203813
t.205er
>>74203827
you can't have "a nice mma discussion" with your vastly limited knowledge and casual experiences of the sport
you were talking about goober and fucking rda and an upcoming fight which has already been decided
have fun with your cyclical hypotheticals though; that's all you can contribute to /heem/
>This guy
>GOAT
Nope
>>74203838
>>74203813
>>74203792
>>74203762
samefag
>>74203836
>>74203827
definitely not samefagging
>any australian post is met with ridicule
>each australian post is the same person (a leaf speciality)
>flags WEREN'T a mistake
state of the board jej
>>74203353
If he Beats Khabib then Wonderboy you can make a case.
>>74203848
wrong
>>74203840
kill yourself
>>74203848
lol i defo figured you out. better luck next time, you lil shit
>>74203856
>i do good discussion
>baheh kill yoursolf! haha xddDdp
sorry about your autism
>>74203848
>2 (you)'s
Heh not bad kid
>>74203857
>i can use ms paint
next week on /heem/ burger chronicles: sperg learns ms word
Guys why does Australia have zero (0) MMA champions? it really is quite interesting, they are so close to south east asia and it's striking schools and Japan but they are all absolutely terrible at fighting. Really makes me think, should they even be allowed to comment on a sport they have no knowledge about?
>>74203869
most people aren't born in poverty/bullied/given a reason to learn to fight due to our safer society and higher quality of living
a better attempt though, i feel privileged that i am helping you to improve your level of posting
USA > Australia tonight, boys. i wish that meant something
>>74203869
>should they even be allowed to comment on a sport they have no knowledge about?
I don't think they should. I mean, I don't take the opinions of countries that don't have even one UFC champion seriously as is.
will the Hues ever strike back from their post Weidman humiliation?
>>74203869
>Guys why does Australia have zero (0) MMA champions?
What about Meeeeeeeeeeeegan
>>74203899
It's an interim belt lol
>>74203896
Dude it´s been almost four years, I think they´re past it. Brazil is still number 2 when it comes to having talented fighters.
>>74203896
Maybe JDS or Werdum can grab the belt and hold it for a little while before they get too old and brain damaged.
And Joe-say dos Lados although never getting his revenge on Conor cucking him.
There's Nunes and Cyborg. And maaaybe Jacaré.
>>74203922
Jacare is the best bet if he can strangle bisbang before anyone else, the problem is Hue prospects keep getting BTFO
>>74203869
If I shat on a whole country every time an American blew me the fuck out I'd consider myself pretty pathetic.
>>74203941
no one got btfo here but your shithole country fuck off and never come back you fucking loser
this discussion is over never you me again
>>74203922
>maaaybe Jacaré.
Don't worry my man. Jacare is the best MW right now, that's why everyone is ducking him. I believe he can beat Romero over 5 rounds.
is sambo a meme? or is it actually better than jiu jitsu
>>74203922
JDS and especially Werdum are deleted, they are only in the top 5 because its the HW division. Jacare is your best hope. But there are still great fighters around. Barboza, Almeida and Aldo are still great imo, despite some of their past losses.
>>74203953
it's a meme from when it confused people who barely knew jitz during fights
why hasn't mickey gall booked a fight yet?
literally wasting his prime years away chasing tail I bet
>>74203949
Rockhold and Whittaker would beat him and they are for sure not ducking him
>>74203962
Rockhold is ducking hard. Whittaker is a meme who is just waiting to be exposed like he did against wonderboy.
>>74203959
he's not in his prime yet, his striking is pretty terrible, he'll get btfo if he faces a non can
>>74203964
>Whittaker is a meme
American MMA knowledge
He probably thinks Holm beat GDR and Bruson beat Anderson
>>74203964
Yeah, """ducking hard"""" as opposed to just being a product of AKA
>exposed like he did against one of the best strikers in MMA
kek
>>74202505
>>74202542
That IS the stat for how many strikes are avoided on the feet, that stat doesnt inculde ground time
>>74203976
he's 25
what is he waiting till he's 30 to face a real opponent?
who should his next fight be?
>>74203983
>Gets flustered cause I insulted the only top ranked Ausfailian (actually from New Zealand) in the UFC
Don't take it personally kid.
>>74203955
>JDS and especially Werdum are deleted
Werdum is one fight removed from being champion and JDS beat the current champion after he had supposedly fallen off.
>>74204002
Don't give WME any ideas, they might do Gall/GSP for his return fight or something
>>74204008
That would be an amazing fight tho...
GSP would win, but still, gall would def have a chance
BOOK IT DANA
>>74202931
I dont get this post, are you saying shes going to get DP'd by khabib and Ali a week later?
>>74204004
>FUGG THISLL SHOW EM ;DD
>>74204007
Yes but their heydays are over. They are one knockout away from retirement. Just because Heavyweights talent supply is laughable doesn´t mean that they´re still on top of their game.
>>74203959
He wants to move down to Lightweight
>>74204022
Dude why are you so mad haha? If Whittaker fights Rockhold next you'll probably cry
>>74203353
he would probably be the greatest fighter within 145-155, his record matching silvas would just be a formality
>>74204023
Mate they're relevant top contenders, JDS is even getting a title shot. You're reaching so fucking hard.
>>74204027
Ah didn't know that
He wants McGregor, doesn't he...
Feed him to RDA
Still can't deal with the fact that I paid $30 lads.
>>74204036
oh wait nvmd rda is moving up to 170
feed him to lauzon
>>74203962
Jacare won the first fight lol.
>>74204045
Literally didn't lol
Why is it called HEEM?