/heem/: deleted knee edition

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Just so you lads are aware, /our girl/ is going to strangle some goof at LFA 6 on the 10th of March.

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>>74196019

Khabib bless

>>74196084
how can this not annoy you

>>74196133
I need context.

>netherlands has had 2 ufc champs
the rest of europe BTFO

>>74196155
He means Jacare is so much better it wasn't even a fight.

>>74196283
>De Randamie
>Champ

Lol.

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>>74196316
People want to watch Cyborg fight for some reason...

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http://www.gq.com/story/cody-garbrandt-ufc-at-the-buffet?mbid=social_twitter
Will he be able to curry the casual public's favour?

>>74196343
To watch a man beating a woman without going to jail?

>>74196358
>yfw cody pulls out due food poisoning

>>74196332
juice owl sun earth
apple lemon duck onion

is it hoe say?

>>74196384
never got food poisoning eating indian desu

>>74196397
>is it hoe say?
Yup, Congrats lad it was a tough one

Speaking of Jose, it's confirmed he's fighting Holloway at 212

>>74196420
hello pajeet

>>74196426
I actually only realised the first letters of each words spelled out his name after.
I thought it had to do with ducking onions, because mcgregor allegedly smells like onions

>>74196436
Need to learn how to make some nice tikka masala desu
So good mmmmm

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Derrick Lewis vs. Travis Browne
Johny Hendricks vs. Hector Lombard
Sam Sicilia vs. Gavin Tucker
Elias Theodorou vs. Cezar Ferreira
Sara McMann vs. Gina Mazany
Nordine Taleb vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio

>>74196466
please ignore these #fakepredictions

>>74196466
who is /freemoney/ on this card

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*punches after the bell*

>>74196478
Sara McMann. She's legit as far as women go. Her opponent is a TUF reject.

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>>74196498
too bad she loves jihad

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>>74196534

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>>74196497

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>Swanson vs lobov winner might unironically get a title shot

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>>74196534

>UFC 208 sold out

Are New Yorkers truly the realest of fight fans?

>>74196591
Honestly I wouldn't mind seeing Cub get another shot if he wins. I doubt he'd beat Aldo, but his last fight with him was 7 years ago and I'm interested in seeing what improvements he's made since.

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Just watched 208 and here's my blog

>De Randamie won by a mile,49-46 easily

Holm got countered every single time,stalled terribly in the clinch and landed only one good headkick and a straight left in the 5th.I dont get the contrversy,I also loved GdR for spicing shit up keeping it dirty and her comical cartoonish voice

>Silva 29-28

Except for the clich strikes in R1 Brunson literally dindu nuffin and got what he deserved

>Poirier vs Miller was spicy af as expected and deserve to be in the spicy banger list

I think we can all agree to that.That fight literally saved the card

Why Joe was so obsessed with those late punches ?
They weren't 2 sec late, bell rings and a punch is thrown pretty much at the same moment.
He's such a moron sometimes, couldn't keep talking about it for 10min

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>>74196478
Paul Felder and Sara McMann

>>74196696
they were late bro

>>74196722
the ref stops the round not the bell. I don't make it up, it's from Big John

>>74196478
Browne, Hendricks, and McMann is the free money parlay.

HISH

HISH

YUH

HIYAH

HIYAH

idk why everyone seems to think Khabib has it in the bag against Ferguson, El cucky has been fighting top fighters more recently than Khabib has, Khabib's most recent name was Michael Johnson basically

>>74196770
Hendricks sucks ass. Literally the best example of USADA's effects on a fighter, Lombard's fights were competitive atleast. He was destroying Magny and Hendo until he gassed/got caught.

>>74196846
Ferguson got clowned by Vannata, he aint that great

>>74196858

I'd say Pettis got USADA'd harder

>>74196858
He wasn't destroying Hendo.

Are women done main eventing and being pushed?

All their stars are ded now. Good looking broads can't fight

>>74196870
He dropped him and almost finished him in the 1st. It wasn't as bad as the Magny fight but it still could have been a 10-8 for him.

>>74196650

I'd be fine with Cub, but if Artem somehow wins, I don't see any justification for him vs Aldo. Although Aldo embarassing him would be a great meme fight

>>74196534
>I am wearing this symbol of oppression to stop those people who oppress people from being opressed

Women were a mistake

>>74196684
>I think we can all agree to that.That fight literally saved the card

not really, it was a great fight but still not enough to save a shit card where nothing else of note happened

>>74196596
Bane?

Based Germaine punishing Holly by beating the shit out of her after the bell

Will they rebook jacare and rockhold now?

Only other guy really in the mix is Whittaker, maybe he can fight Anderson next.

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How would John Wick do in the octagon?

If he ran a gauntlet going from Flyweight to Heavyweight's champs, where would he lose?

>>74196926
Dr pavel

I'm KGB

>>74196684
No one cares what someone who stole the products thinks.

>>74196955
>>>/asp/

>>74196696
I would punch Holly after the bell too for making those fucking noises

Sorry BOYS

Women just do it better

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ufc-208s-germaine-de-randamie-i-knocked-out-a-guy-who-had-40-pounds-on-me-i-have-the-credentials

Is Gustafson gonna fight again?

>>74196858
Jacare's body looks like shit relative to pre-usada, even you should be able to admit that much

>>74196982
No, he's done

>>74196881
cyborg will probably headline a couple of fox cards murking gdr holm anderson in that order and if karate hottie gets a titleshot, that'll headline some inbetweener sleepercard

>>74196980
Has GRRRL clothing signed her yet?

Cyborg is a roider

never rated her, or any female fighters

>>74196584
I love rose and her bald head. But i think it's kind of weird pat Barry is bald too, that would be like fucking the petite female version of yourself. I like guys and that still kinda grosses me out

>>74196982
yeah he is fighting glover

>>74196997
That's sad, I really want to see that Jon jones rematch.

>>74196964
>buying smth that is aired at 5 am

Nah fuck that.If the ufc doenst give a fuck about Yuros I dont give a fuck either

also
>crying about the profits of a billion dollar corporation

thats just sad.I bet you buy your Windows

>they created a wmma division for 3 fighters
WME everyone

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>>74196534
Why are women so stupid?

>>74197001
>waterson vs. joanna
jesus christ what a meme fight

>>74197015
if you dont' shave your own head with buzz clippers you're not a man anyway

>randamie announces broken hand right after the win
clever marketing

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Is he /ourguy/?

>>74196995
1. No it doesn't, it barely looks any different.
2. Irrelevant to the discussion. Stop trying to change the subject because you know another boring ass American Wrestler is going to get his shit pushed in.

>>74197034
>It's OK to steal from someone if they have over a certain amount of money

Stupid rationalization. I don't believe it either most criminals will steal from anyone big or small.

>>74197060
I'm mentioning him because he fought last night. He looks like shit compared to before. Totally like he is off the gear. Or he got old. Or he isn't training like he used to. Whatever you want to call it he objectively looks different physically. What is he like your uncle or something?

>>74196900
> but it still could have been a 10-8 for him

lol youre fucking stupid. Go rewatch the fight dummy.

I was at 199 live. I dont need some thirdworld namefag to tell me what happened.

>>74197056
I really really really hate this guys face

I liked rogan and dc on commentary together.

Anik is still devoid of any personality still.

>>74196443
Kek

>>74197056
He's shit

Always funny when a low income loser than watches fights via 480p streams tries to tell you what happened in a fight you watched in person.

>>74197087
BTFO

>>74197080
don't respond to anyone who uses a name

>>74197091
DC sucked.

>>74197100
you are the real loser, you bought tickets to that shit lmao

>>74197080
Grandpa Jacare is just getting old, that's all. In all seriousness though, I do agree he looked softer yesterday. It was barely noticeable and he didn't perform any differently than he normally does, so it's a non-issue really. There still has yet to be a fighter that's been JUST'd by USADA as bad as Pig Rigg.

>>74197127
>implying ufc 199 was a bad card
lmao it was 100 times better than any card ive watched lately

>>74196909
If Aldo beats Holloway, featherweight will boring as heck. No one will be able to challenge him, hope he moves up after.

>even ironically thinking you're going to convince a fan of a fighter that the fighter roids

unless they fail a test, and probably even if they do, you're probably not going to change their mind

>>74197120
But I disagree, now what do we do?

>>74197129
>Bigg rigg was usada'd
This is what casuals believe

His business got bankrupt, ditched his nutrtionist and he switched camps. Thats why he looked like shit lately

The fighted that got JUST'd is pettis

>>74197087
So, where's your argument fag? Everything I said is objectively correct. If you really did see it live you would have seen Hendo getting rekt.

>>74197090
>>74197095

>hating on Based Belal

>>74197129
Belfort

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>>74197140
>boring as heck

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lol

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I've been saying this for over a month

Belal vs Perry is the moneyfight to make.UFC get your shit together

>>74197197
Bisping's chin is far better than Rockhold's

>>74197189
>americantopteam
>american

really makes you think
and bisping's family lives in california

>>74197159
>Pre-USADA: 5-round cardio, one punch knockout power, crisp striking, never missed weight in his career, powerful Wrestling.

>Post-USADA: Pillow fists, gasses after 2 rounds, regressed striking ability, misses weight repeatedly, now has to grind people up against the fence for 2 minutes before he can secure a takedown.

What did they mean by this?

>>74197197
How is Conor god tier?

He got wobbled by a Nate Diaz straight left.

>>74197197
>Sanchez, Brown and Lawler all got heemed recently

really makes you think...

>>74197159
>>74197213
You're both wrong

GOAT GSP took his soul

>>74197210
>>74197216

Im just posting some old images

That was made before the first Diaz fight, like right after Honda got heem'd

>>74197176
Vitor got off the TRT Months before USADA came into play, not the same.

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>>74197197

This being the original chin tier list

>>74197213
yeah bro Steroids make you fight 5 rounds and not miss weight lmao

Would tell you to step inside a gym for once in your life but since you live in a god forsaken shithole so..

>>74197197
>Robbie god tier
Stopped reading right about there fella

>>74197236
I think bj has the GOAT chin tbqh.

He got dropped for the first time in the yair fight and has taken some brutal beatings.

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>>74197236

>>74197236
Faber shouldnt be that low. That stoppage in the Barao fight was bullshit.

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>>74197251
>shithole

Which is ironic as you're constantly getting your shit pushed in by all the mudslimes in "your" country.

>>74197257
This is shit.

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>>74197257

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>>74196584
>>74197015
>tfw your gf gets the same haircut as you

>>74197257
ryan hall is autism tier as well

>>74197189
NATO Bless

>>74197273
Why did her husband kill himself?

>>74197277
kinda looks like studboy on here

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>>74197273

>>74197288
she refused to sit on his face

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>>74197299

anyone got the favourite fighters template?

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>>74197056
>>74197095
>>74197175
Belal nearly heemed Jouban in the 3rd after taking the fight on short notice and training during Ramadan
He got caught against Luque
He's looked good in both of his other fights
Punished Belal will make you acknowledge what he's capable of soon enough

>>74197318
literally one good fighter

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>>74197318

>>74196864
Except that he stopped him in rnd 2, and turned his face into hamburger meat.

>>74197251
You utter retard. Typical Dutchfag, Heem used to be great until you fags started popping up after last night. Do you know what EPO is? Do you know how Diuretics work? PED's or Performance Enhancing Drugs aren't just limited to muscle-building steroids like Stanozolol or Clenbuterol , they have a variety of uses, such as stimulating the amount of red blood cells created by your bone marrow to improve aerobic respiration and thus cardio, (EPO) or helping you cut weight (Diuretics). How fucking casual are you?

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>>74197353
Khabib was on this list in March of 2015
>there are casuals who claim he doesn't have fans

(see >>57250103)

>>74197375
Shut up, nerd.

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I think we all know who the most USADA'd fighter really is

>>74197375
Your the biggest f****in nerd in heem

>the guy screaming "Fuck you dana" during Germaine's post-fight interview
lel

Also she clearly won

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>>74197375
>namefagging for any reason

>>74197418
That one man spoke for every person in that building

>>74197422
Nameladding for Jacare is as noble a cause as any. One day you'll understand. Jacare bless.

>>74197382
What should Darrel have done?

>>74197445
Jacare doesn't deserve a title shot before Yoel

>>74197474
Not necessarily, but much like Maia he should still have a guaranteed shot against the winner.

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>>74197449
go back in time and train wrestling for decades so that he could have defended Khabib's takedowns

>>74197532
jin soo bringing the bants

>>74197532
I laughed

but that is a youtube comment tier post

>>74197532
lol Joe's sperging out over the punch kept me entertained

I'm glad they got rid of Goldberg

He is really bad at the job considering how long he had been doing it

>>74197197
Lawler never had the best chin, he was KOed long ago

>>74197556
One of them was clearly legal too, Joe's such a pussy

(Plus it's up to the ref to seperate fighters, if you don't hear the bell it's not your fault)

>be american
>have to pay thousands of dollars a month for training at BJJ gyms run by third rate black belts who couldn't hack it as a pro and retired to become trainers
>be brazilian favelado
>can literally just walk down the street and get training for cheap or even free by world class fighters and grandmasters

How is this fair?

>>74197579
ye commentator bias played a role in Silva vs. Brunson as well, although idk how you could give Silva all 3 rounds

>>74197585
idiot

>>74197556
I kinda felt like Rogan was at podcast mood yesterday

Looked like he was trying to talk about DMT with DC at some point.Maybe he misses Goldie

>>74197585
the catch is that you are a Brazilian favelado

Fedor vs Mitrione next weekend

Who you got?

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>>74197628

Mitrione

any weebms of last night? Like the punch after the bell, or Silva going all Eddy Gordo?

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>>74197625
Who wouldn't be depressed having to sit next to Anik for hours.

>>74197628
might be rigged idk

>>74197650
>hey ref, can you take 10 years off my life?
>say no more fâm

>>74197650
What's the fucking point of stoppage if he got up and kept fighing?
Stoppage should take place if further beating will lead to death.

>>74197585
>be brazilian favelado
>get shot walking down the street

brazilian favelado sounds like a fast food franchise brand name to me

jacare is gonna be a champ in 2017!

>>74197628
I think I might go with Fedor just for old times sake. Mitrione may be the bigger, stronger opponent but in terms of skills (Striking, Grappling etc) Fedor beats him everywhere.

all my bets were riht last night except safety net bet on boetsch KO and GDR ruining one of my parlays, cant complain with being somewhat gifted the Anderson Silva decision though.

Why was Brunson so fucking shook? It made him look worse than he actually did

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>>74197721

Fighters should get a 10% increase in their purse if they get a finish.

>>74197797
Ok.

>>74197767

Anderson was in his head, Brunson couldn't get over the feeling of "holy shit I'm fighting my idol, one of the GOATs."

>>74196584
Finger on the trigger pointed at his lady. She has the muzzle pointed up and finger across the trigger guard. This guy is a fucking retard.

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reminder that GDR literally did nothing wrong

>>74196584

legit thought those were two dudes LMAO

>>74196684
i liked islam fight and those 2 children fighting

>>74197129

He's definitely off the gas, or at least on less of it than he used to be. He is getting old, but 37 isn't so old that steroids can't cover for it, at least in terms of looks.

It's true that he didn't perform any differently than he normally does, but then he was facing a guy ranked literally 10 spots below him. Against a guy closer to his level, like Romero, Rockhold, Mousasi etc, the lack of juice could be more of a factor.

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>>74196466
that reminds me, i should make the real prediction template now. Black Beast is gonna be the meme of the week

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>>74196584

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>>74197898

So who's next after Megan Anderson do we gotta wait 2 years before Cyborg can fight for the belt?

How long can post-USADA Jacare stay afloat? He looked alright against Boetsch but the fight was a huge stylistic mismatch in Jacare's favor. Does he stand a realistic chance of weathering Yoel's blacksplosiveness? Does he have the heart to go 3+ rounds with Bisping?

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>>74197962
lmao they'll probably sign some 145ers from lower promotions but you gotta be deep to know who the top girls at 145 outside of invicta and the ufc are so good luck to them

Is Sakaki our new /guy/?

>fights end
>watch post fight PRESSER
>watch post fight analysis
>shitpost Sunday
>spend next week preparing for next set of fights
>watch next weekends' fighters recent fights
>watch countdowns, embeddeds, etc...
>listen to technical analysis from PREMIER MINDS
>watch fights
>repeat

>>74196466
Condit
Stipe
Tumenov
Brandao
Trujillo

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/islam/
/muhammad/
/khabib/

No Holly's thong webm?

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FREE FIGHT RAYKWON VS LIL JON

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=296_1486897299

>tfw white and understood every word

>>74198003

>women's 145 is now a thing
>hogda comes out of retirement
>she's now free to eat all the ice cream, pizza, and bacon burgers she wants without worrying about the weight cut
>gets in the octagon and manhandles her opponent
>judo sweep and then 4 minutes of wrestlefucking
>half of her opponents suffer heart failure
>ronda champ by 2018
>implying this won't happen

wait and see goofballs, wait and see.

>>74198032
There's not better was to just exist

who is the edgiest lord from the MMA universe?

>>74198085
Jason Miller

>>74198040

subhanAllah it gives me such joy to see the MMA world utterly dominated by upstanding Muslim men

*punches you after the bell*

*flicks a front kick at your coach*

>>74198022
yeap

heem needs a flyweight jap Diaz

also deRandamie is our girl for keeping shit spicy and wanting to just stand and bang

Why would the UFC make this fight? I like Boetsch a lot, but this was a horrible match up for him

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>>74198164
Forgot pic fuck

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>yfw Lobov literally dies in his next fight and Conor becomes shock for life and never fights the same

>>74198164
They needed fights on the card and Jacare needed a fight. That's the only explanation I can think of

Jacare is playing his cards as horribly as possible though just constantly saying he'll fight again before a title shot

>>74197036
Omfg punished silva hahahah

>>74198085
Rory "I wish they would let me get my balls deleted as well as my nose" MacDonald

>>74196466
draw
draw
draw
draw
santiago bernabeu

>>74197375
based mick

Can't wait ain't for our boy to heem the black meme

https://youtu.be/KvrdHw77BEc

>>74198245
>santiago bernabeu

be careful

There might be only 11 fights for an FS1 card next week

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>>74196466
Lewis
Lombard
Sicilia
Ferreira
McMann
Taleb

They should fucking cut Jon Anik. Worst commentator of all time.

Is karate racist?

>>74198288
Cut Stann too while they're at it

>>74198288
I forget which fight it happened, but Joe Rogan outed him as a degenerate gambling addict. Was hilarious.

>>74198288
and Cormier too

he was boring as fuck and overall terrible

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UFC 208 was a fucking disaster

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>>74198288
they should cut Rogaine

Cruz / Jim Ross PPV
DC / Bas Rutten Fox/FN

i will meme this into existence

>>74198328
how many buys did it do?

UFC should just form a Rogan-Edgy-Cruz commentary team already

Also let them talk about random shit during the fights and have Eddie read those commercials

Guarranteed entertainment and quality analysis

So glad Cannonier got emasculated

Also glad about the money I won

>>74198321
what the...... shut the fuck up you idiot.

>>74198356
Eddie Bravo isn't funny

>>74198351
Too early to tell. I'm guessing Anderson barely pushed it over the 200k marker

>>74198365
get fucked daniel

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>>74198268
>hey you want a break after this 1 min of footage
>yes lets check out this new game

>>74198376
you are such a fucking pussy like oh my god

i wish they would let me over there so I could spit in your face

If Holly gets this decision overturned, who will get the belt?

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>>74198385
you'll do nuttin you fat slob

>>74198185
He doesn't have a choice. The Yoel loss as close as it was, was a big setback for him. The UFC don't care for him because he isn't a draw outside of Brazil, so he just has to keep winning fights until they have no choice but to give him the shot. Not to mention he has a family to feed. It sucks, but it's just how it is.

>>74198394
ME

>>74196696
1st time ref should of warned and say next time I'll take a point away. 2nd time should of deducted. Simple as that. It's not like Holm after getting hit tried to hit her back, it was all gdr. And Joe did have a point, the 1st late hit staggered Holm.

>>74196846
It's just a simple fact that nobody matches well with khabib. Not even McGregor's movement and accurate counter striking skills can deter khabibs grappling. Once he gets a hold of you it's game over. All you need to do is look at his past fights, nobody has an answer to his wrestling and superior grappling. The way he's able to trap his opponents arms and legs on the ground is amazing.

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dont forget to appreciate comfy heem while it lasts fellas

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>>74198526
Nice to be just the bros

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and its gone

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>>74198548
What's gone?

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*alligators towards you*

>>74198600
>Gassing yourself this hard BEFORE the fight

KEK

Tfw when you love Dominick Cruz
Tfw he still has no gf

There is hope

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>>74198630

>>74198630
Do you think he also has weird and unexpected sex moves?

>>74198646
You mean he's gay?

>>74198639
Nigga, back up. I'm sure you have a crush on at least one fighter in the UFC.
>>74198646
Hnnnnng. I didn't even think about that kek kek.

Every time I watch one of his snapchats or IG vids, my heart dies. He seems like an actually cool guy. Just wanna train with him and chill with Dojo.

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Who's your favorite black fighter?

>>74197628
Really want Fedor to win. Doubt it, tough.

>>74197628
praying for Fedor

>>74198040
Does his religion allow him to sexually harass grown up man like that? What will Allah do with him?

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Megan already knows whats up

>>74197120
Single crotch and run the pike!

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>>74196466
Lewis
Lombard
Tucker
Theodorou
McMann
Ponzinibbio

GDR v. Holm could've been such a great fight if Hom wasn't desperately trying for the TD the whole fight

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>>74198630
r u gril

http://www.flocombat.com/article/51907-why-doo-ho-choi-versus-renan-barao-isn-t-happening#.WKDDcH-BTIV

choi/barao not happening. we got memed

>Holm on a 3 loss streak

what a bum

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>>74198630
r u energy drink ?

>0 (zero) Knockouts

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

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>I rate Holly Holm

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>>74198941
her face as they announced the winner was an emotion ive never quite seen before. it was disgust mixed with hatred with a tinge af sadness. she just might kill someone tonight

>>74196926
Khabib is one of the masked men at the beginning of the movie during the airplane scene

DESHI BASURA

>>74198957
>im just here for violent knockouts
this sport really isnt for you friend. you should check out muay thai tho

>>74197628
>Fedor
i don't see how any sane person could think he'd beat Mitrione, and i don't even like Mitrione. Maldonado was a tailor-made Fedor punching bag and looked what happened there. Fedor is my all time favorite fighter and i honestly wish he'd just take super fights or circus fights now. i'd love to see him against Wanderlei, Cro Cop, or any other vet fighters looking for a few buck in their twilight years.

Imagine Holm/GDR never happened and they just had GDR move up to fight Cyborg just like Lina Lansberg did, weather it was at 140 or 145 everyone would have thought that was a joke fight

>>74197034
Greek girls have the best feet, could save the greek economy if greek women whored their internationally to footfags

>>74198912
Lol, does it matter? My love for Cruz transcends all typical boundaries.
>>74198946
HNNNNNGGGGGG POST MORE CRUZ PICS

>>74199019
cuck

*makes anime noises before throwing a punch*

>>74199006
still is famalam

>>74198919
barao vs waldo book it

>the one finish last night came from a horrificly bad match up

Was this the worst card of all time?

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>youre out with your qt
>this guy walks up slaps your girls ass
>he looks directly into your eyes
>makes this face

What do?

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Things that make you go hmmmmm

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>>74196466
Lewis
Lombard
Tucker
Theodorou
McMann
Taleb

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>>74199048
FISH
SHISH
DISH
SHSHISH

>>74199086
Politely ask him to stop slapping my hand

>>74199068
it definitely up there. I can understand a card that looks decent on paper turning out to be boring but thats just the way mma goes some times. The real problem with 208 is that it was shit on paper and even worse IRL, the match ups made no sense and the main even was a joke

>>74199048
Why does she fucking do it after decades of training and competing ? Nobody does that and certainly not as much as Holmes

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>>74196466
Browne
Hendricks
Sicilia
Theodorou
McMann
Ponzinibbio

>>74199089
hopefully its anthony johnson

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>>74199089
>Johnson vs Chiesa
Should be a highlight reel knockout for Johnson
Dariush was soundly beating Chiesa on the feet, and Johnson managed to stuff a few takedowns from Khabib
I can't see Chiesa winning this, based on what we've seen from both fighters recently

>kalabeeb cocksuckers

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guys, i want to add """"""expert"""""" picks to the heem predictions just to see how they goof but i dont wanna have to skip through 15 different 50 minute vids to find picks. can they be found in any one place?

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>>74199175
>/pol/ memers who are threatened by successful muslims and try to find any possible excuse to talk shit about them

>>74198312
what did he say? I was watching the ruskie broadcast

>>74198064
>No Holly's thong webm?
sauce?

>>74199117
kek

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>>74199199
>/pol/ boogeyman

>>74198493
kalabeeb eats way too many shots in the early goings, mcgregor hits like a welterweight

>>74199199
What does that have to do with my post?
Take your opinions elsewhere

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>>74199180
http://mmajunkie.com
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ufc-208-staff-picks-holm-or-de-randamie-silva-or-brunson-our-crew-nearly-is-split-down-the-middle

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>>74199156
>Dariush was soundly beating Chiesa on the feet

Lol no he wasnt. He had two minutes of getting some decent shots on with shart in mart Chiesa before Chiesa completely turned the tides and almost broke the overrated memeshitter's jaw

Far more likely Johnson huffs and puffs for three rounds, getting some good shots in before getting frustrated, doing something stupid, then getting choked out

I WAN MONEY FIGH

DANA GIV ME MAYWEDDA

>>74199226
Not so much as that as it is Khabib throwing hilarious chicken wing shots that expose his chin and jumping in like a retard

He just needs to go for the takedown and do none of that funny game boxing

His brother is unironically a better and cleaner striker than him

>>74197257
Werdum and silva to meme tier.

>>74197257
that list is outdated like 2 years outdated

>>74199277
thanks my man. thats a pretty good collection but all of them are literal whos. i think i need more meme picks. like luke thomas, robin black, ariel helwani, and such

>H-Holly is gonna win b-because she's my w-wife and Bj P-Pen!!!!!

KEK

>>74198848
It felt kinda sad, knowing she's just tiring herself, and that she's not gonna take her down. I hope for a rematch, with different strategy, I believe she can heem GDR. If that cunt doesn't shook her after the bell again.

Is JacksonWink a meme camp?

>>74199401

That would be because the list was made about 2 years ago friendo

>>74199407
>A-arlovski is gonna win because he was champ when I had CRT TV

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kek /heem/ how does this make you feel?

>>74199102
DELET

>>74199418

>Jackson-Wink fighters coming off a loss
Holly
Reem
"""Dodson"""
Cerrone
Hamilton

>Fighters coming off a win
Waterson
Lando
Cub

Not counting Jones because he's off the roster. I've been saying their camp is overrated for over a year now

>>74199438
so why post it then

>>74199467
I hate her personality but the upside is I can meme about it here

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>>74196466
Browne
Hendricks
Tucker
Theodorou
McMann
Taleb

>>74199484

see>>74197224

>>74199283
Chiesa is WAY better than people give him credit for. I'd put a $100 on him in a fight against Ferguson easy.

>>74199482
do you realise how many fighters fight for jackwink why did you only list the most known ones

>>74199467
>after 10+ years finally another dutch champ
hup holland hup

>>74199411
see >>74197836

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>>74199467
>> watching woman mma

>>74199467
I don't mind it, let's see what UFC does with the rest of that division now

>>74199467
Honestly it's fucking stupid. congrats to her but this whole womens FW shit is just dumb. 135 is already too thin.

They should have made a 125 or 105 division.

KIAH KIAH KIAH *punches at air*

>>74199513

Because I don't feel like using Google.