Previous Thread >>74133187
UFC 208 this Saturday 10 PM only available on PPV
SPERG OP ON SUICIDE WATCH
nice
Nunes would kill Joanna
prove me wrong
rory = god tier boy imo
spergOP is going to commit an act of terrorism
Is anyone here purchasing ufc 208
>>74136287
people actually buy ppvs at 2017?
lmao
>>74136287
yes
>>74136294
>>74136294
>>74136294
REAL NEW!
>>74136295
get fucked
Who wins Holly or Germane?
>>74136322
GDR
mma is the most hardcore sport
Who do you see as a new champion in 2017?
>>74136336
Jacare
>8(
>>74136336
Holloway
>he cant afford to pay for ppv
>PPVs aren't part of his satellite channel subscription
>>74136384
Who's your satellite provider in italy?
>>74136356
>>74136372
You two fags arguing over new threads and OPs is one of my favourite heem memes.
>>74136387
Sky
>>74136391
me too lol
>>74136384
>he pays for TV
is this the new /heem/
>>74136454
I am responsible for /heem2.0/
Y'all welcome.
>>74136460
do we finally merge with /box/
>>74136475
No. /box/ had their chance, now they're on their own. /heem/ will replace /sp/ itself in 8 months if we all follow my lead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd4cE0V6qIg
Weekly Jack "Hack" Slack
for future threads
>>74136475
I opened one of their threads the other day and they actually buy PPV's and someone was using their purchase ticket number or something to determine the number of buys it had
Very archaic
Yoel has the most based translator in the UFC
>>74136503
>>74136491
can you photoshop a reflection of schaub into his eyes please
WHO
rewatching ufc87
time flies, huh
>>74136503
yoel is most based fighter in mma see you soon boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>all the /heem/ shitters are non-whites
Why am I not surprised?
>>74136503
He always seems so infatuated with yoel. I think he´s in love with him.
>>74136489
cheers la
>>74136619
Yoel is his bear.
>>74136336
Jon Boner Jones
>>74136173
You can't joking about OP, be careful. #thisisnotshow
Upcoming events:
2/10: LFA 3 - Spann vs Giles
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: M-1 Challenge 74 - Yusupov vs Puetz
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
Previous thread: >>74133187
News:
>Werdum-Rothwell set for UFC 211
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/report-fabricio-werdum-ben-rothwell-will-join-champ-stipe-miocic-vs-junior-dos-santos-at-ufc-211
>Jacare expects Romero rematch after UFC 208 because he knows Bisping will duck both of them
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/7/14400736/jacare-souza-expects-yoel-romero-rematch-ufc-208-michael-bisping-is-running
>Blaydes wants Ngannou rematch in future
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/7/14513340/curtis-blaydes-wants-francis-ngannou-rematch-in-the-future
>UFC 211 opening odds
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/opening-odds-champ-stipe-miocic-more-than-2-1-favorite-over-junior-dos-santos-in-ufc-211-rematch
>>74136336
Yoel
very important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12295779
http://www.strawpoll.me/12295779
http://www.strawpoll.me/12295779
>>74136619
I agree. He stares at Yoel hanging on to every word Yoel says tbqh
>>74136503
Overrated
>>74136487
*Potions Lead*
>>74136398
Whoa I never knew Sky was satellite. Makes sense. What do pay per month? My directv bill is like $110, if I order one PPV the bill goes up to $170
>>74136868
Holy shit that is expensive, my satellite TV deal is 10 USD per month and I get UFC PPV's included in that
>>74136489
Nice I got the first dislike this week
>>74136549
Bro I watched UFC 52 Couture vs Liddel two nights ago. Everyone (Dana, Joe, Goldie) looked young as fuck. Even Hendo looked young.
we do not deserve this man
>>74136881
Post your bill, I dont believe you.
>>74136523
if Fedor loses we riot
>>74136619
>>74136666
>>74136789
>These asocial, pornography addicted, sexually confused goofs who never had a close male friend
Sad!
>>74136912
I'm not gonna post screens from my bank
>>74136925
WHERE
DO
YOU
THINK
YOU
ARE
>Anonymous 02/08/17(Wed)07:24:01 No.74136215â–¶>>74136250
>>74136195
>actually can't, i'm walking to class right now
So you posted >>74136712
while in class? Like from your computer?
Shouldn't you be paying attention to your instructor, or looking over class material?
>>74136927
log in to your sky tv account and screencap the bill. Whats hard about that?
>>74136868
>$110
pretty ridiculous desu
40 per month here (including divegrass and lots of other sports)
>>74136932
Guess where I'm from.
[spoiler]NOT AROUND HERE[/spoiler]
>>74136944
I don't have a sky tv you goof, I got Polsat
>>74136503
Why does Kenya do so much shitposting on /sp/ and nowhere else
>>74136961
>thinking spoilers work on /sp/
yeah, I can see that
>>74136964
Your the goof tryna lie about having something then making excuses and sidetracking when pressed to prove it.
>>74136964
Poland doesn't have satellites you little cabbage-eating liar.
>>74136972
>This turbo dickbreath anal fissure having shitbird trying to flex at the OWNER of /heem/
Looks like we got ourselves fresh meat, lads.
>>74136983
lmao m8, face it, americans are just cucked when it comes to spending
>>74137001
Maybe youre cucked when it comes to net income.
>>74136925
I´ve had some best buds. I don´t look at them that way. Stop projecting.
>>74136996
>turbo dickbreath anal fissure
>shitbird trying to flex
yes, new fancy words
glad you're back, puto
>>74137006
Yeah that's also true
>>74136983
Plot twist: he's 14 and his mom won't let him see the bill
>>74136996
nah spoiler tag some more posts my man, it's a good look. ironic spoilering.
>>74136983
It's a combined bill with internet 40 for TV, 60 for net. 4 PLN = 1 USD
>not filtering spainsperg
lads, not a good look for you
>>74137007
>Projecting
If anything I'm projecting normality. Next you'll say DC is gay for loving his friend Cain.
How insecure are you, buddeh? You're an average bloke, I'm a friendship Samurai.
>>74137012
W O O O
T I O
>>74137031
I'm bringing the ironic spoiler back in vogue. In a few years y'all will be thanking me.
>I was already making plans for 209
>Have to suffer through 208
Wew. Might be a sleeper hit like 199 tho.
>>74137049
How? I´m not familiar with filtering.
>>74137037
Ok well that's $25, not $10 like you originally said.
So then your internet is via satellite? We have satellite internet at our vacation house and the speeds are shit and we can only use like 10 GB a month.
My internet is via cable and it's like $70 a month, unlimited data. I get like 50 down/10 up over wifi.
>>74137118
If you get 4chanx you can use the menu to filter by flag, shit in the namefield, content in the post, filename, all kinds of options. Spainsperg is predictable enough that I haven't seen a post from him in months.
>>74137127
Nah I got internet through fiber but sat TV, only bill is combined because they offer discount for packages. And tv is 10 bucks of that
>Filtering
Pussies.
>>74137156
your head is so far up your own ass
>>74137157
lol quit arguing with that dude he don't even bundle. you won this round, poland
I could heem every white boi here
>>74136934
>10:24:01
>11:45:53
I know it's too much to ask of you, but please try to have an IQ above 7 next time you make a post on /heem/.
>>74137323
not a chance bud I'd slap you around
>>74136712
How the fuck is Stipe that big a favourite?
>>74136904
this is actually fucking hilarious
>>74137336
We'll see about that bud. Meet me behind Kelsey's tonite
>>74137337
Recency bias. Overeem knocked JDS out between when he decisioned the fuck out of Stipe and when Stipe knocked Overeem out. Plus the champ is almost always the favourite.
>>74136904
Yoel should be so much more than a soldier. He ought to at least be a colonel of God.
>>74137359
Kind of a rhetorical question really, I understood all of those reasons, just wanted to get the discussion going about how those two match up.
*blocks your path*
who has the biggest penis in mixed martial arts?
>>74137422
Jon Jones was carrying MAGNUM CONDOMS
>>74136969
I shitpost everywhere but most boards don't have flags (and by everywhere I mean on /fit/)
>>74137007
>responding to Spain
You should know better, Hans
>JDS getting a third titleshot after one win
>Other contenders don´t exist
>The state of HW division
Its incredible how much easier it is for the heavyweights to get to the top compared to the lighter divisions. Ironically its incredibly difficult to defend the HW belt. Really makes you think
>>74137422
I do.
>>74137422
cyborg
>>74137334
Never heard of a college/uni where the classes werent two hours long.
>>74137156
running from a fight and getting triggered on a chinese image board, mommy mommy i want my safe space.
>>74137337
Miocic looked good in his last fights, comes from 4 wins by K.O. and Cigano got 2 wins by dec and 2 losses in his last 4
>>74136904
Already taken down :(
gofundme
michael-bisping-retirement-party
>>74137502
>>74136904
>>74137511
sorry bro
>>74137495
>if people don't want to read my drivel, they're trying to make a safe space!
nigga I don't read tom clancy either, go be derivative elsewhere
>>74137495
Except he looked better than ever against rothwell and he's already beaten stipe.
https://youtu.be/1FwHxTZmRCQ
Heavy Hands
(Spoilers: GDR is going to murder Holm)
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/8/14543654/kimbo-slice-bellator-149-pre-fight-medical-documents-kevin-ferguson-dada-5000-mma-news
Kimbo's pre-fight medicals got FOI'd
>>74137495
your waifu a shit
>>74137551
JDS vs Stipe 1 was a fun fight, shouldn't be too hard to sell the rematch
>>74137422
Phil Davis
>>74137356
alright bud and if you let me know before you show up I can make up an extra order of dip and I'll sneak it out back if you want so we can have some before we throw down if that's cool I usually have a snack before I throw down is all just so long as it's cool I'll bring some out just let me know
*gallops towards you*
>>74137672
Mickey tapped
>>74137672
this is always funny to me because avoiding the one-two punch and shooting a double-leg was the first thing i learned in jiu jitsu
>>74136173
>only available on PPV
We'll just see about that.
>decide to take a look at the boxing thread on /sp/
>like 1 post every 10 minutes
kek nice 'sport'
>>74136287
I'll PPV 209, but I'm not paying for this shitter.
>>74137735
Enjoy your v&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siDix6t-1fM
>>74136287
>buying the shittest PPV of the year
>>74137760
>dat slag from :25 to :30
MUH
Why doesn't Barnett commission a manga of his adventures in MMA?
>Travis Brown + Johny Hendricks yields +362
>>74137769
Why are Cubans so based?
>>74137757
Funny thing is, 208's not worthing PPVing and it's not worth getting v& for. Hell of a thing.
>>74137769
>The Natty GOAT has fought
>Anderson
>Rashad
>Hendo x2
>Wandy
>TrTor
>Rockhold x2
>Matt (i defeated Jon Jones) Hamill
Why would he be scared of Roidero?
>>74137551
cigano fought smart against rothwell, it was a good fight but a k.o is always more impressive and miocic k.o. overeem and werdum who are bigger names than rothwell.
I'm with cigano in this fight and the bet odds looks kind of fair to me.
>>74137597
seeing that pic make me remember the pride anime intro, the good ol days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKK-phzGJmE
>>74137786
he's an american
>>74137596
GNR gasses in the 4th and Holly is so much faster in the 4th and 5th that she wins an easy decision.
>>74137780
Hendricks is getting mauled. Just put your money on Browne.
>>74137808
I dunno
Its a debate whos more deleted now, Hector or Hendricks
>>74137806
GDR is getting the finish in round 2. This is going to look like a homicide.
>>74137814
That's not the kind of bet I like to make. And again, Browne should be the favourite by a country mile. Just do a single and take the free money.
>>74137814
at least Hendricks didn't get two life changing beating in a row, either Lombard wins early or Hendricks grinds him out.
>>74137832
>Browne should be the favourite by a country mile. Just do a single and take the free money
Browne will stand and get heem'd
>>74137841
Cain was an early stoppage coming after spinning shit from fucking downtown and Werdum couldn't knock Browne out with a dragon kick. Lewis is a meme fighter that's going to get starched.
>women headlining ppvs
>>74137832
stop fucking posting lol
>>74137882
this. he really is fucking awful.
>>74137882
The difference here being you're actually making shit up to justify your goof logic
>>74137882
This is the same dork I completely destroyed after UFC 207.
He's legit mentally ill, a proper autist and a newfag who thought I was actually a Spaniard.
>>74137786
IT'S THE IMMIGRANT MENTALITY COCKSUCKA
>>74137906
oh, I made something up?
what did I make up bud
>>74137918
>>74137900
among the absolute worst around here
>>74137921
That Holly is some super fast striker that is going to beat a bigger Shevchenko
>>74137921
>what did I make up bud
"GDR gasses in the 4th"
You've never seen her in the 4th.
>>74137930
I'm certainly among terrible posters, yes.
>>74136904
>I lave you, Mike!
>See you soon, boi!
How shook is Bisbing right now?
i'm every american poster that doesn't capitalize the first letter nor uses any punctuation
>>74137933
>>74137934
do you think GDR is fast
do you think GDR has good cardio
>>74137882
>>74136904
BASED YOEL
>>74137746
Boxing is a dying sport. Too many limitations, it seems silly compared to MMA. It's also sad that all the old boxing greats would get beat up by an average blue belt.
>>74137981
I think that GDR is entirely capable of getting Holm into the clinch and kneeing her in the head until she's unconscious.
I don't think that Holm can do the same, and I don't think that her point fighting style is going to work on someone who went undefeated in kickboxing for close to fifty matches and who is younger, larger, and more athletic.
>>74137933
>a bigger Shevchenko
Haha you've never seen GDR fight have you? Please stop parroting what the australian rondasperg says, the same guy who believed Arlovski and BJ Penn would win.
>>74138008
Thanks la
>>74138041
you honestly sound like you don't have a fuckin clue lol
>>74137484
not surprising, considering you've never been to college and never will go to one
>>74138080
Post your slip, bud.
>>74138008
Rory is my boy, bud.
>>74135847
>>74135856
>>74135862
>>74135876
>>74135897
don't believe me though lads go ahead and believe the aussie here he really knows his shit
Anyone else hyped about Jarred Brooks? The guy is supposed to be a great prospect.
>>74136173
>only available on PPV
>A world without streams
>>74138052
You're literally just being contrarian at this point
>>74138094
>cherry picking your wins
post open bets
>>74138102
Enjoy prison.
>>74138096
I can't really be hyped about a ultra manlet but hopefully he beats Mccalls faggoty hipster ass
>>74138084
it is a fair point that it is extremely unlikely that you have webms with the same naming convention saved on your phone though, bud
and that you post webms and news and helpful links while walking to class.
>>74138096
He's a wrestlefucker with a sloppy overhand. McCall by UDec
>>74138117
*sprints to dorm room*
"GDR is as fast as Valentina Shevchenko, the future champ" - idiot
>>74138102
>not paying for goods and services
Fucking commies, man…
>>74138096
He's a fantastic prospect. Extremely high level wrestler who went into MMA coming out of high school. He just might not have the experience to take on UFC caliber opponents given that he's only, what, 23? and he wrestled at 113 so he might not have the size needed for 125.
>>74138107
Literally how is anything I've said contrarian lol? What kinda dummy actually believes GDR is on the same level as Shevchenko? Lol
>>74138131
>he wrestled at 113
lmmfao
>>74138108
you haven't posted a single godamn thing bud
how about you go ahead and apply your own logic to yourself and go ahead and post your own bets from Fight Night Phoenix as well as your open bets for this weekend?
>>74137597
My waifu is basically Jon Jones
>>74137724
>jiu jitsu
Where does a total n00b train for this?
Everything around where I live is tae kwan do
>>74138121
dunno how McCall will look like after 2 years off and numerous injuries
>>74138129
You're being illiterate again, lad.
>>74138133
She'd work Shevchenko in a straight up kickboxing match, I think. In MMA she'd get fucked up thanks to Shevchenko having a ground game.
>>74138141
I'm not the one posting previous wins as proof of my prowess, friendo.
>>74138133
>What kinda dummy actually believes GDR is on the same level as Shevchenko? Lol
only literal fucking casuals bud
>What kinda dummy actually believes GDR is on the same level as Shevchenko?
retards
>>74138133
She's an undefeated Muay Thai champion. You've no clue what youre talking about
>>74138149
>I'm not the one posting previous wins as proof of my prowess, friendo.
you're the one demanding open slips, friendo.
go ahead and adhere to your own demands any time now lol
>>74137791
He knows what Romero will do to him.
>>74138166
>you're the one demanding open slips, friendo.
I'm telling you that your cherry picking is worthless. Post something where you have a chance of being wrong or be ignored.
2nd dan black belt in Taekwondo[4]
International Master of Sports in Muay Thai[4]
Master of Sports in Boxing[4]
Master of Sports in Kickboxing[4]
Master of Sports in Taekwondo[4]
Black belt[5] & Master of Sports in Judo[4]
>same level
>>74138117
Not him but I really only showed up to class for the credit of showing up and usually fucked around on my laptop unless there was a test.
>>74138178
Anonymous 02/08/17(Wed)14:26:26 No.74138166 â–¶>>74138178
>>74138149
>I'm not the one posting previous wins as proof of my prowess, friendo.
you're the one demanding open slips, friendo.
go ahead and adhere to your own demands any time now lol
>>74138181
>meme belts count
>>74138181
Thanks for confirming you've never actually watched Gdr fight lol
>>74138117
forgot you were a tradefag for a second
most college classes aren't 2 hours long
>>74138158
>She's an undefeated Muay Thai champion
You are literally wrong you confused casual
>>74138188
>wasting dubs on that horrible post format
grose.
>Holly is gonna win because uhhhhhhhhhh she'll kiss me on the cheek if i say she'll win!!!
Same retards that said she would beat Shevchenko
>>74138203
I unironically believed that they were
>>74138212
Anonymous 02/08/17(Wed)14:28:34 No.74138188 â–¶>>74138212
>>74138178
Anonymous 02/08/17(Wed)14:26:26 No.74138166 â–¶>>74138178
>>74138149
>I'm not the one posting previous wins as proof of my prowess, friendo.
you're the one demanding open slips, friendo.
go ahead and adhere to your own demands any time now lol
>>74138213
>uhhhhhhhhhh she'll kiss me on the cheek if i say she'll win!!!
Where has anyone said this you idiot? Can you reference the specific posts?
>>74138203
you must be a real hit on campus lmao
>>74138225
Yes. Every single one of your posts, virgin
>>74138225
First we require a source for this post:
>>74138129
can't wait to see smug Germaine posting to hit peak levels once Holly Holm gets schooled
>>74138197
>split decision to Kedzie
>dominated by Nunes
>looks great against a woman who has never won a fight in the UFC
>looks great again against a woman who has never won a fight in the UFC
the speed advantage will be very apparant
and holly will win
>>74138235
Right here you dummy: >>74137933
>GDR is a bigger shevchenko
How big an idiot you gotta be to make this comparison lol?
>>74138237
Tell me about GDR, why does she wear the smug face?
>>74138235
lmao what a fucking idiot you are it's amazing but I kind of love it
*arguing over a germaine fight*
fuck australia and fuck that webm posting weirdo
why are you people complaining about ufc 208? just get 8 or 9 buddies, chip in 5 bucks each, cover snacks and drinks, and have a great night with it. its not that hard.
>>74138249
>dumb roryposter
>Be Rondasperg
>Pick Ronda
>Pick Cruz
>Pick Lineker
>Pick BJ Penn
>Pick Arlovski (By decision lel)
>Pick Caceres
>Pick Cerrone
>Pick Bermudez
>Pick OSP
>Pick Grasso
>>74138131
what did he mean by this
https://twitter.com/The_monkeygod/status/829176560250925056
>>74138277
Grasso? More like hand over that ASSo. On my face.
https://youtu.be/Mo7EoL9OAxY
>>74135572
there were only two guys in there, and Wonderboy sure af didn't win, so that leaves Woodley.
...did you think think maybe GSP won that fight? Mark Kerr? Picasso? Genghis Khan? An Eoraptor, perhaps?
>>74138257
This. What kind of loser watches fights alone?
>>74138238
I'll let you figure out how Kedzie and Nunes won then you can tell me how Holly is going to replicate that same strategy
I dont know why you think GDR is slow bud
>>74138243
Lol that said nothing about speed you aspie
>>74138238
>split decision to Kedzie
>dominated by Nunes
she got wrestlefucked by both of them
do you think Holly is going to do the same thing
>>74138277
Osp is so shit it aint funny. whos he beat again? pat cummins? probably the only solid win over a solid guy he has.
>>74138310
You're never alone when you have /heem/
>>74138327
It was you who said that wasn't it? lol casual dummy good
>>74138341
Lmao look at this illiterate glue eating loser
>>74138310
there is no one on earth knowledgeable enough to join my personal viewing
>>74138309
Nobody won that fight, lad.
>>74136173
Holly will never fuck your with her giant clit
>>74138277
The guy is a fuckin idiot lol
Hahaha he picked Arlovski! By decision! Hahahahahaha
So is Gus ever fighting again?
>>74138356
literal roids
anyone who didn't recognize that before that picture is an idiot
You know what., LHW is shit. How are they just letting people like Phil Davis (elite) and Bader (very solid) leave the UFC? I would have loved to see Davis vs Jon Jones, I honestly think he would submit him
what the fuck is the ufc doing
>>74138367
I hope so. If Rumble gets a miracle heem vs DC then I would like to see Gus v Rumble 2 for the title
>>74136188
ALL HAIL THE RED KING
>>74138367
Only if they take out all the African-Americans from the division
>>74138412
>Gus v Rumble 2
why though, Rumble deleted Gus
>>74138367
Probably not, and who cares? Dudes resume has NEVER been impressive, he's famous for being in a great fight with JBJ. When you look at his other fights it's tough to figure out how the hell he did so well. He still lost though.
anyone caught cheating needs to be banned for life - anderson silva
>>74138388
So what. Would still love to be held down and made to be Holly's clit sleeve
>>74138407
Why did I think Boetsch was much taller than Jacare?
>People supporting a roiding cheat because the natty GOAT made fun of their mum that one time.
goofs
>>74136287
Lol is that you Dana?
>>74138407
Bet your house on Boetsch, trust me.
>>74138438
/BISPING/
>>74138407
gifting jacare a win streak so he can fill in well if yoel vs bisking falls through
>Le natty goat
Why are 196ers so dumb?
>>74138421
I just want Gus to fucking win a title man. I know Rumble deleted him in a minute.
Who else has been so close to getting a title and not winning it (twice)?
Mfw when i saw Holm and Randamies face off.
>>74138450
Hahahaha scat-poster thinks Boetsch is gonna win hahahaha damn dude what are you smoking
>>74138451
>>74138388
>>74138356
Still would
>>74136712
Herb "CTE" Dean
>>74138465
>Who else has been so close to getting a title and not winning it (twice)?
Conduit i guess
>Almost heem GSP with a headkick
>Amazing back and forth with Lawler
>boetsch KO's Jacare
>Yoel pops out of the blue
>Ladies and gentlemen Bisping has now defended his belt twice against gritty legends of the sport!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBTEz7jEeH4
2intense4me
>>74138495
>>boetsch KO's Jacare
>Holly is gonna win because she's my waifu and mmamath!!!
Fucking beta orbiting casual virgins ruining this place
>>74138237
Mate people don't really care about the 208 main event, we won't see much resulting from it at all unless Germaine Sheems her or something
>>74138395
lol
carla esparza fights next week boys
>>74138500
Dustin is getting KO'd again
>>74138237
Boxing vs muay thai basicly. Boxing wins.
>>74138395
I don't understand why they let Bader go desu
Maybe they just never saw the potential in him of ever being Champ so figured what's the point paying him
>>74138505
Quit projecting reddit lol
>>74138514
Everyone's arguing about it though
>>74138535
>I don't understand why they let Bader go
Cause he's a gatekeeper for the top 5 and was probably asking for too much
>>74138528
>Jim Miller
>KOing someone
Rate this card:
Tyron Woodley (c) vs. Stephen Thompson
Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Tony Ferguson
Alistair Overeem vs. Mark Hunt
Darren Elkins vs. Mirsad Bektić
Todd Duffee vs. Mark Godbeer
Igor Pokrajac vs. Ed Herman
Lando Vannata vs. David Teymur
>>74138412
>miracle heem
>from a guy who heems dudes left right and center
DC is going to sleep, believe you me
>>74138530
That only works when the boxer has great KO power
Anderson Silva is literally free money lol
>>74138553
Gadzhimurad Antigulov replaced Igor Pokrajac.
Spicy card desu, 9/10
>>74138538
Nice projecting lmao
Lol dockie already grumpy and his shift doesn't end until another 12 hours
>>74138553
>Todd Duffee vs. Mark Godbeer
Time for Duffees one fight every 2 years it seems
>>74138573
What did you expect to happen when you made that post?
>>74138500
Holly a CUTE!!!
Lol GDR could literally lift up dockie and rip him in half
>>74138540
Yeah because of the betting odds and shit. By the same logic everyone calls 145 a joke division, do you really expect Smug Randemie posting? Who's going to care? Why?
https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/829381528526475264
>brunson literally frozen in place, while Silva is relaxed as fuck
>even after Silva laughs with him he keeps overreacting and keep his hands close to his body
>>74138493
GSP absolutely handled Condit the majority of that fight though. I don't count that as close.
I do think that he easily could have gotten the nod vs Lawler though. Amazingly close fight.
>>74138556
DC has retard strength and in the last fight Rumble couldn't heem him with that overhand right.
I have this feeling that Jacare is getting knocked the fuck out
dockie's check bounced again, that's why he's so grumpy
After 208, Boetsch will be called Tim "The Butcher" Boetsch, because he's gonna literally murder Souza.
>>74138582
not in 2017
>>74138641
>>74138653
lol sperglords
>>74138310
you forget where you are
>>74138653
He wont even last enough to be brutally choked, Jacare will KO him standing up.
>>74138619
Remember what happened the last time you thought someone was shook against a brazilian GOAT?
>>74138618
>>74138661
>>74138670
Post slips, faggots.
>>74138619
>silva literally hugs him and Brunson doesnt even realize until Silva arms are around him
BET YOUR FARM ON SILVA
>My 6 months experience of watching MMA has me believing that Tim "I got knocked out by Hendo despite being a massive favorite and having youth on my side" Boetsch is going to go past 1 round with Jacare Souza
>>74138143
>tfw no long-running MMA manga
Nipland needs to step their game up mayne
>Jaca-hey-HOnahldo Sohw-ZA?
>My favorite!!
>*sips whiskey* this scotch is NEAT, just like me! Haha! *twirls cape*
Eddie Alvarez vs. Michael Chiesa in the works
>>74138661
Jacare will be champion in 2017
>>74138619
Statistically fighters who smile/laugh during faceoffs are more likely to lose
Who knows why but there's a correlation
>>74138756
*does the monkey dance*
*gets choked out*
>>74138756
except Brunson didnt even move, he was like frozen
but is understandable, he is there with the GOAT, even more experienced fighters get shook
>>74138661
do people actually like this "alligator act"?
Who is your favorite MMA fighter? *strokes neckbeard*...Heh...nothing personnel kid but as a connoisseur of professional wrestling I must say I take a bigger liking to the likes of Conor McGregor, CM Punk and Michael Bisping. The art of selling a fight is very underrated in my humble but brash opinion, I love the subtle-ism that goes into cutting a good promo on your opponent *adjusts fedora* the very art itself of being a loud-mouth bigot is very alluring to me and allows me to self-insert better into the fight as if I were the one in the duel myself. I simply need to be invested in the personal beef of two fighters in order to shell out my hard earned money to purchase a pay-per-view.
>>74138816
What's not to like?
Aldo is one of the two fighters who have no weaknesses in his game, the other is Jon Jones
>>74138741
Chiesa by RNC
>I like CLASSY fighters like Ho-nahl-doh Soh-ZAH because im a CLASSY kind of man!!!
>*scratches taint*
>*sniffs fingers*
>>74138756
post these statistics
>>74138841
What is there to like?
>Do you want to fight at Featherweight?
Nooo I am cho small.
>Cyborg gets popped
Give me Featherweight Titleshot Dana!!!1
>>74137448
>dat cardio
is it true you're becoming tyrons endurance coach?
>>74138084
Actually I earned my Associates while helping my country bomb your people ten years ago.
You don't even go to a legit college. You go to ISIS training where you learn how to build bombs.
>>74138991
She said that she was too small to face cyborg when there was no division and no championship.
SEE YOU SOON BOI
*interrupts feminist to say FUCK ISIS*
>>74139072
Not often you get to train with the the best female fighter in the world! Iron sharpens iron!!!!! #blessed @criscyborg
>>74138352
Nobody watches fights alone. You get a few friends together, buy some beer and snacks, pitch in 5 dollars each and have a fun night.
>>74138084
>bragging about getting duped into the high education meme
Lol enjoy your student loan debt, Mohammed.
>>74138296
basedczech answer this, how appealing is a sweaty pvz>>74139072
very here
>>74139072
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
cyborg is known to be THE most hung woman in MMA, possibly one of the biggest in the world. her cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival luke rockhold and cody garbrandt. im estimating her size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. she would have absolutely destroyed paige's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with cyborg barely able to force it past the knob, and paige moaning and squirming, demanding her to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on cyborg's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>>74139037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b3jMcwOGBI
>>74139093
>beer
switch to water you'll thank me later
>>74136173
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQQoFTgBbKg/
>sparring literal bum
>gets tagged
what did he mean by this?
>>74138991
good mask champ
>>74139128
lmaaaaaaaaao
>>74139126
Shut the fuck up
>>74139128
>people will pay $99.95 for this boxing match
>>74136904
>after HE and I meet
Lads remember when Cody got that balloon in the sinus meme treatment? The doctor's office I'm at offers that shit.
>>74139128
Lel Floyd must be laughing himself silly.
>>74139157
>99.95
has to be autism
>paying that much for pillowtap
>>74139165
You should probably get up, turn 762 degrees and leave immediately
>>74139128
>that meme stance
>>74139188
He'd leave through the chimney at that temperature!
tssssssssssssss
>>74139128
its a trap
he's looking like a bum on purpose to lure Mayweather into it and destroy his life
>>74139196
>tfw ggg said that honda's boxing was perfect and could never be improved
>>74139165
do they throw you up in the air before or after?
>>74139128
>Wide karate meme stance
>Body opened up
>No head movement
>Didn't hit the other guy even once, only tapped his shoulder
>He gets socked by a right hook at the end
Wew
Fuck this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfAN1n-wit8
>>74139128
why would he post that clip specifically?
>>74139221
It's almost like they filmed it and made it public on purpose.
But no, Goobz has no boxing experience and is literally Honda-tier when it comes to striking.
>>74136868
Nigg. I don't pay shit until I wanna watch a ufc PPV then I subscribe and unsubscribe at viaplay sports for 20 USD and watch my ppv
>>74139241
>$25,000,000 in sponsorship money
does floyd have to wear reebok?
Bisping is heeming Romero
>>74139240
Get it done and report back.
>>74139246
Gooby would get fucking destroyed in boxing. Dee would spontaneously and retroactively abort their child, that's how embarrassing the loss would be. Every vagina within twenty miles of Conor McGregor would be as dry as the Sahara for the rest of his life.
>>74139241
Based Floyd
>>74138451
Does yoel get to BLACK her if he heems bispong?
yoel even mentioned bispings wife on the MMA hour this past week lads, i think he's really going to try to mindbreak bisping
>>74139246
he's not a boxer, he has threadbare boxing experience. he tried training with legit guys, some of freddie roche's and got lit up badly, his style works in mma but it's horrible for boxing, stop letting national pride blind you to reality, conor get's embarrassed by a mid level boxer never mind floyd mayweather
>>74139128
What is McGregors plan? I don´t believe that he is delusional and would fight floyd in a boxing ring. His only chance at winning is with altered rules and I don´t think Floyd would agree to that. Why does he risk his legacy as an MMA legend?
>>74139264
i'm sure the tens of millions would moistened them up
>>74139264
>Gooby would get fucking destroyed in boxing.
Against who? The person I was replying to was acting like Goobz can't box. He can box. He's won competitions boxing. To suggest he doesn't know the basics is idiotic.
Now Queensbury rules against a legit professional boxer. He has little chance. Against someone like Mayweather, even smaller.
>>74139338
>fight at 147 or 150 boxing rules
>floyd's 50th fight
>make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>everyone expects him to lose
>>74139338
he doesnt though, he can jump into the boxing ring, get roughed up by mayweather, get paid more than the top 10 mma fighters make in their careers put together, and gets to say it was just him taking an opportunity, it's not an mma fight so it doesnt harm his legacy there.
>>74139338
He only wants to fight Floyd cause of the payday. Not cause of a want of competition. He's literally always just been about the money.
why is Gooby bending over backwards to avoid defending his belt (again)
>muh maternity leave
>muh floyd mayweather
probably because he knows Khabib and Tony are bad match ups for him
>>74139338
he would be a literal retard to not fight floyd
who is he going to fight max holloway again? aldo? khabib? lmfao
>>74139397
>X is a bad matchup for conor meme
>>74139380
>>74139385
How does he not have enough money? Why risk everything for a ridiculous amount of money, which neither you nor you children can spend in their entire lives.
>>74139413
>>74139397
or he can make 10x the money boxing once, talking about conor ducking is stupid, aldo dropped out he fought mendes, wrecked aldo, RDA dropped out he fought diaz, RDA lost the belt he fought Alvarez
the guy has saved a handful of cards lol
>>74139413
explain to me how they are not bad matchups for him ?
>>74139359
>Against who?
He was made to look like a complete fool in the ring by that tomato that released sparring footage. Against anyone who is even vaguely legitimate Conor would lose and be in danger of dying from brain trauma.
>>74139359
>He's won competitions boxing
which ones? and what level?
>>74139469
>He was made to look like a complete fool in the ring by that tomato that released sparring footage.
That was clearly leaked to entice Mayweather further. Why else would he have an MMA type stance with his hands down?
>>74139468
it's just an extension of the "conor will surely lose, THIS time!!" meme
>>74139506
>Why else would he have an MMA type stance with his hands down?
Cause he's a bad boxer lol
>>74139507
>conor will surely lose, THIS time!
He lost to Nate at 196, in case you forgot.
What happened to MMA?
so glad the holly holm meme finally ends soon
do people literally see reebok advertised through the UFC and buy reebok products lmao
what if Ngannou used a tesla coil to make 125lb and then punched Mighty Manlet so hard he got CTE and retired and joe rogin told MM that he should stay retired becauase he sucks and would get punched alot. ANd then MM did twitch strems for the rest of his days playing tetris and Battlefold 4, and it was fine because he recieved a hundred donations
Claudia Gadelha another fighter to abandon their country for the USA
>>74139623
Blacksplosion finally entered the arena.
>>74136918
Burn Lelator to the ground if he doesn't win.
>>74139688
does she have too much european dna to be blacksplosive?
>>74139623
did they photoshop the huge split on her bottom lip?
>>74139623
wahhh wahhh wahhhh
>>74139662
why did she choose new jersey for her gym?
>>74139623
shes from france right
why does france only produce black fighters lmao
https://youtu.be/KFksMWtgrgs
>Airway Transportation Systems Specialist
>>74139721
it says Stroudsburg, PA on google and in articles but NJ on her website
>>74139742
Cannonier is my low-key boy 2bh
>>74139735
She was born in Utrecht you race traitor.
>>74139763
His religious beliefs are a bit confusing
>>74138333
He beat Shogun dammit!
Stipe -245
JDS +175
https://twitter.com/MMAOddsAlert/status/829438285785206789
>>74139793
>JDS +175
Smashing that
>>74139793
>JDS as the underdog against Stipe
FREE MONEY
R
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>>74139824
not so sure bout that bud
jds very inconsistent
lol woodley still the underdog
>>74139823
+185 on SportBet
>>74139838
WAKE UP WONDERBOY THE FIGHT IS NOT OVER
>>74139735
Do you käsköpfe hold Overeem and de Randamie in high regards? Who is more popular in the media?
>>74139824
>Doubting Stipay power
>>74138590
He's such a disappointment. I had such high hopes for him back in the day. Instead he just gets KO'd stiff by every notable fighter he faces.
>>74139838
lol @ woodley in general
>>74139824
but Stiopic has that immigrant mentality
>>74139874
>not getting the joke
literally noone, yes nobody knows who germaine is
overeem is p well known tho
>>74139838
lol @ wytebois lumping on wonderwoman
>>74139915
I´m not asking because of your joke. I´m just curious. I´m just suspecting some feminism shit with De Randamie getting more recognition than Overeem
I would bet $1000 on Wonderboy but I'm too busy brb I gotta go
>>74139898
yeah fuck him for having a rare neurological disorder!
Heeminder to trane in the gi at least 3 times a week minimum
>>74140045
Fuck him and fuck you too!
>>74139914
it is only effective against roided brock lesnar
Imagine if Roy Nelson and Mark Hunt just cut off all the excess fat, they could be champs.
>>74139970
nope thats not happening
>>74140162
nah all of their KO power is stored in the fat cells
>>74138553
>Stephen Thompson
>Tony Ferguson
>Alistair Overeem
Why are there so many autists in this general? I thought MMA was the p4p Chadest sport ever
>>74140138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
>>74136904
not bad
i woke up this mornin with my mind stayin on jesus
>>74140282
i luhv you maik see you soon BOI
>>74140282
It unfortunately it attracts a lot of weaklings, just look at the mma "journalists". It´s really odd.
>>74140282
Surfing is the Chaddest of the sports, if American media is to be believed
>>74136322
I want to say Holm. Technical counter puncher against an aggressive oppenent. And she's fighting who's more clueless on the ground than she is. Still wouldn't be shocked if gdr tore her apart though. She looks scary at times.
>>74140380
Ronda Rousey running face first into your straight doesn't make you a counter puncher.
If Holm still yells every time she strikes she's going to lose this fight
Has there ever been as great a friendship as these two?
>>74140282
>chads
>on 4chan
He even the autists who LARP as chads on /sp/, /fit/ and /soc/ are just that, autists.
>>74140345
>if American media is to be believed
...
But seriously, no. Surfing hasn't been mainstream since the 70s. These days it's mostly dorky enthusiasts and interest in it is highly localized.
>>74140409
>>74140402
https://youtu.be/jneLQGpSm_Q?t=225
>>74140345
>>74140423
nah, surfers are all drug using criminals like in point break, or just teenagers. its just like skateboarding.
>>74140440
Moose a cute
>>74140282
Come on guy
>>74140445
>https://youtu.be/jneLQGpSm_Q?t=225
IT IS ALL OVER
DE RANDEMIE BY DECISION
Dana White Is Sick Of People Calling Ronda Rousey The UFC’s Golden Goose
>https://www.google.com/amp/uproxx.com/sports/dana-white-ronda-rousey-golden-goose/amp/
>>74140440
this would make a good cartoon
>>74140465
funny how he's using a speed bag and then noguirea used his head as a speed bag
>>74140467
>>74140445
When do they post the UFC 2 preview?
Reminder that Brendan P. Schaub could beat the shit out of everyone in this thread. He could literally hold you down and have his way with you after he beat you into submission. Remember that next time you take your cheetoh fingers to your keyboard and type garbage.
>>74140513
i think youd be surprised my man
>>74139240
I'd do it if they do sides at the same time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LygDEzLi91Y
Why the hell did Ubisoft get Chris Weidman to promote their Viking game. I literally don't understand this
>>74140504
You h8ers think this is how you will get to me? How many times have you posted this webm? You know what they say about insanity...
>>74140504
damn how many times has slob gotten ko'd?
>>74138158
Watch any of her mma fights where she ends up on her back. Gdr looks terrible on the ground. Shevchenko is wayyyyy more rounded out than gdr.
>>74140504
Funny how Brendan is achieving his dreams and all you can do it h8 on 4chan.com.
>pro football player
>top UFC fighter
>successful stand up comedian
What's your biggest accomplishment?
more like brandon swab what is that anyway a q tip? ? ? ???
>>74140533
lol
>>74140533
Gustaffson was too busy prepping his bull to be available for this commercial
>>74140561
>failed athlete
>failed fighter
>bombs every night at open mic
sad
Post webm of today's face off please.
DAT ASS AND LEGS ON HOLLY!
>>74140580
Sad that you deflect from the question? I agree. H8rs h8 the mirror most of all.
>>74140561
This is the reality h8ers can't accept. So they post the same webm's over and over again. It helps soothe their pain to see another man they dislike get hurt.
It's sad, honestly. I love the h8ers, because they so desperately need it.
Schaub bless brother.
Wspomnienie z Waszyngtonu z poprzedniego tygodnia Było miło ale obecna pogoda na Florydzie zdecydowanie za mną przemawia
>>74140553
Holm has never shot for a takedown ever, and I don't see her wanting to close to the clinch.
>>74137672
Le phil already looking down to check the "takedown" before he'd swung and missed. Not at all rigged.
>>74139838
top kek
t-wood did it to get worse odds #legend
>>74140561
>What's your biggest accomplishment?
Not living vicariously through a B-list athlete, which apparently is an impressive achievement here
>>74139338
McGregor's plan is to make $50 mil + ppv and retire even more set for life than he is already, while incurring minimal damage to his legacy because nobody expects him to beat Floyd in a boxing match and everyone knows he would maul Floyd if they fought with an MMA ruleset.
Honestly even if Floyd beats him that might actually improve his legacy as a guy who would fight anyone no matter how much of a disadvantage he was it.
>>74140596
was schaub trying to deflect the punch with his face here?
>>74138482
Dude if she wanted to, you wouldn't have a choice.
I would too.........
>>74140467
SHSUHISHSHSHSI
SHUSH
HUSH
>>74140533
>>74140566
i'm sure emil meek would be happy to have the publicity, why didn't they choose him
Smile N sam alvey arrested for murdering children when
>>74140717
because no one's heard of him
>>74136304
Seems legit.
>>74136712
There's the info.
>>74140811
but he could play the part of a viking much better than chris weidman could
if they wanted someone with star power, they could have just had Conor do it
anderson is a creepy ass nigga
>>74140533
I hope Gian goofed on him a ton for this.
Like him or love him
You have to respect what he says
https://youtu.be/Hrx3A8pJCEM
https://youtu.be/Hrx3A8pJCEM
>>74140926
oh, I think you'd be surprised
>>74140895
YOU ARE
>>74140533
They should have had him be a knight desu
Can't believe that was the best take they were able to get either
>tfw my friend invited me out to watch 208 at the bar but i had to refuse because i can't help but whip out my dick and start jerking off any time I watch a white boi getting BLACKED
new thread >>74140984
>retired Rousey
feels batman
>>74140989
>30 early
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>74136294
already a new thank you very much
>>74140988
But there are no black on white fights at 208
REAL NEW THREAD
>>74141031
>>74141031
>>74141031
REAL NEW THREAD
>>74141043
fuck off towel head
>>74141043
Yum pickled peppers
Anything prior to like, post 490 really should be banned for a day to think about what they've done.
Can I get a ruling on this?
>>74141064
wow so racist you're really hurting my feelings right now
:(
#notallmuslims
>heem
>racist
>posts early
>poor grammar
You really set the bar, guys.
>>74141109
>>74141078
Literally lmao right now
how many more loses until they cut my boy?
>>74141154
who is that
>>74141109
The thread you're posting in now was 30+ posts early.
This is an ongoing /heem/sbergers problem.
>>74141154
like 3 or 4 more consecutively
he's beaten a lot of guys and was on a good win streak, he's perfectly secure in terms of his career in the UFC
>>74141160
Able Trueheeloh.
>>74141169
how many steaks were in that heem?
>>74141172
never heard of him
looks like a roider
>>74141078
>>74141109
>>74141165
You need to stop sperging out about this and leave it up to the mods. It's what they (don't) get paid for, after all.
They really should just make generals cyclical tb100%h
>>74141031
>>74141031
>>74141031
>>74141031
NEW THREAD
>>74141204
>mods
If they did something, I would. Like the last half-dozen threads were 30 posts early, so then you have three hanging around for two days.
>>74140859
>tell the dog in eddie that you eat dogs
bad move
>>74141194
fought last week bro
>>74141353
I don't watch the fights I only post.
>>74141359
:^)
>>74141248
How about we finish this one first, zipneck.
Okay great thread, someone make a new now.
What would be your UFC walkout song?
>500
Get out.
>>74141419
make me
Is Conduit a meme fighter?