/heem/: wobbly edition

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Schaub is God

>>74133187
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

Anderson Silva = GOAT

schaub bless

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>>74133227
WHO IS BRANDON SWAB?

Jacare/Anderson/Holly

>>74133187
Dude embedded 2 should be in this lol

>>74133242
I'm leaning towards this as well but damn Germaine looks pretty good in the macbeddeds my dude

>all these filtered posts

I wonder who it could be

Post your unpopular opinions
> interim titles should be handed out like crazy in almost every division. It keeps champs active, it keeps champs heads on the ground, and it means more high level fights instead of conga lines for the title.

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>If I Did It
>MMA Bunker
>Sherdog Radio
>MMA Junkie Radio
>Monday Morning Analyst
>The MMA Beat
>Joe Rogan Experience
>Care/Don't Care
>Ryan Hall

If you like any of these please leave. You have been warned.

FRESH

BIG BROWN BREAKDOWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F40kqVttXSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F40kqVttXSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F40kqVttXSA

>>74133258
>Germaine looks pretty good in the macbeddeds

Where lad?

>>74133242
Brunson is going to blanket Anderson and GDR is getting the knockout inside of two.

>>74133284
here you go my man no prob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBK1VZjoOic

>>74133284
>>74133314

whoops my bad dude wrong link there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox8LIMSLBvw

>>74133306

I hope you bet $500 on GDR so you can lose like you did with Ronda :)

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>>74133291
>changing the filename to save yourself from embarrassment

>>74133321
I went huge on Cruz straight and included Ronda in a few parlays, my man.

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>>74133306
>Brunson is going to blanket Anderson

disregard this man

>>74133306

Sorry to be the one to tell you this but Brunson is getting his lights turned off

>>74133329
Watch Brunson's fight with Romero and tell me with a straight face that Brunson can't wrestlefuck Anderson to death.

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Michael Bisping, the Natty GOAT

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>>74133240
kek

>>74133359

Stop using my webm

>>74133417
Stop using my website, bitch

>>74133352
Brunson is going to get knocked out my dude

>>74129093
Maia gets the winner next surely.

It will be interesting. Maia vs both Woodley or Tommo is an interesting fight, if he can take Tommo down Tommo's fucked. But him and Woodly on the ground will be good. But Maia's Maia man hope he mercs both of them and is champ for a bit. Paid his dues

Someone give me an informative (you) please

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dang, somebody took monday ms paint picks for 208. should i not take picks? i figured thursday is best time for saturday events

>>74133428

beg me

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>>74133439
I was waiting for you assuming the other guy was just trolling for (You)s

>>74133429
Anderson couldn't knock out Glass Joe.

>>74133475
*heems you*
Now, beg me to take you to the hospital

Why don't UFC champs walk to the octagon with the belt on?

>>74133489
Because this isn't WWE

>>74133489
Because they'd need to take it off before they can walk into the cage anyway.

>>74133486
>Glass Joe.
I am 12 and what is this?

>>74133480
yeah, could just be a (you) goblin but if somebody else took picks first, i dont wanna start a prediction war

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Who would be a good match up for him?

>>74133496

Knew this was coming.

>>74133504

They can carry it on their shoulder

>>74133517
rich > whatever this wgaf's name is

>>74133517

USADA

>>74133526
>not knowing that scooby is natty
kek. thats his whole thing

>>74133533
Scooby's on TRT, my man.

>>74133533

>Implying I don't know about scooby skateboard squats

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>>74133517

>>74133517
>>74133549
>its a Natty vs Roider episode

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>>74133571

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joe rogan has put you motherfuckers on notice

he has to avenge goldie

>>74133584
>me on the left

>>74133537
>60 year old man on trt
thats perfectly acceptable

>>74133584
THICC

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>>74133584
does joe ever openly talk about all the stuff he takes?

>>74133582
Gross

Is he really proud of what he did to his body?

>>74133603
I think hes cutting to HW right now, he's got Ngannou on pooicide watch

JEFBEDDED https://youtu.be/ThB_CWRDg8w

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was it autism?

>>74133617
No, just a combination of winning last time out with the gameplan of staying defensive and her corners being not great. Hopefully this is the kick in the pants she needs to go for a finish every time.

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>>74133617
autism is what you have friendo

>>74133617
>she actually thought she won

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>>74133633
How can mexicans even compete?

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>>74133641
like this

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>tfw want gdr to win because of embedded mandrama

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>>74133645
Don't make me drop a 10-7 round on your puny head.

>>74133645
this Grasso gf simulator webm makes my heart feel funny

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>>74133653
>tfw the UFC won't bring out Megan to cut a promo with the winner

>>74133602
Onnit and Alpha Brain?

All the time man.

>>74133653
Honestly Germaine does come off as super likeable. Holly seems like a nice person but shes kinda stiff and boring.

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what if you were 12 yrs old and Gina Carano was your gym teacher and she made you stay after class so she could molest you and force you to lick her butthole

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>>74133734

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>>74133659
dont make me meme on you

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>>74133734

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>>74133751

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>>74133437
Most sensible people think Maia ought to be getting a shot instead of a Thompson rematch.

A fight with Woodley would be pretty good, strength vs. technique on the mat. Woodley's capable of beating him up but his gas tank will let him down in a hard fight, I like Maia in that one. Thompson is a much tougher matchup since he pretty much refuses to engage, if Maia can't close the distance it could end up being a stinker like his fight with MacDonald. Leaning towards Thompson but it's a tough call.

>>74133602
jeremy stevens looks like cody garbrandt's dad if he had one

>>74133777
whats up with the woodley's gas tank meme? he went 5 rounds with wonderboy and won the 4th and his arms were shot in the 5th. he wasnt really gassed. his arms were just heavy

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>>74133751
>>74133775
Alexa should join team alpha male so she can get some legit coaching and then when they are done training for the day she can have a big orgy with all the manlets and then when shes tired of that she can just start dating cody garbrandt

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>>74133777
>Most sensible people think Maia ought to be getting a shot instead of a Thompson rematch.

Those sensible people should be shot.

>>74133751
BUILD WALL

Yo Adan did you have your kid yet?

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>>74133793

Where is Gunni?

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such a beautiful man
>https://youtu.be/WJsTv3ypGxI

>>74133818
If you're coming on

>>74133830
COME ON

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>>74133833

>>74133793
Is there anybody that's over six feet training at TAM?

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>>74133787
He looked tired in the 5th to me and didn't really even try to throw a whole lot. I thought he did enough to win the fight but there were a couple slow rounds and I think he puts his back against the cage on purpose to conserve energy.

He also faded badly against Marquardt and was looking tired against Condit until he took his leg off. That's not to say he can't fight 5 but Maia will push the pace on the ground and he's bound to tire.

>>74133802
Thompson had a chance and came up short, time to give another top contender get a shot instead of clogging up the title picture.

>>74133840
>Thompson had a chance and came up short

So did Woodley. A draw is not a defense.

>>74133489
New from mandrama? They get a new belt with every title fight, the same belt does't get handed off every time someone wins a title.
So if you have four title defences, that's five belts you've got on your living room wall.

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>>74133856
So Thompson didn't get the win so the next competitor should get their chance. Yes?

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Hey lads, hows everyone doing?

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>he can only hold his breath for 40 seconds
BET THE FARM

>>74133856
>A draw is not a defense.
It literally is lmao
You have to beat the champion

>>74133865
No. Thompson didn't lose.

>>74133877
A draw is a retention, not a defense.

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>>74133856
I thought Woodley won the fight, but Thompson still didn't do enough to take the belt. I think it's entirely fair for him to wait one fight before he gets another crack, especially since Maia's been on such a roll.

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>>74133878
he also didnt win

>>74133885
Either way mate we both know that fight being a draw was a technicality at best, Woodley beat the shit out of Wonderboy.
Thompson won rounds, Woodley won a fight. He deserved two 10-8s anyways.

>>74133865
>>74133885
>>74133886
im pretty sure every logical person thinks that Maia should be get his chance now since Wonderboy had his chance and failed.
It was a close fight but not a fight I would want to see any more than Woodley vs Maia

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What did she mean by this?

>>74133889
Neither did Woodley. Woodley is a paper champ, and beating a paper champ just makes you a paper champ.

>>74133897
Woodley had his chance to defend the belt and failed. He doesn't get to move on.

>>74133897
Poor Maia

>>74133898
>ha ha I'm so random guys!!!

I hate women like this

>>74133905
>Woodley is a paper champ
You seem to have an absurd hateboner for him

i want wonderboy to lose so all the ponytail'd /asp/ weebs will stop coming in here to talk about how they still think karate is a real thing you can use to defend yourself from people who talk shit about anime

>>74133898
I wanna show PVZ my boner

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>>74133917

>>74133911
I don't hate Woodley. I like him fine. I dislike everyone who thinks that Wonderboy 2 shouldn't happen immediately.

A draw is not a defense, and you aren't the champ until you defend.

>>74133897
>>74133906
Maia is P4P most boring fighter in UFC

>>74133584

Is he traneing for CM Punk?

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>>74133898

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>>74133923

>>74133905
>Woodley had his chance to defend the belt and failed. He doesn't get to move on.
i dont think you know how belts work friend. this will be your last (you)

>>74133905
>Woodley had his chance to defend the belt and failed. He doesn't get to move on.
And neither does Maia despite being the most deserving contender.

>>74133745

Nice cauliflower ear

>>74133923
How does it feel being a casual?
What part of the card do you tune in for? Fox prelim main event or just main card?

>>74133734

Why do you spergs have such an obsession with eating feces? Where did it go wrong?

>>74133936
he just watches for the music

>>74133941
Well the music is pretty neat, to be fair to him

>>74133929
>i dont think you know how belts work friend

Champs retain the belt after a draw, but it's not a defense. You need to beat the challenger to defend.

>>74133932
Maia is free to take a fight to stay in shape if he wants.

>>74133920
>A draw is not a defense

You don't seem to know what a defense is chump.

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>>74133937
licking a beautiful womans clean anus has nothing to do with eating feces

>>74133944
He retained the belt. Next challenger now.

Besides, not that this in any way matters, but if that fight was scored 2 months later it's a win for TWood anyway

Wonderman needs to fight Lawler

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>>74133937
>he's not an ass man

>>74133956

You literal have a fetish revolving around eating fecal matter. How do you let your life get to this point?

>>74133512
he was baiting

>>74133953
A defense is a victory.

>>74133957
>He retained the belt. Next challenger now.

Paper champ.

>>74133944
>The most deserving contender is free to take a fight to stay in shape if he wants.

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>>74133898

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>>74133969

>>74133966
>A defense is a victory.

Says you. You know nothing about MMA. Wonderpedro failed to take the belt from Woodley therefore Woodley successfully defended his belt, that's why the belt stays with Woodley, and he doesn't get stripped.

>>74133920
We've already seen Woodley vs Wonderboy and we know who the better man is, despite what the judges say.

>>74133968
The most deserving contender is the fighter who just took the champ to a draw and six months ago beat the brakes off of the last guy to beat Maia.

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>>74133966
Paper champ that slept the real champ in a real title in the first round
I REALLY don't think you know what that term means

Aldo is a top five all time fighter. He is the paper champ at 145. Undisputably. Try and work out the difference.

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IMPORTANT
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12293840/r

>>74133974
Woodley retained the belt, he did not defend the belt.

Go back to school, lad.

>>74133981
If he fought Maia instead of rematching Wonderboy, he'd be a paper champ ducking the most deserving contender.

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>>74133982
>/r

>>74133988
>choking Condit out taking less than 5 strikes doesn't make you the most deserving contender
Not too sure why i'm still responding to the bait

>>74133993
what's a big schlob?

>>74133997
>beating hendricks gives you a shot

>>74133988
>Go back to school, lad.

You're the one who needs to go back to school cause you don't understand the English language at even its most fundamental level.

>Woodley retained the belt

Yes cause he *defended* it

>he did not defend the belt.

He did when he walked into the octagon to fight Thompson.

If you want an example of someone who has never defended a belt, look no further than Konga Magiga, he has 0 title defenses.

That's what having no defenses literally means you dummy.

How do I avoid the clinch in UFC 2

>>74134010
like defending takedowns but flick the analog up

>>74133976
>the fighter who just took the champ to a draw
So we should be impressed with Thompson earning a draw while Woodley is garbage because he didn't do enough to win? Get the fuck outta here.

MacDonald's nose was clearly fucked up at that point which I imagine is why he hasn't fought in Bellator yet. But I still wouldn't say Thompson beat the brakes off him because he hardly landed a punch.

>>74134010
Assuming you're mostly talking about the cheeky thai clinch everyone and their mum loves to spam, getting good at instantly blocking the first shot they throw at you will let you wrestle out of it every time.

>>74133793
I like this idea, except for dating Garbrandt.

I think Faber should have first pick on the young qt pussy.

>>74134032
as long as I block the knee I'm always fine. let them gas then heem ez

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wew lads

>>74134005
You need to beat the challenger to defend the belt. This isn't hard.

>>74134070
You are so thick
Try and analyse your logic and why it's wrong before replying

>>74134070
you retard, listen, the champion is the torch bearer, the gold standard. if you beat him you're the new gold standard.

regardless tyron 47-46

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>>74134087
>47-46
oh so we're just makin up numbers now huh

>>74134070
>You need to beat the challenger to defend the belt.

Getting into the octagon to fight an opponent is a with your belt on the line is a defense. Whether that defense is successful or not is irrelevant since what matters is you're actually ***defending*** your belt. Woodley got to keep his belt so he defended it successfully, even if he lost, it would still would count as a defense. There's nothing hard about this to understand.

With that said, he won the fight and the judges got it wrong.

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>>74134070
why are you such a nigger hater?

>>74134102
how did you score it woodleybro?

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>GDR actually knocks a dude out in pillowtap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOjJymLUzow

>>74134131
>heem vs wmma

>>74134131
>the city of tom waes
why would you even agree to that

>>74134142

He was trying to prove men are better but ended up embarrassing himself and his entire gender

>>74134127

1,3,4 Woodley unironically

With round 4 being a 10-8.

>>74134076
Analyse the difference between "retain" and "defend" and never (you) me again.

>>74134158
3 too huh? and you scored the 4th a 10-8 but not the first?

woodley WON

>>74133936
>Not just skipping to the finish of fights and then watching the main event

Its like you're trying to fail at life

>>74134097
1 and 4 10/8 rest for Thompson.

It checks out

>>74134342
t casual rondasperg

>>74134351
>t casual rondasperg
Oh please. its clear if you like ufc you will never make it

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>Be Rondasperg
>Picked Ronda
>Picked BJ Penn
>Picked Arlovski
>Picked Caceres
>Picked Cerrone
>Picked Cruz
>Picked Grasso
>Picked OSP
>Picked Bermudez

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>>74134363
state of his "life"

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>>74134379
>you will never see a MMA trained Shaq in his prime tear his way through the heavyweight division
it hurts to live

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>>74134379
Lmao that guy at the end

>>74134407
If Shaq fought Jose Conseco 5 years ago, no doubt Shaq would've schooled him.

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No way Shaq could make 265 anyways spergs

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>>74134407
shaq would be sapp-tier

>>74134428
Giant Silva part 2

>>74134424
but Pride didn't have an upper weight limit for heavyweights and UFC was to Pride what Bellator is to the UFC now when Shaq would be in his prime

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Sakuraba would armbar Shaq

If you're reading this i can heem you

>>74134517
good thing i can't read

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>>74133617

>losing to a slag who literally is only in the ufc because it boosts her social media followers

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amcuJtB4Ktk

>Tim Boetsch vs Nick "The Purity Ring

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>>74133937
>>74133960

>He doesn't eat ass

Gayest thing I've ever heard

>>74133272
>>Joe Rogan Experience

there's nothing wrong with joe's podcast once in a while

dude

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did you all train real tradish Brasil Jiu Jitsu tonight?

>>74134543

yummy yum feces mmmmm

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>>74133898

"Literally just give me attention please"

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>>74133917

>ywn sex bully paige

>>74134584
post flying knees

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>>74134379

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>>74134591

>>74134543
who is this

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>>74134601

Felice Herrig

>>74134599
>pushing your opponents head into your knee
fighters should do this more often

>>74133272
>not wearing comfy wool fingerless gloves in the winter

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>>74134591

Anyone got the paul daley knee? Also the MVP one, I thought I had that but apparently not

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>>74134619

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>>74134627

Nice one m'dude

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Post normal knees, they're cooler than flying ones

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>>74134643
some fresh RIZIN™

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>Cain is back training again
>All other Heavyweights are booked in or have fought recently
>His next likely available opponent is Ngannou
WHOEVER WINS, THE WHITE RACE LOSES
but seriously v spicy fight, pretty keen for Francis "the natty native" Ngannou to be exposed desu

>>74134116
I don't hate black men, just the people who think that Woodley wouldn't be a paper champ if he didn't rematch Wonderpedo.

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>you now remember chidi "chidi bang bang" njokuani vs melvin guillard @ 185lbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7IMwop3RHs

>>74134683
Cain is never making it to a fight again.

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>>74134683
>that filename

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get in boys!

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>>74134415
what is this from im triggered

the shit on the left i mean

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>>74134696

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>>74134643
Haven't got a webm, but the K1 Reem vs Teixera KO is the nastiest normal knee KO i've ever seen. Seriously thought he was ded, looks like he transcended the mortal plane, that nigga wasn't even moving 2 minutes afterwards. If a Webm friend could cut it i will give you an interim title
https://youtu.be/c1SwrvgcSis

>>74134693
???
Wonderboy is gonna get mauled again.

>>74134744
yea plus under new scoring rules it would have been a definitive loss

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I'm bored and it's hot as balls. Listening to heavy hands and gonna post some webms. Feel free to post with me.

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>>74134778

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>>74134790
My retired boy.

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>>74134800

As a boy I was a fan of fighters.

As a man I am a fan of fights.

is it against the rules for a female competitor to take her top off and then knock her opponent out while they're confused?

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>>74134839


>>74134843
Yes, It's why male fighters can't pull each others shorts off.

>>74134853
I meant taking off your own shirt in order to throw the enemy off their game.

is it illegal to unzip your penis and then knock out your opponent?

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>>74134864
I also think that's illegal.

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SAY MY NAME

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>>74134878

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>>74134887
>Getting Tapped by Sam "The Meme" Alvey

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>>74134902

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>>74134927

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>>74134935

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>>74134942

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>>74134950

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>>74134886
God

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>>74134959

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>>74134709

>the meme guide

had to check it out, cringiest shit i ever read.

>Haha - theres THIS meme! It's really funny because hahaha :)

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>>74133617
yes

>>74134886

bongo swibe

is benbo schube a good fighter?

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>You now remember how shit 208 was supposed to be when announced before the GOAT showed up

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>>74135001

It was worse than the shittiest of FN cards at first. So much so that I had 0 interest and skimmed over anything 208 related until I realised it stopped being shit

>>74134999
yes, bimbo skeb is an exceptional fighting man

>>74135008
yup lots of valuable fights. even if some are less tight like 3 vs 4. plenty of ranked fighters

>>74135001
Cain is seriously built like a caveman

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>>74135008
>tim boetsch unironically KO'ed rafael natal
>tim boetsch can make it to the top5 and we will witness it in our lifetimes
>tim boetsch vs michael bisping for the middleweight title is the fight we deserve, after all

what a time, lads

>>74133793
Does she even speak english? Even then I doubt she would. She seems like the type to be loyal to her coaches. Maybe if she loses two more.

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>>74135025

we /average bloke/ now

>>74135025

It would be one hell of an upset if he heems Jacare.

>>74134407
Can Shaq even make 265?
He's a big guy. It says he weighed 294 during his college years.

>>74135055
if he cut off a leg maybe

>>74135055
>>74135056
he carries a lot of fat he could

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I'd love to see this Tbh

Mike Jackson and CM Punk have a couple of things in common, chief among them is that they were both strangled by Mickey Gall’s rear-naked choke inside the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) Octagon.

They also don’t have much mixed martial arts (MMA) experience, as their respective bouts against Gall are their only professional fights; for Punk, though, it’s his first ever MMA bout, period.

So it only makes sense to pit them against one another, right?

According to Jackson, if Punk really is determined to get back into the Octagon, he is more than ready to be his dance partner.

"You’re trying to make money, and that’s really the only reason we’re bringing this guy in in the first place, and it seems what’s best would be to allow me to fight him," Jackson told MMA Junkie.

Of course, there is more to it, as Jackson says he was insulted by the former WWE star backstage at a UFC event after Punk called him a "can." As Mike sees it, that’s a good selling point for a potential bout between them.

"For someone who has zero fight experience to call me a can, that was probably the most offensive thing that I’ve heard throughout this entire ordeal," Jackson said. "So, he wants to fight one more time at least, and I figure, throw me in there."

"They only have a little bit of promotional material, you don’t have to worry about looking for another fighter to fight CM Punk," he said. "I think he and I, we have enough history and a little bit of bad blood that we can just make the money fight right here, right now."

Jackson, who is also an MMA reporter and photographer, says at the end of the day, a bout between he and Punk will determine once and for all who the real can is.

"Let’s see who the real can is here, and let’s make some money doing it," Jackson concluded.

>>74135072
now he does. He was lean in college

>>74135090
>wants to see another cm bum fight
>cant write a proper paragraph
Really portioned some thoughts

>>74135098

Thanks for the criticism on my writing, that is my article which I wrote myself, I am a journalist but I only post my articles on Lebanese pipe cleaning forums.

>>74135100
How many hours a week do you work

>>74135090
>CM Punk

Lad really ought to go to NJPW really rather than waste more of his time on MMA.

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>>74134741

>We will never see Ubereem against sealevel Cain

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What are some fighters who ruined their career by sheer stupidity

I'll start with an easy one

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>>74135116
Even easier

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>>74135116

>>74135116

The most recents would be Bigg/Silva/Cowboy

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>>74135116
>>74135128
>Silva
explain

>>74135131

>Completely lose his motivation
>Gets memed
>Gets popped
>Accept whatever fights

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>>74135146
>Accept whatever fights
Im not sure if thats stupidity or just not giving a fuck

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>>74133898
Mfw I will never see Paige naked...all I want is to see her booty, but all I've seen are Jessica eye and Miesha Tate nudes..life isn't fair

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>>74135155

watch Jessa Rhodes porn

before her retarded nose job she looked quite a lot like pvz

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>>74135151

I think he just want to be out of his contract, will probably retire after but he has like 4/5 fights left I believe

>>74135155

She did porn

>>74135160
whos that in the gif

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>>74135177

Jessa Rhodes pre nosejob.

Still salty that UFC released Mike Jackson after he called out Artem

Smug Pepe turns out to be a really sympathetic person in the embeddeds, I'm kind of surprised

Reminder that if you want to be UFC champ you have to work as a commentator for Fox.

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>>74135213
What are YOU talking about

>>74134744
He probably will, but until he actually loses Woodley hasn't defended the belt.

anybody anons here work for a promotion in their state? I contacted an organization looking for a job, I now have a number to who I assume is the owner or his assistant and I'll be calling them today to talk about getting a job. they said 'it depends on what you're looking for'. Well I don't know what I'm looking for honestly, I just want to be involved in this shit. helping book events or scouting, whatever. what can I expect? any tips would obviously be appreciated

>>74135213

I think that's the other way around.

>>74135211

There are only a few real dicks in the top ranking, if there is one thing martial arts teach you is to be humble.

Blame WME now for wanting them to be like Goobster.

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Anyone else felt super comfy while watching Tim Boetsch?

>small, quiet town
>nice family
>private gym

He's like a snuggie commercial in real life.

>>74135257
Talking about this video of course:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qMGmi3wLTU

>>74135248
Well, blame Goobster for starting acting like this is WWE.

>>74135265
Blame the audience for eating Goobie's shit up with a spoon.

anyone else hoping germaine gets heemed

I really hate her smug face

>>74135265

I blame Aldo for letting it all to happen. I blame them all actually.

>>74135270
This too, also while his acting is so terrible, and his shit talking is not entertaining at all. Americans are easy to please.

>>74135272
Holm is getting murdered, prepare your anus.

>>74135272
I like them both, but I'm rooting for Holly, I want for her to have two belts at the same time. Also, I don't feel like I want GDR sitting on my face.

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>>74135286

>>74135286
why do his arms and shoulders look so small here

>>74135090
This is ass, you can read it in Jackson's words that he has no interest in actually winning, he's just after the cash

>>74135330
cutting weight

>>74133803
no not yet my man, soon though

>>74133840
>Thompson had a chance and came up short, time to give another top contender get a shot instead of clogging up the title picture.
this

>>74135282

People don't like him because they think his shit talking is clever, bud. They like him because his shit talking is always over the line and he goes all-in in a big way.

Fighters that are humble and respectful before the fight don't have as much skin in the game as fighters that talk an extreme amount of shit before the fight. That's what makes it entertaining.

>>74133840
>Thompson had a chance and came up short,
>>74135406
>this

Except the fight was a draw and he literally did not come up short lol

I'm not a fan of rematches in the title picture either but if you come to a five round draw with the champ there has to be a rematch, it's literally the only time that it's warranted.

>>74134131
>Chauvinists, sexists and misogynists BTFO

>>74134102
Did Rockhold successfully defend the belt against Bisping?

>>74134102
>even if he lost, it would still would count as a defense. There's nothing hard about this to understand.

you are extremely stupid if you believe this lol