/heem/ joanna jedrzejczyk edition

what does heem mean

>>74128803
Handsome
Elite
Erect
Muscular AusGODS

>>74128803
Hilariously effeminate english male

>>74128803
Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself

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I approve this edition.

UFC 208 a shit, WMMA a shit

>>74128803
Hate
Everything
Encourage
Murder

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>>74128846

>>74128841
cute

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>>74128803
Non-meme answer:
It's what the Japanese announcers used to call Alister overreem in the pride days

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>mfw Y. Rodriguez thinks he can take mcgregor, kz, choi, cub, or aldo

Francis Ngannou HW champ by end of the year

>>74128898
delet this

>>74128909

I bet you bet on BJ Penn to win lololol

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>>74128910

Wow you really went out on a limb with that prediction

what else you got?

>>74128909
he could beat choi. choi is not elite

>>74128910
Doubt it, Cain will probably get next title shot after JDS and stall it out because he can't stay healthy

>>74128920

Romero MW champ by end of the summer :)

>>74128923

I would like to see it

but too bad Yair wouldn't do it cause he's a pussy who has to suck himself dry to make 145 and beat up old retired manlets

I doubt he could. Choi has good boxing and boxing wins over memekicks any day.

>>74128938

He never asked to fight Penn ya moron.

>>74128943
Lol his "good boxing" couldn't even beat Cubs shitty boxing

>Doo Ho Choi fans still exist
>Even after Cub put a severe beating on him

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>>74128792
4 lesbian weight classes, it's bad enough with 2 now we have 3 and they want 4!

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>You're at the bar watching UFC 208 Holm vs de Randamie and this guy grabs your crotch and says 'get in my guard ;^)'

what do?

God Rogan must be literally the p4p worst person someone can trip with

I would love to spike his beer and watch him melt and trip while I laugh

>>74128964

no thats redban

I would feel safe with rogan

plus he probably has a ton of cool shit in his house to fuck around with

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>>74128954
>giving up on your boy/girl after 1 loss
if you do this you were never a fan to begin with

DId they decide who is next for Ngannou? There is only Overeem and Cain left, he has better chance against Overeem, healthy sea-level Cain is unbeatable.

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>Why is the UFC adding more wymyn weight classes? Don't they know I only watch HW fights?

>>74128982
>>74128982
>healthy sea-level Cain is unbeatable
let the meme die

>>74128978

I was never on the Choi bandwagon.

>>74128982
Healthy sea-level Cain will never exist again. Overeem's booked against Hunt anyways.

>>74128943
No. he has technical striking but doesnt exploit angles, move his head, or follow/mix up his combinations enough

>>74128998

cain needs to retire

>>74128977
I dont know who redban is but I can already vision him spamming his profound bullshit philosophies while I am trying to come up

Plus he talks waaaay too fucking much

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>>74128792

Upcoming events:

2/10: LFA 3 - Spann vs Giles
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: M-1 Challenge 74 - Yusupov vs Puetz
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson

Previous thread: >>74123367

News:

>Werdum-Rothwell set for UFC 211
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/report-fabricio-werdum-ben-rothwell-will-join-champ-stipe-miocic-vs-junior-dos-santos-at-ufc-211

>Jacare expects Romero rematch after UFC 208 because he knows Bisping will duck both of them
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/7/14400736/jacare-souza-expects-yoel-romero-rematch-ufc-208-michael-bisping-is-running

>Blaydes wants Ngannou rematch in future
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/7/14513340/curtis-blaydes-wants-francis-ngannou-rematch-in-the-future

>UFC 205: Khabib Nurmagomedov octagon interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaF0TUvWEk0

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>>74128960

Fighters in general don't want to cut anymore.

>>74129006

Oh yeah I completely forgot about it, give him Lewis/Browne winner then.

>>74129021

lol yeah probably.

I would just kinda laugh at him and ask him to tell me more. I guess I just don't mind it as much haha.

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>>74129015
AKA needs to be dismantled

>>74129029

Ngannou should fight winner of JDS/Stipe

Pull the trigger on him right now

>>74128964
>using drugs

try mountain climbing you pussy

>>74129037

agree 100%

literally everyone who goes there gets injured

http://www.bjpenn.com/glory-ws-news/badr-hari/breaking-badr-hair-sentenced-2-years-prison/

>>74129027
stop spamming this

>>74128992
>I'm so contrarian I enjoy the lack of competition and finishing capability of women

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>>74129015

But he is still the best HW overall and he isn't old anyway.

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>>74129059
i'm not spamming anything, the post changes every time I post it

>>74129064

Being /r9k/ is actually the contrarian side here pal.

Is the guy who showed me how to filter the scat spammer on? How do I filter the OP guy who posts heem webms?

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>>74129082
it's sad that your main source of pleasure in life is shitting up discussion and annoying people on here
the world would be a better place without you, please do everyone you know a favor and end your life

>>74129082
>filtering anyone besides scatsperg
wew you lookin for a safespace buddy

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>>74129082
Close your eyes

women's 145 is a joke

>>74129110
You're triggering me.

>>74129072
Because we need to be reminded every thread of events such us ACB 53 that happens over a month ahead

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http://en.as.com/en/2017/02/07/football/1486479222_011278.html

>wins the fight
>wins the war

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Women's 145 is awesome

>>74129012
can't fight on the backfoot either

Schaub is a role model to a lot of young men.he deserves your respect.

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>>74129126
you do, you would forget about them otherwise
/heem/ hardly ever watches anything except ufc if i'm not here posting my list

>>74129072
the event list is needlessly long

>>74129129
I like Meegan desu lad, wonder if she's gonna be at 208

>>74129143
he's a role model lots of kids with severe brain injury

>>74129114
>women
that's the entire joke

>>74129110
what's your maximum bench press?

>>74129149

>Megan Anderson

Another overrated Invicta product. She should stay there until she learns about headmoomen

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>women that's the entire joke

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>>74129158
head movement?

Who is the best fighter in the world NOT signed to the UFC?

>>74129158
Which female fighter has the best head movement?

>>74128982
Rothwell, Barnett

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why is emil meek not in this commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LygDEzLi91Y

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>>74129153
>>>women
>that's the entire joke

>>74129054
he is such a piece of shit always has been, i dunno what it is about kickboxing and arab scum that flock to it

>>74129153
426 x 6

>>74129179
>>74129164
tbf there are female comedians less predictable and funnier than you two

>>74129037
yeah but many of them go on to win championships and such.

>>74129167

DUDE HEAD MOVEMENT LMAO

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>>74129054
Can't say I'm surprised. Guy is a nutcase.

>>74129127
its an old charge, dutch society just doesnt want to see badr succeed

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>>74129176
rothwell is fighting werdum
barnett would be good, he would be Ngannou's toughest possible matchup (except Cain), because he has the best ability to drag Ngannou out of his comfort zone and grind him down while threatening with submissions

>>74129158
In 145 all she's gonna need is being a real 145er, unless Cyborg ever comes back which I doubt. More wmma heems will be nice, those are always hilarious

>>74129073
Nah, being a white knight in shining non-fitting armor is, kid

>>74129216

jesus

arlovski was so reckless

>>74129216
>rothwell is fighting werdum
Damn, that when did that happen?

well whatever, if Barnett is still around that'd be alright.

>>74129221
>In 145 all she's gonna need is being a real 145er

Just like that guy who just got knocked out this weekend despite having a 50 lbs advantage? Listen man, if all you do is block punches with your head and rely on brute strength, you're getting knocked out.

>>74129176
>>74129216
Do you idiots even pay attention to fighting? Barnett got popped over a month ago

>>74129234
>when did that happen?
you should read the news bud

>>74129239
90% /heem/ 196ers

>>74129236
Except women 145 is pretty much a freakshow with anybody willing to compete being allowed in. Most of the women she is gonna face are gonna have shitty technique too

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>>74129112
quick

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>wake up at noon
>browse r/mma for 2 hours
>plays some xbox while drinking mountain dew
>put together a 500 word article about an MMA fighter with no reliable sources
>gossip on twitter
>play more xbox
>downvote people who disagree with you on reddit
>get drunk and high and go to sleep

congratulations you are now an MMA journalist

>>74129248
Thats minimum 5 hours away

>>74129245

She loses to both Holly and GDR handily.

>>74129256
oh it's 20 minutes from coral springs i thought you were him

it's 2 hours from me

Kelvin Gastelum V Nick Diaz middleweight at 211 just confirmed on Danas twitter!!

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>>74129277
fuck u goof

>>74129109
Faggot

>>74129082
I'd like to do this also

>>74129283
lol he thinks Dana is a fighter

>>74129329
dana is a singer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3p6GQxnspw

Does England deserve a better card?

Jimi Manuwa vs. Corey Anderson
Brad Pickett vs. Henry Briones
Leon Edwards vs. Vicente Luque
Marc Diakiese vs. Teemu Packalén
Tom Breese vs. Oluwale Bamgbose
Bradley Scott vs. Scott Askham
Darren Stewart vs. Francimar Barroso
Joseph Duffy vs. Reza Madadi
Daniel Omielańczuk vs. Timothy Johnson
Lina Länsberg vs. Veronica Macedo
Arnold Allen vs. Makwan Amirkhani
Ian Entwistle vs. Brett Johns

Does anyone else think Germaine seems super likeable? I think I have a new girl lads

>>74129368
kys

>>74129368

dude how dare you discuss wmma when it's /r9k/ time?

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wmma fags are the same as Kpop fags, FACT

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Is this possible without steroids?

>>74129368
she's not white

>>74128963
memekick him in the face and then do the Black Beast celebration for 22 hours.

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>wymyn

Not even once lads

*jerks off to trannies*

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*blocks an arabs path*

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>>74129427
>everyone who doesn't worship wymyn is a fedora
>please like me women please see im nice to your "sport"

>not wanting to bleach the future ufc 145 women's champ

>>74129428
what an awful haircut

>>74129365
>Joseph Duffy vs. Reza Madadi
what an absolute shitshow that fight

>>74129439

It's not even about liking women. It's the fact that spergs like you have to constantly remind everyone how much you hate them. Isn't /r9k/ enough containment for you?

>>74129447
post your haircut then buddeh

>>74129428
Is that Richard Spencer?

>>74129283

LMAO GOOFED

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>>74129368

>hey guys i like wmma, now I'll finally get laid!!!

Yikes....

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>really looking forward to this womens fight guys
>these girls could beat up most men lol they could beat me up thats for sure lol

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>>74129459

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>>74129455

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*gets triggered by vaginas*

>>74129478

That's what I thought

>>74129211
The Diaz family?

Daily heeminder
https://youtu.be/dkWZRDEvvpE

*gets triggered he still doesnt get laid no matter how much he white knights*

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>tfw i stayed in previous thread for half an hour and suddently people stopped [s]shit[/s]posting

>>74129500
Lmao get a load of this dork

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INSTANT REPLAYS BOYS

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/7/14539728/abc-rules-committee-passes-limited-use-of-instant-replay-in-mma

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*limp flailing hook*
>AWOAH WHAT A FIGHT SHES A KILLER

>>74129499

How is it whiteknighting? Do you see any women on 4chan you mongoloid?

>>74129365
Rocky vs Luque is a 10/10 matchup, Breese vs. Bamgbose is 10/10 meme potential. The rest of the card is terrible with the exception of Diakiese hopefully knocking out that Finnish guy with the stupid moustache.

>>74129496
well that was one hell of a motivational speech

I'm one of the very few though that I think podcast could have been way better if AJ hadnt smoked weed.He couldnt handle it and quality of conversation went to dump for an hour or so

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>>74129403
>tfw you're a regular in both /heem/ and /kpg/

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>>74129487
Yep.

>>74129176
Rothwell would kill him I think, Ngannou wouldn't be able to blast him outta there and Rothwell could box his ears off.

>>74129519
>s-s-stop bullying her!!!

Lmao look at this booger eating geek

>>74129568

Bully who?

>>74129365
>Joe Duffy is the current linear featherweight and lightweight champion.

CARD OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE

Post your UFC walkout songs.

Reminder that more likely than not you're talking to a virgin anytime you come into Heem
>52%

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*Sips wine and adjusts bow tie* Wymyn hahaha pfft good joke there comrade, I could show you about a dozen verified studies that prove men are superior in every way. *Jerks off to trannies* I derive no pleasure in seeing such weak species compete

*Adjusts glasses and fedora* But you probably wouldn't believe me you sheeple, alas, we live in times of the SJW liberal who ruin everything *wipes cheeto dust from lips* I cannot fathom a woman being able to best me in hand to hand combat because they're all uncoordinated limp wristed whores. *Plays call of duty for 12 hours* why do they ignore all the nice guys like me?

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I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

>>74129584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jCtsxrXJPg&list=RD3jCtsxrXJPg

>>74129584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JPUiBHKi0E

>>74129600

Your gimmick is stale and boring

>>74129611
I still like it

>>74129082
How do you filter spammer?

*white knights daily*
*still waiting for classmate to text back*
*cries sepf to sleep*

Reminder if there is a poster you don't like

Kill em with kindness

is the ufc going to make it?

>>74129649

Of course you do. You're a tasteless tripfag

>>74129666

It's okay pal, it gets better after high school.

>>74129584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc98u-eGzlc

>>74129688
UFC Fight Night 104 drew 1.158 million viewers on Saturday night on FS1 per Sports TV Ratings. The prelims which preceded the main card drew another 834,000 on FS1.

>>74111024

They want a great mexican womens hope & a heavyweight black hope.

>>74129707
Is that good or bad ?

>>74129690
I have good taste

>>74129704
at least it's not rap or hiphop or r&b

Anderson beats Brunson via 1st Rd KO (2/11) Jacare loses to Tim Boetsch (2/11) Mousasi beats Weidman (4/8) Bisping beats Romero (May) Anderson beats Mousasi (May)
Bisping vs Anderson (July)

this is what will happen
screencap this

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>>74129611
you wanna fight buddy, give me an address and time im gonna knock u faster than mcgregor knock aldo

>>74129731
All of them except Moose vs Chris are going to be underdogs. Also this doesn't account for whatever Rockhold does

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>>74129679
This. H8ers h8 on kindness.

>>74129758
Its 2017, son
underdogs are pretty much guaranteed to win

>>74128964
>not pigging out and watching animal planet with rogan
pleb

who is your favourite current ufc martial artist?

>>74129889
Ngannou tbqh

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>>74129889
Khabib Nurmagomedov

Sometime I can't tell if heem is filled with self aware wacky characters or just genuine autists.

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>>74129889
Frankie Edgar + Anderson Silva

>>74129932
>based
>muslim

why would any self-respecting human being like this fighter?

>>74129889
Any black fighter they inspire me because im black myself and most came from tough circumstances and backgrounds like i did

>>74129889
robbie ruthless lawyer

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>>74129956
i am unironically a muslim

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>>74129967

>>74129956
wtf I hate Khabib now!

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>>74129989
>not being around long enough to know where "be careful" came from

Who is you're favorite intelligent (not religious) fighter?

>>74129750

Meet me behind kelsey's

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>>74130003
Dominick Cruz

>>74130003
Bisking

Hope he knocks out that cringey drumpf sympathizing moron in Roidmero

Religion is a pox on society. All virtually identical in what they're like, all virtually identical in their intent. CONTROLLING YOU

*adjusts fedora*

>>74129998
Holy shit you're new af

>>74129998
>religious person gets upset that people mock his religion and advises them to stop
>Reasonable people: "He must be really sensitive about his faith, we should leave him alone."
>(You): "WAAAAHHHH I AM TRIGGERED HE THREATENED JIHAD THIS IS RAPE GET OUT OF MY SAFESPACE STOP OPPRESSING ME"

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What's it like to take steroids and still lose 2 in a row?

>>74129956

You're a loser

>>74130037
Cruz is Christian

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>>74130049
>implying I don't know that "wtf I hate X now" is sarcastic

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>Who is you're favorite intelligent (not religious) fighter?

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>>74130003
frank mir

Dana White knows that all religions are nonsense. No wonder he treats fighters like shit.

>>74130050
>someone makes an innocuous joke
>retard gets triggered and vaguely references serious consequences
>(You): RESPECT HIS RIGHTS TO IMPOSE TOTAL DOMINATION AND DESTRUCTION UPON YOU, BIGOT

Ido Portal vs CM Punk could headline UFC Fight Night: Ohio

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>>74130107

>>74130106
>vaguely references serious consequences
>"be careful"
This is your last (You), don't spend it all in one place.

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reem

>>74130134
Yeah dude im sure he was just being tolerant and kind like every other muzzie

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>>74130142
khabib

sage northcut

chris leben

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Jacare Souza

Will become the UFC Middleweight champion after he avenges his robbery loss to the notoriously dirty fighter Yoel Romero

patt miletich

eddie alvarez

Dockike is on break lads, take cover

jason miller

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>mfw filter game too strong

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Chas Skelly

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>>74130207

Anyone wanna know how to filter ask on the discord lol

"FrancisNgannou"

heem get your shit together

wtf is going on

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pretty funny how scatspammer leaves and comes back the same time schaubposter does

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>>74130209

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>>74130223
Evil flees in the face of Schaub.

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>>74130134
spot the sandnigger

>>74130223

like clockwork

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>>74130223
really makes you think

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>>74130223
Really tinkers the ol' thinker, don't it?

>>74129956
khabib has the skill set to be the next GOAT

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Schaub will NOT be slandered.

>>74130223
so we all agree its him now?

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>>74130238
the muslim world has contributed much more to modern civilization than peru ever will

>>74130255

Clearly

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>>74130275
>>74130255
Once upon a time the whole world agreed the world was flat, but it wasn't so.

Based Peru don't even respond to that ironically.

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>>74130249
Schaub will not be pandered

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>I log onto /heem/ 6 hours ago
>Scat spammer appears
>people think it's me

Correct me if I'm wrong but I didn't see this spam once Friday-Sunday

>>74130260

This

>>74130322

Same. Thought his mommy finally took his computer away but apparently it got banned

>>74130260
And now it's destroying it more than Peru ever will

>>74130321
>"people think it's me"
>spams big brown schlobs
but you are a scat spammer

>>74130335
>>74130322
The spammer obviously uses a proxy. How would that have any correlation with springsbro being banned?

>>74130322
they both disappeared at the same time for like 2 and a half days

>>74130356
I didn't say it's him he spams another kind of big brown.

>>74129976
so that's why you're trying to conquer this general and rape the population, fuck off mohammed

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>>74130370
Schaub is aesthetic as heck tbf

>>74130372
LOL

>>74129976

Based Jones making Shogun tap to strikes

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>>74130260
at least my country will not be banned from usa or France when Le Pen becomes president

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>I hope you die
>the two of us at the exact same time

is this the official /heem/ anthem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPshx-3AFKo

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post yfw when trump bans sperg from the country and he has to go back to his somali mudhut

alex jones is announced as replacement for goldie

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this general kinda sucks

we should merge with /box/

it's our best shot

>>74130475
it's about time

>>74130490
>merge with /box/
Not until Floyd agrees to beat up mcgoober

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>>74130490
>heh this general sucks lets move to box
>im totally not just trying to make box a relevant general

fuck off box shill

>>74130504
https://twitter.com/kidnate

>>74130511
what what would happen if that fight got made

sounds like chaos

>>74130504

Stay buttblasted polturd

>>74130238
>its the white nationalist hiding in peru episode

Really hope the 12% amerindians left in Peru( not the metizos) breed enough to finally kick you people out of your safehouse

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>>74130511
/box/ is going to be permabanned when Goobsy heems floyd, whole sport is going to be killed by a small Irish man

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>>74130565
>being a triggered liberal in 2017

kek

>>74129941

That is very difficult to discern. Its more fun if you pretend that we're all self aware, though.

>>74129976
Ive been saying this for ages lmao I was right

>>74130603

Says the guy sperging out in an mma thread about what someone posts on twitter.

>>74129253
kek this is accurate

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>adan and spergop are brothers in allah

The two biggest spergs on /heem/

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>tfw there will never be more beautiful WMMA fighter than Gina

Hold me brehs... We peaked too soon.

>>74130691
And dockie is Jewish lol

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>>74130255
The scatposting started right after an Aussie started a "wordfilter Schaub" thread on /qa/. I think the janitors started deleting Schaub posts and then the scat started up.

>>74130713
>jews
>doing labor like stevedoring

lol no

>>74130743
Well you do thats why youre one of the stupid ones

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>>74130730
You h8ers moving goalposts just to frame me for this asshat spammer? Focus on the real task at hand, you're wasting your time thinking it's me. I would die for this place.

>>74130769
>I would die for this place.
please do

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>>74129976
I actually wondered if you were Hindu since there are so many Indians in your town on student visas.

>>74130730
It actually started when dockdwarf sperged out one night. At first he was just whining about the janitors while spamming then realized people could trace that back to him and started to put that gibberish code.

>>74130797
>those fucking horse teeth

>>74130801
I remember the DC tripfagging but I don't think it's him. Got a cap?

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>>74130797
>implying there are Hindus in Wisconsin

>>74130322
it's amazing how much better /heem/ was when that one autist was gone and how suddenly it's all become shit again

>>74130003
Lorenz Larkin

>>74130849

Docksperg is also the guy who likes talking about DC's daughter and hates Dominic Cruz. He has a lot of issues.

>>74130874
http://www.ourhtw.org/

>>74130811
>have bad teeth
>go to the dentist to reconstruct them
>ask her if she could maybe make them longer than they used to be
>she said that would be uncomfortable for me

With bigger teeth, my jaw would be lower thus creating a slimming down effect for my cheeks maybe even dimples.
I wish I was horsefaced desu

>>74130874
how do i filter this poster?

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>>74129518
>too autistic to know skill when he sees it

WMMA has evolved beyond what it was 2-3 years ago
A pre-Holm Rousey would never break the Top 5 in the modern WBW, and WSW is arguably deeper than Men's Flyweight

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>>74130874
my god this dude is a big faggot please leave /heem/

>>74130925
Ronda would school any non-striker

>wsw is deeper than Flyweight

Retard

I thought the spammer was someone trying to force an /mma/ general for serious mixed martial arts discussion and no memes

>>74130925
dont ever @ me again you pussy

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>>74130710
who /ice-blue goblinfu/

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>>74130998
What makes her eyes so creepy ? How come some blue eyes are really nice and some are stuff out of horror movies ?

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What are your most anticipated future matchups?

>Khabib-Ferguson
>Jacare-Romero 2
>Teymur-Vannata

>>74130955
the only person currently in the top 5 that she could beat is Julianna Pena
i think McMann would beat her in a rematch

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>>74130925
>WMMA has evolved beyond what it was 2-3 years ago
It's really about the same. Carano was heeming cans back in the day, then Rousey took over, and now Shevchenko is gonna start cleaning up. It's always been a wide and shallow talent pool ripe for the picking, and honestly a lot of the men's divisions are like that too.

>>74131103
that zero is always on here lol

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>>74129171
I really like how hunched over Joanna is when she fights, seems like it gives her a lot of room to move her head away from strikes.

Here is the GIF of the image I posted:
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(spaces instead of periods to avoid spam)

>>74131065
Khabib-McGregor assuming it ever actually happens.

>>74131073
>It's really about the same

Lol you are clueless man

>>74131182
Womens fighting is garbage fuck off nerd

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When is Punished Rory coming back for that Belt?

>>74131103

You never discuss MMA on here ever, just race-baiting despite being Peruvian.

>>74131182
>The presence of a few dominant contenders doesn't necessarily imply that a division is shallow
True but it's absolutely the case with WBW. Shev is a great addition, Holm is good but not well rounded assuming you want to include her, and that's really it.

Nunes has been around for a while and isn't dramatically different than she was a few years back. Pena is a shittier version of Tate. Pennington is OK. Then the division rounds out with cans and former Rousey armbar victims. I don't see evolution, I just see the addition of one really good fighter in Shevchenko and little else..

Who /notwatchign208/ here?

Literally not a single fight on the card that piques my interest.

>>74131190
agreed

wmma has progressed from UFC1 to ~UFC3. the little cunts are finally figuring out the basics of grappling and a couple have some non-shit tier striking skills but still aren't smart enough to figure out angles and feints

still less brutal than children's muay thai fights tbqh

>>74131207

what org?

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Bisping, the natty GOAT

>>74129584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYPFrXvc2rE

>>74131336

You = clueless

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>>74131321

>shittier version of (fighter)
>OK
>cans

again, you can apply that logic to every division