/heem/: michelle waterson edition

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>>73148632

PANCRASE ON NOW. WATCH JAPS KILL EACH OTHER

http://taima.tv/r/mma

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Mickey Gall Im coming for you mother fucker

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>"MICHELLE WATERSOFTENER"

>>73148632
>"No Skill
You're a fucking talentless idiot

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>>73148632
she was born 10 years too early

if she had her prior marketability now she'd be raking in serious dough

>>73148632
link to the results is here
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/12/ufc-on-fox-22-play-by-play-and-live-results-330-p-m-et-1-1

>>73148656
go to bed you sad fuck
you have a long day of nothing ahead of you tomorrow

>>73148664

>I'm the only jiu jitsu fighter who transcends the sport

Was this the official meme killer card?

>>73148670
and you're a tripfag

>>73148632
>pretends to go to sleep so she isn't embarrassed by tapping at home crowd
>arms don't even go limp
>immediately gets up, fully conscious
is there anyone more insufferable?

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>>73148632
>Exchange trash talk
I think you meant
>Cruz verbally demolishes some frat boy with stupid tatoos

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>>73148667
>MICHELLE WATERMAN

>>73148674
just wait anon. she will fight joanna and get some eyes.

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>tfw Stipe obviously tapped, but Dana payed the ref to ignore it

#Notmychampion

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>Who did you beat?
>All your teammates

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>>73148686
Yep.
Perry got JoBANGED
Sage quick tapped again
PvZ got exposed

A star was born with Waterson though. I've been saying she'll be the straw champ for years.

Dana to ban rear naked chokes also

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>>73148703

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>I don't look like you so I wouldn't settle for such mediocrity

Anderson Silva will fight at UFC 207
Screencap this post

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>Hey guys, I won't be making the OP as much anymore due to a newfound lack of time such as going to school and working a job on the side, just thought I'd let you know

>>73148703
overeem is my son

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>>73148736
nobody cares, get a life

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>Meme fighters choice of loss is the rear naked choke

>>73148691
But she's qt

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>>>70509841
>there's a difference between not having the time to be on heem at exactly 500 posts and not having the time to use the internet at all, im very busy

>>>70509858
>i'm in college and will be employed too
more than you can say about your life my neet shitposter friend

>>73148691
>>pretends to go to sleep so she isn't embarrassed by tapping

This isn't WWE where people pretend to be unconscious or hurt

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>hurr Gall can't stand up with Sage
>muh karate

GA-GA-GADOOOOOOOSH

>>73148782

literally a blind overhand right.

HOLY FUCK THAT DUDE GOT HEEM'D SO FUCKING HARD

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>>73148782

I got hands man, people don't know that, I got hands

>>73148774
>51 years old
dam

>>73148782
To be fair, Sage was getting the better of the exchanges

If Sage trains at a legit camp, within a few years he can be ridiculously good

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>>73148712
>Every
>One
>Of
>'em

sage vs gall instant rematch at 155

just to piss aldo off

one fight in to pancrase and someone already died.

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>>73148790
for sure lose my number B

>>73148812
>taking him out on a stretcher
Jesus christ

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Wew

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>>73148632
I CANT KEEP SEEING MY WAIFU GET DOMINATED ALL THE TIME!

I WILL TRAIN IN MMA JUST TO PROTECT HER!

>>73148821
He didn't move an inch, something is definitely up with him

anyone got a pancrase link to share

>>73148794
Karate is only a meme when people take it too far. Has some really good shit in it, great footwork, teaches a lot of leg dexterity and stuff. But you have to have a solid few years of good kickboxing/muay thai training to make it useful in MMA. That said, when you do that, it becomes a nearly invaluable asset.

>>73148840
>>73148663

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>we will never see Werdum destroying little Joanna tight pussy

>>73148833
Shit. Can we get a link or gif or webbum or fight card?

Alright guys listen up, I just started doing this really important shit, which means I'm not going to be around to make the OP anymore, I'm just way way too fucking busy with all this important shit I'm doing

Anyway, I'm going to get back to doing this super duper important shit, so just so you guys know, I'm not going to be posting here as often anymore, due to how much important shit I have, so just keep in mind that whatever OP is probably being made is not very likely to actually be me doing the posting, because I'm really really busy lately

Just keeping you guys in the loop, I know how important my OPs are for everyone around here, I just wanted to make sure you guys all knew how busy I am, and that I also won't be making the OP very often, thank you.

>>73148854
streaming here

http://taima.tv/r/mma

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>>73148809

>filename

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your life revolves around annoying people on 4chan
this is the last time I'm going to give you attention for tdoday, enjoy your acknowledgment

The way Sage gave up in there was pathetic.

>>73148886

Thanks man

>>73148849
>you now remember rafael dos anjos exists

he might be up there with pettis for worst 2016 since he literally lost millions of dollars, then his belt and any chance at millions of dollars

>>73148906

He's still a top LW. LW is a shark tank.

>>73148782
god sage's fighting intelligence is pretty bad and it's like he's relying on pure retard-strength.

>>73148799
yeah, he needs to train bjj super badly instead of more karate with daddy.


I'm pretty hyped to see how far mickey goes, been a fan since "hey mickey" started playing before his 9 second match with punk

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>>73148915
>LW is a shark tank.
Leave the LW division to me.

>>73148782
Gall is the ultimate meme killer. He has transcended beyond memes.

>>73148632
>can-fighting can faces first real opponent since Rose
>BTFO

>>73148927

Champ by 2020.

>>73148715

>her standup
>hanging with JJ

nope. not even a chance.

>>73148927
this fag would literally be killed by any top 5 LW

>>73148931
dont make fun of waifu pls

>>73148887
he just has zero ground game.

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>>73148632

>>73148907

I hate a lot of these tattoos.

Especially the neck tattoos when the fuck did these become a thing? There is literally no neck tattoo that looks good.

And when was it cool to tattoo your name on your body? What, have you been hit in the nog so much you forget who you are? Shieet.

When can I play as Mickey Gall in UFC 2

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>>73148886
I am addicted to 4chan

>>73148938
Nah. I I met JJ at 193 Melbourne. I heard her literally tell a fan, for me: stand up > ground, at that point I predicted she'll lose by sub one day.

Waterson will bring it to the floor, which for sure at some point the fight will goto, and she'll get the rnc.

>>73148975
.....what does she smell like?

>>73148938

Joanna will lose one day and when it finally happens it will be via submission. No doubt in my mind.

>>73148947
They literally offered up henderson to Fedor as a believable can. And Hendo knocked him the fuck out to kingdom come.

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>11 takedowns landed

American wrestling is the thinking man's martial art

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>>73148954
Soon, brother. But for now, game face

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both sage and gall are solid prospects
sage beat the shit out of gall on the feet, just like he has all of his other opponents, including barberena
he's a good striker, he just has no ground game, which prevents him from fully executing his striking game due to the threat of the takedown and the clinch
he's training with Woodley,and he looked noticeable better against Gall, a superior grappler to his last opponent, that he did against a can who was later cut
Gall had a competitive jiujitsu match with Gordon Ryan and trains at Tristar
I've been saying he was legit since before he fought CM Punk, he will leave his mark on the LW division

>>73148975
If Claudia had a bigger gas tank and held jj on the ground for one more round, she would have won.

The blueprint to beating jj is pretty simple. It's just the division is filled with a load of untalented goofs.

SLAM KO. HOLY FUCK

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>>73149035
>the city of me

forgot that phones a shit

>>73149035
>>73149056

>6'2" LW

The sport is EVOLVING

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>>73149038
>the city of me

*than
*Woodley, and

>>73149038
Sage got cocky. Galls stand up is shit and it was a lucky hit.

Galls ground game is legit. Sage needs to go to his college and sign up for the wrestling team. His stand up is very good. Very good it's wonder boy level but more offense based then counter striking.

And he has the same flaws. Fucking crazy

>>73149044
I think her takedown defense ain't that bad though, and her good cardio helps indirectly

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http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Duane-Ludwig-101

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>>73149072
james vick

>>73148992
She had a security guard that stood in front of her so all I sniffed was his poverty aftershave.

>>73149044
Pretty much. It's MMA afterall and it's pushed even further with WMMA

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>>73149072
>he's a MUNSTER

>51 year old boxing legend Bernard Hopkins literally just got KO'd out of the ring.

Poetic

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>>73148632

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>>73149094
michael chiesa

>>73149112
Poor Hopkins. He almost died too

>>73148947
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQK12l-228M
Here's some Fedor entertainment.

>>73149088
same flaws my ass, Thompson's TDD is vasty superior to Sage's so is his management of distance.

Sage's ground game is laughably bad. Literally a sub magnet, even last fight he almost randomly got armbarred and had to power and twist out of that shit.

>>73149044
>a load of untalented goofs.

Inexperienced =/= untalented

You don't see any woman out there with 20+ pro fights cause women's fighting in the UFC has barely existed for a decade.

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>>73149038
noticeably*

Is there a chance Werdum pulls an upset and beats Cain again? He looked fat in recent times, inb4 USADA

>>73149129
in his defense, he is JUST learning how to compete on the ground. He has a very long way to go. Should have competed in some grappling competitions before going to UFC.

>>73149115
you know none of these punches actually hit and Werdum did this on purpose, dont you?
look at his hands when he falls, rocked people dont fall like that

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>>73149038
>I've been saying he was legit since before he fought CM Punk,

Funny all I've been hearing all week is about how he was going to get smoked by a more """""""'''experienced"""""""""" fighter

>>73149139
wouldnt that fuck up your knee?

>>73149129
But it's same flaws tho. Wonderboy got smashed round 1 against woodley. Same thing here.

Then for about a minute Sage is hitting Gall and Galls eating shit and he's doing it in and out karate style like and talking shit too doing it.

But he gets clipped and gets rnc. Difference is wonder boy never tapped but sage did.

But in all honesty this fight was like a bum version of a what if Maia vs Thompson.

>>73149146
>chance
>mma

>>73149038
Lol youre such a fucking loser

>>73149161
Sage was tagging Mikey on the feet at will during the standup.

It was pretty clear Mikey got lucky with that blind right hand.

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>>73149038
Legit panic wrestler.

Man, I thought the Barbarena fight was just a consequence of Sage fighting a guy with more experience, but he was exposed hard as fuck by Gall.

I'm happy Sage lost. Not happy that Gall one, just happy that Sage lost.

>>73149146

With HWs you just never know. Flip a coin.

I think Cain wins though cause less chance of gassing out.

Are there any GOAT breakdown videos/articles of MMA fighters' techniques out there?

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Goofed the picks and everything because autism. I am never doing this again because this was so painstaking and insipid.

>>73149211
Wedum didn't really gas in the Travis Browne fight though. It was such a random night tho

>>73149161
He's gonna get smoked the first time he faces a real fighter.

He has below-average wrestling, mid-level BJJ, and hail Mary swinging striking.

He won't be able to beat a single fighter that doesn't have zero ground game.

>>73149160

he gets rocked at the 5-6 second mark

>>73149221
>mid level BJJ

Complete nonsense, he is legit on the ground in every way, multiple time NAGA champion

>>73149219

Travis Browne is an awful fighter. Should never be a litmus test for anything.

>>73149227
>>73149221

and the punch that knocks him down is the right, not the left at the end, in between the 6-7 mark

>>73149221

I bet you're that Aussie who was sperging out at me all week. What's the matter? I thought Sage was a """"""''real"""""""""" fighter.

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>>73149227
he was never rocked, Werdum is(or at least was, he is fighting really stupid since his loss to Stipe)a really smart fighter, he pulls these kind of "traps" all the time

>>73149075
>>73149139
No one fucking cares

Get a life you creepy lookin loser!

>Mike "Aluminum" Perry

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>>73149218
who /got the picksright here/
i'm the laughing anime girl

if aldana can't beat leslie, how far can she actually go in ufc?

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>>73149259

nah

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>>73149218
>get Faber and Mickey exactly right, down to the round and the choke he put on Sage
>get memed on by Platinum and Vanzant

life is suffering lads

>>73149218

>All right except for Copper Perry

Jouban was clearly the more well rounded guy but I bought into memes against my better judgment.

I didn't buy into memes when thinking about all the other fights on the card. Sage and Paige were clearly inferior to their opponents. Thankfully 2016 is almost over and normalcy is being restored.

Nunes is gonna destroy Ronda.

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>>73149278

>Mike "Tin" Perry

>>73149290
>>73149278
Anyone have the one of all the BRs getting knocked out with the world cup crowd reactions?

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my boy the doom is going to win

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>>73149218
>>73149269
Yep. Got it all right for a change

>>73149306

I will never get tired of seeing Travis Browne getting beat up

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>>73149304

>>73149270
Leslie Smith is a decent striker for WMMA standards and is a big time tough nosed brawler, I thought Aldana would win but I thought she would have her hands full against someone who would bring it to her.

She can be an action fighter for WBW as GOAT Zane would say

It's not out of the realm of possibility that she gets good matchups against the waste bins of the division and memes her way to a title shot in Mexico or some shit like that

Unironically think she would give Ronda problems

>>73149269
>im the laughing anime girl

Of course you are you fucking weirdo, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

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>>73149315
well that was a great night

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Can sage come back or the hype train is derailed forever?

>>73149270

Leslie smith proved she ain't no slouch. In hindsight she was a bad matchup for her.

For a better comparison think of Aldana vs Smith as the bum version of Stephen Thompson vs Matt Brown. Still room to grow but her losing was beyond horrifying for me.

>>73149322
You think her TDD is that good? Ronda would toss her within seconds.

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>>73149337

>>73149337
As much as I dislike Travis Browne, it's kind of impressive that he stayed standing from that

>>73149322
the way she performed in that fight, i honestly think she would have tko'd betche correia if she had been given her

>>73149340

He's 3-2 in the UFC. That ain't so bad plus he's only 20. If he gets cut he can come back 10 years from now and people will still remember him as that goofy spike haired kid.

>Already had 5 fights in 2 years
>Some bums struggle to get 2 fights in a year

Nunes
Cruz
Cain
T.J

Is the general consensus for 207. Is there anybody that's going against these picks?

>>73149359

Leslie Smith outdid herself in this fight.

>Can't land anything on Rin Nakai
>Go super saiyan against Aldana

>>73149340
He's 21, as long as the UFC gives him some actual time off and a favorable matchup, he can only go up. If, HOWEVER, he does not go to an actual camp, then this will be fruitless either way.

>>73149340
Honestly, His ground game is nonexistent. He should focus hard on TDD and do some grappling competitions before he goes back to the cage. Or hope that he gets matched up with a striker.

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>>73149315
>Ronda.....ALL I WANTED WAS A FUCKING SLURPEE!

>What? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO MORE HOTPOCKETS!?!

>Go handcuff yourself to the post in the backyard. I want to get sparring session with you. Don't cry this time either. It gets me distracted.

>>73149378
>Or hope that he gets matched up with a striker.

If he gets matched up with a striker, that striker will just look to take him down and sub him.

>>73149342
That would be assuming Ronda has learned how to wrestle. I think Aldana can Holly Holm-lite her

I'm not saying Ronda probably wouldn't win, but Aldana can move in and out and tag her consistently in a lot of scenarios

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>>73149363
3-2 in the ufc can get you cut, but he is very young ill give him that.

>>73149389
ronda's knees are shot, she's never learning to get TDs with traditional singles and doubles

>>73149251
Travis Browne was a dangerous motherfucker. He has the same athletic abilities as a low level NBA player which means a complete motherfucker in every sense.

But Travis never got a real striking coach and that's the reason he didn't become a champ or win the big fights he should of.

I still enjoy seeing him getting wrecked his complete piece of shit. And Mitrione was getting the better of him until he eye poked to victory.

And he does it on purpose too he did that shit to Werdum in both fights. It's just Werdum doesn't give a fuck at all and beat that ass real proper

>>73149389
Also assuming Ronda gets past Nunes (prolly not) after seeing highlights of her recent 'camp'.
>same ol footwork
>same meme coach
>same strategy

>>73149340

fans love jacked dudes doing karate, so yeah

>>73149375
yeah, smith did look pretty damn good. If she can bring that energy to her next fights, she will be top 10. A lot of girls in the 135 division have a hard time with overwhelming striking.

>>73149396

Travis was KO'ing Reem and Barnett when he was training at Jackson-Wink but then for some reason decided to ditch them to go train with Edmond and ever since then he's won 1 of his last 5. (He didn't beat Mitrione)

>>73149375
yeah, that is part of what i mean. Smith gave the best performance of her career tonight. As well as the fact that she is one of the few women with the same size and reach as aldana. Eye, Betche, and maybe even liz carmouche would have likely lost if they had been in there

>>73149413

The way she fought tonight she looked like she was top 5 in the division. Her awful record doesn't do her any favors.

>>73149387
I'd love to see someone stand up with sage and have a war with him. Sage striking is so fun to watch.

>>73149412
>but then for some reason decided to ditch them to go train with Edmond

cause of thaaaaaaa pussy son

>>73149420

Maybe he can ask for a fight with Barboza or Paul Felder, but these guys would chew him up on the feet to be honest.

>>73149412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVyMoWGv0Z8

so this dude at my gi bjj academy isn't very good technically at bjj, he just knows some amateur wrestling techniques, is fairly athletic, and is VERY aggro.

how long do i have to git gud before i don't auto-lose to his take-downs?

>>73149434
>> calling it amateur wrestling

heem yourself

>>73149434
throw a flying knee and never go back

>>73149434

what throws/takedowns do you know and what rank are you

>>73149434
just suck his sweet dick

>>73149434
Two words. Rubber guard

>>73149471
crackhead control

Helium Mike Perry

Imagine unironically being as salty as Kevin Lee for a moment

>>73149465
double/single leg and some lapel throws, one-stripe white-belt
>>73149471
i'm not eddie bravo, dude. i don't even know what the rubber guard is

>>73149498

Imagine getting triggered by a fighter's tweets

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u-D-ldWtB_s
Free fight
Hopefully we get Cruz/Dillashaw instead of Cruz/Faber III

>>73149499
That's a sheep answer. It's cause the government doesn't want you to know about it

>>73149525
>That's a sheep answer.
bro i watch cnn, okay? newsweek and msnbc, too

>>73149520

Mizugaki also got heemed tonight. In fact he's the only fighter to get heemed tonight and that's the guy Cody beat to get his title shot.

Cruz will embarrass him.

>>73148818
Pussy blocked me on ig for bringing up Honda

>>73149540
hahahhahhaha

THOUGHT YOU HAD A MEME BOI

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>>73149511
Imagine being a fighter and getting triggered on twitter by some random's tweets

can someone explain to me why the odds are favouring ronda rousey over nunes?

i think i might put some money on nunes.

> Mike Perry lost

I feel sick and self destructive.

>>73149570
shhhhhh. people wanna believe a comeback story

>>73149569

You all seemed to love "Platinum" when he was insulting Jouban and Alvey

>>73149562
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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THOUGHT YOU HAD A HYPE TRAIN BOI
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>73149578
this

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>9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1 >9-1

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>>73149603
ACTION FIGHTER

>>73149603
don't quit your day job jewban

>>73149570
>can someone explain to me why the odds are favouring ronda rousey over nunes?
she steamrolled all over her opponents before getting btfo by counterstrikes.

>>73149590
hi kevin

>>73149615
>those pointy nipples

i feel violated right now

>>73149623

Not an argument

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>>73149603
>>73149615
the nice wholesome man beat the degenerate

>>73149603
>>73149615
What a pussy.

He'll never get far in MMA fighting like a bitch.

>>73149570
Nunes tends to be a gassy brawler who pushes the action. If she wades in like usual this favors Rousey. Also she is a way bigger name.

did perry get beat up? i missed the card

>>73149603
>>73149615
>tfw too intelligent for face tattoos

>>73148632
shit thread mate

>>73149641
But Nunes did beat Bullet Valentina in a 3 round fight though. The first time Ronda faced adversity she got eaten alive

>>73149578
yea, it's hard time to be alive. Worst of all was Perry's dogshit performance. What. the. fuck. was that.

>>73149639

He's going to be a ranked fighter after beating up this meme

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>>73149647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFrmapGCuhs

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>tfw too intelligent to browse /heem/

>>73149641

Ronda is getting her ass WHOOPED

and

SLEPT

and that's it. Nothing more to say about the fight.

>>73148715
Reminder that Waterfall is a meme also and will be exposed soon

>>73149704
PvZ detected.

>>73149704

t.triggered "fanzant"

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>MICKEY GALL, YOU'RE TAKING EVERYTHING I WORK FOR MOTHERFUCKER! I'M GONNA FIGHT YOUR FUCKIN ASS! YOU KNOW WHAT THE REAL MONEY FIGHT, THE REAL MONEY FIGHT IS ME, NOT THESE CLOWNS YOU ALREADY PUNKED AT THE POST FIGHT INTERVIEW. AIN'T NOBODY WANNA SEE THAT, YOU KNOW YOU BEAT THEM ALREADY. WE WANT THAT REAL FIGHT, THIS THAT REAL SHIT

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>>73148736
>mfw the OP has been here every day for at least 18 months making these fucking threads multiple times a day

>>73149724
Would Mickey manage to kill him? He's not exactly a meme like Sage or Punk

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>tfw too intelligent to defend """"belts""""

>>73149746
Mickey Vs Lee?

Mickey would blaze through him. Kevin Lee trains at Mayweathers boxing gym and got KTFO by a wrestler, so his stand up isn't something exactly to watch out for.

>>73149746

Mickey would get whooped.

>>73149218
Pretty ez picks desu.

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>it's a "fighter just won so everyone overhypes them" episode

I can't remember, did we talk about Bigfoot's fight in November?

Which fighters do you think are the most likely to shitpost on /heem/ with us?

Hard Mode: No Cheick

i like how pvz said she's gonna take time off to focus on her other opportunities

she grossly overestimates her mainstream appeal

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my new boy. jon jones on suicide watch

>>73149800
Ishihara

>>73149807
not really, normies love that dancing with the stars show

>>73149800
Mike Gainer

THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND BOYYYYYYYY

>>73149819
um, her first fight after the show was the Maia vs Condit Fox card that did record low numbers

normies dont give a shit about the 2nd place finisher on dancing with the stars

she has to actually prove her worth in mma for crossover success

how did jouban shutdown perry? I thought he would win by heem tb h

>>73149847

Jouban landed a whole bunch of body kicks and took him down. Perry was fighting the way Hendo was fighting Bisping at UFC 204, just looking for the big punch and he got outpointed.

>>73149847
lots of leg kicks, body kicks, and circling away

took perry down at one point and also dropped him on the feet later in the fight

perry just tried to walk him down the whole time

>>73149835
she has a good sized following, bigger than anyone active outside like ronda and conor, but the soccer moms that like her from that show don't want to watch MMA

>>73149847
Jouban's a good striker that can be technical when he needs to

But the biggest thing was that Perry would just not pull the trigger, he had his right hand locked and loaded all night, constantly stalking Jouban but just never throwing it, or putting any sort of combinations together

He either overthought the fight and/or was warded off after being dropped early by Jouban

Nonetheless Perry needs to implement an actual jab, some kicks from distance, and perhaps cut down on live sparring

>>73149859
>implying bishitting won that fight

any of you casuals watching panmeme

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>>73149902
pancrase = WGAF

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Cody:"I ain't never had to chase pussy in my entire life, and on December 30th, I won't have to either"
Cruz:"...What are you talking about?"
Cody:"What are you talking about?"

>>73149989
This happened?

>>73149881
>Jouban's a good striker that can be technical when he needs to
It was just a ridiculous, pathetic platinum performance. Danny Roberts is a very technical striker and Perry fucked him up. Ridiculous that he couldn't find the glass chin of Jouban, didn't even fucking take a swing near it

>>73149998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSDjEWRUNU

>>73150009
Cody seems like a legit scumbag.

>>73148632
holy shit twitter is so silent after both these shits got chocked :^)

>>73150007
Roberts just doesn't hit as hard, Perry tried the same shit he always does and got dropped immediately.

>>73150009
Well done, the part where cody dropped that line the sound dropped out

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>chocked

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>>73149998
>>73149989
>Cody: Who have you beat?
>Cruz: Your whole team. Every one of them.

>>73149989
Everybody is roasting Cody and Alpha Male after that abysmal trash talk

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>I ain't never had to chase pussy in my entire life, and on December 30th, I won't have to either

>>73150121
>What are you talking about?
>What are YOU talking about?

>>73149989
What are they talking about?

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>tfw you discover Nik Lentz is a /pol/ack

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>I ain't never had to chase pussy in my entire life, and on December 30th, I won't have to either

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>I ain't never had to chase pussy in my entire life, and on December 30th, I won't have to either
really made me think

>>73150179
Is Cody two intelligent for trash talk?

>>73150140
Holy fuck you're not kidding

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>I ain't never had to chase pussy in my entire life, and on December 30th, I won't have to either

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>I ain't never had to chase pussy in my entire life, and on December 30th, I won't have to either

>MICKEY THE MEME KILLER

literally /ourguy/

>>73150302
will he kill the dan hardy meme too

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>>73149340
i myself and other people in this thread don't realize that Sage is so fucking young that the losses at this early stage in his career will be forgotten quickly. that being said, his physique isn't nearly enough to be a champion. he still has work to do.

>>73149569

>he didn't watch chappelle's show

whats sad is sage is like an elephant with a loose chain tired around its foot, yet he is happy

if he only broke free

he was so close, he took the mask off for about 10 seconds

>>73150365
>>73150338
sage lacks fight IQ

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>>73149989
Cruz: "My hands will still be on your face."
Cody: "I hope so. I'm gonna eat everything you got."

>>73150372
He lacks heart. Rich kids shouldn't fight.

>>73150009
>> he uses reddit

heem yourself

>>73150409
>he doesn't go on /r/amibeingdetained

>>73150371

>Double standards from a nationalist sperg

>>73150375
Wish Cruz said something like: "well come eat these nuts homie".

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Why can't white people fight?

Guys i think we're getting close to seeing Sage tell his dad to fuck off and going full Rage, could be exciting

>>73148693
https://youtu.be/N1IuWp5r8ns

>>73150405

*tips fedora*

>>73150456

What are you even talking about? Is that you Cody? Is the CTE already setting in?

>>73150475

Reported for autism AKA /pol/ syndrome.

>>73150475
holy fk thought I was on /pol/ for a sec

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>>73148809
Wait hahahaha did this really happen?

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POTUS

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>I bought a house from beating your team
>who's gunna teach you to fight
Move of the night

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>>73150532
Ye but I ain't never had to chase pussy in my entire life, and on December 30th, I won't have to either

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>>73150525
When will he stop dodging Floyd

I ain't never gotten a tinder match in my entire life, and on December 30th, I won't have to either ;_;

Jouban?
More like Alan JouGAY!

>>73150562
Jewban never had to chase pussy in his entire life, and on December 30th, he won't have to either

>What are you talking about?
>What are you talking about
>w-we'll see

The Cathal Pendred of Trash Talking, Joe

>>73148795
How much pussy is Gall crushing this weekend, fucking hell.

>>73150605
Alot, cause the pussy comes to him he doesn't need to chase it. One things for sure though, on December 30th, he won't have to either

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I ain't never had to chase dicc in my entire life, and on December 30th, I won't have to either

>>73148849

i would've assumed the brazilian would be the cuck

considering how you guys jumped for joy when ronda shoved her giant clitoris down Correia's pussy

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Paige BTFO
Sage BTFO
Perry BTFO
Barbarena BTFO

It's over, the memes are dead. Bury it

>Jouban didn't come to bang

wtf I hate Louisiana now

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I like how all of Dana's guys get rekt by RNC

- Conor
- Sage
- Paige

Is rear-naked choke the official meme killer technique?

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I'm going be so fucking angry if Cruz gets heemed.

Cody is one of the biggest faggot I have ever seen, and I live in goddamn Stockholm, Sweden.

>>73148735
He'll step in to face nunes?

>>73150723
I don't see how Cody is supposed to heem anybody off his back.

>>73148844
Even super traditional Karate guys can do really well. Machida and Thompson for example. Raymond Daniels in kickboxing is another great example, though his boxing has improved dramatically lately.

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>>73150723
you've clearly been chasing pussy your entire life, and on December 30th you still will either

>>73150740
Think Cruz will just take him down and grind him?

>>73150772
Cruz is a panic wrestler, except one that's actually good at wrestling. If he traded with Dillashaw he'll trade with Cody.

>>73150786
Hmm. What do you make of the power Cody has over T.J?
Is T.J is quicker than Cody?

>>73150772
I don't see why not. Cruz would be stupid to trade with him, and he's not stupid.

>>73150786
>>73150794
Dillashaw is vastly more technical than Cody, but Cody throws harder. Cruz'll gas him on the floor for two or three rounds and take him out standing as the final trophy kill from TAM.

>>73150803
>>73150794
Honestly there's no real reason to believe Cody is some super hard puncher when his biggest knockout is Mizugaki, who even Cruz could knock out. Dillashaw has similar power but much better technique

>>73150820
It's not that he has ungodly power; he just throws 100% all the time. Dillashaw could do the same but he's unironically a far superior fighter and knows how stupid that is.

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RIGHT HERE

>>73150820
True. I think the retardism in the pressers is gonna get to him, he'll over commit in there and probably gas.