/heem/

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>>73136257
good thread

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>>73136270

Any fights today lads?

what does heem mean?
anyway mma is as fake as wwe wrestling and mainly watched by children with terminal cancer and autists

watched my first ever ufc event recently

it was so gay it gave me an erection, the state of you benders

>>73136327
hungarian energised european men

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>hue """champions"""
>literally run themselves into counters

>>73136327
gtfo fake "estonian"

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>>73136393
desperate

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>tfw will keep two threads going tonight during card to piss off the autists

>>73136434

>calling other people autists when this is the kind of thing you do with your free time.

>>73136449
>5 second image search comparison

yeah my day is SHOT anon, good call

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>>73136257

>>73136521
root

>>73136449
>calling people autists in your free time

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>>73136651
>having free time

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making sure this thread

>DOES
>NOT
>SLIP

>>73136897
this pic would be hot if you blurred their faces

If you would ever say you wouldn't let mcgregor fuck you you're a homosexual.

>>73136393
fuck off

>>73136327
Homosexuals
Evaluating
Erections
Masterfully

>>73136651

>being an actual spastic

>>73136637
what

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what's up real thread

>back up dood

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>i didnt even negotiate a better payday because conor is my easiest fight

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>truth

FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD FUCK THIS CARD

normal thread back on the menu boys

ALL UFC HOPEFUL MEGASTARS BTFO

>>73136521
I FORGOT TO PICK UP CONOR

Hopefully mandrama retards will leave now

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>have precious time on the mic
>all eyes on you after a win
>perfect time to direct your own career path
>"who do you want to fight next"
>"uh...whoever"

congrats, you failed Marketing 101

1. Rear Naked Choke
2. Georges St. Pierre
3. Literal WHOS

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did PVZ tap?

Videogames are pretty popular in America, there are a lot of commercials.

>>73146134

She was out, look at her hands.

>>73146134
arms went limp

came to pretty quick but didnt look to dispute it

>>73146134
nope
she went out for a sec

it almost looks like paige faked passing out so she wouldnt have to tap

she looked way too lucid after the ref stopped it

nunes said after she KOs ronda she's going to eat her out live on ppv

>>73146261
actually had this garbage open for 10 seconds in the background

>>73146179
m8 this fight was coordinated by Dana to make Paige the next "star" of women's ufc

there's literally no reason for her to be the main fight of an event albeit a fight night. she fucking lost how many times this year?

>>73146211
Nah, I've been choked like that and started going out. Sometimes you wake right up like nothing happened.

actual presser here btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gTnAux0OMc

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>>73146603
thanks lad

wait wtf why is holly here

>>73146635
she is doing a title fight for a new 145 division

>>73146650
yeah just caught me off guard when i first opened it

i do like hearing holly talk about the weight stuff because there's so much misinformation and bullshit out there about fighter's actual sizes

Gall semi disrespectful calling out Hardy, they aren't anywhere near being on the same level in terms of time put in.

>>73146713
>says he wants to fight 155
>calls out a welterweight

why?

>>73146713
>>73146765

Hardy would knock Gall the fuck out

she keeps on saying she got caught i dont get it

>>73146808
>i got caught by the same shitty head and arm throw that i always try to use unsuccessfully

actually i just now realized she got beaten by her own day 1 meme technique

>>73146808

She got thrown from the clinch into a RNC that she couldn't really defend

>>73146808

Saying you got caught means you can try to write it off as a bit of bad luck and not actually take the blame for being a trash fighter.

>>73146873
the better response would be "wow im an idiot for getting taken down by my own meme move where it's actually super easy to reverse position."

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>Meme fighter gets choked out

I LOVE this episode!

>>73146845
>>73146843
yea buts a sequence of events, not some freak action like a chance punch

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post acestream goy

>>73146211

t.mandrama casual

Why would anyone fake passing out? lol

its funny that PVZ though it was a good idea to call out Ronda for a fight at 125 and then gets BTFO by a former 105 fighter

>>73146914

the proper response is "She was the better fighter tonight and outclassed me with her bjj skills. I've got a lot to work on"

>>73146765
Hardy said if he were to return it would probably be at Lightweight

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>>73146932
paige is obsessed with her """toughness""" cred because she doesn't have actual skills

>>73146922

Of course, but you can imagine getting 'caught' by being out of position for a second which leads to a sequence of events ending in you getting choked out.

>>73146134
She clearly pretended to go out to avoid tapping

> she didn't tap...so tough!

That's how much of a fucking meme shiteater she is.

>>73146970

Lol you're dumb no one fakes passing out in the octagon haha that's just about the dumbest thing I've ever read. Literally mandrama-tier logic.

>>73146984
i feel like sage would be literally everything the diaz brothers hate rolled into one

>>73146941
"The girl was lucky, she got very lucky, I was inefficient with my energy and fought a bigger woman"

It's very important that the other fighter is older than you

>>73146984

OUR BOY CHRIS AVILA

Paige's everything is shit, not just her grappling

Before she got tossed to the ground, she threw perhaps one of the worst combos I've ever seen in a main event, some retarded jump kick to punch that smacked air

God she is awful at fighting

Market the shit out of Waterson, Dana, she ain't perfect either but she's good relative to the rest of the division

>>73146972
tru, i guess my point is that she had to mess up multiple times in succession in order to finally get choked

>>73136314

no pro fights unfortunately.

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>>73147008
but nate was the bigger fighter
paige wasnt

>>73146993

>having the presence of mind to pretend to pass out while someone is literally choking the shit out of you in order to protect your image

I don't think so dawg

You could call out anyone in 170 and you choose Dan Hardy kek

>>73147024

>paige wasnt

Lol but she was sperg

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Nunes on suicide watch

>>73147024
derp i mean karate """hottie""" wasnt

former atomweight

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>>73147029

We're in the age of "money fights"

No way Michelle was gonna lost that fight lol.

>>73147006

>Nick and Nate take Sage to teach him BJJ and how to be a badass
>Sage shaves his head
>comes back to the octagon
>starts Super slapping people
>is basically a cunt
>wins every fight to the title

>>73147029
He goes by the rule - biggest name, easiest fight. Hardy scores nicely with those criteria, maybe not as nicely as Punk but still ok

>karate hottie
>hottie

>>73147042

how does she not break her wrists punching like that?

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>>73147062
>>73147062
i picture him coming back like gif related

>>73147075

>Being LITERALLY gay

>>73147077
It's not like shes connecting with anything lol

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>11 takedowns landed

Wrestling and cagehugging is the thinking man's martial art.

Oh no Cole Miller is going to get cut, he was actually supposed to fight conor at one time too.

>>73147042
somebody post the gif of her shopped shadowboxing with the crowd. pls i need laugh

>>73147042

Is this recent footage?

>>73147085

She is waaaay too asian looking to be hot, she should be embarrassed having that as a nickname.

rogan getting so much shit on twitter for his previous ronda shilling

>>73147080
Eurotrip was pretty funny for how cheesy it was

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>>73147042
Same facial expressions

>>73147118
>She is waaaay too asian looking to be hot

Autism speaks

>>73147105

yes, it's in the promotion footage for 207

>>73147133

I don't look like you so I don't have to settle for mediocrity, I'm not really sure how to explain it to you though.

>>73146984
Isnt it weird how Nates developed into more of an alpha than Nick.

Its like since beating Conor he grew taller and became more attractive

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>I don't look like you so I don't have to settle for mediocrity

I though Mickey was another Ryan Hall, then stood and bang with Sage.

Sorry BASED Mick.

>>73147164
always been in nate's shadow

really came into his own for the MJ fight since Nick has been out of the spotlight awhile

had the most memorable conor callout of all the other bums who tried

>>73147175

Sage with that there glass chin despite being 20

>>73147170
You have to click on the post number to reply reddit, I know you were probably super excited with your real funny post though.

>Sage got dropped by a blind overhand right

Is karate a meme?

>>73147006
I bet they like Mickey Gall

>>73147164
He gained weight. He's got a bigger neck and traps now so he looks tougher.

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G O A T

>>73147130
Why is she a meme? I mean, she's not super hot. But she has a pretty nice face and nice legs. If she is bulky upstairs, that is good because she will give you strong as fuck sons.

Would berry/10. Please stop bullying this female, lads.

Huh...turns out after kendra perez dumped dom she fucked big nog....according to sherdog.

so dom and big nog are eskimo bros

>>73146603
>>73146603
faber's presser is pretty /comfy/

going back to his earliest days in the game

Sage hammer fisting Mickey was bad ass

I really want to know what they was saying

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>You have to click on the post number to reply reddit, I know you were probably super excited with your real funny post though.

>>73147181
His callout didn't even make any sense.

I usually like laughing at retards but Nate just makes me feel uncomfortable.

>>73147126
Post tweets

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Michelle Waterman is a cute

A CUTE

>>73147219

it looked like he was saying stand up and mickey was saying come here

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Aldo is a nice guy

Anybody have the video of Dom and Faber hugging it out?

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>mfw Mike "Platinum" Perry was your boy

Should he still be my boy, /him/? I'm not sure anymore. I mean, he looked pretty bad tonight. I just hate to see my guys lose.

>>73147208
I'm guessing because she was a loli liked by pedos at /tv/ who grew up to be ugly so they are all mad at her now.

Similar with that Harry Potter chick except she grew up to be a SJW

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>>73136521
>>73136257

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Is Gegard Mousasi the uncrowned qt of MMA?

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>>73147239

I don't know man I don't look like you so I don't have to settle for mediocrity. I enjoy highly classed caucasian women with blonde hair and blue eyes, you might say I'm a cultured man.

>>73147253

He's not a top 20 WW, it's not good to have boys that are going to lose constantly.

>>73147207

>Beats 5 former lhw champions in a row

Please tell me how Jones is not #1 p4p?

>>73147253
No. I love the guy but he's a total meme. Memes are done after tonight. They'll do nothing but let you down.

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Is she still our girl /heem/?

>>73147239

groce

Sage's career is over LMAO

>>73147253

Don't pretend that he was anything other than a meme fighter.

The fact that he was so passive tonight and was exposed as one trick pony soured things all the more.

>>73147281
Trump exhausted all the meme magic from the world it seems.

Suddenly I'm afraid for Bisping

Are there even any meme fighters left?

>>73147285

She got bodied and swarmed by a mom lol

How long before our boy Mickey starts dating pop stars like Rockhold?

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>>73147302

>>73147247
i feel kinda bad for aldo

mcgoobs practically ruined his entire career and all he's worked for the last 10 years

he isn't a bad guy too

This nigga seriously thinks he can stand and bang at 155 in a few years?

207 looks stacked but why is there only 4 fights on the main card?

>>73147314
Based

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>>73147323
he handled the loss like a complete fag

>>73147314
>it's a Makdessi blocking a kick in his jaw episode

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>>73147285
her sparring partner is

>>73147311

Mickey looks a bit like a neanderthal with his protruding forehead.

Yair has ALWAYS been my boy.

I hope he never has to lose ;_;

>>73147219
>>73147244

Yall niggaz don't even watch all of the post fight interviews and shit? What the fuck? How fucking casual are you? Fucking pussies holy shit

But anyways Sage was telling him to get up and fight and Mickey said "I thought your jitz was better than mine?"

And then when Mickey got cut Sage said "you're about to get another one" and Gall thought it was cool

Gall will never be close to champion let's be real here

>>73147324
well to be fair he'd be huge for the weight class if he could consistently make it

would complement his grappling and ability to take a shot

>>73147335

That's cause he wasn't given an immediate rematch just like everyone else was despite being a dominant champion.

>>73147285
Yep, she's got heart for days (for DAYS).

>>73147339

I love that vacant dumbass look she always has on, so cute.

>>73147339
MOAR

I want to breed her

>that eye twitching

Sage gave him cte

>>73147353

Is that you Phil Brooks?

>>73147285

She was never our girl.

>>73147253
This isn't how having a boy works
If someone's your boy you ride with him to the end
None of this jumping off the train the moment he loses shit
You fucking disloyal nihilists are all like this!!

Is Chris Weidman still my boy?

>>73147364
he got slept in the most definitive way possible

he also pulled out of the fight the first time around

he also has a history of pulling out of fights

and he has the personality of cardboard which whether you like it or not matters and gives him no leverage

>6'2 155

Kek Cerrone is like one inch shorter than him but looks extremely frail at 155 and 170. He won't be able to make it.

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>>73147042

>>73147323

He'll be alright. He's a national hero and has more money than he ever dreamed of. Also he's not dead at 24 like he would have been if he didn't stop hanging out with killers and drug dealers.

Eddie is far worse off because there's no way in the back of his head he can believe Conor got lucky, because he got outclassed. Aldo can believe Conor got lucky. Also Eddie has already faded to obscurity and Aldo is still relevant, whether people like it or not

>>73147396
>t. doesn't understand sunk cost fallacy

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>>73147273
He's undisputed p4p for me.

If I hear about that midget Demetrius one more time, im going to flip. The only way that electron weight can contest p4p is if every other division has a one fight champ.

Whats next? We crown koksal baba GOAT after feeding him 10 toddlers for a win streak?
These official raters need to get a grip.

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>>73147366
>>73147373

Michelle looking cleaner than a newborn baby

>>73147352
You sound really cringy lad

Based Mickey. What a guy.

>>73147421
unless he comes back and absolutely shits the bed he is #1 all-time goat easy

>>73147422

I just looked at her instagram and she doesn't look as good in normal pics.

>>73147418
Nihilist.

It's so cute how Michelle talks like a student giving a report.

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>>73147436
still think she looks qt w/o makeup

>>73147447
What do you think nihilist means?

>Okamoto trying to bait Waterson into calling out Andrade

Kek

>>73147400

Lets not pretend Conor handled himself well after his loss. He was just as whiney as Aldo, except he actually got his rematch

>>73147465

Andrade should be fighting for the title.

Is the whole womens meme nearly over?

Literally no other sport takes them seriously except for tennis because they are cucked, it's silly that this is continuing.

>>73147477
he was 10x classier in defeat than aldo

the only time he started talking shit was when the second fight was booked

aldo also had a chance to take that 155 fight on short notice and wouldn't do it, even though he said he'd fight conor anywhere to get his rematch

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>>73147265
>trying to be funny and ironic
>failing at both
lmao at your life

>>73147314
Banana is the last whyte boi hope

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Some salty nobodies on twitter

Also I am really worried Cody might lose

Cruz is a nob

>sage quits TriStar coz it was too tough
>gall goes to tristar and trains to execute a good fight plan
>gall lands a knockdown on sage's spikes (despite sage being the striking expert) that turns him into a panic wrestler so gall gets a rnc

Fucking hell, you can't make this shit up. Is gall a meme or is he something beyond that? It's pure poetry here.

Can we start calling her "Juicy Jui jitsu" Michelle Waterson?

>>73147477
Aldo was offered the rematch but turned it down.

I'd be surprised if ufc 207 broke 500k buys.

Honda's whole allure was being strong independent woman that is unbeatable.

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>>73147509

I don't look like you so I don't have to settle for mediocrity

>>73147511

oh fuck. Would love to see him fight Valhalla. He would lose though.

>>73147527
i dont think casuals will come back into the fold unless she starts dominating again

>>73147511

>Brian Rogers

WHO DA FOOK IS THAT GUY

>>73147422

I would let her repeatedly punch me in the dick until my scrotum splits, and then gargle my loose testicle while nibbling on it's epididymis. <3

>>73147527
I would love that so so much.

>>73147515
>Juicy Jui Jitsu
>not Juicy Jitsu

one fucking job roo

>>73147514
Gall is elite. He should be ranked after this, Sage is a huge scalp.

>>73147527
>I'd be surprised if ufc 207 broke 500k buys.

It will do a million chump. Ronda is getting slept though.

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>>73147535
>>73147542
Kevin Lee is a twat

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>>73147528
>I don't look like you

>>73147567
lmfao tbqh

>>73147559
>thinking the mainstream still cares about ronda

she disappeared too long

i'd be seriously surprised if it broke a million

>>73147535

>Valhalla

AKA roid head

>>73146984
always wearing black clothes

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>>73147548
woah dude take it easy

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>You now remember Bigfoot

>>73147567
Khabib needs another can to crush

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>>73147573

Wow man can you not?

I don't look like you so you wouldn't understand my diverse tastes in women

Please never post her again

>>73147581
Only colour men should wear desu

>>73147587
his fight with hunto is unironically one of the best HW bouts of all time

most satisfying draw i've ever witnessed

remember when ronda was ellen and talked about how she wanted to kill herself just because she's a shitty loser and lost a fight and ellen was telling her how brave she was and what a great model she was what the fuck was that even

>>73147118
Fucking fag

>>73147575

It will break a million you bum

>>73147559
Consider Brock's return after his loss to Cain.
Fighting Alistair Overeem who many consider to be the Amanda Nunes of HW (pottery)
The card was on December 30, 2011 (pottery)
535k buys

>>73147575
not him but she's pretty relevant

she's been in a few movies and was even more popular than McGoober at one point

granted, it's been a year but people still remember her

if she wins, we won't hear the last of it for the next 2 fucking years so

>>73147507

That 'anytime, anywhere' shit is the stupidest thing to hold against him. After he lost, he said People were wrong to say he lost because he was reckless, because he rushes in like that all the time. He gave Conor respect, and then resumed talking shit to promote himself.

You are holding Aldo accountable for promotional shit talking, while accepting conors shit talking as promotion. You need to have the same standards for everyone, not go on a case by case basis because then your bias comes into play, which happens to heavily favor Conor.

I seem to remember Conor saying he would die before tapping out, saying he would win every belt, and that he swept and controlled nate, but he is never held accountable for it. You are biased as fuck, because Conor has spewed more self promotional bullshit than literally any other fighter

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Didn't you niggers know Mickey is half-dagestani?

>>73147590
>I don't look like you so you wouldn't understand my diverse tastes in women

Post a picture of yourself and I could give you some advice maybe, you seem to be taking it kind of hard.

Facial asthetics are hard to fix but it's not impossible imo.

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>>73147590
>all this text
you seem upset

>>73147590
i can't even tell if you're being ironic or not

who the fuck talks like this

>>73147629
uh proofs??

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>>73147587
>be giant who actually knows how to fight
>get cucked into mortal mode cause the ufc doesn't bother having openweight or super heavyweight divisions

Its not fair lads.

>>73147516
He was offered a short notice rematch at lightweight after having barely any training due to being on the no contact medical list.

There is a difference.

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>I do not share your countenance therefore I must regret to inform you that I would not settle for such mediocrity

>>73147614
Has she ever been RTE Sports Person of the Year though?

>>73147645
>>73147645
>who the fuck talks like this

Ausfailians apparently

See: >>73147158

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>>73147587
F

>>73147664
you got me

>>73147527
friendly reminder that there are still people who know who Rousey is but not Mcgregor

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https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/810330873799143424

Has USADA been figured out? Feel like there haven't been many high-profile busts lately, and now you have dudes like Emil Meek and Tim Kennedy coming (back) in who are unbelievably obvious roiders but are passing the tests.

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>>73147659
>tfw you forget to quote the person you're yelling at
you're really struggling tonight

>>73147631
>>73147632
>>73147645
he is saying he is good looking so he can get good looking women

jesus christ this place is full of autists

>>73147464
>Nihilism (/ˈnaJ.ᵻlJzəm/ or /ˈniː.ᵻlJzəm/; from the Latin nihil, nothing) is a philosophical doctrine that suggests the lack of belief in one or more reputedly meaningful aspects of life. Most commonly, nihilism is presented in the form of existential nihilism, which argues that life is without objective meaning, purpose, or intrinsic value. Moral nihilists assert that morality does not inherently exist, and that any established moral values are abstractly contrived. Nihilism can also take epistemological, ontological, or metaphysical forms, meaning respectively that, in some aspect, knowledge is not possible, or that reality does not actually exist.
Nihilists are a cancerous growth on our great society and we must liquidate them - pronto.

>>73147679
pron?

>>73146250

Would pay to watch, desu.

Then again, she probably smells like lamprey fishery.

>>73147668
Bigfoot tapped

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>>73147616
the difference is conor says he will fight anyone and has saved two cards proving it

aldo said he'd do the rematch anywhere at any time and turned it down. even if that was "requisite promotional hype" not meant to be taken literally it still makes him look silly for doing it

he's not willing to take big risks, doesn't get big rewards

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imma eat everything you got

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>>73147683
>he doesn't know about passive-aggressive memeing

you both better stop it or else

>>73147679
This is the EXACT thing that spurred Joe Rogan to give Brandon Schaub "the talk"

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>Lurk gay boards like /fit and /fa/ for a few years
>Alas! I have figured out the perfect facial symmetry post thine face so I can critique your flaws you peasant

>>73147683
hownu.ru

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>>73147679
>fingers crossed for soft-core porn

Is Ryan 'Our Guy' Hall the last remaining meme fighter?

>>73147686
your an autist prove me wrong

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>>73147701

>I never had to chase pussy all my life but December 31st I'll be doing that all night

What did he mean by this?

>>73147712
Depends how do you feel about Yair Rodriguez?

>>73147712
HALL VS BARAO WHEN

>>73147679
Lmaooooooooooo

>>73146936

Could Rounda even make 125?

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>>73147702
go to bed

If you didn't watch this highlight video on youtube 9 years ago I want you to get the fuck off this board immediately.

https://youtu.be/ERnaMk1uviU

cody or cruz lads?

WHO IS GONNA WIN?

WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN?

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>Sage vs Perry is a legit possibility

Boys!

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>>73147686
post a selfie

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>>73147727
she's not willing to give up the chicken wings between camps and already cuts a lot

ufc only made this 145 division so holly could win it and ronda could go there for two-division gold / rematch ppv potential

it's a desperate play to take leverage away from conor who is currently only mega star

>>73147701
>>73147720
cruz: these hands are gonna bust on your face
>imma eat everything you got
garbrandt confirmed closet homo??

>>73147679
JUST
LIKE
THAT

>>73147728
your not my dad

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>She looks too oriental for me I'm afraid you don't understand, I don't look like you so I would not settle for such mediocrity

>>73147720

"I have never had any trouble attracting women, but now on December 31st I will have difficulty getting close to Dominick Cruz, who is a coward and is thus in certain ways similar to a woman"

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GRACIE JIU JITSU

>>73147749

>Everything has to be about muh conor

You lot are pathetic.

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>>73147744
will Sage fight again? He might retire 2bh

>>73147735
My first was the Anderson Silva highlight paired with Fatboy Slim's "Right Here, Right Now"

>>73147412
>because he got outclassed

Not really. He was hurt for the most part. If the first hard strike doesn't land, he looks ok.

What I'm saying is, Conor needs to immediately land a hurting punch to outclass him.

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GRACIE JIU JITSU NEW JERSEY REPRESENT

>>73147765

He needs to come back when he's at least a brown belt on the ground.

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>>73147755
Yeah, about that

>>73147764
yeah because announcing 145 title fight the way they did by excluding cyborg and giving holm the best chance to win it makes a lot of sense otherwise

125 would make more sense if it was a play for the 'good of wmma'. there's far more talent that would go there (jj, shevhcenko for example)

>>73147777
hes so ugly

>>73147751
"I hope so" - cody garbrandt

>>73147686
we know that you mong, the problem is that he siad it in the most arrogant fedora tipping way possible

>>73147777
Quads confirm, bless mickey

>>73147075

...........?

>>73147771
Yes! I also liked this one https://youtu.be/F48Fxnu3Jek

>>73147700

Most fighters aren't willing to fight late notice replacements like Conor. That means he is special in that sense. If you hold everyone to the standards that a special kind of individual sets, you are you going to think less of everyone that doesn't go above and beyond, which most people don't. Aldo does pull out often, but fighters are within their rights to do that, as well as decline short notice fights, and they do it all the time. Look at Rumble.

People should be appreciating Conor instead of holding everyone to the standards he sets, because they will end up getting used to it and getting upset when he retires and nobody does what he does anymore

>>73147686
I think he's saying the opposite but he's kind of retarded or he's trying to be funny or something.

>>73147783
How long until there's enough talent in WMMA to sustain UFC 105, 115, 125, 135 & 145 women's divisions?

>>73147783
>125
>125
>125
>125
>125

Cruz or Jon Jones for #1 P4P?

>>73147118

>>>stormfront

>>73147783
>by excluding cyborg

She wasn't excluded, she was given 2 title fights and she said no, that she needed 3 months to make her natural weight class, what kinda bum turns down opportunities like that?

Holm is a big name so it makes sense she's the one who gets the shot for an inaugural division.

>125 would make more sense

No it wouldn't.

>>73147765

Sage needs to take some time off and go to a real camp where he can polish his striking and bring up his ground game to acceptable levels. Training with his dad isn't cutting it.

>>73147796
Hitler would roll over in his grave if he was dead.

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>>73147777

He's so handsome.

>>73147759
kek

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>>73146984

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Dana

>>73147805

The one who didn't get tapped out by Urijah Faber.

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>>73147825

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>Hitler would roll over in his grave if he was dead

>>73147819
He looks too asian tbqh.

>>73147797
Kid Yamamoto's fights were like the white whale for me, almost never managed to find the raw fights outside of highlight reels. So much easier to find fight footage nowadays, truly blessed.

>>73147805

Jones by virtue of fighting tougher competition and actually finishing fights occasionally. Plus Jones is genuinely undefeated; Cruz does have a loss even if it was a long time ago and he's since avenged it.

Was Waterson's takedown even that good? Or is PVZ just shit?

>>73147834
Impossible, Gall is 100% Hibernian

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>>73147118
agreed

>>73147841

Both

>>73147421

ITT: complete and utter autists not knowing what "pound for pound" means.

DJ utterly rapes JJ in a pound for pound comparison.

>retard thinks small fighter can't be better than a big fighter because of his small size in a comparison that disregards size

Commit suicide.

Also, Jon Jones is a long armed monkey whose opponents were either middleweights or had 10 inches reach disadvantage. He is also a juicer.

Fedor and GSP are both greater than him.

>>73147841
kek, she literally used that amateur-special head and arm throw that paige always tries to use

pottery

>>73147499
WMMA was a mistake. Now every card has to have at least one pissbreak fight.

Who cares which 120lb girl is tougher, neither one of them would beat my ass. It's hard enough to take the manlet divisions seriously, WMMA just goes too far. The lack of explosiveness and athleticism just makes for very boring fights.

>>73147847
>caring about midgets fighting

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>>73147847

> whose opponents were either middleweights

>>73147847
>Fedor and GSP are both greater than him.

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>>73147855

If Ronda loses and the semi attractive ones like PVZ do, hopefully they will realise it can not be marketable.

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it might be time to fap lads

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>>73147499
>>73147855

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>"I never chased pussy in my life, on Dec 30th I aint doin it."
>"What are you talking about?"
>"What are YOU talking about..."

>>73147871
>people think michelle waterson is a "hottie" when women like this exist

>2 of the next 3 events are headlined by women
>C-can we agree that the WMMA meme is now over fellas?

The lack of self-awareness in some people is beyond reprehensible.

>>73147514
Gall is a legit world class grappler. He's not a meme, he just acts like one sometimes.

>>73147879
Cody won that exchange

>>73147782
mind if i save this to meme on someone later?

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>You now realize Mickey retired 4/4 fighters