/heem/

>>73154056
First

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>Tfw can't wait to shitpost the APOLOGISE meme when Perry wins his next fight

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>paige faked this
'no'

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Do you fear her return? #fearthereturn #ufc207 #rouseyvsnunes

KNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUCKLE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9qnZbL6b5I

Welcome to "If I Did It", a show where analyze and solve PR kerfluffles from the MMA world and beyond!

>>73154110
>>73154128
lol

no ufc this week

i'm looking forward to the MMA DepressedUs

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Did anyone goof the picks?

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>>73154105
ronda is literally free money

ACB 50 Live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E64LVE1qT4g

>>73154217
Who ya got then in the main card?

I'll copy this post from last thread since it's closed:

Alright guys, 170 is becoming more interesting by the day, and it's time for a shake up in the rankings, Gastelum has gone to MW and has left the rankings, Ellenberger and Matt Brown are losing fights left and right and they should be replaced in the top 15. Which two guys should enter the top 15 now? Jouban says that he deserves it, but there's a lot of solid guys just outside of the top 15. (I'm counting Masvidal and Saffiedine as top 15 guys)

I'd say:

>Kamaru Usman
>Santiago Ponzinibbio

I think they have better records recently than Leon Edwards, Albert Tumenov, Tim Means, Ryan LaFlare, Alan Jouban, Patrick Cote and Colby Covington who are very close as well.

The UFC journalists seem to be leaning towards Vicente Luque which is a bit too early for my liking. I really like his recent finishing streak, but he doesn't have any good wins making him a top 15 guy yet.

>>73154176
yes

>>73154235
TJ (100%), Cain (60%), Cruz (50%), Rousey (70%)

>>73154235
your mother

Everybody turning on Perry

Remember heems official boy Cody had a KO loss on his record as an amateur and now he is two weeks from becoming the biggest star in the world

>>73154276
Say it to my face and you'll take a concrete nap

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>haha great fight Mickey

>>73154319
>heems official boy Cody
no, he was forced by some sissy britboy

>>73154176
Yes, earlier in the last thread

>>73154255
Gastelum should permanently move to MW, that division is easier, full of old men and he won't have trouble making weight

>>73154271
r..r..rousey?

>>73154083
Aplolgize about what? He got styled on again, as he was getting styled on his last fight before connecting in the 3rd. He's a personality, and a good brawler, but that's about it

Anyone bored? ACB 50 is right now. It's free on YouTube with good fighters and Frank Mir as commentator.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E64LVE1qT4g

>>73154319
>Remember heems official boy Cody
no, stop forcing this shit nigger

>>73154356
'No'

Some britcuck just tried to fit in by piggy backing on /heem/s official boy

>>73154399
You're going to appreciate it in a couple weeks when he is champ. Don't want to be stuck with snooze when he has a boring meme dancing style and no belt.

>>73154364
I agree, he didn't have trouble outmuscling Tim Kennedy too, who is one of the most buff guys in the division. I think Gastelum would have a lot of trouble against the top 5 at MW, but that wouldn't be no different at WW. I think his easiest way to the title would be to fight either Bisping or Weidman after Vitor. I'd give him a chance against Jacaré as well, albeit small.

>>73154367
Yeah, she has a path to victory.
I don't think Nunes will be able to avoid tangling up with her, and I think that when she does Ronda will have an advantage.

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>tfw you realize you won't become the youngest champion ever. Probably not even a champion at all. Or even a top 10 fighter.

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>>73154415
Cruz going to build a guest house with the money he makes of Cody Garbage

>>73154403
he's not official, and he certainly ain't my boy.

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rate this card

>>73154438
Must get good show money then
>>73154449
He is official and you ain't /heem/

>>73154424
I'd take Gastelum over Weidman and Bisping

>>73154432
hes 20 years old and an athletic freak. he still has amazing potential. probably shouldnt be in the ufc right now though

Imagine how hype Sage would still be if Scott Coker was booking his fights

>>73154450
Solid 8.5/10

>>73154467
he can't even dunk
lmao @ his "life"

>>73154450
8/10, potential 10/10

>>73154467
He's nowhere near Jon Jones's potential, there's now way he beats the record

>>73154450
You can't judge a card until it has happened

Is Sage vs CM Punk THE fight to make now?

Imagine the memes

>>73154493
ok and? nobody has or ever had jon's potential. doesnt mean he still cant be a great fighter

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who /morono/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0SMGNLWb8I

>>73154516
He better starts winning then because he can't hang on much longer just based on his "potential"

>>73154527
you're the biggest morono here hahahaha

>>73154450
Main event is terrible, but all other fights are pretty good.

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>>73154450
What a fucking leg.

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>>73154056

Upcoming events:

12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - TBA
12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA
12/31: WSOF 34 - Gaethje vs Firmino
1/13: LFA 1 - Peterson vs Higo
1/14: Invicta FC 21 - Anderson vs Tweet
1/15: UFC FN 103 - Rodriguez vs Penn
1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
1/21: Bellator 170 - Sonnen vs Ortiz
1/23: VFC 55 - Lindsey vs Cochrane 2
1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - Pena vs Shevchenko
1/29: Submission Underground 3 - Jones vs TBA

Previous thread: >>73148632

News:

>Despite past rivalry, based Cruz praises retiring Faber
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/12/17/13862246/despite-past-rivalry-dominick-cruz-heaps-praise-upon-retiring-urijah-faber-i-wish-him-nothing

>Gall details Sage's trash talk
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/12/18/13997266/mickey-gall-details-sage-northcutts-trash-talk-inside-the-cage-at-ufc-on-fox-22

>Faber reflects on his last fight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/12/18/13997498/urijah-faber-reflects-on-memorable-final-fight-night

>>73154621
kill yourself

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Does Sage actually have really bad genetics? He's had intense training and perfect nutrition since 5 years old, forced upon him by his bodybuilder father, and he's getting beat by cans. There's no way he should be getting caught on the feet by Gall after all the striking training he's done.

Whereas Jon Jones has probably had an awful diet all his life, barely trains in between camps (before he moved to NM), and is addicted to cocaine, alcohol and marijuana.

Life is really unfair.

>>73154621
Damn Miyu Yamamoto is fighting again on the Rizin card. She's a hot fucking MILF, holy shit.

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>>73154638
do something else with your time

>>73154621

This is literally just shilling for MMAFighting lol.

>>73154656
delete this

>>73154641
>intense training
patty cake meme training, maybe, no wrestling and no MMA training though

>>73154656
After this fight nobody could doubt Jones has what it takes to be champion.

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>>73154719
this
he has great striking, but he's so shit on the ground that his opponents never let him use his karate

>>73154621
It's good that you've learned not to make a second thread 15 minutes after one already exists

>>73154656
What is wrong with you?

>>73154165
Havent seen it yet desu, sounds good on paper

>>73154747
>he has great strking

except he doesn't

>>73154697
seems like a bit of a reach

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>>73154820
but he does
he beat the shit out of both barberena and gall while the fight was standing, they were just able to sub him once it got to the ground

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"im gonna eat everything you got"

>>73154319
Cody is NOT my boy.

>>73154869
>What are you talking about?
>What are YOU talking about?

>tfw to intelligent to know what theyre talking about

>>73154641
Jones would be nothing without his ludicrous reach advantage and steroids.

>>73154850
Gall dropped his ass

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"JUST. LIKE. THAT! CODY GARBRANDT BECOMES THE FIRST FIGHTER TO KNOCKOUT OUT DOMINICK CRUZ! WOW!"

>>73154588
>not being excited for Rousey

Why are you here?

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>cruz giving faber the signed poster
I'm gonna miss this rivalry guys

>>73154892
>Look at your tie
>Look at YOUR tie

>tfw to intelligent to where a tie

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>>73154956
he got cocky and emotional and let his guard down
the blood on gall's face didn't come from nowhere

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So, is /heem/ getting moved over to /fa/ now?

>>73155002
Sage literally has no defense inside punching range, he's fucking garbage

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>>73154450
10/10

Gall and McGregor on paper are the same level in terms of BJJ (both brown belts) yet Gall dominates on the ground and Conor shits himself. Why?

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>>73154869
>>73154892
Where did you guys watch this verbal exchange?
Where can i see it?
Bunda for your troubles

>>73154956
Lucky haymaker

>>73155132
>on reddit

>>73155074
Gall would shit himself too against Nate Diaz

>>73155210
>it was an accident, in my mind I've never lost the belt

>>73155132
On UFC on Fox YouTube channel now

They aired it in between fights live

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>>73155132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1IuWp5r8ns

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>>73155074
Gall is a Gracie brown belt

Mcgregor was literally handed his brown belt for TKOing Mendes. He's a purple belt in reality.

>>73155302
is that how he got his brown belt Kavanagh gave it to him?

What was the spiciest banger of the year and why was it Cub Swanson vs Ching Chong Bong?

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>>73155295
Cody "wait wtf what did i just say?" garbrandt

>>73154467
So sage is going to be the new Stefan Struve where everyone jerk s off at how young he is like his ceiling is infinite when he never amounts to anything?

>>73155367
https://twitter.com/John_Kavanagh/status/516072818581438464/photo/1

>>73155420
only Dutch cucks predicted that

>>73155035
thats why karate is a meme, the only defense is blitzing backwards

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"you got...pillow hands you got........PILLOW hands yeaa'

>>73155390
Top haha

>>73155002
>>73155035
>>73155583
Kek Sage must have just had really bad strep again.

Daily reminder that boxing is the superior striking art for mma

How do you make WebM's from fight pass?

>>73155420
Struve beat the current champ

>>73155680
In its own yes, but the best would be a degree of mix

>>73155700
You don't. That is copyrighted content.

>>73155420
Mousasi.

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post solid fighters, no memes

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>>73155700
thats illegal

>>73155700
with serious legal repercussions.

>>73155074
The only people who can take McGregor to the ground are much better there than he is.

>>73155711
>Struve beat the current champ
Only because of the dirty bob patented thumb in eye technique. And the fact that Miocic hadn't learned that all you need to do to beat Struve is stay on the inside and wing punches at his head.

>>73155711
Struve eyegouged the current champ.

>>73155720
>Mousasi has literally never trained! Imagine when he does!
>Mousasi has never had a real meal in his life, Imagine when he does!
>Mousasi always looks like he just woke up from a nap, just like a mini Fedor! :3

Mousasi fags are a plague

>>73155783
>>73155800
>jones eyepoked everyone to a DEC
>jones is the best fighter in the world guys
>struve pokes someone and wins
>he wouldve never won
Make up your mind ya dorks

>>73155074
>Kavanagh jiu jitsu

How much Dana would pay Amanda to take a dive ?
I'm guessing 500 k + a salary raise for her next fights crushing cans like 150k + 150k

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Is the RNC the most powerful move in UFC?

>>73155863
this

>>73155863
>implying I like Jon "eyepoke" Jones
That's why Jon always bitches when McCarthy refs his fights

>>73155899
What was the last time jon jones got a point deduction for an eyepoke

go ahead tell me goof

>>73155879
He doesn't need to pay her. Nunes knows that the rematch will sell more. She just needs to decide to get armbarred and drop her savings on a first round loss.

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>>73155881
yes

>>73155881
Barebacked succ is

>>73154641

Have you seen his work outs?
His isolated curls look like utter shit.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BE6yjkaKGsE/?hl=en

Just look at him. He's doing it like DYEL.

Now that platinum got btfo is Cody our only boy we have left that brings the heems?

>>73156043
>our

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Memes never die.

>>73156179
kek, his only mistake was being the worse fighter

Last nights fox did the best ratings since UFC on fox 14

Paige bless

>>73154973
Link

>>73156244
https://youtu.be/sOIytgTQ-y8

Did you guys catch Cody embarrassing Cruz last night on fox? Dom is such a dork.

>>73156223

Faber, Sage, Gall and Magnesium Perry helped a bit

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Hey lads

What does /heem/ mean, is it an abbreviation or something?

Random webm probably unrelated

There was a time when Conor Mcgregor was 8-2 with two submission losses on his record.

Sage will be back.

>>73156274
lel, their rivalry will continue for a little while more.

>>73156336
Homosexuality Explicit Except when they're not Mens

>>73156336
I will tell you if you can post the link to the unedited version

UFC 300: Northcutt vs Gall III

>>73154621
>Asian """"""masculinity"""""

>>73156326
We rolled yesterday for Perry's new element, it's mercury

>>73156393
sage is a pussy who trains like a fucking retard

>>73156512
thats how conor trains now and look at him

>>73154850
mazagatti with an actual good stoppage

rare footage right there

>>73156495
WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING HIM JOE ROGAN

>>73156495
i prefer quicksilver perry

>>73156531
that wasnt good that was quick as fuck robbie just got dazed for a millisecond there he couldve btfo diaz right after

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GjW5-SKbz0

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Daily reminder that Stipe clearly tapped and that Alistair "The Reem" Overeem is the rightful UFC heavyweight champion of the world

Goldberg is such a mongo. Just saw Waterson vs. van Chimp and Waterson threw van Chimp with a hip toss and took the back in seconds. While this was happenening Goldderp gabbed some commercial shit. Is he even trying to save his job?

>>73156732
he was clearly out after the left, fell over twice while trying to get up and the fell all the way over after mazagatti put his hand on him

it was a good stoppage

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>>73156855
there is literally someone telling him to say that stuff at that moment. goldberg is unironically the best play by play guy in the ufc and everyone who thinks otherwise is a fake fite fan

>>73156772
everybody knows Overeem is my son

so is no one watching acb?

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>>73156855
>>73156927
This

He gets told to shill these things and has to try and find the right moment to do so in a live fight

Yeah it's grating sometimes, but it's not his fault. Do you think he just enjoys telling people how great GEARS OF WAR 4 is?

ffs lad

>>73156927
They have Goldie for CORN NUTS, CORN TO THE CORE and Rogan for HE'S HURT, they need a guy for technical analysis.

>>73156971


>has to try and find the right moment to do so in a live fight

yes, HE has to find the right moment. Is exciting action the right moment?

>>73157050
That is what Rogan is supposed to do, but he's shit at it. I can't wait for DC and eventually Cruz to retire and take over or be added as third man.

>>73157115
Stann is pretty good too

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A reminder that all of Dana's meme hypetrains got stopped by rear-naked choke
- Conor
- Sage
- Paige

>>73157115
DC is a bumbling buffoon on mic

>>73157115

Is it time for Northcutt vs. CM Punk?

>>73157145

Didn't want to quote there.

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>>73154056

>>73157145
thanks for the (you) anyways

>>73157143
Sure, but he has also no experience yet, let him do a few fight pass cards a year and I think he'll eventually be a great color or third guy on the team


>>73157134
Yeah, Stann is good as well, I didn't really like him at first but he seems to be improving a lot lately

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>>73157137
such stopped wow

>>73157327
>great color

>>73154656
>elder savagely beaten by young black thug

What can Wonderboy do to win the rematch ? I don't Tyron getting surprised with a headkick and he simply dominates Thompson on the ground

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based aldo
I personally think he's wrong tho, I would consider Nunes, Shevchenko, and Claudia well rounded as well, objectively speaking

http://www.mmaweekly.com/jose-aldo-says-theres-no-well-rounded-womens-bantamweight-in-the-ufc

>>73157327
>great
>barely literate
>not funny

lmao @ ur "life"

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>>73157568

>>73157137
As if Conor's been stopped lmao

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>>73157516
punished sage will prove them all wrong in time
give him a chance to develop his ground game, he has the potential to go places

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is this a good deal?

worth it?

a scam?

>>73157516
Who?

>>73155295
what is cruz talking about with the concussions and weak chin? also Cruz is quite the bantsmaestro

>>73154356
>sissy britboy
Say this to my face I double dare you

>>73154403
No, I was the original. You all hoped on the train.

>>73154399
Nobody is forcing it, it is happening naturally.

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>>73155420
>everyone jerk s off at how young he is like his ceiling is infinite when he never amounts to anything

i think you mean rory

>>73157678
>Nobody is forcing it, it is happening naturally.
that is literally not true though. just like /tv/ a few posters started out by spamming it and others joined in cause who the fuck knows why

>>73155947
>implying nunes is ever getting a rematch

yeah maybe if she rattles of three wins or something

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Cody Bless

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>>73157648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXp_FdRCBNE

>>73157772
>worse than 9/11

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>>73157758
>10-1

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>>73157712
Rory was at least close to the belt.

Sage is getting subbed by nobodies

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>>73157811
>Gall
>Barberena
>nobodies

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>>73156772
>Stipe clearly tapped

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>>73157741
I am not asking anybody too, Cody is just my boy and I don't care if other people like him or not.

Is Nate Diaz like a 6'3 light heavyweight now?

>>73154056
paige "i start a dance off at weigh ins because im such a funny ditzy blonde" vanzant

now shes not only some dumb blonde, but she is some dumb blonde who cant fight

is she useless now lads?

>>73157772
thanks I didn't even know about this

>>73157845
>no gi

only faggots do no gi

>>73157889
then tell your monkeys to stop speaking for an entire general. your 'boy' is fucking shit and has 4th grade banter skills. and his tattoos are shit

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>>73154105

>>73157981
singapore telling it how it is

>>73157926

gi is a crutch for scrubs.

>>73154432
yeah what a dumbass. go back to karate faggot

>>73157889
>Nate
Middleweight debut, when?

>>73157981
This is why other people are pushing it, because manchilds like you get this upset by a good fighter.

>>73158108
im not judging you if you want to rub up on sweaty dudes with no barrier

do your thing

hopefully you hide your boner faggot

matter of fact, why dont you just be a wrestler faggot

>>73157889
yeah wtf, I thought Nick was 6'1 and Nate 6 foot??

>>73157889
why is nate taking a picture with sage "the butt pirate" northcutt

>>73158297

Sage might asked them.

>>73158198
I see your intelligence is at the same level as your boys.

To clarify, i'm not upset over cody, i'm just sick of seeing a bunch of retards in the thread proclaiming him heems boy when, just a few months back, 99% of everyone here fucking hated him and would still hate him today if he wasn't fighting Cruz.

But keep up the 5th grade rebuttals guy

>>73158367
You're still mad mate, @ me when you've calmed down a bit.

>>73158449
He's right though, you're an embarrassment.

>>73155956
lol when the webm ended and replayed I first thought the guy started punching when they stood up after the stoppage

>paige thinks that being an mma failure who came in 2nd place on dancing with the stars is enough to earn a living on that crossover-appeal money

Copper Mike Perry

Love that heem is finally on the No Love train. That trip cuck is embarrassing though, he unironically thinks having a trip makes him important.

>>73158490

Better than being a NEET like you.

Phosphorus Mike Perry

>>73154936

>sophomoric understanding of MMA

>>73157889
Yeah that's the reason Conor lost the first fight because Nate didn't have to cut weight and could fight at his natural 220lbs

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>>73158570
>dont get punched in the face for a living
>live in major city
>have my own place
>have a 401k

yeah, sux m8

i wish i was showing skin for instagram likes instead

>>73157678
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/72260484/#72264282
before you started doing that dumb tripcuck shit. You hoppped on the No Love train when you saw how heem loved him. Deal with it.

>>73158623

Arlovski dementia when?

>>73158664

And yet you're still salty for some reason.

>>73158623

>got heemed by reem
>here's an even younger stronger version of him :)

>>73158623
Will Arlovski unJUST himself? Or is he gonna get BLACKED?

>>73157758
wheres studboy

>>73158735
not salty, amused that she thinks she can pull a gina or ronda

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Me in the back

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Time to add Paige to this one?

>>73158768
>nigeranou anywhere near the fighter reem is or was
subpar striking
subpar physique
subpar grappling

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>>73158768
Ngannou isn't half the striker Reem is desu.

>>73158484
Not at all, I am nice and post the fighters reactions to recent events plus always stick with the same boy.

You're an embarrassment

>>73158554
I am the no love train

>>73158827
holy fuck is that kennedy

>>73158695
wow one person
I've been posting cody without a trip for months

>>73158810

Quit harboring bitterness in your bum heart

>>73158827
Paige is still going to have a career memeing on unranked cans

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>>73158860
Yes

>>73158810
gina and ronda both failed though

so paige basically did pull that just got the end result quicker

>>73158811

>yfw sage joins Cesar Gracie and the Diaz bros

What would Punished 209 Sage look like? What would he talk like?

>>73158828
>>73158852

>keyword: young

>>73157604
PRIDE NEVER DIE

>>73158827

Paige doesn't deserve to be on that list, all those titans got damaged beyond belief (couple of times), she was just choked a little.

>>73158892
Prove it.

Protip: you can't

You're just another bum trying to take No Love's shine for yourself. Rather than letting everybody see how great he is and letting his fanbase grow you're trying to make it all about you and your trip. Cody would be ashamed.

>>73158930
>I'm not surprised sir, hahahaha

>>73158811

Setting up Avila vs sage?

>>73158960
I've met Cody, he is not ashamed.

>>73158930

Can someone dye Sage jet black? He already has the pugilist HGH chin.

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>>73158936
>YOUNG SO HE'S LIKE OVEREEM
Ngannou is a meme. Literally no similarities other than being jacked. He will never be Overeem.

GET THE HECK IN HERE WE ARE LIVE
https://youtu.be/Jee_K745Rqg
https://youtu.be/Jee_K745Rqg
https://youtu.be/Jee_K745Rqg

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post yfw Cruz heems Cody Garbrandt

>>73159016

You're a moron.

That's all.

>>73159016
kek, i completely forgot about this fight already

RDA vs Pettis for worst 2016

on one hand pettis actually won a fight, but on the other he had his shit broken into and three cars burned to the ground

Why are bitches retiring after every fight again?

https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/810330873799143424

>>73158958
I should put you on there for tapping like a bitch.

>>73159009
I doubt you're even codys fan. You're obviously just trying to use Codys name for attention. Last (you) you will EVER get from me. You're pathetic.

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>joe
>i have a huge cock

>>73159035
Cody by Decision

>>73159085
I don't even watch ufc lol

>>73159063
Okay gayboi, have fun being a cuck.

>>73159076

I literally don't know the meaning of tapping out.

>>73159071
MENTALLY

W
E
A
K

>>73159071
just trying to keep busy, not a bad idea. she's still young.

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>>73159085
look at YOUR pathetic

I was the original Cody bless poster.
The trip pisses me off just copying me

>>73154056
monkey got dumpstered by hottie in 1 rnd? I should watch that

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quick reminder that Khabib is natty and that he will become the next lightweight champion

>>73159129
>Cody by Decision
>I don't even watch ufc lol

you don't have to say the same thing twice

>>73159071
Day in the Life at Team Alpha Male:

>Hey Paige, let's learn another takedown besides a head and arm throw, that never works when you use it

>"sure one sec"
>*checks instagram*
>*posts selfie*
>*leaves for the day*

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>yfw Dom beats Cody

who cares who was first? At least we all agree that we all love Cody!

>>73159212
see
>>73159016
Khabib is a meme. Ferguson gonna beat that ass.

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>11 takedowns

American wrestling is the thinking man's sport.

>>73159229

No one loves T-Rex

>>73159247
how many attempts?

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/Ngannou/

remember when glazed t-bone stuffed all of kebab's takedowns and got robbed of a victory?

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>>73159225

>>73159237
>>73159212
Mickey is the next lightweight champ

>>73158715
Pretty sure about 5 years ago.

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>>73159292

Actually it was 12 takedowns out of 17 attempts

>>73159318
who dies first

arlovski or his pitbull?

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>>73159313
Mickey bless la

Nobody in the LW division can survive dat roight hand

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WHERE YOU AT FRONKIE?!

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>>73159355
>if you're scared, get a chin Gray

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>>73159225
pic related

>>73159237
khabib is going to do the same thing to ferg that he's done to all of his opponents imo
it's an interesting matchup tho, ferg is good off of his back and has unorthodox striking
but he doesn't have the KO power to put Khabib down before he can implement his gameplan and he isn't good enough off of his back to stop Khabib from Khabibing him

>>73159229
he's called no love because nobody loves him

>>73159300
>remember when a 220 pound roidmonster managed to stop a natty lightweight from taking him to the ground but still got held up against the cage the entire fight and rightfully lost a decision

yeah, I do

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I never want to see my meme boys Yair and Ortega and lose.

>>73159397
how much dick does khabib have to take from his sultan overlords?

im assuming they cover his millions in medical bills

AWESOME FIGHT RIGHT NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E64LVE1qT4g

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>>73159313
>About to block another tripfag
>See name
You good, f a m

>>73159247
was this the guy who faced barbara or w/e hes called

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kaz.... i'm already a demon

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>Every.Single.Last.One.Of.Them.

>>73159465
Thanks lad. Is this the main event?

>>73159547

Paddy

The

Baddy

Pimblett

>>73159534
how new are you m8, its the same britfag who tripped as ''roryfan'' and ''codyfan''

hes just doing it to meme

>>73159553
man you americans are so good in memeing its not even funny I wish I lived in the same timezone as you guys

I kekked hard at this btw

>>73159569
No, but part of the Main Card. There are still 3 fights, including the main fight after this

>>73158827
Why isn't Philip Brooks in this list?

>>73159606

Can't tell if sarcasm 2bh

>>73159690
well according to aldo when you lose quickly in devastating fashion it's an """accident"""

>>73159690
Cause he is a racehorse, not a fighter

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I have an unhealthy obsession with seeing memes end but I have a healthy obsession with seeing them begin so it's all good *giggles*

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>>73159752

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Who's your money on?

>>73154869
>>73155390
>>73155639
>>73159553
these are great

>>73159790

Is this really how far 2 years of traneing will take you?

>>73159212
Khabib is gsp2.0 he will ragdoll anyone all day

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>>73159574
He's a cheeky chap indeed

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>>73159829
Only at Dofusport, my man.

ROUND 5

FIIIIIIIIGHT

How will people be able to deny Cody as the GOAT once he heems the #2 and #3 p4p fighters in succession?

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>Ima track you down Ima savage in there

Has he been hunting too much with Chad?

>>73154621
>based Cruz
What did I tell you about inserting your faggot r/mma commentary in the news items? Cruz is a little bitch.