/bundesliga/ - KARNEVAL SUNDAY EDITION

>de gay

>de gay

Exterminate all americans.

Kimmich will be the next Lahm

>>65412641
france bringing the heat for the start of the thread #shotsfired

Good OP

>>65412669
it's literally the opposite of that

>>65412641
repeat that in french

>>65412669
this

i like logically themed op pics

Who /edging/ here?

Anyone below 40min need not apply.

>>65412695
>40min
Try 4 hours

>always thought there's nothing worse than American Dortmund and Bayern bandwagoners shitting up bundes
>these chicanos yesterday

holy lord

>>65412695
My record is 6 hours

took me that long to get to the sexy sexy time scenes in an eroge

there was teasing from minute one

>>65412686
Exterminons tous les américains.

>>65412716
You really need to do something about your autism.

>>65412742
no

>>65412716
nah, they were alright

>>65412695
>>65412715
>>65412725
>getting cancer on purpose
absolute fucking madman

>>65407574
>>65408081

>>65412755
see>>65412742

>>65412715
>>65412725
How? My dick starts to hurt after a while.

>>65412716
how can you know if the american bandwagoners aren't the chicanos?

they all post under the american flag

>>65412773
oh
my
god

>>65412695
not a problem for me, but why on earth would anyone do this on purpose

when i take longer than 10 minutes to fap it's officially a bad fap

there were definitely some chicano americans here yesterday

>>65412746
Yes, you have some serious problems m8 and I don't think being here every day and spamming the same shit is helping.

>kick the ball into ref's face
>get 2 yellows, 1 total bullshit, in the span of 5 minutes

Fußballmafia DFB

>>65412770
Fapping is an art. You're most likely a miserable artist

>>65412791
hello Johannes
>you have some serious problems
so?
> I don't think being here every day and spamming the same shit is helping.
so?

>>65412785
>when i take longer than 10 minutes to fap it's officially a bad fap
I'm sorry for your non-existant tingling nerves

>>65412727
merci

>>65412817
Because you are a sad individual who needs help. If you don't care you might as well kill yourself now instead of in a few years when it becomes unbearable.

Would save us all a lot of time.

>>65412853
>taking an image board this seriously

I think you need some help too

>>65412861
Just telling you how it is m8. You can't be right in the head shitposting the same garbage every day.

>Sippel not seeing that hand ball by Stuttgart and the red for Großkreutz
>that penalty against Augsburg
>Kircher against Bayern

All German refs need to be executed.

>>65412901
>m8
>m8
>m8

You're German.

What's for lunch?

>>65412904
Just needs some technology.

Football is so damn slow in adapting.

Today I will say no to Bundesliga and yes to English Premier League

>>65412932
Yay guys!!!

>>65412924
See, that's what I mean. You have nothing to contribute other than quality posts like this one.

>>65412943
cuuck

>>65412956
you started it
can't you see the irony? why don't you just ignore me?

calm down!!!!

hamburg-köln looks kinda promising, will watch it

but there just is no reason for anyone to watch fucking hoffenheim against likable, yet irrelevant darmstadt

has anyone in this thread watched the guest and drive and can recommend movies similar to them

>>65412932
Cheers!

Köln is the most popular club in /bundes/
Even people who aren't supporters still want them to do well.

evening, /bundes/

@65413022
>hurr durr I'm gonna post retarded bait for easy (you)s, haha I'm so retarded am I right? XDä

My shift ends in 15 minutes, gonna meet up with a friend take lots of drugs and play city skylines til the evening.
How're you spending your sunday /bundes/?

>>65413017
"As I Was Moving Ahead, Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty" by Jonas Mekas

just bought beer

>>65413022
:3

>people who listen to loud Fasching music on a Sunday
ugh

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>>65412972
>does nothing in these threads other than trying to shit them up
>you started it

>>65413089
Been watching Fed Cup.

>>65413122
you just don't get it

>>65413092
I think this would make me cry

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>>65413089
going to watch arse-bounemouth soon, then make some food and watch chelshit-manure and finally cap off this fine sunday by watching OM-PSG while drinking some wine

>>65413146
>chelshit-manure
why? it's gonna be boring af

>>65413141
You're fucking gay m8.

>>65413141
I don't think any normal human being does.

>>65413164
>>65413167

what is your opinion on the fact that I will forever continue until the end of time? are you mad?

>>65413159
i dont have anything better to do so i might as well watch that

>>65413176
Nah, just pity.

>>65413176
I seriously don't care.
Just called you gay because I'm bored faggot. Suck my dick.

>>65413190
you wouldn't even reply if you weren't mad

your words have no effects

feels good, doesn't it?

>>65413179
you could watch ireland - wales

>>65413030
Evening

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>>65413011
>Mertesacker benched

>>65413089
Porn, imageboards, Doppelkopf, Football

who /erstligabullen/ here

>>65413199
i have never watched rugby before and desu it really isnt for me

>>65413197
>u mad?

Cute.

>>65413255
>i have never watched rugby before
> it really isnt for me
hm...

>>65413264
so mad

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>>65413269
Have another (you) my retarded friend. That's apparently all you're here for anyway.

>>65413292
why are you so mad over a fucking general

>>65413251
(you)

Ski jumping from Oslo begins in 15 minutes.

>>65413319
any finns?

>>65413593
Don't know. It's postponed now. I don't really follow the sport. It's just aomething nice to have on.

>>65413675
i remember watching ski jump as a kid at my grandparent's house, back then the sport was dominated by finns but now we can barely get a competitive team together

also here is a good story about what mourinho has been up to http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/jose-mourinho-jaguar-f-pace-interview

HSV: Adler - Sakai, Djourou, Spahic, Ostrzolek - Holtby, Kacar - Müller, Hunt, Drmic - Lasogga

Köln: Horn - Risse, Maroh, Mavraj, Heinz, Mladenovic - Hector, Gerhardt - Zoller, Modeste, Bittencourt

>>65413797
Is Stöger really playing 5 at the back?

>>65413869
Yes. Three CBs and still no room for Frederik Sorensen. Not good if you ask me!

>>65413883
Odd decision. I think he's pretty good.

>>65414069
>>65414111

>>65414126
Thanks

How do I fight porn addiction?

>>65414517
Move to a place where you are in contact with people 24/7 and are distracted so much you will forget that porn exists.
Hint: This place does not exist in Germany.

another assist from Ciro

>>65414543
Where does it exist though?

>>65414589
You need the beach and good weather all year

>>65414543
she could just move to a youth hostel

>Köln going full meme 3-4-3 formation because muh Karneval

>>65414854
what

>>65414854
based allah

>>65414854
>dad fuck me
???

>>65414854
>Allah will never cuck you

>Holtby
top kek, it begins

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>FCZ verliert und ist Letzter

>>65415096
ich mag fc zürich

>>65415110
Rip Trayvon

>>65415110
Wow that's really offensive... dressing up as Cologne gropers.

>>65415105
0/10

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drmic will never deliver in Hamburg and Eberl will never get rid of him

>>65415096
Tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down

>>65415110
Have they come straight from work in the coal mine?

This Hamburg Cologne game is pretty boring, the two teams are just feeling each other out.
But I guess Cologne are used to that kind of thing

rugby about to start

>>65415242
lewd

>ughby

How do you pronounce rugby? Which one do you say first: g or b?

>>65415387
rug-bi

"rug"-"bee"

If I took my laptop and drove ten minutes to the left I could shitpost under the höllandische vlag

>>65415400
Buy some weed once you're there

>>65415416
last time I was there they told me you can't buy weed with a german pass anymore

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>>65415400
>drove ten minutes to the left
you'd just go in a circle

>>65415400
I could go twenty minutes to the right and get a Swedish flag :p

HUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DER MODEST

UIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DER MODESTE

HUUUUUUUUUUUUI

DA HAT'S GEKLINGELT

>>65415463
Are you a fast driver?

>>65415519
I do like to drive fast, but I also like playing by the rules.

welp

I could turn on my proxy and get a Danish flag

KÖLLE ALAAF

What a cucumber troop

ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER

EIN GESCHENK!

ALAAAAAAF

Denn wenn et Trömmelche jeht,
dann stonn mer all parat
un mer trecke durch die Stadt
un jeder hätt jesaat

>>65415598
KÖLLE ALAAF ALAAF
KÖLLE
ALAAF

>>65415547
Rules are for fools.

>>65415641
HAAAMBURG STEIGT AB STEIGT AB!
HAMBURG STEIGT AB DAS PACK

Dunno which team is worse. HIV or Köln.

Du bes die Stadt op die mir all he ston
Du häs et uns als Pänz schon anjedon
Du häs e herrlich Laache em Jeseech
Du bes die Frau die Rotz un Wasser kriesch

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köln is infinitely worse

>no Pep in the CL next season
hmm

ireland try + conversion
ireland 13-0 wales

city is the 2nd best team in the bpl

>>65416094
*4th

weltklasse tor

not even a HSV shill

YEAAAHAHAHA AUF GEHT'S HAMBURG

>>65415940
That would be quite funny

DRAHTIG, SCHNELL WIE EIN WINDHUND

meh

>schnell wie ein Windhund
Based TuT

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EIN WINDHUND

>>65416170
tiki taka

It's a game of two halves

wales try + conversion
ireland 13-10 wales

wouldn't it be nice to see köln get relegated again

>>65416152
TuT confirmed for furry

It's a game of two halves

HUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

HUUUUUUUUI

HUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

HUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

huiii- whatever

>>65416421
>>65416425
has anyone else noticed that these 2 posters used the exact same amount of "i"s?

That is really fascinating.

Hoffenheim: Baumann - Kaderabek, Bicakcic, Süle, Kim - Rudy, Strobl - Volland, Hamad, Schmid - Kramaric

Darmstadt: Mathenia - Jungwirth, Sulu, Rajkovic, Caldirola - Niemeyer, Gondorf - Heller, Rosenthal, Rausch - Wagner

>Modeste

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>65416518
was he even trying to hit the goal

>>65416516
What about the Manchester United Chelsea London match

>>65416501
I have now

>>65416501
AND I DIDNT EVEN COPYPASTE!

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>>65416546

>>65416540
I hope so. Should have passed

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>>65416410
>>65416419
>>65416421
>>65416425

HUIIIIIIIIII

>>65416569
>fielding 43 players

uhm i dont think thats allowed

>>65416569
What are their rules for capitalising names?

>>65416587
kek

>>65416608
they capitalize the name on the trikot

>>65416587
TSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>65416608
pretty sure the capitals is what the players have on their shirts

>>65416501
I am>>65416421 I believe

I just held down I for some time

>>65416634
>>65416647
Thanks!

anyone here gonna watch the darmstadt game

>>65416569
>Thinboat Cuntois
>David De Gay
>Prutislav Ivanoshit
>One Matter
>Fart Zumba
>Wayne R00nay
>Golden Globe
>Chris Smalling
>Pickel
>Nillian
>Aphrodite Asspilebeta
>Fresse Nilgard
>Daley Blind
This will make for some acceptable olivetexting

>>65416715
No

>>65416715
no, but i'm counting on british webmbro to capture the action for me by his fantastic webm service

>his

I marathoned the plot synopsis of Arlington Road on IMDB. Wish I had watched it now.

>>65416933
I binged the first 30 minutes of Inherent Vice yesterday but my dad thought it was boring so we marathoned Children of Men instead.

>>65416933
binge reading is a thing?

>>65416963
IV is in my backlog. CoM is a personal favourite.

do you visit your parents every weekend? did you move back in with them?

>>65416971
I'm guilty of binge memeing

>>65417033
its ok britbro, we're on /sp/, no one is judging you

>>65416933
I marathoned the Harry Potter series yesterday. How was it?

>>65416963
Perfect decision

>>65417073
Holy shit Gary is sooo gone

>>65416933
>>65416963
>>65417079
I marathoned your mothers and binge-minge'd your sisters, fämpais.

>>65417033
Just to clarify, I did spoil the film for myself

>>65417138
No u

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>>65417073

>DFB cup this week
OOOOOHHH YA YA YA
>CL the week after
No Juve-Bayern though. We will watch PSG-Chelsea

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>+1 minute

>>65417220
>we

>>65417028
I'm here for my dad's birthday party. Didn't visit last weekend.

>no TuT for Darmstadt

Sky fucked up

Boring as fuck 1st half, quite entertaining 2nd half

Köln won't have much to do with the relegation battle this year, I'm sure of it.

sure

The only thing I can do with my dad is going to church and gardening. Maybe I should try gardening more with him

>>65417285
How's life as a father for your younger brother?

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>>65417332
>German humour

>>65417344
Very good, thank you for asking.

>>65417357
is that Doctor Who below him?

>>65417427
Yes. KG hasn't aged well.

>>65417357
I never understoof why Djokovic wanted him as his tennis coach. Can Boris Becker watch Djokovic play and give hime ssential tips? I don't get it. Djokovic could just record himself play and rewwatch it to point out his own mistakes.
Why hire a guy who was a professional tennis player once and got fat. It's not like tennis relies on tactics.
All you do is train certain movements, strengthen your body and excercise in general.
Where does a celebrity coach have a place in all of that

>>65417357
dr who!

>>65417452
KG? I looked up his name and it's David Tennant.

>>65417427
>>65417474
he's just called the doctor not doctor who, you fucking nerds

>>65417452
I don't believe you

>>65417427
>>65417474
I don't think that's who you think it is

>>65417373
You're welcome!

When will you give your nephew a cousin btw?

>>65417461
A second opinion? Someone to stave of the self denial or blindspots?

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>>65417495
karen gillan

>>65417534
Why take Boris Becker out of all people on earth? He probably demands 1/10 of Djokos winnings

>>65417502
what an ironic post

>>65417533
I don't know.

still 13-13 in dublin btw

>>65417557
You can tell she's doing leg toning

>>65417601
Have you ever tried playing rugby yourself

>>65417557
Is it wrong to pop a half-chub to that image?

>>65417572
I don't know. He could respect or idolise him. Taking criticism from a peer might be easier for him.

>>65417641
no to both questions

Be right back doing internet stuff

>>65417783
happy fap

wales penalty
ireland 13-16 wales
7 minutes to go

ireland penalty
ireland 16-16 wales

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>Basel fans booing their own goal scorer Steffen

Betis 1 - 0 Valencia

final result:
ireland 16-16 wales

>>65418159
They're being stupidly butthurt.

just woke up from my nap
now going to watch chelshit - prütchester poonited

LILIEN

That Hoffenheim defending was pretty shit.

Nemanja Matic really has some kind of aura surrounding him. He has a very particular facial expression he always does

Are Hoffenheim doomed to relegation?

>>65419929
hopefully

>>65419929
I hope so
There's only space for one plastic team and it looks like RB Leipzig will be promoted

>>65420054
what about ingolshit, golfsburg and buyern though

>>65419929
probably on of the worst teams in europe right now

>>65420096
Ingolstadt will get relegated too
Wolfsburg is a Wekself
Bayern is as plastic as Dortmund

>>65420158
*Werkself

>>65420158
Why are customers so obsessed with Dortmund?
>inb4 but but I'm not a customer
Yes you are.

>6 added minutes
you can't make this shit up

>>65420239
Why would he be a customer? Paranoid much?

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>>65420096
every club is either plastic, a meme, or both. what's the point in arguing?

>bauern and duselmund customers fighting each other again
*yawn

>>65420239
Spotted the Dortmund supporter

>>65420330
holy shit, what a cunt

>>65420330
for people like this we need to reintroduce the death penalty

>>65420376
Not sure if Bauern customers are able to spot "supporters"

>>65420239
>neckbeards in charge of not being jelly of a club with a "cool" image

>wolfsburg is a werkself
no leverkusen and PSV are werkselfen
wolfsburg is just another sheikh club in disguise

>>65420485
wolfsburg literally meets the definition of a werksclub perfectly you retard

>>65420485
Wolfsburg is a GmbH

>>65420485
>werkself
that's not what he said

>>65420442
aua aua mein bauch

>>65420537
>what is figurative language

Just did a silent prut.
The kind of prut that slowly crawls up your taint and between your legs.
It smells so horrible.

de gay is the best gk in the world desu (to be desu)

>>65420682
good anecdote, fatty

>>65420731
no its costil

>>65420682
was it hot? like it had a burning sensation when it came out

>>65420682
It's called "Assassin Prut"

>>65420733
>fatty

I struggle to go above 55kg.

>>65420817
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTY

>>65420817
LONDONBURG
O
N
D
O
N

>>65420817
you also struggle to go above 1m65

>>65420817
>>65420922
I like my cocksleeves slim and handy.

>>65420922
very rude

i am back

>literal REFBALL

by hoppenheim

>>65421128
*bye

even the refs have turned against them

>inb4 dortmund saves hoffenheim again from being relegated

>>65421196
It's >Schalke's turn this time.

Returned

>>65421057
Hello back

20:30 Granada ? - ? Real Madrid

>the village of hopp

>>65421506
this is disgusting

>>65421506
I don't get it.

>that fat neckbeard in the background
average /bundes/ poster desu senpai

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>>65421506

>>65421506
which one is you

do amerisport teams have ultras

>>65421573
Fatty is the only fat bundes poster.

>>65421610
fightandwincomeonseattle.mpv

>>65421612
has he ever said what club he supports

>>65421610
NYCFC_hooligans.jpg

I

>amerisports idea of atmosphere literally is whistling or booing really loud

>do they have ultras
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I wonder

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>65421711
>not knowing the nyc clap

Leverkusen and Super Chicharito win?

>that blatant anti-americanism ITT

no bully pls
this is an inclusive thread

>>65421831
there's no inclusion without exclusion

Lord

OUR Lord

mum...

i'm bundes

>>65421831
But Americans hate them way more than we do.

>>65421903
LKOOLLLOOOOOOOOLOLLAMMAKPLOKJMAJKONÖAFJLÖHNALJ:KHFKHJNKAFHNA:LJKFWHKN

>>65421903
I KNEW IT

>>65421831
this

>>65421903
Yikes!

>>65421903
da gibt's doch was von ratiopharm

Mario Gomez Doppelpack

>>65422167
Doppelpack to you too

i've a doppelpack in my pants

I have a set of images of the tripfag Big Sam that I printed off and glued to big cuts of cardboard. I like to go to random pubs, and hold them up in front of the TV while shouting 'De Sargon'. Sometimes I start arguing with myself using poorly structured sentences and if I get thrown out I come bag in dressed as a Canadian and keep doing it.

>>65422203
BACK OFF

>>65422337
Nice. Sometimes I dress in a doctos coat and put on a Big Sam mask (Not an actual mask, just a paper cut out). I then go around finding people in mid-discussion and start saying 'Daily Remind that /sp/ is shit because misha ruin' and when they ask who I am I say 'I am Sargon', then 5 minutes later I come back without the mask and say 'Here is Sargons phone number' and give it to them. I just have to make everyone hate him.

>>65422381
make me, you little bitch

Are you even trying to entertain us, Denmark?

>>65422659
No. Nothing is happening anyway.
That aids flick is on tv in 30 minutes and papa wants to watch it sooo.....
I guess I will return around 2300 for the Super Bowl

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>Super Bowl

>>65422749
It's a big sporting event is it not and I have the day off tomorrow so why not give it a go? I will not until the end if I know myself

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Really?

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>>65422810

>>65422834
what is so weird about that

>>65422909
The translation?

>>65422909
Just looks like a MASSIVE club being happy with second place

pls stop drinking

>>65422962
Maybe they're happy that Bayern didn't gain ground after they only managed a remis?

Also this time last season they were in the lower half of the table.

>>65423017
pulisic has really carried them this season

>>65422995
No

>>65423017
I guess

>>65423044
Hrvatska can be proud.