Bournemouth vs. Arsenal Official Match Thread #1 The Implosion

why arsenal stole west ham songs? are they so desperate?

>de gay

>Afobe

this kills the Arsenal

Arsenal will finish 5th.

Heh heh heh... implosion. You amuse me. You won't be laughing when us mighty Arsenites celebrate our team scoring the opening goal.

Reminder that if liverpool had cech, ozil, giroud and sanchez they would be 10pts clear at the top

>Cech

>>65413665

remember that if arsenal had vardy mahrez and huth we would win the world cup

>everyone Ozil-posting

who /bournemouth/ here?

is arsenal a meme team?

>>65413665
kids speculation not allowed

>>65413686
>Mignolet

is anyone in here?

Anyone else find this camera angle irritating?

>>65413698
I wonder if there are actually any Bournemouth fans on sp desu

>>65413717
small stadium makes it look like a lower league match

>>65413725
hi senpai

>>65413725
born what?

>>65413725
me

THAT A RED ALL DAY ERR DAY

>Flimflam doing his best to get sent off this early

Great, this is going to be a fun match

Flamini in charge of not killing people

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Le specialist in failure man

>mfw Arse blow a 1-0 lead and lose 2-1

>>65413725

I just want to see the continuation of arsenal's annual choke

>>65413717
I think it's quite comfy, it's like being at a lower league game.

Are there a set of fans more low test and metrosexual than Arsenal fans?

What's that on the pitch?

What is that on the pitch?

Would love arsenal to lose but my fantasy league is dependent on ozil at the min.

What is that on the pitch?

>>65413787
Bournemouth and Arsenal with each 11 players a side. They're trying to shoot the ball into the net at each side.

>>65413814
kek

Nice kick Gordon. Go back to the kitchen ffs.

why is there trash all over the place?

>>65413814
Sounds pretty gay

>>65413831
Those would be Bournemouth players, anon

>w-we'll be good again when memechez gets back
>m-muh injuries!

kek

>>65413831
it's not called trash, it's called giroud

arsenal's kits are ugly as shit desu

>>65413767
>tfw Arsechoke fan

Sounds like admitting to a fetish when put like that though

Friendly reminder that these people exist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdM0R78HIMo

>>65413831
Arsenal ultras tipping bins over

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>tfw Afobe scores

>>65413856
What is wrong with you?

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>>65413609
Who are these literally who teams???

>>65413840
Reverse arsenal season.

They can't blame injuries for lack of form but players returning from injuries.

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

>>65413831
It's windy as fuck and the stadium has open corners which exacerbates the problem, you'll notice it happens in every stadium when it's windy.

who /too hungover to shitpost/ here?

>>65413873
>>>/a/

>>65413856

There's something inherently wrong with hearing americans sing and chant footy songs

>recording the pub telly

lel

>Spurs are unironically 2nd
what a shit league

>>65413881
>drinking alcohol

>>65413881
Here, thinking about having a few beers to take the edge off

>>65413894
Spurs are top team

>trying to kick the bolts in ramseys legs

>>65413894
>you were born in time to see a 2 horse race between Tottenham & Leicester

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WHO /GD/ HERE

>ramsey got to the ball first
>FOOOOOUL

>>65413908
what does GD stand for?

>>65413897
a big fat one for me, hope a bounemouth goal too

>losing your baby AND your health
>the city of 'Arry Arter

>flimflam only getting a yellow despite entire mememouth team surrounding ref
>ref not stopping play when arter hits the deck

You're in the premier league now chaps, not gonna get away with that shit unless your a big club.

Ref let it go, because moments before and moments after a Mememouth players was pulling Ramsey off the ball.

>>65413918
>being this new

the Flam yellow wasn't even a foul ffs

and what the fuck is with this "midfield" "creativity"? they are creating the chances a SPL side would...

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>low camera angle
>trash all over the pitch

>>65413936
idk is it some anime shit?

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>the state of this table and english football

This is how the table should look in GW 2 or 3, not fucking 25.

>All this half arsed clapping

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>oxlade chamberlin

arseshit

I'm here now

COYS

I only have some Deuchars right now idk if I should drink one kinda want to save it for later

>>65413954
Lurk moar you fucking bong

How do illegal streams get the sky sports audio? I get that they can get footage by secretly having cameras at the ground but how do they pick up the commentators' voices?

>>65413941
>trash

They're called Arsenal anon, jeez

I get that ox wants to prove himself but can he not shoot from outside the box as soon as he gets passed the ball?

>>65413968
drink 8.6 bavaria now

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>>65413935
>let it go

I like Frozen

Wow, Arsenal are shit

>>65413941
What Bundesliga club would be the most similar in comparison to Bournemouth?

>>65413956
Didn't realize Southampton made such a rise on the table.

Did that ball just propel itself into the net?

>>65413971
lmao

Bug eyed fuck.

Ooozziiiill

>>65413956
I fail to see the problem. Team spirit winning out over big money spenders

...ugh disgusting Özshit

OZIL OZIL OZIL

MEME

nice goal desu

that's boring

oh well at least he'll save my fpl week

>>65413972
If they can sneak a camera in, they can sneak a microphone in too. I don't know how they route the cables though.

OZIL
Z
I
L

>>65413809
Thank fuck.

When did Arsenal become a hoofball club?

>that half-arsed attempt at a save

GET IN.

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>>65413984
>(You)

>can't hit the barn door against southampton cunts one in the next match man

>>65413985
Werder?

GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL GOATZIL

>>65413908
IT'S TWO IT'S TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>65413954
https://youtu.be/8WwLEyeR4Yk?t=21m45s

ogre

>le better than Zidane meme song

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>>65413985
No idea. Ignore the flag, I'm not German.

Also, what the fuck.

>the state of bournemouth

turning this off lads

ffs ogre

Back on top lads

>da Ox scoring

wew lad

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

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>Arsenal

>>65413809
>>65414014
>Wanting your rivals to win because of an online point game

Disgusting

>>65414017
After getting raped by Chelsea m8

>dat finish

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>>65413984
>W

OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX OX

well there goes this match fuckn ell

>>65414055
back in third

OK, OXLADE IS SCORING WHAT'S GOIN ON

that in off the post noise

>>65413985
Ingolstadt

They're playing their first season in the highest league as well.

Jesus Christ I turned around for a second and they scored another one? What the fuck

Switching off now tbfh. It's a shame how a lot of smaller clubs go all out against Liverpool and then lay down for this shit.

>>65413981
nah not touching that shite

Fuck off back down Bournemouth with your shit players and your shit stadium.

>>65414031
>/gd/ pulled it off again the following Summer
Which was better, /gd/ 2-0 /sp/ or /gd/ 4-3 /s4s/?

>1st goal in 16 months
why is he so shit /b/ros

rancid hangover
real normie hours

Is there a more despised fan group than Arsenal fans? Honestly hate them more than anyone else

>>65414063
>rivals

I'm a Newcastle fan m8, arse winning is good for me. Might bring Bournemouth down to my level.

>>65414025
Werder was kings once

>>65414125
/gd/ 4-3 /s4s/ because it didn't relgate /sp/

Also the red card

>>65414134

liverpool fans and leeds fans

>>65414104
this

>>65414114
>Turning around takes 2 mins
>The average 'merican life

>Ox's first ever away PL goal

fucking hell he's shite

Did the commentator say they are due to play Boxolona?

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>>65414159
>RED CARD TO FLOW RUHHHHH
>FLOW REEEEEEEER
greatest thing I've ever seen

>>65413895
>>>/r9k/

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>>65414166

They have to wait for the smell of stale shit to dissipate

>Arse anal fans singing the same song over and over again which they stole off West Ham

>>65414163
>leeds fans
the only ""people""" that hate leeds are manchester bandwagoners

To think >we used to rely on Poland

>>65414134
/sp/ fans

What if Tottenham wins the league?

>>65414195
another american tryin to import kinder eggs through his ass obviously

>poo

HAHAHAHAHAHA
>that choke in front of goal

Was he going to walk it in? Shoot you shithead

Come on Eddie Howe's lads, get one in before half time. Make it interesting.

>>65414134
on /sp/, no. worst fans in the world by some distance. irl there are worse though, real life die hard liverpoo fans make my skin crawl tbph

>>65413963

>you

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>>65414114

You must be extremely overweight.

Who /Liam/ here?

>>65414214
What if jews waste money?

>>65414255
i jejd

>>65414261
here lad

>it's an Özil turns up against a shit team episode

>>65414261
Not me, big fan though big fan

Wonder how his take away was

>>65413985
Darmstadt

>>65413982
sauce?

>>65414125
>>/gd/ pulled it off again the following Summer
And again in Winter >friendlies against /sp/, /sp/ was up 2-0 at ~80 and lost 2-3.

>>65414134
why do you h8 us lad? Also Stoke, Liverpool, Chelsea...

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So lads, we always talk about who's going to finish Top 4 and who's getting relegated, but never who's coming up. Who do you think?

Personally I think

1. Hull
2. Derby
Play offs: Sheff Weds

>its a giroud tries to be a winger episode

>>65414284
I dont think we will ever know :(

>>65414301
Boro should go up

>>65414296
>the /gd/ meme continues to live on
What a team

>>65414301
Hull and Burnley will both go up because they both lucked into timely promotions and will be up and down every season for the next 5 years.

So fucking annoying.

Playoffs I'll have to say Brighton. Wednesday are looking decent this year but I don't know.

lel Arsenal are going to get rekt by Vardy next week.

>>65414301
COME ON BURRRNEEEELEH they will go up with boro and hull

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>>65414261

I'm here m9

pls no bully

>>65414301
Brighton
Boro
Leeds

Must be nice when your local club gets promoted into the prem and suddenly you have top quality football down the road

>>65414301
Hoping for: Derby, Preston, Wednesday
It'll probably be: Boro, Wednesday, Hull

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>>65414339
>Leeds

no shame in being beaten by the top team

>>65414301
Boro, Burnleeh and the proud Hull Tigers

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>>65413908
Based

>>65414338
Tell us about the take away already?

>>65414304
And what's his favourite fabric? Such a mystery man

>>65414261
>tfw missed it

>>65414301
Burnley
Hull
---
Wednesday

>>65414301
Derby pls

>>65414385

10" Meat feast pizza

it was pretty good but the guy forgot my drink so i had to have water. so doubt ill be ordering from there again.

>>65414369
SMUG
QUEEF

>>65414391
Id follow him to hell and back tbqhfam

*farts*

If wendy go up I'll genuinely kill myself

>>65414301
1.Boro, I think they've got it locked this year
2.Burnley, I can see them getting back into the league again, and they're on a decent run of form.
Playoffs...
I'd like to say Wednesday since it'd be nice to have them in the first division again although I could see Brighton edging it.

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>>65414426

>>65414434

Bl/a/des?

>tfw you know you're going to get into a sweaty eBay bidding war in few hours

>>65414438
I hope Hull don't come up. Such a waste of a Prem club. Give me Burnley, Leeds, Sheffield Wednesday, forest and Derby

>>65414261
LIAM
I
A
M

If its so windy how come it hasn't blown Cech's hat off?

So we can all agree that it'll be a travesty if Vardy and Huth don't start for England in the summer?

>>65414456

What are you bidding for?

Look at that ground

Disgusting i think they should close off the Prem for clubs that have plus 25 thousand seats and a media center built form 2005 onward

Hope they go down and get liquidated , also women should have to cover them self's at all times and not be allowed alcohol or education

>>65414456
details on the deal? im gonna hijack it

>>65414456
Just put your highest bid in now and forget about it

>>65414479

>Huth

He's German pham.

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>>65414456
>tfw you really fucking need to sell something for a fair chunk and it's on and you know it's not going to sell

>>65414483
all true

well said brother

>>65414483
its going to be renovated for next season

>>65414503
Are you denying England's Brave Robert Huth is not of English decent? He'll be starting with Vardy and England's brave Ryan Mahers

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>By beating the mighty Mememouth Arsenal are the new PL favs

>>65414479
------------------hart
--------smalling huth stones
-------------alli-----wilshre--------
Sterling-----------------------Walcu ck
----------------rppney-------------------
----------Kane
------------------Vardy----------------------

>>65413645

dat atrophy

>>65414542
leicester drew against >us twice :^)

>>65414482
Board game, not saying which as I don't want to invite more bidders. It's at about a tenth of its retail price at the moment
>>65414484
Sweden No!
>>65414486
Might do
>>65414506
Happened last month, sold one of thing of about 5 I had on

>>65414542

They'll lose to United in the next league game and it's all downhill from there

>Crash out CL
>Crash out FA Cup to an in form Hull City
>Down the league we goooooo

>>65414551
>huth
is this a new meme?

>>65414585
Yes

>>65414570
>Board game
>a tenth of its retail price at the moment

Good on ya

point break looks shit

>>65414542
>They're unrionically behind spuds

>>65414604
I thought it'd be a good movie to go laugh at

Fuck off Souness you ABA cunt

OH NO LE FLAMINI TACKLE. LET'S FEIGN OUTRAGE BECAUSE ARSENAL AREN'T BEING REFBALL'D FOR ONCE

>Ox's first EVER away goal

wow that's seriously shit

ARS BOTTLE IS BACK BOYS

>>65414479
dont forget danny drinkwater m8

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>>65414685

das raycis

>>65414604
Just ruin all my classics senpai

>>65414685
ayy

>>65414724
>shitty nineties action films
>classics

>>65414718
>implying he really believes that

based channel islands staying pure

Beating your Bournemouths, your Newscastles, or your Sunderlands means nothing.

Let's see how Arsenal do next week against Leicester.

>>65414666

You just know.

>>65414718

>tfw Guernsey will be the last bastion and final stand of the Anglo

I'm ok with this.

>>65414754
>neo-milennial corbyn voting student twat who probably thinks Mad Max: Fury Road is the best action film ever

cringe

90s were objectively the best era for action films. T2, The Rock, Face/Off, Con Air etc.

You know we're going to concede next and be forced to endure a sweaty half. Maybe even flam getting sent off

>>65414804
>dat projection

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I need my lunch but it takes 5 minutes to make and I don't want to miss any goals.

>>65414754
90s action was the only good thing about 90s cinema you fucking pleb

>>65414718
>islamophobia
i hate this word so much, its used by lefty cucks to make people who are critical of islam look irrational

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R8 my gf lads

>>65414848
lucky lad

>>65414585
Westley Nathan Morgan would be more suble. From Nottingum and sounds like it, but captains Jamaica.

>>65414827
i don't think you understand projection

>>65414848
6/10

>>65414848
look at the fucking state of her

>>65414848

dat hourglass/10

>>65414859

Delusion

>>65414791
Does a win against Lester get more than 3 points?

>>65414848
thats not your gf, thats some random slag you found on facebook

>>65414848
These slags hit the wall at 24.

But until then... muh dick.

FOARK

COME ON YOUUUUU CHERRIES

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>>65414848

>>65414889
>hit the wall at 24.

>tfw turned 24 2 weeks ago

are my dreams of finding a waifu over?

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>>65414848

how many times is this fucker gonna say "unlucky"

no. a shot off target is not "unlucky"

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Brehs

>>65414848
>lock on the bedroom door

arsenal are fucking shit.

>>65414911
so much pressure. impressive desu senpai

>>65414911
source on this? some kind of modern art project or summat?

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>>65414920

>>65414911
No one even saw him do it, that's amazing.

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lel what the hell

>>65414911
Put me off my bruschetta

fucking prick

bournemouth are a bunch of soft cunts desu

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>>65414911
>That second, meaty squirt

>>65414920
hngggg-tier

most obvious yellow of the season

>>65414976
They're showing solidarity with you, Sweden

Why are Arsenal fans so shameless?

Have they ever come up with their own chants?

>>65415029
I'd Fila

>>65415029
meh

>>65415029

BRAAAAAAPPPP

>>65415029
real men do love thickness and "curves" if they look like this

the problem is the women who say "real men love curves" are hamplanets usually

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>>65415049
They like to take it up the arse-lel

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>>65415029

>>65415029
2 much

Now that city have lost their way are Arsenal the only side that can stop the meme that is Leicester?

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>>65414976
>it's an honour to be like you

>>65415120
she looks dumb as a brick with that big ass

>>65415145
hahahahahahhahahahhaha

holy shit

>>65415120
Fuck, she's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

>>65415145
>that blackface

HAHAHAHA

>>65415123
Louis van Gaal's red and white army
Wayne 'greatest English player' Rooney
Anthony 'messi 2.0' martial
Mike Smaldini

Joking aside lads but apart from Vardy and Huth

what other Leicester players would get a shout at the England squad

>>65415192
Daley 'leader, visionary' Blind
Cameron Porndick-Jackoff
Juan 'mile per hour' Mata

Is Bellerin the best right back in the league?

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>>65415156
>Eire

Chelsea team today: Courtois; Ivanovic, Zouma, Terry (c), Azpilicueta; Mikel, Matic; Willian, Fabregas, Oscar; Diego Costa.

unchanged

Chelsea subs: Begovic, Baba Rahman, Cahill, Loftus-Cheek, Pedro, Traore, Hazard. #CFC

>>65415336

nobody cares

>>65415122
ireland pls go home

>>65415156
>too much ass

>>65415336
Come back when you have beaches you little mug

>>65415173

*point*

>Ramsey has played the entire match

>>65415329
Oh my fucking god

>>65415336
why the fuck is the hazman on the bench

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>>65415336
>Mikel Matic AGAIN
>Oscar still a Chelsea player
>Hazard not starting

>>65415330
>>65415330

Best game of the season thread

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just hand us the three points

>>65415485
It's going to be 0-0, put a tenner on it

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>>65415372

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>>65415372
>>65415029
>>65414920

I'LL TRY SHOOTING FROM DISTANCE, THAT'S A GOOD TRICK

>Bournemouth in charge of finishing

arsejej

FUCKING PETR KEK

fucking pedro tcheco

fucking peter check

Still can't believe Lelsea sold us Cech, what a GOAT

Bournemouth is utter shit.

>>65415745
>us

Walcott was immense today

>>65415756
They can't finish for shit but they did a good job of scaring Arsenal.
If Arsenal play like this against Leicester I think they'll be ruined.

>>65415767
Calum Chambers here mate, posting from my phone while walking down the tunnel init

>>65415824
>Canaldo