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Previous thread: >>65180074

Tired tennis players edition
NFL is fixed subedition

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Pls no more REST edition
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>>65188554

I really like Rivera desu, his striking is improving quite a bit and he has solid wrestling I believe whilst Alcantara has struggled when with people who are willing to take him down (Saenz and Issa in round 1 before he gassed).

I'm waiting to see if Barnett's odds improve even more, I was very impressed with him vs Nelson and I think he just has more ways to win the fight.

Agree on Bader, maybe play some round props on him too + Bader by sub. If Bader gets his way he can grind Rumble out maybe causing him to gas and give up a choke of some sort.

I'm large on Tarec/Ellenberger going over 2.5, medium on Natal, Natal/Casey over 2.5, Sage/BB over 1.5, Jackson/Mak over 2.5
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>inb4 they delay the doubles match till tomorrow and everybody gets fucked
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>>65188772

Nice OC
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>>65188958

Its 3pm lid
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mara rescheduled it, should be in 32 bings, too much rest t b h

can't imagine how long will these RAD waves last dude, no way are they gonna miss them by trying to make it tough for our lads right?
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>>65188805

Bader is a position over submission grappler. He will grind AJ with knees if he gets him to the ground like he did with Cavalcante. My only worry's the fact it's a 5 rounder. Also, Rothwell's winning this lid, with some fighters it's like an instinct. We watched Ben evolve into something more than a power striker with an iron chin. Take into account also that Warmaster is on the wrong side of 35 and soon to be on the wrong side of 40. Prior to the fight with Nelson he hasn't fought for 2 years.
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DOWN A FUCKING CUNT
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>>65189519

What on m8?
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mara saying there's 5 more minutes of REST, they just can't keep getting away with this
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>still not inplay
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>>65189650

lotto bets
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>>65189751
The rest fix is in
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>>65189784
This tbqh. And the worst part is I know better.
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>>65189650
NFL shit for no good reason. Still down off that.
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Delayed while they drag Meister's lifeless corpse out onto the court
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zzz all this rest
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Why is this thread not on /biz/?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS
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game popped up on 365, my body is off the richter scale
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>>65190098
http://livestream.com/accounts/5057055/events/4713329

stream
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>>65190129
shaking
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>this start
oh jesus
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oh no
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>>65186610

Down on the first game tears buddy :^)
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THEY DONT LOOK TIRED AT ALL
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a deuce on their first serve would make me vomit, keep in mind it's doubles guys so let's wait for a few more games before panicking
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RESTGATE
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Meister and Quigley do look like far better players tbf
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What have I done...
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those cunts better have an intimate talk there and wake the fuck up, waiting for 2 more service games from the underdogs hopefully our lads don't get broken untill then
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I'm going to have to funnel the rest of my roll into a fucking wheelchair
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DAC
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cashed out already and put on Meister/Q @ 1.95. i'm not going down with the rest of you
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Bester? More like Worster amirite?
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WHAT HAVE I DONE
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Down so much. STILL CANT WIN A FUCKING BET
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>>65190398
le cursed polak is our only hope of the bet succeeding, absolute nightmare this lads
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1.) FOLLOW HOUSTON ROCKETS
2.) WAIT FOR THEM TO GO DOWN AT HALF TO A SHIT TEAM
3.) BET ML @OVER 2
4.)????
5.) PROFIT

LITERALLY THE 3RD TIME IN A WEEK THIS HAS HAPPENED
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These blokes are fucking AWFUL
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so much discussion between bester and polansky, surely they have a masterplan in store
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>>65190516
Probably asking eachother the rules... they look like two NOVICES
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>Canadians in charge of hitting a small, green ball over a low net and keeping it inside a designated area

>>65190516
They're discussing NFL fixes
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pmsl
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Actually conisedering just giving my roll to charity now, this absurd run of losing bets is making me feel suicidal.
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would love to bottle whoever tipped this shite
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COME ON
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Here comes the DAC
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pmsl, went to take a piss and they lost the serve again, so many regrets, should have taken the money and ran
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Could go down the park in the morning and find two better players than these mugs.
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Head's gone smashing up the flat
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>tennis

never again
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Happy that I've seen two of the worst tennis players about tho tbqh... also >tennis
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cashing out the sw for a 70 percent loss is basically free money right?
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>Cockshits
how did they have a 15 point lead cut down to 1 in less than a quarter by an Anthony Davis-less Pelicans ffs
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usa>canada
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>>65190651
this t b h, even big strong serena is netting every set ball to fuck up my unders, 4 times maybe even 5 in this game, feel ill
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>>65190699
4 u
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>>65190725
tiny chase on under 8.5 2nd set in the serena game, feel like sugarpova won't hold mentally
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>>65190817
Her head has gone m8
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>>65190684
FUCKING HELL
LITERALLY HOW ARE THEY THIS BAD
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Gonna invest my winnings in stocks after this
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>>65190918
The absolute madman
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>>65190918
what's the info? is it fixed?
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>>65190904
Hedged my bet and got on Pelicans @ 2.65. at least now I'm guaranteed profit whatever the result
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>>65190918
bookies SHAKING
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sharapova absolutely SEETHING, clearly showing lack of testosterone, regret not bankrolling the bagel

>meister/quigley only holding to 30s/deuces in the 2nd even allowing break points
is the F A T I G U E real?
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>>65191120
no
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>>65191120
The fatigue might be real, but it doesn't really make much difference. There's harldy much running and bester/polansky are pretty shitty
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>>65191048
but anon tennis tips are lotto shite
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>>65191235
tb h in tennis it's more about concentration and meister/quigley have both had pretty unstable serves in the 2nd, sw still not dead tb h but the 3rd set in doubles is lotto shite anyway

actually as i was writing they dropped a 40:0 lead on their serve, nevermind
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BESTER COMEBACK?!
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>>65191316
no
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>Harbour View bagging 4 in the second half while I was too busy watching myself get DAC on lotto tennis shite
If I had just ignored it like I do most tips on sports I don't usually follow I'd have probably beenon Harbour View and be UAC rather than DAC
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>>65190971
I rebacked Rockets. I have no discipline. Head is intact though.
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>>65191435

Same, Harden turned up at the end thankfully
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need a bester break NOW, my heart can't handle two tie-breaks
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>>65191461
Cheers, good to know someone else is living and dying by the stepback jumpshots of an eccentric hipster too.
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>>65191546
SHAKING
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>they're gonna choke from 0-40
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HEADS BACK LETS GO
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FISTPUMPING missed first serves on fatigue lotto shite at 4:38 in the morning, living to life to be honest
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>>65191553

You are not alone, no-one else was even getting a look at a shot in the last minute or so. Ariza was golden as well, but all worked out
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Fuck I'm too scared to bet this game
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>>65191743
Waiting until the half, if it is close, betting the over.
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>get mini-break
>lose next 2 serves
pmsl
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>being this much of a cuck
FUCK YOU CANADA
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>Actually might profit from this shitshow
Still the last time I'm betting tennis, this shit is too sweaty.
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>>65191814
It's either /freemoney/ where 1 loss sets you back for a month or this shit. Never worth it. I know there is a Canadian here that tips slags but I've lost on the only 2 I've ever followed up on with him.
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Fuck sake I've stayed up way too late to lose money. Come on you cunts.
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cannot spake
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AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR

AIR
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HUP.

Good Night and God bless xx.
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Why did they not win at 9-7? This shit was as scripted as the National Football League
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>he did not believe in the fatigue
>n-never in doubt

disgusted at myself for actually being up tiny from this clusterfuck, can we agree to never do this again?
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Up small having been on big. Never again.
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>>65190398
pmsl
m
s
l
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>>65190398
>>65190429
thanks for taking one for the team wujek, bless you
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>>65190429
Based
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Spurs +9.5 1stH @1.9
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>>65192581
I dunno lid. They are unironically losing to the warriors bench.
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>>65192706
I'm done betting on the Warriors to not meme
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>>65192581
>spurs down 8
>blink
>down 18
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>>65192829
when was this ever a good decision anon
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>>65192999
I thought the Spurs would condense the nonsense. May just bet the Warriors to win the 3rd @1.9
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Should I bet now or wait? Will the line change?
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curry so insane, they just keep falling in
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>>65192829
Fucking every other team in the ass publicly is not memeing anon.

There aren't flukes or weird plays going on they're just better than everyone.
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>>65193739
Oh I agree. They are by far the best team in almost every category.
>tfw actually took my own advice and got on
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>>65193673
On Bovada +6.5
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>>65193782
I lost $70 when kerr came back a week later than I predicted. That's what this team has done to me. I'm broken.

I've got a bet with my brother in law that Riley curry appears nude online or in a movie by 2030. She's too into the attention, she's gonna be a public attention whore when she gets to college. $100 for tits, $500 for bush or visible vagina which I think is a great bet as with this generations casual sexuality and public sharing will be even worse 20 years from now. Girls will just have Twitter avatar pictures of their clits.
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>Demarcus Cousins o41.5 points + rebounds @1.77
If ever there was a comfy bet with the way he has been playing
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>>65194001
Why, for what purpose do either of those bets make sense.


I bet she is going to be fine as fuck though
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fedgoat is looking good, can't see birdbitch taking a set or two tie-break off him, small on u33.5 games

>>65194049
bet you didn't get on the jamaican match slug
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>>65194061
Boredom

She's a caramel ginger, she'll be horrendous before all the next gen plastic surgery
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roger's still got it lads, joy to watch
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>>65194350
Really shifts another gear in Grand Slams
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>Jewvada takes lines down right as I'm about to make my WORLD bet

Fuckers had Warriors 4Q spread on a +8.5 when it was 5-3 at 7:00 left. It was processing when the selection became no longer available
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>>65194665
not just the GOAT tennis player but the GOAT human being, roger federer

>birdchoke
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>the 76ers are 3 point favorites tomorrow
What a time to be alive
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fuck man, everything inside of me was telling me to bet on gsw to win the 4th quarter line. It was up at 5.50 at the first minute of the quarter. >:(
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>>65194846
That Suns team looked deceptively good when I saw them play the Spurs.
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>tfw was laying Federer to win in 3 sets
DESPERATELY need Berdych to win this set
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>>65194049
I got Cousins over 29.5 points @ 1.8
free money
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>>65195055
>>65194903
Good lads
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>didn't get on Charlotte @4.6
Want ebolaids tbqh
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>>65194958
>doubted the GOAT
only myself to blame
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>>65195163
>he wasn't on roger federer the most clutch bipedal on earth
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>>65195163
I was about to and then my fucking phone died.
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>>65195201
I chased you with that unders but I have no idea what it meant or if it won.
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>>65195278
Hmm it did win. Nice surprise tbqh. Thanks lad
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>>65195278
won in a rather sweaty manner, fed was down 0-2 in the third and got the break when it was 4-4, a 7-5 would have been okay too
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3OT and I'm pulling the trigger on anything over 2. I've missed like 5 chances for guaranteed profit.
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WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT
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Bovada's got South Korea U23 DNB @1.77. Highest anywhere else is 1.67
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on khanh hoa -1.5 from 1-0
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Is King Kunta the bet for Triple J #1?
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Who's on the Djokovic here? Easy money
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>>65196440
I'm on 3-1 and 3-2
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>>65196440
Djokovic-Federer-Murray accy
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>>65196463
I am on Federer-Serena-Djokovic accy. Just need for him to hold.
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>>65196440
>tfw like Nishikori too much to bet against him, otherwise i woulda done the favorites accy which was @ evens Serena + Fed + Rad + Djoko
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>>65196485
>allowing emotions into your betting patterns
stop this.
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>>65196494
Just curious. Is betting for your team considered letting emotions into the betting pattern. Doesn't everyone do that?
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>>65196455
on since 365 somehow had the best odds on the market and it's hard to see djoko taking this in straight sets with the way both played here
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>>65196525
>Is betting for your team considered letting emotions into the betting pattern.
yes. you should only bet on your team if it is a value bet. you should only make value bets.
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how much do you lot make in a decent month?
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>>65196638
Tennis has been world for me $1750 this month
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>it's another aussie friendly with a value ruining goal in the first ten minutes episode
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>>65196638
About 20€ if I'm having any luck.
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>england

lmaoing at your cricket team
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zzz khanh hoa struggling to put one past 10 men while i'm tapping my schlong to the sound of dong thap goals. really felt better about the former, my bad lads
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dong that WANTS 10

can't stop topping up
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>>65196963
so huge
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>>65197022
got a feeling it's another one of those stop scoring after largest top-up has been placed memes

NEED a khanh hoa and/or dong thap goal like A I R
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>>65196963
cannot stop losing
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zzz another train that left me disappointed, didn't go too spastic from 8-1 on but still larger than others, gutted at missing out on those aussie cunts, was genuinely puzzled by the olympic price from mutuals but thought they knew something i didn't
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>on hue u19 +1 from 0-1
>hue gets a red in their favor in 90th minute down 0-2 and scores to make it 1-2
>proceeds to concede two goals in the span of 30 seconds injury time
pmsl, can't even trust a bunch of aspiring rice farmers
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>>65196899
>>65196963
>>65197066
>>65197118
>>65197483
You are an addict. Please seek help.
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hate to clog up the morning toilet again but PVF could have choo choo potential considering they're against ten, up two early and had an 11:0 match in the group already, though against a bottom team
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>>65197532
Imagine wasting your time on pointless rball bets and missing out on the world Nazilli price earlier
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>>65197526
i sure do need help carrying these bags of GUCCI from my vietnamese tadpole winnings
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>>65197567
bet you pre-staked it because you saw a couple red down arrows in asia you little rat, woud love to test your round chubby chin
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>>65197679
zzzzzzzz just have sex you sad little gypsy, don't care if it's with your chickens or your sister just PLEASE have it.
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Tears if you weren't on djokovic -2.5 sets
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>>65197961
>on Nishikori +2.5
would have had a shot at winning a set if not for the SPASTIC amounts of unforced errors
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>Not one mention of the fix
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value on zalgiris overs? metta + has just been smacked pretty hard but they only have a 5 men bench, zalgiris with some rotations but mostly offensive youngsters it seems
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Ice Lotto looking like shit for later on tonight, probably swerve and get in tomorrow.
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>>65198086

Although Canucks seem like they will probably beat the Predators, their records are fairly tied up and are both under 2.0, so not sure I want to take the risk, not really something you could call value.
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>>65193873


Lel here you are canada
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>>65198396
kek, another tin-foil hat wearing nutter

that canadian could make a friend
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So LARGE on Mexico women cannot inhale to oxygenize blood stream
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>>65198429
seems correctly priced for me.
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>>65198424

Canada says Broncos, America says Panthers. Yet both are certain NFL is rigged
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>>65198437
is the american also spouting >muh jewish conspiracies? can't be bothered wasting precious seconds reading that shite
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my hairline is gonna be as thin as the metta bench if zalgiris don't score two
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>>65198466

Go have a read
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Feet numb
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Kaysenispor aren't looking too good.

Inegolsport +1 @2.25 is a shout i reckon
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>>65198429
Suicidal
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>Big_Al following everyone
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aloominum A I R

>zalgiris conceding at the end
feel like i got gobbled up by latvian fixers t b h
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mfw put a dollar on Metallu at 34 and they won in the 90th minute
Now on $34
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>>65198777
QT
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>>65198777
Dullard
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>>65198777
can imagine terri leigh being a terrible lay if i'm going to be quite honest with you lads
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>>65198777
would love to throw her to the floor and keep punching her in the face
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>>65198777
C U R L I N G
U
C
K
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>>65198777
You can tell she goes on reddit, absolutely disgusting
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>>65198777

>crazy eyed bipolar blonde bitch #59590810

she vacillates between risky, rough sex with random chads and borderline prostitution with cuck betas
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>>65198773
Don't care
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medium on podbrezova -1
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ΠΑΜΕ ΡΕ ΚΟΡΙΤΣΙΑ
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Deploy coming up in 20 minutes or so. The site will go down for few minutes as we set up new exciting features. LEGO
what idiots run this site
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77/8 DAs and still no goal jesus christ
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MACKERSSSSSSSS
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>>65198873
I want to smack this but I'm scared because they're so shit
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>>65198873
once this line moves im going large desu, impossible for this to end 0-0
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>>65198916
I'm on -2 and I doubt I'll even get a refund
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>>65198921
I sort of want to take +1.5 now desu even though it feels like suicide, the price has been the same for the last 15 minutes
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Large staking Mexico Women -0.75.
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>>65198932
ah shit my prices weren't updating for some reason so disregard this. Tried to take Vietnam on a +1.5 and it didnt let me lel
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literally 2nd coming of Bayern Munich women
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u1.5 @1.4 special
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mexicos scorer now on
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rball babbies down, shrewdies up
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Going to be down insane here. Need 1 at the very, very minimum.
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podbrezova subbed in a completely new squad, youngsters and fridges unfortunately, atleast they're fresh and mikulas didn't rotate and has 4 subs incl. the goalie
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>>65199036
so abort?
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1111111111111111111111111111
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>>65199034
AIR
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rebacking desu Vietnam heads gone
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>>65199028
told you
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all in on Mexico 0.0 from here
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>>65199042
it's a gut thing i guess, your call

depends if you are a believer in F A T I G U E or not
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>>65198939
Half win.
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Albania woman +2 @1.85
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There was no way you could not lump on o0.5 towards the end there. Insane that it ended just 1-0.
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>>65199098
why
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>>65199101
>>65198773
Really hate this gimmick.
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>>65199106
Greece haven't scored for an hour despite having huge possession
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Large staking under 5.5 in the Greece v Albania game.
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>>65199157
Won.
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>>65199256
Albania surreal
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Why aren't you on Stoke +?
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>>65199276
because Klopp is building a dynasty and Anfield is a FORTRESS especially on big nights like today.
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surreal podbrezova kids actuallly came back for the refund, no harm done means i can post a smug judge slip right?
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>>65199288
IMAGINE believing this.
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>>65199288
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>>65199157
You're good, cheers.
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>implying im not gonna be £4k richer on saturday
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11111111111

Pmsl at the rball slugs that aren't on
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>>65199288
on the draw BTTS desu

>>65199333
was about to smack the -1 but market suspended before I could place, seething
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>>65199328
>backing QPR against unbeaten in 11 Nottingham Forest

absolute madman
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Laying Blackpool all day desu
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looking to get on senica - soon, strengthened the squad with some solid signings including the top goalscorer from the 2nd who's starting today, playing a solid squad. duslo lost to podbrezova 4-1 recently who's around senica's level, plus they had 6 straight losses before the winter break
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hey /bet/ whats your guys favorite app for looking up line/odds/O/U? iphone plz no bully.
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>>65199382
>didn't get on
ill. probably taking a -2 at this point, perhaps a HT -
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Any updates on the biscuit situation?
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>>65199387

oddschecker.com

oddsportal.com
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Rossy on the phone to Thomas Cook
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excellent, now i can reback
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How DOES he do it?
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>>65199519
on -1.25 medium

hope this is one of your good tips senpai
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HATE "fixes"
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>>65199328

>le I hate money man

Begone child.
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>>65199668
>le im poor as shit guy

lmaoing at you're life
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33333
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>>65199678
>poor as shit

Nice projection. You should try /r/soccerbetting its more your place lad
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>>65199328
The cheekiest of the cheeky accys
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Grassboppers with a decent squad.
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>there are people here who still don't believe the NFL is rigged

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmUdpQljwE4

>he predicts the Panthers-Broncos super bowl on Dec 7
>he predicted a scandal would hit one of those teams just weeks before it did

So, what are the odds of predicting those both correct? Less than 0.001%. You think he's fucking around?

He picked the Broncos later on in the video. Put your money on them.

>inb4 hurr durr i don't bet -ev sports

This is not -ev. This is a rigged, predictable game like the WWE.
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>>65199772
will probably bet bronco's ML then
>>65199717
on MEDIUM head gone past 24 hours
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>>65199772

*in another video
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been out for lunch and missed the fix

what was it lids?
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>>65199772
Post slip if you're so sure.
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>>65199830

It's the max stake for the spread. I posted this yesterday.

The max stake for the ML is 1000. Will be doing that later.

>notice the winnings are 1818.18
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>>65199880
i can see the patterns morpheus
>>
>>65199717
lille squad dece? hoppers just had a dis but i don't want to underestimate scandinavian offense in a friendly
>>
>>65199717
excellent, now I can reback
>>
>>65199328
>qpr
>sold their best player last week
>away
oh im laffin
>>
>underestimating scandinavian offense in a friendly
>>
ANOTHER fix

What a day this is to be alive, 2 more pens please ref
>>
>No Euan tips
>>
>>65199772
>posts a shitload of predictions
>deletes the ones that don't come true
>Believing the Broncos will actually win
lmao son
>>
I have two €2 free bets on Paddypower thanks to Aguero's goals.

What do I put them on lads?
>>
>>65199880
What if this whole Oscar scandal changed the entire thing, what better way is there to mollify the black populace than giving them and their figurehead a Superbowl?
>>
>>65199953
excellent, now I can reback
>>
>>65200080
excellent, now I can reback
>>
>>65199717

>Dutchtips

stick to tulips m8
>>
>>65200097
Good post
>>
HUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

When will these fixes end?
>>
Down insane on Grasshopper
>>
Is anyone here in PGA?
>>
>>65200133
*laughs*
>>
>>65200133
just the mugs and rossybhoy
>>
next half will be all grasshoppers. This ends 3-2 I dreamt about it
>>
>>65200156
Lillestrom have a 16yo kid in nets, overs was unreal.
>>
>>65200156
ITS HAPPENING
>>
2222222222
>>
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>>65200156
>>
excellent, now I can reback
>>
>>65200156
put a cheeky tenner on the correct score @10, surreal
>>
gambling is just elementary sometimes
>>
grasshoppers surreal
>>
3 fixes just isn't enough today, need more like air
>>
>>65200303
not liking this gimmick at all, it's too easy to just respond >he wasn't on to anyone who calls you out
>>
>>65200156
liar desu
>>
Took Grasshopper win last night, pmsl if the madmen actually do it
>>
>>65200330
Albania, Aris and Sturm Graz. Have sex rball babby.
>>
>>65200366
good lad, surely you understand my doubts about people aftertiming fixes without mentioning what they were after
>>
44444444
>>
I just went large on cheltenham ffs

Didn't check my slip. What do you guys think? I know they'll probably be fielding youngsters, but they did manage to draw last time
>>
>>65200366
What about Bahrain?
>>
>>65200445
Forgot about that, make it 4
>>
will zagreb stay true to their roots?
>>
NEED a Grasshopper goal like A I R
>>
What we thinking for these lower league games?
>>
fuck off spisska knew i should have cashed out after that 2nd, feel ill
>>
>>65200529
>we
>wah wah please spoonfeed me
>>
>>65200552
away away!
Back to PGA
>>
Up insane from these fixes
>>
>>65200609
zzzzzzz worst gimmick on here, you're the one that needs to go to PGA with your posts begging for tips
>>
>>65200552
>>65200618
Why are you here?
>>
Stoke to qualify @6.50

Can't resist a muggy punt to be honest lids.
>>
>>65200626
I like to discuss bets and occasionally post tips without begging for people to post tips, why are you here?
>>
>>65200644
the shitposting
>>
>>65200644
>discuss bets
Rarely are bets 'discussed'
>>
>>65200644
What have you tipped today?
>>
>>65200708
Tipped nothing today
>>
Just been thinking about Oscar and his World Cup kick off bets, how did the madman get it right so often?
>>
small on steaua clean sheet at evens, playing first team gk and defense, bench looks like the rotations will be small

also expect steuauaua to continue dominating possession and ujpest should sit back happily atleast for a while
>>
>>65200877
both teams to score "no" @1.70 is this the one? soz for muggy question
>>
>>65200877
Imagine backing a clean sheet in a potential fix pmsl
>>
Pmsl thank you rball babbies for serving up the unreal gift that is ASA Tel Aviv SW, shaking at the sums I'm about to be up thanks to clueless mugs betting on COLOURS
>>
>>65200877
Would be a shame.. if a certain ref.. decides to start giving penalties for no reason.. wouldn't it ;^))
>>
>>65200936
ASA could be resting to be fair.
>>
>>65200936

Football isn't played on pixels, it's played on grass lmao. On large.
>>
Large staking under 6.5 in the Lorca v Romania game.
>>
>>65200936
aha what is going on
>>
Pmsl clueless little slavers DAC
>>
>He's not on Ajax
>>
hup
>>
this rball guy isnt getting paid for this one


2222222222222222 (probably)
>>
222222222222222222222222222
>>
LARGE+ on ASA Tel Aviv -0.25 from 2-0
>>
SUMS
>>
Betting suspended while the rball guy reads his manual to work out wtf he is supposed to be doing
>>
>>65188772
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
NACIONAL!!!! MY MUGGY ACCA HAS COME THROUGH AGAIN
>>
333333333333333333333333
>>
In far too deep on Tychy II @evens, game is going the exact same way as their last one and they should start scoring soon when the Goral plumbers come up against all that FATIGUE
>>
>>65201289
Down INSANE
>>
>>65201289
will back at half time when they stop conceding goals
>>
>>65201289
aw m8
>>
>>65201289
>(You)
>>
>>65201312
3x30 minutes
>>
>>65189101
>Bader is a position over submission grappler
Rumble has never lost by decision - outside of the eyepoke loss, he's been submitted in his other four losses, all by rear-naked choke. This has happened in every UFC fight in which he's been taken down. When people succeed in grinding him, he gives up.

And if Bader's going to win, he has to succeed in grinding Rumble.
>>
>>65200980
lost
>>
>>65201412
Yeah, was unlucky.
>>
Pmsl rball guy has left the game in embarrassment
>>
Got ASA 2H @ 2.6 unreal
>>
>>65201561

h-how?
>>
Holy shit some random tennis blogabet shite won this morning

uac!
>>
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>>65201595
pic related
>>
>>65201593
Bovada bubblegum as fuck
>>
wtb for Liverpool/Stoke?
>>
>>65201593
Cookies blueless m8
>>65201664
I dont use Bovada
>>
>>65201648
>>65201595
Ok
>>
>>65201678
not to bet t b h, unpredictable shitty teams
>>
>>65201678
Stoke +
They rested players at the weekend and liverpool struggled against NORWICH
>>
Topping up on Tychy SW, these plumbers are KNACKERED
>>
making a couple bets on a forum, not with real money but forum credits
all bundesliga matches

Mainz - BMG
Bet: Draw
Amount: 2000 credits
Odds: 3.30

Darmstadt - Schalke
Bet: Schalke Win
Amount: 10000 credits
Odds: 2.00

Werder Bremen - Hertha Berlin
Bet: Hertha Berlin
Amount: 5000
Odds: 2.60

Stuttgart - HSV
Bet: HSV win
Amount: 4000 credits
Odds: 3.40

total bet: 21000
so if the only thing I get right is the Schalke win, I'm only down 1k. Are these reasonable bets?
Should I put more on HSV>Stuttgart, since those odds are so high?
>>
>>65201679
hup hup
>>
EBAM 3-0 @ 2.50

Should I hit?
>>
>>65201847
>forum credits

Does it even matter if you win?
>>
>>65201847
Those are some excellent bets there, you have a real eye for value mate, keep it up.
>>
>>65201847
>forum credits

wat
>>
>>65201847
SBR?
>>
>>65201862
not entirely, but I don't have the income to bet real money atm.

>>65201867
>>65201866
thanks guys

>>65201873
no
>>
>>65201888
If you wanna bet with "fake money" do it on sportsbookreview. You can buy stuff with it just like gift cards but still
>>
for you mugs on stoke because >laverpell

Liverpool XI: Mignolet, Flanagan, Toure, Sakho, Moreno, Lucas, Can, Henderson, Milner, Lallana, Firmino

go small tbf
>>
Tychy plz
>>
>>65202028
missed out on the comeback so rebacked 1 more goal way too hard

heads gone
>>
ASAAAAAAAa
>>
>>65200928
>>65200947
>muh evil eastern european fixers
>>
>>65202050
down millions and millions
>>
Down again, what a surprise.
>>
wtb for Aussie Open? I am small on Murray 3-0 @ 2.50 for the VALUE so far
>>
>>65202198
Get on Brentford
>>
I'm sweating on Sporting, they've had almost no shots with potential.

Why do I go large on shite
>>
>>65189101
>Also, Rothwell's winning this lid, with some fighters it's like an instinct. We watched Ben evolve into something more than a power striker with an iron chin. Take into account also that Warmaster is on the wrong side of 35 and soon to be on the wrong side of 40. Prior to the fight with Nelson he hasn't fought for 2 years.

I think you are overrating Rothwell, sure he KOed Reem but he didn't look great vs Mitrione before the he messed up. Also, Barnett and Rothwell have fought the same amount of times in 2015 (1) with Barnett fighting more recently and Rothwell has only fought once during Barnett's period of inactivity.
>>
>>65202348
At least you weren't on Willem.
>>
Back from my time out. How is everyone doing? Still DAC? Might just take a whole week off desu.
>>
>>65202467
Yesterday was world, got myself level for the year, today was pretty tez. Last 5 days have been good all in all, averaging just over 4 figs a day.
>>
>tfw randomly betting on penalties for no reason
>>
Anything on Sporting?
>>
>>65202654
>"The success rate of each penalty kick changes throughout the competition:

>First kick 86.6%
>Second kick 81.7%
>Third kick 79.3%
>Fourth kick 72.5%
>Fifth kick 80%
>‘Sudden death’ kicks 64.3%"

penalties to be scored is usually @1.3 per penalty, and doesn't change. Surely this is mad value for the first few kicks?
>>
KING KURT WANTS ON MGARR WOMEN HT
>>
>>65202698
Go for a draw man, I bet on a win but they just can't shoot ffs
>>
>>65202723
No he doesn't, correctly priced.
>>
>>65202723
zzzz

no he doesn't
>>
>>65202723
can we have a 'Kurt leaks' page?

I know that this is bs btw
>>
>>65202723
unders is THE bet
>>
>>65202793
football is all about scoring goals lad
>>
Had a dream where I traveled ~5 years into the past and made the shrewdest bets on everything using future knowledge until present day. Then I retired and ran a Facebook tips group
>>
>>65202853
It is an interesting thought . When time travel is a thing, and it is inevitable, how do you stop everyone becoming millionaires through gambling?
>>
James Mckeown 3 of the attacking players are black, ball in behind and its goodnight
Like · Reply · Just now

MACKERS WANTS 50K ON OXFORD
>>
>>65202902
By not allowing it to the public
>>
>>65202902

If society ever advances to the point where time travel like that is available then we wont really need to be millionaires or have much money at all.
>>
>britclaps
>>
Kozlov to win
Kozlov 2-0

Meister is EXHAUSTED after last night, he had to take a taxi to the court even though the hotel is only 5 minutes away
>>
>Last Euan posts indicating he was large on 2-0 in that tennis double match last night
rip Euan
>>
>>65202965
But if you time travel back to 2015 and want to stay, you can't take money with you you'll need to earn it.
>>
>>65203002
how did that end? Fell asleep before I could get on
>>
>>65203049
They lost the first set but came back to win 2-1 so most of us rebacked and still came away slightly up
>>
>>65203049
Rain delay ended up providing like an hour and half of rest. I think the SW won but the 2-0 lost.
Up tiny amounts for a lot of sweat
>>
>>65202986
i thought we closed this chapter already anon
>>
>>65202902
I think to assume it is inevitable is making assumptions about the nature of time and space that have no basis in reality. There is literally nothing other than SciFi books that suggest it is possible.
>>
so shrewd
>>
I knew I should've hopped on Gala o3.5 when they went up 2-0
>>
BRENTFORD
>>
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Rossy Boy at the Ajax match
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZT0KzTe6cQ

PMSL

Cheers Paddy!
>>
>>65203508
Why? It's on sky.
>>
>>65203508
>tfw I've paid for his jollies via betfair
feel sick
>>
STOKE
>>
ajax @1.55 what are we putting on lads?
>>
Putting faith in you here euan
>>
>>65203508
>random sequence of emoticons in a description
fucking normies, when will this meme end?
>>
>>65203986
This, come on Euan lad. Need this WIND fix like air
>>
>>65203835
:^)))))))
>>
>euan tipping everything small unless it's a fix

Why don't you grow a pair of bollocks lad
>>
too much on Euan, need a loss chase like air
>>
o5.5 @2.1 in the Lille game

4 goals in the first half
>>
on large, closing my eyes and hiding under the blanket untill it ends
>>
>>65204141
>he doesnt know that teams ALWAYS cool off after scoring a ton then taking a break and stop scoring across all sports globally

wew lad

u6.5 probably is THE bet
>>
>>65204037
you what?
>>
>>65204242
>1.18 odds

:DDDDDDDD
>>
Mackers surreal
>>
>>65204245
im on stoke too fa m
>>
Euan please this is the only tip of yours that Ive been on
>>
ajax goal soon please
>>
>>65204242
Dunno, already 2 good shots on goal that required saves 5 minutes into the second half.
>>
>>65204312
Same, can't remember the last bet I won though.
>>
>>65204491
about to be down surreal desu
>>
I want my money back Euan you fucking cunt
>>
>following euan

LOL


Only yourselves to blame
>>
wt u doin euan u little rat
>>
>>65204288
you got twitter? would like to discuss future bets chris.
>>
Lille U N R E A L
>>
5555555555555555
>>
MUH WIND
>>
Euan plz
>>
Rossybhoys all in on Ajax SW
>>
>>65204594
What a goal
>>
>>65204624
need an ajax goal like A I R
>>
Linlithgow Rose captain Mark Tyrell misses cup replay at Forfar as he couldn't swap his shift in a sausage factory #bbcsportscot
>>
>>65204624
Hera AH tbf
>>
>averaging a shot on target every 30 minutes

Top kek. Nice one Euan, you utter spaz
>>
THE WINDS CHANGED LADS
>>
>>65204719
Made me laugh
>>
>>65204719
le cashout face
>>
Why has Euan settled his MPS bet as a loss? It won, did it not?
>>
Bordeaux due like a freshman 9 months after prom
>>
Liverpool game going to pens desu

neither team really threatening the goal
>>
Any tips for Kerber vs Azarenka?
>>
>euan
>>
>Euan
>>
DOWN

won 1 of my last 13 bets. If I ever see you Euan I'm caving your fucking skull in, then I'm gonna fart in your fucking face. See how you like that >WIND
>>
would love to test that ref's chin, surely a goalless game with twenty corners does not deserve the early whistle

>my largest euan stake so far
>>
you penises

it was a standard small stake

leave it
>>
down insane cba
>>
>>65204695
sometimes going against the big boys works family
>>
Zz euan absolutely awful stuff.
>>
>>65205064
>b-but the captain wasn't playing....a-and there was a stiff breeze
>>
>>65205015
heard rossy triggered a once in a year special stake on the ajax handi lid, you just move to the top of the food chain
>>
Don't think I've ever seen this many quality chances go to waste
>>
Stoke to qualify at 2.2 is THE bet
>>
>>65205195
>he pre-stakes

o i am kekking
>>
EXTRA TIME
X
T
R
A

T
I
M
E
>>
>>65205230
pls dont let me down, not after ajax
>>
Up a considerable sum of money from where I was yesterday
>>
Daily reminder gambling is no longer profitable.
>>
Does Meister not experience fatigue like us normal human beings?
>>
>>65205440
mug
>>
>>65205440

for you
>>
>>65205440
True
>>
How's the UAC tipping group been doing recently?
>>
what do stoke need to qualify?
>>
need a Euan loss chase like air, down brains
>>
>>65205557
an away goal or win on pens
>>
>>65205557
take a guess you utter mong
>>
>>65205557
they need to score to qualify straight, if it stays
1-0 it goes to penos
if 2-1, 3-2 etc or better then stoke go through straight
>>
>>65205527
VERY well, currently on Ferroviaria -0.75 and -0.25 FH
>>
>>65205686
no theyre not lol
>>
>>65205686
Convenient
>>
>>65205739
How would you know?
>>
Liverpool to qualify? They seem to never lose penos especially in semis
>>
>>65204847
>he didn't get on

tears desu

wheres that britanon faggot cunt
>>
>>65205832
Please go read a book, Stoke @2.14 is VALUE
>>
Benfica hangs 6 and I don't get on any of it. Shameful
>>
>>65202710
REMINDER
>>
>>65205832

You shouldnt be betting if you dont take what ever team is priced higher in a shootout, its 50/50 whos gonna go through.
>>
>>65205783
Sorry that you're unable to research world bets yourself, perhaps you should follow a tipster. May I suggest Euan? You'll still lose your roll but it'll go faster on his tips thereby easing your DAC pain.

Pellets by courier for you.
>>
>>65205897
Would LOVE to read this world research. Got a funny feeling you're just an rball babby.
>>
>>65205886
>its 50/50 whos gonna go through.
It's really not. Bookmakers aren't stupid when it comes to setting the odds for pens. Would have this 55:45 in Liverpool's favour with their players and home factor.
>>
cmon stoke \o/
>>
>>65205933
Pmsl because the rball wasn't even or anything before the goal lmao bye bye slug, better get some sleep for your sociology lecture tomorrow haha
>>
This shoot out has been a dream to trade.
>>
>>65205969

You'd have to take into account liverpool players being nervous then, you cant quantify a shootout.
>>
>>65206019
peter webb
>>
>>65206013
Still waiting for that world research. Enjoying your delay tactics while you furiously search the world wide web for some info.
>>
What do females under 30 do these days if they happen to own a pair of jeans without holes in the knees? Throw them away?
>>
>>65206089

cut holes in the knees
>>
>>65206089
>under 30

and over 40 tbf desu
>>
>>65206089
knew
>>
>>65206081
Bitter Euan without his trip detected
>>
>>65206126
Can't believe it. I'm STILL waiting, boy oh boy this better be good research.
>>
NEW THREAD

>>65205848
>>65205848
>>65205848
>>65205848
>>
>>65206159
zzzzzz how much you down on Liverpool?
>>
>>65206119
>>65206122
>Replying to Goff posts
>>65206123
>Knowing and still replying
>>
>>65206182
Good post
>>
>>65206159
SEETHE
>>
Is Suns ML THE mug NBA bet of the day?
>>
>He's not in UAC Tipping
>>
>>65206339
But I am
>>
>>65206182
Got me t b h
>>
>>65206320
YES
>>
wtfb lads
>>
Not been in PGA since the price increase. Worth joining?
>>
>>65206789
ferrovia
>>
>>65206853
Depends on how much you stake
>>
>>65206789
>>65206856
hope you got on
>>
If FIFA was a properly run organising they'd make a clampdown on fans doing that ironic 'Handball!' shout their number one priority.
>>
>>65206948
wut?
>>
Should I make a switch from William Hill to Bet365? is it /bet/ approved
>>
>>65207058
Is this bait?

All non americans shoud have a 365
>>
>>65207050
>replying to Goff posts
>>
hilary clinton is drifting like a barge
>>
>>65207254
Going to be up so much
>>
>>65207316
Topping up on Trump for the republican nom
>>
I bet several people kill themselves over their losses when Trump wins, Hillary probably wont even make the dem nomination at this point.
>>
/pol/ delusion reaching /bet/ it seems
>>
>>65207469
>/pol/ delusion
Neither of those things.
>>
>>65207469

Go ahead and post that bet on Hillary/Sanders for pres then bub.
>>
If you aren't special on Shillary you need your head and chin tested.
>>
>>65207515
Post slip jenny
>>
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>>65207533
>>
>>65207585
>that
>special
lmao embarrassing
>>
>>65207585
>2.58
Wow, she slipped that much? That's definitely value, though it depends how much Obama hates her guts. They could easily convict her of mishandling classified materials if they so desire.
>>
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Tonights pick, both simple to win moneyline.

Something like 4/4 for my tips so far this last week, not as confident about this one however as the panthers have been known to fuck up despite being the head of their division, which is probably keeping their payout up a bit actually.
>>
>>65207644
>30 nov
>>
>>65207644
>Wow, she slipped that much?
>You in charge of reading date of slip
>>
this clippers - pacers game looks interesting, will it be one of those coinflips or will it be the homememe
>>
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#MakeAmericaGreatAgain
>>
>>65207691
O V E R S
>>
>>65207685
>>65207689
>implying I wasn't just looking for an excuse to post that pic
My mistake. That said, I hadn't noticed her odds being that high at any point.
>>
BASED JAMES MCGEE
>>
Bit dead

We all ok?
>>
Large on unders and Fort Lauderdale +
Shakhtar literally trying to score against a fort which is a large defensive structure

>dat rball doe
>>
>>65208785
gutted I missed the +1.5
>>
>page 9

new

>>65209287
>>65209287
>>65209287
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