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the tesco man edition

auld >>65188772

>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK

>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia

>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6

>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
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>>65209287
Get that thing out your nose calijah
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>>65209349
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>>65209287

Oh dear.
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The shithole of Phoenix sub edition.

Never betting on NBA lotto shite again sub-sub edition.
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j west still up? Got a question
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>>65209862

yes lid?
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>>65209807
>prestaking basketball
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NBA schedule absolutely DIRE tonight. No plays at all
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>>65210113
Portland -5 desu. Sacramento coming off double OT last night. Small on the overs as well
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>>65210193
Small on OKC ML when it got over 2 and they were within 6. Looking comfy heading down the stretch. As soon as I say there is no value, it hits me in the face
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Imagine a world where a South American game is played and a team doesn't end up with 10 men or fewer. Imagine.
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>The Denver Broncos have never won a Super Bowl while wearing Orange in franchise history. So for Super Bowl 50, they will wear white.

HAPPENING

FIXED

SPECIAL ON DENVER SW

#ALLIN
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>>65210502
Got OKC @2.5 and then got the Knicks @2.6

Guaranteed profit
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>>65210756
I'm enjoying this meme

>not pre-staking the most correctly priced league in the world...
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>>65210193
Got on the ML @1.5
Put a large down on just a win, will net me a medium return. I saw that the Kings are 2-9 in 2nd of b2b games and got pushed to double OT last game
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>>65210756

They will win either way because the NFL is rigged.

A Patriots-Broncos AFC championship game was an easy prediction.

>Manning's last run
>Heavy betting on Carolina

This is going to be a good game with a Broncos victory. I predict Goodell will have Cam Newton play really well but they will fuck up in the end(a kicker, RB/WR fumble) and all the blame will go on them and not Newton.
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>>65210749
Why would I want to do such a thing? Rebacking a South American team that just got a sendoff is one of life's simple pleasures
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zzzzzzzzzzzz
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What happened to Pac?
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>>65211278
>le bored Brit

Top 3 gimmick tbqh
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>>65211586
He's gone on a week long SHAGGING session
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Imagine not backing statistically one of the clutchest team in the league against one of the worst teams in the league. Imagine.
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Happy anniversary /bet/ :3
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>>65209807
The 76ers have been on the up lately while Phoenix have been tanking, betting on Phoenix was a dumb move.
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Been drowning my sorrows all week
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>>65213387
>>65213396
what's your bankroll, lid?
seriously hope it's five digits if you are sticking hundreds on horses
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>>65213347
What is this?
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>>65213412
I've won big and I've lost even bigger

Some of the oldies from /bet/ will remember when I won and lost 25k in a weekend. Almost offed meself, but the rush was worth it
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>>65213032
Dirk owes me a cheeky fiver
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>>65213413
JR Smith's (plays for the Cavaliers) text to some random bird
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>>65210973
BASED
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>>65213396
>>65213387
Stop.
Betting.
On.
Horses.
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>just want to make money through betting to live a happy and wealthy life, having university degree as plan B
>haven't even started betting yet
Do you make a lot monthly out of betting?
How do I do it?
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>>65214379
have intimate knowledge of what you are betting on. learn what value is and only make value bets. use correct bankroll management.

a few other things, but these are the main points.
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>>65214407
By value you mean like how Barcelona was 1.50 a few days ago, or even odds lower for safer matches like a team of 1.20 vs a team of odds over 5?
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Hey everyone, yesterday I didn't post any tips because I looked through all the games and I didn't find anything of value.
My first pick for tomorrow:
27th January: 5:30 PM GMT Eredivisie: AZ Alkmaar v Cambuur Leeuwarden: Over 2,5 Goals @ 1.50
Right now AZ Alkmaar is having 2,5 goals in 70% of their games and Cambuur has 77,8%.
Some other facts that made me realize this would be a good bet:
There have been over 2.5 goals scored in 17 of Cambuur's last 20 away games in Eredivisie.
AZ Alkmaar have seen over 2.5 goals in their last 4 home matches against Cambuur in all competitions.
There have been over 2.5 goals scored in 6 of AZ Alkmaar's last 7 home games in Eredivisie.
27th January: 3:00 AM GMT Copa Mexico: Cruz Azul v Venados: BTTS @ 2.10
The last game between these two ended with both teams scoring and lately both of these have been scoring and allowing goals so I believe we'll be seeing another BTTS.
Best of luck everyone! :)
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>>65214436
pretty much, sometimes overpriced stuff can be a lure though so be careful, after a while of watching sports you will get a gut feeling about upsets happening too.
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>>65214436
>>65214436
Value means that the probability of the outcome occurring is higher than the bookmaker's odds imply.
Value can be found at nearly any odds.

Regarding the Barcelona odds (I am not familiar with this fixture), were Barcelona a better than 2/3 chance of winning? How would you deduce this? If you used the available information (teamsheets, form, home/away, etc) do you think the bookmakers do not have this information also and have priced it accordingly?

Value typically lies outside mainstream leagues.
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Topkek which one of you is this?

http://m.telegraaf.nl/telesport/voetbal/willemii/article/25087454/p2-matchfixer-tilburg

Quick translation: A britbong was constantly on his laptop and phone during a football maych, he was also following a livestream of the same match on his laptop and apparently making bets and talking about match statistics on his phone. He was sent out of the stadium.
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>>65209287

>Bullying people on an anonymous message board
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>>65214582
Top lad.
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>>65214582
What's illegal here? How was he match fixing?
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>Everton o3.5 corners @1.72
CLUELESS
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According to reddit everton has been sold
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What combination of predictable outcomes should I accy together:

Djokovic to win AO
Serena to win AO
Panthers to win the Superb Owl
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>>65215020
Djok @ 1.57
Serena @ 1.33
Panthers @ 1.45
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>>65215020
>Panthers winning the Super Bowl
that Canadian anon would like a word with you.
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>>65215031
there has been enough drama with the Oscars and racism claims. The illuminati will have to appease some people by letting Cam Newton win the SB
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Juventus + PSG pays over evens
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>>65215054
Juve should be higher desu especially with no teams, PSG is basically guranteed
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>>65215074
is it the second leg or something? I'm pretty sure they played Toulouse at home last Tuesday too.
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>>65215106

>couple de france
>coupe de la ligue

Two separate cups, blud.
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>>65214582
We know for sure that Rossy Boy is in the Netherlands right now, just saying.
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>>65215272
If I gave you a world tip like Bucaspor DNB will you stop posting /pol/ stuff on the wrong board and finally leave your mother's basement?
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Panthers BTFO of the leafs 5-1..

Blackhawks I have no idea what the fuck they did to go 0 - 5 but they choked hard. I didnt watch the game but I saw they switched goalies after 0-3 in the first. Anyone know why the Hurricanes beat down the Blackhawks so bad?
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>>65215310
>my argument

These are my only two posts in the thread so far

>>65215278
>>65215284

Please have sex and find something better to do with your life at 7am.
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>Black people haven't won many Oscars, therefore the Carolina Panthers will definitely win the Superbowl
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>>65215322

>illuminerty changing the superbowl based on racism claims

Totally fine for /sp/.. not /x/ tier at all.

>The people who actually run Hollywood organized that race baiting, so it will have no impact on the superbowl

OMG GO BACK TO /pol/ YOU RACIST ANTISEMITE
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>>65215310
>>65215310

>le utterly clueless Canadian gimmick
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>>65213387
>>65213396
seek help
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>>65215331

>Le getting BTFO by your own country gimmick

>>65215326
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How does Canada produce so many great /bet/ characters?
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Fuck me, this Canadian is even worse than the Slovak gypsy. Dread to think how shit /bet/ would be if the Brits weren't around.
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>>65215335

You really are thick as fuck. I wasn't calling you clueless because of what you said, it was because of your inability to realise there is more than 1 Brit anon and genuinely thinking the other Brit anon was serious when talking about the SB being fixed. But as stated by someone else no one gives a fuck here about your Oscars drama to please take it /pol/ and never come back
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>>65215358
>le brits are inherently shrewd meme
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>Le /pol/ boogeyman
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>>65215363

>changing the goalposts this hard
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>>65215365
The only shrewd posters on here are Brits
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>>65215358
You lot are the worst of the thread.
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SUMS on over 6.5 in Southern-HK Rangers reserves
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>>65215377
Genuinely can't tell if you're just (You) whoring at this point or not

>>65215381

ebin meme m8 XD
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why is /bet/ so easy to bait? genuinely embarassed for you fellows
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Value gone in the Honk Kong game?
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>>65215414
365 has the line at 8.5 and mara at 10

SHAKING for 9 goals t b h
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>>65215414
On unders, Southern goalie has turned up now his bus was late.
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>>65215410
because of how depressed they all are because they've lost so much money
whilst telling eachother that they are up
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>>65215425
The line is o8 in Asia
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>>65215429
are you projecting anon? you can tell me, no need to be passive agressive like this
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>>65215438
i dont get it..

/bet/ is full of moody cunts
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why did people get so riled up about my illuminati joke? I must be the master ruseman...
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>>65209287

>Cyberbullying
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Daily reminder gambling is no longer profitable.
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1111111111111111

On to Sigma B -0.25 from 1-0
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>>65215501

Swerving on it, the only thing that keeps ringing in my head is "Their defense will pick the Broncos apart" or something, I dont know enough about this shit.. I bet on the chiefs and pats, Im not going 3/3 on shitty /bet/ tips for football, based on supposed jewish manipulation, however real or not that may be.. I just dont know enough and the record for predictions here has been shite.
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>>65215498
for you

/mug/
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Really though anyone know a good reason why the Blackhawks got BTFO by the hurricanes last night? They were rested up and everything... I think I missed something.
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>>65215580
>luck on ice
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taking wroclav SW, better team and much more dangerous in the first half, bench is dece too. not scared of them subbing in a 19yo keeper, banik can only rotate their current unexperienced one with a 18yo anyway
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>>65215609

Lol the blackhawks are the top of their division and have been good money recently, for them to get BTFO 5-0 there must be something I missed, they didnt score anything.. it must have been a control issue and the goalie choked or I dunno.

Panthers were the other half of my tip, they BTFO the leafs 5-1.. but the Blackhawks should have came through too, easily.
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Trembling in anticipation for the incoming penalties in the fix
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>>65215636
Are you even up overall? You seem to lose on everything I take, no offense
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>>65215609

Its like Arsenal or something getting BTFO by.. I dunno, Crystal Palace.
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>>65215547
Half loss.
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>>65215704
yes i am anon, probably just bad luck on your part, pretty sure the majority of my tips posted here win

>>65215721
that's a pretty good analogy, both events happen often enough to not be considered weird by anyone who knows luckpuck and arsenal
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reminder to report number spammers
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>>65215821
Such a dullard.
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>>65215821
>wah wah please only post what I want to see posted
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another fix

what a week to be alive
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>it actually ended with 9 goals
pmsl, thanks mara

>ostrava score as i start typing the post
thanks, gimmick
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>>65215857
wtb
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>>65215877
Grodig overs
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fuming so much, wroclav equalised when i had the re-back on the slip, just waiting for the description of the goal from the reports as i didn't have stream open
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>>65215889
Thanks Blogspot
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>>65215889
Okay.
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>>65215897
>>65215903
zzz making a tutorial on the filter function for you dullards
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>>65215883
o3 a safe bet?
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>>65215916
Or you could just not spam pointless off-topic blog posts every day
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>>65215925
it was entirely ON-topping
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>>65215923
>safe

It's a fix, moron. 2 more goals.
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>>65215932
So how much do you have on this """"""""fix"""""""" then lad?
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>>65215925
Just filter him you nonce but you won't incase you miss him spoon-feeding you
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>>65215932
Why aren't the "fixers" betting on o2.75 then?
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>>65215946
Yeah, I'm going to miss all of those clueless rball bets. Have sex and then go back to r/soccerbetting please, he's the muggiest poster on here.
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>>65215925
i could have also posted a single repeating digit which would have contriibuted to the thread much more but i was fuming too much, sorry

everyone blogs here, not everyone has an unique flag here, naturally that triggers people more because it doesn't get lost in the crowd
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h-hi /bet/

It's a bit tense in here desu
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>>65215966
fuck off aussie cunt
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>>65215963
I like your posts tbqh mate, just ignore the bellends
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>>65215943
>>65215955
I take it you slugs missed the massive drops on over 3.5 throughout the entire first half. Don't know why I bother spoonfeeding on here, too many clueless mugs.
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>>65215972
;_; ;_; ;_;
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>>65215977
Slurp
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>>65215966
i tell ya pardner, it's been a while since a train passed through this god-forsaken town
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>>65215983
Where abouts were these massive drops mate, doesn't seem to have been carried many places?
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>>65215983
>i wasn't monitoring the overs odds of an austrian friendly that wasn't on one of the tabs i had open

why must i be such a clueless mug :(
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>>65216003
Pmsl
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>>65216005
>>65216003
Why are you out of school this early?
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>>65216010
What's funny about asking a genuine question?
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Steam Ahead 14:35 is one of the biggest market moves I have ever seen
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********IMPORTANT QUESTION********
http://strawpoll.me/6653898
http://strawpoll.me/6653898
http://strawpoll.me/6653898
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>>65216044
I'm responsible for 3 of those
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>>65216057
>>65216066
THIS is the worst gimmick of all
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any of you fags betting on handball?
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>>65216072
>not being a thread architect
construction workers SEETHING
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>>65216066
>stealing my gimmicks

>>65216072
It's not a gimmick
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>>65216075

Yup.
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>>65216072
Not a gimmick lid, I'm king of content creation.
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>>65216044

You forgot the Clueless Canadian.
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********IMPORTANT QUESTION UPDATE********

Have sex please the early leader. The winner will be /bet/s official catch phrase.
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>mumbai FC -2 at 2-0 is 5

am i missing something here?
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>PAOK
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>>65216085

I've got Macedonia, Swedfags, France and Spain, still not sure about Poland vs Croatia and Germany vs Dennmark, what do you think?
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>>65216098
a few brain cells you utter mong
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>>65216098
Beng are by far the best team in the league
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>>65216101

Like basketball I only do inplay bets on handball.
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>>65216112

tell me what are the odds for Dennmark in your country, what do they say in media, like you most def gonna win, what do players say etc., how's their pedigree?
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>le fix is in
Oh wait, no it isn't because it wasn't a fix.
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I take it you slugs missed the massive drops on over 3.5 throughout the entire first half. Don't know why I bother spoonfeeding on here, too many clueless mugs.
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>>65216135
>>65216141
Pmsl imagine being this mad because you lost your fiver, no accy for you this weekend! Tears!
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>>65216148
I was only on o3 so nothing lost but drop the attitude sunshine.
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>>65216148
>implying i was on
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>>65216158
Convenient, at least Mummy gets her fiver back!
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>>65216122

Will look into it later, cba atm
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>>65216176
Why are you so obsessed with fivers?
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********BREAKING********

TEARS has snuck into first.
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>>65216211
>mentioned fivers twice
>obsessed

Begging you to copulate.
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>>65216228
nobody gives a shit you fucken drongo cunt
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pmsl
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>>65215780
>>65215636
another loss hmmmmmmmmmm
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>>65216253
He'll still claim he's up despite not having a spreadsheet to track profits
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Would someone mind explaining to me the turnover requirement for bet365 new customers? haven't a clue(less mug)
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>>65216266
If he spent 10% of the time he spent blogging documenting his betting he would have a world spreadsheet and would be able to tell you his roi on certain leagues/bet types and so on.
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>>65216277
little to none excluding free-bets
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>>65214582
kek i knew someone would post this here
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>>65216277
You're better off just going over the terms and conditions than getting someone here to explain it

>>65216286
Another pointless clueless trip
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anyone else on the PSG/PSV/Barca/Juve or just the reddit slugs
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>>65216373
Not sure desu i'll have to see if twitter agrees
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>>65216094

>tfw I actually created "Please have sex"
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Off to the hairdressers. Taking a pic of Calijah to show how I want my hair. Sick cut desu. Great for shagging teens.
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>>65216523
V true desu
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>>65216523
Calijah is a right handsome bloke so you're going to look the bollocks
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pmsl at how Lux totally disregards any goal scored if it goes against his bet
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>>65216533
Is he single?
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>>65216554
Noticed this too.
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>>65216573
He has a girlfriend who he took back after she cheated on him
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>>65216586
Well done.
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>>65216660
pmsl
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Large staking Al Budaiya +0.5.
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>>65216715
Impersonator
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>>65216554
Tel him that and not us ffs
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Signing up for PGA lads.
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>>65216044
>seething slugs all the way down at 4th
Genuinely concerned
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Panathinaikos & Cosenza one goal each pls & thank you.
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Djok + Serena to win AO @ 2.15
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To take trabzonspor or not to take
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pls Panathinaikos.
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Jamboree surreal
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>>65216932
>asking this now instead of getting on DC when it was available

worm
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>>65216971
still available on bubblegums
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>>65216932
>This dillydallyer
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>>65216978
At terrible odds
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>>65216715
Hup.
>>65216733
Pipe down chief.
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wt u doin u little rats
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>>65216952
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So much on Trabzonspor
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>>65217116
Take dnb?
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>>65217116
why?
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>>65217137
Teamsheets
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>>65217137
literally teamsheets lid
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>>65217148
Trabz teamsheet is pretty pony though
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>>65217084
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>>65217154
Yeah but Gaz teamsheet even ponier imo
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Three month's rent on Trabzonspor +0.25 and +0.5, will be adding another month or two with a good start
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Trabz gettin battered desu lids
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>>65217178
Are you even watching? Should be 1-0 up you silly sausage.
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>>65217187
he was talking about the odds you whiny wiener
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>>65217187
Yeah, Trabz players cannot hack the snow. Fucking goalkeeper was building a SNOWMAN just then, lucky their shot went off target. Manager not bothered either, keeps CHUCKING snowballs at the right back, pretty concerned desu.
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>>65217199
No I wasn't gypsy.
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>>65217215
please just have sex already, i'm slowly starting to feel empathy for you
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>>65217249
>spends all day betting on coloured pixels and blogging about it to a disinterested audience
>tells someone else to have sex

Tears! Please step outside your caravan for once.
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>>65217249
Well last night I was about to have sex, then I checked something on my phone and then she wasn't interested so I missed the sex.
>>65215889
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>>65217271
>>65217266
i too enjoyed your seething more when it was after my winning bets lads, better start posting winners, your performance is really taking a dip. i know you're begging to be spoonfed another one since i'm not on your filter list :-)
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>>65217314
Just stop responding. They only keep baiting you because they get a response.
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ffs
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Euan has LARGE staked Gaziantepspor on tipstertube
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AZ fixed for overs. Keeper literally diving out the way
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>>65217414
>lying
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Trabzonspor smacking
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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down thousands
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>>65217414
so so shrewd
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gambling just isn't profitable anymore
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>>65217538
>Not trading
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>>65217538
>he didnt lay the draw
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>betting on stuff you have no idea about

get a job maybe?
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Shut down Wireless, shut down Twitter
Shoutout Deepee, shoutout Flipper
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>>65217583
BASE
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>>65217419
hup hup
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TIPSTER TUBE TIPSTER TUBE
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>>65217605
Janssen is just too good, keeper doesn't even have to fix it

Literally getting his 2nd hattrick in four days
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Need a Trabz goal or else I can't pay me rent
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http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jan/27/queen-park-appeal-mascot-harry-the-hoopo-head?CMP=share_btn_tw

Know the feeling
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>>65217777
Know the feeling of that check
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>>65217737
>Tipping on tube and not here
This place sure is dying
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>janitor deleting my /bet/ related post
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>tfw my hair is going the same way as caan berry's

Some good words from him here re trading and unmatched money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfsBZC_j5yM
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>>65217897
zzz
Trading is for dullards
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>>65217856
Was about to post m8. Probably not gonna use TT at all

ADO DNB is your official >Dutch tip of the day
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>>65217910
Yeah ok pal. It's a sustainable way of profiting long term with little risk.
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>>65217940
Post p/l
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Is J west about?

Got a question.
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>>65217967
Too busy shaggin
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down a fucking spastic cunt
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>>65217911

disregard this, official dutchtip is mens volleybal team Dynamo to win vs Orion @ 5

live in 30 bings, tenner max @ marathon
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Doubling up my Trabzonspor losses on Antalyaspor +0.25
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Pmsl at rball babbies offering up this gift of Heist SW, football isn't played on pixels lmao
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Which are the more +ev pet: dogs or cats?
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>>65218245
Why is Fenerbache priced so high?
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>>65218312
TEAMSHEETS LID
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>>65218330
I don't get this meme
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>>65218245
Aftertiming zzz
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>>65218355
It isn't a meme you thick cunt
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A D O
D
O
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>>65218376
zzzzzzzzz aftertiming what? not my fault you're too much of a slug to check the teamsheets yourself
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M I K E
H A V E N A A R
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>>65218434
Mikes having a what?
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what an absolute blooter from cambuur, already had my jacket on ready for a stroll
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>>65218007

reasoning? looks like they're going toe to toe
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>>65218425
+0.25 price has gone, no point telling us now
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>>65218512
Be more alert in future
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Wtfb la
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>>65218469
He's having himself a goal ;)
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>>65218551
Almost everybody in here to continue being really angry for the rest of today for no good reason at 1.01
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>>65218534
I work 70 hours a week mate, I don't have the time to check teamsheets I appreciate your tips but it was impossible to take +0.25
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>>65218570
On De Graafschap DC desu so I hope you just had FGS or something
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>>65218434
>>65218469
>Mike Havenaar
>Japanese
Seems like Mike's having a giggle
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>tfw been trolling all of pga for the past month
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>>65218580
You work 10 hour days every day?

WEW LAD
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Antalyaspor is a special

Fenerbahce are throwing the match
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Cletic ava @ 2.38 740 Kempton
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>>65218697
listen mate he works 10 hours a day you should be sucking his dick
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>>65214542
What are non mainstream leagues to keep an eye on? Turkish?
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>>65218889
info?
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>>65218942

Its been tipped heavily by a horse tipster who is 8/9 NAPS
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need a flatanon tip otherwise this will truly be dacuary
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>>65218966
So he's due for a loss?
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>>65218991
A winning one
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>>65218596
I'm on ADO DNB, enjoy losing your money

>>65218640
Born in Japan to Dutch parents, his father played football there as well.
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>>65218889

Winner.
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>>65219048
after timing luxton wannabe
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>>65219114
?

Posted it here >>65217911 you slug
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>>65218290
down
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Sam Deakin @British_Sooner
@basiharpreet has a 83% Hit rate for January = Profit with level stakes stands at 18.56 points! Using our system, would be 51 points! Money

Surreal
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>>65219279
BOOOOOOOOOOM
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>Sweating Everton corners
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Hup
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>>65219203
PMSL
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>juventus almost at evens
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ADO pls hold
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>>65219203
33333333333333
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>>65219429
pls
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was antalyaspor a ruse
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>>65219751
I got a little on Graafschap SW too but I'm ok with just my DC if it means you don't get btfo
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Saw a chap at the Gym who looked exactly like Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad. Wasn't impressed when I asked him for some Crystal Meth.
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>>65219778
dac
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ffs Uni
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>>65220024
>He's not out on social night
lad
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Can someone explain the difference between round robins and parlays? Say you have 4 bets on 4 teams, I guess it does the first parlay and then puts the winnings into the second if it is successful or something? I dont get where all this extra reward to risk is coming from
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>>65220093

Or it takes the 4 teams A B C and D and does a parlay on A and B and then one on B and C and one on C and D etc
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>>65219927
Pretty sure sw reached 20.0 at one point, could've been uac with a reback
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Requesting Everton corners
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KING KURT
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>>65220183
What did he tip?
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HAHA GOT ON KEFLAVIK AS SOON AS THE PENALTY/RED CARD WAS GIVEN, BUT ONLY WITH £10 INSTEAD OF £100 BY MISTAKE

PMSL THIS WILL BE MY FIRST WIN IN DAYS AND I ONLY STAND TO MAKE 9 QUID FROM IT
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what do 3-way handicaps even mean? Are they useful?
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>>65220275
>£100
pmsl
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>>65218697

Not him but i work 10 hour days, 5 days per week and also live over 2 hours from my place of work.

> tfw my life
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Barca gonna rape soon
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>>65220319
Only where there is a massive misprice to allow you to get more on.
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>>65220353
Trip on Jenny
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mackers so lucky
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More corners pls Everton
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>>65220024
De Graafschap just trying more, ADO clearly bothered with the Chinese not paying them

>>65220108
Yeah thought about getting out of my DNB but unfortunately didn't
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Bilbao o1.5 is a steal senpaitachi
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>>65220582
is he on the + or what? I'm on the - pretty big
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>>65220677
tipped +0.75 yesterday.
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>>65217967
hi
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>>65220725
why

looks tez but I probably don't know as much about either team as him
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>>65220582
>tfw got out of +
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>>65220728
What's the bet in UAC tipping group right now?
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>>65220753
- is the bet if any. he was expecting porto to be wearker and fer to be stronger.
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>>65220728
Just wondering, why is the Pound so weak against the Dollar atm? At least a 10 year low and probably more as far as I can tell.
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Pls!!
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>>65220813
Corinthians (W) 0ah was tipped from HT 2/10
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>>65220844
not him but I havent been watching the game, is it "A" bet or "THE" bet
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>>65221019
It's not really a bet.
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>>65220874
Blame the central banks
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>>65221010
Convenient, got a screenshot?
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>>65221115
Do you see a recovery any time soon?
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>>65221150
>she wasn't on
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Pmsl at this suit

Rossy boy has got a rival.
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>>65221222
who that
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>Everton
When will i learn
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Waiting for someone to claim Man City's bananas are a reflection of 'new' football fans, which would show them up as one.
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SURELY porto are worth a nibble
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> Despite the wind and endless corners, it looks like Forfar arent going to do it. Shame but should be plenty of bets tomorrow

where are there bets at Euan?
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>>65221222
Those shoes are even worse
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>>65221366
Such a bizarre tweet this one Goff. Almost as if you want to get one over someone who doesn't exist, pal.
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>>65221150
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>>65221435
BT sounding like le capitalisation gimmick man here
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>>65221435
Pen because the pitch is SUCH a state
>missed
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>>65221435
BT surreal
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222222
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>>65221435
How much is it to get into the group?
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Barcelona on the DNB?
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EUAN
GIVE US A TIP
EUAN EUAN
GIVE US A TIP
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100% certain that Euan will tip Legirus tomorrow in the Finland Cup so get your grubby fivers on now @3.3 to piss the mop headed little fud right off, this is a genuinely great bet
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>>65221754
Yeah it's a bet
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>>65221754
reasoning?
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>>65221754
on LLLLLLLLLLLARGE
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>>65221754
why?
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Holla holla
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>>65221754
just maxbet this on 365, got 11 quid on kek
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>>65221942
Enjoy your tenner
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Porto so shit
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>>65221990
crying tbqh
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s h a k i n g
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>>65221942
What's the point? Would feel ill winning so little on a 20/1
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>>65221716
Got on @evens, Barca hungry for another.
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Mentally preparing myself for all the Brit tears on a psuedoEuan tip
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>>65222111

Euan hasn't tipped anything. Probably /bet/ mafia looking for a better line
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FIERENSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>65222135
hence the psuedo part

it was basically "well Euan hasn't tipped this, but I promise he will"!
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MACKERS
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>>65222136
Wanna die
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Mackers so so jammy
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>>65221754
Looks a good bet tbf.
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>>65221942
BIGBOY
I
G
B
O
Y


get a nice holiday booked with the winnings lid
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>>65222232
That shit blob of a tattoo sums the man up perfectly.
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>>65222232
this picture makes me feel so ill
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>>65222232
Is that a lizard tattoo?
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thank fuck only 4 more days of DACuary

need febrUACry like AIR
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>>65221754
Confirming this is world
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>>65222323
This desu
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>>65221806
>>65221920
Legirus are a mostly Russian team with players who played for some decent teams but they never choose to take promotion so traders priced it up based on leagues only, happened last year too and should probably be in the archive
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>>65221754
The more I look into this, the more I can't understand the prices desu
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>>65221754
Would have them odds on. Should be on a -0.75 desu pmsl
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>>65222402
Also, Legirus played against a better kolmonen team last season in the cup (SC Kufu.. Who ended up winning their division) and were arguably the better team. Only to be knocked out on penalties. Price is certainly out here
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Hope you guys are right. went LARGE on dnb
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Bet mafia trying to bump up price just like they said Trabz were a bet zzzz
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>>65222281
yep

its a fake lizard tattoo
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/bet/ mafia member here. unreal price.
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finally on a three figure roll lads who else /halfcoke/ here?
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Another day, another bet that isn't on bovada
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Only averaging £7.28/day this year zzz
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>>65222715
>he doesn't bet exclusively on American sports
Tiger pls
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Who /mademan/ here?
Laying Legirus as the slugs bump up the price
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>>65222811
Went LARGE on DNB
feet are tingling
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>>65222811
mmhm
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>>65222811
>bump the price

/bet/ has not and will not move that line
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>>65223046
The 365 mole can move it
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>>65223035
give us the info lid
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>>65223046
p m s l
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>>65223046
>he wasn't on the fix that made everyone here 6 figures
TEARS
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>>65223035
P R O X Y
R
O
X
Y
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>>65223159
I know you're just trying to troll but if it was a fix then by definition /bet/ would not be the only ones on. Please try to make sense with your trolling.
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>>65223068
>>65223209
they're right, legirus should win this one. but don't ask me, i just started betting this month.
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>>65223304
TOPPING UP
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>>65223304
on SPECIAL
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CANNOT FEEL MY BIG TOE LADS.
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Got £200 on the DC desu
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>>65223416
Got a medium/large on DNB atm. Resisting the urge to top up though.
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What's the info?
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Can someone confirm this is actually a bet?
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>>65223716
Yes, it is actually a bet.
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>>65223716
I'm too lazy to research so just stuck a smedium on it and will live with it if it loses, odds good enough that its a nice return if it comes in without putting too much at risk.
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>>65223511
>>65223716
Wah wah go go gaa gaa
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James Mckeown
5 mins ·
Tipster

Nicaragua +0.5 asian (Double chance) at home to Honduras - 1AM k/o UK time (1hour 30 from now) - Medium @ 1.92
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>>65223764
mackers absolutely LOVING a prestake atm isnt he
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Serena to win 2-0 and most aces @ 1.72 (special offer at Betway)

Should I blow my nut on this?
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Mackers clueless
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>>65223864
?
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>>65223764
line completely gone
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>>65223764
Mans insane, was looking at this earlier and looked completely correctly priced. Admittedly I assume starting teams have been announced by now maybe and that might be what he is basing it on but Honduras should win the majority of the time. Having pushed Honduras out to 2.25 that is definitely a bet now imo, easily give them a better than 50% chance of winning so 2.25 is insane.
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>>65223764
I'm guessing this lad hasn't recovered to play again yet
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>>65223938
http://pastebin.com/1xWzKy4G

cba screenshotting too long
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>>65223938
Wts he doin the little rat
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>>65223961
lmao when was this

did Mackers do a writeup?
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heads gone, sickening sums on Serena 2-0 and most aces
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>>65223975
Bizarre that it's not a bet below 1.8 after that writeup when he's tipping 1.9.
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>>65223988
Only a couple of months back. Haven't even looked but no way that guy is playing again yet.
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>>65224030
o2.5 @2.37 might be a bet
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pmsl
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>>65224168
?
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UAC Tipping Group small on -0.25 after this price movement.
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Absolute sums on DC, going to dream loads of different scenarios and wake up early covered in sweat
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Honduras now at 2.4, smacking

Mackers tip seems very valid but the line's gone way too far now
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>>65224585
Same, going to enjoy taking PGA's money pmsl
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MACKERS
>>
Mackers surreal
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Return of the Mack?
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Got my Calijah haircut sorted, been out all night. Got two girls numbers and lots of stares.
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>>65225367
I love brits.
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>>65225432

...is a sentence never used by anyone ever in /bet/ apart from maybe the Brits themselves
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>>65225569

Brits are the heart and soul of /bet/, the entire culture of /bet/ is based on Brits and Brit memes.
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>>65225367
What is the calijah haircut
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>>65225844

It's Calijah's haircut. See the OP or other pics.
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>>65225628

Doesn't mean we are liked
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I can feel the sweet sweet tears coming
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Where's the fun in form? When you know, you know, you know?
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If Legirus doesn't win today I might as well perma /heem/ myself. After a serie of impressive wins lost a half of my roll yesterday and I'm on SW more than I've ever been on anything.
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>>65226124

Wew lid you would've been better waiting for the AH price to go up if you were going chase that hard
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posting this because i dont know remember what it is and it has a bet related filename
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ERA
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>>65226176

3.30 is enough for me to come back with a stake large enough. i'm kinda afraid bookies will catch on and move the line
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>DACKERS
>>
TEARS
>>
Absolute SCENES
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Honduras 0.0 hup
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>£25 a month
>>
333333
3
3
3
3
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>>65224605
Cheers lads 3333333
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>>65226304

Why do you even trip?
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>UAC laying Mackers
Never in doubt desu
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>>65226333
to irritate slugs like you
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need Serena aces like AIR
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forgot to tip today but match was suspended due to a fistfight so w/e
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********IMPORTANT QUESTION UPDATE********

Lads, we have a tie between TEARS and Have sex please as official /bet/ slogan. We need a few more votes to decide on out slogan.

http://strawpoll.me/6653898/
http://strawpoll.me/6653898/
http://strawpoll.me/6653898/
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betting on djoker to hedge against my heart ;__;
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A C E
C
E
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>>65226602
>5 options

And they're not even the best ones.
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pls Serena need you to win it in straight sets
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>>65227075
/freemoney/ lives on
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Absolute sums
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>>65227340
got 1.72 on Serena to win 2-0 and have the most aces

VALUE
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>>65227430
now to bankroll djoker today, then serena tomorrow
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>>65227458
put both of them to win AO in an accy today @ 2.15
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sleep tight /bet/, got to go to uni in 5 hours and hang around fellow penny punters
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NBA?

More like UAC
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>>65228691
more like DAC, had £100 on GSW -9.5 at HT and Klay goes for a deep 3 with time still on the clock ffs
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>>65228765
That's not a very good bet. I stay away from any spread larger than 3.5

Got on Clippers ML @2.8 earlier
On 3Q Warriors ML @2.5 now
Trailblazers @1.5 LARGE yesterday

Cannot stop winning
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>>65228975
Spread is simply because it is relatively easy to predict who wins, margins are a different story though
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ezzzzyyy money lads
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>>65228975
It seemed like a good bet when I made it after learning Dirk wasn't playing
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>>65227430
>>65227458
>>65227502
>not being on them @5.1
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Is Joker really that much better than Federer?
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So Djoker and Serena parlay is free money?
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>>65230014
no.

Serena is free money.

not sold on Djokovic; he's been playing fairly poorly (by his standards) the last couple.
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>>65229884
pretty impressive desu, although nearly 2 weeks of wait time even while doing at the last minute to a chance to quadruple your money is still long
>>65229964
joker is still solid in my lists, it's been a long time since he's lost a match in a grand slam
he was down 2 sets vs anderson but still won the match (and eventually wimbledon)
>inb4 m-muh stoppage changes momentum
it wouldn't be surprising if he loses a set (his wins vs federer have been 3-1 most of the time recently)
if he stops trying drop shots like in the simon match, he should be pretty good
didn't watch the >nishikori match but score line looks good
also, i've never EVER bet on fedelel after pic related and ramos-vinolas
(he lost 4-6 4-6 to raonic)
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>>65230159
>betting against raongoat
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>>65230159
The scoreline in the Djoker v Nishi match isn't very reflective of Djoker being the dominating player. Nishi was terrible rather than Djoker very good. I still expect him to roll Fed, especially as every time Fed has a quality match (which he did against Berdych), Federror turns up in the next match. In which case, I would favour Djoker's B game over Fed's.
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>>65230203
saw the slip when you posted it originally, congratulations on the win
I actually liked his current form at the tournament and posted about laying fedelele but >m-muh fedgoat free money
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>>65230324
desu im actually thinking federer can take a win today not sure on the stats but i dont think hes barely faced a break point compared to djoko

might lay 500 on fed if it get above $4
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>>65230306
makes sense, thanks for keeping me up to date
I was following the tennis thread while it was on with similar posts but couldn't be bothered spending my mobile data on a match I didn't have any money on
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>>65230203

You got balls. I never would bet that much on Raonic to win against Wawrinka. What did you do with the money?
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>>65230374
I literally watch all tennis tournaments so i knew raonic was in form plus the night before i saw warinka at crown at like 11.30pm so i thought he would be a bit tired by the time he got on court
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>>65230407
The way the tournament has been panning out and the current form of the final 4, I don't see why Raonic couldn't win it all. Serving big, ground strokes have added depth and speed on them, and he's moving a lot better. Adding Moya to his coaching staff has been an excellent move.

Murray has the pregnancy and his father in law at the back of his mind. Playing well, but he's not 100% "there" if you get what I mean.

Djoker is still Djoker. His tournament to lose and he won't lose it off his racquet.

Then you have Fed who is still competing well, but needs all the chips to fall the right way for him to win this tournament.
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>first big win in days is laying Mackers

I need to do this more often honestly, that line was ridiculous
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>>65231244
>be DAC in January
>only had a medium on Honduras -0.25

let me die already
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>>65231343
I went large, fell asleep, and was certain that I was going to lose since actual Mackers tips have a pretty good hit rate]

good start to the day desu
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Djoker UNREAL

Went with my gut and doubled him with Serena @1.6

Free money
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scared to put 5k on serena t b h, we all know what happened to the other guy who put 4 figures on her
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>>65231563
didnt he put a massive hedge bet in just before the game ended
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>>65231563
I would put 3/5k and wait for the hedge, but I really don't think kerber stands a chance.
>starts 3-0
>ends up 3-4 somehow
>expect to beat gorilla
>1-5 h2h record
although you would get around ~800 from prestaking 5k, i honestly don't think she'll lose this one since there's no pressure of the final slam of a calendar slam
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>>65231635
that's what i was thinking, watched kerber today an there's just no way she could win playing like that especially with her piss weak 2nd serve
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>>65231626
no, he got btfo real hard without hedging he said that before he made started using /freemoney/ name
then he didn't learn and bet on fedelel
>>65231678
>djoker breaks again
\o/
will bankroll serena and djoker again tomorrow, small on murray and raonic to win a set
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>>65231563

Serena will literally win 6-2 6-3

Free money if ever there was
>>
already SHAKING for Legirus
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Jesus, this is a beatdown and I hardly understand tennis. Cheers to the anon who convinced me on Djokovic.
>>
SHAKING, SURREAL TEAMSHEETS
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>>65231824
Me too. Never watched a match but this seems too good to be true.
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>>65231769
going to be gobbled up by the bet mafia, lid ;-)

only spouted here to hold up the price for TuPS.
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>>65231834
for who
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>>65231912
Rizespor, got four month's rent on this one but price has been smashed
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>>65231955
what did you get on @
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Post count over 500.
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Any set to be won 6-0 @13? Will Roger just lay down?
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>>65231986
-0.75 but -1 doesn't lose, Mersin with youth and reserves and just 3 subs
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>>65232039
don't think so, djokovic probably toss him a bone to get him a game at least from pity
wouldn't be surprised to see him break him multiple times early, lose serve on purpose only to win 6-4
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>>65232206
>game 1 set 1
>women's tennis
absolute madman
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>>65232206
>betting on single game markets in women's tennis
addict.
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No way Djoker loses the whole set right? 3rd set ML is tipping right around 2 at times
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I've tried about 6 times in a row to put my bank on Federer when Djokovic is one short of the win and the odds are @13 but fucking hell it's ALWAYS suspended the second I hit it.
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>>65232405
not worth risking imo, just let it slide
most djokovic vs federer ends in 3-1
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>>65232460
Yeah, I got the sense that I was betting on garbage time and backed out.
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Can someone tell me the song that starts at 2:10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-6NEfAoNVs
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Sydney FC @ $2.20
Sydney FC v Brisbane <2.5 goals @ $1.91
Perth Glory @ $3.35
Adelaide v Newcastle <2.5 goals @ $2.47

Guaranteed money
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>>65232549
cool song desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc8XTQSy-G8
alternatively zombie nation kernkraft 400
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>>65232610
based

Thanks merica.
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>>65232629
What is this jibberish!
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>>65232652
Rizespor scored

I'm small on Tepecikspor as well btw
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>>65232701
I know zero on the game so the rball is all i have to go on and it doesn't look to enticing so i'll stay away. Nevertheless, i hope it comes through for you.
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Taborsko to be honest family.
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>>65232594
My first time following Australian soccer tips.

I look forward to the lessons I'll learn
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>>65232757
>unders
>ayy-league
happens only once every 10 matches desu
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>>65232757
the only bet i'd recommend is sydney fc unders
the others are lotto shite
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T e p e c i k s p o r

>>65232738
Rball was turned off until 15 mins in for some reason, think the guy was late. Mostly a teamsheet bet just like Rizespor
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>>65232757
I would ignore those tips, they are shite 2bh.
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>>65232701
>tfw got on the wrong Rizespor
ffs

I'm keeping the bet anyway desu
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