RIP David Bowie edition
>stop badly moderating /bet/, please, janitor sub-edition
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Good luck on the next leg of your journey, a lad insane.
Imagine being such an autistic little slug that you've got to shitpost your PGA adventures on /bet/. Just imagine.
On another note who else super comfy on this monday?
>Having no friends
>Thought Euan was just shit posting that Bowie has died
>He actually is
Goodnight sweet prince.
le share every minute of his life blogging on /bet/ man because he has no friends telling me i have no friends pmsl
messaging mackers as we speak telling him you post tips on here haha
>Tell Anon he has no friends to trigger him
>He gets trigged
pmsl you're so predictable.
The benefit of having few, but well trusted friends is getting 8 fully certified skrills. Couldn't be more comfier.
Turns out my roommate is actually a he and not a she. Lad is from Groningen and said he would feed me lower Dutch division tips
>MUH ELITE BETFAIR TRADER
>MUH PETER WEBB
Alright guys. Through inheritance, investing and some other means, I have been able to acquire a nice amount of cash. I'd like to invest the equivalent of twenty thousand dollars into several bets. Any tips?
No point asking here if you want to stake 20k on football you can watch. May I recommend /r/soccerbetting? Or just pick a random game and lump on. You will lose it all eventually. If you fancy signing up to a bespoke bookie, I can recommend a good one.
I figured I would ask here, since I prefer 4chan over reddit and you guys always have funny shit going on. I'm not really looking for certain wins, I was more or less interested in some cool "meme" matches like Brazil - Germany was during the world cup. This way, I could watch some cool shit with my blokes that I would otherwise miss.
If I wanted to win, I would just bet on the Panthers. :^)
>dressed up as Aleister Crawley, put pentagrams made of cocaine all over his home and just released an album where he sings about how "beautiful" the black star is while chanting throughout the song
But yeah just keep thinking he was a good boy. He dindu nuffin but rock n roll.
Because I can? It's not like I can't afford it and who knows, perhaps I could score even more by betting on an underdog in some australian women's ass-licking competittion.
but I always heard that only the people who don't know anything about the sport win.
Eh, ok, I'll write it down as a possibility. It's still a kinda boring bet tho :(
> I could score even more by betting on an underdog in some australian women's ass-licking competittion
If you are looking to throw huge sums on silly games you can watch, there will be some later in the year but nothing much now. It is also hard to get 20k on them
Okay, I don't really know anything about betting but will keep that in mind. Can you spare the details about some of the games, so I can prepare in advance for them? The sport doesn't matter to me, it has to be cool tho.
I've been betting randomly on the Panthers since Jágr started playing with them, but I'm kinda getting bored with that. I guess I'll throw some mo tho, thanks mate
Ok, I'll listen to everybody then!
thing is it's hard to find good bets that are actually televised and fun to watch, since there is no value in anything remotely mainstream. If you want to have any sort of success do what Euan says and wait for televised women's friendlies etc
fuck off britcuck, Jágr rules
got it. I guess I gotta wait for the championships then, seems like now is the sort of dead season (which is why I posted here in the first place, the Czech football season has a winter break).
Imagine not being on Antalyaspor SW, imagine actually thinking that this decent lineup should be priced on a SW vs a 3rd tier side with barely any 3rd tier+ xp before this season, imagine not taking account that pretty much every side Tuzlaspor has played so far has fielded extremely weak teams.
not gonna pretend I got any tips (I'm always betting on my hometown team anyways), but in the third hockey league there was a funny incident.
one guy playing there works as a masseur in the extraliga team. this guy got pissed during a match and hit a referee with a stick, crushing his aorta and dealing a heavy concussion to the guy.
>Plus most things you post lose.
Feel free to post everything I've tipped since you seem to think you know me so well. The info is solid, I've told you to go check lineups but you're clearly too much of a slug to find them. Tips and info posted here should always be double checked before staking.
Ok guys, I'm leaving, thanks for the pleasant conversation.
Just so I can add a bit, 13.2. Teplice - Příbram; bet on Teplice. We got new, very solid players and I got insider info that we should win.
Good luck, have fun. :)
So I have noticed there is a bit too much 'lad culture' seeping into /bet/.
Within the last month or so a few new posters have changed the dynamic slightly and it unsettles me.
It is not so much what we talk about but the way you talk and respond to posts. We like our community how it is. Euan is a lad but he is also one of us and knows how to integrate with our community.
So if you are a brit anon and have non-ironically been called a 'lad' or believe you are a 'bit of a lad' and have only started posting here within the last month, I ask you kindly to please leave /bet/ alone.
bookies have been quite clueless with big strong american sports lately, Vikings were on like +2.5, Bengals were on +3.5, Packers on +9.5, Utah Jazz were on like -1.5 or 2.5 against the Lakers, New Orleans Pelicans were +10 against the Clippers etc
All the social-shrewdies have moved on with their thousands having weekly boat parties with the hottest models and their best mates.
We're now left with the bitter antisocial-shrewdies who hate everything that you like.
Only decent lad left on /bet/ is Unibwin, although I've heard rumors of him hospitalizing this Syrian tranny last week. ;^)
If you'd checked in Christmas Day, you'd know that /bet/ is populated almost entirely of children who still receive Christmas presents.
I can only assume they wager their allowance money, or whatever they've pilfered from mommy's purse.
Remember when we learnt together, shared bets and helped each other. I understand why trips have left and why some people don't like sharing tips but there's no need for some of this aggro. Even when that Turkish cup game was tipped people just replied with hostility.
Should have offered to pay for her sexual reassignment surgery with your winnings you close minded bigot.
Rather not get bombed tbqh. Going to Rio though.
Personally feel /bet/ has improved quite a lot from the depths it was in around spring. There are still a plenty of dullards around, but it's nowhere near as bad as last year around this time. Think you would need a bigger influx of new members like Uruguay/Slovakia/That Canadian for it to reach prime /bet/ levels again.
I understand why this bloke would want to expose people like 'footballacca' who are clearly mugging people off. But he seems to be a complete and utter freak that thinks anyone that would ever consider changing is a 'fraud' would love to see him 'investigate' mackers or lux.
April 2014 and earlier was GOAT tier comfy /bet/ but it was still decent up until not too long before WC.
USVI night and a couple of other times saw a lot of terrible shitposting but it was ok rest of the time
With american college football ending my sheet tells me I am completely lacking a sport to make profit on. Does anyone here bet european basketball? I've been eyeing some of the leagues. Are the summer soccer friendlies available for burgers?
Florida Panthers ML
Loungo back in Vancouver and he's going to want to style all over them, and he will. Last time they played in Vancouver was this time last year and the panthers won 3-1. The panthers have gotten better and the Canucks have gotten worse since.
Take the unders if youre feeling bold
> tfw placed a bet on Argentinian super rugby franchise 3 months ago
> Odds were 100/1 when I placed the bet
> Now been cut down to 12/1
SkyBet aren't happy lads. Lots of e-mails about how my account might be suspicious and it's now not eligible for any offers.
Did anybody ever find out the Arellano vs Lyceum score from last month?
I know a bunch of sites say it was cancelled but they say that about San Beda vs Benilde too and we know that got played and was 0-0.
Paying for a femdom argie escort if it wins tbbh
>tfw can't possibly afford drinking more than one or two beers at a pub a week
Great tune btw
Would drink with you if this place wasn't so goddamn expensive
>Never watched American football. Looking to bet tonight. Alabama vs Clemson. Tips pls lads.
Any value lies on in play. Alabama will probably win. Clemson night be better than a +7 line. Prestaking football games this well priced is a fools errand
I did trawl through their reports and found nothing posted for that game day however I just looked at the report for the following set of fixtures http://www.manilatimes.net/blazers-chiefs-clip-foes-in-ncaa-football/235123/ and they mention that Arellano won all their games.
Also saw a photo which has been deleted from instagram now but I've managed to find in the archives because I think I or someone else posted it when bookies fucked up not realising the matches had already been played which suggests Arellano won 2-1
Large staking Nepal dnb tomorrow morning, last time they played the Sri Lankans got so lucky look at the goal ffs
>all this projecting
Because the entire Filipino college football tournament has been unreal value so far. Latest set of fixtures will probably be harder to get good value on as its the playoffs and the teams are much more even in ability but the bookies have fucked up on this pretty hard before now so not unreasonable to think they will again especially since both semis are the games they thought were cancelled when in fact they did actually take place but the bookies just had the date wrong so essentially both fixtures have already been played once before this season but bookies are unaware.
>I would imagine she heard it
Dangerous, man... hit it and forget it if you can. Any girl willing to put themselves in that position is conceited and feels slighted.
Aren't you worried at all that bookies got rocked so badly last time they won't let Craig the intern price it this time?
They let Craigor more accurately his Russian counter Craigski price up the last 4 rounds of fixtures and got thoroughly reamed every round. Its usually only carried by the two most clueless Russian bookies anyway and they don't care about a few small losses since they're too busy laundering mob money.
Sorry I am new to /bet/
I didn't realise it was such a prosperous league.
Just assumed that gambling addicts here were desperate to find anything to bet on
still half assume it
The idea behind betting on obscure stuff is that the bookies will more often miscalculate their odds because they would rather concentrate on the mainstream-games(because more people bet on united-arsenal than a slovakian u16 handicap slag friendly)
This gives more opportunities for value bets, if you are in the know about said slovakian handicap-slags
Does this mean my knowledge of 7th tier English football will come in handy?
I've only ever been a casual gambler before but I've recently given up substances so need a new hobby.
>I've only ever been a casual gambler before but I've recently given up substances so need a new hobby.
As a struggling hardcore alci myself I would stay as far away from betting as possible
If bookies carry the games, then yes there might be.
Sometimes they fuck up because of form, sometimes the teams change drastically due to youth players or injuries, and other times they just make mistakes like pic related and don't notice it.
To profit long-term in betting you need to have an edge over the bookies. That's the difference between betting and gambling.
Again I'm new to this:
What sort of bookies carry odds for something as fringe as Philippino university football?
The only "niche" betting I've don't before has been on politics and it's hard as fuck finding places that do good coverage for that.
Sticky advises several of which I've already checked a few out and I'm already on one.
Just making sure that there isn't a non-mentioned site used for these obscure games in Asia.
Why do you guys make fun of James? He is up SUMS the last few months
I'm torn on this game. Clemson should probably be only 5 or 6 point dogs but also Alabama in the trenches defies proper quantification. I've switched to small on Clemson but not super stoked about it. My plane will land after the game is over :(
How potent is over/under? I've never looked into it a ton, but it seems easy enough to understand with percentages, and in low-scoring sports bookies would be very hesitant to change lines.
C L E M S O N M I S S E D
Hey guys, sorry to interupt the betting, but this is important to me.
Some of you may remember posting some days ago about me and my girlfriend of four years breaking up. Well, it seems that now, THREE WEEKS later, she has already fucked some random dude she doesn't even know. Is this normal female behavious? Are all females this fucking heartless? I mean FOUR years is a helluva lot of time and I'd really like to think we where close af. Is it really true? Women are nothing but tricks and hoes? CAN ANYONE COMFORT ME HOLY HELL I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND
A punt on Leicester DNB on wednesday in pretty good aswell (just to contribute)
The modern day woman is liberated my Swede friend. Having sex with strangers empowers them and strikes down the traditional patriarchy. How'd you find out that she had sex with him?
Snapchat story. She was with with watching Insidious 3. During our four years together we've NEVER watch a scary movie. She said she was too afraid. Such bullshit.
Atleast I can live up to my "fuck forever" tattoo now
it depends on the scope
a girl may be madly in love with you but change her mind or, even better, act like this isn't true and convince herself in a matter of days
the good news is that it happens the other way around. a girl can develop really strong feelings for you very fast, too
they honestly don't realize how heartless and evil they are in our eyes
but don't curse her, don't get mad at women, it's the way they are. it's the rules of the game
>you're still following her social media
Nigga you're only torturing yourself.you have exactly nothing to gain from seeing her update pictures/videos of herself with some random dudes and then assuming she must be taking all of their dicks. It sucks but get the fuck over it; clearly she has.
First time I've opened snapchat in probably a year, this time by accident. Or some cruel fate or something. First thing I saw. But yes, blocking her shit is the way to go I guess, even though this hurts like a motherfucker
It depends on the girl mate. Plus it depends why she left you.
Most girls leave me for emotional not sexual reasons, so they arent dying to get into bed with another guy.
My last 2 gfs didnt sleep with another guy for 3-4 months after me.
She will probably come back to you btw. What are your current interactions with her?
friendly of the other day helped my self esteem and made sums on local basketball, finally did the jump we were talking about the other day. too bad it was after losing almost everything
How do you know they actually had sex? She might just have been hanging out with him. I know that sounds ridiculous but she could have tried to put herself in a situation to forget about you and then been unable to actually do anything with the guy (ex of mine had this once).
I know for sure that it wasn't based on sexual reasons, because reasons too long to write. It was more about pressure of just moving in together, and yadayada, she hates my parents and shit.
She had this look on her face that I've become very familiar with over the last years
I dont think that m8, but I knew she wasnt lying. I am an expert at reading people.
I'm absolutely sick of this shit on /bet/. This isn't bro culture. This is borderline sucking-another-man's-dick culture. You faggots need to wake up and realize this is a board for BETTING, not group therapy. Take this shit to /r/sportsbook. None of you will ever stake a world punt on U20 argie slags overs, but will come here to talk about how you thought you had a chance with a girl, but missed out on it. Then the other 50 of the same cockslobbers on this board will hit you up with the "utter tears bro." It's the same thing, day in day out. There are bets on right now. "But I didn't tail that tip, it was an american mug." Well guess fucking what? Who cares? If you wanted to talk about your faggy feels with other beta males, do it on some other board or down at your local mall's Hot Topic store. You cancers need to leave this board and come back when you have something worthwhile to contribute. Bro culture my fucking ass.
There aren't any good bets right now, otherwise they would be posted, wouldn't they? Does it really bother you that much that something off-topic comes around every now and then?
I'm thinking Arellano should be on a -1 or -1.5, would take Lyceum + if its big which is feasible or Arellano SW if they price it up close. Also Lyceum defence solid so possibly unders if they set it 4.5 or bigger.
Gonna do that saturday. Or at least that's what I think. Odds @~1.44 to fuck her. Would lump huge sums though, but a DNB could be staked for security. BTTS look juicy though
You have to beat her. If my girlfriend cheated on me or slept with another man 3 weeks after breaking up I'd go war machine on her. It's not 'right' to beat a woman for that, but it's necessary.
It's simply a question of restoring a power balance, guilt and punishment and redemption. Female cheating/fucking a guy after a long relationship is often just a passive-aggressive indirect way for women to take revenge on her man for some bullshit. The woman should actually want to be slapped for that. This way she allows the man to reassert himself as a man, her superior. If a man is informed of it and does nothing, then subconsciously she will lose her respect for him. He is a weak sissy.
You're not a sissy, are you?
>tfw she says "Cum baby" but you want to go on for longer.
I'll try to remember to warn you come saturday whether you should cash out
I already did, which lead to an absolute shitstorm from her parents
>tfw she says 'cum in my mouth' but you want to kiss and cuddle afterwards
We had a big, big argue at the very end of it, in which she out of nowhere hit me. So I hit her back. Primal instincts I guess.
ON ANOTHER, THREAD-RELATED NOTE: What's good in basketball right now? Anything?
I dunno m8 girls saying 'cum inside me daddy' and stuff like that only prolongates the time I want to bang and I get in an existencial crisis of some sorts. I just want to fug and the girl already came and is tired and I DON'T KNOW MAN IT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE
>Henry being stuff
>Coker looking clueless
If you bet on Alabama at any point after half time you're a stupid man. A lucky man, but still a stupid man.
Ayyyyy. Must have missed the Moscow Times that day.
Gets me every time mate. Know how you feel.
>Alabama in charge of tackling
Haven't seen tackling that poor in a long time.
>Clemson's defense has been fairly sturdy
>given up 38 points so far
Did any team score 3 unanswered times?? I only got to see the last 3 minutes or so
Trump presidency has 7.00 odds on my betting site. Should I bet a sizeable amount of money on him?
I want to..