All in on the Seahawks edition
Another tez American thread
Sorry brits, it's the playoffs sub-sub edition
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Is Greaseman and Dybala anytime dbl a lock?
On unders medium-large for the Hawks. GB-skins is too scary though, no idea how that game is going to play out.
>Is Seahawks -4 a lock?
I think so, weather is the only troubling thing. There isn't very much data at all for temps that low so it's hard to quantify.
2 Besiktas goals and 1 Nicosia goal and I won't gamble anymore today. I promise god.
Already can tell I'm going to have unholy amounts on the Packers ML later today.
>The vikings #Gjallhorn shattered from the cold
this is a MIGHTY omen
da joos will have to unsuspend first, from what i saw IR either has a multiple personality disorder or merged with 2 other clubs to suck in a lower division, but couldn't really find the details about it
Imagine not pounding KR -1.5 right now, doesn't even matter that they have a shit lineup because IR are beyond dire. Making money shouldn't be this easy when there's little scousers starving in this country. IR are going to be knackered second half.
i got 150 EU riding on Juventus and napoli double
napoli came in
let the sweat begin.
So far so good. Numbers at half. Only one that worries me is Michael o64.5
Wilson U 246.5 pass yards - 39
Bridgewater U 193.5 pass yards - 68
Michael O 64.5 rush yards - 28
Baldwin U 69.5 receiving yards - 22
Longest pass catch U 44.5 - 22
can't even picture the sheer sums i lost on woman's football in my lifetime, keep telling myself it will even out and i'm just being sexist everytime i hesitate because it's slags
no more, not again
Newnes and Phelan the two worst offenders. Both would clearly be laying bricks if it wasn't for gambling. Good to see the money doesn't buy your class theory being proven correctly.
There is quite a few anons who do it m8 including me but its not on every tip and goals against definitely don't get ignored. Don't really know what you expect to come out of the constant moaning about stuff tbqh
Personally I like to stick to the basics. Take most my taste from James Bond when he's not wearing a suit. Back in the Netherlands I dressed a bit more "fashion" and Justin Theroux with a bit less leather would be a good example of that. Really the only rules are make sure everything is slim fitting (cut close to the body) and never wear graphic t-shirts or shorts when not at the beach. Think it's obvious that once you finish high school you leave the sports sneakers at home.
>That unenthusiastic throw of the flag by the ref
>No. I REPEATEDLY said it will be very close and the Seahawks spread was too large. You listened to americans which is a no.
You don't know nearly what you think you do about the NFL, you whelp
bookie be like
i'm raping serie A to be honest family
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OG MY GOD
Averaging -348.90 a day this year. I've only ever failed to turn a profit over a weekly period twice and just managed to make 6 figures last year. Head has well and truly gone, not sure when this is going to end, more loss days than profit days in 2016 so far and 3 minus four figure days. My dog's paws are worn out from all the walks ffs.
STILL, I repeat STILL haven't won on an American tip that has been ridiculously hyped up
NORTH AMERICANS CLUELESS. LONG LIVE /BRITBET/ TBQH
>in before people on Seahawks claim to be up somehow and I should've known to get out
>inb4 muh why you bother betting on it in the first place
Giresunspor +1 from 0-1 - Void last min
KR -1 - Loss, med/large
Aue FH +0.25 - Won, tiny
Oberhausen - - Won but pennies
Besiktas -0.75 - Loss, med
Swansea +0.25 (lotto) - Loss, tiny
Missed Sivas because of rball and missed Bandirma prices, couldn't get on bubblegum shite either
>in before people on Seahawks claim to be up somehow
yeah, I only came out net like 30 bucks. More happy about the seahawks win than anything else.
Brit anon was right, I was wrong.
>Small rball bets win
>Big bets with actual info/research lose
>Listening to /bet/ about KR
Never again desu. Good thing the Packers are about to make me UAC.
lads I want to produce/perform the /bet/ rap but idk what genre I should go for
what do you listen to when being UAC/DAC?
>People doubting the Packers ML
A salute to the spirit of /freemoney/.
Well, judging from the final scores, this ended up being a decent bet.
how am I lookin? Idk if I should be greedy tonight. Oilers are kinda worrying me
It's called not being a fucking retard. He's already won 2 out of 3 bets and gained more than double his initial bet. Fuck off if you don't think that's solid advice to cash out. Oilers are nearly 2/1 and lost their last game against tampa bay at home 3-2.
>It's called not being a fucking retard.
Not even the guy you're talking to but your method is more retarded
>Oilers at just above evens
>Could simply throw 60 at them and worst case scenario is more than 20 up, 60+ up if Panthers win
>Advise him to cashout for 40 profit
it is good advice my potato friend. Panthers are also 11 straight right now and are the best team in the NHL with the way they're playing. However I'll most likely cash out right before the game
Cashing out is the most -ev introduction to betting ever, it simply increases the bookies profits....
I never recommend cashing out unless its a muggy one dollar accy and you have savings of <$500
Assuming you have backed a single on +0.5, backing -0.5 and cashing out give the same returns on bet365. Same if you have only one unsettled line on an accy. Other bookies take a cut.
You're more delusional than I originally thought. An addict would be the person who doesn't know when to stop. By saying that cashing out is almost never the right option just shows how addicted you are and displays that you don't know when to stop or call it a day.
Just got done celebrating the Packers win with the lads. To the butt hurt Brit who kept saying Washington was easy money and that Minnesota couldn't lose to Seahawks cuz the cold benefits the Vikings, I just want to say thank you for the tip of going opposite of you.
You're utterly clueless. The culture on /bet/ is to place bets based on their value and getting an edge over the bookies. By cashing out you're killing both the value and the edge you're holding over the bookies. In the long run affecting your overall profit negatively.
Though I wouldn't expect a penny punting weekend EPL accy warrior like you to understand this. ;)
You don't need to hide behind a VPN to call me out. Don't talk shit if you haven't a clue how hockey works. He's won 2 out of 3 bets and simply asked should he cash for more than half his profit. If the panthers lose he'll be out of pocket with no money whatsoever. You can say all you want about getting an "edge" over the bookies but when you factor in how unpredictable hockey really is, it's the right option to cash out.
I find it hilarious how you make me out to be some kind of accy placer addict. I've probably earned more profit in the past 6 months than you've earned in your whole time betting and shitposting on /bet/. And no I wont place my slip to appease your autism.
Lid I've probably made more over the last 3 days than you've made all month.
Also I'm talking about cashing out in general not about some silly NHL accy (the NHL holds no edge what so ever) any bet placed on it would be seen as money thrown out of the window by any seasoned bettor and if it hits good fun.
Also don't worry I don't need to see your slip because you've already proven twice that you're utterly clueless on the subject.
>You can say all you want about getting an "edge" over the bookies but when you factor in how unpredictable hockey really is, it's the right option to cash out.
Good job Packers :)
To believe you were at +6.5 when I went to bed.
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