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A big roll doesn't provide personal happiness sub-edition
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argie gf messaged me today
right now she's in the middle of ecuador next to a volcano in activity, pretty cool
told me she misses me lots and asked if I learned to play her guitar. I wonder if we'll ever meet again
Clemson tenner won back on the Heat handi. Going to be able to afford some tea before bed today.
Just get yourself a new bird in Brazil amigo.
that's the first brazilian. was the ideal gf pretty much, extremely pretty, big bunda, very sweet, warm and caring yet horny all the time. never talking to her again tho
argie gf is a badass who plays like 8 instruments, composes, makes instruments. last time I saw her she gave me her first guitar, the first intrument she learned how to play
she had to flee argentina because she had issues with la campora and received several death threats
>never talking to her again tho
good for you bro
>argie gf is a badass who plays like 8 instruments, composes, makes instruments. last time I saw her she gave me her first guitar, the first intrument she learned how to play
is she cute/are you interested in her? cause she's probably into you a lot. Played guitar 15 years, I'd die before I parted with my first guitar. Gutted me just to let my sister borrow it to learn.
Had to look up la campora, that shit is crazy. How did she get on their bad side?
of course I'm interested in her, one of my wishes for this year is to cross paths with her when travelling around the continent
we met in an arts congress in rosario, which turned out to be some sort of political rally instead. she found lots of other things were fishy and got to know that the organizers were exploiting 'hired' people and most likely doing money laundry. was going to contact a lawyer because it was state money and they were employing minors -among other things-, campora got to know this and started harassing her. she had to drop college (most of her friends turned on her because 'artists' are supposed to be with the government) and move out of the country
>one of my wishes for this year is to cross paths with her when travelling around the continent
make it happen man
that's nuts, she really sounds like one of a kind though. If there's anything my old ass can offer on an Indonesian claymation porn board... you've got to at least try. You might fail but not even trying is what's going to haunt you
Kurt Vonnegut got one assignment at Sports Illustrated: a story about a racehorse that leapt a rail and escaped from the track. After hours spent staring at his desk, Vonnegut reportedly left the office for good with just one sentence written. The sentence was: "The horse jumped over the fucking fence.''
>the only alcohol I could get in the shanty town of memphis at midnight is budweiser and burnetts vodka
this place sucks ass, good thing the hookers are cheap. Also don't have to work until 8pm tomorrow.... I might go blind.
I'm supposed to be in Chicago but I'm probably going to get stuck with this shit for 2 months. and the hookers are cheap for a reason. this is the worst place in america
>you must not have ever been to Nebraska
oh god no. the one nice thing about distribution is that you only have to do it where there are people.
Cheeky punt on Kastamanuspor DNB @3.0
JUST DO IT
After a day of no betting we continue the rolling accumulator. We have now turned £50 into £726,14
I've chosen for a game in the English Championship.
Game: Sheffield Wednesday v Bolton
Bet: Sheffield Wednesday to score a goal @1.15
Potential return: £726,14 -> £835,06 (+£108,92)
Best of luck to everyone joining me on this fun adventure.
Dominican Republic is savage, he just won't let it go
pic related, its OP
is angie a 26 year old hooker that lives in memphis?
probably will tomorrow t b h. not worth a dui trying to get to an atm tonight and also I'd probably be carjacked anyway
>the Seattle Seahawks opened at +3
special without even thinking
That's Chloe Moretz in the picture.
And there's a whole gallery.
This guy literally stood there taking creep-shots of her inside a restaurant with his flash on, and didn't give a shit.
Bournemouth haven't exactly lost much. They can take points off the top 6 teams easily (apart from Arsenal).
All the hope lies on Payet. And I've fallen for the overpriced away meme too many times to back West Ham.
>getting a gf isn't my problem, it's what to do afterwards, I completely lose interest.
This 2bh. Our mind subliminally wants to revert back to the mediocre comfort of being alone and without the bullshit.
top lel. Decisions is probably a 1 in FM
Wasn't around to say it earlier but here's a >you. No idea why I've gotten shit for my last 2 tips when you can see for yourself that the lineups have made them value.
You could get 1.67 for it and it drifted slightly in-play. I'd love for you to tell me why it wasn't value though if you could, maybe I should just post pointless blogs instead of tipping in future.
Did you even bother watching the game? It was even throughout and the first goal was an absolute gift. This anon's got it right >>64864356, at the time you tipped it, there was no value >>64864423
Right, so it wasn't value because you think you're some kind of judge? Go back and check the lineups, go back and check the rball, go back and check the result and then tell me it was an even game. No idea why you think you're some kind of football judge when you're quite clearly clueless and have no concept of value judging by all you previous posts on here.
Here is the accy for this round of BPL.
In order, since most of you don't know swedish;
Palaca to win at Aston villa
Bournemouth - west ham DRAW
Newcastle to beat Man utd at home
Chelsea to beat west brom at home
BTTS city - everton
Ighalo to score at any time
Stoke or draw (vs norwich)
o1.5 goals Swansea - sunderland
Liverpool to beat Arsenal at home
BTTS and Leicester to win away to Spurs
Obviously small stake, but odds @12430 is okay
>go back and check the rball,
Cause, you know, the rball is always accurate. I'm not claiming to be a master judge but if you would have actually watched the game you would have recognized that tipping a DNB @1.67 in a 0-0 game that was evenly played wasn't value.
At the time it was tipped the game was priced correctly because it was even at that point. Sure, towards the back end of the second half Akhisar were the better team, but he's insane for thinking DNB @1.67 was value watching the first 15 minutes of play
I replied to a post literally saying it was even throughout, dnb wasn't 1.55 when I tipped, go check oddsportal
It's not always accurate but it's far more accurate than your opinion. Can't believe you're actually disputing this, would love to see how much you're up on football since you know so much.
Same thing with rising salaries too. People find it unfathomable that a defensive player can make as much as the highest paid QB did 8 years ago. When you shatter revenue records for a decade....
More accurate than you watching the game is what I said, stick to your lotto college football bets. Looks like the result agreed more with the rball and the lineups than your opinion :^)
>le no American knows what value is
One of my favorite gimmicks desu
Anyone else have a miserable day today?
Had to be down the sorting office at 5am, didn't get out until 8 and didn't finish my round until 3! Bloody snow wreaked absolute havoc, fell over twice.
Just had a hot bath and a little kip, feeling a lot better now.
It was supposed to be so easy. They would score 1 maybe even 2 in the first half and never lose control of the match. Instead I'm sat here sweating because these kike cunts can't hit the back of the fucking net
To the nigger from the Dominican republic:
I find it hilarious how you made a whole thread just to "call" me out. I really couldn't care less if I'm right or wrong when it comes to advising someone else what to bet on. All that matters is my profit and loss at the end of the month, not anyone else's. I bet merely for fun. Can the same be said for you? I highly doubt it. After all you made a whole thread with the sole aim just to get a response from me. Your jimmies are well and truly rustled.
>Decide to make some OC with a silly quote
>"Calling out people"
Whew lad. Maybe you should try having some sex for fun. Thanks for the new copy pasta though.
To the potato from the Irish republic:
I find it hilarious how you made a whole post just to "call" me out. I really couldn't care less if I'm right or wrong when it comes to Ireland splitting from the UK. All that matters is my queen and country at the end of the month, not anyone else's. I throw away potatoes merely for fun. Can the same be said for you? I highly doubt it. After all you made a whole post with the sole aim just to get a response from me. Your troubles are well and truly rustled.
pmsl at clueless rball babbies backing Rio Claro + as if betting would be that easy
>team have a few long range shots off target early on
>I'll back +
Mongs, topping up on Inter sw
>He's not an ABU
You up for the year now? So grim still being in the red, will be such a relief when I'm up a couple of grand, too stressful struggling to win bets just to edge closer and closer to breaking even.
If it was as simple as "hurrr hit overs" don't you think bookies would know that?
They're good because possibly fixed, gotta keep an eye on the markets and because potentially they could start second/third choice team or sub out for second/third choice players creating value
Trying to explain ev to North Americans is like trying to explain 3D to a 2D world. Doesnt matter how well you put it, it is not POSSIBLE for them to understand the concept of it.
>tfw shill for bet365 on Twiter as an affiliate tipster
>tfw get praise from mugs for hitting randomly chosen bets @1.5 or lower
>claim that I have a +23% ROI, and delete results that lose that I know not many people got on
>have 66k followers
How many people are on your link and how much do you make a month? I had an affiliate link a while ago but didn't get any sign ups because literally everyone and their dog has a 365 account. And what account?
I wasn't being serious. Pretty sure 95% of the people following him know he is full of shit.
Just thought it was funny because someone earlier asked him why he doesn't use other bookies, they weren't even being rude about it and he threatened to block them. So obvious he is a shill.
Just make one yourself. Use google spreadsheets if you need.
can't say, don't want bettingscams on my back :^)
I stay away from those remotely shrewd and try and attract r/soccerbetting types as much as possible, so I'm not a part of the circle of actually reliable tipsters
I don't need signups, I mostly get paid for people losing money on my bet365 links which I post to add to betslips. I do also shill for Betfred since nobody uses it, and it's my second best money maker eve though shilling bet365 is easier just because the site interface itself is actually usable. Betfred is nicer to affiliates tho
In December I made around ~4k. Lots of other people make more, but I'm still a uni slug, so it's more than enough for me to get by on
I do legitimate bullshit writeups of random obscure teams, and basically advise an inplay on anything with decent rball but is not *too* good a bet, and is not otherwise lotto shite. My ROI isn't footballacca bad, it's like -20% or something, but yeah, I have a decent amount of followers who believe that I'm not full of shit without asking for real spreadsheets etc, and I make sure that my shilling looks as little like shilling as possible.
I advise special stakes on legitimate specials when they come on (have won 11/11 so far and I force this statistic all the time), and I always get a new influx of link clicks whenever that happens because it's great promo.
Customer interaction is stupidly important. I spend like an hour every day replying to tweets from vapid lads with shite banter, but hey, customer relations etc etc
threw some on Independiente