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Previous thread: >>64752480

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>Conor admits he is scared of Frankie
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/7/10734624/blockbuster-conor-mcgregor-vs-rafael-dos-anjos-holly-holm-vs-miesha

>Goofs BTFO
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/7/10732102/donald-cerrone-fined-by-ufc-for-violating-outfitting-policy-at-ufc-on

>Nick Diaz is being freed
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/7/10731854/nick-diaz-proposed-settlement-agreement-on-agenda-for-next-nevada

>Dana White Lookin' for a Fight
Pilot: https://youtu.be/MbBD7gmpDCQ
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/_9bPA38TaJ0

>Legal Free Fights
Arlovski vs Browne: https://youtu.be/IB5HFEpTVps
Cruz vs Mizugaki: https://youtu.be/FtCPYq1hzcc
Silly Dilly vs Watson: https://youtu.be/NEgVh5S3PoQ
Silly Dilly vs Barao I: https://youtu.be/MxXjNyRv1uo
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>yfw McMeme beats RDA in 2 rounds
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>>64757255

I think you mean 2 minutes
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>>64757212
Bet $100 on Conor to win $110
Bet $130 on RDA to win $100
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>mfw
>McMeme moves to a division he no longer outweighs everyone in
>gets wrestlefucked in his first fight
>moves back down to FW
>rematches Aldo
>loses a descision

You know it's gonna happen
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>>64757276
why the fuck would he rematch aldo
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>>64757269
100 dollar profit or just 100 dollars?
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Press conference call is live
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>>64757269

Why is Conor STILL an underdog despite KO'ing Aldo in a few seconds?
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>"Looking for a fight"
Will buff Dana fight CM Punk at the end of the show?
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>>64757305

>one of the looking for a fight episode is them visiting a WWE show and picking up CM Punk after an impressive win
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>>64757276
Aldo has been buried for years
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>>64757276
Poirier outweighed Conor :)
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>>64757276
Nah, he's legit dangerous against RDA but RDA is also his biggest challenge. He's a counter puncher but I wonder how he's going to deal with the pressure RDA gives out that's mixed with great grappling. Conor's going to be on the back foot the entire fight unless he ends it early or works the body.

He KOs Aldo in the first if they rematch.
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Leave Robbery Lawyer to me
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>>64757332

burning through that podcast money
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>>64757269
>win $110
oh so + is with $100 bet in mind, like 1.1
and - is to reach hundred.
gotcha.
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>>64757302
RDA has been knocking lads out too. At lightweight. This line will flip closer to the fight though.
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>>64757343
citation needed
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>>64757353

>Robbie's chin has been all but destroyed from all these 5 round wars
>CM Punk ko's him with a babby shot
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>>64757302

>no ground game
>No height/weight advantage
>Was getting thrown around by a manlet in Mendes

Betting doesn't go by freak knockouts (intended or not). It goes by who is likely to win/who has more tools to win. Aldo is no doubt the more complete fighter than Conor, that's why he was a favorite, same with RDA but even more so in that RDA ALSO has a weight advantage over Conor and is the same height. Betters aren't braindead fanboys, they look at reality, they're not always right (Aldo-Conor, Dos Santos-Cain 1, GSP-Matt Serra 1) because this is the fight game, anything can happen but the best they can do is bet intelligently.

RDA being the favorite should be no surprise to anybody.
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>>64757369

Are you the same guy who claimed Porier was never a top ranked FW till you got BTFO?
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>>64757353
>'con'dit got 'robbed' by 'rob'bie 'law'ler
cant be coincidence
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>>64757296
Those were profits

So if you bet $100 on Conor, and he wins, you'll end the night with $210 total in your pocket
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>>64757390

>says Poirier weighed more than McGregor
>posts a picture debunking his own statement

Uwot?
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this marc romondi guy heemed my ears
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>>64757390
no. Also, how does that show that Poirier was heavier than Goobs?
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>>64757414

I wasn't the one arguing with the cuck

I was just wondering if he was the same guy from a couple weeks ago who claimed Porier was not an impressive win for Conor because he was never highly ranked
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The soundquality of these conference calls is literally like they are using a radio from WWII. What the fuck is this.
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WHEN DOS ANJOS FRANKENSTEIN HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS
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>conor: would you fight me if you were given the opportunity now?
>rda: yeah of course i wo-
>conor: yeah you would rant rant rant so don't say you wouldn't take the fight [mic drop]

this guy
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>>64757399

this makes my brain hurt, why not do a cheeky coefficient
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>>64757390
His position, like most Conor's opponents that were raised through the ranks inexplicitly. Dennis Siver is another example.

Anyone who isn't a braindead retarded casual knew Dustin was always losing on the feet, people wanted to see how Conor deals with the ground game but it never got there.
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>>64757369
Same weight actually

http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-fight-night-dustin-poirier-a-lot-of-fighters-are-cutting-way-too-much-weight-033115
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>>64757452
it would be ok without the +/-
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>>64757458
There's that oblique kick again!
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>>64757454

>he was le raised

no he was not
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>>64757255
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>>64757448
He wanted RDA to say it was for the money Conor brings. He was clearly coked out of his mind that day though

Also

>Cowboy (sitting next to Mendes) to Conor who is sitting down: You ain't beat no one yet, now you're saying you're gonna come up to lightweight and win, come on now, sit the fuck down

Evrytiem
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>>64757486

It's really not that complicated. Betting odds are set on how much you need to put on to get a certain amount back.

For instance -300, means you need to bet $300 to win $100

+300 means you win $300 if you bet $100
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>>64757458
could bruce lee see the future?
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>>64757562

>replying to his own post
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Can't wait for the mevwment infused embeddeds
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How many people unironically prefer Claudia as champion over Joanna?
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>>64757302
For the first time in his life he would actually fight someone in his weightclass.
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>>64757598

I do.
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>>64757588
>betting on fights

literally nigger tier
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Guys, guys what if RDA brings in a mewvment coach?

How fucked is Conor?
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>>64757379
>freak knockout

Durrrrr
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Conference calls are bullshit.
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>>64757613
>he didn't put a cheeky tenner on the underdogs of silva vs Mir
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>>64757613

>Making easy money is "nigger tier"

Well if you say so Cletus.
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>>64757588
>betting on fights
literally cracker tier
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>>64757598

Her neck is bigger than her head, she walks like a man and talks like a juicer.

No thanks.
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>>64757629
I am triggered by the lack of sound quality m8
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>>64757600
He did that with Aldo and Dustin, arguably Siver and Mendes

You can make excuses for his success all you want. He doesn't
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWWIpFl7jU0

>You will never have heembro
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>>64757647

>Being this insecure
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>>64757662
It killed my ears so I turned it off.
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>>64757429
https://twitter.com/marc_raimondi/status/685571368599945216
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>>64757682

literally has a guys face
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>>64757600

Siver was a long time 155er and Dustin is a natural 155er and Aldo has talked about going to 155 for years
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Bader will beat Rumble

Mark my words
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>>64757677
He definitely weighed more than siver and aldo on fightday
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>>64757722

>they are all kill
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>>64757588
what if you have $100 and you want to put it on -300? what would that pay?
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>>64757635
Enjoy your 9-5 at Home Depot
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>>64757743
Rumble is literally going to take his soul. If Bader wins it's going to be the funniest shit ever because he'll have a title shot.
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>>64757743
I think he can do it.
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>>64757792

>he'll have a title shot.
>Dana laughing.jpg
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>>64757778
if you're seriously asking that you shouldn't be gambling
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>>64757751
So?

Do you define weight class as pound for pound?
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>>64757815
yes i'm seriously asking, what would that pay?
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>>64757783

Thanks I will.
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>>64757810
I forgot that the UFC is literally retarded and after Jones gets his belt back they will probably just do Jones vs Gus 2 for the fuck of it.
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>>64757845
$33.33
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>>64757827

I define weightclasses by Conor having to drop 30 lbs in order to be allowed to keep beating on manlets rather than go to a weightclass he should be in.

If Conor loses to RDA then that will confirm that he was nothing but decent fighter who needed every physical advtantage possible to win :^)
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>>64757722
this was the peak of mma back in 2011
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>>64757827
I'm saying it's ridiculous that fighters are allowed to borderline kill themselfs so that they can essentially fight someone who is a weightclass below them when they actually fight
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>yfw mewvment is just a meme created by Conor so that other fighters waste their time training it while he's training that real shit
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>>64757845
>>64757815
well i guess it would be 133.
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>>64757845
That would pay 133.3 , 33.3 being your profit. So -300 is 1.33 in decimals.
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>Conor McGregor will never EVER fight in my country

FAT
YANK
WALLETS
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Stolen from /v/ without the image but

FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS

WHAT ARE YOUR

>DRINKIN?
>EATEN?
>FIGHTS ARE YOU WATCHING?
>HEEMING?
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>>64757255
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>>64757968

Get a few of your mates and come down to Vegas when he's fighting.
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>>64757968
First you have to advertise Ireland on spike tv and tell the americans about why they should visit the place. It shouldn't be that hard since they believe everything they see on a screen.
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>>64758003
Bit too poor for that la
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>>64757971
I'll fucking heem you lad if you make another post like that
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>>64757926
So what was your excuse for when he beat Aldo and Poirier who were close in weight to McGregor

Poirier with a similar height and reach

Both who havr equal or greater reach than RDA?

You act like going from a 30 poind weight cut to 20 won't make Conor even more lethal
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>>64758028
heem yourself my man
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>>64757971
Kale shake
Elk steaks
Any I want with Fightpass®
Every here
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>>64758028

You couldn't heem a paper bag
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>>64758003

£/€3000 to watch a potato lose a fight.
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>>64757936
>borderline kill yourself

Apparently not since according to you he's tossing around manlets
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>>64757964
chances are i'm retarded but i honestly don't know what the point of - is, when you could just use decimals or +. "how much you need to put down to get a certain amount back" just fucks with my head, and i have to calculate the odds myself basically.
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>>64758053
>lose
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>>64758035

>So what was your excuse for when he beat Aldo and Poirier who were close in weight to McGregor

Poirer is a nobody and Aldo is another manlet.

What's your excuse for manlet Mendes tossing Conor around like an empty tracksuit whenever he tried?
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>>64758073
Decimals are the only right notation, the rest is just American logic
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>>64758101

>What's your excuse for manlet Mendes tossing Conor around like an empty tracksuit whenever he tried?

Conor wanted that so he could butcher him from the bottom

HE PREDICTS THESE TINGS
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> conor is shitting his pants right now
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why is conor ducking frankie? what's he so afraid of?
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>>64758144

>implying he's doing a line of coke and laughing at how easily he'll KO RDA
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all they can talk about is Conor lol
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>>64758166
What else is there to talk about?
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>>64758149

RDA is a better Frankie

it's the tougher fight
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>>64758163
What is it with conor and coke? I don't think that he even gets close to that shit
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>>64758149
it just makes sense from a promotional perspective. In praxis:

>Conor fights Frankie and loses his belt
>the fight with whoever is the LW champ then loses appeal

>Conor fights RdA and loses the fight
>he is still FW champ and a huge champ

>Conor fights RdA and wins
>he is now two division champ and a bigger star than you can imagine
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>>64758195
That anon "saw" it.
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Which ufc gym did McGregor go to to get so good?
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Conor vs Frankie at UFC 200

Catch weight @150

Both belts on the line
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there are people on /heem/ right now who want snek in da grass to win.

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>>64758230

That would be a spicy banger
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Why doesn't the UFC post a poll or ask the fans who they want to see Conor fight next?
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>>64758124

>he wanted to get taken down

Let's just hope he doesn't "want" to get taken down by RDA or else that's where he'll stay for 5 rounds
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>>64758225

Dublin Council Estate
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>>64758230
that'd actually be very intriguing. the stakes have never been that high.
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>>64758249

Do people seriously want Conor NOT to fight RDA? It's easily the toughest fight to the point that even as a hardcore Conor fan i'm nowhere near as confident as I was in the Aldo fight. RDA is just a fucking beast, probably roided out of his face too
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>>64758185
They fight completely different. Frankie is okay to fight on the outside, closes distance with angle changes and mixes combos with takedowns. RDA is going to try to get in McGregor's face and suffocate him with level changes, hard shots and the clinch/takedowns which leaves him vulnerable to McGregor's counter game. RDA is a pressure fighter and Frankie is not.

He's not ducking Frankie, you could argue the UFC doesn't want that fight but I think Conor's looking for that lightweight belt as it would double his stock and money.
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>>64758230
>fighting for the 145 and 155 belt at 150
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Poll regarding Conor's next opponent

http://strawpoll.me/6484641
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http://strawpoll.me/6484641
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Seriously consider this

If Conor beats RDA and then beats Frankie he'll have beaten Chas Mendes, Jose Aldo, RDA and Frankie Edgar in a ROW

Has there ever been a more impressive run? Assuming he does it
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>>64758101
Aldo is one inch shorter than Dos Anjos, has the same reach

>Poirier a nobody

Stop shitposting
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Why didn't Frankie kill himself after this? Takes some balls to rebound so well from that.
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>>64758313
I don't think so.
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>>64758339

Well i mean he won the second Bendo fight so he had that going for him
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>>64758339
He got robbed in the 2nd Bendo fight
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>>64757613
>yfw I won about $8000 in fight betting over the course of 2015

Straight up free money
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I can't help but think that conors career as a plumber helped with DAT left hand shot
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>>64758313
Of course not

Because weight cuts apparently don't exist for other fighters and Conor has only fought Flyweights with T-Rex arms
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>>64758297

RDA is better than Frankie though and it's the tougher fight.
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>>64758339
because he's a 1%er and has a loving family
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>>64758313
Nah that's pretty impressive. I think it'd bolster him to at least top 5 if not top 3 GOAT if he were to do that. If he continues after holding both belts for even 2 or so years after he's the GOAT.
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So, are they going to actually confirm McGregor vs RDA any time soon?
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>>64758309

>mfw all the Conor babbies praying that Conor doesn't take the RDA fight
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>>64758313

If he loses to RDA though then he only managed to beat two manlets, one of which only had weeks to prepare and managed to wrestlefuck him with ease.

So that's the flipside I guess. If he loses to RDA then I'm gonna be kek'ing pretty hard desu.
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Remember Dos Anjos got stopped by Clay Guida?
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>>64758381
Arguably, RDA is going to be much easier to hit and time but he has a legit chance of finishing Conor especially if he gets the fight to the ground he'll make it ugly real quick. Might even sub him.

Edgar has a legit chance at LnPing his way to victory which would be the ultimate meme lose for McMemer.
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Are we just going to ignore the fact that McGregor is ducking Nate Diaz
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>>64758413
i want for that will him to beat it to shut you up
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>>64758448

>one of which only had weeks to prepare and managed to wrestlefuck him with ease.
>Still using le 2 week meme

Perma heem yourself
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>>64758309

Who the fuck wants Conor-Nate Diaz over Conor-RDA? Seriously?

>le shit talking meme

Fuck off, RDA already embarrassed Diaz.
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>>64758448
RDA is one inch taller than Aldo. Please stop posting already. You have absolutely no clue what you're talking about and aren't even trying to know
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>>64758458
**oranges
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>>64758449
Clay would have a legit shot at beating most of the top of the division in the most boring way imaginable.

>>64758455
this Tbh
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>>64758458

>Potatofag
>in charge of making sense
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>>64758449

Reminder Guida has wins over the last TWO LW champs

He beat both Pettis and RDA
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>>64758469
Who the fuck wants you. Nate Diaz is the most terrifying in the division
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>>64758469
diaz saying "you beat them already" cause he "punked them at the press conference" was so fucking desperate.
Trying to talk as if the harder fight will be him rather than rda who fucking raped him not long ago
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I don't understand why everyone thinks RDA is so good

Donald Cerrone and Anthony Pettis are comically overrated.
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>>64758470

RDAs measurements fluxuate between 5ft8 and 5ft9, there won't be a noticeable size difference and RDAs walking weight is more than Conors.

Keep praying that Conor fights Kindergarten babbies for the rest of his career
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Completely forgot about the press lads, is it over? What did I miss?
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Why are people pushing for Maia to get the next title shot?

Rory humiliated him
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The Diaz bros really annoy me because they stopped doing what made them success for no reason

Nick in StrikeForce use to just go HAM and push the pace like mad till the other guy collapsed

But both Nick and Nate in recent years have just turned into do nothing fighters who walk around talk shit and throw like 10 punches a round

I want the old Diaz bros back with the insane cardio and pace
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Why are you dummys still trying to undermine Conor?

>t-this time he will have no chance
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I'd like to see Rory welcome McGregor WHEN he moves up to Welter
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>>64757302
Schmeling knocked out Louis.
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>>64758562
And got his fuckin head taken off by Baer

Probably the hardest shot I've ever seen, anywhere
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I miss Schaub so much
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>>64758508

>Destroyed Nate Diaz
>Destroyed Cerrone twice
>Destroyed Pettis
>Aggression/Cardio only matched by Khabib (who is in his own league) which had him go 5 straight rounds of nonstop pressure against a P4P striker like Pettis (who has superior ground game to Conor btw) whereas on the flip side Conor was getting thrown around from T-Rex armed Mendes and looked gassed by the second round
>Fantastic standup and ground game whereas Conors ground game is non existent
>No more BS meme height/size advantages against Conor, they are roughly the same height but RDA walks around at a heavier weight
>Used to beating on far taller guys anyway


RDA >>> Conor in terms of who's likely to win. Deal with it senpai.
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>>64758554
i've thought he's had a chance in all his fights, but not against rda.
>t-this time he will have no chance
basically
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>>64758512
So he's maybe an inch and a half taller than Aldo? With the same reach

Okay. Just thought I'd clarify you're grasping at straws that you don't even understand
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>>64758554

>fighting somebody who he doesn't outweigh and is roughly the same height as

That pretty much sums it up
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>>64758589

>Conor looked gassed

Nigger what
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>>64758589
>Destroyed Nate Diaz
So did Josh Thomson lol
>Destroyed Cerrone
So did Nate Diaz lol
>Destroyed Pettis
So did Clay Guida lol
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>>64758589
>no more bs meme height/weight advantages

Too bad about that 4 inch reach disadvantage

Oh that's right, you don't know what you're talking about!!
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I asked last thread but didn't get any (You)'s, how do you see a RDA/Khabib rematch going? Another domination?
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>>64758230

That sounds so crazy and stupid that it might actually be entertaining
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>>64758610
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>>64758606
Didn't matter with Poirer or Aldo who are much more comparable
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>>64758449
Due to a broken jaw

You let clay "the cavepainter" guide grind his forearms and chin on your broken jaw for ten minutes and tell me how you feel
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>>64758629

Khabib dominated him EASILY

RDA is aggressive and will run into Khabib get grabbed and dominated
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>>64758610

I really think mcgregor has a couple screws loose. He was getting elbowed in full guard and still called Mendes a pussy.
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>>64758543
Nate always fought like he did recently. Nick tries it but no one stands in front of him anymore, they all circle while barely outstriking him. Nick would probably be GOAT on his feet if he fought exclusively in a ring.
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>>64758646
Scary to think that despite the beast RDA is he could still just get mauled
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>>64758643

>Poirer
Literal who
>Aldo
Got gassed against Frankie within 3 rounds and his pressure isn't even close to RDAs

If 4ft1 Mendes could throw Aldo around then RDA is going to be on him like flies around shit

>>64758629

Khabib takes him with ease again, Khabib is OP. RDA still takes Conor with ease tho
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>>64757454
If Poirier wasn't #5 then who was?

Checkmate faggot
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>>64758629
is khabib ever coming back though.
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>>64758645
So Clay Guida broke Dos Anjos jaw?
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>>64758543
you're aware that Yung Diaz just rekt Michael Johnson, who was ranked at #5 or sth.?
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Would Frankie Edgar beat RDA?
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>>64758702

He was still low volume as fuck though in that fight
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>>64758642

>mfw RDA is wrestlefucking Conor for 5 rounds
>Conor moves back down to pick on the manlets again
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>>64758676
Now you're not even trying.

Time for the filter, Britain :)

Inb4 you actually cry and reply back
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>>64758682
Khabib is ducking the entire LW division
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>>64758708

The UFC saved Frankies life by making him move to 145

He would get fucking merkt in the current division
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>>64758642

>literally zero take down defense/ground game against meme Mendes
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>>64758729
>le LW is the ultimate division maymay

Welterweight is by far more dangerous
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>People think getting taken down by Mendes is somehow a sign you have no ground game

After RDA and Khabib he probably has the best takedowns/wrestling/grapping from 155 or 145
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>>64758761
Really? Let's see how those welterweights deal with the top five middleweights
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>>64758762
He's better at wrestling than RDA
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I JUST MIGHT GET ON TOP OF FIGHT PASS TONIGHT
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>>64758709
Nate was never the swarmer Nick was
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Opening Odds

Holly Holm (-400)
Miesha Tate (+310)
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>>64758762

Fuck off, Mendes couldn't take Aldo down for shit in either fight. Conor literally couldn't move on his back, he had nothing, no defense against Mendes's take downs.

It's not just that Mendes took him down, it's how easily/frequently he was able to do it and by your own words if Mendes could do it so easily who is weaker/smaller/not as good at takedowns as RDA then what do you think RDA would do? RDA doesn't gass, his pressure is unmatched and he has fantastic striking.

You can use "le doubted Conor before" memes all you want but I genuinely don't see Conor having a chance in hell against RDA or Khabib. He's better off playing in the kiddie division fighting Ants.
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>>64758800

Bretty good odds for Miesha

I think she has a shot at beating Holly
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>>64758800
Is Holly Holm literally free money?
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>>64758818

Aldo has like wizard tier voodoo TDD like all the guys from Nova União
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>>64758821

I've got miesha for that fight desu. Holly is the better striker by far, but not as much as she was better than Ronda.
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I picked Aldo to beat McGregor at 189.

I picked Mendes to beat McGregor at 189.

I picked Aldo to beat McGregor at 194.

I am going to pick RDA to beat him at 197.

I like Conor a lot, too.
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>>64758818
lol hes so mad because ireland have the goat ufc fighter and current featherweight champ (soon to be lightweight champ) and the
boxing heavyweight champ of the world. ireland still has actual men,
where as uk is either shitskin or metro cucks
< Irish Tyson Fury sporting the tricolour proudly
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>>64758821

Miesha has wrestling unlike Ronda and might be able to get Holly down and keep her down
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>>64758800

Smh. I'd have hoped for better.
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>>64758870

Tyson Fury was born in Manchester m8
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THAT'S COORS LIGHT

COORS LIGHT
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Are people who say Miesha has a chance against Holly ever seen her fight?
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>>64758870
Fury is the first Irish HW champ since James Corbett

116 years with no Irish heavyweight champion

Just think about that
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>>64758887
what's around his neck? what colour are his shorts and why does he have the 4 leaf clover on them?
Anjem Choudry was also born in the UK, he's so British right? allahu akbhar my friend
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This conference call is SHIT
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>>64758835
>Aldo has like wizard tier voodoo TDD like all the guys from Nova União
2spooky
>>
HELL I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF MY WIFE TONIGHT

SEE Y'ALL LATER
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>>64758912

Born in manchester lad

Deal with it
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>>64758901
country of 4.5mil, more heavyweight champs per capita than the usa.
just think about that.
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>>64758912
>he hasn't seen fury wear his trunks with the Irish and British flag on it

He clearly represents his actual country of residence, and his cultural and ethnic origin
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>>64758928
>>64758928

>per capita

Ah I forget we're having the olympics this year so this word will be thrown around a lot by inbred brits.
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>>64758818
And Mendes did nothing on the ground

>not good at takedowns as RDA
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>>64758933
only put the british flag on when they made him do it and his sponsers were british
>>64758921
ok Anjem stay mad XD
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>>64758928
That everyone except niggers (albeit that arent very good) has forgotten about boxing

Hell lose the title to some eastern euro in no time, don't kid yourself

I am a fury fan though, his rendition of aerosmith for his wife was hilarious.
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>>64758941

>it will never be 2012 again

Literally the greatest summer /sp/ ever had
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>>64758941
> people smarter than me are inbreds
go back to /asp/ please and never come back
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>>64758818
When was the last time Britain produced a fighter that wasn't a nigger? Tyson Fury doesn't count he's a traveller so by default Irish.
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>>64758953
He actually passed guard one time and tried to go for the mounted crucifix, he failed and the went to normal ground and pound and actually cutted Conor.
So, no.
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>>64758959
>made him do it

Proofs?
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>>64758928
>enthusiastically grabs ass
>irish
the fuck is going on here
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>>64758870

>Ireland
>relevant

Your Irish fighters don't even fight in your Britbong Korea tier country
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>>64758960
yeah us irish have a way with words and can fight. its how you can tell from a glance he's irish and not british because
british """""""""""""""""men"""""""""""""""
are cucks and losers. 99% of the champs they try lay claim to as their own are irish gypsys
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>>64758964

Please have sex
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>>64758981
not even sure what you mean by that you weirdo dork
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>>64758969

Tyson Fury
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>>64759017
Fuck off braindead scum
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>>64758999
LOL XD Irish fighters are so good they get to go to the usa to make big bucks while the british fighters are so shit tier they cant get out londonistan
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>>64759003
It's literally all cultural

Brits spawn a lot of good fighters though, and how many Irish champs are there? I can only remember fury and his gypsy cousin.
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>>64759036

Fury is a British fighter xDxDxDxD
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>Suddenly a million irish shit skins
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>>64759026
hey guys can this guy be your friend? he's trying to fit in with you (got your back bro)
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Demetrious "Might Mouse" Johnson, is LITERALLY streaming now!

twitch/mightymouseufc125
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>>64759053
>got your 'back'
>irish
the fuck is going on
>>
>>64759052
its literally a 60/40 split at this stage if you are white or shitskin. ireland is 93% and most of the rest other europeans, stay mad nigger
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HEY CONOR MANG THIS MY DIVISION

STAY IN YOUR DIVISION

THIS MY DIVISION
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>>64759094
I don't think conor will be able to get under rda's skin, jesus most certainly will protect him.
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>>64759078
For a country filled with rowdy poor people obsessed with fighting you'd think they'd resist the shitskins invasion

Ffs look at Germany and England, any country that votes to accept them now are cucks tbqh
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Has Conor/RDA been confirmed yet?
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>>64759133
Not officially by the UFC, but from "reliable" sources
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>>64759065

Someone ask him if Conor fighting RDA is a mistake
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So when RDA dusts off Conor what will be next for RDA and Conor? I only see Khabib taking him but that dude is a perma cripple. Also, will Conor permanently move down to FW?
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>>64758976
Oh yeah, how could I forget those less than a dozen pitter patter punches Mendes did with Conor on the ground
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Conor is going to beat RDA

DJ comfirmed
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>>64759128
we don't accept them
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>>64759133

It's on sherdog so it's official.
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>>64759148
>if i keep posting literally the same thing over and over they'll think im right

Not today, buddy.
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>>64759166
"Norn iron" is a lot whiter than your country m8
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>>64759164
what exactly did he say (you can cut out the brain dead stuttering if it helps shorten it)
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>>64759151

>pitter patter punches
>Literally busted him open
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>>64759179
It worked for eirefags
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>>64759190

He said Conor fighting RDA is not a mistake and he's going to make history
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>>64759189
and poland is a lot whiter than them, all still above water though and super happy fun time
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>I have a perfect (physically) PAWG fucktoy and she wanted to watch some fights with 'the irish trash talker'
>I put on 194
>Maia vs Nelson
>'wow this white guy is getting molested...'
>Romero vs Jacare
>'they both look like aliens, this is gross'
>Rockhold vs The Chris
>'I want the hot guy to win. Yay he won!'
>Aldo vs Mcregror
>'that guy was the champion? He was SHIT. are you sure they didnt just grab him from the crowd?'
>mfw Aldo will forever be some Brazilian can in the eyes of casuals
>epic legacy obliterated in 13 seconds
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>>64757722
135lb champ was bigger than the 155lb champ.
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>>64759192
With one punch that did nothing otherwise. Aesthetic damage does not equal actual damage

Mendes most successful moment on the ground was just appeasing the blood gods
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>>64759225
step up
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>DJ says Conor will beat RDA
>Suddenly everyone stops shit posting
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Conor will beat RDA
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>>64759148

>RDA either wrestlefucks Conor or stops him early.
>RDA fights a string of nobodies and beats them
>Khabib comes back and cleans out RDA
>Conor moves back down to 140 and picks on the 4ft crowd again

Pretty much this
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>>64759218
Not for long if you don't change things. On a serious note, it doesn't really bother me when people make fun of America for being like 40% not white, because white Americans aren't indigenous to the land. We murdered the locals then moved in. Any white people born here is just a + for the world's overall white population. But for Europe, I weep because that's a place with culture, history, and hundreds of millions of people's homeland.
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>>64759287
Why do you keep samefagging? You realize you're not fooling anybody?
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tfw I could heem every here
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>DJ wants a red panty emote

Thats bretty based
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>>64759225

>Lying on the internet
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>>64759225
>I have a perfect (physically) PAWG
hello tyrone
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>>64759294
this one afghan made it to ireland and was caught by the po po walking on the motorway, he was put in jail and the prisoners slit his face from ear to ear
for being a refugee/muslim. laughs were had all 'round
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>>64759294
you stayed white for like a few hundred years and now it's over for you guys. europe stayed white for thousands. i say we're more happy with our run.
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>>64759299

Why are you so insecure senpai?
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>>64759334
Im only half black. The other half is German. I'm literally a top tier hybrid being
>>
FRANK MURR HAD A HORSESHOE UP HIS ASS
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>>64759294
>>64759338
There's also an """""""Irish"""""""-Egyptian lad locked up over in Egypt. All the lefties are crying to bring him """""home""""" but our government is like "nah, you made your bed. Now lie in it."

Meanwhile Britain lets in tourists returning from Syria without a double check :^)
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>>64759340
See this is what I mean though, it doesn't really hurt because as a literal nation of immigrants we just absorb various diasporas, sort of like a very, very successful Brazil.

We don't have a white legacy to protect, we just have an American one to. Europe doesn't deserve this though.

>>64759338
>isolated case, in prison no less
>Muslim/immigrant population is skyrocketing
>"i-it's going to be al-alright!"

You're doomed with this thought process.
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>>64759373
No doubt you're a lot better than Britain, but who knows how long that'll last

If, of course, something doesn't change
>>
coors light
>>
bud light
>>
FIGHT ME IRL RIGHT NOW

I NEED TO BANG BRO
>>
my wife
>>
tonight
>>
murr
>>
https://youtu.be/9pMb6X7mOug
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I love it, I love it
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>>64759481
faggot delete this
>>
lads my wife's son wants a reebok shirt, should I go shillmode and buy him one?
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>>64759499

Get him a Giblert shirt
>>
won't pay me nothin'
>>
i just might
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>>64759481

>Knockout Shape

heh
>>
on top of my wife
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>>64759406
It's already changing lad. No one but the mentally ill are gonna welcome them with open arms now. We've successfully kept our head down during the migrant crisis and we have most definitely avoided the brunt of it.
>>
>kids who got into UFC by watching Youtube vids shitposting again

I'll see you guys tomorrow
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Give us your thoughts about your future and what you expect next as a challenge to your title
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Imagine if brock lesnar broke into your house and started raping your wife. You would literally be powerless to stop him.

It's unsettling knowing there are people like him walking around who could kill someone with their bare hands without breaking a sweat.
>>
>>64759548

THATS COORS LIGHT
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>>64759567
I will just kick him into the stomach until he collapses
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>>64759567
SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED
>>
sit down with my friends
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>>64759567
>yurocucks literally do not own firearms

A paraplegic could pump a .45 into his massive frame, couldn't miss.
>>
>>64759547
Im glad to hear it. I honestly think a lot of Brits might cross over into Ireland if their island keeps going down the shitter.
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>>64759548
pussy
>>
>>64759567
I'd punch him in the face, he's weak against that
>>
>>64759567
how does it feel to have nogunz
an american could get his shotgun and blow brock lesnar's head off in that situation
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>>64759609
Brock has never shown weakness to bullets
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>>64759567
I would kick his fucking ass

Bork ain't shit
>>
>>64759567
I forgot self defense is literally illegal in jolly old England.

Here in Texas he would be swiss cheese before he made it to the stairway
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>>64759609
we don't need guns becasue brock lives in united states, you dummy. he wouldn't travel all the way to norway to rape my wife. use your brain.
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Did we ever come to an agreement?
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>Luke wants to rematch Chris
>he ends up being dominated for 5 rounds
>The Chris brutally finishes him
>the UFC doesn't give him a rematch
pls let this happen
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>>64759637
Muslims have no problem crossing the world to rape your women, why would that stop Bork?
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>>64759649
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>>64759637

>he wouldn't travel all the way to norway to rape my wife

is she ugly or something?
>>
>>64759646
I'm not mad at it
>>
>>64759646
Get your Conor/Aldo 2 fanfiction out of here Huezillian
>>
Hey guys, I don't really follow UFC as closely as y'all so I would like to know how some of mt favorite fighters are perceived among the UFC community. Those are RDA, Thomas Almeida, Charles Oliveira and Khabib
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>>64759645

This is why we need to bring back the roman coliseum
>>
>>64759645
Lesnars but only if it's Sea-Level Non Rockstar UFC 100 Lesnar
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>>64759649
becasue they can't get laid in their own countries, they're horny as hell. wow you stupid.
>>
>you will never join a prison gang consisting of Tank Abbott, Mark Coleman, Mark Kerr and Brock Lesnar

I'd gladly get raped up my shitter for that kind of protection
>>
>>64759671
RDA isn't exceedinly popular but everyone acknowledges his skills
Almeida is fucking awesome.
Not sure about Olivera
People generally agree Khabib could be a champion if he wasn't made of glass during training
>>
>>64759683
Yeah but who would come out on top if they came to blows in their primes?
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>>64759683
You know, Nigel, protection is usually acquired to AVOID getting raped
>>
>>64759567
>Bork borking my wife

I'd watch with my daughter's son
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>>64759694
Bork easy
>>
who watching CES MMA 32 tonight?
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>>64759696
You get a daddy to avoid being passed around. Rest assured you're getting raped one way or the other
>>
Anyone watching Mighty Mouse on twitch?

Any chance we can get him on /heem/
>>
>>64759724
>watching people play video games

literally why?
>>
>>64759721
Or you just man up and stab a big nigga to death with a shiv you made in the workshop and don't get your asshole torn open period
>>
>>64759733
I have no friends and watching twitch streamers makes me feel like I have a friend
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>>64759724
He already posts here.
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>>64759733
It's probably more entertaining to watch him playing pinball than watching his fights
>>
>>64759736
how do you feel when the stream ends
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>>64759751
I open up another stream. I have a couple streamers I like.
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>>64759735
If rampage wanted to rape you, you wouldnt dare fight back
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>>64759746
well memed
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>>64758912

Carl Frampton was born and raised in Tigers Bay Belfast, the blackest, most sectarian loyalist hole in the country, and Irish still think he's one of them.
>>
>>64759761
The second he gets in my guard it's game over
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>>64759761
I would just kick him in the nuts and he'd tap out
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>>64759041

Irish and English (it's all British) culture is identical.
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>>64759709
i needed an mma fix

will there be a heemspeak?
>>
>watching people play video games
>paying to watch people play video games
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>>64757266


Someone needs to make one with Aldo's statements as well.
>>
>>64759823

Some people can't afford high end PC's to play games
>>
>>64759823
Bloody ridiculous isn't it
>>
>>64759801

Very Sonnen-esque with the trolling here Joe. Let's see if the Irish take the bait.
>>
>>64759823
>paying to watch people play video games on the internet
>paying to watch women fake orgasms on the internet
which is worse /heem/
>>
how is scott jorgensen still in ufc lads?
>>
>>64759836
He didn't even say much, not much salty anyway. Just seemed to want a rematch desu, his coach was worse and also ripped into Schaub
>>
Is Joe Lauzon elite?
>>
>>64759671
they're all very talented in their own ways
>>
>>64758101
>What's your excuse for manlet Mendes tossing Conor around like an empty tracksuit whenever he tried?
Maybe the fact that he had one leg, isn't a wrestler, and only found out he was fighting a wrestler on 12 days notice? Stop pretending that fight means shit, there are too many asterisks on that fight for anyone to learn a thing about who was the better fighter in any respect.
>>
>>64759857
He's Black, White, and Asian at the same time. Helps the UFC with their diversity in case the SJWs attack.
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>>64759872
No, but he's devilishly handsome
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Why is Evan Dunham not fairly ranked?

The dude only loses to the literal elite
>>
>>64759872
nah. He's way past his prime and should probably retire before he gets into more wars, even though they made him a fan favorite.
When he was in his prime, he was pretty good though, I think never changing into a decent camp held him back.
>>
GSP was spotted today at UFC HQ
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Is there such a thing as having a glass body?
>>
Brock was spotted today at UFC HQ
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>>64759761
You don't fight them dummy, you stab them in the neck when they're unawares

It's not about how manly you are, its about how far you are willing to go to protect yourself.
>>
>>64759927
yes, Tito was also vulnerable in recent times to body attacks, I think Rashad TKOed him with body shots on the ground
>>
>>64759929

Please lord let him come back. I need him and CM Punk in my life.
>>
>>64759949
so did lil nig
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>>64759927

He is the Barboza of bodies
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>>64759929
don't lie to me
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>>64759567
>Imagine if brock lesnar broke into your house and started raping your wife. You would literally be powerless to stop him.

>he's not a gun owner
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>>64759724


>he's playing Destiny
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>>64759863


Well there is the footage of him crying backstage afterwards.
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>>64759927
hard living = soft body
>>
anybody have the link to the video of dom trash-talking tj and ludwig at a podcast or something? has conor talking shit about tj too at the beginning
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>>64759969
>filename same as post content
I think you're misssing the trick here buddy
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>>64759225
>Maia vs Nelson
>'wow this white guy is getting molested...'

Calling bullshit. She would have thought they were both white.
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>>64760014
liar confirmed
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>>64759225
>I have a perfect (physically) PAWG fucktoy
post her ass goddamnit
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>>64760087
my, you are dense aren't you
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>>64759820
There can be if people just go on, we had it for a glory event and similar things, just go on there by the event and youll find out
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>tfw you have a huge cock

Those genetic feels man
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>>64760082
>not naming the file ex-fighter-and-the-fag.jpg
you're missing the point here buddy
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>>64760094

He can't, she doesn't exist.
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>>64760150
>-
>.
you can use spaces in filenames, you know.
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>>64760120
>evading the issue
Brock confirmed kill
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>>64760199
>sir my dog ate the paper
>o-ok brock don't worry I'll give an A b-but just this time alright?
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>>64760190
>using windows
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>>64760225
>>64760229
Looks like we got some /pol/ and /g/ tonight
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6 random blood and urine tests by USADA

http://www.bjpenn.com/mmanews/list-of-fighters-most-tested-by-usada-in-2015/
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>>64760229
>You were 90% white until the opening of the borders

Is that what they teach you in kangaroo land?
>>
>>64760246

>le natural 39 year old man
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>>64760246

>Jose Aldo
>8

good fucking lord
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>>64760225
That picture is exactly why I still use it.
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>>64760246
Should get a search warrant and raid his home, that nigga aint natty
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>>64760246
>Holly Holm: 7

What the hell? She only really became a thing in November and I doubt they were testing her much before that
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>>64760225
>he thinks i'm using windows
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>>64760210
too busy eating strawberries
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>>64760250
No they teach us le nation of immigrants etc, you learn that by looking at statistics and data.
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>>64760277
a year ago i was saying she failed the eye test and that's one thing USADA is going on
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>>64760307
Nice MMA Discussion you got there
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>>64760229
That guy you responded to is an idiot
>>64760307
>>
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING STAND UP FIGHT CAIN
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>>64760246
dat cuban olympic eugenics program
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>>64760295
lel same here
We only touched America in English class, and it was always about the "NYC melting pot", always phrased like that. Every year the new york melting pot would come up.

I was born in 91 though, now it's worse. The kids can't say "Reconquista" because the muzzies got mad, now the official name is the "recovery of the national territory".
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>>64760329
Thanks for the (You)
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>>64760292
terrible
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>>64760323
Oh wise Cletus, what does your eye tell you in this image?
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LET ME HEEM BRO
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>>64760287
>buying Apple
do you own a pair of beats too?
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>>64760307
> not at all
The naturalization act of 1788 stated that only "free white men of good moral character" may be citizens of the United States.
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>>64760384
>repealed 4 hears later

Can't make this shit up
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>>64760382
think you better update your tsuuubuntu if you can't use spaces in filenames, lad.
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>>64760251

He's a silver medalist Olympian in freestyle wrestling.

What age does someone need to be for you to consider them "natty"?

You rag on Sage for being too young and Romero for being too old. Seems to me you're just jealous other people have better bodies than you.
>>
What fighter had the most potential but failed the hardest?
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>>64758523
Nothing, was a conference call, those are press conferences with terrible terrible audio quality.
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>>64760384
You're also thinking of 1798
Also --> >>64760410
Looks like most politicians didn't agree with it then, did they? Immigrants also supported Jefferson.
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>>64760277

Anything to deligitimize her win over the cash cow.
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>>64760410
> The United States Naturalization Act of January 29, 1795

"The Act specified that naturalized citizenship was reserved only for "free white person[s]." It also changed the requirement in the 1790 Act of "good character" to read "good moral character."'
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>>64760421
>he did very well in the olympics
>an organization with a massive doping problem (look it up in the recent news)
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>>64760371
>he wasn't around for ufc 100
welcome new friend
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>>64760440
> You're also thinking of 1798
I was, too.
> ooks like most politicians didn't agree with it then, did they? Immigrants also supported Jefferson.
Jefferson had a rather negative view of blacks, and laws against race-mixing existed for how long?
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So realistically, how much shitposting will go down if Conor gets fucking stomped?
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>>64760458
>you will never be a teenager pumped full of drugs by old men in order to be the very best in the world at a sport
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>>64760450
Completely different dates you gave me, naturalization act of 1798 was the only thing that came up when I searched it of 1788.

Regardless, that didn't stick, just like slavery and the like. Laws change, the constitution, which doesn't specify white or nonwhite, is the only constant. So, still, america's real heritage is..American. Nowadays American can be any color.
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>>64760458

He might as well have used something in his Olympic career but the point being is that he's always been in good shape and an athlete for a long time.

In my experience, the people who like to cry "roids" all the time are people who don't even go to the gym in the first place.
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>>64760485
A few days of extreme shitposting, then a great silence as we come to terms with losing the most important fighter in UFC history ;_;
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>>64760485

More than if he wins, i'll say that much
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>>64760482
ffs idiot
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>>64760483
If he hated blacks why did he love his black mistress? Obviously he's going to employ some smoke and mirrors to mask the fact that he literally had a family with a black woman.

Notice how you said, against race mixing. That means that other races were present, and not prohibited from entering the country just mixing, which is actually something I agree with. It doesn't mean you have to bar them from entering America completely though.
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>>64760485
A day's worth. The Conor fags will run away shortly afterward so it will die off quickly
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/heem/ is just racist, a man of jesus like Yoel would never cheat.
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Coming up next on UFC on Fox - McGregor vs. Mayweather
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>>64760562
Lol.....fucking white people
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>>64760556
>just having the name 'McGregor' was punishable by death

citation needed
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>>64760494
> Regardless, that didn't stick
It essentially stuck until 1965. Race was a factor in immigration until then.

"The Hart-Celler Act abolished the quota system based on national origins that had been American immigration policy since the 1920s"

> just like slavery
Lincoln wanted to free the slaves, and then deport them to Liberia, that's why Liberia was created. Laws against race-mixing still existed after slavery was abolished.

> Nowadays American can be any color.
Yes, because it's just a legal term now. It's just somebody with a green card...kind of like any country. Anybody can have a British passport, but we were talking about legacy
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>>64760525
Hit the pub m8

you're salty when you're sober
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>>64760556
>le oppression meme
hope this ain't real tbqh
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>>64759287
hnnng
>>
>>64760526
Good points. All nonwhites need to be killed as painlessly as possible. White race traitors however need to be tortured to death.
>>
The UFC contact you and say you have to fight one UFC champ in the division above/at/or below your current weight. Who do you fight?

So for example, if you weight 185 you would have to pick between, Lawler, Rockhold and DC
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>>64760556
>It's actually real this time
Colour me surprised, should have just had him as a little footnote though for the bants

>4. Fuck off Floyd
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>>64760586
Why do those two hate each other again?
>>
COME ON I WANT YOU TO CENTER YOUR BREATHING
>>
>Conor rehearsing for upcoming film role

ITS OVER, it's Ronda all over again. He will lose focus, RDA is literally going to murder Conor and then Frankie will take his FW belt

RIP Conor, you were loved
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>>64760556
McGoober can go after Mayweather because he knows Floyd will never take a fight for less than $100 million
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>>64760526
> If he hated blacks why did he love his black mistress?

Because he enjoyed fucking.
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>>64760584
I wasn't talking about laws against race mixing you fucking spas, read my previous posts and this one as well >>64760526. I was referring to the naturalization act.

I don't support race mixing. The founding Fathers and politicians that kept the laws going weren't opposing blacks and others from being in America..just mixing with them.

>Liberia

It doesn't matter, because Lincoln wanted to literally end slavery. You don't seem to understand that laws change.

>legacy
What is American? WASPs? Protestant ulster-scots? Blacks who fought in the revolutionary war?
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>>64760645
same thing Ronda did. He's an easy target, meanwhile they don't have 1/100 of the money he made.
>>
Did the /pol/ swede move to Australia?

Can you please leave with this /pol/ nonsense?
>>
>>64760641
For some reason I really didn't see him as a guy who'd do all the film shit like Ronda
>>
Mighty Mouse doesn't have much of a social life does he
>>
>>64760666
Niggers are bad, okay?
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>>64760671

literally one of us.
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>>64760681

>literally one of us

I doubt any of you have a wife and kids
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>>64760613

Anyone?
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>>64760648
So you don't think it's possible that the woman he cared for, as a slave, and had a family with, wouldn't cause trouble for him if he came out and said "I love the negros!"?

If your reputation is at stake, you'd lie about that too. Just like that kkk or skinhead guy, I forget which, that got busted for hiring a black tranny prostitute.
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>>64760692
Calm down """"""""Mighty"""""""" Mouse
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>>64760645
>because he knows Floyd will never take a fight for less than $100 million

Or one with the possibility of him losing, am i to believe that there are people who are UFC/Boxing fans who still dont know that Mayweathers fights are rigged?
>>
>>64760577
>http://www.duhaime.org/LawMuseum/LawArticle-1593/1604-The-Abolition-of-the-Surname-Macgregor.aspx
>http://www.greatscottishclans.com/clans/macgregor.php
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>>64760671
Combat sports are full of introverted people tb(h)
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>>64760720
thanks
>>
What does McGregor even mean by asking Mayweather if he wants to fight
In the Octagon? In the Ring? Under what rules and where?
>>
>>64760717

There are more people who know about Floyd than le leprechaun man. Even Ronda wanted that red panty night.
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>>64760717
>rigged
go on
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>>64760777
>>64760745

Has this guy ever had a fight go longer than 5 seconds?
>>
>>64760759
Nothing, he's obviously just biting back.
>>
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>>64760759
Wasn't that confirmed fake?
>>
>>64760814
>>64760556
That one is real
>>
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>Holm beat Rousey
>Tate has a better chance at beating Holm than Ronda
>but Tate can and never will beat Ronda
>Tate eeks out a decision against Holly
>Ronda vs Tate
>Ronda cucks Meisha again
>OH MY GOODNESS
>Wow
>throws two or three fighters at Holly to earn her rematch
>Ronda fights Cyborg at 135 (USADA to the max no IV Cyborg)
>Ronda retires despite never giving Holly the rematch
>muh legacy
>Ronda doesn't care because she's making money
>majority don't want to see Ronda get heemed again
>Dana fw
>>
>>64760708
I believe that his views that blacks were inferior were authentic, but that doesn't mean that he can't also be in love with a black woman.
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>>64760833
>muh oppressed irishmen
it's like a fucking contest lel
>>
>>64760788
It would appear he lost his only pro fight in 2015, though I haven't seen footage of it.
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>mfw people ask if I follow other "sports"
>>
>>64759094
RDA is so unintentionally funny tho, he talks like a prepubescent kid.
>>
>>64760847

>Tate has a better chance at beating Holm than Ronda

No she doesn't. She really doesn't.
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>>64760864
Fuck yeah man
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>>64760861

>this coming from a humanitarian superpower
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>>64760900
Context?
>>
If you're white shut up about race unless you literally will give your life anonymously in exchange for the deaths of all nonwhites.
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>>64760898
>tfw she will never peek over a towel to look at your dick
>>
>>64760927
What?
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>>64760902
>not helping people fleeing from war
smfh, you have no heart Nigel.

Also
>Conor playing the success card with mayweather
>>
>>64760920
it was a post coitus kiss on cheek on their wedding night WTF DO YOU THINK THE FIGHT FINISHED
>>
>>64760425

Lesnar
>>
>>64760929
How does a weightcut affect the visible size of one's dickeroo?
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>>64760953

His body failed him.
>>
>>64752480
>>
>>64760784
>founding Father's
>1865

That act was eventually repealed yet stuff like the Jim Crow laws continued for literally another century. Just like the image of the average American, laws do change.

>race-mixing is bound to happen

But it didn't with those laws in place, and if anyone did, were heavily ostracised in both black and white communities.

>black2africa

Literally no issue with that, but I wasnt even arguing if Lincoln was a white nationalist or not, just that laws and acts change. Regardless, that is a contested topic. see pic related.

But going to Liberia doesn't solve other non-whites from entering. That solves the newly-freed slave issue.

>groups that don't hyphenate their name

So whoopi Goldberg is a real American?

So 3rd generation Hispanics that marry a white person and register Republican and own a firearm, they don't have a legacy? Theyre living the American dream.

Do you know what's printed on the statue of liberty?
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>>64760425
mousasi.
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Would you be hyped for a UFC trans-weight division?

I would.
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>>64760960
pretty bad, probably. I remember someone on TUF talking about his 'weight cut penis'
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>>64760952
So some guy kissed some other guy on the cheek that he had been beating the shit out of 10 seconds earlier? Forgive me for thinking there was more going on.
>>
>>64760858
So a white nationalist and founding father that thinks blacks are inferior, also believes blacks are good enough to keep around and reproduce with, is that what you're saying?
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>>64760989
yea youre mum can join
>>
new fred
>>64760997
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>>64761022
fuck off
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>>64761029
this thread is above bump limit
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>>64760784
>>64760969
Whoops
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>>64760969
> That act was eventually repealed

Having race play no part in immigration policy only really was established in 1965.

"The Hart-Celler Act [of 1965] abolished the quota system based on national origins that had been American immigration policy since the 1920s"

> But it didn't with those laws in place, and if anyone did, were heavily ostracised in both black and white communities.
But "laws change". Civil rights movements are inevitable in a mixed race society.

> But going to Liberia doesn't solve other non-whites from entering.
But immigration laws do, and did.

> So whoopi Goldberg is a real American?
She's an African-American.

> So 3rd generation Hispanics that marry a white person and register Republican and own a firearm, they don't have a legacy? Theyre living the American dream.
People interpret the American dream differently. Certainly many democrats would assert that they believe in the American dream.

> Do you know what's printed on the statue of liberty?
It was gift from France. Its inscription didn't represent American policy.
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>>64761007
got a chuckle but it shouldn't have
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>>64761049
"There is a natural disgust in the minds of nearly all white people to the idea of indiscriminate amalgamation of the white and black races ... A separation of the races is the only perfect preventive of amalgamation, but as an immediate separation is impossible, the next best thing is to keep them apart where they are not already together. If white and black people never get together in Kansas, they will never mix blood in Kansas ..." - Lincoln.

Clearly this shows that he didn't want race-mixing, and that he thought that a mixed race society leads to race-mixing. Laws against race-mixing don't work long term.

The deportation of course never happened, due to logistics, not desire.
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>>64761169

Are other white americans Dutch-American, German-American, Anglo-American?

Or are the only white exceptions Italian and Irish American?
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>yfw you learned Brazilians had internet
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>>64759567
Liver kick.
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>>64760847

Rousey is nothing by a meme and an embarrassment now.
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