/heem/ nice and flowey edition

who wants to fight

>>64752515

>Canadians
>Fighting

kek

>>64752515

my guard bro, get in it

What are other examples of Ronda vs Holm?

As in fighters attempting to beat the other fighter with their own style and getting absolutely shrekt? Ronda's loss should be a lesson in not listening to the yes men who tell you that you're the greatest.

Also neat to see boxing being utilised against a top grade grappler. Usually they get gripped and rekt

>>64752595
Maia vs Nelson

>>64752631
What style was the loser trying to beat the winner at?

>>64752635
Joo jeetso

>>64752635
BJJ

>>64752636

Could see Petits beating RDA in a rematch desu

>>64752508
>overhandleft
based

>>64752636 →

Could see Honda beating Holly in a rematch desu

>>64752678
you honestly thought cyborg won? Lose my number

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Cruz scheduled to start banter at 4pm EST: https://youtu.be/V871a62h36E

>>64752707
>that picture
ikekeverytiem

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>>64752707
>all this banter just to get heemed by TJ
Will Cruz ever recover?

>>64752707
5 bongs 40 bings?

>>64752703
My doctor made me take bleach baths once. It was really embarrassing but it was because of antibiotics.

>>64752731
Yes

>>64752733
>bleach baths
I don't get it, because you stank too bad?

>>64752737
Thsnks pham, should be fun

>>64752707
poor tj he has to rely on matt brown for help with his banter against cruz, uriah could almost keep up at least, well TJ is going to have a hissy fit during the call, it will be hillarious

>>64752756
>2 minutes in
>I..I'm done talking to you

>>64752595
She wasn't trying to box, Holly just had takedown defense and kept her distance, how are people not seeing this.

>>64752675
Italy in charge of predictions.

>just stop, Mr. Ravioli

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How many days per week do you train in pajamas?

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>>64752804

>>64752731
Thank you.

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>>64752707
I think 2016 is going to be a big year for bantamweight. It has a good number of contenders ready now and developing fighters that will be ready to fight for the title in the coming years. Dodson and lineker are at 135, Macdonald, Cruz, and assuncao are coming back, manlet mendes will probably end up down there too. Looking pretty good tbqphwyf

>>64752780
Because they saw Ronda flailing her arms and thought it was simply her trying to Box rather than being outclassed and having no answer.
In all fairness, I think she probably did start that fight off trying to prove her standup against a Championship Boxer but once she got hit she just lost everything. In the rematch I think she'll just try to do anything possible to get close because her Judo is still pretty top tier and one sub is all it would take

>>64752819
If only they were not manlets

>>64752819
yeah and dodson isn't listed yet

>>64752833
i wish he stayed and fought joey

THE FIGHTERS UNION ANNOUNCEMENT IS COMING SOON

197 really isn't that far away, 2 months or so? I'd be surprised if McGregor was main eventing the card

>>64752843
He says he wants 4 fights a year and to fight before 200 and at 200. That is the timeline that would make sense.

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>>64752653
what are you talking about

Why is McGregor being given another title shot? Don't they say you're not a real champion until you've defended your belt?

>>64752631
>>64752640
>>64752641
Bloody hell. Why did he bother getting off the stool for the third round?

>>64752819
Nobody will ever care about literal midgets throwing a hissy fit in a cage.

So is Frankie fighting that Hawaiian nigger?

>>64752855
True enough but I'd expect it to be announced sooner so they can build that hype
I wonder what Conor will even say to RDA or how RDA will respond to all the trash talk. Either way its a red panty night

>>64752877
I dunno m8, I kinda like MM

:^)

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>>64752877
>>64752829

>>64752862
desu I think he should defend it first but I'd be more excited about an RDA Champion vs Champion fight

>>64752862
They are scared because Frankie would take his belt and they want McGregor to be champ for UFC 200.

/heem/ Do I make you nervous?

>>64752897
He's still got at least 3'' on all the turbo manlets in that division and a bigger frame

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>>64752928
He's like an inch taller than Cruz

>>64752887
>or how RDA will respond to all the trash talk
>The Cordeiro school of smiling murder

>>64752941
cruz has the weirdest looking body

>>64752862
Technically the unification could be counted as defending it since he got the interim belt off of Mendes.

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>>64752941
>>64752928
Dont actually think he is taller than cruz

In this pic he wears reebok shoes, which give him at least 2 inches of height. Also urijah is wearing no shoes in this pic

>>64752969
No, that's a load of bullshit and you know it. The interim belt was literally a toy belt

Looks like both RDA and Conor are eager to fight again though which is nice to see desu

>Dos Anjos has a son as well as a stepson
>stepson
cuck

>>64752989
I'd be surprised if Urijah owned a pair of shoes

>>64752993
I'd agree that its meaningless, but in this situation its just enough to "warrant" him moving up to LW and challenging for the belt there.

Two eager champions who wants to fight often? I'm not going to poke holes in it.

>>64752941
t b h I am looking only at their bodies below the knee and the picture does not make sense.

>>64753012
what doesnt make sense

>>64752877
>estonia wanting every MMA fighter to be Baruto

>>64752995
his wife is fucking ugly too.
I will never fathom how a world champion is okay with having a cave troll for a wife. what is even the point

>>64753045
why do I remember her to be bangable

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>>64753016
take a look at normal feet with normal proportions and compare it to these manlets's feet.

>>64752819

Will Barao ever be a contender again? He needs to make some fundamental changes in his fighting style.

>>64753052
High test

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>>64752819

>Mcdonald ranked above Almeida

But why

>>64753056

because Faber has his feet turned outward?

>>64753067
Im pretty sure his future hinges on if Cruz or Dillashaw wins. If Dillashaw wins he is going up to 145. If Cruz wins he is a couple wins away from a shot. He will never get a belt again. I would like to see him just move to 145.

Khabib is the only one who can save us now

who is frank edgar fighting?

>>64753083

>tfw he would be the champ by now with like 3 defences if he never got injured

>>64753083
>wrestlefucker number one
lmao

>>64753083
I just want to see him fight ffs

>>64752995
I don't know whats worse, having a child with a literal bushpig, or raising a bailed kid someone made with said bushpig.

>character assassination/10

>>64753083
It's weird to think RDA is champ when everyone who saw the fight knows Khabib can make him his prison bitch at will

>>64752995

>he literally has to provide for his wifes son

>>64753074
That's the fight anon, that's the fight.

Stop it
Stop slating RDA

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what fight are you most hyped for this month and why is it Northcutt vs Holbrook?

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He better comeback just as fucking good he is seriously the best fighter at 155 if he's even remotely the same after blowing his knees out

How Does Miesha Tite beat Holly?

>>64753105
You people on 4chan really have a fucked up worldview. Instead of it being a positive thing that a child is raised with a father it is a negative thing because it is not biologically his?

smfh

>all these british kids home from school,

>>64753081

I say that Cruz or Dillashaw would not make a difference for Barao. Don't they have a similar fightling style based on footwork and movement? Barao is too static to beat those guys. And it seems as if the weight cut for bantam weight is too brutal for him. He looked terrible from the beginning of his fight against Dillashaw.

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>Pissbing with heem Anderson and put the nail in the coffin for his career

>>64753135
>sweden

>>64753131
He is one dimensional. Trash striking

>>64753136
You're not kidding anyone, it's just you who's gotten back isn't it?

>>64753148

>He is one dimensional

This fucking casual right here

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>>64753135
>You people on 4chan really have a fucked up worldview

Make sure to stop the presses.

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>>64753135
Of fucking course this post came from Sweden...

Cant wait until you guys are brutally subjugated by your refugees to be honest

>>64753134

She doesn't. Holly defends against every takedown and trounces Tate in the stand-up.

>>64753138
I'm just relaying what I have gathered from what he and his coaches have said. it's not a matter of Cruz being a better matchup for him than Dillashaw, it is that if Dillashaw is champ he won't get a third fight when he has lost twice. He has never fought Cruz so there is a good case to be made for him to get a title shot with a win or two.

>>64753148
Literally doesn't matter when his wrestling is so overpowered. Khabibs knee was kill because the Blood Gods recognized he needed a nerf

>>64753148
Then why is he undefeated in the most talented division in the UFC you fucking goof.

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>>64753182
>most talented division in the UFC
Conor is literally about to sweep in and take the belt, and it wont even be hard.

>most talented division
my sides

And to answer your question it is because he is great at wrestling

In truth, RDA fucked up by having a child with a woman that has a track record of being bailed on. Now he has two kids that share genes from that baggage handling hambeast.

The smartest thing for him would have been to adopt a child. That way at least he gets to pick a model and get reduced taxes.

Or just get a dog, it's much easier and fulfilling.

>>64753210
I wish we lived in a world where women have to face consequences for their retarded decisions, but we dont.

Even the most used up gutterslut will have some white knight faggot swoop in to 'save' them

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>>64753227
>I wish we lived in a world where women have to face consequences for their retarded decisions, but we dont.

>Even the most used up gutterslut will have some white knight faggot swoop in to 'save' them

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>>64753227
I don't want to /pol/ shit up, but breeding should be restricted/monitored.

>>64753261
Are you the guy with the skinny jeans and pit bull? You're in charge of telling people who can breed?

>Rewatch Khabib vs RDA
>RDA looks like a complete can compared to Khabib

Fake champ holding the belt

>>64753297
Khabib will never fight again though since he is too powerful for his own body at 155

if khabib fought more than once a decade he would have been knocked out with that d level boxing defense

>>64753261
Let the retards have as many kids as they want, most of them are going to die over the next 10-30 years.
I will never fathom how poor people don't understand how fucked they are in the future, and their kids are double fucked

>>64753272
Ordinary jeans and an amstaff, but yes. And I'm not proclaiming that I'm the posted boy for reproduction. I would gladly give up my right to spawn my own brand of imbeciles if that meant other lowlives would do the same.

>not_bad_for_scum.jpg

>>64753099
>implying he isn't

Khabib will be the 155lb champ if he evers fights again. No one in that division is capable of shutting down his wrestling game and if the do, then his shitty striking game carries him because people are downright scared of his wrestling and top game. He made a half guard specialist in RDA look like an amateur when RDA isn't because we both train under Gordo.

Give me some good Khabib fights to watch, I began watching You Eff See early last year and haven't seen anything from him and feel left out ;_;

How is it even possible to be as good at wrestling as Khabib is?

He makes other 'elite' wrestlers look like they have no idea wtf they are doing

>>64753339
Training with bears, but mere mortals can't replicate this training

>>64753339
wrestle bears as a kid

>>64753339

Bears

Also Sambo is GOAT

>>64753339
Because he's not a wrestler but a samboist.

>>64753334

All of his UFC fights bar the Glesion one have been bretty damn good

>>64753339
Tibau stuffed most of his takedowns

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Speaking of LW, what are this guys chances against any top 5 LW in the UFC?

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>>64753350
>>64753351
>>64753354
>bearmind

>>64753322
you're fine you're not a manlet and you're white

>>64753367

Tibau is also the biggest strongest most roided LW out there

No one else in that division has a chance grappling with Khabib

>>64753367
Because Tibau is a LHW who's conjured some form of black magic to cut to 155

If Conor wins is he arguably the greatest fighter of all time?

>>64753383
He got robbed tBh

>>64753386
No, why would he be better than Jones or GSP?

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>>64753371
0%

He would be a top 15 ranked action fighter. He doesn't have the fight IQ to make it to the top in the UFC though . Lightweight is a murderers row that leads straight into shark infested waters.

>>64753386
Lol Jon, Anderson, and Jose all have him beat by a mile in GOAT status

>But he beat Jose!

And Jake LaMotta beat SRR, but he's not the GOAT

>>64753329
Looked like shit against Tibau

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>>64753391

>He got robbed tBh

>>64753386
No lol
Hendo was a simultaneous 2-division champ as well, it's been done

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>>64753401
As someone who watched that fight as it happened, yes he did.

>>64753367
Tibau is a cheater and still one of the most boring shitters on the entire roster. I dont give a fuck what he does

>>64753415

But he didn't

>>64753416
Caring about steroids makes you underage or new, honestly. There's no reason to think Khabib is clean.

>>64753339
Luke Thomas pls go

>>64753393
He wont be better than Jones since he will go to HW and rekt the faggots there

But probably better than GSP since he is a boring french meme decision fighter

>>64753364
Thanks senpai, I'll watch the Dos Anjos one first since he's the current champ and all

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>you will see Kings mma lose both belts this year

feels good man

>>64753429
>But probably better than GSP since he is a boring french meme decision fighter

Will you irish casuals leave when Conor loses?

>>64753441
>2016
>asking questions from 2015

Is Khabib the only mostly grappler /heem/ approves of?

>>64753507
Schaub is pretty well liked, although I guess being an expert grappler doesn't make him a "grappler" per se. He will always be The Hybrid to me.

>>64753507
You can only admire that level of domination and he is highly aggressive which is weird for most top heavy grapplers

>>64753403
>PRIDE

>>64753507
Ben Askren

>>64753507
He's actually aggressive and looking to put a hurting on his opponents. The opposite of most guys that fight like them.

>>64753546
>UFC

>>64753403

>you now remeber Dan Henderson fought Rampage and somehow no one got heem'd

>>64753507
uuuh Maia?

>>64753549
Nobody here likes that dumb goof. Maybe with another win or two he can beg Dana to let him on fightpass. Absolute garbage. I'd rather watch two unranked heavyweights go to decision than ever see another askren fight.

>Conor got dominated on the ground by Chad Mini Mendes on a 2 week camp
>tfw we will never see Khabib wrestlefuck McGregor into oblivion

>>64753570
literally no one wants to see cuckbib lay on top of someone like gsp

>>64753567
If you don't appreciate ben askren, you're not a real fight fan.

>>64753584

Khabib doesn't lay on guys

he tries to finish

>>64753603
>h-he isnt like the others!!

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Looks like we have some real fuckin goofs in here today lads.

>>64753611

He isn;t

>>64753611
Did you have another nightmare about Rumble Gus? Is that why you're being such a cunt?

>>64753587
If you like Ben askren you likely own multiple fedoras and consider a GSP "fight" entertaining
>>64753603
>he tries
He doesn't do a very good job at it though, does he?

>>64753399

Tibau is juiced to the gills, EPO'd to the gills. Also arguably the biggest weight cutter in the sport. I think in a rematch Khabib GnPs him.

But at this rate it'll never happen

>>64753624

>22 wins
>7 wins by KO, 7 wins by Sub
>Not a good job
>66% finishing rate

Once Rory beats Lombard I wanna see him fight Hendricks.

Also, someone pls tell Condit not to retire. I think he barely lost the fight and I still don't want to see him go. ;_;

>>64753603
> Key word "tries"
> 2 finishes in 6 fights in the UFC

DO SUMTIN YEWW LIDL TWERP

>>64753632
>he can finish cans in the whocaresistan
He had plenty of chances to finish trujillio and he just did nothing. I don't understand where this meme that he tries to finish people came from. He never looks for the finish, he is just always moving forward.

>>64753648
He literally throws.people.around. Set a record for most takedowns in UFC history!

Jesus Christ man, him finishing that fight would have made everything underwhelming.

Why do you hate fun?

>tfw our only good fighter retires
>tfw I have no face
;_;

>>64753624
Nice try. You proved a point against you by equating Askren's style to GSP.
Their wrestling styles are completely opposite. Gsp is nothing but breadnbutter blast double and top control.
Askren's funk, bait, and scramble heavy style is unlike any other mma fighter today.
Plebs who can't wrestle can't distinguosh between the two.

>>64753648

He's fighting tough guys

RDA hasn't been finished in like 6 years

>>64753656
Shut up you dummy.

>>64753674
It's easy to looks good against cans.

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>>64753632
> 33% finishing rate in the UFC
> 1 finish vs a dude that's no longer on the roster
> 1 finish vs vs a dude with a 10-6 record in the UFC
> 4 decisions
> "Finisher"

>>64753676
take off your underwears

i'm gonna fuck you man

>>64753667
Finishing a fight would make it underwhelming? Ok.

>>64753675
>RDA hasn't been finished in like 6 years
But will he be able to take dat left hand?

>>64753702

Two finishes is twice as many as GSP had in his last 10 fights

>>64753694
True. It's a shame everyone is afraid to fight him.
Promotions fear him even more due to the threat of a "boring" champ.
Id love to see what he can due against the ufc top 10, but im sure hed slay guys like magny and means.

>>64753715
I love the mental gymnastics people go through here to justify finding Khabib entertaining over other wrestlefuckers.

Who here would rather have seen Khabib vs Ferguson instead of Ferguson vs Barboza?

>>64753715
Twenty.one.successful.takedowns.in.3.rounds.

>>64753728

>Who here would rather have seen Khabib vs Ferguson instead of Ferguson vs Barboza?

me Khabib would have made that booty his own

he's still my boy desu

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>>64753675
> Tibau: finished 5 times
> Trujillo: finished 5 times
> Healy: finished 10 times
> RDA: finished 2 times

> Didn't finish any of them
> "Finisher"

>>64753751

> Tibau: finished 5 times

Two of those came after the Khabib fight, clearly Khabib wore him down

> Trujillo: finished 5 times

Same as above

> Healy: finished 10 times

Was finished by anyone in his UFC run

> RDA: finished 2 times

meme broken jaw doesn't count

>>64753732
Chad Mendes has the most or second most takedowns in UFC history, IIRC, so is he the GOAT?

> Cause takedowns!

>>64753784
No, Khabib is. I thought we covered that.

>yfw Gray Maynard is moving down to 145

he literally wont have a brain left will he

>>64753781
Takedowns wear you out for years?

> Tibau was finished once a year and a half later and once over two and a half years later...

> Trujillo was finished once a year and a half later and once two and a half years later...

> Healy finished by anyone in the UFC, Khabib doesn't finish.

>>64753817
he is one dimensional
stuck in the mud
singular in his approach
he cant take that left hand shot

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>this discussion
permaheem yourselves lads

>>64753823

>Takedowns wear you out for years?

Yes

>>64753833
tbqh, it sounds like you're hoping Khabib will take you down and take your back, I don't know why though cause he never finishes.

>>64753845
XDDD

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>>64753822
>Maynard in charge of not becoming a vegetable

>>64753817

> Singular approach
> Shit tier striking
> Can't finish average fighters
> Glass body
> Knees hanging on by a thread

I wish he would've stayed healthy for the Ferguson fight. Ferguson would've finished him and the Khabib hype train would have been stopped.

>>64753845

I finished your mum last night lad

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>>64753868
>Ferguson would've finished him

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>>64753868

>Ferguson would've finished him

>>64753868
Ferguson is even more of a meme fighter than Khabib

>>64752766
Fookin Kekarino

>>64753868
You need to stop drinking the oil from the deep fryer.

>>64753876
> Nut hugging Khabib
> Acting like Ferguson isn't the GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH6Guj2-2kg

>>64753868
When two in a row are like
>>64753876
>>64753889
Maybe you should rethink what you said

I don't believe any of you actually find Khabib "fights" entertaining. It is hilarious how hard you all try.

>>64753900
are you that serb that had his teeth broken like 4-5 years ago and wanted me to spread one MMA shop fan page on facebook so he can win some prize ?

>>64753918
What the fuck? No.

>>64753917

GSP please go

>>64753928
ok,just askin
>>64753917
I find him entertaining, his skill level and the way he throws grown ass people around is ludacris.
He can't take that left tho.

>>64753912
>j-just go along with what these other idiots think
Lol you're such a beta bitch. I would spit in your face and you would probably apologize

>>64753948
heem yourself my man

>>64752791
>Estonia in charge of getting jokes
I was making fun of Ireland 2 posts above me, you dummy

>>64753912
>Anonymous 01/08/16(Fri)09:27:13 No.64753912 ▶>>64753948

Considering that someone said that takedowns wear guys out for 2+ years, I am not going to put too much weight into their nut hugging of Khabib.

>>64752858
the comment left on that picture by the user named "overhandleft"

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>casuals

>>64753964
>takedowns wear out guys for 2 years
holy fuck are people retarded?
/heem/ posters need to be certified to having do MMA or a fighting sport to say stuff so we wont have stupid shit like this going around

>>64753955
>h-heem urself
Wow, you can't even heem people yourself? You're lucky no commission would sanction a fight between us or I would would absolutely wreck you kid

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>>64753975
Khabib is a poor mans GSP

>mfw i started all the Khabib shit posting

Feels good mang

>>64753975
> He isn't

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>>64753982
>Swedenistan

>>64753981
I would choke you out with your BJJ white belt lad

Will 2016 be the year /heem/ finally wakes up about Khabib?

Wha happen choo you /heem/?

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>>64754013
>I'm no longer interested in Yoel Romero

>Conor McGregor vs. Rafael dos Anjos and Holly Holm vs. Miesha Tate set for UFC 197 on March 5

MUH DICK

How does this fight go? Does RDA wrestlefuck him for 25 minutes to a decision? Or does the meme train continue by the Irishman killing another hue?

Since Conor is the underdog I might put a cheeky fiver on him desu

Shit posting kills /heem/
but god I love it and I love participating

Heembros, what's your top 5 of fighters you'd love to see get heemed into another dimension?

Mine is
>1. Jon Jones
>2. Tony Ferguson
>3. Ronda Rousey (again)
>4. T.J Dillashaw
>5. Anthony Pettis

>>64754045

RDA thinks of himself as a striker now

Conor will heem him

>>64754045
I woulkd be willing to cancel both of these fights if we get conor vs aldo 2 and holly ronda 2 instead

>>64754045
no wun can handle dat lef tand sho
RDA's style is basic, he looks like he's stuck in the mod
Conor will knock him out cold inside of 2 rounds and move on to fight Lawler for the WW title

>>64754048
>Ronda (bitch)
>Ferguson (douche)
>Bisping (against someone who isn't on steriods)
>Sage (Just because wouldnt that be shocking?)
>Rumble (would also be shocking)

>>64754054
He took Pettis down a bunch and went for quite a few submission attempts. The cowboy fight was extremely short. There is nothing to suggest he has abandoned his grappling just because he has become a better striker.

when conor destroys rda, do we realize the ufc fighters are complete trash or is Conor just the GOATest of GOATs

>>64754048

I'm a sadistic fitefan

>Gray Maynard heemed again
>CB Dolloway heemed again
>Machida heemed again
>Aldo heemed again
>Manlet Mouse getting his brain scrambled around in his light bulb skull so hard her retires and 125 is scrapped

>>64754101
Ireland calm down
Conor hasn't won yet
>yet
It is not time to riverdance yet laddy

>>64754048
Sage
Jones
Rousey
Conor
Cain Velasquez

>>64754101
Somewhere in between.

But 99% of guys on the Zuffa roster are insanely overrated.

>>64752804
Literally the deformed brother of Joe Lauzon.

very important poll
http://strawpoll.me/6482028

>>64752804
Holy fuckiin kek
>>64754137

>>64754045
Dream UFC 197 Card?

> McGregor vs RDA
> Holm vs Tate
> Jacare vs Romero
> Diaz vs Ferguson
> Alameida vs Sterling

So according to you armchair experts, who ISNT a meme fighter?

>>64754156
Take your poll elsewhere, ya dummy

>>64754163
Typo
> Jacare vs Machida*

>>64752804
What the fuck is wrong with her left foot

>>64754166
>armchair experts
take your faggot ass back to sherdog or wherever you came from

>>64754166
rda

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>>64754175

>Jacare vs Machida

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Bloody hell lads, I just watched The Smashing Machine. I never realised just how hard mentally you had to be to make it in combat sports.

What happened to Mark Kerr after the documentary? Did he relapse into drugs?

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>>64754175
> Jacare vs Machida

>>64754175
>Jacare vs Machida
I like both those fighters too much to see one of them lose. I want Jacare to rebound after losing that bullshit decision to NoForGayJesus, and I want Machida to win because he is the supreme husbando.

>>64754190

died

UFC 197
McGregor vs RDA
Holm vs Tate
Northcutt vs Nate Diaz
Maia vs Woodley
Almeida vs Sterling

>>64754166
Everyone with shit striking technique

>>64754206
Northcutt vs Diaz
Please just make this a main event for a fight night
I want the EMBEDDED

>>64754190
He designs Reebok shirts

>>64754216
Sage will be fed cans for years to come.

That robot is a walking, talking ad

>>64754206
>feeding Sage to Diaz

I like your style, but ifeel that the UFC is risking a lot with booking RDA and McGregor. RDA has the ability to beat the fuck out of McGregor and if McGoober gets beaten like a government mule he will lose a lot of his appeal.

>>64754206
>Northcutt vs Diaz
lmao you're retarded

>>64754241
You don't want to see it? I can't imagine a scenario where it isn't hilarious

>>64754239
but he actually won't lose. it's a fact. Conor's striking in 1gazillion times better than anyone in the ufc, rda looks at the mat flinches and throws
wide over hands. nighty night hue

Why do mma fighters have no cardio?

>5x5 minute rounds - 25 minutes
>Boxers easily do 3x12 - 36 minutes

>>64754190
YOU JUST KNOW

>>64754273
wrestling takes more energy

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>>64754232
He is an ad
Looks like a young man

>>64754273
No idea, boxers also have to carry much heavier gloves. UFC fighters confirmed pussies

>>64754257
desu the best outcome for me is diaz taking so much shit and getting pissed cause sage is
so oblivious and just laughing at him constantly "you're so funny mr diaz"
unintentionally making a show of the punch drunk retard.
then in the fight lights diaz up.

>>64754279

Condit and Lawler didn't wrestle and they were both fucked

>>64754216
I vouch for that fight
Diaz: --comments about Sage's rich parents, privileged childhood, fake personality, invitation to Stockton, rude remarks--
Nortcutt: --laughs nervously, mentions being a fan of Diaz--

Why does Joe Rogan take steroids when he doesn't compete?

>tfw liked Sage at first
>then realized he is a maximum shill with absolutely no free will of his own and 1997 level ground game

UFC should just feed him Trevinho-tier cans on fight pass his entire career. Dont even bother to pretend he is a threat @ 155

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>>64754048
Rousey
Jones
Dillishaw
Cain velasquez
Conor (but only if its Nate Diaz)

>>64754166
Robbie Lawler

>>64754312
>>64754273
Most fighters are inefficient with their movement. It's why Conor can go 10 rounds without getting tired. Everything he does has a purpose and no energy is wasted. Most fighters are just flailing around the octagon like two retards locked in a cage.

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>>64754335
TRT makes you feel good mane.

>>64754273
The shorter rounds make it a little bit easier

Ray Borg is literally free money against Scoggins

>>64754285
Mixed martial artists throw kicks and defend takedowns... Casuals aplenty

>>64754312
I imagine kickboxing also takes more energy than regular boxing.
Kickboxing bouts are usually way less minutes/rounds than boxing.
Also UFC fighters are def cleaner than boxers, and top boxers are probably just better athletes in general

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>>64753982
Don't you have someone's child to raise or something?

>>64754335
Manlet insecurity

Rogan takes so many fucking supplements and 'brain pills' its mind boggling

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>>64754365

>Also UFC fighters are def cleaner than boxers,

>>64754362
ortiz arguably didn't even beat a 20 year old borg, that fight was close as fuck, scoggins isn't winning.

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Holy tits, what the fuck is wrong with you people!?

No wonder he is siding with the brits ffs.

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/8/10736850/conor-mcgregor-under-investigation-by-police-after-taking-gun-photo-Ireland-police

>>64754405
Conor lives in America. He is an Irish American.

>>64753045
>his wife is fucking ugly too

You dont even know what a real women is pal, real men only go for real women

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>>64754367
I don't get why Joe gets so much butthurt. All these autistically compiled YT clips of him etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLxFpQ8OvoU

I feel like Mcgoober can probably make any fight seem exciting.

>>64754398
Ray should be fighting at 115 he's smaller than joe silva

>>64754413
People are intimidated by his ability to freely express himself.

>>64754434

He;s taller than DJ

>>64754405
He couldn't be any more of a pikey if he rode into the stadium on a horse carriage.

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>TKO

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>>64754434
i honestly thought he was gay

>>64754459
>TKO
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>64754459

how can they fuck up this much

>>64753908

This guy can barely string a coherent sentence together.

>>64754405
>http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/8/10736850/conor-mcgregor-under-investigation-by-police-after-taking-gun-photo-Ireland-police

This is how everyone in Crumlin drives, if your dont have a balaclava on with a semi automatic you are literally committing suicide

>>64754379
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2015/09/10/floyd-mayweather-violated-anti-doping-rules-before-manny-pacquiao-fight-report-says/

at the current stage, it's definitely the case. I don't think Boxers have year round out of competition testing in place.

>>64754456
Nothing scares brits more then an Irish man in IRA mode

Was just waiting for the british tears to roll and i didn't have to wait long

>>64754405
The elite all over the world are going into maximum overdrive to keep people scared and helpless. Plebs can't be seen even holding guns or it might give people ideas...

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>>64754465
Other than her dark eyes she's unironically cuter than Paige.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGGUS2xk6QU

>>64754516
This

Cant have people standing up to governments gone rogue

>>64754459
It's almost too much for me to believe that a company could be this incompetent and still make a profit.
75% of Reebok staff must literally be unpaid interns

>>64754517
horrible tattoos though, seemingly.

>>64754405
This guy is a ticking timebomb. Literally the next Warmachine/ Mayhem

>>64754593
>>64754488
>>64754481
>>64754459

Wow are you guys actually this dumb?

It was officially recorded as a TKO. NSAC doesn't recognize kos in mma.

hopwfully you've been enjoying your stay here since 194. Lurk a bit more before posting again though.

>>64754405
>police investigating
>HOW DARE THEY

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>>64754405
anyone willing to investigate that should be shot

>>64754515
"The British" Colin McGregor would never turn his back on his country. He even wore a poppy to remember the English lads that laid down their lives in the name of Her Majesty, The Queen during "the troubles".

>>64754650
>Gardai show up at McGregors house
Was that you in that picture holding that gun?

>McGregor
No

>Gardai
Ok, Sorry to bother you

This is the advantage of wearing a balaclava

>>64754405
>>64754619

>it's a Conir brings a gun to the locker room episode

>>64754405
Literally a world full of statists

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>yfw Conor takes out a handgun and pops a round into RDA

>>64754707
>Gardai show up at McGregors house
Was that you in that picture holding that gun?

>McGregor
No

>Gardai
You are lying, I can see it in your eyes

>McGregor
You see nuttin in my eyes.
[Starts shootout with cops]

>>64754730
>>64754730
Not for much longer. Whether they like it or not. Our old friend Conflict is getting restless, and it looks like he will be coming out to party soon.

>>64754769
quality cringe