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First 4-Digit Day of the Year Edition

Previous Thread
>>64739438

>The Failed Integration of PGA Outcasts Sub-Edition

>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK

>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia

>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6

>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
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Wonder how Euans exam went
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Liverpool
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TEARS
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Liverpool is a LARGE right now
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Won back 1/7th of yesterdays losses today, just a week to go and I'm even for the year

leggo
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LIVERPOOP
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ayyyyy
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LIVERPOOP
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Remember that guy that said that Exeter +1 was throwing money away, and tried to give me that refund value talk? Lmao
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>>64756085
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>64756037
HUP
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i rebacked liverpoop just before they scored ahah
feeling like a shrewdie
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>>64755949

>Boasting about his winnings in the first edition even though hes only posted about stuff he could've been on all day
>Sly dig at the people who are up on the Malta tip

Can't help but feel Nestle is going the same way as Maple did before his demise. Used to very chill but is now looking for arguments, biting when he knows fine well shitposters are best ignored and just generally being over emotional. You sure you're ok lid?
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jeff smith is utterly surreal
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>>64756243
Mong
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>>64756243
Please have sex lid. Find yourself a nice qt bird and enjoy your Friday night. Really was just a lack of creativity that spawned the thread edition and the old one being on page 8. Stop worrying so much about what other people are doing lid. ;^)
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I think Nestle has distanced himself the /bet/ mafia, good to see.
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>>64756360
:^)
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>Exeter coach wearing a fedora
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>>64756193
have you seen their literally who team
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LONG LIVE KING KURT
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>>64756707

>afraid to show a real stake

why
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>>64756733
That stake is clearly very real
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AWWWWWWWWWW
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EXETER SURREAL UP TEETH SHATTERING AMOUNTS
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>Bogdan
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>>64756127
lol you sure showed me
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Exeter you crazy SOBs
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Liverpool is a LARGE again.
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Good cup match
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Reminder that Nick Goff is on Liverpool
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Peter Webb up mountains
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>>64756733

Combination of (You) whoring and knowing I would get >muh inspect element anyway
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just got home, anything urgent on the skedge before i get my shit together and start skimming it?

>>64755949
cheers lid, bet on everything alliance was very strong today
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Bama over Clemson is the free money American mug tip of the year.
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undersized mediums on yone slags -0.25 and under 3.5 t bh
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do I back the Liverpools from here?
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>>64757310
no lol are you daft m8.
liverpool is the team that you never back when down
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Bright start by Liverpool, Exeter pushing themselves, will get tired must equal Exeter lay?
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>>64757310
the only bet to ever back in liverpool matches is BTTS. As a life-long Liverpool fan, I know this to be true. We're absolutey shite at defending
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Mackers is on Exeter

everyone get on the liverpool free money train
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>>64757386

You from Liverpool m8?
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>>64757401
I was born there
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head's gone
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1 more goal pls to cover my losing Liverpool bet
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Exeter to score 4th goal @5 be silly not to
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>>64755949
thats like 5k isnt it?
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zzz slags corner goal against the run of play, probably another classical blooper
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>people unironically backing Liverpool and not supporting what would be a classic upset

You guys have no soul.
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>>64757599
we/re here for money not history
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thanks based Exeter, heading for the glorious SW, up so much
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>>64757599
I thought a Scouse final would of been good
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>>64757599
did everyone pre-stake them or think the drift was too much considering the line-up? really don't see how anyone could think this would be an actually good bet
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>>64757760
That's the League Cup la
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>>64757387
ALL ABOARD
2-3 here we come
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FUCK
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>mfw Liverpool comes back and all you lids who pretended to take exeter feel like idiots
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>>64757903

That's what you get for jinxing yourself.

>20 more mins left
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>>64757916
Only if it ends 4-2
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Come on, just 1 more goal Liverpool
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>>64758034
you misspelled Exeter
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You cannot disrespect a cup. It is an inanimate object. It is made out of things like tin & silver (probably). Barely more than an ornament.
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anyone on the soa paulo cup and iceland games? rball looking fairly positive for away teams, but then again it is ...

>rball
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I imagine Liverpool will not want to draw this, so putting some of the profit on laying the draw at low odds seems sensible
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>>64758138
I got on Liverpool or Exeter too @3.5
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>>64758137
Why bet on rball when you could watch the games online?
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All my remaining profit is on Liverpool and the draw
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tears if you weren't on the draw
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time to lay hafnarjordur
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Utter tears if you didn't lump on the draw
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>>64758317
Earned more on that match today that a couple of days of racing, but the racing has been poor this week
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>>64756937

Earned more on that match today that a couple of days of racing
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>Le Emily Webb face
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All your money on Sloane Stephens. She is the new Serena.
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Now, back to laying Leicester for a top four finish :)
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I enjoy the Klopp interviews, just tells it as he sees it
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>>64758598
zzzzzzzzz
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>>64758546

>Women's tennis

Uh I really don't know about that one m8
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I miss being profitable, is PGA worth it?
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>>64758660
git gud
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>>64758656

it's literally the most "exciting" sport to watch tbqhfamilia
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>>64758546
Watched her Quarter yesterday she was really something over that Brit
Thanks for the tip/reminder that she's playing
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fugg, had a mental plan of cashing out the unders if yone keep pushing for the 2nd and rely on the -0.25 and of course they score 2 before i can execute it
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So much on Mackers large, just ruined my nans 365, shaking.
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>>64758745

wont win
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>>64758699

It has better odds than men's tennis but I've seen someone lose a match from being 5-0 up so...never again.
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T&T league is one lads, caledonia 2nd from bottom , gave bottom newcomers sando their first win, might keep an eye on defense force -
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TIPPER LEAKS TIPPER LEAKS TIPPER LEAKS
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MACKERSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>64758776
Mackers tipped Defense Force as a large lid. Caledonia their GK is a 6 year old who just finished using diapers.
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zzzz don't tell me macks is on defense force, i'm starting to think he's spying on me/my mind
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>>64758778

?
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>>64758795
The goalie is crying, he's literally THROWING his toys out of the pram right now. Why on earth has the REFEREE let him being the pram onto the pitch in the first place? Defence Force celebrating the goal with an aeroplane impression it was nicely done but boy did the goalie not enjoy it.
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>>64758795
mackers the mentalist

well i'll get on after him for once

>tfw just noticed i double-staked yona -0.25 and single staked the unders as they score the 4th
wew
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THE ONLY GROUP I NEED IS THE PGA

22222222222222
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MACKERSSSSSSSSSS
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>>64758843
I'm enjoying this gimmick btw, keep it up

also
>not on
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Tfw not in PGA and tipperleaks ded
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*laughs*
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>tfw could have been the one to feed the people but instead macks posted it a few seconds sooner

well topping up some more anyway, literally taking candy from children
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>>64758874
this

thanks for posting the bet here, guys :(
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PENALTY
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333333333333333
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Anyone who doesn't have at least 3 figures on Defense Force needs to hang their head in shame.
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>>64758776
>>64758922
you'll never be a grown bird if you can't even open up your beak to be spoonfed

let me get more top ups in pls offense force
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>tfw martingale on -2.5 after missed up to 3-0

they'll cover, right?
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>>64758952
zzz ok bubblegum babby
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rebacking -1 FH RETIREMENT stake
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>>64758922

leach

Why would I post tips I pay for so you seething little slugs could get on
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>>64758965
by martingale I mean chased losses, obviously

on large on -2.5 from 3-0
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>Only going to make 1 grand from this
zzz
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>>64758984
not him, and I got on myself, but why would you think like this

why don't you just do nice things for your fellow anon, it feels good
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>>64758984

Also not him why would you post about it winning here and not in the PGA comments section if non PGA members aren't on?
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>>64759013

>Line goes quicker
>Increased risk of being restricted
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>>64759013
Ha! Gayyyyyy
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>>64758952
lel, didn't even intend this, did put another 50 in though, got half of my roll unavailable atm so not going too crazy
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Please stop scoring
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>>64758984
I post 90% of mackers tips in here anyway so dont worry lad

Sorry, missed this one.
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>>64759033
morally DAC desu

>>64759030
this will happen with any Mackers bet though

I estimate that there are only 40 or so leeches that are on this right now


44444444444
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Bubblegum babbies zzz
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market suspended

55555555555?
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>>64758843
literally my favourite gimmick around right now
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>>64759082

na lid. just taking away the win bet
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>>64759095
Thanks, there's more than one of us though.
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>>64759106

reported
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>>64759081
This. Anyone getting on this with a clean 365 is up about 50 quid zz.
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4 figure day.
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>>64758778
Rossy Bhoy has been kicked from PGA so cant post tips anymore haha
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>>64759125

ooooow look at me I grind away for 0.5% in Asia I'm so shrewd ooooh
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they're satisfied with the lead now, LARGE on +2
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>tfw when missed the boat on Defence Force
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>>64759095
>>64759115
seconding this, the people behind it must be talented

need a 5th before HT for full comfort
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5555555555555
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>>64759154
tears
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SIX
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at what point do you stop rebacking? I always get carried away desu
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anyone know who did they sub? is the toddler still in?
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>>64759160

Been waiting for them to stop scoring so I could jump on since the first goal lid. Had a 'mare
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>>64759153
Post slips you little slug.
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P G A
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>just got back from shagging
>have a clean 365 with 5k sitting in it

Ffs, I'm not going to make money the month, simple
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>>64759194

post betfair p&l
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>>64759187
this, if toddler is off I'm out of here desu
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>>64759194
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Up TOO much from this tbqh
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>>64759243
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP US THERE'S A BABY INVOLVED

>caledonia shots on target
stop it
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>>64759251
nice fiver lays jenny
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>>64759251

how's your year been? profit/loss?
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>Not one single reback
Suicidal
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>>64759275
15 lays on euro and overs markets lid
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>Mackers hasn't checked the weather
Pmsl the W I N D will be in second half, mark my words
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meh, 6th large on -0.25 anyway, figured if they irresponsibly put a toddler in goal, even if they subbed him the replacement can't be many months older, perhaps a kindergartener now
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What was the actual info?
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R A I N B O W
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ABSOLUTE MOUNTAINS AND MOUNTAINS CAN HEAR THE WAGESLAVES GATHERING OUTSIDE THE WINDOW WITH TORCHES
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>only up a medium

ffs
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>Still not on
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Absolute SCENES on PGA
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Anyone willing to donate $1 for a just cause? Lost my bank today. Literally broke af
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BDO darts championships been sensational
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>>64759433

Jinxed yourself with that trip m8 kek. What did you lose it on?
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>Only up 250
Suicidal
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>>64759449
I know, huh? Irony at it's finest.
Just pretty much all my bets today shitting the bed, forcing me to cash out every single one, leaving me with nothing left by the end of it
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>could have earned the title of the trinidad judge if i posted the bet slightly earlier
atleast mackers' curse is no longer active and pga didn't spasticate the lines too hard

kind of worried that this might get me limited especially as PGA got on it
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All these posts about Defence Force and these numbers??

Are bet365 running lines on how many Palestinians will be shot per hour?
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>/bet/ didnt get on sloane stephens
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WHAT WAS THE INFO?
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>>64759513
you're the j u d g e for me, mackers aint shit

based Slovakia
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>>64759530

>>64758795
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Want to get on -1.5 but scared the gravy train will slam on the breaks in the second half
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>>64759542
wew
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>Calijah is working the late shift

pmsl
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>EUAN IS MISSING THIS
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>DAC in January and missed this because I slept in.
end me
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>>64759542
thanks lid, though have to admit i was only checking the line-ups after the post and didn't suggest smacking right away, so macks helped with that atleast

>>64759530
what nestle said + recent rball/form suggested a blowout anyway
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>metaKnight is being thrown out of his storage unit right now
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Down from the game if it doesn't end 8-0+. Hate myself. Night.
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>>64759545

Really? Come on.
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>>64759530
Basically Caledonia AIA (Also known as Morvant Caledonia on some sites) are missing their regular 31 year old goalkeeper Marvin Phillip who is in the Trinidad & Tobago squad who kickoff in 30mins. Their replacement is 19 year old Deandre Villaroel. Villaroel's first match was last week against Club Sando when Phillip had already joined up with T&T squad. It didn't go well for him. Club Sando won the game 3-0, their first win of the season. Club Sando are a horrible side and they absolutely destroyed Caledonia.
Quotes from the Sando 3-0 win over Caledonia:
"Club Sando got the opener when Downing unleased a 25-yard shot past the Caledonia goalkeeper Deandre Villaroel in the 37th minute. This came as the southerners appeared on the verge of frustration following a number of missed chances in the early moments by strikers Kevon Woodley and Devon Modeste".
Club Sando enjoyed the advantage at the break and when it resumed, they received a two-goal cushion in the 53rd minute. Woodley connected with a Modeste cross from the corner only for Villaroel to push his effort into the path of over-lapping defender Gildharry to blast home.
Caledonia GOT A RARE SIGHT OF GOAL SHORTLY AFTER THE HOUR MARK but captain Kareem Joseph’a powerful shot ricochetted off the bar before being ushered to safety by a Sando defender." ***Key information in caps, first chance after 60+ minutes***
Basically to summarise, extremely one sided game with a number of missed chances for Sando. (Who are a horrible side). Also the 19 y/o keeper made a blunder for the 2nd goal, palming it into a players direction to tap in.
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About to go see The Revenant lads. Should be a solid film
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anyone fancy BTTS?
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>>64759610
same but I think we'll be alright
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>>64759530
>>64759627
Defence Force beat Club Sando 4-1 AWAY from home just a few matches at home. Since that game they beat Point Fortin 5-1 (Caledonia lost 1-0 to Point Fortin). They also beat North East Stars 6-1 (Caledonia managed their only win of the season vs North East Stars 2-1). They beat one of the best sides in the league W Connection who people may be familiar with 2-0 AWAY and only failed to win 1 match, losing 1-0 to Police FC who are a very good team.
What is even better is Defence Force despite leading the league have no players in the Trinidad & Tobago national squad currently. Their squad is FULL of ex-internationals, and ex-U20 Internationals. But none have been drafted into the current squad, which is good news for us. Trinidad are missing Kenwyne Jones (79/22) and their 2nd top scorer with a better goal/game ratio is Devorn Jorsling (41/18). Who does Devorn Jorsling play for? You guessed it. Defence Force. He has (4/5) record so far this season (Scored a hattrick last match in the 6-1 win) and ended last season with 21 goals, simply a beast. He spent a short time with Orlando City a few years back - He is too good for this league.
Summary:
Caledonia an awful side - Destroyed last week by bottom of the table
Defence Force have destroyed teams of much greater ability than Caledonia AIA
Caledonia missing their regular keeper, a 19 year old deputises who made a mistake leading to a goal last week
Defence Force with no players missing
Defence Force have the best striker in the league who was fortunately not called up to T&T squad as the manager opted to choose young local players to build for the future (21 & 23 y/o's from W Connection).
GL.
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>>64759632
on with a bit to cover enough for one reback
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REBACK????
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>4 minutes into 2nd half
>still no goal

TEARS
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ALL OVER GUYS

ABORT
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>>64759602
kek, if only the lost leaf listened to us

>>64759627
>>64759640
is this mackers? don't really recognize his writing style that much
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>>64759688
this

if the game didn't end in the 1st half for you then you need to think a bit about stuff
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Going to actually be down on this game if it doesnt end 8-0+ FUCK
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>>64759706

That's nice dear
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>All Caledonia since HT

Top kek.
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Okay how about this? (Ignore the actual trip for now)
We can make it a game.
For every dollar you send me, you're entitled to $1.5, should my bets go in. Will print slips and post them. Can take requests. I need this. We need this.
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cashing out if they get 1
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77777777777777777
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>Don't have to cash out my -6 Euro Handi @5. AIR.
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>>64759730
lol

>>64759739
go on, then

>>64759737
PayPal?
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everyone's happy now, let's sing a song
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>tfw have to cash out 4 of my previous rebacks to lump it all on -1
heads gone, I think it'l pay off though
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Gonna need a fresh 365 after this tbbh
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>substitution

ABOOORT
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>>64759756
is it my email address?
In that case [email protected]
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I missed it, I guess it's too late now
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>>64759812
Marcus pls
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is it time to dispatch scouts to trinidad&tobago? not the first time whole /bet/ is UAC off them t b h, we need more people in
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>>64759838
You're welcome
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>>64759847
>/bet/ is UAC off them

y-yeah sure we all are
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how long do Bet365 withdrawals take? I want to move some of these winnings to Unibet to increase tonight NBA stakes, will I have time
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>Sweden
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>tfw you'll never grow a neckbeard and snuggle up with Beatrice during a cold Swedish winter night

>>64759891
Anywhere from 30 minutes to 5 hours in my case
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>>64759891
Depends on what withdrawal method you use, but they usually don't go through the same day
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>>64759906
>trying to cover up your balding

just accept it, people respect that.
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>>64759906
qt3.14

>>64759907
Neither will I anymore, broke up some weeks ago.
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-1 is a gift, surely
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>>64759936
I hate my gene pool. Every fucking male in my family goes bald, and very early too.
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Cashed out -2 . Done for the night. Dont tell me the final score.
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>>64759938
Pity. You can do much better anyway Marcus. ;^)

>>64759967
Will put it in the next 5 OPs lid don't you worry.
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>>64759967

12-0
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>>64759962
Just shave the top on a grade 8 and the sides on a 4/6, will look better. I'm balding too.
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>this goal drought

it's over isnt it
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>>64759967
Guarantee they score no more than 1 more. I'm actually going to be DAC on this
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>>64759981
look-wise? doubtful.
property-wise? absolutely.

>>64759984
...You do realize I'm swedish and have no idea what you just said. pic plz
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>>64759984

>not using minoxidil
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ONE MORE GOAL PLEASE DEFENSE FORCE
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>tfw always late to the train and then say on past the last stop
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888888888888888888888888888888

UAC
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>>64760031
Definitely looks-wise. You're dating way down. Just have a bit more confidence bruv.

>>64760081
Ruthless.
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>>64760081
this fooled nobody we're all starting at the rball
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>>64760031
I believe he's referring to the guard size on a head shaver. The size of the plastic things they clip on.
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>>64759891

24 hours via bank transfer
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>not getting on +0.5 from here
momentum gone
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What does UAC mean? Kinda new
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>>64760139
Up and content
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>>64760139

up and comfy
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seriously, seriously concerned.
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>>64760139
under a car
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>>64760139
Ulterior anecdotal content, a common /bet/ mafia tactic to defuse from the real bet
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>>64760170

>tfw your gimmick gets the J West seal of approval
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>>64760147
Thanks
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fucking hell, they''re not going to do it are they
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Magic -3 vs Nets
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>>64760198
>about to be DAC on a 7-0 win

ffs why
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dafc
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>>64760215
>>64760198
UAC

KHAKHAKHAKHAKHA
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disallowed pmsl
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Hi guys, serious question here. Have any of you been under in the red then come out in the green? I'm slightly discouraged right now down 350 and wondering if I should cut my losses
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AWWWWWWWWW
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>>64760245

KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA
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>>64760253
>He's not up thousands on Defence force right now
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>>64760253
>Have any of you been under in the red then come out in the green? I'm slightly discouraged right now down 350 and wondering if I should cut my losses
Most people, especially americans, lose their first deposit t b h.
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this rball ended up looking pretty even

>9 Caledonia shots on target with no goal

>>64760253
yes
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>>64760267
>Implying bovada would ever put something profitable up
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8-0 FT. Up absolutely insane amounts. Good night and God bless. xx
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>full time sound, sounding exactly like a goal one on bet365

Lord, people on unders must be having heart attacks
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>>64760253
UniBwin was down like 2k last year by the end of January. By the end of February he had crawled himself out of that hole.
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Don't want to live in a world where Panama -2 doesn't win
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>>64760316
Such a natural bet this, the New Years gift x
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Larreborges +14.5 looks good, Malvin doesn't blow out teams that hard, always win by 6-11. If they lead by too much they'll play subs because next week they're going to play a tournament in Republica Dominicana

Will wait for a couple Malvin points and hop on a slightly bigger handi

The other matches are very even, will keep an eye on Goes SW, Trouville SW/small minus and big plus on either Defensor/Hebraica
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>>64760348
yeah but that's just because I'm super duper shrewd
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>>64760095
You serious? You gay for me?

>>64760110
Ah, I know now. That's a nope
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>>64760253
down $15 for the year so far

bet a total of 20

serves me right for jumping straight back in and not following form
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>>64760412
Nah just having a Scandinavian friend would get me massive amounts of girls here in the Caribbean. ;^)
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>>64760454
I'll be your friend for a year for $15 :^)
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>start winning most of my bets
>stakes getting larger, everything still going good
>think i finally cracked the betting code and already start fantasizing about the good life with mansions, cars and girls
>lose a couple of sure-thing bets in bad fashion, confidence takes a hit
>depression returns and come to terms that i'll never be a rich cunt
>suddenly start winning most bets again...

anyone else stuck in the /cycle/?
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>>64760253
The fact you even asked this tells me you should just stop.
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Who /dinner/ here?
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get on the bucks m8s. every time I've bet on them as undersdogs, they get up.
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>>64760507
pretty much me except replace "living the rich as fuck life" to "paying for a trip to Europe or asia" because that's most I could get into my bank account without raising suspicion. Also, I already have like 2 free trips wherever I want so I'm not really sure why I do this
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>>64760540
clean your sink trap. that's disgusting
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>>64760507
Happened to me, though it's just been the bad skedge in December and January. Fully expecting it to be all uphill from here on out till the end of the year.
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>>64760572
being a betting burger is truly hell

cant you just say you won it in vegas?
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Hebraica's foreign pivot is injured, match is being televised, out of the provided handis the most likely is Defensor +2.5 but it's more 50/50 than 70/30 so it's not value. If Hebraica's sg and f are in form the match is theirs
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>>64760612
>cant you just say you won it in vegas?
you still have to pay taxes on anything you win from vegas.
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>>64760642

based land of the free
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>>64760572
I'm very confused about this, is it illegal for burgers to bet and be largely profitable? I thought bovada was 100% ok
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>>64760540
>that full array of 4 pepper colors
appealing as fuck
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>>64760642
not even sweden have tax on betting. Atleast not from 365. This is weird because we have taxes on everything. There's even some very specific instances where you have tax on your tax
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>>64760680
depends on state, but you *should* pay taxes for winnings
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>still have to pay taxes on anything you win from vegas
"No"
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>>64760710
So if I don't, is that tax evasion?
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>>64760680
>I'm very confused about this, is it illegal for burgers to bet and be largely profitable? I thought bovada was 100% ok
I've not done a ton of research but my understanding is that it's not actually illegal for a burger to place a bet. What IS illegal is your bank dealing directly with a bookie, meaning that if you deposited with a debit card you've done something that the bank would close your account for. You also need to pay taxes on winnings as far as I know. I could be wrong about all of that though
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>>64760617
watching the malvin match, small on +16.5 after the first 3 because i don't want to sit here too long if malvin dont go on a run
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>>64760778
It's good, I would've gone medium-large on that
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>>64760787
slightly bigger small on +18.5, feel like i'm at an auction house
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>>64760740
What's the demand for betting like? Are there many campaigns with people as ardent about betting as others are about guns?

I know we all take the piss with >land of the free but such restricted gambling just seems archaic
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>>64760787
On +19.5. This better take me a step closer to the Argie dream hermano.
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also medium on jabloteh -0.25 fh, not a huge edge, feel like it's value based on gamel flow/quality of team

it's also T&T and there's not much on tonight
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>>64760714
>still have to pay taxes on anything you win from vegas
>"No"
that's not true though. If your winnings exceed $600 it's considered taxable income by the IRS and you owe federal (but not necessarily state) income tax. You can deduct your losses but if you win more than you lose by $600 you owe federal taxes period.
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tears, there have been a lot of goals coinciding with my posts today, this is like the first or second bad one so can't complain
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>not using Nitrogen so you can withdraw in bitcoin and then sell it for actual USD
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can't stop topping up on Larre Borges + handis every time the line moves up.
send help.
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Any NBA picks you like tonight?
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Haiti surreal
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>>64760737
depends on state (again), but most likely yes.
but people only care if you make winnings comparable to a job
no one cares if you make peanuts though
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>>64760888
>not arbing your bets across multiple casinos
A rookie mistake
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>>64760849
>Are there many campaigns with people as ardent about betting as others are about guns?
It's not even talked about. Betting is 99% done as something between friends or in an office pool once a year.

I used to make a lot of money with online poker when poker was at the zenith of its popularity (the amount of retards thinking they were going to win the world series of poker... unreal) and it was perfectly legal. Then Indian casinos lobbied hard and got online gambling in any form completely banned in my state. It was one of the most blatantly corrupt political laws I've ever seen and it passed EASILY. Nobody even batted an eye.
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>>64760949

bucks. and raptors money line right now.
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This is Trouville all over again isn't it?
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>>64760988
Why the Raptors?
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i don't like this, just special staked +23.5, but the last time this many people have got on uruguaybro's bet it didn't end well
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>>64761009

because they are down atm, but they are going to win.
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also topped up on jabloteh HT, sweating profusely but they are ramming it in
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>>64760919
I have no idea how to use bitcoins but nitrogen looked decent. Is it easy to trade bitcoins for money? I hesitate to add currency fluctuations to an already tenuous profit margin.
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>>64761027
I know that much. Just mean why will they win? Just trying to learn more about the NBA and wanting to know who/what to watch.
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>>64761051
Yea its not hard if youre not computer retarded
>Make Circle account and link card
>Download Electrum and make an acoount
>Put X amount of money in Circle account and convert to BTC
>Transfer your BTC to your Electrum wallet
>Send from Electrum to Nitrogen/sportsbook
Transfer times can vary but mines never taken more than ~15 minutes
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need a jabloteh goal in the first half like A I R
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>>64761150
Thanks familia. Time to convert nans christmas money into bitcoins.
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my god pls stop
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>>64761192
Make sure you get your transfer addresses right dont kek yourself
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>>64761193

This wasn't part of the script was it?
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>>64761205
>Make sure you get your transfer addresses right dont kek yourself
thanks
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c-comeback is on
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>ht doesn't come in
>sw is literally 0.2 lower at HT than at kick-off
utter utter, need borges lads to keep it up more than ever
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>>64761211
malvin hasn't won by 20 points or more in like a year, even playing the worst teams in the league

when they're 15 ahead they always put the brakes

god damn
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>>64761052

Basketball is really back and forth. Raptors are going in as favourites but Wizards got out to an early start which is very easily surmountable and great value for Raptors @2.60 when I got on. They may not win, but it is likely they will get back to even at some point.
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>>64761331
t-this d-does not lose

+16.5, 18.5 and a special on +23.5 here, not gonna sweat it so taking a break from these vices for a while
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>>64761150
>>64761205
Definitely getting on nitrogen. First two lines I looked at

>Seahawks -5 evens instead of -6 @ 1.91
>Chiefs -3 @ 1.93 instead of -3.5 @ 1.91
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>>64761406

>Seahawks -5

*laughs*
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>>64760985
This.

Basically white guilt crippled the gambling industry in the US by giving it all to the Native Americans through corrupt monopoly tier laws. The only exception is Vegas where mobsters moved out west to build casinos away from east coast law
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>>64761332
I prestaked Wizards +2.5 medium, good luck though
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>>64761501

shouldnt prestake though desu. if you took raptors when they were down 10, you can get guaranteed money when they get a basket in front by taking wizards.
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Panama have a player starting from FC DAC, lump on Cuba lads
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>>64761332
pmsl, sounds like you know about as much as me.

Oh well uac from Raptors -2.5 for the quarter.
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>>64761521
if he prestaked wizards +2.5, he could've jumped on raptors +handi/ml and still make an opportunity where he goes even or wins both/makes guaranteed money
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>>64761475
>This conversation again
We shall see on Sunday mi amigo.
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>>64761406
Nitrogen follows pinnacle's lines so it's definitely worth it. Btc price too high at the moment, and a sudden drop will negate any winnings, but trying to guess btc price is a mug's game
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I'm betting on whichever team has the hottest celebs wearing their jerseys
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hmmmm
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Wind time lids ;)
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Defensor's pivot also injured now, got his face bashed and broken nose

They will keep chucking 3s until the end though if somehow Hebraica got +10.5 it would be really good but it won't happen
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>>64761713
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>>64761713
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get on mavs. $2.75 is top value. cash out when they get back to even in the 2nd or 3rd though, because bucks are winning.
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>>64761830
Do you have online in-play betting m8? I thought the gubmint banned it, are you phoning in?
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>>64761881

bet365 m8. a robot calls your computer. wait til she says "hello anon", then just hit confirm and it places it for you.
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Waibop -0.25 @1.81 - Medium
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Queretaro @1.95 if you can get it
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who /freemoney/ here?
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>>64755949
That's like what $2000?
U strippin for homos faggot?
KEK
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>>64761980
why?
>>64761961
but why?
>>64761905
but why tho?
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>>64762054
Team news and WIND
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>>64762054
Look like the better team so far. Have had the majority of chances
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Slovakia must be have heart palpitations right about now over this game
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>>64762096

i got small on queretaro -0.5 @2.02
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Need Malvin to sub in some kids from the stands. This can't keep going on much longer.
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>>64762054
Plus, their keeper looks like a Mexican Mackers
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Wellington gk having a worldie
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>Malvin willingly missing free throws
>Larre Borges still unable to close the gap

pmsl would probably dominate with my humble 6'4 on that team
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>>64762131

cheers lid. 11111111111111111111
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>>64760778
worm

>>64760824
worm
>>64760860
worm

>>64761016
bird
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>>64762096
>>64762078
On Querataro, don't trust Waibop after last time. Thanks for the info
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>>64762188
Rebacked +23.5 you bloody creep. Up 12 euro ;^)
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>>64762194
Bet you'd be on it if I had my trip on
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>>64762188
kek

up 3 euros from this match unreal

need to be spoonfed a worldie, got a void in the jablo match on o4 too, craving profits
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>>64762232

JOE
O
E
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>>64762232
Probably not
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>atlas scored

at least i got on over 2.5 goals ameribets
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small on mineros race to 7 corners, not trusting mexican finishing t b h
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>>64762232
That you jamboree?
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>>64762283
Don't worry senpai, they've got them right where they want them
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>>64762322
kek
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Wellington outfield with an average age of 16.6, can't even imagine their frail little bodies up against this wind 2nd half
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>>64762352
Seems like they're coping just fine. ;^)
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Why the fuck did I take Memphis at -6 :(
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>>64762352
now you can reback, liddo
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>>64762352
i was swayed by the writing and almost got caught, wew
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>>64762352

Are they not swapping ends?
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>2-12 shots on target
>2-0
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>>64762396
Yes, wind behind Waibop now

>>64762395
Not even lying, no idea what's going on
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>>64762396
just running up the value before these twiglets get blown off the pitch by a slight gust

smackers smacking minus religously
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>>64762422

Maybe it's so windy it's blown their GK away.
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Comebacks on. tears if you didnt reback.
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What is the bet????????
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like taking value from children pmsl, putting myself on the registered sex offender list voluntarily
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Should I take Knicks ML right now? So tempting.
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>>64762460

>pretending you are up when its 2-1
fuck off
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>atlas again

tears
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>staked 35 to win 3
ayy

was about to put a special on +24.5 but I had no more money in my bet365 account
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>>64762458
Mong
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Maybe Mackers is in goal with that keeping. Dire
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atlas/queretaro over 4.5 is value.
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>>64762496
>tfw also got on Welcome +26.5 and Hebraica +10.5
comfy games overall desu
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>>64762474
zzzzzz, there's too many fans=too much wind, higher chance of them getting blown away all the way to australia than me losing these bets liddo
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>>64762466
ALL IN ON THE KNICKS
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did anyone research he panama game? cuba still on a +1.25, panama did pretty much nothing in the last 20-30 minutes
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>>64762583
is this bait?
spurs win by double digits
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>>64762528
Couldn't believe it when Hebraica got 14 points below, it was a lock, they almost win the match

I didn't trust Welcome though as they were getting trashed and had lost a couple matches very hard this tournament

But I didn't have money to bet, rip

Glad I was able to help

Will deposit a bit more so I don't miss out tomorrow
>>
BritTurk surreal.
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One more please Waibop

>>64762598
Ends 4-0
>>
22222222222 wind surreal
>>
33333333333
>>
W A I B O P
I
N
D
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>betfair will never carry New Zealand games so you can make bank on wind bets
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>Didn't take SW from 0-2 down.

Doing all sorts of things wrong.
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>>64762681
went small on the +1.25 anyway

>>64762474
seething, want me to post the screen of the SW re-back and FH steaks?
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Hi what's the difference between a regular corner and an Asian corner thanks x
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>>64762785
Have to squint your eyes when taking an asian corner bruv.
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>>64762785
An asian corner they change to a yellow ball for that particular corner only.
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>>64762781
Just saw this now but Cuba with a terrible domestic based team out who are mostly u21, Panama not threatening though and happy to protect the lead
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Fucking hell lads, what happened in the waibop game, went for a poo at 2-0 and come back and its 2-3 absolutely surreal mates
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>>64762785
asian corners are priced really cheaply
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i was pretty confident about this, does anyone think that $7 is great value?
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>>64762785
Asian corners are shorter
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>>64762785
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>>64762839
I would get on that half-small if I could. If you look at past data I'm sure it's a wash but I've watched Reid design a lot of plays to get Kelce the ball in big game situations. He's the "secret" weapon.
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Up brains today 2bh
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I think bucks are my nba team /bet/. Good choice?
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>>64762968
DAC
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>>64762968
>Waibop

Been down every single day in 2016 so far. Doing it all wrong
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Knicks are still the bet? I don't know anything about the "sport"
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>>64763032
>Knicks ever being "the" bet
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>>64762968
I'm up 8 euros out of my shitty 30 euro bank :^)
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>>64762781

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>64763032

+11.5 is alright with only a half left. the win is a horrible bet though
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>>64763077
not my fault you aren't up from when they were 2-0 down liddo
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>sloane stephens LITERALLY feasting on these white girls one by one
>btfo woz earlier today
>another 2-0 coming now
shame I didn't pre-stake a 2-0 on her and took match winner instead
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>>64763157

yes it is
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>>64763077
>>64763077
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>
B R I T T U R K
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Up up up up get the fuck innnn
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>>64763172

>didnt know it was on yet
>was going to prestake goerges because I figured already playing today weakens stephens' game

thank god.
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>>64763201

What?
>>
Waibop un fucking real
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>mineros get a red, ah drops to 0, figure i'll take it as race to 7 is looking good and they're the better team
>second red 2 minutes ago
make america great again
>>
MOUNTAINS AND MOUNTAINS

accidentaly cashed out my cuba +1.25 for a 25% loss as i was maniacally scrolling down my open bets to confirm not even mad
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>>64763208
On Georges too, especially after this one faggot spamming Stephens in /bet/
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>>64763232
You on Hamburg DNB tomorrow bruv? No Klaassen and El Ghazi. Having a feeling that the men will be separated from the boys. ;)
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>bucks cheerleaders dancing in flanno to country music

GOAT cheerleaders
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>>64763073
>up 8 euros out of my shitty 30 euro bank
nice

30%
0
%
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Goddamn Denver is getting refballed
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shaking for mineiros to hold the draw, preferably with 3 more cornettos

feel like a madman, my fingers danced on their own as i re-backed -0.25 @5.2 seconds before the goal, can not spake
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>>64763331
>still only down 1
the shanty town of memphis
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>Not betting exclusively on tennis
>2016
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>>64763383
met a guy in a pub that houses a bookie who claimed to bet solely on tennis, was offering me his personal blacklist for 10 euros lel
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FUCK last second knicks 2 fucked -3.5 3rd quarter
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>>64763321
luckily I'm hovering between 20-30% profit in local sports

too bad I've destroyed the bank I made on /bet/ tips
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>>64763308
Definitely not prestaking friendlies t b h
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Why isn't the D O M I N O S meme used that much now lads? Getting concerned.
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>>64763501
>Maple
>Meta

Tears lad. Doing it all wrong.
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>>64763501
metaKnight needs to get his shit together
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>>64763501
>2-10
jesus, and i thought /bet/ was actually pretty profitable these days, you probably couldn't pick that many losers if you tried, i might have been a part of it too
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>>64763538
my spreadsheet is reaching meme status
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>>64763540
are you implying he ever had his shit together?
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Tijuana just wins lads. If it losses I'll never post here again.
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>>64763501
>no me
Disappointing
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>>64763618
i was crossing my fingers for my own category too :-(

any potential value in sydney slags?
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>>64763501
the only bet I followed from you was something like 'if Hawks don't win by 20 I'll be surprised' on a -10.5, it lost
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How is heat faring?
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>>64762681
IMAGINE NOT BEING ON 4-0 CS UP UP UP UP
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making categories for tippers started a couple weeks ago with luckpuck and metaknight's dota tips

I'm not following tips posted here for a while so don't expect your categories soon. don't worry I lost on everyone, euan and jwest included
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>>64763677
kek
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Who /dinner/ here?
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nearly there lids. will make up for the past 2 weeks of bets.
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>>64763722
>thinking anyone cares enough to take a photo
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>>64760563
literally lucked out desu
warriors booty blasting blazers, and starting line was only -10
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>>64763722
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>>64763756

yeah. I was shaking. But I got on Mavs at $2.70 when they were down so it wouldn't have been much of a loss. Glad they kept >>64763745 in play though.
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>>64763759

Why on earth would you put that much tomato sauce on there jesus christ
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>>64763704
was bummed about the accidental cash-out but it worked out in the end, good call jonge

>>64763722
>various fresh veggies with fastfood
i don't like this meme, would look normal maybe on a plate next to a wienerschnitzel but this just triggers me in an uncanny valley way
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>>64763501
/bet/ has been surreal in 2016 :^)
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>>64763782
Why would you put it on there at all? Ketchup is for children
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>>64763792

>the state of uruguay
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>>64763792
>only one in red
fuck malvin
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>>64763779
>hedging parlay
>not rebacking when it was 94-95
cheers though, got my own 5 leg accy with only thunder/warriors/spurs left to sweat about
>>64763782
not tomato sauce, it's ketchup
tastes a lot different
>>
FA cup tomorrow who ya got?
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>>64763822

well i tipped mavs @2.70 thinking they would come back sooner and bump bucks above $2 for /freemoney/. But it never happened.
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>>64763792
>nestle 11.7%
getting a few britanons to collect that protection money, you've been getting spoonfed too much, capiche?

>tfw just realised i'm 200 short of my first 1k profit day in my life
time to not place a bet and go to bed because it will most likely be un-shrewd, unless momma bird returns and spoonfeeds me a worldie
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>he's not on tomic
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>>64763816
The argie dream will have to wait for a while.

>>64763868
Was in red before today so I can't complain hoping this is the turn around.
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>>64763822

No tomato sauce and ketchup are the same thing here
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I'm sorry to trouble you fine lads with this pleb question but it's my first time playing with Asian handicaps and I'm confused.

-0.5 Asian means you're backing a win only, right? Which makes it the same as betting on the match result in a normal market. So why the hell did I get odds of 2.4 on a team that was 3 goals up with 15 minutes left of the match? The match result odds were 1.015. What dumbfuck thing am I missing here?
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>>64763899
>tfw not profitable enough to get my pair of uruguay gfs
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>>64763785
>fast food
Tears bud, that's bison
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>>64763910
Whenever you bet on an asian handicap it's as if the game starts at 0-0 again. So if Panama hadn't scored the 4-0 (1-0) your bet would have lost.
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>>64763936

Gotcha. Thanks.
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>>64763910

Its in the OP.
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>>64763932

>ywn fuck 2 slags on a table side-by-side
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>>64763910
>>64763936
To add to this some sites don't count the asian handi as if the game is 0-0. For example Marathon bet counts it as a regular handi. Your -0.5 there would have been a -3.5.

>>64763932
>Buenos Aires cost of living $737.36

Yeah not profitable enough yet either maybe just for one, but why stop there?
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zzzz imagine i won't get in a good overs bet on the spic match, can't wait for precisely timed valuefucker goals
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>>64763906
oh my mistake, tomato sauce normally implies something you'd put on spaghetti and ketchup you eat with fries mostly
>that knicks scare
jesus
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>>64763997
meant the cimarrones-oaxaca one btw, looks good for overs but not good enough to smack without waiting a bit t bh
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>>64763612
HUP HUP
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>>64764244

>matches last 20 minutes
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>going to bar to meet a girl
S-send tips
Amount of sentences until I spill spaghetti
O2.5 @1.3
U2.5 @2.75
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>>64764369

Unders absolute value. $250 on unders.
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>>64764369
>“The beauty of this dinner if that if you do it right, you can actually have her tell you all the answers.”.
>“There’ll be plenty of drinks”
>“Not for you. You order a scotch rocks and water. You drink half of it until it turns see-through. You get another”
>“And then, well, then it’s kind of like being on a date”
>“Flattery, I suppose”
>“Within reason. But I find it’s best to smile and sit there like you’ve got no place to go, and just let them talk. Somewhere in the middle of the entrée, they’ll throw out something revealing. And you want to wait until dessert to pounce on it. You know, let her know you’ve got the same problem she has, whatever it is. And then you’re in a conspiracy. The basis of a ‘relationship.”
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>want to bankroll heat
>but bookie mispriced suns ML at 7.00
>think about it for a minute
>suns are now only 3.00
feels like a trap game, guess I should just watch and hope my fivers pass without any more money
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>heat losing

PANIC
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man now I'm talking to my best friend

I really missed him the three weeks he was gone uncommunicated, people become very bitchy in these dates

comfyposting here preserved my sanity even though I had the worst luck with tips
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>>64764390
First sentence to be hello
Yes @ 1.2
No @3
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>>64764527
Why dont you marry him since you love him so much
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>>64764527
same here desu, used to socialise every other day but had like 2-3 weeks where i only talked to my family and my weedman pretty much, was quite eerie

really didn't want to force bets but i'm large on murcielago sw and a bit on ht, looked good pre-game and rball surreal
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>>64764527
/nightbet/ comfy as fuck
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>my cheeky tenner on exeter +1 actually won

>the absolute state of liverpool football club
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>>64764527
>people become very bitchy in these dates

Tell me about it.

>On a drunk night I gave this girl I was flirting with my facebook info
>She adds me the next day and I don't accept realizing she's much uglier without beer goggles
>Yesterday get added by a hottie who says she would like my whatsapp to get to know me
>Figure it's some kind of Nigerian prince scheme and decide to roll with it just for shit and giggles
>Its the ugly girl who adds me and spams me messages and voicemails asking me why I'm ignoring her
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The o/u on golden state portland is 232.5. Taking the unders here seems safe
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>murcielagos missed penalty
JUST
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>>64764696

its already 126. and GS go hard in the back end of the game. Good luck though.
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Murcielagos missing el penal. Can imagine it was a bunch of manlets pushing each-other around nervously claiming they'd want to take it. And eventually shanking it out of bounds.
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Damn, Kobe just crossed a nigga up like he was 33 again
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>>64764719
least the overs aren't looking too bad, put a small on oaxaca @2.75

will need murcielagos to get their shit together
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>>64764779
>will need their shit together
>receive red card seconds after i hit the post button
P O T T E R Y
O
T
T
E
R
Y
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>>64764731
>crossing Nick Collison over
Wowitsfuckingnothing.jpeg
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>>64764779
>>64764795
Got to account for that latino testosterone when betting on these South American games.
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w-whatever, already won a spic bet with 2 red cards few hours ago, bring them on, it's just more value
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>heat choking

TEARS
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>>64764822
need a miracle, can't imagine a missed pen + red classic combo keeping me from dem sweet 4 figs
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>>64764498
hope you got on suns earlier m8
can never be too sure about heat finishing games
I still remember when they had a 20 pt lead vs bucks and lost to a buzzer beater 3 while only having 10 pts in the 4th
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HEAT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
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australian friendly on now, didn't find much on it though,should be overs as usual
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Shaking Lids
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>>64764978
put $100 on ML at 1.4 to join in the sweatyness
heat not looking great but it is the >suns, the original team of the definition of sadness
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>>64762605
>lost by 1 point

Anyway, they covered

deal with it straya :^)
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>>64764918
zzz, missed opportunities
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>>64764996

sweaty enough m8
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okc better not blow this
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>>64765015
>that bosh dagger
and cinched
>>64765049
got the same accy + akron, I don't think they will cover the -13 but I'm almost 100% they win this
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what's the bonus under the team name mean? watched heaps, but still don't know.
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MONEY TRAIN
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