First 4-Digit Day of the Year Edition
>The Failed Integration of PGA Outcasts Sub-Edition
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
>Boasting about his winnings in the first edition even though hes only posted about stuff he could've been on all day
>Sly dig at the people who are up on the Malta tip
Can't help but feel Nestle is going the same way as Maple did before his demise. Used to very chill but is now looking for arguments, biting when he knows fine well shitposters are best ignored and just generally being over emotional. You sure you're ok lid?
Please have sex lid. Find yourself a nice qt bird and enjoy your Friday night. Really was just a lack of creativity that spawned the thread edition and the old one being on page 8. Stop worrying so much about what other people are doing lid. ;^)
>mfw Liverpool comes back and all you lids who pretended to take exeter feel like idiots
The goalie is crying, he's literally THROWING his toys out of the pram right now. Why on earth has the REFEREE let him being the pram onto the pitch in the first place? Defence Force celebrating the goal with an aeroplane impression it was nicely done but boy did the goalie not enjoy it.
lel, didn't even intend this, did put another 50 in though, got half of my roll unavailable atm so not going too crazy
I know, huh? Irony at it's finest.
Just pretty much all my bets today shitting the bed, forcing me to cash out every single one, leaving me with nothing left by the end of it
>could have earned the title of the trinidad judge if i posted the bet slightly earlier
atleast mackers' curse is no longer active and pga didn't spasticate the lines too hard
kind of worried that this might get me limited especially as PGA got on it
thanks lid, though have to admit i was only checking the line-ups after the post and didn't suggest smacking right away, so macks helped with that atleast
what nestle said + recent rball/form suggested a blowout anyway
Basically Caledonia AIA (Also known as Morvant Caledonia on some sites) are missing their regular 31 year old goalkeeper Marvin Phillip who is in the Trinidad & Tobago squad who kickoff in 30mins. Their replacement is 19 year old Deandre Villaroel. Villaroel's first match was last week against Club Sando when Phillip had already joined up with T&T squad. It didn't go well for him. Club Sando won the game 3-0, their first win of the season. Club Sando are a horrible side and they absolutely destroyed Caledonia.
Quotes from the Sando 3-0 win over Caledonia:
"Club Sando got the opener when Downing unleased a 25-yard shot past the Caledonia goalkeeper Deandre Villaroel in the 37th minute. This came as the southerners appeared on the verge of frustration following a number of missed chances in the early moments by strikers Kevon Woodley and Devon Modeste".
Club Sando enjoyed the advantage at the break and when it resumed, they received a two-goal cushion in the 53rd minute. Woodley connected with a Modeste cross from the corner only for Villaroel to push his effort into the path of over-lapping defender Gildharry to blast home.
Caledonia GOT A RARE SIGHT OF GOAL SHORTLY AFTER THE HOUR MARK but captain Kareem Joseph’a powerful shot ricochetted off the bar before being ushered to safety by a Sando defender." ***Key information in caps, first chance after 60+ minutes***
Basically to summarise, extremely one sided game with a number of missed chances for Sando. (Who are a horrible side). Also the 19 y/o keeper made a blunder for the 2nd goal, palming it into a players direction to tap in.
Defence Force beat Club Sando 4-1 AWAY from home just a few matches at home. Since that game they beat Point Fortin 5-1 (Caledonia lost 1-0 to Point Fortin). They also beat North East Stars 6-1 (Caledonia managed their only win of the season vs North East Stars 2-1). They beat one of the best sides in the league W Connection who people may be familiar with 2-0 AWAY and only failed to win 1 match, losing 1-0 to Police FC who are a very good team.
What is even better is Defence Force despite leading the league have no players in the Trinidad & Tobago national squad currently. Their squad is FULL of ex-internationals, and ex-U20 Internationals. But none have been drafted into the current squad, which is good news for us. Trinidad are missing Kenwyne Jones (79/22) and their 2nd top scorer with a better goal/game ratio is Devorn Jorsling (41/18). Who does Devorn Jorsling play for? You guessed it. Defence Force. He has (4/5) record so far this season (Scored a hattrick last match in the 6-1 win) and ended last season with 21 goals, simply a beast. He spent a short time with Orlando City a few years back - He is too good for this league.
Caledonia an awful side - Destroyed last week by bottom of the table
Defence Force have destroyed teams of much greater ability than Caledonia AIA
Caledonia missing their regular keeper, a 19 year old deputises who made a mistake leading to a goal last week
Defence Force with no players missing
Defence Force have the best striker in the league who was fortunately not called up to T&T squad as the manager opted to choose young local players to build for the future (21 & 23 y/o's from W Connection).
Okay how about this? (Ignore the actual trip for now)
We can make it a game.
For every dollar you send me, you're entitled to $1.5, should my bets go in. Will print slips and post them. Can take requests. I need this. We need this.
>tfw you'll never grow a neckbeard and snuggle up with Beatrice during a cold Swedish winter night
Anywhere from 30 minutes to 5 hours in my case
>Have any of you been under in the red then come out in the green? I'm slightly discouraged right now down 350 and wondering if I should cut my losses
Most people, especially americans, lose their first deposit t b h.
Larreborges +14.5 looks good, Malvin doesn't blow out teams that hard, always win by 6-11. If they lead by too much they'll play subs because next week they're going to play a tournament in Republica Dominicana
Will wait for a couple Malvin points and hop on a slightly bigger handi
The other matches are very even, will keep an eye on Goes SW, Trouville SW/small minus and big plus on either Defensor/Hebraica
yeah but that's just because I'm super duper shrewd
>start winning most of my bets
>stakes getting larger, everything still going good
>think i finally cracked the betting code and already start fantasizing about the good life with mansions, cars and girls
>lose a couple of sure-thing bets in bad fashion, confidence takes a hit
>depression returns and come to terms that i'll never be a rich cunt
>suddenly start winning most bets again...
anyone else stuck in the /cycle/?
pretty much me except replace "living the rich as fuck life" to "paying for a trip to Europe or asia" because that's most I could get into my bank account without raising suspicion. Also, I already have like 2 free trips wherever I want so I'm not really sure why I do this
Hebraica's foreign pivot is injured, match is being televised, out of the provided handis the most likely is Defensor +2.5 but it's more 50/50 than 70/30 so it's not value. If Hebraica's sg and f are in form the match is theirs
>that full array of 4 pepper colors
appealing as fuck
not even sweden have tax on betting. Atleast not from 365. This is weird because we have taxes on everything. There's even some very specific instances where you have tax on your tax
>I'm very confused about this, is it illegal for burgers to bet and be largely profitable? I thought bovada was 100% ok
I've not done a ton of research but my understanding is that it's not actually illegal for a burger to place a bet. What IS illegal is your bank dealing directly with a bookie, meaning that if you deposited with a debit card you've done something that the bank would close your account for. You also need to pay taxes on winnings as far as I know. I could be wrong about all of that though
What's the demand for betting like? Are there many campaigns with people as ardent about betting as others are about guns?
I know we all take the piss with >land of the free but such restricted gambling just seems archaic
>still have to pay taxes on anything you win from vegas
that's not true though. If your winnings exceed $600 it's considered taxable income by the IRS and you owe federal (but not necessarily state) income tax. You can deduct your losses but if you win more than you lose by $600 you owe federal taxes period.
>Are there many campaigns with people as ardent about betting as others are about guns?
It's not even talked about. Betting is 99% done as something between friends or in an office pool once a year.
I used to make a lot of money with online poker when poker was at the zenith of its popularity (the amount of retards thinking they were going to win the world series of poker... unreal) and it was perfectly legal. Then Indian casinos lobbied hard and got online gambling in any form completely banned in my state. It was one of the most blatantly corrupt political laws I've ever seen and it passed EASILY. Nobody even batted an eye.
I have no idea how to use bitcoins but nitrogen looked decent. Is it easy to trade bitcoins for money? I hesitate to add currency fluctuations to an already tenuous profit margin.
Yea its not hard if youre not computer retarded
>Make Circle account and link card
>Download Electrum and make an acoount
>Put X amount of money in Circle account and convert to BTC
>Transfer your BTC to your Electrum wallet
>Send from Electrum to Nitrogen/sportsbook
Transfer times can vary but mines never taken more than ~15 minutes
Basketball is really back and forth. Raptors are going in as favourites but Wizards got out to an early start which is very easily surmountable and great value for Raptors @2.60 when I got on. They may not win, but it is likely they will get back to even at some point.
Basically white guilt crippled the gambling industry in the US by giving it all to the Native Americans through corrupt monopoly tier laws. The only exception is Vegas where mobsters moved out west to build casinos away from east coast law
>This conversation again
We shall see on Sunday mi amigo.
Nitrogen follows pinnacle's lines so it's definitely worth it. Btc price too high at the moment, and a sudden drop will negate any winnings, but trying to guess btc price is a mug's game
I'm betting on whichever team has the hottest celebs wearing their jerseys
Defensor's pivot also injured now, got his face bashed and broken nose
They will keep chucking 3s until the end though if somehow Hebraica got +10.5 it would be really good but it won't happen
>staked 35 to win 3
was about to put a special on +24.5 but I had no more money in my bet365 account
zzzzzz, there's too many fans=too much wind, higher chance of them getting blown away all the way to australia than me losing these bets liddo
Couldn't believe it when Hebraica got 14 points below, it was a lock, they almost win the match
I didn't trust Welcome though as they were getting trashed and had lost a couple matches very hard this tournament
But I didn't have money to bet, rip
Glad I was able to help
Will deposit a bit more so I don't miss out tomorrow
i was pretty confident about this, does anyone think that $7 is great value?
I would get on that half-small if I could. If you look at past data I'm sure it's a wash but I've watched Reid design a lot of plays to get Kelce the ball in big game situations. He's the "secret" weapon.
>still only down 1
the shanty town of memphis
luckily I'm hovering between 20-30% profit in local sports
too bad I've destroyed the bank I made on /bet/ tips
making categories for tippers started a couple weeks ago with luckpuck and metaknight's dota tips
I'm not following tips posted here for a while so don't expect your categories soon. don't worry I lost on everyone, euan and jwest included
nearly there lids. will make up for the past 2 weeks of bets.
literally lucked out desu
warriors booty blasting blazers, and starting line was only -10
was bummed about the accidental cash-out but it worked out in the end, good call jonge
>various fresh veggies with fastfood
i don't like this meme, would look normal maybe on a plate next to a wienerschnitzel but this just triggers me in an uncanny valley way
>not rebacking when it was 94-95
cheers though, got my own 5 leg accy with only thunder/warriors/spurs left to sweat about
not tomato sauce, it's ketchup
tastes a lot different
getting a few britanons to collect that protection money, you've been getting spoonfed too much, capiche?
>tfw just realised i'm 200 short of my first 1k profit day in my life
time to not place a bet and go to bed because it will most likely be un-shrewd, unless momma bird returns and spoonfeeds me a worldie
The argie dream will have to wait for a while.
Was in red before today so I can't complain hoping this is the turn around.
I'm sorry to trouble you fine lads with this pleb question but it's my first time playing with Asian handicaps and I'm confused.
-0.5 Asian means you're backing a win only, right? Which makes it the same as betting on the match result in a normal market. So why the hell did I get odds of 2.4 on a team that was 3 goals up with 15 minutes left of the match? The match result odds were 1.015. What dumbfuck thing am I missing here?
>tfw not profitable enough to get my pair of uruguay gfs
To add to this some sites don't count the asian handi as if the game is 0-0. For example Marathon bet counts it as a regular handi. Your -0.5 there would have been a -3.5.
>Buenos Aires cost of living $737.36
Yeah not profitable enough yet either maybe just for one, but why stop there?
>“The beauty of this dinner if that if you do it right, you can actually have her tell you all the answers.”.
>“There’ll be plenty of drinks”
>“Not for you. You order a scotch rocks and water. You drink half of it until it turns see-through. You get another”
>“And then, well, then it’s kind of like being on a date”
>“Flattery, I suppose”
>“Within reason. But I find it’s best to smile and sit there like you’ve got no place to go, and just let them talk. Somewhere in the middle of the entrée, they’ll throw out something revealing. And you want to wait until dessert to pounce on it. You know, let her know you’ve got the same problem she has, whatever it is. And then you’re in a conspiracy. The basis of a ‘relationship.”
>want to bankroll heat
>but bookie mispriced suns ML at 7.00
>think about it for a minute
>suns are now only 3.00
feels like a trap game, guess I should just watch and hope my fivers pass without any more money
man now I'm talking to my best friend
I really missed him the three weeks he was gone uncommunicated, people become very bitchy in these dates
comfyposting here preserved my sanity even though I had the worst luck with tips
same here desu, used to socialise every other day but had like 2-3 weeks where i only talked to my family and my weedman pretty much, was quite eerie
really didn't want to force bets but i'm large on murcielago sw and a bit on ht, looked good pre-game and rball surreal
>my cheeky tenner on exeter +1 actually won
>the absolute state of liverpool football club
>people become very bitchy in these dates
Tell me about it.
>On a drunk night I gave this girl I was flirting with my facebook info
>She adds me the next day and I don't accept realizing she's much uglier without beer goggles
>Yesterday get added by a hottie who says she would like my whatsapp to get to know me
>Figure it's some kind of Nigerian prince scheme and decide to roll with it just for shit and giggles
>Its the ugly girl who adds me and spams me messages and voicemails asking me why I'm ignoring her
hope you got on suns earlier m8
can never be too sure about heat finishing games
I still remember when they had a 20 pt lead vs bucks and lost to a buzzer beater 3 while only having 10 pts in the 4th
>that bosh dagger
got the same accy + akron, I don't think they will cover the -13 but I'm almost 100% they win this