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Sickening sums on the -7 Euro Handi. Would not normally do this, but I don't ever remember these Australian pirates showing mercy to their opponents. 14-0 were standard FT scores last year.
i have gone absolutely spastic on this, not proud of myself but half of my bets are pretty much guaranteed already so it won't be a complete disaster
a 6th one would be an absolute godsend though, need it pretty much like A I R
Is there any reason not to bet the farm lakers -9.5 in a toe ballgame?
Always gets ya doesn't it ;^)
No info on twitter. Seems to be trial games, but I have no idea if this is their regular u19 or if they're trying kids out.
checked twitters before game, pretty much desolate/non-existant
i like how we're all up absolute cunts with little actual info, just past memories and our guts guiding us to glory, like cavemen in a sense
beatiful, next thread needs to be dedicated to this
Ye just had a look too literally nothing.
This is what summer was like when there was a random friendly in the middle of the day that would end 12-0 with no idea what the teams were desu good times.
don't think so Tim, way more value
topped up to the point that if 2h doesn't end atleast 3-0 i will be up a large or maybe 2, if it does, possibly fo 'figs
shaking, no IRL shitposting pls straya
i was wondering if an aussie would give a mercy goal in a blowout like this a sign of sympathy
i quickly dismissed that thought
>trader slashing odds again to the rhytm of the razor slashing his wrists
Told myself I would go to bed at a reasonable time today to be ready for the skedge tomorrow. Seems that the skedge was ready for me.
surreal day, i was too energized from the defense force train to go to bed t b h, paid off well
though these subs are worrying me a bit, also
>another train in the adjacent lane
>could have been the other way and more shekels for me if it wasnt for that missed pen+red
away side were 2.20 after the red :-(
No problem lad. Probably would have gotten on it a goal sooner if I had refreshed the damn rball.
Today feels like a monsoon after the last few weeks.
TEN. THEY WANT TEN I TELL YOU!
FUCK OFF SUSPENDING CUNTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
saw this and thought some voodoo magic happened
*** Last Paid Prop: 3rd Quarter - Moneyline Match --- LAKERS
>line reopened again at 1.2
>still didn't take it because i'm a pussy
I guess that's what makes balls of steel to live through that kind of stuff daily and/or being named rex grossman
up about 100, would be 660 if there were 11 goals, 1350 if there were 12
feel like puking, done it all wrong
never have i been angrier at winning a hundred, tested my wall spared the cat, he doesn't deserve this
Up 1000. Would have been 3000 with 11 goals and 3500 with 12.
Started way too conservative and then did it all wrong.
They tend to be yes.
>tfw no sleep because of adrenaline and the skedge looking dece
school of beady eyes and deceptive trains, 11 seemed like an absolute lock after the 8th, moreso after the 9th, so i let loose
if only those 2 didn't come so early in the second half
so close yet so far
need a good breakfast and a coffee, will possibly smoke up if there's not much on now to soothe my jimmies
stay vigilant brother, we need to take this gold back from the bookies in a very shrewd manner
Rebacked twice ahead of the third. No idea why it didn't post. Don't know anything about these HK leagues tbf. Normally follow the odds in asia, but those ain't show anything either today.
i pussied out before 3rd smfh
what was the final result? just couldn't take it and started to play the piano until the match ended, came back and my bank got quadrupled
also who do I credit as the tipper? I suppose PacMac or else I wouldn't have noticed it
>SEAHAWKS BACKERS TREMBLING
mispelled rebacking to be honest
research or feel? though unders in shorter matches are often underpriced
shaking for another possible aussie blowout, need info like A I R, i am a wiser man now when it comes to overcommitment, my body and mind are ready
well apparently the vipers are from the same suburb as the cobras along with like 4 more other teams lel
the senior team also isn't even apparently in the FFSA NPL competition, so i guess they really are literal whos*
they also have super cheap accademies apparently
*in 2014 atleast
not much but there's almsot nothing available, watch rball for possible trains with care
aaand 1-1, odds plummeting still, looks like it was a huge misprice, actually googled a bit about the merger mentioned on the 2014 forum but no dice, up a decent cunny atleast
so empty here with such a world skedge, another aussie friendly coming up, both seem like huge misprices atm considering sturt was 1.22 kick-off above evens now
PDRM is several tiers above Kuantan
I don't know about preseason friendlies because around here teams play with the brakes on, but in Europe and Asia it seems common to just steamroll the other team
We'll just have to trust the rball I guess
chayka dolgoprudny looks suspicious
sources say that chayka was dissolved a couple years ago from ukranie, while dolgoprudny is a third tier russian team
anything can happen, don't even know how they estimated odds
correct, you win a free ticket to ride an australian train of your choice
north pine got promoted to the brisbane premier league last season, goal diff not too impressive there, mitchelton were 3rd
mitchelton coach used to coach north pine so should be enough motivation
mitchelton were 3rd in the BPL i mean, could have been better but finished winless in last 5 in the season, will wait for rball
so many friendlies and so little time, need reinforcements
jablonec might be a WORLDIE midtable 1st league team with best line-up save for a single dutch winger with no starts against a 4th division midtable team from the same town
checking if there's any buddy relations but this should be a huge win
dukla praha with unexperienced gk and about half the squad rotated and zizkov are in great form and confidence
dont have zizkov squad and apparently they are quite reliant on a few select players, will wait for rball, overs or + look good
caught an odd misprice.
Saw the odds swing a little back and forth on jew365, and kuantan suddenly down to 2.6 from 5, but betfair still had em at 4.5 so quickly put a small stake on it, and they suspended right after.
2-0 to kuantan now, hope they hold
also slavia praha with a lot of rotations, but all the fans are saying that this match is pretty much to determine who goes on loan, gets benched, gets more chances etc. + or overs probably, here's the stream for anyone interested
Boy been since November at the very least that I had this many bets open. Can feel that addiction fueled dopamine running through my veins.
Get some friends Mark.
Comfy last 24 hours tbqh.
Funny enough biggest regret of today will be not special staking the Lakers +10.5. Was too wrapped up in that Aussie train I just small staked it as an afterthought.
Thanks for that 7th goal Jablonec. Cheers me up a bit.
Is the FA pleb worth betting on?
I see Villa are almost evens to win at Wycombe.
I really think they will try to win the game to get a bit of confidence back, and lets be honest, Wycombe are crap.
Planning to go big on that, then spread my winnings on smaller bets on the other games, or is there a reason to avoid?
Jermaine Pennant gone from having bids from Milan and Madrid rejected for him whilst at Liverpool to sitting on the bench in a Singapore friendly desperate to come on as a trialist for Tampines Rovers.
>He literally followed a goffpost as if it were an actual tip
Patro keeper has forgotten his GLOVES ffs. It's such a cold day as well, he's trying to roll his sleeves down to cover his HANDS. As you can tell from the score it's NOT WORKING, not ONE BIT. He's trying to PUNCH every shot, he's already thrown a couple into his own net pmsl.
Cannot for the life of me stop losing bets. I get out of bets which go on to win, I follow great tipsters who seem to constantly win yet as soon as I bet they start losing. Maybe I'm not shrewd enough for asia? Who knows, all I know for sure is that currently I am not a happy bunny.
Its always early goal and no more goals or very late goal after dominating the match.
The fact they haven't scored yet and aren't really dominating that hard says to me its a rare breadnmilk 0-0
>Always bet on Porto U19
>Always the bet wins
>Always forget to tip it
Next time. I promise. ;^) Also Fylkir has the tiny potential of turning into a train. Already on from the start, but just rebacked FH handi.
lazio celebrating their 116's creation day, playing keita from the start. they were shit against small teams who park the bus, but they always deliver against open teams (inter)
Fiorentina lost even against carpi at home, they are not that good.
the rumors were true, they didn't keep me, (told me i don't say "plz" very often).
the big boss gave me another chance in a closer mcdo from where i live though.
i'm still three rents behind ;_;
someday you'll look back at this time in your life and laugh. you'll make it bro
Used to have a playlist for this, but I lost it.
Drake - 0 to 100
Jay Z - Public Service Announcement
Kid Cudi - Pursuit Of Happiness
Waka Flocka - Hard in Da Paint
Migos Ft Drake - Versace
Fetty Wap - Trap Queen
Wiz Khalifa - Dem Boyz
Chris Brown - Loyal
Drake - Motto
Tyga - Hookah
Yo Gotti - Errrbody
Metro Boomin ft. Young Thug & Future - Chanel Vintage
T.I. - No Mediocre
Jason Derulo - "Wiggle" feat. Snoop Dogg
Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With You
Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris
Drake - Started From The Bottom
The perfect playlist is one in which the general theme is consistent (in this case fuck bitches and get money) while still fluctuating between different tempos.
Now go back to listening to your David Guetta remix lid.
Didn't expect this amount of banter from our asian friends sir.
Cheers for the money pal
Chiefs -3.5 large that I somewhat regret (would go medium)
I think the Steelers will win but it's basically a coinflip. No way in hell I'm prestaking a division rivalry playoff game but I will look to get on something in-play.
Seahawks -6 Large
Seahawks ML full blown /freemoney/
I have no idea how the GB/Was game will go. It's hard to say exactly why the GB offense has sputtered so hard... they could turn it on at anytime or continue to go down in flames. That whole game is ????? to me. You rarely see a game where a GB blow out, a washington blow out, a close competitive game, and a close but shit game all exist with roughly equal probability.
Seahawks -4 @1.9 5% (Will not be able to account for my actions if it somehow drops to -3)
Steelers o22.5 @1.8 1%
Steelers o2.5 TDs @1.83 1%
Chiefs -3 @1.9 1%
Packers o20 @1.7 3%
View from Coral box. If we score here I last about 15 seconds. Fuck 'em.
You have 10 mins to tell me why you're not UAC backing ht 0-0 in every man utd home game
I only have the acca I have posted, I dont put normal stakes on the NFL unless it is something that is way out of line with what it should be (like Panthers highest scoring offense was on Ladbrokes as this was just made up by their traders not Vegas/Asia afaik).
the only thing on there that's totally insane is the vikings +3.5. Holy shit lad...
How long have you been watching football? I really can't wrap my mind around that one
Leverkusen next goal in the indoor football is a large. Galatasaray are wearing STUDS, they're slipping and sliding all over the place. CLEARLY didn't get the memo this was an INDOOR tournament. I've been rebacking and rebacking but thought I'd be kind enough to share it now. SO one sided, Leverkusen slicing through them with EASE. On at 1.5, fair odds 1.2.
>If it was going to be such a massive blowout why is the current like only -4.5?
I think the loss of the Seahawks running backs and the low temperature are pushing the line waaaaay too far. The Seahawks lines all year have been shit, laying the Seahawks the first half of the year was basically free money, as was backing their minus the second half of the year. The line is so bad I can't help but feel I've missed something. Don't think I have though, sometimes you just have to take the money.
I understand the Vikings are getting back some of their best defensive players but their offense was anemic when they met less than 2 months ago (literally didnt even score a FG). Teddy didn't somehow learn how to deal with massive QB pressure which the Seahawks generated easily. Seahawks defense completely dominated that game and the Hawks won't be missing any core pieces.
Seahawks offense >> Vikings offense
Seahawks defense > Vikings defense
Seahawks ST = Vikings ST
Full time mate, Galatasaray players were in tears at the end, never seen such a one sided game of indoor soccer and 365 were generous enough to have 500 lays on next goal every time. What a match.