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>>64739438
is this porn?
I'd like to wank to the woman in the red

>Thread would be funnier if we were hispanic edition

Re-posting until one of you plebs can work it out

Home 1.826
Draw 3.36
Away 3.36

How much can the bookmaker expect to make on their turnover?

>>64739453

incorrect

>>64739443
hdclipbr might be something for you ;^)

oneeeee hundred and eeeeiiiigghhttyy

>>64739470
3.36 + 3.36 + 1.826 = 8.546
9 - 8.546 = 0.454

they make 45p per pound

>>64739483

incorrect

>>64739470
15.13%

>>64739526

incorrect

>>64739535
12.51%?

12.5

>>64739551

BOOM GREECE SO SHREWD

Mackers so shrewd

>>64739438

Tfw did £2 e/w on Ocean Legend to win and the new starter in the shop translated it as £4 win.

the 1.75 one was also 12.5

>>64739545

and this guy

Congrats.

Hurry up Euan lad.

>>64739563
e/w on a 3/1 shot in a 7-runner race?

>>64739586

This, dog is going mental, was supposed to walk him 30 mins ago.

Why do I keep betting on Sao Paulo? Will be down 4k on it as things stand. Head has well and truly gone.

>>64739587

I took 4/1, i wasnt sure it would win but if it placed i got my money back anyway.

>>64739594
Reporting you to the rspca

>>64739612
I know what you mean, but only if it had finished second. It's -ev to be backing 4/1 shots e/w in 7 runner races. Straight win will increase your overall profit.

>>64739469
Todavía puedo probar tu barbilla en español manin. ;)

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>>64739687

Hungry lid?

Who Gillingham here?

need White Star to score and Mackers to be DAC like air

>>64739717
Wasn't he on +1.25? He'll still be up unless White Star can grab two

>>64739717
There's a reason he's a millionaire and you're not lid.

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>>64739700
Kek. Le literal translation.

>>64739717
He's already dac on Raja Casablanca.

>>64739717
mackers isn't on this bubblegum only bet

>>64739717
this and atibaia like A I R

seriously that rball is traumatising

Atletico Balearas.
Sweating like the flu

>>64739708
Took Wigan at home

Fortaleza in ruins.

>>64739735
>implying they aren't going to

>>64739739
his downfall is immanent desu, his Asians have began trying to distance themselves with him

>>64739753
I considered this but >10 minutes

spoonfeed me

>>64739777
odds just keep on dropping, lucky sevens making an appearance

i refuse the possibility of them not scoring a goal

>>64739800

Gillingham FH

>atibaia sw was 2.50 in the 80th minute and at evens 5 minutes later
can't handle the suspense, taking a walk through the flat

Insane amounts on altos +1.5, teams are even and bookies think a team as bad as rondonopolis could cover a 2 goal handicap pmsl

>>64739903
Need more beady eyes in that reasoning for me to hop on tbqh.

PEN

>>64739926
it is quite bland indeed, probably an imitator

the original anon usually has a main theme in his posts regarding the bet, such as fatigue, or a female gk having to cradle a baby

SO SO SHREWD

>>64739926
Just look at mutuals, I'm down over 2k on this tournament so I know what I'm talking about

>>64739717
#DOWN

>>64739978
On with my tiny profits from the Atibaia draw.

need white star goal like AIR

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*laughs*

PGA?

PGA IS MY HOME BROTHER!

PGAAAAAAAAAAA!

PGA, WHERE I FIRST LEARNED HOW TO BET,
MACKERS DROPPING TIPS LIKE HE MAKES THEM GIRLS WET,
LOSES SOME BETS, GOES DOWN A CUNT,
BUT YOU KNOW A MACKERS TIP IS ALWAYS WORHT A PUNT,

TALKING ABOUT MY HOME PGA BROTHER!

THESE OTHER TIPPING GROUPS ARE JUST FAKE,
MACKERS DROP YOU AND MAKE YOU SHAKE,
FUCK ALL YOU HOES TRYING TO EAT MY BANKROLL,
DONT MAKE ME MAD OR ILL PUT YOU IN THE HOLE,

SO SO SHREWD, HE IS SO SO SHREWD

HIS NAME IS MACKERS, HE WILL LEAD US TO RICHES
ALL OF HIS FUCKING HATERS, ARE SCARED LITTLE BITCHES!

up 10% this month

MACKERS BOOOOOOOOOOM

>>64739993
i really hope you got on late after those swerves pac, i could not justify it any other time, not even if you got PTSD from south american rball

i kind of do, will probably bet on corners next time instead of SW in a similar scenario, and probably lose

DAFC

Tipperleaks ded?

>>64736513

Anyone not on this needs to take a good hard look at themselves

>>64740117

Anyone who has a brain could have seen there was value with Gills

>>64739470
Can someone explain why this is 12.5 and not 14.3?

>>64740081
Draw at evens with 7 minutes left seemed a bit ridiculous. South America is lotto shite outside of the Copa America/Sudamerica.

>Euan still busy writing the next great British novel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJtYauNyMCw

>>64740145
Watching the match though Gill has had 2 good runs and one resulted in a goal so far. Wigan on the other hand has had 7+ good runs and seem to just be unlucky. Only a matter of time before they score

'UAN PARK YER A DEAD MON

>>64740233
The overround is 114.3, so the bookies make 14.3 pounds profit for every 114.3 pounds they take in.

So profit as a percentage of turnover is (14.3 / 114.3) x 100 = 12.51

Euan's story better be fucking out of this world.

>>64740259

Well this just landed

>>64739824

>>64740145

good job bro, I took your Gil FH

>>64740328
>>64740342
>>64740353

Really Euan? Really?

I dont know if I have ever been more disappointed in a 4chan post in my years browsing.

Honestly expected something that actually happened today that might have been somewhat funny. Instead we get this absolute shit tier attempt at /r9k/ style pasta.

What the fuck were you thinking?

You are a fucking disgrace to /bet/.

>>64740353
>>need to reback as much as possible, goal surely coming
>>tapping away trying to get as much matched on BF, 188 as possible
>>spot William Hill is @ 3.x while it is still 1.6 on BF

tfw

Euan bringing the cringe ffs.

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>>64740328
>>64740342
>>64740353
tl;dr sat at home wanking and lost a few quid on the fix

>>64740400

Can't believe this. Euan has recently been bringing some decent bants and been enjoyable to read. Then he comes out with possibly the worst series of posts in /bet/ history.

Utter melt.

>euan spent the last 1hour+ writing out this post and probably thought it was funny as fuck

Is Euan the new Obscure?

Will some psycho chase him away?

I think Shagger needs to take a few days off and have a good think about what he's done.

>>64740447
After those posts I can only hope so.

Hope you enjoyed my little joke lads. Sorry it took so long, I had to make dinner. I've actually been in the library studying for an exam that is tomorrow. Off to look over more now. Night x

>>64739756

Needless sweating.

That'll do me

>>64740478

Kill yourself.

>>64740447

What is Joe working as nowadays

I remember he was doing some internship

>>64740489
Morten Lavlund pls i see u posting those slips on facebook

>>64740489
Didn't mean to >>64740489
u senpai

HUP on Gills

>>64739773

Tears

Eibar fucking the treble up

flamengo were on a -4 and scored 30 seconds into the match, what's the protocol here? anyone on this?

>>64740706

>1-1

kek

>>64740765
SLAMMING

>The city of Gillingham goalkeepers

>>64740478
I liked it, ignore the haters x

>>64740765
yep, almost popped a vein when i heard the goal thinking it's 0-2 and i missed value, twitchers keep smacking the + so i'm biding my time and getting more research

>>64740478
a poor meme i'm new here and even i know that was a disappointment

>>64740807
what happened? im on draw small

Up 850 quid for 2016, despite making 2k+ on two different days definitely been a struggle but gambled quite badly at times. Hopefully improve and make 8k+ this month.

>>64740829
sure you are

>Eibar blowing their lead and getting 2 reds
ffs Eibar

just put a quid onto gillingham

let's do this boys

FUCK YOU EIBAR

1-2 for flamengo, sums on shaking

mutuals point towards a big win t b h, i'd get on -3 if it doesn't get smacked from now on

>>64740875
Right there with you m8

>>64740890
1-4 is more likely than 1-6

I'll avoid this tournament altogether so don't mind me

>Fucking Eibar

>>64740890
Only if you're a soccerway slug. Rball mutuals and team news points to + as a great bet, just rebacked it myself so I look forward to taking money from you pmsl

>>64740929
>south american rball
good luck lid

Tomorrows skedge looks dece

>>64741084

Your mam looks dece

p.s. fuck Eibar

Hope metaKnight is too busy filming his setup tour video to post.

THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE

EVERYBODY DO THE WIGAN WIGGLE

>>64740829
AWWWWWWWWWWW TEARS BUDDY !!!!

>>64741209
2016 fucking sucks

Absolutely massive chase on Mineiro -1.5
Total head loss moment, too much on, already feel sick/can't stop farting.

>>64739903
#based

Right lads, had a dodgy kebab about 6 hours ago, haven't stopped farting since. Need a piss but worried I'll shit so gonna sit down, who's taking bets on whether I will in fact poo?

haven't placed any bets since that disaster on the weekend. but looks like liquid vs vega is going to be available for live in play. time to get back on track ladies! Oops i meant laddies LOL

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>>64741201

>>64741248
who you got mate?

>Wigan actually scored

TEARS

What was I thinking? I should just have thrown some money at them. They had already scored twice. Jesus.

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>>64741262

Youre not alone mate

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>He's placed a bet in 2016

>still no one commenting on my secret half coke joke
I bet you idiots didnt even notice. Art wasted on you lot.

>>64741310
should've said it was half empty, not nearly empty

>>64741310
>nearly empty
We're not all as autistic as you.

>>64741310

>reading all that shit

yea dont think so pal

>>64741310
Go get a gf m8, I fear for you

>>64741310

gl with exam tomoz lid!

>>64741342
>>64741345
>>64741350
zzz all that effort WASTED on you lot

>>64741369
Dont worry. I'm not as autistic as I seem :)

>>64741398
cheers mate. I'll need it lol x

>>64741310
Would love to test your chin next time i see you in strathclyde uni library

>>64741310

Would love to test your skin with a knife, cunt

No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no, there's no dandruff.

>>64741420
5th floor discussion room tomorrow at 12.

>>64740652
spoke too soon
TEARS to you

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Guys today I got another tournament confirmed, in Vitoria

I'll be staying like three weeks in Brazil in march, being paid to watch slags playing beach volleyball

Head has absolutely vanished

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>>64741498

Life is really really not fair. Can you please get me a job with you? I hate being stuck on this shitty island

>>64741595
Anon at least you won't live your adult life in poverty

>>64741498
How'd you get the job lid?

>>64741618
But I do

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Can't wait to wake up rich tomorrow.

>>64741728

>le pretend to be another Brit anon man strikes again

Now down for the year. Don't think I could ever go on holiday to Brazil, just thinking about the city of Sao Paulo sends shivers down my spine.

>>64741498

How often do you rball scouts go off live pictures rather from live at the venue?

>>64741632
An uncle of mine lives in Malaysia and works with loads of tourists. Always trying to invest and grow some kind of business, in one of his trips he met this chinese guy, born in Switzerland, now living in Australia. Uncle's very charming so they became friends easily and got set up with the job. This dude -now my boss- has even covered Federer-Nadal matches all paid.

My uncle came back to Uruguay on vacation, was covering some matches. Invited me and saw I knew lots about the league and sport in general, so set me up in an interview with the guy, and here I am.

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Decent start to the year for UAC tipping, we'll be looking to expand our membership base so keep your eyes peeled over the coming weeks. As ever, congrats to everyone who is in x

>>64741798

>its all about who you know not what you know and helps if you're good looking

>>64741807

jesus christ shut the fuck up worse than Euan at this point

>>64741792
Depends on the data provider. I've seen rball and sportsdata mentioned, there are a couple others.

Mine has coverage from TV but it has some differences:
Delay, so if your provider is too slow you won't get matches, as venue will always beat you.
On the other hand you provide more info and can chat with your clients while covering.
Half pay.
If you're supposed to be covering at the venue yet they find out you're covering from TV or radio you're fired automatically.

Bookies very rarely hire only one provider, so I think they use venue scout to close the market in time to adjust the odds, but rely on TV for info.

Some matches are inaccesible for venue coverage, like matches at closed doors, not having a scout available (sickness, not in the country), tickets being sold out/too expensive.

In mainstream matches you can be sure there are all kinds of scouts from all sort of providers. On the other hand, say an U19 uruguay league, it's probably just me on my phone.

>>64741904
How easy is the software you use? Like how accurate would you say you are?

>>64741807
Boring, you posted yesterday about being dac

>>64741949
Sign of every good tipster is being too shrewd to profit yet tipping winners consistently

WTB?

>>64741904
Are you not allowed to recruit new hirees? Your provider sounds a lot more comfier than sportsdata.

>>64741918
In some providers it's commentating the matches through your phone and a supervisor gives the inputs. In others it's an android app, others it's through a link, others giving inputs through buttons during a call. The TV apps are very complicated and vast, for example in football they ask you who assisted the player who shot the ball, estimates of possession, basketball is outright insane

There are some requirements though, for example the goals, penalties and red cards can at most have a 3 second delay, this way people who are watching the matches through tv can never get the info earlier than the bookies. If you fail you get different degrees of punishment. Even then, they always say that if you're in doubt you should close the market, they prioritize speed over accuracy because as soon as the market closes it can be fixed. This is useful for example when there's a disallowed goal or a yellow card that may be a red. Another thing they won't forgive is not giving a dangerous attack input before a goal or a corner

On the other hand they aren't this strict regarding corners. Corners are important but if you're a venue scout it's not a priority, under some circumstances you won't be punished if the info is outright wrong. I've mentioned that you can also give basketball points with delay, as long as it's not wrong order or wrong quarter score.

Haemorrhaging money in 2016 ffs

>>64742037
Sadly not, you can make very nice money if you have a decent amount of scouts under you. They pay you 5 euro per match they do and 50 per tournament. Most people don't last long though, they either drop off because they don't get as many matches as they want, or get a real job/gf/whatever.

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>>64741752
Once you win, take that money and move to the greatest country ever m8. We accept all people rich.

>>64742117
5 euro per match wtf

>>64741982
List of bets tipped? Just interested to see what I should have been on so far this year

>>64742181
It's a meme you moron

>>64742119
>tfw got kicked out at birth

>>64742117
>5 euro per match
Truly third world.

>>64741982
Very true. Mackers of course being the perfect example

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>>64742181

>>64742201
Yeh pyramid scheming

But some people have easily 200 scouts under them. Suppose every scout does 10 matches a month, that's 10k not moving their asses at all

>>64742198
>meme

>>64742201
5 euro is low
but tbf you get free tickets to sports matches, free travel, that sounds great.

>>64742230
typo, *u20, our spreadsheet guy keeps doing that fucking moron

https://twitter.com/THQ_Football/status/685215476658638852

>>64742238
zzz
Post proof of group if you're in it you melt

>>64742247
They pay you 35-40 euro per match

If you recruit someone, they also pay you 5 per every match they do and 50 per tournament. Not everyone can recruit scouts though

>>64742257
go fuck yourself

>>64742277
>>64742278
Yeah I stand corrected.

>>64742257
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

you're boring now mate

Hey guys I want to put $200 on Trump winning the white house.

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>>64742282
>>64742257

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>>64742282
I'll fucking sack you again Mees, Moldova aren't u20 either. Having said that, I like the interactive map with every tip, info, and p&l, hyperlinked from the intro sheet.

>>64742368
>that "map"
Fucking hell mate. You are more autistic than I thought

>>64742368
>>64742392

I'd say you're on a level footing lads

>>64742368
imagine not living in a bold and dark blue country pmsl

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>tfw falling in love with random camwhores

>>64742443
Congratulations, you live in a county with >70% win rate across >15 medium stakes according to excel conditional formatting

>>64742368
Would pay good money to get my grubby hands on jwest his spreadsheets.

>>64742368
This is beyond

>>64742471
How's Japan doing?

>kicked from pga
cheers kurt

>>64742471
uafc

>>64742471
>not having a 70% win rate in Canada
Might as well end it now

>>64742500

What for?

>>64742499
62.3%, bordering red

>>64742508
We've only tipped 4 bets in Canada, not enough

>>64742493
Why you deleting posts Slovakia? ;)

>>64742500
Why's it his fault?

>>64742580
because he grassed me up the fucking ponce.

>>64742537
what sports

>>64742586
What did you do?

>>64742537
All gimmicks aside, I would pay for a FB group so would many others I think, something to keep in mind in the future

Still seething about that Turk game. Staked way too much.
Nearly had a go at this bloke at work who was talking about how much he won on the Liverpool legends game.

mackers is live on chaturbate in the tranny section KeK

How is tomorrow's skedge looking LADS?

>>64743089

Was literally seconds away from posting this very question myself. Personally very pleased to see the return of the Icelandic and Estonian football

>>64743089
Got a Melbourne (win) Liverpool (win) PSG -2.5 accy going for tomorrow. Feeling comfy

>there are "people" in this thread that have bets on the Seahawks

>>64743229
is this a meme or do britbongs actually not comprehend the level in talent between the 2 teams? The seahawks are getting 4 or 5 starters back from injury for the game including lynch.

>>64743278

WEATHER
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>>64743278
ALTITUDE
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>>64743278

JUDGE
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>>64743295
so its memes then

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>>64743357

No

Don't even /bet/ on NFL but I'm staying up just to shitpost either way during the match just because I've had to put up with people building up this match every day for what will be a whole week come kick off

>>64743414
Match hasn't been talked about since sunday. Maybe a question here and there, but in no way has it been build up. Solid medium imo tbqh.

>>64743414
Which match?

>>64743414

The Seahawks/Vikings match is at 6pm on sunday if that is the one you are referring to.

Nailed 3,200 cals today

>>64743457

What routine you doing mate?

Anyone know if theres a market for o/u on turnovers or fumbles in the Vikings game? Bookies clueless.

>>64743295
We went over this last night. Weather wont help either team. The Seacucks still have the advantage

>>64743471
Sitting around consuming as much as i can.

>>64743471

G O M A D
O
M
A
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>>64743430
It was talked about in depth last night lid. And when I say built up I mean both sides seem very confident so there will be plenty butthurt going on

>>64743438
Seahawks/Vikings

>>64743454
I am aware and thats why I said a week of it discussed come kick off

>>64743509
>I am aware and thats why I said a week of it discussed come kick off
>>64743414
>I'm staying up just to shitpost either way during the match

>Normally going to bed at 6pm

>>64743495

It will make the game more random and thus increases the chance of a Vikings win.

Plus I am not necessarily saying the Vikings will win the game but I believe the + spread is a better bet.

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>>64743509
except one side is argueing with reasonable logic while the other is memeing

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>76ers up 21-15 in the last minutes of first quarter
>somehow lose 1st quarter 21-22
>now down 21-32
based hinkie whipping his team after winning the last game

>>64743574
colangelo is in control now

>>64743561

Are you retarded?

>>64743639
Are you?

lets ignore the fact wilson is on a completely different level than bridgewater is and has bigger hands better suited to a harder football in cold weather.

the seahawks are getting back multiple starters including kam and lynch, AP is coming off a tough game against the packers where he developed mild back issues that he will likely be playing through. Wilson played in wisconsin through the winter in college hes not new to cold weather. Both teams will be running the ball in which case the hawks can stack the box and play man coverage in the secondary because they have the superior CBs and safeties. The weather is a bigger advantage to the seahawks than the vikings.

>>64743533

Was unaware the games kicked off so early here. Most games I've watched started at 1am and finished pretty late

>>64743741

BIG HANDS
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>>64740328
>>64740342
>>64740353
Legit rolling on the floor laughing over here mate. Best trip confirmed.

Also it's my birthday so happy birthday to me I guess.

WTB on the

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>>64743958

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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>the state of this limpdick on chaturbate beating off like a madman and still cant cum on his hot as fuck gfs tits

>>64743741
Are you from Vancouver m8?

>>64744198
I'd probably be the same if I was fucking on cam for the internet tbqh

>>64744360
no why

>>64744372
Just curious

>>64744365

Know the stage fright experience quite well desu so I have sympathy too

>>64744198
at least name them

>>64744419
Creep.

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>>64744419

>>64744372
It's called Wancouver for a reason m9

>>64744440
>>64744449
Just seems like a lot of people in Vancouver talk about the seahawks the same way

Celtics +6 looking good. Today has been a good day of betting

>>64744575
i dont even like the seahawks but its silly to not acknowledge they are the far better team

i feel the same way about the chiefs texans game, the chiefs are just a better team and temperature, wind, heat isnt going to change that significantly.

>>64744640
Not for me.
At all.

>>64744656
Were you on Gillingham?
I think I was the only one who took Wigan
That last second goal gave me a raging boner

>>64744783
Had an extra special stake on the Turkish ""fix"" and medium on Gillingham.

Don't know what to do any more

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>>64744812

AWWWW TEARS MATE

CHEERS FOR THE MEAL LIKE!

>>64744812
Rossy feasting

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>>64744821

He cant keep getting away with it!

>>64744812
Barely recouped losses on that shite today, funny how it was an actual fix and simply didn't come in. Thankfully the skedge tomorrow looks tasty.

>>64744867

Rossy made a call at the last minute to the teams bench and had it called off.

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Channelling metaKnight, need a storage unit.

>>64744821
He certainly is a sloppy individual.

>>64744886

Are you aware you will have to wait until May to have this settled?

>>64744896
Can cashout when Big Sam goes on a 10 match unbeaten streak and the odds plummet.

>>64744896
not when every single one of those shite bets loses immediately

>>64744926

This also.

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>>64744640
>le reverse 3rd quarter bulce game
money is going to be unironically cucked by a bull

>>64744926
>He doesn't love lotto shite

>>64744879
Just how far does his influence reach? Is he a member of SPECTRE?

>>64744940
>see hawks -9 yesterday
>damn thats steep, okafor is going to be getting much more gametime than the sixers last game and they look better with a competent PG on the floor
>winning by 25 points

want death

>>64745042
was going to get on hawks full time handi, but just prestaked on hawks handi at half time
scared me early first quarter, but after the last minute knew it was gonna be in the bag
got cucked too many times by hawks recently so was wary but it is the >76ers

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rockets not blowing out the jizz getting me a little worried but >le doorstopper pee pee man and his foul game should be enough
which game do you guys think I need to hedge on?

Arsenal SW @ 2.40 sounds alright 2bh

>>64745318
no my sex drive has vanished because i forgot to take my steroids

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>>64744968
Gotta admit, had a chuckle

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>>64745318
top tier semen demon lad

>tfw some whore obsessed with cookies last night had me weak in the knees

>bovada only has soccer for major European countries and American sports on the schedule
Why live?

>cousins wife is setting me up with an 8/10
We're all gonna make it lads

>>64745786

Kirk Cousins?

>>64745786
Explain yourself. You're buds with Cousins his bird?

>>64744640
tears

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>>64745811
>>64745813
Biological cousin you fucking mongs

>>64745879

Remember to tell her you'd ask what perfume she has but you are more interested in the girl wearing it.

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>>64745811
Was thinking DeMarcus Cousins kek.

>>64745879
Use the proper form of the word then you mong.

>>64745908
Top kek. Will actually use this next time tbf. Just to see what will happen.

>>64745908
I'm going with my traditional: "are you a parking ticket? Cause you're a fucking cunt that I don't want anywhere near my car"
Works 100% of the time
(Results may vary)

>>64745963
he is using the proper form of the word?

>>64745997
tell her you love her eyebrows

Rockets/Jazz over 183 is in

shieet that was free money

>>64746065
>after timing an in-play bet
>not prestaking and winning by 0.5 points

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>>64746060
Shouldn't it be cousins' wife? Or cousin's wife?

Also /bet/ Brazil trap meeting when?

>>64745997

I have used the u r a q t line on girls before ironically but it makes them laugh cause they know you are being ironic therefore post-ironically it is a successful pick up line isnt it?

>>64746095
my inplay bets have been winning and I haven't been posting them, I feel like it will jinx it

I took Kings o111 so now if this loses I won't worry about it

>>64746111
if there is one thing ive learned watching a ton of shit on live leak its NEVER EVER go to brazil, on a chinese elevator, or asian crosswalk or street.

>>64746126
I use that one too occasionally. Will keep you lads posted
>>64745963
;)

>>64745963

Explain how you do a cold approach in a random location when you see a hot girl please. Not a club though somewhere in the daytime.

>bookies pay out michigan state bet with 4 minutes left in the game while up 31

>Illinois +13.5
Michigan State will have a tougher time without their main point guard who's out with knee injuries. Dude basically accounts for a large part of their offense (leader in points, boards and steals). Not saying Illinois is gonna win but I see it being close.

loving every laugh

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>Lakers

>>64746161
Know I've been too long on the internet when I recognize all of these.

>>64746418
Just be direct. "Oh hey I saw you pass by and thought you looked cute. My name is PacMac. What are you doing around here? Etc. Etc." Personally think women really don't care what you talk about. Her decision on whether she will give you her contact info is almost completely decided by you not looking like a creep and being social enough to not make her feel uncomfortable.

When I was more nervous and inexperienced a routine I used to like was;

>"Hey I say you pass by and thought you looked pretty."
If she says something positive like thank you. You can follow it up.
>"Do you always wear heels or do you also like sneakers?" Or the other way around.
Whatever she says you just say.
>"Oh I like girls who do that. Makes them look feminine (in the case of heels) or laid back (in the case of sneakers.)

You can find plenty more like those on the internet. If you need one just find one that feels natural to you. You will notice that after those first few sentences your anxiety will drop and the conversation will start to flow naturally.

>>64746690
Part of me actually wishes you would introduce yourself as pacmac to women

>>64746690

This is good stuff. I feel the hardest part would just be getting used to opening with a complete stranger girl.

In your head it would sounds great then out loud it is "H-hey h-hi *mumbles* you look cute."

Need to try this like AIR. Stuck inside rball slaving all day though.

A L F O R D
>not bankrolling ucla after seeing it's westbrook night

>>64746690
Just remembered this one. Another thing I liked whenever a girl asked me what I was doing at whatever location and I had no good reason.

"Oh my mum set me up on a date with this girl I don't really fancy. So I'm looking for someone like you to replace her. My mum will hate you, but that's the point."

Always good for some banter. She will either follow along or become bitchy in both situations you just follow through. Some girls especially those that get approached a lot like to push your buttons and see if you falter like a cuck. ;^)

>>64746745
Part of me wishes the same.

>>64746771
You will probably mess up the first few times, but just keep at it. I always laugh when I think back about my first approaches. My hand would be literally shaking when handing them my phone, but they still gave me their numbers and talked to me afterwards. If she likes you none of that awkwardness matters. If she didn't then it wasn't meant to be. It's just the fear of rejection and embarrassment you need to get rid off.

>>64746783
Is this a tip? Did it already happen? What you on about?

>>64746848
just memeing, some UCLA guy made a sick (practically) buzzer beater game winning shot because an old and famous alumni came to watch the game

>>64746848

> Some girls especially those that get approached a lot like to push your buttons and see if you falter like a cuck. ;^)

W-what if I want a nice innocent girl? Should I go to starbucks?

>>64746945
>what if I want a nice innocent girl?
invent a time machine and go back to the 19th century

>>64746945
Isn't Starbucks mostly filled with those annoying hipster girls? I don't know church? Imagine that most "innocent" girls in Western countries are homebodies.

A lot of girls come out of high school "innocent", but once they enter uni they start to get a lot more attention from men and they just convert into attention craving twats. I've had this happen a lot in my late teens.

>Meet girl in November at a birthday party
>She is insecure a bit awkward and crushes on boybands
>Come April during Queensday she gets smashed in an alleyway by some chad

Lesson learned Anon. Lesson learned.

Your easiest solution would just be to come here closer to the equator or go to Asia ;^)

>>64747040

>A lot of girls come out of high school "innocent", but once they enter uni they start to get a lot more attention from men and they just convert into attention craving twats.

This is why the prime age for girls is 16-18.

I dont know why put innocent that isnt even what I mean. Most girls I attract are emotionally unstable and kinda dead inside. So I guess I want someone more alive and full of life.

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>>64747040
>chad

every time, fuck chad

>>64747068
oh god no. teenagers are the worst. they have the maturity of children. mid-late 20s it's much better

>>64747078

>tfw Rossy is the betting version of Chad

>>64747126

That is fine though for what I need from a girl. Just a less depressive one would be better. I know girls who are like this but we are just friends. The "crazier" ones like me. However I wonder if it is being with me that makes them depressed.

>>64739443
Ana Layevska

>>64747068
>>64747196
I don't know anon. Personally I know very few girls in their teens who are interesting in a non depressive way. The girls who I've had most fun with and are "full of life" tend to be around their mid twenties.

>>64747237
This dude right here. Out of nowhere!

>tfw these potatos from earlier got me gassy as fuck
>tfw no bets on

please tell me the skedg is looking world

>>64747258

>implying I know how to pull women in their mid 20s

I am in my early 20s and every girl I have been with has been younger than me.

Literally wouldnt even know where to start with a girl who has a career and is "normal".

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>>64746111
>entrance forbidden for under 18 years
>don't insist

>>64747367
Admittedly can't help you there. Only pulled those here in the DR. Age seems to be a bigger barrier back in Europe.

>>64747441
Probably one of those cabañas.

>>64747258
What's up guy?

got free gubment $$$ today, need spoonfed bets like air

>>64747702
was the benefits payment day today?

anyone /cavs,spurs,GSW,OKC/ tomorrow?

>>64747702
>>64747727
>>64747840

>stealing other peoples money so you can lose it on mainstream shite

>>64747856
>what are tax credits

walk on nigel

>>64747856
>mainstream shite
fuck off. now when and what to bet on

>>64747840
probably just the over/unders

>>64747894

>NBA isnt mainstream shite

>i-i have a 20% ROI on NBA I swear!
>in-play is full of value!

>>64747956
good luck with your U19 womens netball bets m8

>>64748011
Thats like saying good luck with all your profits m8

>>64748075

y-yeah profits h-hehe

>>64748075
:^]

tomorrow looks fantastic phams

Just woke up. Had a dream I smashed a glass over Euan's head. Still mad about that utter shit he made us read earlier.

kings over finally came in

scoring by quarter 38 31 33..12

>>64748593
i hope this lakers performance somehow manages to lower the line on the OKC game

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>>64745244
>those last moments ass clencher
>was so close to hedging as well

liverpoos expected lineup for tomorrow

Bogdan
Randall
Illori
Enrique
Smith
Stewart
Brannagan
Kent
Teixeira
Ojo
Sinclair

>not putting a cheeky tenner on exeter +handi

>draymeme green at center
>kobr actually potentially starting

where the fuck do i put my entire savings on the east for the nba all star game