Waiting for Euan his telenovela script edition
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Kek. Le literal translation.
He's already dac on Raja Casablanca.
PGA IS MY HOME BROTHER!
PGA, WHERE I FIRST LEARNED HOW TO BET,
MACKERS DROPPING TIPS LIKE HE MAKES THEM GIRLS WET,
LOSES SOME BETS, GOES DOWN A CUNT,
BUT YOU KNOW A MACKERS TIP IS ALWAYS WORHT A PUNT,
TALKING ABOUT MY HOME PGA BROTHER!
THESE OTHER TIPPING GROUPS ARE JUST FAKE,
MACKERS DROP YOU AND MAKE YOU SHAKE,
FUCK ALL YOU HOES TRYING TO EAT MY BANKROLL,
DONT MAKE ME MAD OR ILL PUT YOU IN THE HOLE,
SO SO SHREWD, HE IS SO SO SHREWD
HIS NAME IS MACKERS, HE WILL LEAD US TO RICHES
ALL OF HIS FUCKING HATERS, ARE SCARED LITTLE BITCHES!
i really hope you got on late after those swerves pac, i could not justify it any other time, not even if you got PTSD from south american rball
i kind of do, will probably bet on corners next time instead of SW in a similar scenario, and probably lose
Draw at evens with 7 minutes left seemed a bit ridiculous. South America is lotto shite outside of the Copa America/Sudamerica.
>Euan still busy writing the next great British novel.
Watching the match though Gill has had 2 good runs and one resulted in a goal so far. Wigan on the other hand has had 7+ good runs and seem to just be unlucky. Only a matter of time before they score
Really Euan? Really?
I dont know if I have ever been more disappointed in a 4chan post in my years browsing.
Honestly expected something that actually happened today that might have been somewhat funny. Instead we get this absolute shit tier attempt at /r9k/ style pasta.
What the fuck were you thinking?
You are a fucking disgrace to /bet/.
tl;dr sat at home wanking and lost a few quid on the fix
Can't believe this. Euan has recently been bringing some decent bants and been enjoyable to read. Then he comes out with possibly the worst series of posts in /bet/ history.
THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE THE WIGAN WIGGLE
haven't placed any bets since that disaster on the weekend. but looks like liquid vs vega is going to be available for live in play. time to get back on track ladies! Oops i meant laddies LOL
Guys today I got another tournament confirmed, in Vitoria
I'll be staying like three weeks in Brazil in march, being paid to watch slags playing beach volleyball
Life is really really not fair. Can you please get me a job with you? I hate being stuck on this shitty island
An uncle of mine lives in Malaysia and works with loads of tourists. Always trying to invest and grow some kind of business, in one of his trips he met this chinese guy, born in Switzerland, now living in Australia. Uncle's very charming so they became friends easily and got set up with the job. This dude -now my boss- has even covered Federer-Nadal matches all paid.
My uncle came back to Uruguay on vacation, was covering some matches. Invited me and saw I knew lots about the league and sport in general, so set me up in an interview with the guy, and here I am.
Decent start to the year for UAC tipping, we'll be looking to expand our membership base so keep your eyes peeled over the coming weeks. As ever, congrats to everyone who is in x
Depends on the data provider. I've seen rball and sportsdata mentioned, there are a couple others.
Mine has coverage from TV but it has some differences:
Delay, so if your provider is too slow you won't get matches, as venue will always beat you.
On the other hand you provide more info and can chat with your clients while covering.
If you're supposed to be covering at the venue yet they find out you're covering from TV or radio you're fired automatically.
Bookies very rarely hire only one provider, so I think they use venue scout to close the market in time to adjust the odds, but rely on TV for info.
Some matches are inaccesible for venue coverage, like matches at closed doors, not having a scout available (sickness, not in the country), tickets being sold out/too expensive.
In mainstream matches you can be sure there are all kinds of scouts from all sort of providers. On the other hand, say an U19 uruguay league, it's probably just me on my phone.
In some providers it's commentating the matches through your phone and a supervisor gives the inputs. In others it's an android app, others it's through a link, others giving inputs through buttons during a call. The TV apps are very complicated and vast, for example in football they ask you who assisted the player who shot the ball, estimates of possession, basketball is outright insane
There are some requirements though, for example the goals, penalties and red cards can at most have a 3 second delay, this way people who are watching the matches through tv can never get the info earlier than the bookies. If you fail you get different degrees of punishment. Even then, they always say that if you're in doubt you should close the market, they prioritize speed over accuracy because as soon as the market closes it can be fixed. This is useful for example when there's a disallowed goal or a yellow card that may be a red. Another thing they won't forgive is not giving a dangerous attack input before a goal or a corner
On the other hand they aren't this strict regarding corners. Corners are important but if you're a venue scout it's not a priority, under some circumstances you won't be punished if the info is outright wrong. I've mentioned that you can also give basketball points with delay, as long as it's not wrong order or wrong quarter score.
Sadly not, you can make very nice money if you have a decent amount of scouts under you. They pay you 5 euro per match they do and 50 per tournament. Most people don't last long though, they either drop off because they don't get as many matches as they want, or get a real job/gf/whatever.
Once you win, take that money and move to the greatest country ever m8. We accept all people rich.
I'll fucking sack you again Mees, Moldova aren't u20 either. Having said that, I like the interactive map with every tip, info, and p&l, hyperlinked from the intro sheet.
is this a meme or do britbongs actually not comprehend the level in talent between the 2 teams? The seahawks are getting 4 or 5 starters back from injury for the game including lynch.
Don't even /bet/ on NFL but I'm staying up just to shitpost either way during the match just because I've had to put up with people building up this match every day for what will be a whole week come kick off
It was talked about in depth last night lid. And when I say built up I mean both sides seem very confident so there will be plenty butthurt going on
I am aware and thats why I said a week of it discussed come kick off
It will make the game more random and thus increases the chance of a Vikings win.
Plus I am not necessarily saying the Vikings will win the game but I believe the + spread is a better bet.
except one side is argueing with reasonable logic while the other is memeing
>76ers up 21-15 in the last minutes of first quarter
>somehow lose 1st quarter 21-22
>now down 21-32
based hinkie whipping his team after winning the last game
lets ignore the fact wilson is on a completely different level than bridgewater is and has bigger hands better suited to a harder football in cold weather.
the seahawks are getting back multiple starters including kam and lynch, AP is coming off a tough game against the packers where he developed mild back issues that he will likely be playing through. Wilson played in wisconsin through the winter in college hes not new to cold weather. Both teams will be running the ball in which case the hawks can stack the box and play man coverage in the secondary because they have the superior CBs and safeties. The weather is a bigger advantage to the seahawks than the vikings.
>the state of this limpdick on chaturbate beating off like a madman and still cant cum on his hot as fuck gfs tits
i dont even like the seahawks but its silly to not acknowledge they are the far better team
i feel the same way about the chiefs texans game, the chiefs are just a better team and temperature, wind, heat isnt going to change that significantly.
AWWWW TEARS MATE
CHEERS FOR THE MEAL LIKE!
>le reverse 3rd quarter bulce game
money is going to be unironically cucked by a bull
>see hawks -9 yesterday
>damn thats steep, okafor is going to be getting much more gametime than the sixers last game and they look better with a competent PG on the floor
>winning by 25 points
was going to get on hawks full time handi, but just prestaked on hawks handi at half time
scared me early first quarter, but after the last minute knew it was gonna be in the bag
got cucked too many times by hawks recently so was wary but it is the >76ers
rockets not blowing out the jizz getting me a little worried but >le doorstopper pee pee man and his foul game should be enough
which game do you guys think I need to hedge on?
top tier semen demon lad
>tfw some whore obsessed with cookies last night had me weak in the knees
Biological cousin you fucking mongs
Was thinking DeMarcus Cousins kek.
Use the proper form of the word then you mong.
Top kek. Will actually use this next time tbf. Just to see what will happen.
Shouldn't it be cousins' wife? Or cousin's wife?
Also /bet/ Brazil trap meeting when?
I have used the u r a q t line on girls before ironically but it makes them laugh cause they know you are being ironic therefore post-ironically it is a successful pick up line isnt it?
>bookies pay out michigan state bet with 4 minutes left in the game while up 31
Michigan State will have a tougher time without their main point guard who's out with knee injuries. Dude basically accounts for a large part of their offense (leader in points, boards and steals). Not saying Illinois is gonna win but I see it being close.
loving every laugh
Know I've been too long on the internet when I recognize all of these.
Just be direct. "Oh hey I saw you pass by and thought you looked cute. My name is PacMac. What are you doing around here? Etc. Etc." Personally think women really don't care what you talk about. Her decision on whether she will give you her contact info is almost completely decided by you not looking like a creep and being social enough to not make her feel uncomfortable.
When I was more nervous and inexperienced a routine I used to like was;
>"Hey I say you pass by and thought you looked pretty."
If she says something positive like thank you. You can follow it up.
>"Do you always wear heels or do you also like sneakers?" Or the other way around.
Whatever she says you just say.
>"Oh I like girls who do that. Makes them look feminine (in the case of heels) or laid back (in the case of sneakers.)
You can find plenty more like those on the internet. If you need one just find one that feels natural to you. You will notice that after those first few sentences your anxiety will drop and the conversation will start to flow naturally.
This is good stuff. I feel the hardest part would just be getting used to opening with a complete stranger girl.
In your head it would sounds great then out loud it is "H-hey h-hi *mumbles* you look cute."
Need to try this like AIR. Stuck inside rball slaving all day though.
Just remembered this one. Another thing I liked whenever a girl asked me what I was doing at whatever location and I had no good reason.
"Oh my mum set me up on a date with this girl I don't really fancy. So I'm looking for someone like you to replace her. My mum will hate you, but that's the point."
Always good for some banter. She will either follow along or become bitchy in both situations you just follow through. Some girls especially those that get approached a lot like to push your buttons and see if you falter like a cuck. ;^)
Part of me wishes the same.
You will probably mess up the first few times, but just keep at it. I always laugh when I think back about my first approaches. My hand would be literally shaking when handing them my phone, but they still gave me their numbers and talked to me afterwards. If she likes you none of that awkwardness matters. If she didn't then it wasn't meant to be. It's just the fear of rejection and embarrassment you need to get rid off.
Is this a tip? Did it already happen? What you on about?
> Some girls especially those that get approached a lot like to push your buttons and see if you falter like a cuck. ;^)
W-what if I want a nice innocent girl? Should I go to starbucks?
Isn't Starbucks mostly filled with those annoying hipster girls? I don't know church? Imagine that most "innocent" girls in Western countries are homebodies.
A lot of girls come out of high school "innocent", but once they enter uni they start to get a lot more attention from men and they just convert into attention craving twats. I've had this happen a lot in my late teens.
>Meet girl in November at a birthday party
>She is insecure a bit awkward and crushes on boybands
>Come April during Queensday she gets smashed in an alleyway by some chad
Lesson learned Anon. Lesson learned.
Your easiest solution would just be to come here closer to the equator or go to Asia ;^)
>A lot of girls come out of high school "innocent", but once they enter uni they start to get a lot more attention from men and they just convert into attention craving twats.
This is why the prime age for girls is 16-18.
I dont know why put innocent that isnt even what I mean. Most girls I attract are emotionally unstable and kinda dead inside. So I guess I want someone more alive and full of life.
>tfw Rossy is the betting version of Chad
That is fine though for what I need from a girl. Just a less depressive one would be better. I know girls who are like this but we are just friends. The "crazier" ones like me. However I wonder if it is being with me that makes them depressed.
I don't know anon. Personally I know very few girls in their teens who are interesting in a non depressive way. The girls who I've had most fun with and are "full of life" tend to be around their mid twenties.
This dude right here. Out of nowhere!
>implying I know how to pull women in their mid 20s
I am in my early 20s and every girl I have been with has been younger than me.
Literally wouldnt even know where to start with a girl who has a career and is "normal".
>entrance forbidden for under 18 years
>those last moments ass clencher
>was so close to hedging as well
Any anon think kobr can reach 34k pts before the end of the season?
46 games with 1,053 pts left to go is like 23 ppg
which doesn't seem that crazy seeing as he had 28 pts today, although he won't play ever game
Still tempting at 17.00 odds
>win 6-2 first set
>lose second set tb
>lose third set 4-6, 0-40 in final game
>He wasn't on the Yenisey U17 train
God bless the Motherland.
do you have any child trafficking contacts who could pitch me some info on the ufa u15s?
can pay with gypsy children, the adults can't count past 5 so it's not like they'll notice one missing
he's been (rather) kind to me since most matches I've bet on him he's won (which is pretty rare to begin with though), although the
>stomp set one, lose set 2 tiebreaker, btfo set 3 has happened once before earlier last year
on a side note:
M A E S T R O gonna bring in that unders bet again just like old times
JUST SCORE MELBOURNE
JUST FUCKING SCORE
WHAT THE FUCK IS SO HARD ABOUT THAT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YES BASED BAA BAA RUSES
1.25 Fairview (SA) VARLOTONE @15
Tipped PEPE the other day (without a proper write-up) which returned nicely @17. Same circumstances again here. Horse recently bought (old trainer retired AFAIK) and runs for new trainer with the first choice stable jockey up. Horse is running at 11lbs (5kg) lower than previous win.
This horse has won at this distance and on this surface and just never took to grass. Back on the polytrack it could spring a surprise. Could need the run but PEPE won first time out suggesting the trainer has her horses ready and fit
Not as confident as the other day, as this is a stronger race so trying E/W. Very speedy but always tired out, hopefully the jockey can restrain the horse and release the speed late.
pick the one that literally has winner next to it's name, due as fuck
also anyone on the merhavim-malakhi match? looks like a trap almost, guests had a goal disallowed, dominant, more points and priced as underdogs. trying to find previous season standings but with no luck so far
What can I bet on lids?
Is Liverflop -1 @2.5 decent (not Asian odds my bookie doesnt have AH)
I read the other anons say the opposition +1 but that means for me the bet only wins if it is a draw/other team wins. Surely a DC would be better in that instance?
Cheers - dont think Liverpoop SW @1.55 is worth a punt desu
I see I can bet on the US election Hilary is at 1.66 and Jeb Bush is @9 the Dolan is @6 reckon I should bet on some of it.
jews sure love to score lots eh
european matches have a completely different flow compared to south american ones, now I understand and I think it's easier to find value in those matches
I knew you'd be on this, chasing winnings
ya i wasn't serious about that. i did lose $2k on the weekend though, which humbled me a bit. now it turns out, bet365 doesn't want me to win more than $150 on any single bet.
life seems very unfair at times.
I think it could have something to do with all my shitposting on this stupid thread. Bet365 mole caught on to me I suppose.
That's it for me lads. Good luck with your slags footy bets you saucy brits.
tempted to try overs in the austrian friendly, feel it's set a bit low since home team is quite underish, they're playing a close to full strenght squad, some backups in defense, not sure about linz
there you go
>kept telling myself that surely all value is gone
Good point didn't think about that. Hope the quality makes up for it. Surely fat-Benzema doesn't just sign up to join a bunch of scrubs.
>think this would be perfect time to re-back o3.5 in the austrian friendly
>cat starts literally howling from across the flat
>get to him thinking he's hungry/thirsty, decides to fuck with me by trying to hide
>finally get him, bring him to my room and right as i sit down, suspension followed by a goal
cats deserve every bit of gambling related abuse they get
“Why do I do anything?' Newnes said. 'I'm educated enough to talk myself out of any plan. To deconstruct any fantasy. Explain away any goal. I'm so smart I can negate any dream". And so he did.
was eyeing this one too, , will probably trigger overs/ - if they don't score again that soon
>austrian overs surreal, very concerned that i only had one large, the timing of all those goals has been very unfortunate, don't think i missed this many re-backs in a single half ever
And so he went on. "I despise intelligence really means: I cannot bear my doubts. For I, I am a thinker. I am a wanderer. A lone wolf. A cunning fox." An amalgamation of dreams unhinged.
So what about the Zwolle match, possible overs? You know about dem Dutchies Pac?
They look well up for it tb.h
Zwolle:Van der Hart, Marcellis, Bouy, Lam, Van Polen, Dekker, Marinus, Nijland, Ehizibue, Veldwijk en Menig. #zwonec
De Jong, Becker, Havertong, Hebling, Kvída, Lazic, Sainsbury, Schenkeveld en Sander Thomas #zwonec
i might have given you my curse, i actually caught avelino o4.5 shortyl before the 3rd and o2.5 in the zwolle match @1.85 like a minute before the goal too
i am free now, sorry, this had to happen
>inb4 Mark accusing me of stealing tips
Forum is free for all:
Estland, 08.01. 16:30 Uhr //
Levadia Tallinn - Sillamäe Kalev //
Levadia AHC-0.75 @2.06 (sbobet, pinnacle) 60 EH
Over 2.75 @2.02 (sbobet, pinnacle) 60 EH
Over 5.5 @8.00 (coral, betvictor, marathonbet) 15 EH
Unfortunately not by the man himself, he only posted the tip in his folder, another guy who knows the league said that the Levadia line up isn't that good, though, i'll only play the overs once the line drops a little.
PS now in the live thread saying most of the starting line up are current or former Internationals, 10 offensive-minded players really, seems like overs the bet, other guy insisting the team is not better than Kalev, we'll see.
Well full fixtures for conmebol futsal tournament have been released, 27 matches in total
I'll be very busy but hopefully I can provide some tips, as there are lots of value, heavy hitters like Brazil or Colombia will be destroying (or not) lower tiers like Peru, Brazil and so. Starts the 5th of february
>heavy hitters like Brazil
>lower tiers like Brazil
Meant to say Bolivia
Thing is that handicaps will go all over the place, something that always happens in futsal tournaments. IE the slags one I gave tips to, Argentina was just -.5 against Chile when they're 3 goals over them, or Peru was +11.5 against Uruguay, and match ended 2-1.
PISSING money away
I don't really follow the psl, but ajax should be stronger than celtics. Ajax won a trophy the other day iirc. From memory I think celtics had issues with their coach.
Read the preview on supersport.com they cover all African football/soccer and I think kickoff.co.za
>its a 'non-european cant grasp the concept of +/- EV' episode
>it's a soccerway warrior who only makes money betting on bubble gum tips complains about other people's gambling habits episode