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Previous thread: >>64726424

Upcoming MMA events:
1/17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw v Cruz
1/29 - Smellator 148: Something shitty
1/30 - UFC on Fox 18: Johnson vs Bader
2/6 - UFC 196: Werdum vs Sea Level Cain
2/19: Smellator 149: Shamrock vs Gracie III
2/21 - UFC FN 82: Cerrone vs GSP
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Schaub sucks.
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Second for Dolce is a pro
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REEBOK DONT PAY ME NOTHING
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AND I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF MY WIFE TONIGHT
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4th for Grasso
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>>64733125
"Do as I say not as I do"
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>>64733150
UFC 100 is objectively the most overrated event.
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which female ufc fighter has the biggest butt?
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>>64733166
Well, before we answer that question, I think we should ask:
>what is the most boring question to ask on /heem/?
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>>64733165

AND IM GONNA DRINK SOME COORS LIGHT
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>>64733125
>freelance
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>>64733125

This man would give CM Punk a run for his money.
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>>64733186
Are you gay?
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>>64733289
Are you? Or are you like the fag in the previous thread that thought his bullshit motherless link was even halfway decent porn?
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>>64733186
found the queer
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> Hey mods,
> Yeah. Yeah it's Dana.
> Listen ya goofs, pls ban all casuals who begin new threads before 500. Cool? Great.
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Mighty Mouse just said something about /Heem/ on twitch

If anyone knows how to rewind his stream by like 2 minutes
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COORS LIGHT
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>>64733421
You're fucking with me.
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AND I JUST MIGHT GET ON THE TEAM TONIGHT
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>>64733447
I'm not. I had it open in another tab and he said something about /Heem/ but it was very fast. I know for sure he said /Heem/ though
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>>64733421
Go to his profile and click the most recent of his past broadcasts, it'll be from the stream that's still live now, just forward it to the time you want
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THATS A COORS LIGHT
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AND HELL I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF MY WIFE TONIGHT
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who here /frontbunda/
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>>64733421

I'm on it. Started watching at 1:42, hopefully it wasn't before that.
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CAUSE THEY DONT PAY ME NOTHING
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IM GONNA SIT DOWN WITH MY FRIENDS ANS FAMILY
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>>64733491
>front bunda
Like dick?
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>>64733491
here
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IM GONNA SIT DOWN ON TOP OF A BUDLIGHT
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You now remember Chandella Powell
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AND HELL I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF FRANK MURR TONIGHT
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Only Mighty Mouse can reply to this post.
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I JUST MIGHT GET ON TOP OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY
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>>64733536
Objectively speaking, she is an uggo. Was she a token ring girl?

There are so many bretty girls of color that could surely carry pieces of cardboard and stand quietly around for money.

>standing up for black women
>progressive as fuck tbph
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>>64733536
ufc is rassisst!!!!
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BECAUSE BUD LIGHT WONT PAY ME NOTHIN'
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I don't think Mighty Mouse mentioned heem. Listened to 10 minutes of it.
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I asked if he made a /heem/ reference. He ignored it

Meaning he didnt understand or knows his cover is blown
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Goodnight guys. Gonna go drink a coors light and get on top of my waifu pillow.
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>>64733740
NIghty night bork
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>>64733740
why a coors light?
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>>64733797
Because he likes having sex in a canoe.
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>>64733421
What did he say?
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>>64733166
>big butts
ew
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>>64733881
her feet seem unproportionally large
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>>64733881
I too like to hump ironing boards.
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>tfw Demetrious Johnson could very well be shitposting with us this time tomorrow
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>>64733902
have another one
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this exists
https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/
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>>64733374
DANA 60 POSTS EARLY BABY HAHA
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>>64733961
did the country shutdown again when he knocked out jose?
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>>64733946

When Callen and Rogan are on the same podcast its more unsufferable than usual. All that new-age broscience combined with insecure anxious masculinity.
Is Schaub and Callens podcast any different?
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why doesnt anyone talk about how Tristar almost lost every fight in 2015 and still gets boasted as one of the best gyms around
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>>64734067
>Is Schaub and Callens podcast any different?

it's just gay jokes and schaub talking about how awesome he is for 2 hours
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>>64733521
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would you let ronda fuck your dad?
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>>64733355
It was a pretty boring question, though.
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>>64734207
Wow
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>>64733521
>>64734187
bueno
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>>64733890
She's probably 5'8", look at dem femurs.
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>Cerrone among 3 fighters fined by UFC after Reebok outfit policy violations

He said he'd wear the patch, he wore the patch, now they are pushing his shit in.

Reebok in charge of winning fans.

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/7/10728090/cerrone-among-3-fighters-fined-by-ufc-after-reebok-outfit-policy
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>>64734262
holy fuck I didn't know the UFC sucked these sponsors dicks this hard.
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>>64733125
im highly considering getting on the Dolce Diet

does any one have any positive stories regarding being on it?
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>>64734262
This is actually hilarious.
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>>64734262
>every time I think about the Reebok deal

I mean this in particular is the UFC's doing, but it obviously wouldn't have happened without the sponsorship deal. Fighter pay is shit and Reebok has made a plethora of inexcusable fuck ups with their merchandise
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>>64734386
I was on the Dolce Diet and it really fucked with my equilibrium. I had trouble going five rounds, and would often gas at the end of the second. I really can't recommend it. For me, I find it better to go on the Vjerke Diet, or just to do a traditional balanced breakfast.
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>>64734099
Right? People keep dickriding Tristar hard but I really don't see why.
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>>64733581
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>>64734464
Shut the FUCK up, goof. This deal is great for the sport. UFC looks like a proper professional sport now. Fighter's don't have to waste time hustling to get sponsors.
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>>64733881
ass so flat she can hide the whole thing with her skinny forearm

ugh
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>>64734471
thanks bro


just the advice i was looking for
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Do you think him and Jones do coke together?
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>>64734386
dolce diet is GREAT

go to O N N I T right now and buy your Dolce Whey™
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>>64734689
>the two best fighters in the UFC right now are coke heads
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Here's a new mmaDigest update: https://youtu.be/Y5hDMQ61UDI
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>>64734730
coke is great for cutting weight, explains why conors uses it
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>>64734689
I've seen this posted so much, i understand the mcgreggor as a coke fiend mentality, is all there, but what's this photo prove?
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>>64734750
nothing, except that an Irish anon hung out, or at least got close to him. Lends a tiny bit of legitimacy to what he said about Conor.
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>>64734750
the photo proves that he bangs random slags post fights
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>>64734763
don't we all
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>>64734750

I just like the image genus familia
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>>64734763
and that he holds lighters while shouting!
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>>64734759
>>64734763
>>64734813
thanks, always assumed there was some where's waldo lines or booger dusting I couldn't pinpoint.
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>>64733045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieWt8mLDhVs
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Post and elite athletes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLb0RUCxIbM
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>>64733045
who /fatherless bastard/ here?
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>>64734887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imW-qAgOk6M
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>>64734890
whats the point of hitting him when he is clearly 100% knocked out? Pretty unsportsmanship desu
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>>64734917
heat of the moment/adrenaline

keep going til the ref stops u tbf
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>>64734951
that would make sense if he was still covering up I suppose. I've seen a lot of fights where the fighter doesn't even bother to hit him again because he is so knocked out.
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lawlor won the match fair and square
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http://imgur.com/a/sGZGw


new Honda bodypaint pictures. They censored her vajayjay though.
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>>64735049

what a hog, couldn't she cut weight before the shoot?
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>>64735049
Hey buddy, that's illegal

Delete this post
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>>64735064
She doesn't cut weight for photoshoots because she doesn't want young girls to think that's what she really looks like. She wants to put forth a more realistic body image for the millions of young girls she is inspiring. #RouseyRevolution
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>>64734759
I realize the post-189 story was 'hookers and blow', but can anyone post screencaps?
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>yfw Schiavello is a Freemason

We Illuminati now
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>>64735064
>Croatia
>not knowing what it's like to be able to afford food
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>>64735090
nah, sorry. And I've never seen any, so I doubt someone took them, the pictures are the only thing that get reposted. The insider-Irish guy disappeared, too.
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>>64734887
>dog
>nigga
>try me

I feel as though someone pissed in my veins.
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>>64735104

your post makes 0 sense
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>>64735108
>The insider-Irish guy disappeared, too.
Conor hunted him down and gave him the big left
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>>64735090
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>>64735113
At least my uncle doesn't run a child trafficking circuit, Yvegyny.
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does heem like boxing?

if so i have the best youtube channel 4u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWiBK4G_36o
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>>64735113
The joke is that your country is poor so it's natural for you to expect people to be starving.

I think, at this point, now that I explained it to you in morose detail, my post makes at least .01 sense.
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>tfw it's red panty night for RDA
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>>64735108
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/62554816/#62563621

Between Conor and Adan it was truly the goat day of /heem/
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>>64735132
holy fuck i felt heemed just watching that
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>>64735152

then you should put

>Croatia
>knowing what it's like to be able to afford food
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>>64734890
top cucking
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>>64735220
I disagree. I feel like being Croatian and not knowing what it's like to be able to afford food go hand in hand, at least according to the premise of my joke, so the way I phrased it in the greentext is actually correct.
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>>64735049
Is this pre or post Holly?
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Alright, where is that autistic kid from Florida?

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/7/10728210/crazy-handwritten-lawsuit-filed-against-ronda-rousey-ufc
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this picture reminded me of roy nelson
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>>64734262
>While the other two have yet to go public with the notice, Nate Diaz did weigh in wearing his jeans, making him a likely candidate as well. As Josh Samman mentioned on his UFC on FOX 17 journal, Reebok liaisons tried, and failed, to make Diaz wear the proper gear at that time.

lol
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>>64735286
Oh, for fucks sake, Croatia is in the EU, its a country that rakes in mad muney from tourism and shit. Saying that Croatia is poor is like saying that Canada is suffering a heatwave.
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>>64735311
Yes, I'm sure Croatia is very wealthy.
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>>64735296
is this schizophrenia?
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>Cornea scratch
just heem me lads
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>>64734917

joe warren is a fuckhead didnt hit him enough imo
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>>64734187
dat res
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>>64735320
In comparison to the rest of us in the Balkans, it is. They have street lights that work and people don't kill each other for food and stabbing people for their shoes is considered strange.
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>>64735333
I hope you get staph desu.
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>>64735286
>>64735311

Get the fuck out of here you goofs. Meme arrows are used to imply the lack of something, if I would to write

>Joe Rogan
>knowing the touch of a woman

I would mean that Rogan is homosexual, which is fine nowadays, but if I would to write

>Joe Rogan
>not knowing the touch of a woman

i would mean that Joe Rogan is a great ladies man, which is a lie of course
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>>64735344
Do you have any proof of this?

Jk, Serbia. I believe in you.
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>>64735345
>I hope you get staph desu.
what the hell man
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>>64735356
Correct
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>>64735356
Whatever. You probably have a shit sense of humor.
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>>64735362
I've actually been there. I've seen these things.
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>>64735368
>America
>Not being correct about the use of meme arrows
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>>64735369
Lol, you just got BTFO and are now sulking like a bitch.
>y-you're p-probably not even funny l-like me, r-right guys?
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>>64735381
>America
>not being funny
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>/heem/
>going a half hour without a post
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Trashtalk

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3kvd17_conor-mcgregor-dominick-cruz-launch-a-vicious-verbal-assault-on-t-j-dillashaw-s-character_sport
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>>64735434
kek when conor almost says 'i see deez tings'
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>>64735459
They're legit bullying Dillashaw lel
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>>64735434
>they had to cut the Dom/TJ interview short because TJ kept cursing and Muricans can't handle that

just imagine the bantz we could've had. I'm still hoping it'll leak.
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>>64735434
I think TJ is not that kind of guy who handle trash talking well. He's playing it calm but inside he's burning.
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>>64735522
He's a meathead
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>>64735434
This is vicious. Cruz is bringing it and TJ just can't handle it.

>I'm getting hyped tbqh lads
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It's my birthday, friends.
Please post your favourite heem for me
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>>64735434
mandrama shit
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>>64735538
Worst part is, Dillashaw is going to win.
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>>64735547
>born on orthodox christmas day

Are you Иcyc Хpиcт?

>>64735553
Yeah. He's not tho.
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>>64735561
Nyet faget
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>>64735547
Happy birthday lad
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>>64735561
>Yeah. He's not tho.
I warned you lad, I hope you dont put any money on Cruz.
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>>64735568
Fite me irl den
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>>64735572
ouch what fight is this?
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>>64734689
theirs a lighter in macmans hand
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>>64735576
You know I predict deez tings tho, right?
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>>64735580
You faget it's Frank Mir vs Big Nog 2 (IIRC)
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tfw I could heem every here
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>>64735384
the phrase that gets omitted is "pick one and only one" you dummy, l2memearrow
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>>64735576
Take a look at Dillashaw's record: he wins 4 fights in a row then loses. The pattern is only going to repeat itself thanks to Cruz

Accept that this is the way it is meant to be
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>>64735662
I bet you like horoscopes.
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>>64735662
eh, while that's an interesting pattern, it's a stupid thing to count out Tyler Jeffry because of it.
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>>64735662
>look at mcgregors record
>wins 2 then loses 1
>this happens twice
>he then wins 15 in a row
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>>64735630
>Italy
>not copying Ireland's flag
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>>64735675
>>64735679
It's an interesting pattern, but that doesn't nessissrily mean he's guaranteed to lose against Cruz. Don't get me wrong, he will lose, but it'll at least be competitive

>>64735695
Those loses were obviously pre-moevment
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>>64735296
>mfw Ronda has to testify under oath that she doesn't have a penis
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>>64735798
Can't she plead the fifth?
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>>64735296
>Ronda Rousey's real father is Ron Jeremy
lmao

tbf, the resemblance is uncanny
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>>64735820
I'd plead the fifth of her tight little ass that's for sure.
Damn, you guys reckon she's taken it in the poop chute? I reckon she's just ugly and overcompensating and enough of a daddy issues kinda girl that if you badgered her enough she'd let you put it up there.
Who knows maybe she likes it these days? Mmm but alas we can only speculate
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>>64735835
ikr? both have big cocks.
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>>64735962

Travis Browne is actually just a nickname
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>>64735798
>>64735962
uncensored version any second now
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>>64736046
That bodypaint really reminds me of that girl in Invicta who got body kneed into a living death.
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>>64736061
The one with the cat suit? or Wonder Woman lady?
Come to think of it Invicta has a healthy supply of memefighters on the roster (an integral part of any entertaining MMA company)
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>>64735369
btfo
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>>64736121
The odds that you have a good sense of humor are like 20:1
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>>64736069
It's fucking women's MMA, mate. It's Holm, Rousey, Tate, Gadelha, and Youngjaycheck. That's it.

Anyone outside of those five are glorified fitness instructors.
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>>64736141
It's cute how Holly is now considered legit, but a few months ago would have been a glorified fitness instructor to you, since you're not paying attention.
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>>64736141
You forgot the 20-something Nate Diaz of the women's strawweight division.
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>>64736141
shit b8 m8
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>>64736154
She had two shit fights, then she had one great fight. I didn't think she was legit, now I think she's legit.

I don't see what's so cute about that.
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>>64736189
The cute ones never see their inner cuteness.
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>>64736175
Yeah, she's okay

>>64736184
Who is this? Where's the Brazzers watermark?
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>>64736206
>Who is this?
What do you care? You're not paying attention and you never will.
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>>64736206
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Alexa-Grasso-142845
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>>64736206
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Based Nate. #comentator
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The thing about WMMA is that even now, being a female fighter isn't financially viable as a full time job unless you're top 10 in the world. So we see less quality because they simply can't fully focus and dedicate themselves to the sport.
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>>64734262
this is despicable
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>>64736376
If they don't fine Cerrone, every fighter will be stitching goofy shit on their shorts.

How many years is the reebok deal? Cancel this disaster asap
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I need those non censored Ronda coochie pics that TMZ got, senpai
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When is Goldie scheduled for his next twitter meltdown?
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>>64736213
Oo..okay..
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>>64736457
>Goldberg
This is his picture on wikipedia right now

Which one of you did this.
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>>64736457
Grab a headset and.....? Is this some sort of metaphor that I don't get?
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>>64736481
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>>64736483
Takes a lot of energy to grab a headset
>>
GRAB A HEADSET
WE AREEEEEEEEEE UNDERWAY
takes a lot of energy to be a rochstar
AND ITS AAAAAALL OVERRRRRR
TAKE OFF THE HEADSET
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>>64736466
Sorry, Was I mean to you?
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>>64736457
>blow me dick
ahahahahahaha
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>>64736483
It's the famous american banter.

Get a dog bro
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>>64735434
bants
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What do your parents or relatives think of mma? Do they know anything about it?
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>>64736661
we're a real fightfam
watch them together all the time
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>>64736661
my mom doesn't mind it, except when I come home with black eyes
we watched rashad vs sonnen together once
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>>64736457
I'M NAKED
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>>64736528
It's okay, senpai.
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>>64736661
I got into it via my father.
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>>64736793
fuck off Hollander
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>>64736661

Fedor looks like a school bully
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uncensored ronda nudes?
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>>64736661
Dad watches with me sometimes, but tunes out whenever the fight hits the ground/clinch against the cage. Mom just happy that I'm getting exercise (BJJ).

One of my cousins thinks I'm some sort of meathead PITBULLMMA type guy and tries to get me to teach him how to beat up people at his school (sit on the ground and buttscoot towards your opponent?)
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>>64736711
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>>64735311
>Like saying Canada is suffering from a heatwave

I got news from the east coast for you buddy...
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What the fuck is this senpaitachi, fromt he UG
1/2
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>>64736810
>mfw nearly all of them are correct
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>>64737040
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/7/10728210/crazy-handwritten-lawsuit-filed-against-ronda-rousey-ufc
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>>64736810
>5. The word Hygen means NOTHING to them

That meme list is horrible. Not even slightly accurate. But then again
>by Pablo
gave that away from the start.
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>>64735434
>that end
lost my keks
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>>64737046
bullshit
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>>64736661

Nobody cares about it apart from my cousin who got me a glove signed by Fedor at one of his seminars. Pretty sweet t b h
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How would speedrunning the UFC games go?
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>>64737196
is watching MMA halal?
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UFC wants to host in my country, in Rotterdam to be exact according to this article

http://www.ad.nl/ad/nl/1038/Rotterdam/article/detail/4219739/2016/01/06/UFC-mikt-op-vechtsportgala-in-Rotterdam.dhtml

If it happens it would be the first time I give dana money
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>>64737205

Since they're fighting for a belt rather than 72 virgins, no.
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>>64737220
>tfw we get a bunch of nonames without overeem or moose because theyre booked already
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>>64737245
>implying Struve vs Rosholt 2 wouldnt sell 2 stadiums
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>>64734730
tank abbott and chuck liddell?
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>>64737255
They need Struve vs the biggest can at HW so he can just height meme them

Or put him again someone who is top 5 and let him get rekt
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>>64734917
Way I see it, the first 2 hits on a unconscious opponent are fine.

If they're clearly out, and its 3 hits, you know what you're doing and you're a cunt. They should even fine you 10% of your win.
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>>64737290

Struve already beat Big Nog, is there a bigger can?
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>>64737305
Get Bob Sapp or dada 5000 in on a one fight contract or someshit
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>>64737305
Brendan Schaub
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>Aljo - What % of fighters do you think were on PED's prior to the USADA testing. And what % do you think are using now? Just ballpark...

>Aljamain: I'm going to say at least 50% of the fighters were on some type of PED pre-USADA. And I'm still uncertain what the numbers would look like now. The new "in thing" has been EPO from what I've heard, and its a cardio-enhancer thats SUPER hard to test for and get caught on. All these cardio-machines that don't ever slow down....yea something just aint right with that to me man.
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>>64737342
He is doing a Q&A right now here

http://themmacommunity.com/threads/q-a-w-aljamain-sterling-thurs-1-7-10am-et.11186/page-5

If anyone is interested
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>>64737342
I miss Classic PEDs, ones that just turned people into massive slabs of manmeat ready to bang to the death. Just look at Classic Vitor when he debuted.
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>>64737359
Sterling is promoting the fuck out of himself lel

should try get him on /heem/
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>>64737203
I was thinking about doing this for UFC Undisputed 3
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>>64737033
Fuck this heat my nigga, its January and its like +3 today.
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>>64737305
give him that br Ngannou just ko'd
he has another fight left before he gets cut
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>>64737342
>>64737359
>thinking some nigger knows anything about peds
EPO is hard to test for because the exact same substance is found naturally within the human body.

They test for EPO by testing your relative amount red blood cells, which can also be elevated naturally
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>>64735588
>Condit is gonna win
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https://youtu.be/iGvWEVHKVho
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Is this the worst UFC promo of all time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ZRZ10rlGQ
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>>64737488
YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>64737417
if you base your prediction on dillasnake beating barao then you are stupid

lets look at the facts
dillasnake
>beat barao whos a flatfooted stationary striker
>got outstriked by assuanco, barely took him down once
>got KO'd by a flyweight
>barely beat joe soto, went 5 rounds
>is in a new camp with lower caliber sparring partners

cruz
>cleaned the division
>beat #1 p4p in the world
>proved that he can maintain his skill level while being out for a long duration
>least hit in his division
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>>64737409

Well thats what I was wondering.
So, EPO is usually produced in response to hypoxia and leads to increased production of RBC. High altitude trane is the natural way to do that. But surely there would be a significant difference in the amount of blood cells produced by high altitude training compared to a big shot of EPO in your ass?
Or maybe EPO use isn't as new as he thinks, and the coaches have found a way to make the increased RBCs look completely normal on a blood test.
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>>64737342
I think you can see it in HW division a bit. Overeem looked to be 5kg less in weight at least. Probably knew he'd have to lose it so he wouldn't gas out.

JDS flabby and slow as well, and probably will need to retire, or slide right out of the top 5.

Meanwhile Mark Hunt looked a lot better back in November, yet not that much lighter.
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>>64737526
I think that the difference between EPO and high altitude is EPO can increase it way more than altitude can. So logicly you could use a lower amount of EPO and not get caught

Same way they tested for androgens, they used to look at T:E ratio and when you would elevate both you wouldnt test positive.

After that they started to test for the amount of test someone has, which could also be elevated to a normal amount
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>>64737512
>barely beat joe soto
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>>64735553
Dillashaw will be the first fighter to submit to words
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friendly reminder that Raphael Assuncao who beat Dillasnake is on a 7 fight win streak and still hasnt fought for the title
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>>64737512

>beat #1 p4p in the world

He beat Jon Jones?
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lads I just realized how IV's can mask 'substance' use, specificly EPO

by diluting your blood your red blood cell concentration will decrease which would mask EPO use
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>>64737596
This is common knowledge...
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>>64737565
Damn, so basically its undetectable by any conventional methods as long as the coach knows what he's doing and gets the dosage right.
I might brush up on the topic when I have time, I'm curious as to how long they've been using EPO and whether there is any way (in theory) to detect it in athletes in the near future.
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>>64737566
I know m8, he even forgot to mention Soto took the fight on a day's notice

>>64737577
friendly reminder that he lost to Faber

>>64737592
He beat Demetrious "heemposter" Johnson m8
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>>64737577

Thats because he broke both his ankels and hasn;t fought since
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>>64737596
Well did you think they just said "lol lets ban IVs for no reason"?
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>>64737626
>I'm curious as to how long they've been using EPO

Ages, Lance Armstrong used it during his career
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>>64737608
>>64737638
>implying you knew which peds were undetectable
am I on sherdog
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>>64737626
>>64737647
ages like sweden said, they didnt even bust Armstrong, he just amitted it

Chael was talking about it on one of his interviews. He was talking about how no one was on steroids but on something else, which is technicly true.

Chael was also not on steroids, he was on EPO and an estrogen inhibitting hormone
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>>64737628
>friendly reminder that he lost to Faber
yeah a loss to faber 6 years ago during the WEC days when faber was a beast is such a bad loss right
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>>64737047
>Ronda rousey made a sex tape with jon Bones Jones which i am the only one with a copy which shows Rondas Rouseys penis.
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>>64737843
still means he'll be behind Faber for a shot
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>>64737873
Didn't someone dig around the fact that Ronda said she was a female in some internet forum?
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>>64737647
>>64737706

Hmmm thats pretty interesting. You reckon there should be a "fuck it, everyone use it, we don't care" policy like there was in Japan? Impossible to work in practice, especially in the US, but could be interesting.
Kind of like the Group B Rally days, where no restrictions meant that the only limit was budget and R&D.
It could only work in MMA until somebody's heart exploded mid fight tho.
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>>64737951
ya there is some bio she filled out when she was like 14. said she was a shemale. Which one of you guys wrote that lawsuit?
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OFFICIAL LIST OF RULE CHANGES REQUIRED TO FIX THIS "SPORT"
>no gloves
>headbutts are legal
>knees/kicks to the head of grounded opponents are legal
>12-6 elbows are legal
>no referee standups
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>>64738019

>no referee standups

GSP please
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>>64738019
ACTUAL LIST OF THINGS NEEDED TO FIX THE SPORT OF UFC

>ban anyone who thinks Condit was robbed
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>>64737997
you should realize that the idea of PEDs is not accepted socially and that is the big reason why it would affect the popularity of the sport
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>>64738046
Yeah m80, thats why i thought it would be interesting in theory but impossible in practice.
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>>64737596
The reason they banned IVs is because it means they can now test for traces of plastic as part of the PED tests. Before the ban fighters could just say the plastic in their blood was from rehydrating.
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>>64738083
Is plastic a PED? Is that why Sage is so good!
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What would be the best PED stack for a fight, assuming everything is legal?

Test
Then
Halotestin
EPO
HGH
caffeine
Amphetamines
Painkillers of some sort?
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>>64738096
Plastic in the blood means the fighter was using an IV.
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>>64738083
>this post
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>>64738116

>needing drugs
>not being alpha enough to stay natty
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>>64738019
>no gloves
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>>64738116
>not including plastic
dude lmao plastic is the biggest shit right now every fighter is on plastic you goof do you even know what plastic does to you it makes you RIPPED SON
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>>64738028
There are no stand ups on the streets.
>>64738128
there are no gloves on the streets.
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Fake fight? Or premature stoppage? I just can't see a woman beating a man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6L5RTUL-yw
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>>64738121
>>64738148
>IV use leaves trace amounts of plastic in the blood from the bag and tubing
>no longer a legal use for the IV
>easier to test for IV use than the myriad of PEDs

>hurr durr plastic isn't a PED
>the netherlands
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>>64736810
>mfw I capped that during the 2014 WC
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>>64738266
is this even english
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>>64738266

>being clinically retarded
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>>64738012
Yeah, I meant shemale*.

Maybe the joke is on us, and Ronda is really a post-op shemale who took hormones from a young age
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>>64738212
Also ruins spicy bangers
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>>64738374
Plausible, her Mom is a Doctor afterall. Would also explain her father's suicide, He just couldn't live with himself after seeing the freakish creature he let his cunt wife create.
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>>64738019
YEA BOI
WHO /NHB/ HERE
WHO /VALE TUDO/ HERE
WHO TF UP
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New Schaub & Friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24869JT0iFE
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>>64737647
I think Drago used it in the Rocky movie, right?
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>>64737577
This is unironically the only thing I remember him for.
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>>64736449
Whos toe is that?
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>>64737577
>>64737637
>>64738477
they are protecting Dillasnake from assuncao and no one is noticing it

marketing class should be mandatory for fighters desu
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>>64738494
JON JONES
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>>64738019
Rules are for entertainment and safety tap out fag, get off your fat ass and fight random niggers if you wanna see that shit
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>>64738494
Jonathon Jones after stopping Chael Sonnen late in the first round. He looked down, and said "Wew!" just as the post fight interview started I think. In hindsight, you could say that Chael Sonnen was something like 20 seconds away from a TKO (Injury) win, because no way would they let Jon Jones continue into round 2 with his toe like that.
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>>64738500
GETCH YO TOE TOGETHA BOOY!!!!
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why is there no mma world cup?

one where every fighter from every organization, be it pride ufc or whatever can compete. with ufc rules because they're the toughest
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>>64738496
We'll see how he looks in his return. He's just about out of his athletic prime* and will be coming off a long injury layoff** so maybe a couple fights in 2016 before he gets a title shot.

* depending on if you believe in that concept and how much it matters in cagebanging, we certainly have a notable handful of resurgent older veterans these days

** does /heem/ believe in ring rust? or is it just an excuse? what about octagon jitters? adrenaline dumps?
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>>64735547
here is a funny one for you :)
>>64738019
if you strike someone in the balls twice you get a point deducted, if you poke someone in the eye twice you get a point deducted simple. also ban oblique kicks to the knee i hate that shit
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>>64738500
>>64738522
What, that's uriah halls toe from that fight he won despite walking around the whole third round with that shit
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>>64738602
Ring rust is realer than real, expect to see it in jon bones
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>>64737488
no its not its a great promo as is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xzCwtHqdQI
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>>64738813
What the fugg really? I must be going blind... totally forgot about that one.
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>>64738813
It's jon jones.
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I'm sick of headcase racist jibes

Sick of deep fried arteries
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>>64737488
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/3zmtgj/is_this_the_worst_ufc_promo_of_all_time_ufc_196/

>reddit
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>>64738577
UFC is the MMA World Cup you goof
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>>64738900
Not him and I don't know when that Reddit thread was made but I saw someone ask the same question a few days ago here tbf
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@Anthony_Rumble
2 maybe 3 more yrs left
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>>64738942
u-until?
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>>64735612

>france
>literally illegal to trane
>thinks he could heem anyone

TOP KEK
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>>64738991

War Stockton!!!

Who should Diaz fight first?
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>>64738964
USDA

He used to fight at 170 too, between that and the PEDs he's washing up early and dying early
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>>64738906
this ufc bought wec and strike force a long with getting all of prides former fighters, which is odd because they were always the shittiest fighting league too me
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>>64739064
They also got all the cream of the crop from IFL. IFL was fun.
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>>64739035
Robbie Lawler
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>>64739035
Bisbong
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Reminder I would heem everyone ITT and everyone from the 209 area code.
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Nick will be eligible to fight at UFC 200
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>>64739149
Let's get closer
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daily reminder of who the GOAT really is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLxFpQ8OvoU
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>>64739254
When did you first truly believe in Conor McGregor, /heem/? Personally, for me it was the Mendes fight. Until then I really thought he was just a flash in the pan, but now I see how GOAT he really is.
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>>64739084

Can't give a direct title shot

>>64739114

Maybe, but he's tied up with the Silva fight
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>>64739201

You think I'm just gonna let you get closer to me?
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>yfw Ronda gets heem'd again
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>>64739358
I just want to see her do porn. How many times does she have to get heem'd again before that happens?
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>tfw we never saw Wanderlei vs Sonnen
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>>64739323
When he made Porier look like a clown. Shit talking and then making it happen to a tee.
It just seems too easy for him.

Now when people say Frankie is going to wrestlefuck him to a UD it seems impossible to avoid Conors left hand for 25 minutes.
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>>64735174
This looks like one of those YOU ARE A WINNER seminars. Or get rich quick schemes. With Color it can be both.
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>>64739323
the guy's mental game is ridiculous. He's literally been calling every thing he's done since 2013
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I WILL ELIMINATE CHAD MINI MENDES
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>>64737057
>Belgium defending their masters again
You'll never learn
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When is Floyd going to man up and fight Conor?
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>>64739449
When is Conor going to man up and become a good boy?
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>>64739449
Is this your new stupid meme you're going to post in every single thread?

Shame, some Irish posters aren't complete shit

Filtered
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>>64739478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w__qW2OcdvE
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>>64739449

HE CAN'T TAKE THE LEFT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GROJiHz7UAQ
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>>64739529
Who /REDBAN/ here?
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>>64735547
great choice of heem ausbrah
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>>64739478
I really want his face on a t shirt and make some good boys out there
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Herb Dean really is a shit ref. I'm watching Erik Silva vs Matt Brown on FS2. Silva landed a liver kick that dropped Brown and caused him to eat about 12 good shots to the head while doing nothing besides holding his body until Herb Dean ordered him to fight back and then he was able to move and give up his back. He ended up surviving the round and won the fight in the third.

But when Herb reffed Ronda vs McMann, he stopped the fight after two pitter patter punches. I see shit like this all the time now.
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>>64739677

>But when Herb reffed Ronda vs McMann,

He was paid to guarantee Honda won of course
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>>64739677
>2015+1
>not knowing that the fix is ALWAYS in
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>>64739677
There is a reason Herb is Dana's favorite ref goy
>>
Sage Northcutt
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>>64739677
You're just basically saying the problem with early stoppages
I generally think back to Lesnar/Carwin when I think about early stoppages
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>>64739677
I'm still a bit bitter a bout Barao vs Faber 2. Not even a Faber fanboy, but Faber deserved to be given more of a chance than that.
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>>64739709
Think about the problems with early stoppages*
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>Stopping a fight while a fighter is conscious

Why is this allowed? Unless they tap do not stap
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>>64739677
>not knowng herb gets bribed to holdout longer
>>
Gabi Garcia
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>>64733564
How'd you know?
>>
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/7/10731854/nick-diaz-proposed-settlement-agreement-on-agenda-for-next-nevada

>Wanderlei Silva's disciplinary re-hearing is also on the agenda. Silva evaded a drug test in May 2014 and was subsequently handed a lifetime ban by the NAC. In judicial review, though, a Nevada judge ruled Silva's punishment was "arbitrary and capricious" and sent his case back to the commission.

1. Does anyone else think of Kramer when they read "arbitrary and capricious"?

2. Will Wanderlei fight again in the ufc? Dont they own his contract? Will they release him so he can fight Fedor in Rizin?
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>>64739781
ufc will never release wand. his name is worth too much even now. he probably has a bunch of fights left on his contract which the ufc will be as slow as possible in giving to him in order to deny him to other organizations.
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>>64739378
but she's ugly as fuck
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>>64739746

Disgusting, would suck Chyna's manclit before fucking this ugly bitch
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>>64739746
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>>64739746
looks like a beast, but felt really unimpressed with her fight. and the other girl barely had any fighting experience at all, apparently.
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>>64739831
>That left "tit"

ewww
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>>64739830
So they're gonna pay him $200k to show against... who?
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>>64739864
the corpse of forrest griffin.
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>>64739864

Wandy vs CM Punk
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>>64734716
kek
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>>64739884
If I reply with >implying to anyone today, it'll be you
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>this is a 10 in burgerstan
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THAT'S A COORS LIGHT
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I attempted to read a Jack Slack piece just now. It's aboutPettis/ALvarez. I made it 3 paragraphs until I got to

> I don't give a tuppenny damn where a fighter sits in the rankings or who the UFC is marketing as an unstoppable force of nature this year, my job is to point at beautiful aspects of the game no matter how flawed the fighter demonstrating them is otherwise.

What a fucking faggot. Do his articles always have dumb shit like that?
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>>64739941
forgot pic
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>>64736046
What a fucking tease. Now where is that uncensored version?
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>>64739947
be nice, he shills his articles on /heem/ regularly
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>>64739844
It didn't seem like Gabi had any either desu
It also looked like a complete mismatch and Garcia getting rocked within 10 seconds was bizarre
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>>64739947
cont

Oh god I kept reading...

>Alvarez and Pettis were done in by beautiful gameplans, no shame there. But as strikers, doing things that other mixed martial artists either cannot replicate or do not know about, they are most certainly all that and a bag of chips.

I closed the tab.
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>>64734887

I would pay good money to see a Gracie brake down of this.
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BECAUSE BUD LIGHT WON'T PAY ME NUTHIN
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>>64740002
>brake down
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>>64739947
>>64739964
Why is he such a faggot?

Someone was posting the other day his tweets about Tim Kennedy, where he was saying "fuck military guys who are racists", the guy went full SJW mode
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I don't understand the discussion that Overeem could possibly fight Fedor, or King Mo or Rampage. It makes no sense to me. Fedor does not want to fight above average fighters. He's a glorified can crusher whose crowning achievement is beating up a guy that tried feed a bus a carrot.
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>>64737342
>The new "in thing" has been EPO from what I've heard, and its a cardio-enhancer thats SUPER hard to test for and get caught on.


EPO is the most famous PED after steroids, the tests are on point since the 90s. It's not some sort of super drug new on the market
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>>64740043
I think he's a shitskin. He posted this on reddit
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>>64739947
He's way better at describing techniques and talking history, but lately he can't stop his Diaz side.
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>>64740071
>diaz side.

Neither Diaz would ever say any of the cringey shit I quoted.
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>>64740046
I honestly think it's a miracle Overeem has got this far. The fact that he beat Junior is a testament to how worn out Cigano truly is; heck the guy looks like he's 50 years old.
Kinda sad really, Overeem was pretty much GOAT, K-1 champ, 4 years undefeated in MMA, ragdolled Werdum like a baby. I wish they would just give him his horse meat back.
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>>64740066
Nah he's just your typical brit faggot. His real name is some Irish shit sounding shit.
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>>64739954
These are 10's in Hueland
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>>64740092
Brits can't into thuggery
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>>64740128
>ragdolled Werdum like a baby
PEDs
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>>64740137
brazil have both the best and worst looking women
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>>64739529
>marcus brimmage
>not being able to sense power levels
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>>64740159
Not even close, that's just a meme. Venezuelans and Colombians bitches are way better.
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>>64740154
horse meat
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>>64740178
>bitches
That's very degrading, don't do it again
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>>64740137
Nobody calls that hue 10, but Joe Rogan literally says she's a 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BxCbDsaGHY

Your move, president jihad hussein
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>>64740137
Gob and belch.jpg
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>>64740178
only thing i know about venezuelan women is that they're literally obsessed with beauty pageants, and that plastic surgery is running rampant.
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>>64740128
>The fact that he beat Junior is a testament to how worn out Cigano truly is
lmao

it only showed how good overeem really is
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>>64740159
>>64740178
>>64740207
south american women in general are literally 50% plastic
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>>64740194
S-sorry Grandmaster.
>>64740207
That's true. but normal venezuelan girls are amazing looking, especially poor bitches who can't pay for surgery.
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>>64740217
Shut the fuck up dummy, you don't know shit.
Only models and famous girls do this, i'm talking about normal girls you can see on the streets who obviously don't care/can't pay for surgery.
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>>64740226

>bitches

Stop?
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>>64740252
I don't follow orders of countries who never won a war against >we
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>>64740242
you cant prove me wrong bro
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>>64740211
Buddy, he is the poster child for "shade of his former self".
He may have retained his technical abilities, but his physique has declined enormously. His chin is crystal, and his raw strength has vanished. He may be a top 10 heavyweight, but as we know today it doesn't necessarily take much to be top 10.
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>>64740197
Joe Rogan is a drug-addled lunatic. He constantly spews nonsense that you should you should never accept as fact, especially since he is apt to state the opposite a few months later when he forgets that he had an opinion on the subject.
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>>64740128
Arlovski and Overeem have seen revivals at Jackson/Win

We all know Blackzillian is a cancer MMA gym.
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>>64740269
I literally can, watch, european countries are ahead of spic countries still, asians are the most degenerate though.
1-USA
2-Brazil
3-China
4-Japan
5-Mexico
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/31/top-plastic-surgery-countries-world_n_2590757.html
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>>64740280
Unless you regularly go to Church like Vitor, amirite?
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>>64740277
>he is apt to state the opposite a few months later when he forgets that he had an opinion on the subject.
Your first point is right but I doubt he's forgetting the mythical creature. He knows he fucked up with his creepy obsession.

To be fair Cerrone put the THC for brains in his place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjTHLNMAWfw
>that faggy reaction from Joe
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>>64740318
that and all the acai
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>>64740280
>Arlovski
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Who has gotten luckier with the judges

Arlovski or Lawler?
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>>64739854
The bodypaint pics show that her tits are much worse that I thought they'd be. They are tranny 5 years into ERT tier.
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>>64740226
>poor bitches
That better be the last time. It isn't funny.
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>>64740324
i really want to hear an honest take on all his Honda hyperbole. I remember hearing Joey Diaz's podcast where he mentioned something about Rogan's BS. like he wanted to call Joe out on his shilling but just kinda left it alone. Im sure they talked in private about it though.
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>>64740357
Is the Queen literally a bitch?
Can't you talk shit on the Queen or is still illegal?
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>>64740349
AA/Schaub is a worse decision than Robbie/Condito. Robbie has a higher volume of bad decisions though.
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>>64740385
I'd hate to be you
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>>64740387
agreed. and to think Schaub would still be fighting and probably be top 5 if the judges didn't screw him.
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>>64740402
Let's do it Bro
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>>64740408
Agreed, with the confidence he would have had after the Arlovski win, he would certainly not have been memed on by Travis "her man" Browne
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https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/685199104121651202

>Doing a live chat today 5pm ET/2pm PT to talk about #LookinForAFight

https://blab.im/ufc-chat-with-dana-white-about-the-new-hit-show-dana-white-lookin-for-a-fight

this shit gonna be ...
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>>64740420
I will literally submit you in 10 seconds you little twerp
Don't reply to me anymore
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Will Cruz look like a dummy if Dillashaw wins?
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I JUST MIGHT GET ON TOP OF MY WIFE TONIGHT
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I'M GONNA GO HOME TONIGHT, SIT DOWN DOWN WITH MY BOY AND FAMILY
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YOU DID IT BABY GIRL, I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT, YOU DID IT BABY GIRL, YOU DID IT
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450617529146.webm
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I just beat off to Ronda's bodypaint pics. Am I gay now?
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>What is a 10-8 round?
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>>64740653
>now
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>>64740651

THATS NOT MY SON

WERE IS MY SON?
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I DONT KNOW ITS CUHRAYYZZZZYYYYYY
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I JUST MIGHT SHITPOST ON /HEEM/ TONIGHT
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>>64740651
dem feels
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Did we confirm that Mighty Mouse posts here?
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>>64738477
Motherfucker looks like Saitama
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>2015 + 7 days
>still rating memekicks
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>>64740738

Yes, now fucking leave me alone you virgin neckbeard fucks
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>>64740760
>>2015 + 7 days

>Brit """"""""""""""""education"""""""""""""""""
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>>64740769
Or what? You'll drag me to a boring 5 round decision?
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AY 4CHAN
AY /SP/
AY /HEEM/
WHA HAPPEN TO YOU
WHA HAPPEN TO YOU /HEEM/
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https://youtu.be/9GWA1SQcNRY
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>the UFC edits Ronda KOed replay out in the Holly post fight interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JciZeYW_Kw0

how mad can they be to do that
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How would Bruce Wayne do in the UFC
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>>64740857

Not as well as Bruce Lee
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>>64740848
They never upload finishes to to big fights like that on youtube. They still want those residual PPV buys.

Were they mad? Fuck yes they were mad. I dont believe thats the reason they edited it out though.
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>>64740717
>>64740760
>>64740800
>>64740835
>>64740857
(You)
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>>64740936

But i'm only one of those
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You faggots better not make an early thread
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>>64741006
she looks like doorbrah's little sister
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>>64741017
Too late
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>>64741006
doesn't she look a bit like Renan Barao?
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I like DC a lot, a manlet that heems heavyweights and LHW, but he will never be able to beat Jon
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>>64741006
All natty, brah.
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>>64740651
damn, that's beautiful
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>>64741060

Giga Nigga Jones is gonna gas

DC tko in round 4 bet the house on it
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>>64741060
watch him win the rematch.
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>>64741074
Holly and her family are P4P classiest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVFIUJbn_h8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oUsEWR4JNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om5LP8LZDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAYJqlhnbxs
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True or False

1. GSP will fight again
2. Conor will fight at least once at 170
3. Rory Macdonald becomes a champ
4. Khabib becomes a champ
5. DJ defends his belt 4 more times
6. Rampage fights in the UFC again
7. Nick Diaz fights in the UFC again
8. Jose Aldo will fight for a UFC belt again
9. Gus will fight for a UFC belt again
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>>64741139

False
False
False
True
True
True
False
False
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Would Rory beat Hendricks and Lombard?
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>>64741139

All true.
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>>64741139
1. False
2. False
3. True
4. False
5. True
6. False
7. True
8. True
9. True
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>>64736661

Damn, 30 years ago looks like 300 years ago
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>>64741060

I'm pretty sure he's beating Jones in the rematch.
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Who it gonna be boys?
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>>64741139
>1. GSP will fight again
No.

>2. Conor will fight at least once at 170
No. Don't be ridiculous.

>3. Rory Macdonald becomes a champ
Yes. The old guard (Condit/Lawler/Hendricks) don't have that many years left in the sport, even Woodley is 33 already.

>4. Khabib becomes a champ
No, he can't get healthy, and if he can, the game will have surpassed him.

>5. DJ defends his belt 4 more times
Hm, possible.

>6. Rampage fights in the UFC again
True.

>7. Nick Diaz fights in the UFC again
True.

>8. Jose Aldo will fight for a UFC belt again
True.

>9. Gus will fight for a UFC belt again
False.
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>>64741184
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