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> Hey mods,
> Yeah. Yeah it's Dana.
> Listen ya goofs, pls ban all casuals who begin new threads before 500. Cool? Great.
Objectively speaking, she is an uggo. Was she a token ring girl?
There are so many bretty girls of color that could surely carry pieces of cardboard and stand quietly around for money.
>standing up for black women
>progressive as fuck tbph
>tfw Demetrious Johnson could very well be shitposting with us this time tomorrow
have another one
When Callen and Rogan are on the same podcast its more unsufferable than usual. All that new-age broscience combined with insecure anxious masculinity.
Is Schaub and Callens podcast any different?
>Cerrone among 3 fighters fined by UFC after Reebok outfit policy violations
He said he'd wear the patch, he wore the patch, now they are pushing his shit in.
Reebok in charge of winning fans.
>every time I think about the Reebok deal
I mean this in particular is the UFC's doing, but it obviously wouldn't have happened without the sponsorship deal. Fighter pay is shit and Reebok has made a plethora of inexcusable fuck ups with their merchandise
I was on the Dolce Diet and it really fucked with my equilibrium. I had trouble going five rounds, and would often gas at the end of the second. I really can't recommend it. For me, I find it better to go on the Vjerke Diet, or just to do a traditional balanced breakfast.
She doesn't cut weight for photoshoots because she doesn't want young girls to think that's what she really looks like. She wants to put forth a more realistic body image for the millions of young girls she is inspiring. #RouseyRevolution
does heem like boxing?
if so i have the best youtube channel 4u
The joke is that your country is poor so it's natural for you to expect people to be starving.
I think, at this point, now that I explained it to you in morose detail, my post makes at least .01 sense.
>tfw it's red panty night for RDA
I disagree. I feel like being Croatian and not knowing what it's like to be able to afford food go hand in hand, at least according to the premise of my joke, so the way I phrased it in the greentext is actually correct.
Alright, where is that autistic kid from Florida?
>While the other two have yet to go public with the notice, Nate Diaz did weigh in wearing his jeans, making him a likely candidate as well. As Josh Samman mentioned on his UFC on FOX 17 journal, Reebok liaisons tried, and failed, to make Diaz wear the proper gear at that time.
Oh, for fucks sake, Croatia is in the EU, its a country that rakes in mad muney from tourism and shit. Saying that Croatia is poor is like saying that Canada is suffering a heatwave.
In comparison to the rest of us in the Balkans, it is. They have street lights that work and people don't kill each other for food and stabbing people for their shoes is considered strange.
Get the fuck out of here you goofs. Meme arrows are used to imply the lack of something, if I would to write
>knowing the touch of a woman
I would mean that Rogan is homosexual, which is fine nowadays, but if I would to write
>not knowing the touch of a woman
i would mean that Joe Rogan is a great ladies man, which is a lie of course
>I hope you get staph desu.
what the hell man
It's my birthday, friends.
Please post your favourite heem for me
Worst part is, Dillashaw is going to win.
You faget it's Frank Mir vs Big Nog 2 (IIRC)
It's an interesting pattern, but that doesn't nessissrily mean he's guaranteed to lose against Cruz. Don't get me wrong, he will lose, but it'll at least be competitive
Those loses were obviously pre-moevment
>mfw Ronda has to testify under oath that she doesn't have a penis
I'd plead the fifth of her tight little ass that's for sure.
Damn, you guys reckon she's taken it in the poop chute? I reckon she's just ugly and overcompensating and enough of a daddy issues kinda girl that if you badgered her enough she'd let you put it up there.
Who knows maybe she likes it these days? Mmm but alas we can only speculate
uncensored version any second now
You forgot the 20-something Nate Diaz of the women's strawweight division.
shit b8 m8
The thing about WMMA is that even now, being a female fighter isn't financially viable as a full time job unless you're top 10 in the world. So we see less quality because they simply can't fully focus and dedicate themselves to the sport.
I need those non censored Ronda coochie pics that TMZ got, senpai
When is Goldie scheduled for his next twitter meltdown?
Takes a lot of energy to grab a headset
What do your parents or relatives think of mma? Do they know anything about it?
Dad watches with me sometimes, but tunes out whenever the fight hits the ground/clinch against the cage. Mom just happy that I'm getting exercise (BJJ).
One of my cousins thinks I'm some sort of meathead PITBULLMMA type guy and tries to get me to teach him how to beat up people at his school (sit on the ground and buttscoot towards your opponent?)
UFC wants to host in my country, in Rotterdam to be exact according to this article
If it happens it would be the first time I give dana money
Way I see it, the first 2 hits on a unconscious opponent are fine.
If they're clearly out, and its 3 hits, you know what you're doing and you're a cunt. They should even fine you 10% of your win.
>Aljo - What % of fighters do you think were on PED's prior to the USADA testing. And what % do you think are using now? Just ballpark...
>Aljamain: I'm going to say at least 50% of the fighters were on some type of PED pre-USADA. And I'm still uncertain what the numbers would look like now. The new "in thing" has been EPO from what I've heard, and its a cardio-enhancer thats SUPER hard to test for and get caught on. All these cardio-machines that don't ever slow down....yea something just aint right with that to me man.
>thinking some nigger knows anything about peds
EPO is hard to test for because the exact same substance is found naturally within the human body.
They test for EPO by testing your relative amount red blood cells, which can also be elevated naturally
if you base your prediction on dillasnake beating barao then you are stupid
lets look at the facts
>beat barao whos a flatfooted stationary striker
>got outstriked by assuanco, barely took him down once
>got KO'd by a flyweight
>barely beat joe soto, went 5 rounds
>is in a new camp with lower caliber sparring partners
>cleaned the division
>beat #1 p4p in the world
>proved that he can maintain his skill level while being out for a long duration
>least hit in his division
Well thats what I was wondering.
So, EPO is usually produced in response to hypoxia and leads to increased production of RBC. High altitude trane is the natural way to do that. But surely there would be a significant difference in the amount of blood cells produced by high altitude training compared to a big shot of EPO in your ass?
Or maybe EPO use isn't as new as he thinks, and the coaches have found a way to make the increased RBCs look completely normal on a blood test.
I think you can see it in HW division a bit. Overeem looked to be 5kg less in weight at least. Probably knew he'd have to lose it so he wouldn't gas out.
JDS flabby and slow as well, and probably will need to retire, or slide right out of the top 5.
Meanwhile Mark Hunt looked a lot better back in November, yet not that much lighter.
I think that the difference between EPO and high altitude is EPO can increase it way more than altitude can. So logicly you could use a lower amount of EPO and not get caught
Same way they tested for androgens, they used to look at T:E ratio and when you would elevate both you wouldnt test positive.
After that they started to test for the amount of test someone has, which could also be elevated to a normal amount
friendly reminder that Raphael Assuncao who beat Dillasnake is on a 7 fight win streak and still hasnt fought for the title
Damn, so basically its undetectable by any conventional methods as long as the coach knows what he's doing and gets the dosage right.
I might brush up on the topic when I have time, I'm curious as to how long they've been using EPO and whether there is any way (in theory) to detect it in athletes in the near future.
ages like sweden said, they didnt even bust Armstrong, he just amitted it
Chael was talking about it on one of his interviews. He was talking about how no one was on steroids but on something else, which is technicly true.
Chael was also not on steroids, he was on EPO and an estrogen inhibitting hormone
>Ronda rousey made a sex tape with jon Bones Jones which i am the only one with a copy which shows Rondas Rouseys penis.
Hmmm thats pretty interesting. You reckon there should be a "fuck it, everyone use it, we don't care" policy like there was in Japan? Impossible to work in practice, especially in the US, but could be interesting.
Kind of like the Group B Rally days, where no restrictions meant that the only limit was budget and R&D.
It could only work in MMA until somebody's heart exploded mid fight tho.
The reason they banned IVs is because it means they can now test for traces of plastic as part of the PED tests. Before the ban fighters could just say the plastic in their blood was from rehydrating.
>IV use leaves trace amounts of plastic in the blood from the bag and tubing
>no longer a legal use for the IV
>easier to test for IV use than the myriad of PEDs
>hurr durr plastic isn't a PED
Plausible, her Mom is a Doctor afterall. Would also explain her father's suicide, He just couldn't live with himself after seeing the freakish creature he let his cunt wife create.
This is unironically the only thing I remember him for.
Jonathon Jones after stopping Chael Sonnen late in the first round. He looked down, and said "Wew!" just as the post fight interview started I think. In hindsight, you could say that Chael Sonnen was something like 20 seconds away from a TKO (Injury) win, because no way would they let Jon Jones continue into round 2 with his toe like that.
We'll see how he looks in his return. He's just about out of his athletic prime* and will be coming off a long injury layoff** so maybe a couple fights in 2016 before he gets a title shot.
* depending on if you believe in that concept and how much it matters in cagebanging, we certainly have a notable handful of resurgent older veterans these days
** does /heem/ believe in ring rust? or is it just an excuse? what about octagon jitters? adrenaline dumps?
here is a funny one for you :)
if you strike someone in the balls twice you get a point deducted, if you poke someone in the eye twice you get a point deducted simple. also ban oblique kicks to the knee i hate that shit
no its not its a great promo as is this
When did you first truly believe in Conor McGregor, /heem/? Personally, for me it was the Mendes fight. Until then I really thought he was just a flash in the pan, but now I see how GOAT he really is.
When he made Porier look like a clown. Shit talking and then making it happen to a tee.
It just seems too easy for him.
Now when people say Frankie is going to wrestlefuck him to a UD it seems impossible to avoid Conors left hand for 25 minutes.
When is Conor going to man up and become a good boy?
Herb Dean really is a shit ref. I'm watching Erik Silva vs Matt Brown on FS2. Silva landed a liver kick that dropped Brown and caused him to eat about 12 good shots to the head while doing nothing besides holding his body until Herb Dean ordered him to fight back and then he was able to move and give up his back. He ended up surviving the round and won the fight in the third.
But when Herb reffed Ronda vs McMann, he stopped the fight after two pitter patter punches. I see shit like this all the time now.
>Wanderlei Silva's disciplinary re-hearing is also on the agenda. Silva evaded a drug test in May 2014 and was subsequently handed a lifetime ban by the NAC. In judicial review, though, a Nevada judge ruled Silva's punishment was "arbitrary and capricious" and sent his case back to the commission.
1. Does anyone else think of Kramer when they read "arbitrary and capricious"?
2. Will Wanderlei fight again in the ufc? Dont they own his contract? Will they release him so he can fight Fedor in Rizin?
ufc will never release wand. his name is worth too much even now. he probably has a bunch of fights left on his contract which the ufc will be as slow as possible in giving to him in order to deny him to other organizations.
I attempted to read a Jack Slack piece just now. It's aboutPettis/ALvarez. I made it 3 paragraphs until I got to
> I don't give a tuppenny damn where a fighter sits in the rankings or who the UFC is marketing as an unstoppable force of nature this year, my job is to point at beautiful aspects of the game no matter how flawed the fighter demonstrating them is otherwise.
What a fucking faggot. Do his articles always have dumb shit like that?
Oh god I kept reading...
>Alvarez and Pettis were done in by beautiful gameplans, no shame there. But as strikers, doing things that other mixed martial artists either cannot replicate or do not know about, they are most certainly all that and a bag of chips.
I closed the tab.
Why is he such a faggot?
Someone was posting the other day his tweets about Tim Kennedy, where he was saying "fuck military guys who are racists", the guy went full SJW mode
I don't understand the discussion that Overeem could possibly fight Fedor, or King Mo or Rampage. It makes no sense to me. Fedor does not want to fight above average fighters. He's a glorified can crusher whose crowning achievement is beating up a guy that tried feed a bus a carrot.
>The new "in thing" has been EPO from what I've heard, and its a cardio-enhancer thats SUPER hard to test for and get caught on.
EPO is the most famous PED after steroids, the tests are on point since the 90s. It's not some sort of super drug new on the market
I think he's a shitskin. He posted this on reddit
I honestly think it's a miracle Overeem has got this far. The fact that he beat Junior is a testament to how worn out Cigano truly is; heck the guy looks like he's 50 years old.
Kinda sad really, Overeem was pretty much GOAT, K-1 champ, 4 years undefeated in MMA, ragdolled Werdum like a baby. I wish they would just give him his horse meat back.
Nobody calls that hue 10, but Joe Rogan literally says she's a 10
Your move, president jihad hussein
Shut the fuck up dummy, you don't know shit.
Only models and famous girls do this, i'm talking about normal girls you can see on the streets who obviously don't care/can't pay for surgery.
Buddy, he is the poster child for "shade of his former self".
He may have retained his technical abilities, but his physique has declined enormously. His chin is crystal, and his raw strength has vanished. He may be a top 10 heavyweight, but as we know today it doesn't necessarily take much to be top 10.
Joe Rogan is a drug-addled lunatic. He constantly spews nonsense that you should you should never accept as fact, especially since he is apt to state the opposite a few months later when he forgets that he had an opinion on the subject.
I literally can, watch, european countries are ahead of spic countries still, asians are the most degenerate though.
>he is apt to state the opposite a few months later when he forgets that he had an opinion on the subject.
Your first point is right but I doubt he's forgetting the mythical creature. He knows he fucked up with his creepy obsession.
To be fair Cerrone put the THC for brains in his place
>that faggy reaction from Joe
The bodypaint pics show that her tits are much worse that I thought they'd be. They are tranny 5 years into ERT tier.
i really want to hear an honest take on all his Honda hyperbole. I remember hearing Joey Diaz's podcast where he mentioned something about Rogan's BS. like he wanted to call Joe out on his shilling but just kinda left it alone. Im sure they talked in private about it though.
agreed. and to think Schaub would still be fighting and probably be top 5 if the judges didn't screw him.
>Doing a live chat today 5pm ET/2pm PT to talk about #LookinForAFight
this shit gonna be ...
>the UFC edits Ronda KOed replay out in the Holly post fight interview
how mad can they be to do that
They never upload finishes to to big fights like that on youtube. They still want those residual PPV buys.
Were they mad? Fuck yes they were mad. I dont believe thats the reason they edited it out though.
I like DC a lot, a manlet that heems heavyweights and LHW, but he will never be able to beat Jon
Holly and her family are P4P classiest
True or False
1. GSP will fight again
2. Conor will fight at least once at 170
3. Rory Macdonald becomes a champ
4. Khabib becomes a champ
5. DJ defends his belt 4 more times
6. Rampage fights in the UFC again
7. Nick Diaz fights in the UFC again
8. Jose Aldo will fight for a UFC belt again
9. Gus will fight for a UFC belt again
>1. GSP will fight again
>2. Conor will fight at least once at 170
No. Don't be ridiculous.
>3. Rory Macdonald becomes a champ
Yes. The old guard (Condit/Lawler/Hendricks) don't have that many years left in the sport, even Woodley is 33 already.
>4. Khabib becomes a champ
No, he can't get healthy, and if he can, the game will have surpassed him.
>5. DJ defends his belt 4 more times
>6. Rampage fights in the UFC again
>7. Nick Diaz fights in the UFC again
>8. Jose Aldo will fight for a UFC belt again
>9. Gus will fight for a UFC belt again