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/heem/: Fighter "Pay" Edition

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Previous thread: >>64719353

Upcoming MMA events:
1/17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw v Cruz
1/29 - Lellator 148: Something shitty
1/30 - UFC on Fox 18: Johnson vs Bader
2/6 - UFC 196: Werdum vs Sea Level Cain
2/19: Lellator 149: Shamrock vs Gracie III
2/21 - UFC FN 82: Cerrone vs Memes
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First for the one true goat and STILL my boy
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>>64726424
first for valkyrie
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Don't let it get this late again or these bombs will throw
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>>64726454
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JRE is gold tonight
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Because he walks into the octagon in his pajamas he's a martial artist and I'm not?
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top 10 for paige and schaub
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https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
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>>64726491
rip dan hardy
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REELFITEFANS™ shouldn't let themselves fall for hypetrains, nobody is invincible
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>>64726454
What's next for Gustafsson, lads?
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>>64726475
Do you think he would spar with a manlet?
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What does Joe's wife look like?
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>>64726515
source?
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Dana confirmed holly is fighting again before she fights Ronda
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>>64726531

>tfw we get to see Meisha heem'd
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>>64726525

He lost to a manlet
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>>64726424
> Not eternal PVZ edition
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>>64726521
If he loses his next fight he's probably gonna leave the UFC

If he works his way up to a *third* title shot and loses, presumably to Jones again, he'll kill himself
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>>64726520
Except Sage
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>>64726500
How high are they
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You can ban one of these two:

Eyepokes
or
Wrestlefucking

Choose wisely.
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>>64726525
He sparred with Latifi, you just gotta get pretty thick, solid and extremely tight
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>>64726567
Eyepokes

Without wrestlefucking some of my favorite fighters wouldn't win meme decisions
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>>64726545
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>>64726567

If you can't get up if you get taken down then that's your problem and are probably a horrible fighter.
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>>64726567

Wrestlefucking

Suddenly America has no champs
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>>64726567
>I watch MMA for big meaty sexual cumshot punches because Im an ADD fratboy

Just stick to the highlight vid comps on Youtube kid
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>>64726585
>you will never jizz on Miesha's nose
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>>64726599
>Being this afraid to stand and bang

Just run into my overhand left
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>>64726500
They /pol/ nao.
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>>64726602
And all the talented British contenders would finally get their chance to shine
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>>64726602

Just like England yeh?
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>>64726602
I forgot Dillashaw, DC, Rockhold, and Robbie won their titles by humping people
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>>64726602
Cormier is the only american champ who's main weapon is wrestlefucking though, and he'll lose his belt to Jones soon enough
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>>64726520
Depends on how you view "hypetrains". Having a favorite fighter and rooting for him makes the fights that much more interesting.

Being deluded enough to think that a person can't lose is quite another.
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>>64726625
>>64726634
>>64726636
>>64726638

>this triggers the American
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>>64726619

Can't run into an overhand left when you're on the ground complaining to the ref to stand it up.

If a mugger attacks you on the street and puts you on your back, will you beg a ref to stand you up?
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Literally how?
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>>64726652
Kill yourself, this country has no good fighters. Accept it.
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>>64726657
>If a mugger attacks you on the street and puts you on your back, will you beg a ref to stand you up?

He'll be facedown with his dick in the dirt from a snap kick before his heels leave the ground
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>>64726652
Erm, okay? It's demonstrably false but I guess you were after some (you)s so take another one
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>>64726671
The clothe on the right flatters her more
Clothes and makeup can make an average girl hot
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should rockhold's new nickname be Luke "Rocky" Rockhold?
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>>64726671
For you
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>>64726689

Sure they would cuck. They'll take you down and stab you, then run off with your money cause you have no take down defense.
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>>64726701
>clothe
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>>64726701
kek, that is paint, you are staring at a naked butt dumbass
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>>64726727
I wish there was a singular word for clothes other than "garmet", referring to specific articles of clothing is gay
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>>64726733
You really nailed the dana white impersonation
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>>64726602
>only Americans do Brazilian jiu-jitsu

Is this your first day?
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>>64726733
The guy who painted it did a good job then m8
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>>64726772

He's been here since UFC 189
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>>64726671
/weightcutronda/
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>>64726777
chekt and would fuck no matter hwat
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>>64726671

How what? They literally look the same
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>>64726786

I've been hear longer than you
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>>64726777
Had to have been a girl who painted that ass, senpai

Any guy would be shaking and sweating too hard to finish the job there

Bet her asscheeks are hard as rocks
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>>64726709
Luke "Literally Perfect" Rockhold
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>tfw wanna have a nice fap but my brother is home
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Rogan just said he'd hook up with Hillary Clinton
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>>64726814
Put your phone in a plastic bag and take a shower
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>>64726835

This is the funniest thing I've read this year.
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>>64726709
Luke "Froot Loop" Rockhold
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>>64726814
>>64726835
>4chan in a nutshell
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>>64726814
>he doesn't fap when people are in the same house as him
Do you not have a door to your room or do you scream when you cum
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Now they're talking about little dicks
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>>64726914

Correction, now they're talking about gorilla dicks
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>>64726878
he likes to randomly walk into my room without knocking to ask me dumb shit
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>>64726671
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>>64726962

A LOTTA ASS FOR A ROCK STAR
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>Dana White before: The next fight for Holly is Ronda at UFC 200
>Dana White today: Holy Holm will fight before fighting Ronda
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>>64726944
you could always do it in the bathroom, just use your phone or your imagination
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>>64727001

>Holm has two fights on the same card
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Would you Ronda's mom?
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>>64727070

He'd do this if he could the mad man.
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>>64727001

Holly is fighting Cyborg at UFC 199 and then defending against Ronda at 200 you goof! How many twitter followers do you have you square headed doofus?
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>>64726811
Luke "Husbandu" Rockhold
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>>64727227
CM "ISIS Man" Punk
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>>64722293

Should've done an Austin 3:16 shirt rip-off but with Connor 0:13 or something 2bh.
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>FACT: CM Punk will fare much, much better than people anticipated.
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>>64727304
That'd be too clever for Reebok.
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>>64727347
i hope they match him up with some can from asia and he gets knocked out in humiliating fashion like marcelo garcia (another professional wrestler)
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>>64727347
True. I think he easily wins his first fight. The fucker has been training for close to a year now for this fight.
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>>64727347
I see him getting knocked out in his first fight to be quite truthful family member
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reminder

https://twitter.com/sbnlukethomas/status/630836704572755968
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>>64727381
Nah, they will pit him against the guy from LFAF, who isn't bad, but will fit in well with Punk' style, which Doofus is taking care of. Zuffa and the UFC will market the shit out of it and it will be a competitive fight, but a fight that Punk will win decisively.

Heck, he isn't even shaving during training so that he can theatrically shave it off in the Embeddeds for maximum mandramatic effect.

>>64727384
Yeah, I've seen it. The cop says to the other cop something along the lines: "I'll fuck your mother, stop making the snowballs so big" in a joking manner.

>inb4 we get bombed some more for violence against refugees

My body is ready.
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>>64727001
Where did Dana say that today?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaOlYSN_DPs

wtf
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>>64727498
UFC Tonight I think
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>>64727498

UFC Tonight.

Only took a month for him to flip flop. The thing about him that I hate is that he says something and makes it sound so definitive and then changes his mind on a dime. I know a lot of other people are involved in the decisions but nothing he says is to ever be believed at face value.
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>>64727507

Jones looking fat

inb4 he can't make 205 anymore
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>>64727227
How does joining ISIS help him with his MMA training?

Is he working in his ground and beheading technique?
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https://youtu.be/zmIVoZ7KMYE?

tfw no pat lundvall gf
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>>64727511
>>64727552
I'm glad we'll be getting Tate/Holm desu

Tate will probably feel quite shit if she loses though
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>>64727620

Prevents head locks cause your beard provides a nice cushion
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>>64727507
>>64727554

He certainly wasn't looking as flowy as usual there.
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>>64727554
I think he is just looking slow, I guess it's by the end of a training session but why upload the vid
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>>64727379
>yfw he gets someone on 1 week notice
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>>64727552

Holly is a grade A goofball. That Ronda fight at 200 would've set her for life, plus she'd most likely win based on the fact that Honda is shooting more shitty movies and proping up her collapsing media hypetrain in the meantime. Tate is a horrible matchup for her.
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If your favorite fighter isn't Schaub I just don't know what to tell you.
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>>64727744
Ronda would not be in shape for 200
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What if Jones is like the anti BJ Penn and Unmotivated Jones was actually his GOAT form and he'll be shit tier once he returns?
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>>64727744
>Tate is a horrible matchup for her

In what possible way?
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>>64727778
She's in better shape now than she was for 193. See:
>>64726671
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>>64727744
fighting champion
No one thought she'd beat Ronda but look where we are
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>>64727792
That was taken months ago

And by in shape I mean having her head and more specifically jaw screwed on right
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>>64727744
>Tate is a horrible matchup for her.

Top lel pham she just barely cruised past Jessica Eye, and she did that by laying on top of her. Tate is Esparza-tier in that all she's got is take downs.

Also I don't think she's in complete control of what happens. The big boys wanted to keep her dormant for 8 months, that's not good when you're 34. I suppose they finally came to their senses.
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>>64727507
He looks like MC Ride with a smaller nose now
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what would you do with cat zingano?
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is looking for a fight actually any good
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>>64727507
>BUT HES GOING TO SMOKE DC
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>>64727857
feed her my dirty drawers
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>>64727857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRxDguNMI7w&feature=youtu.be&t=17
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>>64727554
>>64727651
>>64727902
You experts sure can tell a lot about a person based on a 10 second video clip
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>>64727902
Jones' hypesluts think he's invincible, no point in pointing out a potential weakness in him
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>>64727918
You bet your candy ass I can

He's looking stiff

He's looking soft
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>>64727507
> wearing leggings
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>>64727951

>Not wearing leggings
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>>64727507
it's as if he were stuck in the mud
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>>64727857
Rematch her with Amanda Nunes but she hasn't fought in a year. At this point I think she should fight someone in the top 15. Her vs. Correira would be a spicy banger.
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>>64727838
I keep telling people Jones needs to adopt the DG meme and walk out to their songs (Takyon).

In truth Krazy Horse has a better case for it, but JJ with a beard + DG is balls to the walls.
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>>64727967
Conor would smash him desu
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>>64727951
>>64727960

this is mma. we call them spats you filthy casuals
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>>64727507
Why is he bulking now that cutting weight is harder than ever?

Is he fighting DC at that new 225 or whatever weight class or what?
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>>64727838
You think it bothers them that all of their fans are white boys?
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>>64727857
wrestle with her and intentionally lose
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If Lawler is making half a mill a fight. Conor must have made 5 million against Aldo.
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rumor has it that dana's changing the brand name to "Conor Fighting Champsionship"
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EA Sports UFC 2 confirmed to have UFC Ultimate Team! Get hype!
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>>64728007
i meant matchmaking wise you pervs
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why am I watching Dana and his pals just eat
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>>64728027
dude their disclosed pay is nowhere near what they are actually paid
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LOOKING FOR A FIGHT LEAKED
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>>64728052
damn
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>>64728040
>>64728062
Lol did you find it on Reddit? xDD
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>>64728034
Go back to twitch you filthy snot
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>>64728062
>>64728083
It's literally on Youtube on UFC's channel
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Is Nick Diaz gay?
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>>64728094
I thought this was common /heem/ knowledge
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>>64728103
he is prison bitch material isn't he
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>>64728094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9bPA38TaJ0
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>>64727787
Well at least he wont have to struggle to get back into non shape
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>>64728103
He slaps instead of punching
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>>64728085
it was a joke
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>>64727825

The whole division is shit, Holly included. She came within a cunt hair of losing to Raquel fucking Pennington of all people, so its not like her losing to Tate is that unbelievable.
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>>64728148
>Kid calling out CM Punk
>Dana's face when

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>64728176
y-you too..
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>>64728148
show for real fight fans goofs
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>>64728210
Decent when he's talking bout the fights but there's a lot of filler in between
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>>64726599
this
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Should I go train at Matt Serra's gym?
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>>64728272
no you should train with nick serra and like cummo
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>>64727857
Ask her to sit on my face.
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>>64728148
Literally eating with a bunch of old guys: the show.
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>>64727857
Turbofuck her and ask her for money.
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>>64728037
Match her tongue with my anus.
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>>64727825
>[tate] just barely cruised past Jessica Eye, and she did that by laying on top of her.
That's all Miesha's ever done. From what I understand, that's how a lot of fighters win championships.
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>>64728148
I am convinced that dana is a fucking cunt
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I love wearing my Fighter and the Kid Live shirt that I got for only 24.99
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>>64728148
Will these all be on Youtube lads?
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>>64728585
yes
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>>64728585
Yes.
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>>64728510
>that's how a lot of fighters win championships.

Nope
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>>64728598
>>64728601
Thanks senpaitachi think I might actually follow the series
When it gets to the fights its pretty decent but everything else is a bit of bullshit desu
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>>64728510
Will it hasn't won her anything relevant
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>>64728614
yeah, considering I only have to watch one episode for months, I'll probably watch all of it.
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>>64728614
>he didn't enjoy seeing Geno's cheesesteaks
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>>64728672
no
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>>64728672

no
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>>64728672
no
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>>64728694
taffy>cheesesteaks 2bh
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>>64728672
grandpa might have mentioned it once or twice
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>>64728672
based TMZ
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>>64728148
That was awful.
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>>64728775

I turned it off at the 10 minute mark. It's just a bunch of bald men going through mid life crisis cussing a lot.
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best fightfu coming through
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>>64728775
>>64728817
I thought I was the only one who didn't get all the hype and praise for it. Just find it boring, and none of them particularly endearing or interesting.
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>>64728836

>Them roid veins on her right thigh
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>20 minutes of Dana and friends being goofs

>5 minutes of Dana and friends overreacting to tryhards and scrubs

>1 minute of Matt Serra talking shit again

Already lost interest
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>>64728836
That's not Ronda.
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>>64728148
>Watching 25 minutes of this shit
Lemme go ahead and tell ya fuck no
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>>64728855
I bet you like Conor McGregor
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>>64727227
>meme beards
he would never be my boy.
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>>64728882
wow so cool
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>>64728950
Why would anyone like McGregor? He's not even good.
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>>64728950
>>64729010
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http://liverkick.com/index.php/item/3827-glory-27-announced-for-chicago-on-february-26-levin-vs-marcus-rematch
Next Glory event guys
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>>64728976
thanks. you make sure to remember to brush your teeth before you got to bed btw champ
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>>64729048
Thanks Strayabro.
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>>64729114
no probs. I need to watch moe glory. I may have plans on that day too. Also same day as bellator.
>tfw too many fights
atleast its easy to download bellator and Glory
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Is anyone here hype for Invicta?

>>64726424
1/16, get your shit together, OPs.
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>>64728855
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>>64729168

Yeah I wanna see Cyborg maul another chick in record time.
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>>64729184
If only she was nice and didn't have an eating problem and practiced striking, top fightfu potential
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>>64729189
There's not much film on the Russian girl she's fighting. From what I can tell she has shit striking but decent grappling, probably another 60 second TKO.
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>>64729218
Ronda has looked downright pudgy in her last two fights.
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>>64729249
>in her last two fights.

she always has
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>>64729168
>Invitca

Gif related
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>>64729243

I loved how mad /heem/ was about this win.
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>>64729260
wrong
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DC - Jones fight confirmed for 197
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>>64729273
It ruined literally all the picks.
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>>64729035
That's not nice.
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>>64729315
i remember being on sherdog and jacking off to her these days

weird times and i have since been banned from sherdog
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>>64729373
My picks were /stillexisting/ after that fight.
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http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/6/10720948/morning-report-ufc-195-tyron-woodley-ben-askren-johny-hendricks-ronda-rousey-snl-ea-ufc-mma-news
Shots fired
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>>64729168
excited af desu
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WHY DO YOU STUPID ALPHA FAGS POST OBESE WOMEN AND CLAIM HIGH TEST

STOP IT
T
O
P

I
T
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>>64729475
I can't be sure, but I'm pretty convinced that no picks got all of them right.

I know that pisses me off sometimes.

Good for Hall tho. Hope he manages to gain some momentum and traction.
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Reminder that Dillashaw, DC, and Robbie all have fake belts.
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>>64729475

>Tfw it's been almost 2 years since that post fight promo and my life is still where it used to be
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>>64729513
>Good for Hall tho. Hope he manages to gain some momentum and traction.

you know he lost after the mousasi fight right
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>>64729513
>rooting for the next DC sniper

typical serbia
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>>64729482
I think Raquel's Polynesian genetics give her the worst face for showing damage from a fight. I have her ftw though.
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>>64729524
Hendricks legitimized the WW belt.

DC and Dillashaw have to win their next fights for it to be legit.
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>>64729549

It was a short notice fight.

Keep existing
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so this show is why serra got so fat?
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>>64729511
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>>64729591
Against a bum though. Wonderboy made Whitaker look like a bar brawler.
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>>64729564
Hendricks never lost the WW belt though.
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>>64729549
Yes, bad phrasing I suppose:

>I hope he finally manages to gain and keep some momentum.
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>tfw they hate each other
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>>64729635
as bad as Eye looks, I think she might be the most attractive top-10 135 fighter.
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Why are so many mma fans proud of being poor? Broke little shitstains that steal ufc content deserve to be hurt bad.

I've noticed most people that steal ufc events are really fat and ugly. They should just kill themselves.
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>>64729656
you have bad opinions
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What a shitty thread tbqfh
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>>64729656
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>>64729679
Well I was being sincere, but also hoping to bait someone into giving a counterpoint. Miesha, Ronda, Cat, ... I would say Holly is my #2 in terms of attractiveness.
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lol I'm laughing at all the losers that are barely watching Lookin for a Fight. Like how pathetic are you to not be able to afford $10 a month?
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>>64729700
>trying to be a paige

2hightest
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>>64729670
maybe because UFC charges 60 per event?
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>>64729613

Whittaker is a ranked opponent.
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>>64729713
I can afford many things, but I don't buy everything I see until I have nothing left do I?
you little slimy faggot
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>>64729713
>everyone who has fight pass gives a shit about the bullshit, fake, 'looking for a fight' series
Yeah... episode 1: 'discovering sage northcutt' - episode 2: 'discovering an opponent for wgaf punk'
Seriously, nobody cares.
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>>64729656

Wew lad
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>>64729742
>bruce buffer moving his head up at 5 seconds
is this some sort of signal
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>>64729742

Who is this guy? Worst body I've seen in the UFC
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>>64729790
Miesha's cool but not the thing for me.
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>>64729804

He's the can they fed to Sage.
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>>64729819

Did they choose an intentionally ugly (face, body) guy to highlight Sage's looks?
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>>64729862
pretty much
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>>64729713
i have better shit to spend money on. also i would heem you with a weak jab
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Requesting Megan Olivi BBC comments, thanks /heem/
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>>64728854
>not having fun with the goofball squad.
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>>64727994

Because he wants to heavyweight after he destroys DC
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>>64729656
Her head is the size of Dana's

Miesha, Cat, Ronda, McMann are hotter. Her and Holly is a toss up.
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>i thought it wuz gunna be like sage norfcutt

you know that nig wanted so bad to play the race card.
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>>64729929

>Destroys DC
>Goes down to MW, destroys Rockhold
>Goes up to HW, destroys Cain

A man can dream.
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>>64729975
>Being this low-test
Jk. I don't know - I like what I like.
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>>64729975

Low test beta strikes again.

>McMann are hotter
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>>64729989
>destroys Rockhold
I think Rockhold is awesome, why would you want this to happen?
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>>64729999
Fair enough. She's cute for having a manjaw

Quads means you'll get to fuck her one day.
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>>64730016

Because I hate everyone at AKA
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>>64730006
McMann is the highest test. Better bunda than Betche.
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>>64730040
I think it's cool that they spar hard every day. What's your issue with them?
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>>64730045
Face is strange.
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>>64730045

"no"
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>>64730083
>hating Khabib
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>>64729989
middleweight JJ is a fucking stretch

besides, you really think cain will beat werdum?
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>>64730114
?
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>>64730114
You fucked it.
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Will we see Weidman-Silva 3?
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>>64730114
delete this
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>>64730086
Someone help me out with the McMann thong gif.
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>>64730083
If by strange you mean wholesome and cute.
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>>64730160
Right before Weidman-Silva 4.
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Goodnight /heem/
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>>64729897
I was quite disturbed at Nicky Tooth sliding his hands through his greasy hair and Serra's sweat baldness then working bare handed with taffy
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>>64729656
uh oh..
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>>64730188
Night guvna
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Jon Jones vs DC 2 press conference when
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>>64730138
>>64730142
>>64730083
>>64730161
meant to reply to
>>64730040
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mcmann is a tank
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>>64730195
this desu
Discoostin shit
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>>64730204
She's the most obvious coal burner on the roster behind Rose.
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>>64730219
>disliking the American Knee Academy

Literally why?
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>>64730234
I honestly don't know anything about Jessica's dating history, but Rose is a nice girl and you need to shut up!
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>>64730234

What's your obsession with black dicks?
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>same physique as Sage
>no one accuses him of being on PEDs
why
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>>64730294

he's black
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>>64730239
It's not that I dislike them, I am just entirely apathetic towards all of them besides Luke. DC is a boring cornball brotha and the rest have less than zero personality.
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>>64730294
black
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>>64730294
manlet
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>tfw grappling with new hot girl at the gym

>several times I had to readjust my shorts or just stand very awkwardly

>tfw still torqued while grappling with the other guys

This didn't happen by the way
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>>64730294
>manlet
>doesn't actually have the same physique
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>>64730314
>Cat will never casually take me down and gnp me

why even bother living?
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>>64730344
>>doesn't actually have the same physique
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>>64730172
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What are the benefits to training in a gi?
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>>64730294
He looks far more natural than Sage. Very well proportioned, biceps don't look weird, normal sized crease between abs, no roid-traps. Mo homo.
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>>64730314

>My wife's son
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>>64730337
Good story. Have you considered writing?
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>>64730314
Anyone find this a bit mean? He was trying to show affection.
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>>64730312
I really think Luke is great, though. And he actually has a personality.

Post-194 interview, for anyone interested (4mins):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJif7UIDW3c
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>>64730401
i wish she'd be mean to me
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>>64730370
You become reliant on grabbing the collar of a bathrobe as a crutch.
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>>64730401
he was clearly working on getting underhooks in.
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jones overtook dj on the p4p list
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>>64730312
>DC is a boring cornball brotha

What does that even mean?

I like all of them, they seem like an interesting and close knit bunch. Would like to blow a knee out with them/10.
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>>64728807
>KEVIN RANDLEMAN JUST KNOCKED OUT MIRKO CRO COP!!!!
>KEVIN RANDLEMAN JUST KNOCKED OUT MIRKO CRO COP!!!!
>KEVIN RANDLEMAN JUST KNOCKED OUT MIRKO CRO COP!!!!
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>>64730446
>Lawler lost

>moves up a spot

?
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>>64730314
Christ, that kid is going to want to fuck his mom so bad in a couple years.
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>>64730483

Stop watching porn you weirdo
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>>64730447
He's just a really corny, annoying guy to me.
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>>64730480
At least Holm is above Rousey now.
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>>64730450
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>>64730516
You're just a dick
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>>64730516

No he's not.
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>>64730516
To me he seems like a down to earth funny guy. Someone who you can hang out next to without fear of him stealing your shoes.

Him being happy as shit over Rockholds win really stuck with me.
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>>64730483
No he's not.
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>>64730195
That was gross but it was awesome and hilarious when Serra called him out on it. Serra pretty much carries the show with his banter.
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>>64730547
>>64730568
Yes he is.
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oi
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>>64730401
Yeah, actually. No joke, it's fucked up to trip a little kid like that. If you want to teach him martial arts then do it; there's no need to demonstrate your superiority to someone 1/4th your size.
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>>64730591

Stop watching porn cuckboy
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rare meme coming through
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>>64730446
>>64730480
The p4p rankings will never not be a complete joke. Well, maybe if a computer can do them, based on established criteria, then they will make sense.
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>>64730623
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>>64730226
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>>64730516
Same. So fake. Such a company man. Remember him going up to Werdum "You fucked up, man. You fucked up." Trying to punk Werdum. Getting butthurt cause Jones cracked a joke about taking him down. Fake "hold me back, dana" staredown with Cummins. He's a piece a trash.

Cornball is the best way to describe him.
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>>64730670
I wouldn't normally respond, but I have no idea what you're trying to imply, nor does anyone else here.
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Why are MMA fans so gay?
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>>64730704
Why are they so fat is a better question. Look at the gut on redshirt there.
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>>64730704
embarrassing desu
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I can't tell if Felice Herrig should be my wife or not
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Wait, so is it true that Donald Trump is supporting MMA and that White is voting for him?

Does him being a fite fan sway /heem/ to vote for him?

Will Khabib be able to fight in the states is Trump makes islam illegal?

>this is very much MMA related you filthy mods.
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>>64730846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8Ol1_YWlY0
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>>64730830
Felice is a total whore - what are you thinking?
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>>64730830
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>>64730874
she has a cute butt though. Although her face is just plain terrible.
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>>64730830
2lewd imo
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Has my girl Holly ever faced a proper wrestler?
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>>64730846
All Trump really wants to do is heavier background checks and tabs kept on immigrants.
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>>64730846
>Does him being a fite fan sway /heem/ to vote for him?
Jesus Christ no, you'd have to be a goddamn idiot to legitimately vote for trump
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>>64730891
Felice is a piece of trash, imo. Who knows, though, maybe someone will wife her and prove me wrong.
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>>64730903
to not vote for trump*
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>>64730846
>Wait, so is it true that Donald Trump is supporting MMA

Not it, has supported. Havent you seen Fighting for a Generation? Trump hosted one of the first zuffa cards at one of his casinos in atlantic city.

I'm going to vote for Rand Paul in the california republican primary.
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>>64730741
Why do lanklets hate fat people so much?
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>>64730971
I'm a 5'7 145lb manlet.
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>>64730994
I don't think being 5'7" qualifies you as a manlet. You could find a nice latin or asian waifu, or even a european woman comfortable wearing flat shoes. 5'7 is not a bad height.
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>>64731047
I used to be in denial like you. Years ago I told people I was 5'8 and thought of myself as average. But after years of /sp/ I know better. I'm King of Manlets.
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>>64731063
>I used to be in denial like you.
I'm 6'3"...
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>>64731047
Oh and my gf is 5'0 latina.
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>>64731047
>or even a european woman comfortable wearing flat shoes

pretty sure Europeans, male or female, are taller on average then Americans.
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>>64731074
>>64731063
I also have an 8 inch cock, in case you were wondering.
>>64731075
Well there you go.
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>>64731091
The average European girl is Taylor Swift?
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>>64730912
Who'd she cuck you for?
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>>64731139

Yes everyone in Europe is on average taller than Americans.

It's not rare to see a girl that's 6'0" in Holland.
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>>64731167
Justin Beiber, of all people.
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>>64731047
I feel bad.
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>>64726497

>eyebrows

God why? They look sp fucking ugly desu
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>>64727971
>spicy bangers in wmma
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>>64731198
I'm sure there are Serbian waifus to be had.
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>>64731229
>Implying most mens fights aren't wrestlefucks or
>muh defensive boxing
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So is Holly fighting Miesha?
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>>64731257
>women hitting each other 200 times but causing no damage at all is fun
inb4 b-but muh roidgirl head kick
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>>64731047
>>64731063
getting sick of thjis manlet talk ruining heem from jelly lanklers (lol)
girl here, bit older than a lot of you 24..

The thing is that most women want men between 5'4 and 5'9 who are natural and live a great life. All my friends, and even I have been with mean above 5'9 and i always prefer men between 5'4 and 5'9. If you are too tall (5'11 to 6'3 (giraffe)), Only those really whorish girls will fall for you because this means that you need to roid to get big (which is so true, you can even see it on fitness blogs). Too tall means that most clothes make you look lanky, that is why best height is 5'4 to 5'9, manlets.

respect comes from wealth, presence and confidence and also big chest. and a lot of the times smaller men are better fighters, for example bruce lee and jet li were around 5'7 The national average for a young girl nowadays is less than 5'4. Mature, condifent, and smart woman would never care about a mans height. Animalistic passion is the only aspect women look for in a man, and since most animals are not giant lanky freaks (above 5'9 to 6'4), women want men from 5'4 to 5'9.

My boyfriend is 5'4, i'm 5'3 and I would have it no other way. He's actually able to fill his frame with muscle and at the same time we are able to do fun things because he doesn't have to be so meticulous about his diet.
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>>64731305
>I'm only barely paying attention
No worries, friend.
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>>64731235
Oh, not for me. I'm 6 foot 1. I feel bad for the guy not realizing he is a manlet.

In truth, Serbia is like the third/forth tallest country in the world. Being 170 (5'7'') means you're destined for a life of blue collar crime at best.
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So many sports just have become so boring over the years as I've become more invested in MMA

Anyone else feel like this
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>>64731305
>-but muh roidgirl head kick

>When casuals post
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>>64731388
haha, alright. Well in America, I will will say that it's very rare to meet a girl that's over 5'10".
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>>64731397
yup. my #1 sport
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>>64731388

You're a manlet in your country cause everyone there is 6'5". In Japan, you're a giant. It's all relative to where you live, which is why everyone should take cultural standards posted on 4chan with a grain of salt.
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>>64731319
>If you are too tall (5'11 to 6'3 (giraffe)), Only those really whorish girls will fall for you because this means that you need to roid to get big (which is so true, you can even see it on fitness blogs).

Roids don't make your skeleton taller, you dumb broad. If anything, studied have shown they make you shorter.
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>>64726424
have some mackenzie dern sparring.

i don't think she will ever make 135, but 145 maybe

https://www.instagram.com/p/BANY8UowL3u/
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>>64726599
Have you done MMA?
Its is really hard to work when a guy tries to take you down over and over again.
It makes it hard to work.
They are staling the match by trying to land takedown after takedown.
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>>64731460
>sparring


...
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>>64730477
I'm so sorry
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>>64731257
Except mixed in with those fights are GENUINELY spicy bangers. Women have no power unless they roid, which combined with generally shit technique leads to a grinding 15 minute pissbreak 90% of the time. I'd much rather watch 15 minutes of good grappling than pillow fisted bitches with shit technique trying to knock each other out
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>>64731454
Wasn't that obvious copypasta?
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>>64726657
No you elbow the shit out the back/top of there head but thats illegal in MMA.
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>>64730627
please explain
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>>64731484
>Its is really hard to work when a guy tries to take you down over and over again.

Once you get taken down and don't know how to recover you're done.
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>>64731491
I mean, by definition, you're not paying attention to female fighters. When a girlfight comes on, just take that time to make some guacamole or whatever.
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>>64731319
>girl here
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>>64731491
Also, I would ask you, what are some examples of spicy bangers?
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>>64731531

I wonder how many times a man has to be rejected to get to this point in their life.
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>>64731574
So... you think I pay attention to female fighters in some kind of DESPERATE attempt to get some pussy? So You watch male fights in order to get some dick? Dude, you don't need to watch mma in order to get a guy to fuck you, just post an ad on craigslist.
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hi lads

just reporting in to say this has been a shit thread. see you in the next one
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>>64731319
>My boyfriend is 5'4

You misspelled:

>"my 10 year old son"

No probs tho, you are a girl so no one expects you to be smart or literate or anything.
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>>64730677
>no cute buff milf bunda gf
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>>64731603
>you think I pay attention to female fighters in some kind of DESPERATE attempt to get some pussy?

How would paying attention to wmma get me pussy exactly?
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>>64731643
this is copypasta m8
if you google it, you'll find a link to an archived thread on /fit/ where people fall for it too
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>>64731667
>commenting on fights you know nothing about
>making asinine assertions
Wow
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Google:

Aldo vs McGregor Ozzy Man Reviews

Click first link

>have a laugh and a half
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>>64731694

You sound like someone who posts on /r9k/ and complains about gamergate.
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>>64731688
I am not a clever man.
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>>64731723
Nothing you say makes any sense.
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>>64731511
skinny skelly was wearing a Miesha Tate shirt to the store and ran into his waifu and they took a pic together which he looked super nervous in
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>>64731741

Ditto
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mfw could heem any manlet on earth
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>>64731772

I'm sure Struve thinks the same thing too but he got bodied by a dude with a dadbod.
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>>64731515
Recover?
Wrong word.
You either work from your guard or try and get back up.
It sounds easy but most people in the UFC are high end wrestlers or BJJ black belts who know how to hold someone down and not get submitted while doing it.
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>>64731764
Ok -
>>64731491
>Women have no power unless they roid, which combined with generally shit technique leads to a grinding 15 minute pissbreak
I said 'you're not paying attention to female fights', and you said -
>>64731574
>I wonder how many times a man has to be rejected to get to this point in their life.
I replied something about how watching men's fights doesn't get you laid by men, either. You replied
>>64731723
>You sound like someone who posts on /r9k/ and complains about gamergate.
So... did we just get confused somewhere? Is there something I can do to help you get laid by attractive single men?
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>>64731772
>he thinks he can heem prime Igor
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did you vote yet?
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Does anybody haves the webm of Schaub heeming Cro Cop?
That was a great KO tbqh senpaitachi
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>>64731833

This wasn't me >>64731491.

I replied with this >>64731574, because your post was laced with so much bitterness reminiscent of certain boards on this website.
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>>64731867
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=schaub+cro+cop+ko+gif
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>>64731890
Wow, fascinating.
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>>64731967
>gif
Are you a fucking idiot pham?
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>>64731890
>>64731985
Wait... you think I'm bitter because I told female fighter haters to go make a bowl of guac during the female fights? What?
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>>64731992
Stipe ain't getting shit, Overheem is next
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>>64732044
Dana said "Stipe deserves the shot" today in UFC tonight.
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>>64732057
>frankie edgar gets whatever he wants
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>>64731992
https://cloudconvert.com/gif-to-webm
it's not that hard m8, i made a low quality webm with the first 300 pixels google images result
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>>64732103
>american """""""""""humor"""""""""""
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>>64731992
Postfight Rage Stipe vs Sea Level Cain would be one for the ages
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>>64732057
>2012+4
>believing Dana ever
>>
>>64732057

>Dana said

I'd faster believe the things I read on a UFO website than believe anything Dana says in terms of who's facing who next.
>>
>>64732139
Stipe is pretty scary.
He has that slav mafia scary face.
>>
man i just rewatched all the embeddeds from the 189 tour and the 194 ones too

can't believe how the fight actually played out. i was against a rematch, but i kinda want to see one after rewatching all that
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Irish run UFC.

We're taking our belt back from Rockhold
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>>64732175
He looks like he could be Fedor's guard t b h
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>>64732258
What do you mean, Ausfriend?
>>
>>64731836
you think they hang out and talk about referee stuff?
>>
>>64732258
>rematch
You know what - NEW RULE - no rematches. If you lose you are not allowed to fight that same person again immediately.
>>
>>64732341
> this one time the white guy was getting his face destroyed and he didn't stop it ! The absolute madman
>>
guys i'm a little worried my favorite porn site findtubes.com hasn't updated with new porn for an entire week do you think it died or is it just having new year hangover?
>>
>>64732335

all the hype and talk, it ends in 13 seconds

just feels like the question of who is the better fighter wasn't answered

>>64732364

i agree and id rather see RDA/conor, but just after watching those videos, it feels like we still don't truly know who is better.
>>
>>64732364
I heard a cool new rule the other day, an alteration to the kneeing a downed opponent. one hand on the ground doesn't count. if it's feet and 1 hand you can kick/knee. basically stealing a stall position away
>>
>>64732386
>sponsored content: the post
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>>64732402
>the hype and talk,
Don't you mean
>the film and analysis
???
>>
>>64732422
>feet and one hand
What? I'm with you, philosophically, but a bit confused. Do you mean
>two knees and one hand
?
>>
>>64732386
>no interracial category

And they call themselves a porn site?
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>>64732428
>typical non- motherless dot com users
>>
>>64732498
one hand on the ground is still considered "grounded." the rule alteration would change that.
>>
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>>64732386
while we're at it
>tfw your pornfu retires without any black guy scenes
feels amazing t b h
>>
>>64732534
Alright, so it would take two hands in order to be considered 'grounded'?
>>
>>64732428
>>64732386
>>64732522
Actually i noticed this too. its been 3 weeks and i havent found any new females with dicks videos.
>>
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>>64729700
>>
>>64732553

Why are you so obsessed with black dicks?
>>
>>64732566
yes
>>
>>64732571

Please just off yourself lad
>>
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>>64732522

>not using bing for pornstars, x hamster for amateur and spankbang for rare xev bellringers
>>
>>64732577
I have nothing against black people but fucking a black person is like fucking a dog, no offence
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>>64732593
>heeming yourself
>>
>>64732522
004759F
>>
>>64732611

Is that what your mother told you?
>>
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>>64732611
Your country is a joke, and a significant portion of your ancestors are the very people whom you despise.
>>
>>64732611
same. black people are fine but the world would be a much better place if they were all teleported onto the sun.

browne vs meathead, who you got?
>>
>>64732623
>004759F
That's literally the weakest shit I've seen in a year.
>>
>>64732682

Do you ever contribute anything meaningful to these threads or do you come in to just shitpost exclusively? I don't think I've ever seen a single MMA related post from your flag.
>>
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>>64732682
sup... shitskin
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>>64732620

> (You)
Thanks familial relation

>>64732682

WE WUZ KINGZ N SHIIEEET
nigga you darker than me
>>
>>64732709
I always contribute, I contributed this >>64732139
Suck a dick and save a life and they'll call you a dicksucker
>>
>>64732735

Only on 4chan.com would you see someone from Pakistan talking down to anyone.
>>
>>64732735
I don't talk to indians, pakis or north africans, don't adress me again, thank you.
>>
>>64732735
Would you rather live in Syria or India
>>
>>64732697
whats the matter insecure about your micropenis?
>>
>>64732364
the new champ should have to defend at least once before a rematch.
>>
>>64732780
Not sure what your logic is here. The file you posted was shit.
>>
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>>64732774
SHIT
K
I
N
>>
>>64732774

kill yourself my man. Why are you awake so early anyway? Your nation is notorious for being lazy.
>>
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>>64732777
North india > syria > rest of india

>>64732756
> .com
Back to reddit with you

>>64732774
I understand. If my ancestors had historically taken the BBC, I would want to distance myself from their descendants too.
>>
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875C2F

08CEA4C
>>
>>64732836
I wake up at 2 am so I can get 2 meals, a workout, and a bunch of alcohol before going to class
That wasn't a problem last year when I went to class in the afternoons, but in Spain odd years go to class in the morning, even years go to class in the evening, that way if you have to repete courses you don't miss them.
>>
>>64732869
this is directect in so many ways xD
>>
hey guys

why are there no good fighters from Antarctica?
>>
>>64732975
Gunnar Nelson is from Antarctica la
>>
>>64726454

>First for the one true goat
>GOAT
>Loses last 2 fights
>Will never be LHW champ
>Loses to Dindus
>Lets entire white race down
>The Great White Dope
>>
Going to work now but I stayed up all night making the new thread so I cant let it be wasted so I am posting it 300 posts early :^)

>>64733045
>>64733045
>>64733045
>>
>>64733059
damn thats a lot of effort put into the op would've been a waste if you didn't post it
>>
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>>64732975
Because Antartica is full of snowmen, we need Iceman yeah! XD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdhkIgsK7Dk
>>
>>64733059
Haha half of this thread has been discussing invicta, and your shit OP doesn't even include the 1/16 Invicta event.
>>
AND IM GONNA WEAR ADDIDAS SHOES CAUSE REEBOK DONT PAY ME NOTHING
>>
>>64733133
same company bro
>>
>>64733177
I think that was part of the joke.
>>
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>>64733059
well meme'd
>>
Calling silly/Cruz right now. Dillashaw first fighter to submit to words. Belt returned to rightful owner
>>
GET REKT YA DUMB GOOFS
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/7/10728090/cerrone-among-3-fighters-fined-by-ufc-after-reebok-outfit-policy
>>
>>64732522
>>64732623
how do you people find content on that website?
also, videos load really slow for me
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>>64734594
What the hell
Memes aside that's pretty despicable
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