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REELFITEFANS™ shouldn't let themselves fall for hypetrains, nobody is invincible
Do you think he would spar with a manlet?
And all the talented British contenders would finally get their chance to shine
Depends on how you view "hypetrains". Having a favorite fighter and rooting for him makes the fights that much more interesting.
Being deluded enough to think that a person can't lose is quite another.
Can't run into an overhand left when you're on the ground complaining to the ref to stand it up.
If a mugger attacks you on the street and puts you on your back, will you beg a ref to stand you up?
>If a mugger attacks you on the street and puts you on your back, will you beg a ref to stand you up?
He'll be facedown with his dick in the dirt from a snap kick before his heels leave the ground
Erm, okay? It's demonstrably false but I guess you were after some (you)s so take another one
>Dana White before: The next fight for Holly is Ronda at UFC 200
>Dana White today: Holy Holm will fight before fighting Ronda
Should've done an Austin 3:16 shirt rip-off but with Connor 0:13 or something 2bh.
Nah, they will pit him against the guy from LFAF, who isn't bad, but will fit in well with Punk' style, which Doofus is taking care of. Zuffa and the UFC will market the shit out of it and it will be a competitive fight, but a fight that Punk will win decisively.
Heck, he isn't even shaving during training so that he can theatrically shave it off in the Embeddeds for maximum mandramatic effect.
Yeah, I've seen it. The cop says to the other cop something along the lines: "I'll fuck your mother, stop making the snowballs so big" in a joking manner.
>inb4 we get bombed some more for violence against refugees
My body is ready.
Only took a month for him to flip flop. The thing about him that I hate is that he says something and makes it sound so definitive and then changes his mind on a dime. I know a lot of other people are involved in the decisions but nothing he says is to ever be believed at face value.
Holly is a grade A goofball. That Ronda fight at 200 would've set her for life, plus she'd most likely win based on the fact that Honda is shooting more shitty movies and proping up her collapsing media hypetrain in the meantime. Tate is a horrible matchup for her.
What if Jones is like the anti BJ Penn and Unmotivated Jones was actually his GOAT form and he'll be shit tier once he returns?
>Tate is a horrible matchup for her.
Top lel pham she just barely cruised past Jessica Eye, and she did that by laying on top of her. Tate is Esparza-tier in that all she's got is take downs.
Also I don't think she's in complete control of what happens. The big boys wanted to keep her dormant for 8 months, that's not good when you're 34. I suppose they finally came to their senses.
He looks like MC Ride with a smaller nose now
You experts sure can tell a lot about a person based on a 10 second video clip
I keep telling people Jones needs to adopt the DG meme and walk out to their songs (Takyon).
In truth Krazy Horse has a better case for it, but JJ with a beard + DG is balls to the walls.
The whole division is shit, Holly included. She came within a cunt hair of losing to Raquel fucking Pennington of all people, so its not like her losing to Tate is that unbelievable.
>[tate] just barely cruised past Jessica Eye, and she did that by laying on top of her.
That's all Miesha's ever done. From what I understand, that's how a lot of fighters win championships.
I thought I was the only one who didn't get all the hype and praise for it. Just find it boring, and none of them particularly endearing or interesting.
Is anyone here hype for Invicta?
1/16, get your shit together, OPs.
Ronda has looked downright pudgy in her last two fights.
WHY DO YOU STUPID ALPHA FAGS POST OBESE WOMEN AND CLAIM HIGH TEST
I can't be sure, but I'm pretty convinced that no picks got all of them right.
I know that pisses me off sometimes.
Good for Hall tho. Hope he manages to gain some momentum and traction.
Why are so many mma fans proud of being poor? Broke little shitstains that steal ufc content deserve to be hurt bad.
I've noticed most people that steal ufc events are really fat and ugly. They should just kill themselves.
>everyone who has fight pass gives a shit about the bullshit, fake, 'looking for a fight' series
Yeah... episode 1: 'discovering sage northcutt' - episode 2: 'discovering an opponent for wgaf punk'
Seriously, nobody cares.
Requesting Megan Olivi BBC comments, thanks /heem/
meant to reply to
>same physique as Sage
>no one accuses him of being on PEDs
>tfw grappling with new hot girl at the gym
>several times I had to readjust my shorts or just stand very awkwardly
>tfw still torqued while grappling with the other guys
This didn't happen by the way
To me he seems like a down to earth funny guy. Someone who you can hang out next to without fear of him stealing your shoes.
Him being happy as shit over Rockholds win really stuck with me.
Yeah, actually. No joke, it's fucked up to trip a little kid like that. If you want to teach him martial arts then do it; there's no need to demonstrate your superiority to someone 1/4th your size.
Same. So fake. Such a company man. Remember him going up to Werdum "You fucked up, man. You fucked up." Trying to punk Werdum. Getting butthurt cause Jones cracked a joke about taking him down. Fake "hold me back, dana" staredown with Cummins. He's a piece a trash.
Cornball is the best way to describe him.
Why are they so fat is a better question. Look at the gut on redshirt there.
Wait, so is it true that Donald Trump is supporting MMA and that White is voting for him?
Does him being a fite fan sway /heem/ to vote for him?
Will Khabib be able to fight in the states is Trump makes islam illegal?
>this is very much MMA related you filthy mods.
>Wait, so is it true that Donald Trump is supporting MMA
Not it, has supported. Havent you seen Fighting for a Generation? Trump hosted one of the first zuffa cards at one of his casinos in atlantic city.
I'm going to vote for Rand Paul in the california republican primary.
getting sick of thjis manlet talk ruining heem from jelly lanklers (lol)
girl here, bit older than a lot of you 24..
The thing is that most women want men between 5'4 and 5'9 who are natural and live a great life. All my friends, and even I have been with mean above 5'9 and i always prefer men between 5'4 and 5'9. If you are too tall (5'11 to 6'3 (giraffe)), Only those really whorish girls will fall for you because this means that you need to roid to get big (which is so true, you can even see it on fitness blogs). Too tall means that most clothes make you look lanky, that is why best height is 5'4 to 5'9, manlets.
respect comes from wealth, presence and confidence and also big chest. and a lot of the times smaller men are better fighters, for example bruce lee and jet li were around 5'7 The national average for a young girl nowadays is less than 5'4. Mature, condifent, and smart woman would never care about a mans height. Animalistic passion is the only aspect women look for in a man, and since most animals are not giant lanky freaks (above 5'9 to 6'4), women want men from 5'4 to 5'9.
My boyfriend is 5'4, i'm 5'3 and I would have it no other way. He's actually able to fill his frame with muscle and at the same time we are able to do fun things because he doesn't have to be so meticulous about his diet.
Oh, not for me. I'm 6 foot 1. I feel bad for the guy not realizing he is a manlet.
In truth, Serbia is like the third/forth tallest country in the world. Being 170 (5'7'') means you're destined for a life of blue collar crime at best.
You're a manlet in your country cause everyone there is 6'5". In Japan, you're a giant. It's all relative to where you live, which is why everyone should take cultural standards posted on 4chan with a grain of salt.
>If you are too tall (5'11 to 6'3 (giraffe)), Only those really whorish girls will fall for you because this means that you need to roid to get big (which is so true, you can even see it on fitness blogs).
Roids don't make your skeleton taller, you dumb broad. If anything, studied have shown they make you shorter.
Have you done MMA?
Its is really hard to work when a guy tries to take you down over and over again.
It makes it hard to work.
They are staling the match by trying to land takedown after takedown.
Except mixed in with those fights are GENUINELY spicy bangers. Women have no power unless they roid, which combined with generally shit technique leads to a grinding 15 minute pissbreak 90% of the time. I'd much rather watch 15 minutes of good grappling than pillow fisted bitches with shit technique trying to knock each other out
So... you think I pay attention to female fighters in some kind of DESPERATE attempt to get some pussy? So You watch male fights in order to get some dick? Dude, you don't need to watch mma in order to get a guy to fuck you, just post an ad on craigslist.
>My boyfriend is 5'4
>"my 10 year old son"
No probs tho, you are a girl so no one expects you to be smart or literate or anything.
this is copypasta m8
if you google it, you'll find a link to an archived thread on /fit/ where people fall for it too
Aldo vs McGregor Ozzy Man Reviews
Click first link
>have a laugh and a half
You either work from your guard or try and get back up.
It sounds easy but most people in the UFC are high end wrestlers or BJJ black belts who know how to hold someone down and not get submitted while doing it.
>Women have no power unless they roid, which combined with generally shit technique leads to a grinding 15 minute pissbreak
I said 'you're not paying attention to female fights', and you said -
>I wonder how many times a man has to be rejected to get to this point in their life.
I replied something about how watching men's fights doesn't get you laid by men, either. You replied
>You sound like someone who posts on /r9k/ and complains about gamergate.
So... did we just get confused somewhere? Is there something I can do to help you get laid by attractive single men?
>he thinks he can heem prime Igor
Are you a fucking idiot pham?
Stipe ain't getting shit, Overheem is next
man i just rewatched all the embeddeds from the 189 tour and the 194 ones too
can't believe how the fight actually played out. i was against a rematch, but i kinda want to see one after rewatching all that
Irish run UFC.
We're taking our belt back from Rockhold
all the hype and talk, it ends in 13 seconds
just feels like the question of who is the better fighter wasn't answered
i agree and id rather see RDA/conor, but just after watching those videos, it feels like we still don't truly know who is better.
I heard a cool new rule the other day, an alteration to the kneeing a downed opponent. one hand on the ground doesn't count. if it's feet and 1 hand you can kick/knee. basically stealing a stall position away
while we're at it
>tfw your pornfu retires without any black guy scenes
feels amazing t b h
>not using bing for pornstars, x hamster for amateur and spankbang for rare xev bellringers
Your country is a joke, and a significant portion of your ancestors are the very people whom you despise.
Thanks familial relation
WE WUZ KINGZ N SHIIEEET
nigga you darker than me
North india > syria > rest of india
Back to reddit with you
I understand. If my ancestors had historically taken the BBC, I would want to distance myself from their descendants too.
I wake up at 2 am so I can get 2 meals, a workout, and a bunch of alcohol before going to class
That wasn't a problem last year when I went to class in the afternoons, but in Spain odd years go to class in the morning, even years go to class in the evening, that way if you have to repete courses you don't miss them.
Because Antartica is full of snowmen, we need Iceman yeah! XD!