Looks like Holly will fight someone else before Ronda
>Implying you wouldn't eat Ronda's asshole while she's being knocked out so you can feel her sphincter tense around your tongue
Phil Kwabina Davis is 31 years old and has been competing in professional cagefights since 2008. Last September, he won the Bellator LHW Grand Prix by way of two emphatic first round stoppage victories.
What lies ahead for the man?
Will he be invited to take part in the Rizin Fighting Federation?
Nice doctored photo senpai
this is what she really looks like
>The white paint really brings the goosebumps out on the left buttcheek
Why did it take so fucking long for an mma fighter to reach wrastlin' level banter?
Guys, I must admit that I feel threatened. It seems like there's another estonian shitposting on /heem/ so it might get confusing for everybody. I demand an IP ban for the other dude, the one who wrote "Mighty Mouse" as the last post of the previous thread.
Will Dana make McGoober face this guy? Or does the goof need to get a dog
It's just a proxy fag using your flag to avoid a ban
Frankie is a better wrestler than RDA, he took down guys bigger than him no problem at all
I took Fronkie lightly too many times, thought he was going to lose the BJ fights, the Maynard rematch, and Benson. The guy is the real life Rocky, the perpetual underdog.
I'm not his biggest fan, but he does get underestimated a lot, how can you not root for the underdog, Mick.
He even started finishing people lately, after he got nearly KOed in the Gray and Benson fights. Instead of becoming 200% more safe than he was, he didn't care and started knocking motherfuckers out.
It does suck how he has those razor close fights though, he made the 155 division a mess with all those rematches
Dunno man. I feel like Chad's first round against Conner said a lot. And Frankie has infinite cardio.
I think the matchup will be as much of a nightmare for the UFC as Mcgregor though. Nobody wants to see the banter king get wrestlefucked for 5 rounds.
>Yoel Romero, he had his opportunity to go show up and earn a title shot and I think he underperformed. I want a guy the fans are going to demand and want. Unfortunately he couldn't fight the second and the third round. This is about selling a fight and making money and it's business. As much as I want to go out and fight whoever, this is a long training camp, it's a championship training camp and I want to do it for the right fight, the right paycheck and the right time.
>The city of Luke Cuckold
>Also please don't post any more pictures of her
ok, just webms then
Is Luke Rockhold an asshole?
>recently said he thinks Yoel doesn't deserve a title shot
>said he doesn't want to fight on 199 cause 200 will overshadow it
>now says he want to rematch Chris
The guy just became a champ and he's already trying to run the show. No more rematches, have mercy.
>Hey guys, know how we have this former champ and new champ, two of the better draws in the division?
>They should fight each other again so we can have one fight we've already seen instead of two new interesting fights.
UFC Bizness 101
Nobody cared for Baruto's fight much. People were very negative towards it. Estonians as a nation find MMA to be too barbaric to be considered a sport. I'd say about 80% predicted his loss.
No way they go through with that. The writing's on the wall, it's Weidman/Jacare and Rockhold/Romero, with wildcard Bisping getting a shot if he takes Silva to the nether realm without a shirt to go home on
Do we know who is going to be commentating the Dillashaw vs Cruz card yet? I'd hope for the meme dream team of Rogan/Goldie, but realistically I'll be happy with anyone that isn't Jon Anik
Ronda is gonna retire this year, cap this post
>Holly immediate rematch that the UFC badly wants is at least postponed
>she's already doing photoshoots again
>has to be in multiple movies already
>she also left judo after she lost some matches
That reminds me of a question I had in my dreams last night.
Hey /heem/, which fighters are /still your boy/? The ones who have slipped from their high throne, been derided by the masses, but you still love them the way a dad loves his youngest boy.
For me, it's
>Poll at the bottom
>Who should be Luke's first title defense
>CM Punk unironically has around 250 votes
It's all just a prank bros, right?
also Pat Barry
Would say Forrest but most people love him anyways
i'll make you my daughter in a second you little fucking bitch boy. I fucking wish you would get in my gaurd you i could crush your small girlish neck you liddle twerp
>mighty mouse LITERALLY streaming RIGHT NOW
I don't like Weidman but I got him on the rematch too. Luke was looking worse and worse in that fight until the memekick, in fact they both weren't their best. Luke's coach said Weidman wasn't very fresh coming into the fight, so it kinda balanced things with Luke's staph infection. We couldn't really see what they both had.
Also, before and even after the fight all of Luke's coaches and teammates said he looked sharp as ever in the sparring leading up the fight, but then he is suddenly hugely affected by the staph during the fight. I think no IV affected him a lot more than he wants to admit and is blaming it all on the antibiotics (although I'm sure they played a role as well). I believe he was one of the most vocal critics of the IV bans when it was announced.
Okay so if the rematch becomes a reality, how do you see it going down? I think they're very well matched and it would be a gritty battle right to the 5th round bell, barring any huge mistakes made by either party. One significant difference I feel though is that Rockhold has a lot more defensive savvy on the bottom whereas Chris doesn't seem to have that going for him.
The Boston card is special. Rogan and Goldie did the same card last year when it was McGregor vs siver in Boston. This isn't a regular fs1 card. They are doing a special on Fox for it on Saturday. It is being promoted like a ppv or UFC on fox card.
Coaches and teammates will always say the fighter is looking sharp, the only time I ever seen otherwise was when Holm's own teammates were picking Ronda over her. That's just stupid.
I don't know how it would go down, but I think Chris was winning that fight, maybe not on the scorecards but a finish was coming or he would win rounds 4 and 5.
Chris is probably going to take Rockhold's striking more seriously now and try and wrestlefuck him.
>You know remember the Henderson vs Boetsch fight night
Just rewatched the event on fight pass, definately one of the most underrated cards from last year
I mean, Javier Mendez was specifically asked afterwards if he noticed Luke being affected his his staph in the lead up to the fight and he said he looked strong as ever in training but then he looked slower in the fight. If Luke had a hard camp there wouldn't be a reason to hide it afree the fact.
>that moment when Proctor sat back on the guillotine-type choke and Edwards went limp with his arms down by his side
>shawn jordan's lead leg hook kick memery
>rivera making bruce leeroy's afro dance
>birchak ruining our picks by destroying soto instantly
>ortega's foty-tier war with tavares
>the idiocy of mitrione and rothwell's cheesy talking after
>boetsch sacrificing himself bravely
you're right, that was a damn good card
Look at what you and your wigger girl did anon
>mfw /heem/ hangs itelf after mcgoat becomes 2 weight world champion AND STILL HASNT FOUGHT ANYBODY
Pretty great, sad that not many people remember it. Going to dump some webms I have saved from that night. Wish I had more of the finishes, only have 6 webms and 2 are different angles of Proctor's vicious guillotine
Such a sexy guillotine, too
Why are the only colours for Reebok
>Black with some white on it
>White with some black on it
Why not just fully black or fully white and if there's a need for another colour, how about not making it the colour of the other guys shorts?
Her face is weird. Unsymmetrical two-face.
>yfw the Chris plays Starcraft 2 and Counterstrike
if he gets bopped by Cuckhold again that nigga better set up a stream
Pretty generic answer, but I don't think there's one "best" submission. Guillotine and rear naked choke are the most commonly attempted, but nearly everyone knows how to defend properly against them. I think the more obscure the sub you're going for is the higher the chance you pull it off
Plus Champs get "gold" which is literally just a standard pair of black shorts with their name in gold letters on the side
Last webm from the fight night I have, would love to get more if anyone else has any saved
why does goldie always smile like he's up to some mischief
I bet you can't defend my armbar from spider web.
>OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE HURT HIM WITH THAT LEG KICK
LOOKING TO FINISH THE FIGHT
>HE'S REALLY CHEWING UP THAT FRONT LEG
IT'S LOOKING REALLY RED NOW JOE
>LOOK, HE'S SWITCHING STANCE
>THEY'RE GOING TO STOP THIS FIGHT ANY MINUTE NOW
>THIS COULD BE IT
>THAT'S IT, WE'RE DONE
IT IS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL OVER
JUST. LIKE. THAT.
But I only save heems I like
Daily reminder that Tyson fury is the first heavyweight boxing champion of the world in 116 years
terrible refereeing, you've got to give the fighter a chance to recover
But I like all heems is the problem
dunno if it was warranted but i really hated this guy for some reason and seeing him get knocked stiff was very satisfying
is serbian heemer here ? hey dude, are you the guy that once got his teeth broken and asked for likes on some MMA shop on facebook for some prize and stuff ?
not trolling this really happened, was a long long time ago, probably like 5-6 years ago on 4chan, i think it was on /sp/
This guy comes in the club and heems your gf
What do you do?
Are you folks ready for our Russian overlords? I personally can't wait for a clean sweep in welterweight.
>Constant discussion about who the most handsome fighter is (it's Josh btw)
>TMZ level shit like
>Schaub hair color discussion
>Callen sexuality discussion
>which fighter has the best body (Josh again btw)
>guys giving their stats out all the time and poster asking for pics
>constant bashing of female fighters looks and how men are better looking and shape
You're in the wrong thread
but I don't see any of what you mean right now, in fact I see people saying they want to smash Ronda. Don't project m8
>It's a "But everyone he fought was actually shit" episode
No one has ever beaten anyone good
If they were good they wouldn't have beaten them
there are 3 tiers in LHW actual good fighters, the great, dc and jones, the competitive gus, bader, rumble and the dangerous tito, lidell, evans.
competitive can fight and win rounds, and threaten the great, if all else they are a threat to the great, but they can lose to eachother and the dangerous,. dangerous more often then not lose to the competitive, beat each other and are molly-whopped by the good.
not sure where to put glover btw
Actually I'm just going to rewrite this shit for you so maybe you'll learn something
There are 3 tiers of actually good fighters in LHW:
DC and Jones
Gus, Bader, Rumble
Tito, Lidell, Evans
Not sure where Glover fits desu
The Competitive tier can fight and win rounds and sometimes even threaten the Great tier. They'll lose to each other though and maybe even to the Dangerous tier, but more often than not the Competitive tier will win. The Dangerous tier will also beat each other but they'll get molly-whopped by the Great tier.
>Tito, Lidell, Evans
Those three in their current states would be murdered by Gus, Bader, or Rumble and sacrificed to the blood gods by DC or Jones.
We shall find out, I'm hyped for him and Gus
I'd like to imagine every fighter got their own prefix for when they're at their best
>Sea Level Cain
>Non Rockstar Ronda
>Room Temperature Robbie
>UK Event Bisping
>UFC 100 Lesnar
And so on
THESE GUYS ARE SO TECHNICAL AND SO FAST, IT'S LIKE DRAGON BALL ZED OUT THERE
>AND JOE, BENAVIDEZ HAS BEEN TRAINING WITH THE ELEVATION FIGHT TEAM
THAT'S RIGHT MIKE AND BEING UP THERE NO DISTRACTIONS AND WORKING WITH DUANE LUDWIG HE'S GONNA BE FAST LOOSE STRONG
>WHAT A GREAT CAMP THAT IS HUH JOE? NEIL MAGNY, MATT BROWN, AND OF COURSE THE FORMER 135 CHAMPION TJ DILLASHAW
Us being spoiled is also true, but at least when there's only a week break there's discussion on the upcoming event for a while. With 2 week breaks you can't really stretch an event to last that long as focus of discussion
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4. the lovely brittany
5. the beautiful Arianny
HERE. WE. GO.
Very good fighter but several years away from GOAT status. I only mention that because casuals like his trash talk and image and are constantly promoting him as GOAT, as if GSP, ASilva, Jones, etc never existed.
He's a colourful guy, and fun to watch fight or talk - but he's talked himself up into such an "invincible" persona that he'll Ronda as soon as he loses. The impact of so many people simultaneously jumping off the bandwagon will cause a tsunami.
No one cares when a loudmouth badboy tries to make a comeback, ask Tito.
alright /heem/ which fighter consistently brings us the dankest memes?
and why is it conor mcmemer?
Who would you say the 2015 Best New Memefighter award would go to?
McGoob can't be trusted - he's always claiming he made million-dollar bets and is demanding 9-figure contracts, when we all know aprrox how much money he's made and it is very little compared to the average NFL/NBA/NHL/MLB player.So enjoy him, just don't believe what he says.
Also: lots of talk about him being gay, though I personally don't see it, or care; mind you I only follow fights, not the gossip stuff.
>BREAKING: Multiple sources confirm UFC will soon announce UFC 197 for March 5 in Vegas with Dos Anjos/McGregor and Holm/Tate.
It's on fite fans!
/heem/ I saw Scary Jerry on the job today.
I've search google for "Jerry Vrbanovic vs roy nelson" and "Jerry Vrbanovic vs dan severn" but I cant find the videos. Is it possible videos dont exist? Both fights were in 2004. The only video I can find of Scary Jerry is the highlight video from a fight he had with some bum I can't recognize. Any guesses?
I was clicking some of the names trying to find pics, one dude, Julius Askew, has Team Alpha Male listed as his camp.
Your fellow amerifat is a low test beta.
>I thought gus vs Jones was the fight of the decade
robbie and rory say no
> as if GSP, ASilva, Jones, etc
You realize that Aldo was actually on that level, and that McGregor decimated him? Those other P4P GOATs don't actually have a win over another P4P GOAT like McGregor does against Aldo. His next fight will be against Edgar or RDA, both these guys are better than everybody GSP, Silva or Jones ever fought outside of DC and Hendricks (who beat GSP).
MFW no matter who he defeats, he'll never be anything but working-class and that's the thing that eats away at him. That's why he pretends he has more money than he does, why he claims to be related to royalty (he's not by any stretch of the imagination), does photoshoots like this, dresses as he does, and all the rest.
In the end, he's a plumber who fights and it kills him.
What a time to be alive.
Thank you, Dana and Lorenzo, for giving me a reason to live.
well, take heart - you share one of the Top 10 Flags of all time.
(in no order)
Belarus Presidential Standard
South Carolina Palmetto flag
Japan Nisshōki flag
I don't get why people say they are super "hot". Paige looks plastic most the time and I'd say Rose, Miesha, new polish qt, are way hotter. Sage just screams of having childhood trauma with his WAKE ME UP INSIDE/ plastic smile. Rockhold, Jones, weedman, tom lawlor etc etc are way more attractive.
Slag Paige>UFC Paige tbqhwy
>McGregor/Dos Anjos 197
>McGregor/Aldo 2 200
FRANKIE ON SUICIDE WATCH
You need a code of conduct when you go out and post. He bullied you because you didn't explain your culture well enough to him.
To make it up to him, you should give him your house.
If anyone was fighting like a moron in that fight, it was DC. He would have cruised to an easier win if he stuck to his wrestling like in round 1, but he made it a boxing match and almost lost his title.
Holy shit, I'm actually thinking about shilling out 50 burger bucks
>not engaging in a wrestling match with an olympic wrestler when you're a striker
He was running away from DC's strikes you blubbering idiot. DC would pressure and start throwing combinations and Gus would turn his back and run away, then reset and square up again
That's not "basic" boxing.
There are hundreds of elite boxers who never used hand fighting for example.
Or boxers who had shit technical defense but they hide it by having extreme speed and reflexes like RJJ.
You are just a lanklet & a hater who probably moves like Struve and thinks his boxing is good because of the reach advantage.
>Dana books Ronda to headline a show she will leave
>McShit not being an excellent politician Nd the main face going forward since he's staying
Nah senpai, Vince taught Uncle Dana better
>canada in charge of making cents
>Dana will put a WMMA fight as the main event of the biggest card in UFC history
>Dana will put a fight that is likely to be another Ronda loss as the main event of the biggest card in UFC history
Rockhold is going to fucking annihilate Yoel bud. It won't even be fucking close, it's not a good title fight.
Yoel gassed throwing like 40 punches in one round lol
and he gassed for the rest of the fight lol
and the round he threw the punches in was the first round lol
and it was still a split decision lol
I like triangles because i can't do them(is that the correct pronoun?)
If he does it in the first round before any grappling, maybe... but he's sloppy. Yoel relies heavily on his athleticism and lacks in technique.
IMO Rockhold drags him into the championship rounds and subs him.
>His next fight will be against Edgar or RDA, both these guys are better than everybody GSP, Silva or Jones ever fought outside of DC and Hendricks
>getting kicked in the liver
Sauce on this?
Sauce of Conor having issues with southpaws?
I mean, i don't think that straight left is gonna land easy on a southpaw, but i never saw Conor vs a southpaw (that i remember) so i don't know.
It'll be an explosive walk to the cage the likes we've can not begin to comprehend.