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That wasn't the actual me
The story is gay I went to my therapist told her I broke up with her and cried a lot and then I texted her and went over and talked and stuff
The cuck stuff wasn't me tho
WIZARDS SUCK YO
>Scorers Table: Yo how you want your roster sheet senpai?
>Stotts: Just fuck my lineup up
Anyone read this
>they don't want you to see kobes last game
TOP 5 AT EACH POSITION
>tfw said Drummond would end up as a top 5 center a few years ago
>tfw /sp/ laughed me out of the thread
Nigga you suspect as hell
He smashed Sam from iCarly and got that "just fucked a white girl" swag
Really? I enjoyed it. Knicks game was pretty entertaining, good spacing and guys were spreading the ball tonight.
It was because he was too strong. There was once a coach who claimed he saw Wilt shoot 20 out of 20 shots from half court before a game. He even backed off the free throw line because his shot was too strong
CJ gonna go home and bang the shit outta his qt gf while she screams out how much better he is than Klay Thompson
CJ is obviously a better guy to build your team around since he can create his own shot so well. But if you already have a Curry type player then Thompson is a better kind of player to pair him with.
/nba/ got boring once Curry became literally unbeatable
what won finals mvp?
were you watching the same series? last time I checked he didn't get a single vote
>the vote for finals MVP is partially decided by someone named Rusty Simmons
Alright, this vote is 100% official. /nba/ wills whoever wins into winning IRL, so make your vote count
Who's winning the championship this year?
ask your mom if she would suck kobe's dick? you might not like the answer
who here balls in real life? post your height / weight / position you play and you go to move
real talk I can't sleep and I'm watching the thunder grixx replay on espn and doesn't anyone else think that state farm no rings commerical is offensive as fuck?
it's also stupid because what if the clips do win it all and then what hyou fuck ing can't even rn that commerical anymore stupid state farm fucks horrible marketing no clips fan will never nuy their insurance again
also anyone annoyed by these orange okc unis?
>tfw big group of black people and Mexicans meet up at a park near me to play B-Ball once a week
>tfw Asthma, little experience and no talent means I cant play
>I will always be the whitey watching them play as I swing on the swing set 50 yards away
I have pretty extreme asthma and basketball is one of those sports where you are moving constantly. Id be a burden on any team because I would struggle to keep up. I do like to go there alone and practice shooting but as for the game itself I just cant keep up.
>the offensive end of wingstop has come together in 2016
lmao wingstop was never about offense in the first place. this is icing on the cake get pwned
>tfw Har_en and Klayy Lmao are arguing about who is the top SG
y'all need to post webms more often desu
>replying to edited/misleading posts
>several hours later to boot
Which Kobe was better: No. 8 or No. 24?
>reminder to report all non-/nba/ related garbage, it's the law
8 hands down. 8 was in that era where the crossover was the hot meme and he, iverson and steve francis were doing it like no other. he had he dribbling, with the youth athleticism plus his fro made him look cool
24 just fadeaway jumpered all day.
hahahahahah we won you lost HAHAHAHAHAH BTFO INTO THE SHADOW REALM HAHAHAHA WE DID IT RBL-SEE WE DID IT HAHAHAHA DING DONG GO WIZ IS GONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKING DABBED ON
>>Any post with the go wiz name isn't me I'm RETIRING IT
>kobe is retiring forever
you can tell it's him when he types, idk at least I can
>mfw I realize the fucking raptors beat the spurs this year
I took the name off a few days ago but then I got depressed bc I broke up with my gf
The name is gay af and I never manage to stay on topic here it's dumb af I mean every once in a whole going off topic is okay and while I do talk about ball I get off topic too much
Anytime I see anyone that looks middle eastern/Indian they're always wearing sandals in the gym and don't appear to have any idea what's going on so they just hit the treadmill for 30 minute and stare at people
>wanting to stay on topic in /nba/
Nigga you know this is a bro time/feels/black people speak/dank nug/dank tunes/vidya friendly zone, especially the feels.
Basketball isn't supposed to be some die hard sport anyways, just chill and talk about whatever u like, you're amongst good friends here :)
>that one weird ass dude who stares you down the whole time you're at the weights while not speaking at all but you've never seen him touch anything related to abs/cardio once
Gotta be /fit/
Posting about the raptors isn't basketball related either tho
According to the defensive tracking numbers provided by the NBA, Porzingis is a solid defender across the board. His size doesn't allow him to cover a lot of ground, but a formidable wingspan allows him to affect shooters if they're close by. But if you look at Diff%, an NBA stat showing how a defender's field goal percentage allowed differs from the shooter's overall percentage, you see where his defensive strengths lie.
ill take a ban so i don't have to hear about anything non-/nba/ related. im just punk rock like that
gym autists are usually chill bros, very easy to spot /fit/izens
go to another NBA forum if occasional off-topic bantz bothers you so much.
>needing a calculator to tell you porzingis is a beast defender
Lee logged his second consecutive DNP -- Coach's Decision during Wednesday's loss to the Detroit Pistons. The 32-year-old Lee, acquired via trade this offseason, is averaging 7.2 points, 4.3 rebounds, and 1.8 assists over 15.7 minutes per game in 29 appearances with the Celtics.
pls post something non-/nba/ related! i wish a nigga would. there's changes coming to this board so it's not go wiz personnel blog. those days are over so get used to it Canada
You gotta time it right but it's pretty hard. It sucks when you time it really really close to the white line, it doesn't flash white which indicates a perfect time, but a lot of the time it'll go in anyway. It sucks when your get 8 of these in a row and not one goes in
Golden State Warriors star Stephen Curry aggravated his left shin contusion again Tuesday night in a 109-88 win over the Los Angeles Lakers, but he said he isn't worried about the injury long-term and he just needs to protect it while on the floor.
Curry's shin made contact with Roy Hibbert's leg as Curry made a layup over the Lakers center midway through the third quarter.
Curry limped noticeably after the impact, and Golden State called a timeout on the ensuing offensive possession. During the timeout, Curry took to the bench and had Warriors trainer Chelsea Lane work on his leg. He was able to return to the game before checking out for good in the fourth quarter, with the Warriors up by 30.
pls take this shit to /v/
Yeah I usually don't play mycareer but I got bored with mygm so I started playing it. It's definitely better when you're a higher rating so I spent all the vc I got during mygm and got good. It's still a little janky and feels like it abuses rng more than mygm. I feel like some days my player is going to miss every open shot he takes no matter how well I'm playing
I also think the game gets more consistent when you become a starter
any position but usually forward
I don't actually know how to play basketball or have a jump shot but I'm pretty athletic so I can just blow past the fat guys that guard me and I play pretty good defense.
I guess I kind of just play like rookie year Kawhi Leonard or Jimmy Butler, when they were just defensive role players.
The Golden State Warriors have shattered the record for best start in NBA history (24-0) and have jumped out to a 33-2 mark, all while blitzing their opponents by nearly 12 points per game. Are Stephen Curry & Co. a threat to match -- or even break -- the 72-10 record set by Michael Jordan and the legendary 1995-96 Chicago Bulls?
i win again
also your post is non-/nba/ related pls reformat and repost
who /midrange/ here? I can't shoot 3s for shit, but pic related is my sweet spot.
was the short kid in school (4'9 in 6th grade) so I played 1/2
By college I was 6' and everyone else was short asians so they wanted me to play center.
I'm probably best as a 3/4.
Strength is defense and rebounding, offensively, my best move is anything midrange
Bulls point guard Derrick Rose scored 16 points and recorded six assists in a 117-106 win over the Milwaukee Bucks on Tuesday, as he made his return to the floor after missing three straight games because of right hamstring and right knee soreness.
unless you play in the /nba/ that post is non-/nba/ related
After Los Angeles Lakers forward Julius Randle was visibly upset at being taken out late in his team's blowout win over the Phoenix Suns on Sunday, coach Byron Scott had a message for the team's promising power forward.
just a warning keep it /nba/ or get retorted
2. Kawhi (probably tied if not at #1 if you go by this season alone)
4. Curs'drant (better than PG but having a bad season)
p.s. Butler is a shooting guard retard.
>be total shit at playing
>want to play more
>no indoor courts that I can play on without joining a team
>a foot of snow on the ground
I just want to be a little less shit before considering to join a team desu.
All these niggers COMBINED only have HALF the rings as MOTHER FUCKING NIGGER PARKER
>When there is talk about the best point guards, sometimes they don't talk about me. But that's not my main motivation. They can talk about Jason Kidd, Steve Nash, Deron Williams and Chris Paul. I still have the most rings.
fuck off I once tried out for the NBA D-League, everything related to my playstyle is now /nba/ related
i dont really look like a lanklet. I have ultra skinny legs that are pretty gross looking, but my upper body is pretty /fit/
is it true okafor is not happy in philly? how soon can he be traded???
where is the /nba/ in that post? i wanna thank /nba/ for falling in line with the current /sp/ rules. this is how /nba/ always should have been
Deron Williams started on the right block with 2.3 seconds left in double overtime, came off a Dirk Nowitzki screen at the opposite elbow, curled to the corner, caught the inbounds pass from Devin Harris and pump-faked to get Rudy Gay to fly by him.
Then Williams swished a buzzer-beating 3-pointer, the biggest shot of the Dallas Mavericks' season so far.
calm down bro don't get yourself go wiz'd
This is true
>get hacked by chink
>call for the foul and get the ball back
>they call me a pussy for calling the foul
Idk I don't like calling fouls but it's fucking annoying getting bodied every time I try and drive
Even tho were just messing around you cant fucking slam me every time
any raps bros listen to this?
bro it's not you personal blog! it's not so hard to understand nobody cares about a fat canadian and foul babbys
are these guys just shitty at basketball? people who never really play are terrible because they reach in all the time, go over the back, throw shoulders etc it's annoying as shit
curryposter pretending he's RBL like he did when he got exposed
delete more of your posts ahaahaha
Back in September, Jose Calderon made a bold proclamation. The New York Knicks, the veteran point guard said, would improve upon the worst season in franchise history, and "win more than 17 games."
Take a bow, Jose.
interesting pattern tbqhf
Mitch Kupchak has now officially and publicly acknowledged something that's seemed clear to pretty much anyone paying attention over the last two years: that the Los Angeles Lakers can't, and won't, move forward as a team and organization until after they send legendary superstar Kobe Bryant off into retirement at the end of this season. should kobe just retire now???
pls keep it /nba/ even in your anger
>autistic jewish kid we bullied in high school shows up because we need bodies
>he's on the other team
>I get rebound
>he autistically runs up and punches me in the face while attempting to smack the ball out of my hands
>chink calls me a pussy for calling the foul for getting punched in the face
Chinks and Jews man, never again
is parker the most smug player in the NBA history?
he's french, good looking, a 4X champion and most likely fucks every whore who comes in within 5 feet of him
would you leave your girl alone in a room with him
Black people never cut their finger nails so they can scratch you during the game. It's happened too consistently to not be true.
But yes playing with people who don't understand motion/pick and roll/ help defense is extremely frustrating. After playing religiously since the age of 7 and watching games almost every night I know the game inside and out and playing with stupid fucks makes you want to elbow them in the face
WHO'S READY FOR THE LAKERS TO DESTROY THE SHIT TEAM CALLED THE FAGRAMENTO FAGINGS!
That's what happens when you try to play an American sport in a country no one but you gives a shit about.
>tfw 3 parks within walking distance of my house, 4 recs within a 5 minute drive, uni gym is open 24/7 for indoor balling, old high school opens gym on weekends for previous players
Get fucked euroscum
>google "NBA ALL STAR VOTING"
>google app thing makes it easy to vote
>select your team
>juts vote for your whole team
it's what i've been doing desu I don't give a fuck about any team but mine
Why are they so injured lads
What went wrong with the Celtics and Brad Stevens?
Yeah they called one dude up and signed then cut Ryan Hollins
He was starting for them when literally all of their big men were injured. I think they're all back now, Humphries might still be injured
If they weren't so horribly injured they would probably be at .500
I play pickup every weekend, I usually play in the paint, imo it's hard as fuck to stop me from scoring my go to move is a quick spin where I dip my elbow into the other guy's tummy to create space and then a little hook shot it's str8 money every time.
pg, but usually some other guy has a hard on for bringing the ball up, so effectively sg
go to move is spinning around the screen, getting the pass and sinking the shot, basically what jj redick does but inside the 3 point line
don't let that manlet give you any shit
I wish i could play forward, guys like gallo and giannis are my favourite in the league - instead all i've got to aspire to is being a shit cp3 or lowry
Also while Curry, CP3, and other gaurds are pussy whipped bitches Tony fucks OTHER PEOPLES WIVES (including other NBA player's wives).
Literally the alpha male compare to those other cu . cks
>le bad teeth meme
we literally have free health care here
and yet there's still so many people with shitty teeth, i'm so glad i actually look after mine
don't even joke about that shit, i wouldn't even mind that if other people actually practised a three in their life before deciding they're also the greatest shooter of all time
yeah, my post play is alright, i'm usually stronger than other guards and they have no idea how to defend down low, but being small means i gotta fade hard, and i can't hook without faking them out, and if i do that I can usually just take a step for the layup.
>guys goes through all this trouble to get his tickets back
>stubhub pushes it aside like its nothing
>gets even more cucked when it goes viral
>all these other ticket companies offering courtside seats
>kobe ends up not playing vs. Jazz
>mfw 3 guys crowd the back court waiting for in bounds pass
>one of them is the tallest nigga on the court who only does iso fades
WHO /LAKERS/ HERE!!?!?!?
BOUT TO SHIT ON THE KINGS TONIGHT!
If you don't know how to work the post with at least 3-4 serviceable moves that can get you buckets or set a team mate up then you have no business stepping on a basketball court.
It's fucking pathetic how no one knows how to react once you turn you back to the basket. Thanks harden & curry
Is this Timmy's last season?
tell me one reason why this isn't correct
yeah i can't wait to watch him miss shot after shot
>no centre for the west
memeball with curry doesn't need a centre
all-star game is about lobs and crazy shots, you telling me you don't want the best shooter in the league there?
>griffin will probs be injured
got a point here, was a toss up between him and AD
>east is okay, but is there a weight limit? lol lowry
he's not a fat fuck anymore
>reggie jackson > lowry
just ain't true my man
>davis > griffin
literally the only point that makes sense, it's a real toss-up between those two
There is a segment on esports on NBA on TNT right now.
>go wiz BTFO
>this thread is only about /nba/
what happened when did /nba/ get gud again?
>based lakie bro made OC
stay based my friend
keep btfo of suckas
how many points will the Lakers beat the kings by?
bulls over the celts by how many?
protip: that is not /nba/ related
delete it pls for the betterment of /nba/
Back to >>>/pol/ faggot and at least get your racism right.
Delladova is Anglo thus whiter.
Dirk is German thus whiter.
>spanish pleb with rape blood from moors, africans, persians, arabs, jews, and other shit skins
IT ACTUALLY MAKES ME MAD EMBIID GOT IMJURED HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING BEAST
SIXERS FANS NEED TO NOT BE SO UPPITY THOUGH, ILL BE HONEST IT RUINS IT
STARTING NOT TO FEEL BAD FOR THIS MONKEY, IM EVEN CALLING HIM A MONKEY NOW CAUSE OF YOU
I just want to know what 7kt is because I do not approve of philadelphia being a part of any fagship. I guess the t is timberwolves and their fans are alright but I'll never fagship with another team and k fucking cant be the knicks thatd be retarded
Boston @ Chicago Game Thread:
knicks can kiss my ass. I'll be nice to twolves cuz their dad just died and everything but fuck a broship
i know the 7kt is disgusting and repping it should be punished by banishement. pa-fucking-thetic.
>tfw pencilneck commish is an idiot
"Is it a popularity contest? Yes. That's what fan balloting is in All-Star. It's for the fans to put on the floor the players they want to see," Silver said when asked if it's fair for Kobe to be slotted as a Western Conference starter. "So, in the case of Kobe for example, certainly by his standards he's not having an All-Star season. But in his last season the fans want to see him out on the floor, I think that's great."
>Basketball players are tall.
I'm taller than allen iverson
>Football players are strong.
I'm stronger than punters
>Boxers are good at punching.
mayweather cant punch he just dodges
See? I can shitpost like a retarded faggot too and everyone is aware that you like sucking giant cocks as well.
we did it pham! getting gf's comes next
fuck off nigger faggot take philly off of there
7KT is now just KT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you got played nigga
>We just got ROTY locked
delusion: the broship
not a chance. he's still top 10 at his position and the core of his team (Kawhi, Danny, LaMarcus, Patty) are young and good enough to carry him when he gets too old
Timmy will be 40 in a few months, I see him starting and playing 20mpg until he turns 41, maybe 41 in a half. Then I see him taking a bench role and playing like 12-15mpg until he's fucking 45.
The way he plays it doesn't really matter how old he gets, as long as he can move without hurting himself he'll continue to be a good player.
>Timmy top 10
i haven't laughed this hard since last year
I can't tell if you guys are memeing or not. How is Tim fucking Duncan not a top 10 power forward/center? Obviously he's a shell of his former self but there is absolute no depth at either of those positions.
For power forward it's just AD, Griffin, Draymond, Aldridge, Love, then it's wide open for anybody.
For center it's just Gasol, Boogie, Drummond, Jordan, and maybe Gobert, then once again it's wide fucking open for anybody.
>he's a shell
now you're just mad she's a lot of things but low test is not one of them
>dat lip color
diamonds brehs diamonds seriously
just in: cousins going to the HEAT
i repeat cousins going to the HEAT
how fucked is LeBron???
pls point out the implants here somewhere because I think that other anon is delusional
a-am i sexy?
lakers vs kings will be a good basketball game
Both westbrook and kd are at the ucla game right now. Westbrook even led an 8 clap on the court with the cheerleaders at half time
Westbrook and KD confirmed for lakers next season.
He's coming home lads
>"Swaggy, they're coming home, send word to the raptors and bulls."
has anyone seen Canada? is there /hoc/ game on or something?
not my thing but I respect it. pretty sure I remember her showing it off on her twitter
well if my memory is as good as I think it is they were legit just close up foot shots. just look through her twitter or ig photos
>this is low test on /nba/ now
pls stop watching big booty vines
GET IN HERE BROS!