/NBA/ General

Go wizards

1st for me and my gf got back together

>>64731585
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>>64731580
>>64731580
>>64731580
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

>>64731591

you can't just say that and not give us the story mang, how did you do it

last we heard you were getting cucked out and shit

>>64716558
Yo check the time change in this video. Went from 1.3 to 2.1 lol. Fucking serious home cooking

>>64731606
That wasn't the actual me

The story is gay I went to my therapist told her I broke up with her and cried a lot and then I texted her and went over and talked and stuff


The cuck stuff wasn't me tho

WIZARDS SUCK YO

1st for Detroit is a legit playoff contender especially with bj back coming off the bench

>>64731580
>>64731657
the cuck stuff was me
problem?

>>64731644

At least u got one lmao

how do i spot the real Go Wiz?

curry spammer is putting on the go wizards trip....
cmon guys.....

>>64731585
>>64731585

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>Scorers Table: Yo how you want your roster sheet senpai?
>Stotts: Just fuck my lineup up

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http://www.theleadsports.com/the-surreal-story-of-stubhub-screwing-over-a-kobe-fan/

Anyone read this

>they don't want you to see kobes last game

>>64731701
It takes a keen eye and a savvy will

gf just texted i gotta go to her house. she found a site called black c*ck church in my web history. ive got some splaining to do

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TOP 5 AT EACH POSITION

>pg
1. Westbrook
2. Wall
3. Curry
4. Cp3
5. Irving

>sg
1. Harden
2. Butler
3. Thompson
4. Derozen
5. Beal

>sf
1. LeBron
2. Pg-13
3. Durant
4. Kawhi
5. Wiggins

>pf
1. Davis
2. Griffin
3. Draymond
4. Love
5. Aldridge

>c
1. Drummond
2. Cousins
3. Gasol
4. Jordan
5. Horford

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>that DJ alley

Absolutely disgusting

>>64731743
>pg
Lebron
Curry
Westbrook
Cp3
Lowry


>sg
Lebron
Harden
DeRozan
Wade
Butler


>sf
Lebron
Durant
Kawai
Pg
Butler

>pf
Lebron
AD
Blake
Ibaka
LA

>C
Boogie
Marc
Jordan
Gobert
Drummond

I thought Deandre Jordan was supposed to be an elite defender? He's currently getting shit on by Mason Plumlee.

tonight was the worst basketball schedule all year

>>64731672
>happy bj is back
>thinking a ball chucker is a great addition

>>64731837
Warriorfag spotted

>>64731843
better than blake off the bench familia

stan johnson is based as well. pretty based bench backcourt tbqhwy

>>64731850
it's me newfag

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>>64731743
>tfw said Drummond would end up as a top 5 center a few years ago
>tfw /sp/ laughed me out of the thread

>>64731743
>>64731828
>love/ibaka

LMAO bosh is playing better than them

>>64731869
he's elite as fuck

can put up 20+/20 every night

>>64731869
prove it faggot

>>64731882
He would average 30+/20 if he could shoot free throws

>>64731882
He's a big guy

>>64731793

Nigga you suspect as hell

>>64731869

He smashed Sam from iCarly and got that "just fucked a white girl" swag

>>64731837

Really? I enjoyed it. Knicks game was pretty entertaining, good spacing and guys were spreading the ball tonight.

>>64731902
Its Wilt Chamberlain level of embarrassing. He shot 2/10 a couple nights ago.

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>tfw he still haunts me in my dreams

>>64731902
He would average 40+/20 if he could shoot threes

IS LILLARD GOING TO SHIT ON A NIGGA?

>>64731929
NBA players should have some of the best dentists in the world at their disposal what the fuck

>>64731921
for all the shit wilt got, bill russell was even worse. which still wasn't as bad as fucking ben wallace or reggie evans

>>64731943
Tell that to mr. Harden

Tell that to mr. Lebron

>Clippers in charge of holding big leads

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>>64731932
he would average 50+/20 if he would shave his shoulders

Did all the memers from /hoc/ come in here tonight?

>>64731955
Ben Wallace actually has the lowest free throw percentage of any NBA player of all time so I can see that. I think Wilt Chamberlain was like number six

>>64731959
>>64731998
Makes me cringe. Could easily be fixed too, dentists are like magicians now a days

>>64732009
>bantz
>your ability to not handle it

THAT WHOLE PLAY
LILLARD FUCKK LOL

>>64732025
Wilt Chamberlain was so bad at free throw shooting that he eventually resorted to granny shots, underhanded free throws

Who wins lads? Blazers are heating up and hack-a-jordan might build momentum for Portland.

>>64732118
Obviously clips

>>64732118
Blazers rigged their roster sheet to purposefully tank so I doubt they'll really try to win.

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

THE TRUTH

so glad hes not on the shitty wizards anymore kekekek

>>64732116
It was because he was too strong. There was once a coach who claimed he saw Wilt shoot 20 out of 20 shots from half court before a game. He even backed off the free throw line because his shot was too strong

>>64731743
>PG
1. Curry
2. Westbrook
3. Irving
4. CP3
5. Rondo

>SG
1. Butler
2. Harden
3. Klay
4. Wade
5. Beal

>SF
1. Kawhi
2. Lebron
3. Durant
4. PG
5. Wiggins

>PF
1. Blake
2. Davis
3. Draymond
4. Ibaka
5. Aldridge

>C
1. Whiteside
2. Cousins
3. Drummond
4. Jordan
5. Gasol

>>64732212
>you are all now thinking about how hard Wilt must've pounded and destroyed that pussy

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>>64732250
>5. Rondo

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>>64732250
>no Lowry
>Wiggins
>Ibaka at 4

>CJ McCollum smug face

Anyone catch that? He knows they aren't shit without him

who /streetwear/ here?

>any center being better than boogie
Jesus Christ just get out of this thread. Also Brook Lopez is better than meme Whiteside you fucking fags

>>64732377
Boogie is the same shit as Love when he was with the Timberwolves. His stats look great but then you see they lost the game by a lot.

>>64732377
>Brook Lopez is better than meme Whiteside you fucking fags
this, id rather have the lopez bros than boogie and memeside. REKT

>>64732385
They play completely different styles

me and gf in a big fight...stay tuned i may have to dump her

>>64732273
How is the best passer in the league not a top 5 pg?

>>64732427
Send her my way bro

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>>64732360
CJ gonna go home and bang the shit outta his qt gf while she screams out how much better he is than Klay Thompson

>>64732453
she's not lesbian

you are a small basketball franchise, you have a choice on signing
CJ or Klay

WHO DO YOU BUILD AROUND?

>>64732520
Always build around a Pg or c so urkel

>>64732520
CJ is obviously a better guy to build your team around since he can create his own shot so well. But if you already have a Curry type player then Thompson is a better kind of player to pair him with.

>>64732466
>those fucking pants

c'mon man

>>64732627
ikr, who tf cuts their pants at the knee?

>>64732520
Always pick the guy that can handle the ball if there is nothing around them.

is bob ryan allowed back on ATH/PTI after destroying mark jackson?

Who /tfatk/ here?

I bet Alvin Gentry wish he was back in Cali with GS

rules need to be changed, this tanking shit is pissing meo ff.

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/nba/ got boring once Curry became literally unbeatable

>>64733287
best non finals mvp of all time desu

>>64733298
he earned the finals MVP. the /nba/ was just mad LeBeta got BTFO up 2-1

pottery

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>>64733340
what won finals mvp?

were you watching the same series? last time I checked he didn't get a single vote

>>64733340
>dat east coast bias is real in the field

>>64733369
nice pic for ants
>didn't read
lol

>No Aldridge
>No Parker
>still win by 30

Has pop gone too far? What the fuck is he going to do next to piss off the NBA? Sit all his starters in the Olympics?

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>>64733369
>the vote for finals MVP is partially decided by someone named Rusty Simmons

>>64733369
ZERO VOTES LMAO

>>64733397
absolute madman

>>64733369
>yfw all those votes are from the east coast
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA /NBA/ exposed and mem'd the fucked out

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>>64733747

1. Warriors
2. Spurs
3. Bulls
4. Cavs
5. Clippers

>>64733793
>spurs that high
dropped

>>64733793
>bulce

>>64733793
1. GSW
2. SAS
3. CAVS
4. LAC
5. CHI

>>64733793
>>64734004
>no thunder

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Alright, this vote is 100% official. /nba/ wills whoever wins into winning IRL, so make your vote count

Who's winning the championship this year?

http://strawpoll.me/6471597

>>64734175
I wanted to vote for the Sixers/Lakers you asshole

just had sex like four times my dudes. she even brought a joint. qbp we out here

>>64734175
>cavs first
top kek

>>64733800

spurs are getting the chip this year. you can screencap this

>>64734230
1st round exit say what? you got as far as the Raptors in the playoffs!
HAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAAH

>>64734195

its top 8 in standings, the sixers and lakers aint going anywhere except the lottery, in the lakers case, i expect them to ship out randle before next month

Who /authentic fellow periods/ here?

>>64734256

>2/3 of your teams have a rapist on it

jury is still out on DeRozan, he looks #problematic to me desu

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>>64734297
ask your mom if she would suck kobe's dick? you might not like the answer

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>>64734324
>24
hahaahahahahahahahaha

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who here balls in real life? post your height / weight / position you play and you go to move

>>64734289
man fuck you

>>64734324

>mom jokes

hello, /r/funny

>>64734346
6'2
190
pg
dish to a cutter or top of the key shot with high percentage

5'11
165lbs
SG/SF
Go in the paint fade or hook

real talks where ya'll niggas ball at?

speak up maybe some of us live near eachother and couldmeet up to play some pickup games and go shower together afterwards

>>64734416
are you playing at the local YMCA?

>>64734346
5'6
287
pg

>>64734346

6'1", 190lbs, pg

post up and either fadeaway or spin, dream shake, etc to get a closer shot

basically andre miller / rondo

>>64734346
pg
5'9"
175
Driving to the basket and pull up/step back/dish

high listening to isaiah rashad what yall doing?

>>64734544
Eating beef jerky and playing MGS

>>64734544
about to play civ5 and while i organize my porn hard drives

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>>64734544

watching nba highlights

>tfw on 2k and just fucking posterized jordan and shaw on the same dunk lel

>>64734659
XD

>>64734659
pewdiepie pls leave

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1. Shaw/Kobr
2. Pippen/Jordan
3. Lebron/Wade
4. Stockton/Malone
5. Steph/Klay

real talk I can't sleep and I'm watching the thunder grixx replay on espn and doesn't anyone else think that state farm no rings commerical is offensive as fuck?

it's also stupid because what if the clips do win it all and then what hyou fuck ing can't even rn that commerical anymore stupid state farm fucks horrible marketing no clips fan will never nuy their insurance again

also anyone annoyed by these orange okc unis?

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>okafor holding a ball

>>64734845
thunder blowing out the grixx up 20 by half time already

>>64734975
looks like the testicle of the succubus porn i saw on /d/ earlier

Fuck I know why I can[t sleep fucking diet soda doesn't mean it doesn't have caffine in it, I downwed an entire 2 liter of diet pepsi tonight 2:30 and still jacked up

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>>64735187
(╥︣﹏᷅╥)

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You now remember this.

>tfw shitting but the shit feels sharp on my asshole and is hurting me when i try and push it out

>>64734975
Why the fuck can't I be born with those genes. That's like me cupping my balls

https://youtu.be/jPTa78AA3NY?t=2m19s

Remember how the refs used to call techs on you if you did this? What happened? Why aren't they calling it anymore?

>tfw arguing with /pol/tard about human intelligence and psychology

why do I waste my time with those sorry excuses?

>>64734346

6'3
215
Forward
Midrange J

>>64734346
>6'1"
>180
>sg
>3 pointer or layup

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>tfw big group of black people and Mexicans meet up at a park near me to play B-Ball once a week
>tfw Asthma, little experience and no talent means I cant play
>I will always be the whitey watching them play as I swing on the swing set 50 yards away

>>64736256
Just play pussy. How are you gonna get better if you never play pick up

>>64736276
I have pretty extreme asthma and basketball is one of those sports where you are moving constantly. Id be a burden on any team because I would struggle to keep up. I do like to go there alone and practice shooting but as for the game itself I just cant keep up.

>>64736299
Well that sucks tbqh lol. At least you can always play 21

>>64736315
Its easier to play football. With all the breaks in between plays you get its way easier on the big guys/people with asthma.

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>>64731743
brehs...

>>64734289
>Implying Lakers won't get the 4th and lose that pick.

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75-7

16-0

>>64734346
5'10
190
Idk I guess I'm a guard/forward. I do like to bring the ball up

I got a mean step back, behind the back pass and a cheeky nutmeg bounce pass

>>64736299
Just practice your j to perfection and sit behind the 3 line. Now you add spacing to the team.

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do lebron fans even exist anymore?

>>64737491
they're all curry fans now

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>the offensive end of wingstop has come together in 2016

lmao wingstop was never about offense in the first place. this is icing on the cake get pwned

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>tfw Har_en and Klayy Lmao are arguing about who is the top SG

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>>64737796
y'all need to post webms more often desu

Trappin in the vacant

>>64737491
gf just said pick /nba/ or her. sorry but i'm going to miss you guys

>>64737978
fuck off you're lying

YOU'RE LYING

>>64737491
>sosa went into hiding after that was posted hahahahahahahahahahahahah bitch neegaw

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>>64737491
>i am witness
>of 2-4 advanced stats

>>64737491
sup

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>>64737990
>>64738003
>>64738236
>replying to edited/misleading posts
>several hours later to boot

>>64737978
what an attention whore

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>>64738327
Which Kobe was better: No. 8 or No. 24?

>reminder to report all non-/nba/ related garbage, it's the law

>>64737978
Wiz wtf? Tell her to go listen to Vince Staples and shut the fuckup

>>64738341
>implying that's me
>implying I'm not getting head before work while browsing /nba/ right now


Any post with the go wiz name isn't me I'm RETIRING IT

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>>64738339
8 hands down. 8 was in that era where the crossover was the hot meme and he, iverson and steve francis were doing it like no other. he had he dribbling, with the youth athleticism plus his fro made him look cool

24 just fadeaway jumpered all day.

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>>64738357
hahahahahah we won you lost HAHAHAHAHAH BTFO INTO THE SHADOW REALM HAHAHAHA WE DID IT RBL-SEE WE DID IT HAHAHAHA DING DONG GO WIZ IS GONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKING DABBED ON

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>>64738357
trip/name fags BTFO

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>>64738357
>>Any post with the go wiz name isn't me I'm RETIRING IT
u mad?

>>64738429
interesting pattern curryposter

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did he died?

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>kobe is retiring forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs&ab_channel=journeyVEVO

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>>64738506
you can tell it's him when he types, idk at least I can

>mfw I realize the fucking raptors beat the spurs this year

>>64738506
I took the name off a few days ago but then I got depressed bc I broke up with my gf

The name is gay af and I never manage to stay on topic here it's dumb af I mean every once in a whole going off topic is okay and while I do talk about ball I get off topic too much

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>>64738387
>DING DONG GO WIZ IS GONE

>>64738519
Anytime I see anyone that looks middle eastern/Indian they're always wearing sandals in the gym and don't appear to have any idea what's going on so they just hit the treadmill for 30 minute and stare at people

>>64738529
kill youself

>>64738541
They be scopin them ass and titties

>>64738519
>>64738541

fobs are curlbros to the max. hope resolutioner bro didn't die. weird that my gym isn't horrible yet

>>64738529
>wanting to stay on topic in /nba/

Nigga you know this is a bro time/feels/black people speak/dank nug/dank tunes/vidya friendly zone, especially the feels.

Basketball isn't supposed to be some die hard sport anyways, just chill and talk about whatever u like, you're amongst good friends here :)

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>>64738570
>Nigga

>>64738582
>announcing your reports

:^)

nobody gives a fuck about that kneebabby, we all knew this was going to happen after his knee got fucked in last year's playoffs

>>64738559
>that one weird ass dude who stares you down the whole time you're at the weights while not speaking at all but you've never seen him touch anything related to abs/cardio once

Gotta be /fit/

>>64738582
Posting about the raptors isn't basketball related either tho

>>64738600
>>64738610
According to the defensive tracking numbers provided by the NBA, Porzingis is a solid defender across the board. His size doesn't allow him to cover a lot of ground, but a formidable wingspan allows him to affect shooters if they're close by. But if you look at Diff%, an NBA stat showing how a defender's field goal percentage allowed differs from the shooter's overall percentage, you see where his defensive strengths lie.


ill take a ban so i don't have to hear about anything non-/nba/ related. im just punk rock like that

>>64738582
I'm kinda glad Carroll is gone for a while. T-ross can finally get a decent amount of playing time to develop.

>>64738627
you're a bitch. Raptors and Knicks are both irrelevant. If you're not posting about the Cavs, Dubs or Spurs you're making non /nba/ related posts yourself

>>64738610
gym autists are usually chill bros, very easy to spot /fit/izens

>>64738627
go to another NBA forum if occasional off-topic bantz bothers you so much.

>needing a calculator to tell you porzingis is a beast defender

>take 8 open 3 pointers in a game

>miss each one

Love you 2k mycareer never change

>>64738678
Haven't played 2k in years, don't you just release the ball when the meter is green and it goes in most of the time?

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>>64729918
s/o to whoever cleaned up my oc

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Lee logged his second consecutive DNP -- Coach's Decision during Wednesday's loss to the Detroit Pistons. The 32-year-old Lee, acquired via trade this offseason, is averaging 7.2 points, 4.3 rebounds, and 1.8 assists over 15.7 minutes per game in 29 appearances with the Celtics.


pls post something non-/nba/ related! i wish a nigga would. there's changes coming to this board so it's not go wiz personnel blog. those days are over so get used to it Canada

>>64738724
>le /nba/ police posting irrelevant shit we already know about

WOW DUDE LET'S TALK ABOUT DAVID LEE XDDDDDD

>>64738733
you're welcome bro this board needed it

>>64738696
You gotta time it right but it's pretty hard. It sucks when you time it really really close to the white line, it doesn't flash white which indicates a perfect time, but a lot of the time it'll go in anyway. It sucks when your get 8 of these in a row and not one goes in

>>64738763
I hate my career but in regular 2k you gotta know the guy's release. like I release some 3 pointers well before it touches the line thing under the player

>>64738733
it's like you don't like talking about world champs that have actual rings

>>64738678
>>64738696
>>64738781
Golden State Warriors star Stephen Curry aggravated his left shin contusion again Tuesday night in a 109-88 win over the Los Angeles Lakers, but he said he isn't worried about the injury long-term and he just needs to protect it while on the floor.
Curry's shin made contact with Roy Hibbert's leg as Curry made a layup over the Lakers center midway through the third quarter.
Curry limped noticeably after the impact, and Golden State called a timeout on the ensuing offensive possession. During the timeout, Curry took to the bench and had Warriors trainer Chelsea Lane work on his leg. He was able to return to the game before checking out for good in the fourth quarter, with the Warriors up by 30.
pls take this shit to /v/

>>64738781
Yeah I usually don't play mycareer but I got bored with mygm so I started playing it. It's definitely better when you're a higher rating so I spent all the vc I got during mygm and got good. It's still a little janky and feels like it abuses rng more than mygm. I feel like some days my player is going to miss every open shot he takes no matter how well I'm playing
I also think the game gets more consistent when you become a starter

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>>64734346
6'1
145lbs
any position but usually forward

I don't actually know how to play basketball or have a jump shot but I'm pretty athletic so I can just blow past the fat guys that guard me and I play pretty good defense.

I guess I kind of just play like rookie year Kawhi Leonard or Jimmy Butler, when they were just defensive role players.

well guys you let Harry destroy the only good name fag in existence

Thanks obama

>>64738826
>6'1
>145 lbs

get your weight up small fry

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>>64738826
>145lbs
>6'1

>>64738847
The Golden State Warriors have shattered the record for best start in NBA history (24-0) and have jumped out to a 33-2 mark, all while blitzing their opponents by nearly 12 points per game. Are Stephen Curry & Co. a threat to match -- or even break -- the 72-10 record set by Michael Jordan and the legendary 1995-96 Chicago Bulls?


i win again
also your post is non-/nba/ related pls reformat and repost

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who /midrange/ here? I can't shoot 3s for shit, but pic related is my sweet spot.

>>64738882
Right here senpai

I'm cash from like 12 feet

>>64734346
>6'1
>185

was the short kid in school (4'9 in 6th grade) so I played 1/2

By college I was 6' and everyone else was short asians so they wanted me to play center.

I'm probably best as a 3/4.

Strength is defense and rebounding, offensively, my best move is anything midrange

>>64738882
I can drive with both hands but only shoot/finish right handed. I love running pick and roll

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>>64738882
>>64738889
Bulls point guard Derrick Rose scored 16 points and recorded six assists in a 117-106 win over the Milwaukee Bucks on Tuesday, as he made his return to the floor after missing three straight games because of right hamstring and right knee soreness.
unless you play in the /nba/ that post is non-/nba/ related

>>64738848
why? I eat pretty normal this is just the weight my body has been at my entire adult life

grills think im qt for it too

>>64738882
Mine is the exact opposite side. For some reason I can hit like 75% from the right but only like 30% from the left

>>64738941
After Los Angeles Lakers forward Julius Randle was visibly upset at being taken out late in his team's blowout win over the Phoenix Suns on Sunday, coach Byron Scott had a message for the team's promising power forward.


just a warning keep it /nba/ or get retorted

>>64738941
just bantz m8, just saying that is really skinny for 6'1. at least you aren't fat

>>64738941
Yeah like in a lanklet little brother way.

I bet your elbows are really pointy

>harry is posting shitty ESPN news now

oh how the mighty have fallen. reminder pig gook is 18 now

>>64738960
Come on report me nigga


>tfw working on my post-up fadeaway

>>64731828
>>sf
>Lebron
>Durant
>Kawai
>Pg
>Butler
>>64731743
>>sf
>1. LeBron
>2. Pg-13
>3. Durant
>4. Kawhi
>5. Wiggins

It's probably:
1. Lebron
2. Kawhi (probably tied if not at #1 if you go by this season alone)
3. PG
4. Curs'drant (better than PG but having a bad season)
5. Carmelo

p.s. Butler is a shooting guard retard.

>be total shit at playing
>want to play more
>no indoor courts that I can play on without joining a team
>a foot of snow on the ground

I just want to be a little less shit before considering to join a team desu.

>>64738985
how many games will the bulls manage to win this year? will they beat the Cavs?


ill retort you anytime

retort (noun)
a sharp, angry, or wittily incisive reply to a remark.

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>>64731743
>1. Westbrook
>2. Wall
>3. Curry
>4. Cp3
>5. Irving
>>64732250
>1. Curry
>2. Westbrook
>3. Irving
>4. CP3
>5. Rondo
>>64732250
>1. Curry
>2. Westbrook
>3. Irving
>4. CP3
>5. Rondo

All these niggers COMBINED only have HALF the rings as MOTHER FUCKING NIGGER PARKER

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>>64739029
>When there is talk about the best point guards, sometimes they don't talk about me. But that's not my main motivation. They can talk about Jason Kidd, Steve Nash, Deron Williams and Chris Paul. I still have the most rings.

ayyyy

>>64738960
fuck off I once tried out for the NBA D-League, everything related to my playstyle is now /nba/ related

>>64738969
t-thanks

>>64738976
i dont really look like a lanklet. I have ultra skinny legs that are pretty gross looking, but my upper body is pretty /fit/

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>>64739003
is it true okafor is not happy in philly? how soon can he be traded???


where is the /nba/ in that post? i wanna thank /nba/ for falling in line with the current /sp/ rules. this is how /nba/ always should have been

>>64739054
>anyone
>being happy in philly right now

also fuck off you autist

>>64739075
Deron Williams started on the right block with 2.3 seconds left in double overtime, came off a Dirk Nowitzki screen at the opposite elbow, curled to the corner, caught the inbounds pass from Devin Harris and pump-faked to get Rudy Gay to fly by him.
Then Williams swished a buzzer-beating 3-pointer, the biggest shot of the Dallas Mavericks' season so far.
calm down bro don't get yourself go wiz'd

>>64739105
this happened two days ago you fucking faggot

>>64739135
This is true
>get hacked by chink
>call for the foul and get the ball back
>they call me a pussy for calling the foul

Idk I don't like calling fouls but it's fucking annoying getting bodied every time I try and drive

Even tho were just messing around you cant fucking slam me every time

>>64739135
>>64739171

any raps bros listen to this?
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/the-vertical-podcast-with-woj--raptors-gm-masai-ujiri-144428819.html


bro it's not you personal blog! it's not so hard to understand nobody cares about a fat canadian and foul babbys

>>64739135
>>64739171
are these guys just shitty at basketball? people who never really play are terrible because they reach in all the time, go over the back, throw shoulders etc it's annoying as shit

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>>64739187
curryposter pretending he's RBL like he did when he got exposed

delete more of your posts ahaahaha

>>64739224
if you really are a mod realize that the posts being reported are thinly-veiled nu pasta in the form of copy/pasted ESPN bullshit we all already know anyway

>>64739171
Lel reminds me of the time I fought some Chinese kid in high school during a pick up game at lunch time. We were never cool again after that but idgaf lmao

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>>64739224
Back in September, Jose Calderon made a bold proclamation. The New York Knicks, the veteran point guard said, would improve upon the worst season in franchise history, and "win more than 17 games."
Take a bow, Jose.

interesting pattern tbqhf

>>64739260
get exposed harder assclown

>>64739216

>>64739260
YOU JUST KNOW

>>64739273
Mitch Kupchak has now officially and publicly acknowledged something that's seemed clear to pretty much anyone paying attention over the last two years: that the Los Angeles Lakers can't, and won't, move forward as a team and organization until after they send legendary superstar Kobe Bryant off into retirement at the end of this season. should kobe just retire now???


pls keep it /nba/ even in your anger

>>64739194
>guy reaches in
>doesn't cut his fingernails
>scratches my finger open
I didn't even notice until I saw the blood dripping

>>64739346
>autistic jewish kid we bullied in high school shows up because we need bodies
>he's on the other team
>he misses
>I get rebound
>he autistically runs up and punches me in the face while attempting to smack the ball out of my hands
>chink calls me a pussy for calling the foul for getting punched in the face

Chinks and Jews man, never again

>>64731959
does anthony davis still have fucked up teeth?

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>>64739029
is parker the most smug player in the NBA history?

he's french, good looking, a 4X champion and most likely fucks every whore who comes in within 5 feet of him

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>>64739730
be honest

would you leave your girl alone in a room with him

>>64739346
Black people never cut their finger nails so they can scratch you during the game. It's happened too consistently to not be true.

But yes playing with people who don't understand motion/pick and roll/ help defense is extremely frustrating. After playing religiously since the age of 7 and watching games almost every night I know the game inside and out and playing with stupid fucks makes you want to elbow them in the face

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WHO'S READY FOR THE LAKERS TO DESTROY THE SHIT TEAM CALLED THE FAGRAMENTO FAGINGS!

>>64739003
That's what happens when you try to play an American sport in a country no one but you gives a shit about.

>tfw 3 parks within walking distance of my house, 4 recs within a 5 minute drive, uni gym is open 24/7 for indoor balling, old high school opens gym on weekends for previous players

Get fucked euroscum

Is it bad that I'm not doing that thing where I vote for an entire team for all star weekend, just voting specific players from my team via mobile text?

>>64739928
you would be full blown autistic to vote for a team, almost as bad as people who draft only from their favorite team in fantasy football

>>64739943
>google "NBA ALL STAR VOTING"
>google app thing makes it easy to vote
>select your team
>juts vote for your whole team

it's what i've been doing desu I don't give a fuck about any team but mine

>>64740005
casual spotted.

>>64740038
nah I'm just not gonna log into any pussy ass website when I can just do it from google lmao fuccboi

>>64740005
you damn nerds i bet you vote in real- life politiks too

if i get a shitty all star game im gonna be on a damn unstoppable shitposting rampage

>>64740054
you a casual for voting for your entire team, not everyone on your team is good. You have to recognize and respect talent on other teams.

>>64740070

>implying you and every other edgy faggot on 4chan doesn't vote straight republican because reddit is liberal

>mfw I found out that I have a channel that shows CBA games

>>64740070
>>64740100
nah I like subverting the voting system I assume everyone else is doing the same

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Why are they so injured lads

>>64740169
beal is always injured seems like

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What went wrong with the Celtics and Brad Stevens?

>>64740183
Yeah he's always hurt. He misses like 30 games a season. But the wizards have the most combined missed games due to injury this season. They've been playing 7 guys some nights

>>64740208
can't they call up some guys from the d league?

>>64740158
you got comcast? what channel is it?

>>64740229
Yeah they called one dude up and signed then cut Ryan Hollins

He was starting for them when literally all of their big men were injured. I think they're all back now, Humphries might still be injured

If they weren't so horribly injured they would probably be at .500

>>64740232
verizon, on some channel named One World Sport. Apparently Yi Jianlian is still playing ball

>>64739041
Dirty frenchman doesn't realize that rings doesn't equal talent. He got lucky he plays on a team that wins.

>Watching a promo for the CBA
>called Yi and Will Bynum "NBA Stars"

>>64738826
Holy shit, I'm 5'9 PG and I weigh more than you, athletic build too. I bet I could run you over, you lanky ass skinny mother fucker

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He is averaging 33.7 ppg in china

>>64740107
>>64740288
I vote republican for the low taxes

>poorfags wanting free shit
>le national debt meme

>>64734346
I play pickup every weekend, I usually play in the paint, imo it's hard as fuck to stop me from scoring my go to move is a quick spin where I dip my elbow into the other guy's tummy to create space and then a little hook shot it's str8 money every time.

>>64740363
lol

>>64731828
>Drummond that low
retard alert

>>64740363
china's league is a bit of a joke they have this rule where every team can only have 2 foreign players so most of the time these guys are styling on chinese nationals who suck

Only voting for two players desu
Voting a whole roster of people from teams I dislike seems gay

>>64740404
if they didnt have that rule, there wouldnt be any chinese players on these teams. In the game I watch, Will Bynum was getting to rim like he was Lebron, just blowing past guys

>>64740438
yea I get it but that's why guys put up godly numbers over there, pretty sure during the lockout I saw that jr smith had a 20 rebound game over there.

>>64736256
just go and play nothing bad will happen and knowing blacks and mexicans they will even give you a endearing nickname like tiny or buffet

>>64734346
5'9"
165 lbs
pg, but usually some other guy has a hard on for bringing the ball up, so effectively sg

go to move is spinning around the screen, getting the pass and sinking the shot, basically what jj redick does but inside the 3 point line

>>64734346
so many people play pickup ball here we should really try an meat up and play a game together sometime

>>64740338
I usually play forward and defend against guys much bigger than you or me.

No need for insults, makes you look insecure about your size.

>>64740847
don't let that manlet give you any shit

I wish i could play forward, guys like gallo and giannis are my favourite in the league - instead all i've got to aspire to is being a shit cp3 or lowry

>>64740898
you should aspire to be a dentist nigel.

>no warriors or spurs games
>endocrinology exam tomorrow
>No excuses for procrastination

>>64740898
just work on your shot and be Curry :^)

>>64740898
It's not the same, but you can at least still post up other guards and shit. Seems like that niche is starting to grow again .

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>>64739041
Also while Curry, CP3, and other gaurds are pussy whipped bitches Tony fucks OTHER PEOPLES WIVES (including other NBA player's wives).

Literally the alpha male compare to those other cu . cks

>>64740300
>Being this salty.
Beta cu.ck detected.

>>64740969
>le bad teeth meme
we literally have free health care here
and yet there's still so many people with shitty teeth, i'm so glad i actually look after mine

>>64741019
don't even joke about that shit, i wouldn't even mind that if other people actually practised a three in their life before deciding they're also the greatest shooter of all time

>>64741031
yeah, my post play is alright, i'm usually stronger than other guards and they have no idea how to defend down low, but being small means i gotta fade hard, and i can't hook without faking them out, and if i do that I can usually just take a step for the layup.

>>64737806
Jimmy can fuck my girl anytime desu

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>>64731718
>guys goes through all this trouble to get his tickets back
>gets cucked
>stubhub pushes it aside like its nothing
>gets even more cucked when it goes viral
>all these other ticket companies offering courtside seats
>kobe ends up not playing vs. Jazz

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>>64740792
>mfw 3 guys crowd the back court waiting for in bounds pass
>one of them is the tallest nigga on the court who only does iso fades

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WHO /LAKERS/ HERE!!?!?!?

BOUT TO SHIT ON THE KINGS TONIGHT!

>>64737806
JIMMY BUTLER IS YOUR FATHER

>>64741338
blazers fan here giving you our support

>>64741031
>>64741085
If you don't know how to work the post with at least 3-4 serviceable moves that can get you buckets or set a team mate up then you have no business stepping on a basketball court.

It's fucking pathetic how no one knows how to react once you turn you back to the basket. Thanks harden & curry

>>64740193
Nothing, anon. Things are going as expected, UNLESS you fell for the "Celtics are now a top team and will get a higher playoff seed" meme.

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Is this Timmy's last season?

>>64741577
>this flag
>this topic

>>64741577
hopefully, kawhii must be tired of carrying this bum.
Thank god the great Kobe bryant was never carried, the man earned his own titles.

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>>64741577
>implying

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reminder

why do laker fans even want wins

you're 4 games behind philly for the simmonsbowl

>>64740389
thats idiotic

more poor people in the country = shittier economy for everybody not at the top

>>64742399
They know the lottery is going to be rigged in their favour anyway, they could finish just outside the playoffs and still get the Simmons.

>>64742399
we Brandon Ingram and Tyrone Wallace now, hinkie is too good of a tanking genius.

http://www.nbadraft.net/2016mock_draft

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Can he be stopped?