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GAME | PST/EST
NY vs MIA - 4/7
IND vs ORL - 4/7
CLE vs WAS - 4/7
DET vs BOS - 4:30/7:30
TOR vs BKN - 4:30/7:30
DEN vs MIN - 5/8
DAL vs NO - 5/8
UTA vs SA - 5:30/8:30
CHA vs PHX - 6/9
MEM vs OKC - 6:30/9:30
LAC vs POR - 7/10
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>>64716456
I think the Raptors and some shit team are playing in London in the next weeks.

I'm not sure though
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>>64716488

apparently the Celtics are trying to an outdoors game as well

I hate the Celtics but desu that sounds like it'd be fun to watch
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Raptors vs Magic at THE O2 ARENA, LONDON.
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>>64716479
CLE VS WAS
DET VS BOSTON

these will be some dank games
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>>64716479

this might be the best game day of the year, all these games look good
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too bad Dallas loves him again, I'd love to have him to replace Calderon in NY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM79gjbVeJ0
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>>64716558
Why was most of the arena empty?
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>>64716612

No clue
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>>64716558

>dirk just chilling on top of the pile

why arent other superstars this cool? you cant imagine kobe or durant doing that...maybe lebron, but even then, he makes it look forced
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i just got out the shower and i got the shits
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>>64716612
People went home after regulation because of work or they are soft fans idk bruh
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>>64716558
reminder that vince did this against the spurs in the playoffs when the series was on the line
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>>64716695
>Chewing with your mouth open
What the fuck?
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>>64716558
the buzzer sound followed by the roaring crowd is what makes basketball the GOAT sport
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>hawks

holy shit, how do you lose to the knicks?
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>>64716743

Without spoiling shit, she's an orphan and grew up in a shitty place without any manners. Kinda makes sense desu.

>>64716750

This, also the booing of players who left your team the year before

>looking at you Rondo
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Green/Curry > Wallace/Billups

>PG/SF combination
>GOAT

pick both
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>celtics
>black people
Pick none

Posted from my iPhone
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>>64716942

how your knee feeling brah?

>>64716909

You are overrating Green a lot. He's a meme player, would be a 7th man on every other team that runs an actual offense and not "hand the ball to curry and get out of the way."
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magic/pippen
pg-13/butler
durant/kawhi
lebron/artest
rodman/green


HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVER STOP THIS TEAM?!?!?!?!?!
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>>64716978
>Dray is a meme player
I want this meme to die.

Even if you take out his offensive contribution (hustle and threes, which is alright), he's so versatile on defense that he's elite already. No meme players get all those trip dubs when Curry's out, unless you thought Westbrook was memeing last year too.
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>>64716978
>Back to back triple doubles
>meme player
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>>64716761
cant deal with the length of porzingod and melo
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>>64717013
>>64717010

He wouldn't work in any team's system, he's a meme player, in a meme system, designed to give him meme stats so he can be featured on Memespn.
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>>64716996
Easy

Curry/Billups
Allen/Wade
Green/Gallinari
Novitski/Duncan
O'neal/Cousins

6th
Thompson/Iverson
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who pacific time here? we about to enter RNH!!!!
where my eurobros at? WAKE THE FUCK UP!
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who the fucc up
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>>64717091
>>64717094
Ayo we up. Always good for those RNH discussions.
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>>64717103
starting to study for when school starts, gotta go hard before it starts.

whose playing in london? is it NBA trying to push that global games campaign?
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>>64717148
there's craptors against tragic and bucks knicks I think

I think they just want to get the uk audience before the nfl gets it, but everyone here has a huge hate boner for American sports just because they're American, whilst simultaneously loving shit like the super bowl.

I don't think the nba will ever take off here but at least it means next year i'll probably be able to make it to an nba game.
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>mfw accidentally necro'd the last general now people are posting in it
this is what you guys get for making generals too early
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>Best defender in the league
>Most versatile player in the league
>will not be a free agent until 2020
>will get to play with Klay, Curry, Durant, Barnes to form an ultrakill meme 3 SPAMMING XD MEGADETH lineup trotted out by Jarron Collins once Luke Walton leaves for LA lineups because poor old steve kerr's back hurts again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeZqriDHXZk

How do we end this meme before they get 5 rings?
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Gonna make a MyPlayer in 2k, I want to play every position like magic and draymond. What do I do?
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>>64719043
>uses drake song
>klay knows his birthright is to be a Laker great
>luke walton is already guaranteed to leave for LA

WARRIORS FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH, RBL GOT THESE NIGGAS SHOOK
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>>64719071
I don't think you can desu

You could make a jump shooting undersized pf but idk how well that'll work, they won't play you as a guard
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>>64716978
>Draymond isn't a current top 5 pf
I want this MEME to END
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>make a MyPlayer in 2k
>score 40 points in 20 minutes on debut
>shoot a three pointer in the last second that rolls around the rim and then drops outside that would have seen me beat Wilt Chamberlain's record for most points on debut
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>>64719071
make em a 6'9" point guard and get the skill that makes you a distributor
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>>64716479
who is the skateboarding cornball in the OP? does he even fucking play basketball?
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>>64719160
I know in older 2ks my 6'7 SF would get subbed at SG, PG, and occasionally PF but never center
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>>64719205
>still get traded in the first season despite being a 20ppg 7 assist 6 rebound player because Vic is annoying
Thanks Spike Lee
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75-7

16-0
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>>64719380
Yeah I've had a multiple position player before but in 2k16 I've only made a 6'5 pg/sg

In earlier versions I liked making faceup big men. It sucks how in this one you start with like a 55 overall
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>>64716996
I want eat her pussy so badly
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>>64719098
RBLC+ Klay broship
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>>64719394
>white guy has black parents and a black twin sister
thanks spike lee
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Alright should I play Tucker or warren, both sf for the suns

Help me ocd-kenobi, you're my only hope
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I also could bench Markieff Morris for one of them


Why do I have so many phoenix players
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>>64720119
>>64720132
play warren

did you get back with your qtgf
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>playing modded 2k14 with this years draft class/roster
>put up 24 points 14 assist and 5 rebounds in the rookie showcase
>only the Magic, Pistons, and Philly show any interest in me
>drafted 8th overall to rebuilding Pistons
Just fuck my entire life up family
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>>64716479
Good morning /nba/

Dank OP pic btw :)
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>tfw don't wanna do anything but smoke weed, lift, watch basketball, get my dick sucked and play video games

why is life so hard bros
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>>64720580
nigga don't forget your cardio! Big muscles are cool but not being able to jump or run quickly is boring af
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>>64716996
brehs...
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>>64720593
you're right desu, I'm lean af right now but stiff and not flexible. I'm lazy as shit but you're right you need cardio for actual fun things that people do. any tips? or do you just play basketball (I fucking hate running)?

>>64720646
good breh we all need thicc gfs...
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cant wait for the knick game
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>>64720646
"yo bitch im prepared to offer you a 10-day contract"
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>>64720701
Get a step box, that works you pretty good and gives you nice legs. Jump rope is cheap, burns shit loads of fat and makes your legs look good, also try lateral movement drills in your backyard to help your jukes/footwork. If your city offers a fighting club like boxing or mma that's a really good way to up your cardio and meet chill bros.

You're right about running, it's boring as shit and doesn't seem to help much with the quick reflex movements needed in basketball that gas you instantly.
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Did the file size limit get changed on /sp/ or 4ch as a whole? I've got a bunch of older gifs that I got from here that I can't upload anymore. Shitty.

>IND vs ORL - 4/7
>CLE vs WAS - 4/7
>DET vs BOS - 4:30/7:30
>MEM vs OKC - 6:30/9:30
Fuck yeah some or all of these should be good.
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>yfw hibbeast took out chef Curry
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>>64720808
are those the plyo boxes? my gym has those, what rep ranges do you recommend? gonna implement on my leg day tomorrow, they look fun
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>>64720910
I go with a group of friends and we run a circuit 3 times. You could probably find it online, but it's like you run each workout for 1 minute w/ 45 seconds rest between each workout then a 3 minute rest between each set.

Alternate just bouncing up and down off each leg off the box
Football style crossovers
Burpees
Body Plank
High jumps (if they're height adjustable

Repeat that 3 sets changing the time/reps as needed and you should feel a good increase in cardio after a month if you're consistent.
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Zbo Steven Adams fist fight tonight?
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>>64720998
>planks
My core is utter shit and I can only do them for a little over a minute
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>>64720998
how often you do the circuit? this definitely seems like something I can squeeze into a leg day. thanks for the tips man

>>64721029
we all start somewhere, planks for a little more than a minute isn't that bad. if you're trying to increase time I increased mine to almost 4 min (not crazy by any means just giving a basis for comparison) with a plate on my upper back until failure for a couple of months. I'm mediocre at planks right now since I haven't done them in a while
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Check this video out (hopefully it links right, ESPNs website is shit, but its the video where the "lakers" fan is putting on a warriors jersey)

http://es.pn/1mB0vQW

this was staged, the guys in front of me were ESPN employees, they even were talking about their jobs during halftime (apparently Karen is a big tease).

they did this "scene" about three or four times, and they said "ok ok here comes the NBA TV camera."

pretty sad desu that ESPN has fallen this far to sending interns out to hype up the warriors
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>>64721185

shiit nigga are you the guy in the blue shirt? nice beard desu
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>>64720906
He was cleared to play again last night
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>>64721029
Planks are useless. Do some pull ups, your core will be stronger.
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Spooky thought
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>>64720614
It's shopped r-r-right?
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>>64716479
u need to start adding GMT time tbqh familia
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>>64721131
Did you start with a 45 plate?
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2k really turned lame lately, how is Live this year?
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>>64721295
They'd win so many ships
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>>64721321

shit as always senpai

2K really has the 3 last years put out some shit games but EA is the king of shit
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>>64721306
I second the GMT posting
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>>64721290
something better be lost in translation because pull ups/chin ups are not better for core than planks. one of the best all-around bodyweight exercises tho. I'm assuming this isn't kneesbrah because an always-injured skeleton has no room to talk about this shit

>>64721308
nah with a 25 or 35. you can progress really quickly to a 45 tho
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How will Lebron be looked at if he loses in the Finals again this year? Legacy wise
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>people rostering russell "11k" westbrook over kemba against phoenix
ISHYGDDT
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>>64721536

His stats + rings (even though the miami ones shouldnt count) make him top 10 if he retired at this pace.

If he loses again, I'd say he's borderline top 10, right around or below Hakeem and David Robinson
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>>64721536
He'll always be looked at as a GOAT and a top 5 player ever desu

2-6 will make him look like one of the WORSt chokers of all time
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>>64721559
>>64721562
How's he top ten if a lot of guys were more dominant than he was and didn't choke as often?
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>>64721562
>lebron
>top 5

o I am laffin
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>>64721588
>lot of guys were more dominant
There weren't a lot of guys more dominant than him at his prime tho

>>64721593
LeBrons peak was better than Kobes tho
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>>64721562

Give me your top 10, because I don't see it. Even if you put bird/magic and russell/wilt together to save spots, he's still barely top 10

For ex, this is mines:

1. MJ
2. KAJ
3. Wilt
4. Russell
5. Magic
6. Bird
7. Kobe
8. Duncan
9. Shaq
10. Hakeem
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>>64721618

>LeBrons peak was better than Kobes tho

No, objectively wrong. Efficient doesn't mean better, at his best Kobe (as well as TMac and maybe even Gilbert) were fucking unstoppable.

LeBron was always hampered by his inconsistent outside shot one year, or by his post game another year. Plus, his years in Miami dillude his achievements because he went out of his way to play with superstars unlike Kobe who was drafted to a shit Lakers team with no chemistry and Nick Van Exel who chucked the ball once he crossed mid court
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>>64721559
>top 10
>loses
>just borderline top 10

so youre saying if he makes the finals and loses, its worse than not making the finals at all?

>>64721562
seems silly to me. the only finals loss that was his fault was the second one. the first one they had no shot at winning, the 2nd one they should have won, the third and fourth they did win, the fifth d wade and bosh basically didnt exist, and the 6th love and kyrie literally werent playing and he still won 2 games against a historically good team. how is he a choker aside from some of his earlier years in cuckland and that first year with the heat?
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>>64721624
Not him but mine
1. MJ
2. Oscar
3. Magic
4. Kareem
5. Duncan
6. Bird
7. Russell
8. Hakeem
9. Stilt
10. Shaq
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>>64721650
youre right, kobe just got to play with shaq, better than any player lebum has ever played with, without even having to change teams. and oh, he wanted to change teams at one point. but kobe is just #soloyal
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>>64721708
Shaq never carried a team to a chip like Wade
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>bailed out of 2013 by ray allen
>winning in game 1 2014 finals then choking and cramping
>played like shit 2015 finals chucking because he can't shoot

yeah nah not top 10, sure as FUCK not too 5
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>>64721624
I don't feel like listing out my top 10. I would put lebron over kobe, bird, and probably duncan. Probably over magic and Hakeem too. Lebron is a lot better than you give credit to. There were a few years where he was damn near unstoppable. His 2 30 ppg seasons and his 2013 season were downright dominant

>>64721650
>he went out of his way to play with superstars
I mean I guess so. The cavs rosters were fucking awful dude. They weren't going to get better while he was there. They were always going to be terrible. The Lakers were lucky to get shaq/pau while he was there

>>64721652
I kinda agree. I think the first cavs chip team was fucking shit outside of him and mo will was average at best. The 2 heat loses suck tho, the first was shitty. The second loss was more eh because he was playing one of the best teams of all time. This last loss he had 2 injured stars against another GOAT team
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>>64721756
>lebron over duncan

fuck off retard
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>demarre carroll just had knee surgery
>no timetable for his return
at least we'll see more of based neck tat
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>>64721756
I wouldn't put Lebron over Bird, Lebron would never beat the showtime Lakers or Hakeem. He would not make it out the Eastern conference at that point in time

Duncan is ridiculous as well
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who's 2k ratings are going down this next year? Who's are going up?

Down
Kyrie Irving
Lebron James
Jrue Holiday
Dirk
Chris Paul
Lamarcus Aldridge
Danny Green
Carmelo Anthony
Kyle Korver
Jeff Teague
Ty Lawson
Dwight Howard


Up
Curry
Draymond Green
Klay
Kawhi Leonard
Okafor
D'angelo Russell
Towns
Wiggins
Porzingis
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>>64721650
this, and lebron's reign as best player in the league was shorter than kobe's.
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>>64721857
I think he would beat them. Not every year, but I'm sure he'd win a few chips in the 80s or the 90s if jordan didnt exist. It's not like Bird didn't also have a stacked team. The 2012-2013 season LeBron was just an absolutely ridiculous year.

Also "bailed out by Ray Allen" comments are so silly. Who put them in the position to tie that game by scoring 16 points in the 4th quarter? who scored 37 points including 5 3s in the game 7? LeBron won that series, Allen was a big part of it but you can't win an entire championship on one shot.
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>>64722152
>1 MVP

sure thing, champ
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>>64722168
>>64722187

oh look it's the clippers fan lebron cum slurping candian
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>>64721708

Except Kobe was drafted to LA without knowing Shaq was going to be there
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>>64722225
Lakers management was good enough to bring shaq and pau to the Lakers

Cavs management never got a single good player for lebron. That's the difference. They were never going to get any good players for him.
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>>64722225
yeah, Shaq came in 1996, same year Kobr was drafted. Kobe never had to leave because he had Shaq with him from the start. LeBron never got a shaq, so he left. This was after 7 years of trying to play with that shit team.

>>64722205
I'm a raptors fan you tard, any canadian who is a clippers fan is a massive cuck
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>>64721131
I probably do it 2-3 times a week if I'm going to the regular gym depending on what else I do. If i go to the boxing gym I'll only do it once because boxing workouts fuck you up and you need some serious recovery time/icing.

But I don't want to be a meathead, I just want lean, functional muscles for fast paced sports, so if you're looking to pack on mass stay away from these types of workouts.
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>>64722329

nahh your the clippers canadian who likes to delete his posts

nice try though

>>64722329
>>64722279


>LeBron never got a Shaq
>LeBron literally got a Shaq

sure he wasn't prime Shaq but why are you blaming Kobe for the fact that no one wanted to play in Cleveland???

>>64722187

Regular season MVPs are purely a popularity contest. Remember that it took years for Kobe's reputation to repair after the rape case, even though he was innocent, beta voters didn't want to be associated with him.

That's what a traditional white boy like that cuck Nash got MVPs while Kobe plotted his revenge in a underground lair somewhere in a hidden location
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>>64721678
>pre 1980 players
nice meme
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>>64722168
>if jordan didnt exist.
But Jordan does exist and Bird won in the stacked eastern conference in the 80s, Lebron would not get past Bird's Celtics, Jordan sure as hell did not
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>>64722498
>this Kobe dick riding delusion

Lmfao

Go check Kobe's regular season stats and check Lebrons. You win mvps by being the player that contributes the most to your team across all levels, not being a ball hogging chucker that drives away every good teammate he's had.

Btw when you leave a team and they immediately go from finals contender to bottom feeder, then instantly back to finals contender when you come back it speaks a lot louder than sitting around on a team dragging them to the bottom of the league with your inflated contract when you're complete shit/washed up as a player.

Don't worry, when all the Kobe craze (read: Shaq and pau doing the work Kobe getting the shine) wears off people will start to take note of the MVP disparity and accept how much better Lebron is.
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>>64722498
by a shaq I obviously mean a prime player who is top 10 all time by almost everyones estimate. Shaq wasn't just not in his prime, he was WAY out of it. I'm not blaming Kobe for it, I'm explaining why LeBron left and you can't compare him leaving and Kobe staying, their circumstances were way different.

I don't think Kobe was the "best in the game" longer than LeBron, I think LeBron's was a bit longer than Kobe, but I do think it's pretty close. LeBron had about 6 years in a row where he was clearly the best in the game, and a few where it was arguable.
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>>64722372
I feel you on the meathead bit, my body type is weight class powerlifter (wide back, qt legs, comparatively skinnier arms)

not a fan of the "functional muscles" rhetoric but you're /nba/ and therefore based by default. 2-3 week plyo stuff it is, thanks mang
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>>64722648

>mfw
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>>64722827

kek BTFO
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>>64722827
lmfao this blows any pro-lebron argument out of the fucking water

>lebron can't even count half of that

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>64722732
All I meant by that was I don't want to be someone who all they do is powerlift 5 days a week that can lift a boulder off the ground but can't jump 3 inches or sprint more than 15 seconds.

But yea anyone in /nba/ is 1000x more based than any other general
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>>64722926
You can do both.
Which position do you play as?
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>>64722827
>kobe still uses his fingers to count to 5

fucking negro "education"
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>>64722977
point guard

I'm not strong at all pretty weak Tbh, I'm just really fast and good at dribbling/shooting.
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>>64722926
gotcha man, the word "functional" triggers me is all. you're right, you can be an unhealthy slob but still be good at lifting. being lean is where it's at desu and it isn't even hard. thanks again for the plyo tips hopefully it helps my explosiveness
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>>64723071
You should lift.
You must be a manlet.
My PG isnt even 170cm, but hes a fucking TANK.
Hes the only dude in my team that didnt got injured the past 4 seasons.
He plays 30+ minutes per game.

Dont be that faggot at the gym that does bodyweight exercises.

Squat hard.
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Who can hope to stop this man?
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>>64723644
>dunks on LMA
>loses game
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>>64721552
>unironically gambling on kemba walker

I really wish these things were available in Europe. I'd make bank robbing retards like you.
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>>64723104
fa sho. Lemme kno how it goes.

>>64723549
I do lift, I'm just not a very strong person. And yeah I'm a manlet. Nothing wrong with using speed and skill negro.
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>>64723806
Strength is speed.
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>>64723846
not that guy but they're not mutually exclusive sperg
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>>64723846
Bullshit. Plenty of buff dudes that cant move for shit and plenty of speedsters that can get knocked over by the wind
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>>64723846
Explain Glen Davis and Corey Brewer then
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>>64716500
>I hate the Celtics
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>tfw barber fucked my hairline up
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>>64722072
>dirk
He is having a pretty decent year despite his age.
Also
>players that are going up
Winslow will have at least at 80 rating hugely due to his defense.
Bosh is the best player in the heat.
Eric Bledsoe (before injury)
Hassan whiteside (4.0 bpg plus rebounding and scoring)
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>>64724123
>going to the barbershop and not a stylist at a salon

You asked for it
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>>64724144
>autism
>>
SHE SUCKIN PUT ME IN A COMA
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>Europeans posting in /nba/

Absolutely fucking disgusting and I will not stand for it.
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>>64724291
calm down donald trump
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>>64724277
>young dolph is popular now

been bumping his shit since 2012

east atlanta memphis is a fucking FIRE mixtape
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>>64716532
even the wizards one?
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>>64716479
woke up on my born day im 20 its a blessing
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>>64724763
Mad you can't get in the great states Muhammad?
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>>64724799
Especially the wizards one, when John wall lays the pipe all over kyries Australian face
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>>64721536
he'd be like peyton
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>>64723750
>that flag
>this topic
>>
just found out the new guys, RAPTORS BTFO!

>m-muh muh lebron stopper

hshshhahhaahah
>>
>>64724944
He'll be back with a bionic knee to cuck lebron in due time
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>>64724149
>getting your hair cut by a bunch of inattentive women who spend more attention on chatting with each other than on you

nah.
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>>64724838
look everyone! he called a british guy Muhammad!! ahahahahahaha
holy fuck! the comedian!!

britain has 5% max of its population that is muslim. and it's not offensive calling someone that so fuck off with that garbage
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>>64725121
calm down nigel, relax, get some tea and a biscuit and go listen to the beatles or something.
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>>64725121
fuck off farook
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>the entire Dallas Mavericks team is listed as OUT tonight for rest
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chandler fagsons got hurt again, im dorpping him from fantasy, should i pick up tross (we out here) or brandon jennings?
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TIME TO ROSTER BAREA AND JAVALE MCGEE
>>64725196
Ross desu
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>>64725204

lol (kek)
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>>64721302
>tfw it's not
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should i roll with barton or rubio in my utility slot?
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>>64725390
i'd go with barton but thats cause i hate rubio.
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>>64725390
>withey instead of JAVAAALE MCGEEEE
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>>64719071
Small Forward+All Around and just get good. It's impossible to play every position with anything but your 2K skill. My 97 Overall SF averages 10 steals per game only because of my hundreds of hours spent on 2K.
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>>64725453
my favorite thing to yell

that and rROOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

along with

GGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why can't I make any open jumpers in mycareer

I don't understand what's going on. I've missed 10 the last game and I missed 5 so far this game
>>
>he isn't listening to boy george at the gym right now

shig

spurs win by 70 tonight
>>
cheap place for tickets? needa cop one for the pistons game tonight
>>
Drose is the mentally strongest player in the NBA, name someone who's stronger.
>Pro-tip: you can't, yeah that means not even kobe.
>>
>>64725648
ask the Andersons, they got tickets to the game.

>they are not sold out.
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>>64724937
keep on tossing away your money, degenerate.
>>
>>64725685
i dont even remember what website they were promoting

ticketmaster it is
>>
When are the Spurs playing the Warriors?
>>
>>64725700
SWEDEN VS CANADA!

WW3 WHEN?
>>
god damn ive been listening to 36 chambers on repeat for the past day

SHAME ON A NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN GAME ON A NIGGA
>>
>>64725700
Lmao fucking poorfag communist telling me what to do with my money. Run along kiddo kemba gonna drop 50 on that ass.
>>
>>64725743
>canada: sorry for causing ww3, is that alright eh?
>sweden: yes
>>
>>64725748
I did that when I was 15 do you want based non entry level recs
>>
give me a good stream for NY vs Miami. /sp/ save me please
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>>64725772
chill nigga ive been feeling nostalgic lately
>>
>>64725815
sorry I'm being a baby because my shoulder is fucked up and I'm mad at the world
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>>64722072
Clips playing well now. Deandre and Reddit probably go up
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>>64725786

League Pass nigga
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>>64716479
this is nice, we should do this more
>>
>>64725651
>gets baby injury
>forever cucked into being a beta player and sucking alpha male Jimmy G Bucket's semen
>>
I don't think the Cavaliers will win the championship this season bros...

I'm kinda panicking....
>>
>>64725883
i agree, would have been funnier if OP would have photoshopped a pic of hinkie in the pic he's holding or something.
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>tfw you realize ever since based Delly BTFO of Korver and Demarre last playoffs they've been playing like dogshit
>>
test
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>>64725917
what's your address I'll send you a gently worn spurs tshirt
>>
so senpaitachi who's gonna look after go wiz when they get shooked by the cavs tonight
>>
>>64726653
wall is gonna go off for 45 desu senpai
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>>64726827
This desu
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>>64726900
kill yourself
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>>64726885
>>64726885
>>64726885
game thread
>>
>>64726909
But I just got back together with my thiccie gf

I can't die until I see wall and Durant win a chip together next year
>>
>>64726909
he's already planning to do that after the game tbqh familia
>>
>>64726920
enjoy your 1 man thread
>>
>>64727010
>>64727010
Cavs @ Wiz game thread
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>>64726941
YES

MY DUDE YES

don't let your thiccie go ;-;

Spurs by 100!
>>
JOHN WALL DUNK ON THE CAVS!!!!

THE UNSHOOKENING HAPPENS NOW
>>
>kobe leads all players in all star votes

all according to schedule...
>>
any beginners guide to basketball or stuff to read into?

I watched a few games before and understand the rules..to some extend.

Links please
>>
>>64727207
coach nick videos are pretty good for understanding ball at a basic level. just watch games and get a feel for the flow. if you're looking for history Bill Simmons' book of basketball is a great primer
>>
>>64726900
the fuck is my man doing here
>>
Who do the Cavs have the best chances of beating in the finals, a historic offense or a historic defense if any?
>>
Someone make a pistons thread so I can have someone to talk to during the game
>>
Should the NBA MVP have to be a complete player and play at least serviceable defense?

Derrick Rose was the last MVP winner that played awful defense, though he did be improving since he won MVP and is better than cat used to be.
>>
>>64727306
they aren't beating the warriors and they sure as fuck aren't beating the spurs
>>
>>64727373
The literal criteria is "who can carry his team the hardest during the season".

Thats why LeBron won it so many times.
>>
>girl who I was hoping would flake is right outside of my place
>I'm high as shit and in loungewear
>might not get to watch the game

wew lad
>>
>Los Nets

is brooklyn serious with these jerseys?
>>
>>64727468
what happened? u talking bout jack?
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why did thibs get fired again?
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>>64727494
The Nets have jerseys that say "Los Nets" on them
>>
>>64727518
oh my bad, for some reason i read jerseys as injuries.
>>
>>64727494
it's Hispanic night gringo
>>
1. Curry
2. Westbrook
3. CP3
4. Lowry
5. Wall
>>
1. Harden
2. Butler
3. Derozan
4. Klay
5. Wade
>>
>>64727662
It's sad because at one point Wade was way better than all of them combined
>>
>>64727559
>>64727662
You're correct so far
>>
>>64727662
>Butler
>SG

Best meme in NBA history desu
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>Lakers "fans"
>Warriors "fans"

kik
>>
>>64727945
They are obviously just chinks on a vacation to cali. Gotta cop a bunch of shit on vacation nigguh
>>
Raptors cant even make fucking layups tonight.

Fuck this does someone have a spare Warriors jersey they can give me?
>>
God Dragic and Carmelo are so bad this season
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>>64728058
that would make you my gf
>>
>>64728071
>Dragic
don't remind me senpai, fucking up my line-up.

>>64728116
fucking gay as fuck
>>
>Lebron hitting 3 three's in a row
>>
>>64727207
Watch as much ball as you can (like actually watch and analyze what they're doing not just brainlessly watch) then go play at your nearest rec. Playing/emulating moves from good players is the best way to learn.
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>>64725204
>>
>>64727207
download and play 2k brother :^)
>>
i would suggest a utah spurs gamethread but i think im the only guy watching that
>>
>>64728058

Yeah it's been a pretty pathetic display, they just seem fucking tired and useless
>>
>>64728602
>not watching the team dirk nowitzki is on

disgrace to your countrymen, hitler would kill you by firing squad.
>>
>>64728620
They keep shooting 3s even though they missed 17 of them
>>
Drummond needs to get upset and take it out on the offense
>>
Is Porzingis already the NBA's white MVP?
>>
>>64728602
>Utah Spurs
>Germany in charge of linking teams to their correct geographic location

Lmao. Guess that's what happens when Euroboos try at anything other than keepawayball
>>
>>64728661
No Curry already is
>>
>>64728679
Curry is Vietnamese
>>
>>64728602
I'm watching it, but won't be here the whole game. Gonna be a laugher for the Spurs anyhow.
>>
>>64728691
>watching a game without the intent to finish it

For what purpose
>>
>Joe Johnson is getting paid more than LeBron and Curry

LMAO
>>
>>64728666
utah (jazz) - spurs as in playing against each other

better senpai?
>>
>>64728687

You are thinking of Blake Griffin.
>>
>>64728711
LMFAO BRUH DEAD
>>
>>64728706
Will finish game, won't be here onna forechins for all of it.
>>
>>64728715
wtf does utah have to do with jazz anyway?
>>
>>64728728
KEEP IT ONE HUNNID
>>
>>64728715
You either say Utah-San Antonio or Jazz-Spurs. Who in their right mind would mix the two in conversation?
>>
>>64728711
very original nigger

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/64539520/#q64549300
>>
>>64728687
There's not a Vietnamese alive taller than 5'7
That's just a fact
>>
>>64728744
Me?

But i get what you are saying will improve senpai
>>
>>64728750
sorry i stole your post bro
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>>64728774
keep it, it's all yours bro
>>
>>64728759
Love u, sorry if I came off a little rough there :/
>>
Boban is one huge nigga what the fuck man
>>
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>tfw I was right when I said Simmons is the new Manu
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>>64728774

That feel when you took Utah for +16. God they suck.
>>
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>the shitty of go wiztards
>>
is Aldridge not playing
>>
>>64728954
Rest
>>
>>64728982
damn Boban just got murdered
>white on white crime
>>
lopez with the circus shot and misses the free throw llmao
>>
West's midrange jumper is so fucking wet
>>
>all these empty seats in miami

holy shit
>>
McCallum is such a great fit for the Spurs

God damn will this team ever die?
>>
>>64729011
He got sat after that play, I bet Pop told him to dunk it harder next time to break the defends hand on the rim
>>
skip bayless and spurs fans need to fuck off with the " [insert name here] would be a great fit for the spurs". fuck the spurs.
>>
>>64729105
lebron would be a good fit for the spurs

coming off the bench for kawhi
>>
>>64729127
they would lose literally 0 games if this happened
>>
>>64729105
Literally any great player would be a good fit for the Spurs
>>
>the spurs playing ricky martin
lmao
>>
Demarcus Cousins would be a great fit for the Spurs.
>>
>>64729185
1st round exit doesn't require much
>>
FIRE EVERYONE
>>
In all honesty, Iman Shumpart would be a great fit for the Spurs.
>>
>>64729223
are you shook?
>>
>Knicks beat Atlanta twice, the Pistons and now the heat at their home turf after a back to back

/nba/....what is happening? Is NY going to compete again in the east?
>>
I think Trevor Ariza would be a great fit for the Spurs.
>>
>>64729247
>eastern conference
>>
>>64729223
expect the wiz to do some desperate move at the deadline.
>>
I think Joe Johnson would be a great fit for the Spurs.
>>
Tim Duncan would be a great fit for the Spurs
>>
>>64729265
East is making the west look like child's play this year sexy
>>
Shaq would've been a great fit for the Spurs 2bh
>>
fuck the knicks
>>
Timofey Mozgov would make a great fit for the Spurs.
>>
>>64729291
>east
top fucking kek
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>>64729268
>wiz trade for more 3 pt shooters
>>
>>64729300
>Heat


LMAO
>>
Steve Kerr would have been a great fit for the spurs
>>
Flip Saunders would have been a great fit for the Spurs.
>>
WHY ARENT WE UP BY 30
>>
Go pistons
>>
fuck, i shouldnt have said ne thing aboutthe spurs.
>>
Brent Barry would have been a great fit for the Spurs.
>>
>>64729335
Parker and Aldridge not playing, plus Kawhi only played like 10 minutes.
>>
Paul George would have been a great fit on the Spurs
>>
>>64729335
>>64729365
I mean it's pretty much the bench plus Duncan at this point.
>>
YOUTH ORCHESTRA TIME

TURN UP LADS
>>
HUMAN CIGAR BRUNO CABOCLO IS ABOUT TO CHECK IN THE GAME

I REPEAT

THE BRAZILIAN KEVIN DURANT IS ONLY 2 YEARS AWAY NOW
>>
>>64729414
literally who
>>
Pistons take the lead
Am I the only piston fan on /spee/?
>>
gf just texted me i guess we're broken up again... hold me /nba/ i feel very vulnerable right now
>>
>>64729430
The who?
>>
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>5-5 tonight

David West has been shooting a career best FG% this season, granted he only takes 5 shots a game

He's been a pretty good fit for the Spurs
>>
>>64729430
yes. If they make the playoffs you'll have a few fans to chat with next year based off of supply & demand bandwagon effects
>>
>>64729430
kek no family

there's bees and me
>>
>>64729438
How can you fuck up AGAIN? Stop being shook like John Wall was tonight
>>
>>64729438
There's literally billions more out there. Get your shit together m8
>>
>>64729438
post convo

your gf would make a great fit for the spurs, chubby pics all day, chubby pick n rolls, chubby pick n pops.
>>
>>64729438
:(((

I'm here for you bro. You've been there for my meltdowns so I got your back homie
>>
>>64729458
i guess she read this thread and saw the called me daddy thing she's pissed said im a creep
>>
>>64729430
>Pisstons take the lead
>all those phantom fouls and late as fuck whistles

this game is laughable, did the Celtics go home at half time?
>>
>>64729438
hang in there bro, just remember you'd be a great fit for the spurs
>>
>>64729474
go hit the weights bro. Then hit the nug after. Best way to loosen up
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>>64729474
>i guess she read this thread
>>
got 6 ipas left BRB
>>
>>64729494
kek
>>
>>64729474
Thats why you have to post as anon you retard. Why the fuck did she even come here in the first place? what the fuck man
>>
>>64729494
>>64729471

Ok so it looks like this is going to be one of those le memes that kind of half assed takes off after that guy lost his shit earlier, but will make a resurgence at the right time in a week or so and be fucking hilarious
>>
>>64729518
she found my history cache
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raptors win skrreeonk
>>64729438
cheer up bud, there's plenty of hi-test gfs for everyone. sorry about the wiz tho ahahahhahahah
>>
>>64729438
FALSE FLAGER


DESTROY THE INFIDELS AND THE LIARS
>>
I want 2 feel 4 u but the story isn't adding up. If she found your history she would read it right then and there and dumped you, but you said she broke up by text....
>>
>>64729518
Well, that and the fact that I have a hard time pleasing her with my below average 4.5" penis. Drinking now
>>
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>>64729536
>she found my history cache
were you browsing any porn?
>>
my bf broke up with me today

i called my mom but she wouldnt pick up her cell

damn i hate the wizards at the moment as well

wall is shook af
>>
>>64729568
>>64729577
fake go wiz exposed
>>
>>64729572
I really should get a trip desu

>>64729577
Why do hate me

Are you the le angry bulls fan
>>
All that tranny porn in my cache didn't help either.
>>
>>64729548
>poor power management
see:plugs on wall
>shells?
i dont like the beach
>radio?
its 2016 get an ipod
>perfume
doesnt shower
>tile floor
too cold for that, get carpet you pleb
>ears stretched
what are you? some sort of primitive tribeswoman?
>pill bottles
poorhealth, needs more vitamin c
literally only good thing about this girl is the laptop to watch NBA and shitpost.

FUCKING DROPPED!
>>
>>64729587
she saw all the blacked downloads, i proper fuck senpai bro
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>>64729568
>>64729577
>>64729588
>>64729589
>>64729600
I don't know who to believe anymore
>>
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>>64729608
>>
>>64729588
>wall is shook af
Do you blame him? He probably read the news that the NX is being released this year.
>>
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>mfw go wiz getting BTFO was brought to you by /RBL-SEE/
broshipped into the shadow eternal
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>64729647
well played rbl-c you are my daddy
>>
>>64729647
First curryspammer now me


My career is over. I'm gone /nba/ loved you guys
>>
>>64729647

if there's anything more gay than go wizards' porn cache, it's your gay af broship shit tbqhwyfam
>>
>>64729676
No don't leave I love u bro. Just make a private trip so this doesn't happen again
>>
>>64729608
>i dont like the beach
wtf how miserable do you have to be to dislike the beach
>>
>>64729694
Go wizards was Harry all along?!?!

THE PLOT THICKENS
>>
>>64729702
He's probably fat and doesn't like to expose his flabby body and/or doesn't like the heat.

Personally I would take a hike in the cold mountains over a beach trip.
>>
STANLEY JOHNSON
>>
>>64729706
is Canada a mod? the plot thickens
>>
>>64729677
This desu

>>64729702
Lake>>>>>>beach desu

Sand is gay

>>64729711
I agree
>>
>>64725685

He's our now, Canada. He's a good Minnesota boy
>>
Stanley Johnson is literally the next Jimmy Butler
>>
>>64729706
CANADIAN ASIAN MANLET WHO LIVES IN THE BAY BUT ROOTS FOR WASHINGTON THAT SPAMS CURRY. WHO JUST LOST HIS GF, AND IS UNDERAGE.
didnt mean to caps but to lazy to retype.
>>
>>64729702

mate, sand gets all over the fuckin place and when you get back to your hotel room or car or whatever, the sand goes everywhere

pool > beach tbqh
>>
DEEEETROIIIIT BASSKETBALLL
>>
>>64729740
>wanting to sit in a kids pee

Nah

Lake or bust tbfqh
>>
trade John Wall for Julius Randle. im drunk and yes i was the curryspamer
>>
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>>64729725
>Sand is gay
>>
>>64729758
dont deserve to be wiz fan tbqh go cheer for bucks
>>
>>64729740
m8...

before leaving the beach/getting into a car, you towel off your legs/feet to remove nearly all the sand. then get into a shower asap. problem solved.
>>
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Why do I hate Isiah Thomas's stupid smug face?
>>
>>64729706

Rbl twitter guy = go wizards = harry

7kt and spc exposed this long ago but no one wanted to believe it

Thank god the jannies and mods have cleaned up this general though, sometimes its a little much but curryposting is almost nothing compared to what it used to be

>tfw come home to knicks game
>tfw missed it
>tfw knicks won

Rather comfy desu

Who here /porzingis/? ROTY family
>>
BEACH TRIPS GETTING BTFO

MOUNTAIN/LAKE HIKING TRIPS REIGN SUPREME
>>
get your ass to my house or it's over you have 20 minutes or we're done
>>
wtf is morris doing
>>
>>64729788
What have they cleaned up? The Spudora summer was >our proudest moment since the heat/Mavs finals. It's literally just take the reigning champs' best player and make memes about them all summer
>>
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>>64729786
because your team is literally shook, or you just hate fun.

IT is cool.
>>
>>64729806
I'm drunk babe. Can you please use the strap on on me tonight?
>>
don't you ever post my text convos ever again. consider yourself warned
>>
>losing to the mavs bench
I knew brow was a meme
>>
how about them clippers
>>
>>64729873
>247


Ya blew it
>>
>>64729873
>247
>>
garlic bread
>>
>>64729883
>>64729893

sorry lads, i can't remember all our dank memes
>>
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Time to tank
>>
Fucking Celts laid an egg in the 2nd half. At least we got an exciting game.

>wiz4lyfe overexposed himself and made himself a target
it was a matter of time, really.
>>
I'm shook and i can't get up
>>
>>64729895
bitch bake us some cookies
>>
WHY ARENT WE UP BY 40
>>
ok /nba/ you won i'm shook and will never recover
>>
>>64729912
it's 287 bruh
>>
HIBBERT
FOR
THREE

Was pretty based, even it only lasted that night.

And when they dubbed the Inside crew over those guys going crazy and flipping the table, that was pretty fucking funny if anyone remembers that.
>>
>>64729954

thanks bro
>>
Suns are winning at the half? Hornets I am disappoint
>>
>>64730005
Ok this isn't even good trolling anymore
>>
>>64730005
how about you become a pure anon and stop this gay shit
>>
I'm about to smoke 2 blunts to myself

What should I listen to desu
>>
sup guy's i'm back did you miss me?
>>
>>64730039
your heartbeat
>>
>>64730039

>smoking weed
>not injecting
>>
>Pels beat mavs in Dallas against a fully healthy mavs team
>Mavs beat Pels in New Orleans without Dirk, Wes Matthews, DWill, or Zaza
???
>>
>>64730039
Lil ugly mane 3 sided tape part 1
>>
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Do I cash out before the Clippers game lads?
>>
>>64730098
Basketball reasons
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>>64730139
Well fuck it started already
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Shall I go get checkers lads?
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Detroit is extremely underrated, especially now that they have bj coming of the bench
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>Ibaka trying to dribble

>>64730173
is that shit any good? what places does their food compare to
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anyone got a cloppers stream? all im getting is this okc gaem
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>>64730229
Grinder's
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>>64730251
vipbox
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>>64730251
bruh League Pass is free until tomorrow
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>>64730251
it's gonna be a blowout anyway bruh
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>shaved and got a haircut for the first time in almost half a year today

i looked homeless before and now i just look like a baby.

there truly is no winning this game of life
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>>64730526
>shaved and got a haircut for a mates wedding after years of growing it
>got laid that night and the weekend after

Feels good to know that I was handsome all along.
>>
>>64730526
Grow out a small scruffy beard that's what I got to hide my sorta baby face

What hair cut do you have
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>blazers can't even get their roster correctly and much less tank correctly
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Westbrook to Lakers when lads? 2017?
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>>64730663
>implying
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C.J. McCollum was mistakenly put on the inactive list by coach Terry Stotts, so he will not play.
This is a weird one. McCollum went through warmups and even the team reporter said McCollum was active and starting. It's possible McCollum can't play because of a clerical error in the lineup sheet.

WHAT THE FUCK
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Do I keep goin lads? I can't stand the Clippers.
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>the city of Portland
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>>64730746
>C.J. McCollum is active and is expected to come off the bench on Wednesday.

> This is a mess. McCollum has started all of his active games this year, but there was a lot of talk of him being the sixth man. Maybe this is the start of a new role. Regardless, he's still a high-end fantasy asset.

> Crisis averted. McCollum should be ready to go, but we'll be watching his possible left shoulder ailment. Get him in your lineups tonight.
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>>64730759
keep going for maximum profit
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WHAT HAPPENED TO MCCOLLUMM WHERE IS MCCOLLUM?
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>CP3 giving friendly banter to young defender

What a good bloke
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JUST
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>>64730597
>>64730526

>2016
>not having the timeless classic "shorter fade on sides with top left longer to slick back" cut

Come on y'all. It feels a little weird at first, but bitches love it.
>>
DAILY FANTASY FAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT HAAHHAHAAHAHAHAH
>>
>>64730873
Yup I got shorter sides and I'm growing the top out which is brushed over to the right

Idk what I'll do to the top when it's longer tho
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>>64730858
Should've signed Westbrook
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>>64730858
>>64730805
Apparently Stotts messed up the paperwork on who is active before games and CJ accidentally got put on the inactive roster and you can't play someone already registered as inactive.

It sounds fucking retarded and probably a stealth tank move because Portland has been winning too much lately.
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Do you guys enjoy the schedule in the OP image? If there's interest, I'll do another one.

http://strawpoll.me/6470782
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what's your spirit animal? mine's Lebron
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>>64730964
>stealth tank move
It really is. This is the first time I've ever heard of a head coach making this rookie of a mistake.
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>>64730978
Hell yeah dude
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>>64731004
I doubt they would have beat the Clippers either way. Dame hasn't looked too good since returning from injury. It's funny though that Portland strings together a few wins when Dame was out and they come like a game out of the 8th seed and then an error like this happens out of no where.

I'm okay with losing though because fuck the 9th seed.
>>
>Allen Crabbe playing
>no Canadian in sight

FUCKING SHOOK
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>Lee and Conley out

This is gonna get ugly for the Grizz

>an error like this happens out of no where

I don't know man, some crazier tanking methods have come out the past several seasons.
>>
>>64731076
only us 90s kids will get this joke haha XD
>>
>>64731095
>>64731065
>>
What does Austin Rivers call his coach in front of the team?

"Coach" or "daddy"?
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>>64731102
More shook than the wizards desu
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>>64731144
momager
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>>64731144
I'm sure its coach but I wonder if Doc calls him "son" in timeout situations.

>"DJ, I want you to set a high pick here"
>"Chris, they'll double up on you so you create the decoy and run this line"
>"Blake, you stay down low and lock your man up"
>"Then JJ, you swing past him then past DJ and make the call to shoot or pass"
>"And son, I'm proud of you"
>"Lets go team!"
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>black ESPN LIES shirt caught on camera in second row
noice.
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>courtney lee 4 fantasy points and then gets injured
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>Doc: Hey austin.
>Austin:y-yeah dad?
>Doc:I fucked your mom LOL
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>>64731244
i heard Lebron calls blatt dad
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>>64731273
lel
>>
Who would you rather have on your team,
DeAndre Drummond or Andre Jordan?
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>>64731370
>Drummond
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>>64731370
Big Mac Biyombo
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>>64731370
Demarcus Smart
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>>64731370
>>64731385
Samefag much senpai?
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>>64731370
Drummond going forwarrd tbqh
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>>64731370

is this a meme?
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>>64731370
stephen davis
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Here you go mates, we still got about 50 posts to go so I don't want to start it yet
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>Memphis

Never seen a team quit on defense so hard. Adams has locked Gasol all night.
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Man uncle drew put on a fucking show tonight
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>>64731470

ill start it, i got you homie
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>>64731501
>against the shitty wiz
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>64731501
>against the shitty wiz
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>
>>64731470
You make these?
>>
Something seriously went down in this thread and I don't know what
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>>64731501
>against the shitty wiz
HUEHUEHUEHUE
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>>64731521
>>64731528
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>>64731470
>note: SPC vs RBL

kek good work anon
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new bread

>>64731545
>>64731545
>>64731545
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>>64731551
>>64731534
>>64731528
fuck off harry, u got exposed for being a curry dickk suking faggot , now u wanna fuk it up for based wiz bro
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>>64731533
>>64731533

That looks like 7kt's work, he's lurking in here

bitch ass nigga, when you going respond to my trade on the fantasy league? Steph for Kobe sounds fair!
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>Dirk is playing well
>Williams is coming back to form
>Zaza is piling up the double doubles
>Bench is getting better
>mix of nice young players and veterans
>Matthews is recovering at a really rapid rate, seriously

Thank you based Mark Cuban.
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>>64725685

Do you have the stencil for this? I'm seriously going to get this shirt made
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>>64732348
>impending first round exit
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