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New Zealand 182/4 (20 ov)
vs Sri Lanka

West Indies 330
Australia 63/0

BBL: Thunder vs Scorchers tonight
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trannyiel on pooicide watch
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who /gong/ here?
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why are women allowed to play cricket?
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>>64730630
/gong/ meetup when? I'll fly over
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>>64730655
reported
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CA on moral outrage watch
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This "threadcounter" faggot has become really insufferable since you guys tried to give him a "personality"
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FAZEER IS BACK LADS

>>64730651

How can he get a job if he can't leave his bedroom?

His "life" amounts to making threads >>64730570 and then /gong/ posting >>64730630
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>>64730655
why do people care about women getting involved in sport? i'm fine with them playing if they want, but why does there have to be a huge effort to encourage it?
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Lads I unironically think we should have an Auckland meetup at the T20 this weekend.

There are at least three of us right? Me, that one guy who said he was going and Daniel. Statscunt apparently is too but fuck him.
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>>64730693
Him causing the CWC final thread spam was his finest moment
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Should I lads?
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>>64730724
yeah that was fun
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requesting the NZ anon at the game gets a close up picture of the little Sri Lankan mascot guy
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>>64730570

Get a job threadcunt, holy fuck
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>>64730710
"equality"
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>>64730570

>your sitting at home
>your neighbour Holly sees you over the fence
>she yells out
>"hey anon, want to have a bat with me"
>what?
>"come on, anon. I'll be right over"
>holy shit
>get your dick out
>start start having a bat
>Holly walks in the door
>she's carrying her cricket gear
>"a-anon"
>there has been a misunderstanding
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>>64730711
>Statscunt apparently is too but fuck him.

Well I was keen but fuck you. I'm going with friends anyway.
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>>64730711

WHO are you?

Are you, dare I say it, based, elite, and muscular 3rd Kiwi?
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>>64730756
Diamonds right now m8
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>>64730756
>your
>start start

Fuck.
This is why you proof read, fagets.

>inb4 damage control
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>>64730779
its ok m8. you are drunk hey? :)
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>>64730756
does having a bat mean having a wank?
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hello lads. i once spent two weeks in new zealand once does that qualify me to post itt
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>>64730794
correct
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>>64730659
Pissup at the lighthouse then we'll hit up Steelers m8. You in?
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>>64730777
I'm a newfriend casual who doesn't have enough cricket watching friends.
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3rd Kiwi:
>Is the ONLY Kiwi who doesn't care about his "e-persona" and doesn't actively try and seek attention
>Is the ONLY Kiwi who doesn't have an inferiority complex
>Is the ONLY Kiwi who isn't a mental manlet
>Is the ONLY Kiwi who isn't a memespouter
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>>64730733
i thought you hated it daniel
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>>64730818
other kiwi is best kiwi
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>Chandimal, the meme, averages 14 in meme cricket

>>64730711
I was thinking about coming but not sure.
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>>64730802
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>>64730814
Sound like top tier spots. I'll book flights when we have the date.
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>>64730733
>XL

AMS on obesity watch
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Daily reminder Holly is the purer choice
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>>64730793

Yerp.
Was a bit dehydrated too from being outside in 31 degree heat, so it's hitting me fucking hard.
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/cric/ runs /nrl/ is accurate now tbqh. It has flipped and will be evident soon
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>>64730818
Stop giving him compliments and confidence like this.
Posts like this are EXACTLY what turned AMS and Statscunt into the insufferable faggots they are. You are just fueling his ego and eventually he'll start feeling the need to keep up his e-"""persona""".
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>>64730840
hi other kiwi
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>>64730859

Nah he won't because I forgot to add:

>3rd Kiwi is the ONLY Kiwi who isn't a teenager
>3rd Kiwi is the ONLY Kiwi who has a real job
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>>64730821
22
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>>64730802
No
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>>64730849
Sweet you can stay at mine as well
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>>64730857
Can't wait for the first 9s thread tbqh
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>>64730871
hi fucker
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>>64730859
>insufferable faggot

kys friend, I've been having muscular discussion for the past two days. I was giving the Saffer proper advice yesterday too.

Don't group me in with AyyyMS
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BOO-URNS
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>>64730859
It's funny because people call me AMS and I respond to it. except, that name was being used to describe the person who doxxed daniel.

Which isn't me.
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>>64730908

I was saying Burns
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>>64730854
Right on BSA
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>>64730906
The fact you even feel the need to reply to my post, to defend your invisible and anonymous """"persona"""" just proves my fucking point.
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>at the tab
>put bet on
>check it before i put it on
>put it on for the win
>meant to put it on for the place
>re do it
>it wins

oh well, could have been worse.
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>>64730906
>LE FUGG LE ORDISDICK MEENSBOWDER XD XD
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This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free-time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow-minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.

People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.

This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.

I'm not telling you to be yourself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.
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All of this salt, cause 3rd kiwi. we just did 2 wickets in 3 overs so why you so mad?
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was it racism?
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the old order change up meme

dont you wish australia had maxwell right now
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Reminder.
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>>64730914

Are you the one who posts the frog maymay and walkcunt posts?

That is AMS
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>r/cricket will continue to rate Burns
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>>64730859

NZ is completely irrelevant, prove me wrong
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>Mitchel Johnson in a Powerade ad

I wonder how the contract for that works with him quitting test match cricket.

>be powerade
>sign endorsement deal with a cricketer
>cricketer quits the most widely covered version of cricket
>return on investment btfo
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Anyone watching the ADHD format game?
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J ayyyyy suriya
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>>64730963
>not rating a technical rock like Bucky
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Covers are on

>>64730972

Same thing happened with Ponting and Swisse. But they're STILL going with that so it must have worked somehow.
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>>64730953

>behaves like that
>expects to be taken seriously as a journalist
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"You're here forever." 4chan is addictive, and many, if not the majority, of people who post here are deeply addicted. People can come up with justifications as to why 4chan is better than other internet communities, but no matter where you go you're basically reducing human interaction to internet comments.

It's like if I'm smoking ounces of weed a week and saying "at least I'm not a drunk." Don't try to justify what 4chan is, you're getting even less out of it if you do.

I'm a drunk. Does alcohol help me in some ways? Absolutely. Is it also a deleterious way of coping with life? Absolutely. Don't go out of your way to defend 4chan, it doesn't care about you.
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>>64730953
Yes.

The Australian media is purely white, and australia is historically racist.

I'm not trying to take the piss, but I honestly think they want the big black guy to fuck off because he doesn't fit the nice white guy image the BBL is trying to sell.

There isn't a single brown person in the australian cricket media
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>>64730906
I didn't used to lump you in with him, but he's right, you've become a massive faggot recently. It's basically ever since Daniel took off as a meme and you got bitterly jealous, your posts have been less and less interesting and more and more fucking memespouting angry seething garbage. That, combined with the fact that you are 28 and unironically talk about racial purity, just makes you sound like a complete knob. There was a time when I was unironically interested in meeting you irl but that time has long passed.
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>>64730984
>watching the pyjama game when the others have been total blowouts

i'd rather watch the rain delay thanks
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>>64730998

The reality is that she would never have gotten where she is without her looks.
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>>64730984

Im unironically watching the t20 but listening to Fazeer at the SCG (raining again) just because he is based as fuck
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>>64730972
like that shit would matter, people aren't going to forget who he is after a month, hell even ponting still does those multivitamin ads even though he retired three years ago
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Jayasuriya is gg no re xd

>Jayasuriya is in my phone dictionary, what.
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>>64730960
Yeah but it's been recently. Since the last NRL season.

Somebody else was being called it during the CWC, but I just took the name tag away from somebody else about 6 months ago
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>>64730984
yeah boult tearing it up with kind of poor deliveries desu
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is it just me or does Dave Warners kid look like Sonny Bill Williams?
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>>64731049
>AMS pretending to not be AMS so that daniel doesn't doxx him and ruin his life
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>>64731022
sick cunt
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>3rd wicket
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>>>/ck/7237307
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ahaha Rusty just got Doull so fucking shut down that he literally stopped mid-sentence
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>>64731061
OMG who gives a fuck.

>lel xd imma do ur nan xd
>no pls
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warner on statpadding watch
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>>64731019
>There was a time when I was unironically interested in meeting you irl but that time has long passed.

I have way too much at stake to ever reveal my true self to anyone on here. I only shitpost when I'm bored - wagecucking takes away too much of my energy to do it consistently.
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>>64731061
Ok, but he's looking in the wrong place.

I don't really care, but I'm just letting you know that your e-celebs are somewhat confused.

I'm not sure what happened to the poster formerly known as AMS. I think he's gone into hiding because he regrets doxxing daniel.
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>I'd rather watch a guaranteed rained out draw then an exciting Wallop20 match
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>>64731094
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If/when Warner gets this century, will it, dare I say it, be the most pointless century of all time?
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>>64731104
>I have way too much at stake
Well maybe if you didn't fucking post about racial supremacy then there would be nothing to hide you fucknugget
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>>64731108
>I think he's gone into hiding because he regrets doxxing daniel.

Yeah now that you mention it, he was a lot more coherent in his posting and had some semblance of a soul.

The one we call AMS now is just the same loser from /nrl/ who walkcunts with zero replies about 50 times a thread.
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Is Mitch playing for his career?
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>>64731121

>letting Best Marsh come out and statpad

Based Stove

>B-BUT SMITH IS A SHIT CAPTAIN

kys
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>>64731019
>ststsautist is 28 years old
AHAHA oh fuck kys my man
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HENREEEEEEEEEEE
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McClenagain-again-again on the bowl.

Gotta love the acc
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>>64731161

I'm 24, but nah believe everything you read on 4chan.
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Peter Nevill has gone this entire series without facing one ball

Has a no7 batsman EVER gone a 3 Test series without batting even ONCE?
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Mexican wave
>waaayyy
>it's going keep going
>JUMP UP!

Fuck this shit.
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>>64730818
I am LITERALLY the only New Zealand poster.
Daniel, Statsgook and AMS are products of my imagination, and you are all pawns, falling for my elaborate ruse. You are nothing but cockroaches to me.
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stove better send out GOATges next for some more padding
we can get him to a 90 career average surely
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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
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>>64731221

no you're not

sent less than 60 seconds
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>>64731206
>has a number 8 batsmen ever gone a whole series eating a different piece of fruit every lunchtime?

who cares
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>>64731194
Ah well. Thought you were about 16 so kys anyway faggot.
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>>64731221
Who are you classify me as in the three?
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>>64730724
Wasn't here for the CWC. What happened?
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>>64731152
No daniel, my posting style is incoherent to newcunts like you.

Most of the kiwis here are furious because they only started coming here since the CWC and don't understand the subtleties of classic 4chan posting. Quite a few of the aussies do though.

The fact that you are furious about a post not being a reddit-esque essay speaks volumes about your autism.
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If Gayle just did what Laura was doing he'd be accused of sexual harassment
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>last day of comfy rainy cold weather in Sydney
>next week is back to 35 degree days and normies boasting about the weather to their American friends on Normiebook
feels bad
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>>64731194
That's just as bad though

>>64731206
>an insightful and interesting statistic and not a shitpost

>>>/cricinfo/
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>>64731239
>>64731249
>>64731254
ahaha, I am LITERALLY replying to myself, and you Australian fools will fall for it. Continue to fall for my design.
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>>64731239

>(YOU)
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>>64731206

you should email KFC to suggest for today's trivia question
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>>64731221
How did you post 16sec after the previous post? Must have a 4chan premium pass. Sweet.
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Laura>Mel
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just burned my pizza lads
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reminder that this is literally turning into a nz containment thread
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>>64731221
But what exactly is your endgame?
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>>64731283
No Australian. U srs cunt?
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>>64731269
>>64731240
>>64731285

fuck this

I'm getting back on my boat to reddit
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>LE BINK DESD XDXD
How can Glenn live with himself?
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>>64731261
23

You guys are getting seriously bad at this, I've been in this thread the whole time and literally every single instance of calling me out has been wrong
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There is not one piece of information you know about me that is factually correct.
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>>64731298
why did you do that lad?
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>>64731308

>THIS is the type of person who tells me to fuck off to reddit
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>>64731324
You have access to the internet
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>>64731308
who is this muscular, handsome god?
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>>64731017
I'm unironically a /pol/ tier coloureds hater, and even I'm put off by the covert racist treatment of Gayle. Also, that cunt would've laughed it off if a blonde blue eyed white boy like Beaton or White said that
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>>64731298

Couldn't find your shovel to get it out of the Hangi in time?

>captcha related
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>>64731331
The box said to turn it to 220 but it was lying
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>>64731345
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What happened to Yvonne, /cric/?
See should replace Mel desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFPxSn69pcc
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can >we get a fucking wicket lads
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>>64731308
seriously how the fuck does everyone on /cric/ look so similar

you're all pastyfaced dweebs, fuck off
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>>64731308
george
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>>64731366
send the company an email. theyll do something for you.
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>be MacGraphs new wife
>he's still going on about his old dead wife

She must have pretty low self esteem to allow herself to be cuck queaned by a dead bitch
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>>64731379

BASED 3rd Kiwi

Daniel on suicide watch

Poodam on suicide watch

Saxshit on suicide watch
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>>64731379
It's 4Chan. None of us go outside.

>go boulty!
>McClenagain-again-again is bowling

Ffs
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>not at international level, Ian
>oh, sorry Simon

Fuck this where's based Mark Richardson
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>>64731267
Milne isn't a cunt though
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>>64731406
do you think seeing pink bat grips triggers her
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glenn mcgrath is the goat
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>>64731308
Nick?
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>>64731379
Who is it?
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>mcwideagain
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>>64731415
That was LITERALLY me, statscunt

kys
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>>64731440
No. Harrison.

>gg personal info dox inbound
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>>64731358
thats because a white guy isnt likely to rape her as soon as they're alone together.
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>haven't spoken for four months
>does this

She's literally more autistic than me, I'm telling you lads
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>>64731465

>Elliot Rodger calling anyone else a "dweeb"

K I L L
I
L
L

Y O U R
O
U
R

S E L F
E
L
F
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Why is /cric/ so much uglier and more beta than /afl/ and /nrl/?
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Lads, are Bitchwide and Mel a couple now?
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>wide, wide, wide
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>>64731435

>get in /poo/ for being killing african wildlife
>"b-but my wife had just died, that makes it ok"

nine eleven
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>>64731473
good job censoring your last name
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>bitchwide mc shit again
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>>64731495
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>>64731483

>le supreme gentleman

ebin :^)

Your pasty skin is how I KNOOOWW FOR A FACT you cunts do not play cricket.

t. tanned god
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>>64731415
So ur new gimmick is calling statschink 3rd kiwi? Pretty poor m8 apply yourself.
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>>64731494

>shiggies looks like the kinda slut that you see advertising to suck dicks on cracker
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>>64731473
AJAY ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>64731467
HAHA FOUND YOU
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>btfo by sodhi

embarrassing desu
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SODHI
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someone make a tennis thread
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>>64731505
I just do it because otherwise you get the personal info ban

>people here don't know who I am

come on
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>>64731473

I only date white women, I just have to pretend I don't have that preference.

So fucking stupid when you think leftists say its your choice with who you love provided you don't have racial preferences
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>almost got another
>shit lanka
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>>64731548
Why do you not have better privacy settings
Could it be that you actually WANT to be a pseudo e-celeb?
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>>64731564
>still not called pooicide squad
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>>64731526
STATSCUNT EXPOSED
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>>64731526
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK NO.

>totes legite chinese
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>>64731564
>tfw I'm too chicken shit to add my face
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>>64731294
laura would have loved a bit of the big bull bants
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>>64731422
I went outside. AMA
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>>64731568
Sodhi actually could be good as a meme cricket spinner. He has a googly and that's literally all you need to be good at T20 spinning

>>64731577
Need it for certain reasons, and I made all my posts pre-last year private.
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This thread isn't comfy.
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>>64731599
everyone already knows you went tramping m8
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Does cricket have the most retarded names?
>bunsen
>chinaman
>cow corner
>googly
>silly
>duck
>dolly
>mankad
>mullygrubber
>sticky wicket
>yorker
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>>64731599
Are you kill yet?
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>>64731599
When did you first realise you were gay?
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>/holly/ will never fuck you with her strap on, while calling you her little bitch

Why even live?
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>>64731599
what does ama mean?
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>>64731599
That's pretty awesome. Did you walk across that Indiana Jones bridge?
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>>64731620
This will fuck your mind but
>not Daniel
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>>64731599
Was it scary
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>>64731631
Ask me anything.
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I would fuck that ANZ bitch
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>walking around squirting people

nz t20 memes>>> aus t20 memes
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>>64731599

proxy off threadcunt
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>It's a give everyone a bowl innings
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>>64731623
No but was close to jumping
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>>64731629
What a goddess
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L
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>>64731622
Thank the British.
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>>64731659
It gets pretty hot tbf
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Uncomfortable fact: A team of ye olde cricket legends like Richie Benaud would lose to a modern professional womens team
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>>64731627
When your mum's moustache actually turned me on
>>64731631
Australian meat axe
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>>64731659
That sounds pretty annoying tbph
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>"so you want to hear Bulls on Parade anon? I'm not sure if I can play that"
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Munro on economy watch
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Hinter: me ≠ Harrison some Chinese bloke idk fuck off
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>>64731494
Is zerogoose related to Jonny Bairstow?
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>>64731636
This, I'm not a faggot that takes pictures on a tramp

(well except for this one, but that bridge was dank)
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>>64731699
You did take pictures you massive wank
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>the bad ball is sometimes not a bad ball in T20

That's because it's a load of shit mark
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>>64731635
Yep. That pic is from "the windows" in a tunnel.
>>64731637
Am still trembling
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>>64731636
>>64731699

>tramp

kys
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Anyone want to support my /kickstarter/ for the surgery?

>I'll take nude selfies for you when it's all finished
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Fucking extrcleglagan
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>>64731699
Very impolite of you Daniel.
It was a 3km walk.
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just did a poo lads
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>>64731649
thank you
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>>64731721
le walkabout
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>>64731744
>3km

come on lad my walk to uni is longer than that
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>>64731724
Get fucked.
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>all the faggots on cricketweb who highly rate mcclenaghan
just end yourselves
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Does anyone else genuinely worry for threadfriend? I hope you're doing fine, buddy.
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>>64731767

Only after the surgery, anon :^)
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>>64731766
Exactly. Not a "tramp."
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DJ "the music is so fucking shit"
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>76 off 43 to win
Doable surely.
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>>64731773

No not really

He is a 29 year old schizophrenic NEET who's unironic highlight of the year was fucking up the CWC final thread

Waste of oxygen
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>2016
>still manually running out a tarp

fucking plebs
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When /cric/ goes to the beach do you stare at topless qt's like a creep or is that just part of your culture that you don't care about.
>tfw I was 14 me and my cousin were at Manly beach taking pictures of all the topless women
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>>64731798
Fits the vibe of NZ then m8
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>>64731773
No, he's just doing it for effect because he has nothing else exciting in his life
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>>64731697
It's fine. No one gives a fuck which particular chink you are.
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>>64731810
I want to nurture him back to health 2bh
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>tfw no Ellyse gf
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Good day to play some cricket lads
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>>64731773
I'll fucking laugh the day he makes national news for exposing himself to Holly.
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>>64731817
I just wear my glasses and sit near them and get glances
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>>64731817
cheeky looks are fine
taking pictures will get you knocked out
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>shit lankas RR is rising
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>>64731858
>caring about the result of a meme20

Come on lad
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>>64731848

he can't even leave his house without having a panic attack

""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""" like him are literally the arguement for legal euthanasia
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l-let's just bowl boult
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>>64731810
If he's really mentally ill then i feel bad for him. Schizophrenia is no laughing matter. If he finds happiness here, good on him
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henny
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>>64731870
One day he'll escape and try and kidnap her. Just watch.
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>>64731848

>implying she wouldn't enjoy it
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PERERA THIS MOTHERFUCKER
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>>64731892
I think your stream may be a little behind
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>>64731888
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>>64731887

He better fucking invite me over when he does
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>discussing the tactics of bowling "good" full tosses

This semen slurping sport may not be for me lads
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>letting shit lanka come back from 4-42
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>threadfriend
Is this threadcounter?
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>>64731904
I know, this is embarassing.
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Why don't they bowl yorkers every ball desu senpai
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Is Threadfriend the guy that wanted to jerkoff on the picture of Holly when the ball dropped on New Years?
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>>64731840
Looks alright, nice view
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>>64731887

i dont doubt he'll try it, he's literally talked about doing exactly that

The other day he was posting webms of men sexually assaulting women in public and masturbating in public. He is literally perverted.

He's probably actually dangerous enough that someone should probably report him to the police. I just cant be arsed doing it.

>>64731872

I don't think he is. I think he just plays it up to 1) justify in his mind his own pathetic existence and 2) play up his "gimmick". he is a huge attention seeker. His "fame" on here is literally the highlight of his ""life"".
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>>64731915
they're trying lol
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poohdi
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>>64731920

yes
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>>64731934
>men sexually assaulting women in public and masturbating in public

>implying there's anything wrong with that
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>>64731659
How comfy is cricket in NZ? Sounds pretty comfy aside from the inferiority complex.
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>Boult has only over left

NICE "CAPTAINCY" WILLIAMSHIT REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>64731934
Was that him? It's falling into place now.
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>>64731973
>Sounds pretty comfy aside from the inferiority complex

Literally what
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>>64731980
>young talented batsmen make the best captains
When will this meme stop?
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>>64731934
>His "fame" on here is literally the highlight of his ""life"".

This. How many times does he bring up his schizophrenia just so he can talk about it?

Can't be arsed reporting him - it's not like it affects me anyways :^)
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>>64731984
fucks sake
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>>64731995
>australian criminal
literally who cares
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I just bought 2 bottles of red wine - 16 standard drinks - for $10 total. Now That's What I Call Value!
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sup Garold
>>64725480
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>>64731995
>Jetts
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>>64731995
Looks like an upstanding Christmas Island citizen
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Boult is unironically better at pyjama than Test

literally the reverse Warner
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>there are people in this thread who unironically care about the result of this game

How far we've come
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>>64731980

>me

Disregard that.
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>rent going up again
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if only boult could bowl another over ;_;
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>>64732015
>New Zealander
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>>64732026
warner is god m8, doesn't matter what format
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>>64732035
>>64732035
>being a rentcuck
>not living with your parents
>not enjoying free food, laundry and petrol

kek
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>>64732039
>commited a crime in aus
literally who cares
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I predict Warner will score a century

t. Reality Cunt
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>>64732018
>>64732018
ive got 72 standard drink for 22 dollars. step it up
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>>64732052
>free petrol
Do you use mummy's car?
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credit to mcglenshit, it was good fielding.
doesn't really make up for the bowling though...
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>>64731899

roastie
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>>64732052

>not being able fall asleep after fapping in the living room
>not being able to turn up the TV and shit with the door open so you don't miss the cricket
>not being able to do everything in the nude
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>>64732061
Impressive. how did you manage that one?
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Lads, I'm a fucking idiot.

Kane is bowling all the wildcards at the death because he wants them to get as much prep before the WC. He knows Boult and Southee will do it at the cup, but in case they get wallopped he needs his other players to step up.

Kane on GOAT captain watch.
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Has RC been banned?
>finally
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*farts*
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>>64732077
i can do all of that because my family are liberal nudists
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>>64732054
you should though. what he did was disgusting
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>>64732084
deported probably
Or the proxy servers are down
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>>64732052
chink detected
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>>64732084

no, he only turns up here at night.
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>>64732052
>free petrol
how?
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>>64732079
>t20 WC
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>>64732092
What?
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>>64732078
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>>64732092
I do. Fucking disgrace. South Auckland Maoris though.
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saw owen craigie down the shops

literally the only abbo i see around here
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>>64732115
Best be joking mate
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>>64732078
2 boxes of 5 litre goon. who ever said being an alcoholic was expensive?
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>>64732115
disappointed desu
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>>64732091
>your family allows to masturbate in the living rom

sure anon I believe you
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>>64732092
>you should though
hahaha "no"
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stop
bowling
down
leg
side
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>>64732092
>what he did was disgusting
>you in charge of handling the banter.
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>0-36
Come on
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>>64732107

He's a poorfag and doesn't own his own car, so borrows mummys, and never fills it up, because he's a poorfag
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>>64731995
Coward

>punching someone in the head from behind makes you a hard man
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>>64732135
stop
caring
about
t
20
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>>64732115
lol this homeless guy max that hangs around the station drinks the stuff with cordial
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>>64732115
Make sure you filter it through white bread first.
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If repeating digits then super over.
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>>64732107
daddy tops my car up :)
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just got an email from chris gayle lads
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This has been the worst period of cricket I can remember.

Seriously every fucking match is either a domestic T20 or an international T20. The tests haven't really been interesting either. The most interesting games to watch have "literally" been the Afghanistan vs Zimbabwe ODIs.
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>>64732191
ask for a drink did he?
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>>64732128

Shut up cunt, it's a good drop that is
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>>64732092

>P-P-P-PPLEASE DON'T HURT ME BIG STRONG NZGODS

kek

KEK

K E K
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>>64732115
Pretty nice with some tonic water
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>>64732176
>not whole grain
fucking fatty
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>>64732198
probably saying "don't blush baby".
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>>64732196
who are you tipping at this late stage?
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>switches proxy on
God what a faggot
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>>64731822
This.
He's not actually THAT mentally ill, he's just acting out to try and live up to his persona.
Every time you guys give someone a persona and identity, this happens.
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>>64732191

Ask him how big his dick is :^)
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BASED LE BEARD MAN
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>>64731995
Sleeper cell that was set off early.

We need more time to implant more sitalekis that we will soon detonate their one punch kill ability throughout poopeelia.
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aww yeah
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>>64732115
souffs supporter detected
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fuck this is a low quality game, even by t20 standards

>length balls every delivery
>"batsman" cant hit shit

its like watching the WBBL game
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>Warner on 98

Watch him get out now
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elliot on GOD watch
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>>64732233
Yeah, the bowling and SL's batting has been fucking village

SL have unironically bowled better than NZ
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tfw didn't think you'd get a chance to statpad in the test
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>>64732233
full tosses are the future of cricket
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>>64732233
this

>this one guy unironically posting about it like he's on reddit
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Should Australia declare on 200 just to try and get a result?
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BASED
FUCKING
BEARD
MAN

GODt ElliGOAT on Nobel Prize watch.
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what game is even one? im just here to shitpost ayy
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>>64732248
we baseball now
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>>64732218
Was always obvious NZ would win.
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>>64732241
>(You)
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>>64732196
Buy me a fish tank.
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>>64732261
>Smith
>declaring

Only if Nevill is on 99
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>>64732268
>always
you mean right now
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Shit Lanka on pooicide watch
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GRANT ELLIGOAT
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>>64731473
Daniel R Hay
lol
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>>64732291
just too bad there's none in chat you can personally abuse?
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>Elliot's dribbly 90kmh bowling
Good stuff
>>
GRANT ELLIGOD
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Boult could've finished it
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Why does /cric/ portray Reality Check as some sort of villain?
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>Holly will never lock you in a chastity cage, tease you with a body on body nude oil massage every night, and tell you she will only let you out when the West Indies wins

Why even live?
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>>64732274
Can't trust you not to poo in it.

>>64732278
Nah it was fairly predictable from the start.
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fuck warner is a manlet. he must be 5'10 at most
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>tfw the new zealand cricket board paid off the windies to perform shit so australia would be woefully underprepared for their tour here
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>>64732315
yeah best to just off yourself now lad
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>>64732245
>>64732248
>>64732256

Both of these teams will get pounded in the Wt20 if they play like this

IMO the best t20 teams are >us, India and Englel (unironically). >We would be clear favourites but without Starc it's alot more even and >we have no spinners. India have no death bowling but their batsman are good enough to win it for them. England's problem is they have no good t20 seamers, Ratshit will be really good in Indian conditions tho.
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>>64732318

>obsessed with height as an attractive feature

Sure does smell like America in here
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>>64732315
see >>64732222
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>>64732332
Dude dude dude

It's a t20 world cup

Who fucking cares
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>>64732318
he is a 5'7 midget, not even a manlet.
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>>64732318

would be more surprising if he wasn't a manlet desu
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>>64732330

Bit hard to off yourself when you're locked, anon :^)
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>>64732332
The WT20 is a literal coin flip, and always has been.
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fuck me lads
I was sitting behind this curry chick at a lecture today and she looked like a major fucking qt. But get this lads, when I looked closer her whole back was LITERALLY covered in hair.

what the fuck, how do curry men handle that shit?
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>>64732332

We're not getting out of group stages, unless India destroy Australia like last time. This is an objective fact. Even Pookistan might surprise us in spinning conditions.
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>>64732306
Pretty much.

Wouldn't mind bullying some brown people. Guess you'll have to do
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>>64732332
Literally Channel 9 Summer of Cricket: The Post
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>>64732332
aus will choke
screen cap this
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>>64732268
Buy me a fishtank
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>>64732353
I had a qt curry ex gf. her back was covered in hair but it was very thin hair, barely visible. didnt really care. it sounds a lot worse than it was. i'm sure the thickness of back hair varies between curries though
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>>64732353
how could you see her back
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>>64732353

Have you seen curry men?
Beggars can't be choosers
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>>64732376
"X-Ray" vision
or she was naked
nah what do u think mate?
>being this retarded
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>>64732372
did you ever shave her? did you ever tell her she looked like a fucking baboon?
>>
HOLDER DED

HOLDER ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>64730859
the popular and respected third kiwi has ONLY been revealed after a particularly muscular cricket opinion was posted under a NZ flag (normally an oxymoron) and is NOTHING like statsgook, Daniel or A. M. Spouter
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Is Rectify /cric/ approved?
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>>64732390
no, yes, but you cant tell
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>>64732368
Don the trip, earn my respect and you might end up with a marine tank of your own mate.

>>64732390
>LE FUG LE HAIRY WOMEN xD xD

I'm sure her hair wasn't that atrocious. Besides if you dated her you could always convince her to wax if it puts you off so much taking her from behind.
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>""""""""""""""Best""""""""""""" Marsh
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>>64732438
do currys have nice bums
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>>64732421
I rekt-ified ur mums butthole last night.
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>>64731379
I am LITERALLY handsome and muscular and have females REGULARLY complimenting me on my good looks and sharp sense of style
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>>64732438
oh lawdy now im hard. thats a nice one
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NO FUCK OFF
NOT NEVILL

YOU'RE RUINING THE RECORD STOVE YOU SHITHEAD
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>>64732468
>>
>>64732457
NEW TESTAMENT FROM REALITY CHRIST
HAIRY WOMEN ARE SEXY
SPREAD THE WORD
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Only Working Saturdays during uni holiday is the GOAT life decision
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>>64732438
>glasses on the bedside table

lel. Fucking nerd alert amirite.
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>Holly will never spend the entire day punching you in the balls while you watch the cricket, because you told her there aren't going to be any pink balls in the test today.
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>>64732488

cool story trannyiel
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This is a casual opinion here, but why wouldn't Smith choose to let the tail enders bat higher up the order, giving them experience that might come in handy for later tests?
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>>64732489

>ironically calling people nerds while posting on an anime discussion forum
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>>64731473
Fuck off Daniel, she's clearly trying to rekindle your friendship after you ignored her messages like a complete fucking cunt.

Seriously, you always post about how depressed you are and how no one invites you to shit, well it's pretty fucking obvious why that happens.
Fuck me, you are an irredeemable autist Whois ENTIRELY responsible for EVERY situation you find yourself in
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>>64732514

he LITERALLY is letting the guy who hasnt faced ONE BALL this series have a bat you dumbcunt
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>>64732487
That's "literally" not what I said at all. The fact is that beta as fuck faggot has probably never got laid in his life, so fucking a cute girl that has a bit of hair shouldn't be so much of an issue for him.
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>>64732513
24

>>64732519
I know she is lad I'm not actually autistic. I just don't give a shit about her anymore
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>>64732533
little bit worked up there. you need a few xanax i think.
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>>64732537
she's Hugh's game now
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>>64731682
No. Handsome and clean shaven Benaud was an excellent spinner. This is a FACT that has been PROVEN by recorded footage of his deliveries
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>>64732489
le "search the picture for things you can point out and speak negatively of in an attempt to undermine the person's post" well memed friend
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>>64731995
why his head so fucking big and square
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>>64732533
REALITY CHRIST THANK YOU FOR YOUR BLESSING
I WILL GO FORTH AND FUCK HAIRY SLAGS
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>>64732560
It's called being skuxx
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>>64731848
He's going to end up like that American guy who thought Taxi Driver was real life
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>>64732516
>being a nerd

What's your name? I want to know whether you were one of the kids I beat up in highschool.
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>>64732547
Not sure if I ever told you this but she "literally" friendzoned Hugh two years ago. As in, he was all "I think we would be good in a relationship" and she was like "lol go away". She's currently going for some guy way out of her league
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>>64732462
some of them, yes, some of them no. this one? not really. was a bit flat desu
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>>64732589
>What's your name? I want to know whether you were one of the kids I beat off in highschool.

FTFY
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>>64732594
If it helps you sleep at night
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>>64732598
Jesus, which subreddit are you a moderator of?
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>>64732376
She was wearing that overall denim meme outfit girls buy these days >>64732383
Lad I'm telling you this girl could choose ANY handsome intelligent white man, chink or BBC if it weren't for the back hair
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>>64732594
Based Ajay?
>the legend lives
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>>64732537
Then you're a GIANT fucking cunt Daniel
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>leave statpadding to me
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>>64732609
Nah another guy who she's had a crush on for a while. He evidently must have broken up with his girlfriend but I don't really know, I'm just kinda piecing together from the few bits of group chat I read.

I don't actually know if she ever met Ajay in person, she just posts his status updates in group chat
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>>64732594

which guy is it?

I feel as though this would be the natural next progression in the meme. It has been completely stale since the RWC
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>not letting Bradmangers statpad his average to 100
Fucking stove
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>>64732640
Chloe mixed things up a bit, but it's obvious Daniel fucked that up like a giant ducking autist
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>>64732624
I don't deny this. I still haven't told her about my job.
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Is having the name "Marsh" a free ticket to playing for Australia?
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>>64732669
M Marsh is unironically a better bowler than Boult or Southee right now
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>>64732659
I'm pretty sure she knows that you make coffees for your mum.
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>>64732657
Can we get our facts straight? The girl who I was somewhat interested in was not Chloe, although I did kinda fuck it up (especially given she actually made the first move), but I could potentially revive it, it wasn't a major fuck up.

Chloe's been in Australia for a month and I'm still not really sure if I want to pursue her. She's evidently into me.
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>Holly will never make you wear her panties because she thinks your tiny dick is more like a clit
>>
So Mmorsh was pretty disappointing in his debut as "3rd seamer"?
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>>64732669
why, is your last name Marsh? Welcome to the team m8, here's you're baggie green
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>>64732689
You are a sick individual, I regret standing up for you.
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>>64732689
>XD I AM LE MENTALLY ILL XD

fuck off.
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>>64732686
Send her my way lad
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>>64732686
Get her to send you her tits on facebook. don't just rush into it like a freak; start up a chat, talk about normie shit, if she's actually responding start asking shit like her outfit for the day (chicks actually like getting asked that shit), but not "what are you wearing?", and there progress from there
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>>64732686
>Chloe's been in Australia for a month and I'm still not really sure if I want to pursue her.

>cuckiel sperged out so she come to GOATstralia to get drilled by BIG STRONG AusGODS

KEK

YCMTSU

answer the question you faggot >>64732640
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>>64732686
>daniel completely drops ivana because he now has other options

Makes sense, but you're still a cunt.
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>>64732686
KEK

So you're the one who had a girl ask you to get coffee with her and then ran off to /cric/ for advice. I assumed that was handsome and witty 3rd kiwi, not you
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>Ave: 51.34

Williamshit on suicide watch
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>>64732659
Daniel, have you seen Back to the Future? I'm willing to help you laid:
>I get Ivana out on a date
>easily done, I'm pretty good-looking and charming
>I'll park up with her
>sexually force myself on her
>maybe rip her panties if she's wearing any
>you jump out of the bushes
>KTFO the bad guy
>get the girl
Easy.
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>declared

Lazy fucking cunts
They should dock their match fee for this
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>>64732640
Nah not spoiling too much. Besides, this is total conjecture, I don't actually know if there's a thing between them but there are hints that there is.

>>64732725
I still have to go back to uni, I'll see her then.

>>64732717
>Get her to send you her tits on facebook.
Brilliant advice, thanks.

>>64732732
>So you're the one who had a girl ask you to get coffee with her and then ran off to /cric/ for advice
No, at least not that I can remember
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>it's a latest developments in Daniel's love life thread
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>>64732767
>it's an indian post
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> An inevitable draw in Australia is bigger news on cricinfo than a close match in NZ

kek
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>burns, voges, marsh, nevill
who looking forward to fragile batting order on green swingbabby pitches here?
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>>64732791
fresh off /int/ are we?
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>>64732795
>ESPN
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>>64732767
How's your love life, pajeet?

>>64732744
I think it's fairly obvious that me wanting Ivana was a short-lived one-month long meme that grew out of isolation. As much as saying it is a meme, she would be far better as a friend than as anything more.

>>64732795
>real cricket is bigger news than fake cricket
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>>64732734
Williamson will unironically end his "in form" period soon and enter into a long career of averaging about what he was back 2012
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>>64732810
Spoken like a true beta.
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>>64732812

Williamshit on suicide watch
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>declare early for a draw

God what an insufferable faggot
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> Not letting Nevill statpad his average up to 30 or davey get a run a ball 150

Classic smoth
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Just called Triple J, lads
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>>64732810
Pajeet can just hop on a bus whenever he feels like a root
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>>64732764
>I don't care about her but I'll go running back to her the moment uni goes back and I realise I have no friends

Fucking neck yourself Daniel, I mean it.
You are LITERALLY a sociopathic cunt. I'm going to unironically beat you up the moment you step out onto the tarmac in Australia
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>>64732810
It's a bit mean to refer to all matches involving NZ as fake cricket
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>>64732830

it was pretty smart tbqh

>cant end game until 5pm
>declare @ 4:50pm so the game ends for the "changeover"
>guarantee Warner doesn't sperg out and ruin his average

Stove is a fucking elite captain
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why is Meme Shit such a bad captain?
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>>64732795
Cricinfo displays stories based on your location lad
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>Holly will never feed you a bottle of viagra, tie you up and lay you on your back, then use your "stump" to practice run outs
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>>64732840
>all this projecting
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>>64732561
What the hell is your problem? Are you "literally" 13 years old? Because that's how your post comes across.

>>64732717
This.

>>64732764
Pretty sure it sounds like you still want to fuck her brains out.

>>64732812
This, while his technique is solid, his hand eye coordination doesn't seem too great. He's not the most creative batsman I've seen either, so he will get figured out soon enough.
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>>64732855

>Americans go to cricinfo
>blank page
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Who got man of the match/series?
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>>64732857
kek
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>>64732810
>How's your love life, pajeet?
Literally nothing to show for. Went to a boy's school, ended up studying Mechanical engg which has exactly 2 girls in the class of 60. It's difficult to meet girls outside of school or work.
Thank Ganesha for arranged marriages though.
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>>64732857
>implying women can get direct hits
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>>64732871
>le pretend to be stupid
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>>64732871

When Americans log on, it asks them: "Indian or Paki?"

Then assigns accordingly
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>>64732840
Why do people hate Daniel so much? Is it just memeing, or is he genuinely a cunt?
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Holly posters need to be permabanned, holy fuck the blatant waifuism is cancer
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>>64732840
>bullying 20-year-old virgin weaklings
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>>64732868
Didn't you use to have Dr. in front of your trip?
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Tipping the Thunder in a "close" one tonight.
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>>64732892
>no fun allowed

pls anon, no bullying
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>the pink test at the Adelaide oval
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>em es Dhoni, and not Miss Dhoni

Channel 9 = pleb
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>>64732909
Sorry lad

Hope you have a nice day :^)
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>>64732868
>Pretty sure it sounds like you still want to fuck her brains out.
How? Have you seen her? Her best feature is unironically her personality.

>>64732876
Mecheng here too in case you didn't know. We've got about 25% girls which is pretty impressive. There are about 4 (four) that are attractive. Five at a push.
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>>64732852
Why would Warner be more likely to ruin his average here than in any other scenario? He was statpadding the fuck out and he killed it off
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>>64732905
Yeah I had that for a while when I was applying to go to med school. I was going to be a doctor just like my parents, but I got a promoted to an executive level. Who knows, maybe my life would have turned out for the better had I chosen a more noble pursuit.

I have fond memories of that time, mostly because I was with my gf then. So I'm going to bring it back now you brought it up. Might even help you guys out and start up a medical advice thread like I used to do.
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I hope Gayle bankrupts the shit out Fairfax

http://www.espncricinfo.com/big-bash-league-2015-16/content/story/959051.html?CMP=chrome

>>64732930

he was dropped like just 10 minutes before, he was giving less of a fuck once he got to 100
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>>64732863
>LE YOU ARE PROJECTING

Fuck off Daniel. Yes, I did use to be a pathetic little beta like you who cried about my sad and depressing life on 4chan, but I worked my way out of that and now enjoy a healthy and active social life with a diverse group of friends. I've LITERALLY tried to help you soany times over this last year and you just ignore EVERYTHING myself and others say and keep on making the same mistakes.
You ARE a pathetic shit and you WILL continue to be one unless you take some positive action, serving you seem to want to avoid at any cost
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>>64732871
>Americans go to cricinfo
>get shot
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4 PEOPLE STABBED IN MELBOURNE
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>>64732902
Everyone here is a mess to at least a certain level. My mess got exposed, and therefore everyone rampantly shits on my behind the wall of anonymity to make themselves feel better. They can see that I'm a mess (true), and while they probably concede that they themselves are a mess too, I can't see that, and therefore they use this as an opportunity to put themselves on a fake higher ground.

I do come off as a cunt sometimes though, but the guys I've met from here know otherwise.

Case in point >>64732949
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doing a goon lads
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>>64732924
Don't be coy mate, the fact that she is a plain jane and rejecting you is only making your penis harder. You would give anything to hate fuck her after all she put you through.
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>>64732942
The same advice threads where you called physiotherapy a scam and advocated seeing chiropractors, despite the COMPLETE and TOTAL lack of any medical evidence to back them up?
KEK
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>>64732957

Its in sunshine, who gives a shit
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