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England lead by 157 runs with 4 wickets remaining

West Indies 248/7

Upcoming Matches: (7/1)

New Zealand vs Sri Lanka T20

Sydney Thunder vs Perth Scorchers
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retarded pic for /cric/
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>>64718408
based. I appreciate your integrity mate.
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>>64718422

>>64718388

I had to
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>>64718408

worst /cric/ thread ever
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>>64718422
Should have contributed one then we wouldn't be in this mess

>MUH IMAGEBORG INDEGRIDY XDXD
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>>64718408
Who is this?
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>its a Cucktorian thread

goodnight
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Is Matthew Lloyd the GOAT full forward?
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>>64718422
Actually it's not. Did you know that Matthew Lloyd is not only a champion full forward, but a solid domestic cricket player?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEeSwJbnNTc

http://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket/matthew-lloyd-essendon-afl-legend-hits-century-for-bentleigh-ana/story-e6frf3g3-1227095816325

There was also a match at windy hill with Essendon (inc Lloyd) taking on 5 of the GOAT Australian test side. Can't find the link at the moment, but I was there and watched Matthew Lloyd's awesome fast bowling technique, and he was pretty handy with the bat too.
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>>64718407
They can't really complain about heritage though, if I remember correctly the original test matches were until both teams had been bowled out
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>>64718459
In modern times, I still put Lockett ahead of him, not by much though
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I go for GWS because i live in West Sydney
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>>64718471
Lockett's whole gimmick was to beat his defender up so badly he got scared of going near him. He wouldn't get away with that in Lloyd's era. He couldn't take a spectacular mark, drill shots on tough angles or play midfield like Lloyd could either.

Also Lloyd once 1v1 Carey down in the backline and beat the shit out of him.
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When will they stop cheating their way into the top 15?
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>>64718408
I hope your gay aussie sports start soon so that you guys can fuck off to your own threads.
Why does /cric/ have to entertain all the refugees from ded poomunities!
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>>64718490

and you 1v1 Lloyd that one time. And bested him, and gained his respect, and you became friends. Then you came up with one of the most famous advertisement campaigns in Australian history. Around the same time your sister was tragically murdered overseas. You were able to cite the eulogy in 15 different languages while Miranda Kerr seductively bit her lower lip from the congregation.
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>>64718490
>Lloyd beat Carey 1v1
>RC beat Lloyd 1v1
Be honest with me, if not for the terrible injury, how good a player would you have been? Which position?
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>>64718574
CHF. I think potentially I could have been Scott Lucas tier, except I don't have a disadvantage that he did.

When I was a kid I met him at a function and asked for his autograph. I said to him with a cheeky grin "I know what your weakness is." He smiled and said oh yeah what's that buddy. I said you can't turn on your right side. He was stunned and didn't know what to say but walk off. Naturally he turned away on his left.
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- /cric/ is a small community

- /cric/ is a static community. Sure, we'll have a temporary influx every Australian Summer or when England are winning, but it's basically the same core three of four dozen regulars who make up 80% of every thread

- For these reasons, literally anyone can become a /cric/ """"""""""celebrity"""""""""""" if they posted enough with trips. You could literally post 20 "now watch me may may"s a thread and nothing more using a tripcode, and keep doing it with trips for months and months, and people will come to recognise you

- Literally every /cric/ regular without a trip, no matter how autistic, pathetic, pseudo-intellectual or smug enough that they might be, has at some point realised this, and has made a conscious choice that even though they could devote hours of their lives a week to become a 4chan celeb, they'd rather achieve something better with their lives

- If you are a regular trip, you have made a choice to come specifically to a website known for its anonymous culture and irreverent attitude, and make a "username" and earn "karma", and expect respect for it. That says a fuckload about your desire for attention and your general priorities in life

- >>64718083 You're so seeeething and poorious that you forgot the pic, again
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>>64718459
>>64718471
Dunstall, lads
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>>64718876
>Naturally he turned away on his left.
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>>64718880
We get it, Obesitygoose. You're severely insecure about the attention RC gets.
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The only relevant TripGods were Josh Reynolds and Convict

>inb4 toon or pwnstar chime in with their boring opinions
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Is this the real fucking thread cunts?

Fucking hollyfag haters have ruined this poomunity
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>>64718993
JFBF on irrelevance watch
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>>64718876
Kek
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Reminder that GOATvict made the /sp/ tripfag hall of fame.

Reminder that this fact INFURIATES Obesitygoose.
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>>64717782
Not your autistic Australian friend
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Kek
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>>64719245
Heyfuckingzues mayne. At least someone in the media is acknowledging the obvious racism of this story
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>Amla
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>>64719431
rip
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>>64719431
made the right decision desu
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Should give the captaincy to a handsome and muscular black man desu
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>>64719504
Who's going to replace him though? AB clearly wouldn't want to do it and Faf (excluding his innings this game) is in shit form and needs to worry about his batting now.
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>>64719504
>>64719431

I checked Twitter, AB's captain for the rest of the tour.
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>>64719532
AB is a good captain and should have been captain after smith anyway but politics meant they gave it to the 'person of colour'
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>>64718876
Why does this story read so much like your encounter with Ponting?
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>>64719063
>/sp/ tripfag hall of fame
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>>64719586
He has a massive workload and apparently he's thinking about retiring from test cricket.
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>>64719779
but he won't be able to retire if they give him the captaincy full time, it's win win

>>64719765
it's a real thing sadly, connard just stuffed the ballot box one year
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>>64719779
I think he just said he's considering reducing his workload, so that might just be ODIs or whatever.
Regardless, this isn't exactly good for South Africa. de Villiers isn't going to be able to manage captaincy and du Plessis has enough to worry about his his batting, let alone captaincy. It was obvious Amla didn't want to captain after Smith retired, but was pressured into it because he was unironically one of the best choices at the time.
With Steyn and Philander kill, Morkel is unironically their only other senior player, and none of their newer guys are showing any of the hallmarks of a future captain.
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>>64719798
redpill me on Convict
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>>64719824
Yeah it's going to be a tough choice after the tour. If Dean Elgar has captained before in first class cricket, he could be one of the options.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA7aCGyhwCM

Just copped this ad, think they are trying to tell me something the cunts.
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>>64719830
Top tier tripfriend and a good 4chan friend of mine. Likes AFL, NRL and cricket, but mostly loves shilling his fantasy gimmick. He still posts here, you can detect him by some of the image macros and his posting style. He is a good egg, let me tell you a secret. Before Christmas 2014 I emailed him and offered to buy him a marine fish tank, something he would dream of having but his poorfag budget doesn't allow it, and half of his money goes on dope anyway. He declined my offer saying he would rather not, even though he "literally" knew I would shill out the money for him. He is the only person here I have offered to share my wealth with and he declined. Remarkable person.
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>>64719974
based RC looking after his mates, on ya lad
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>>64719974
>LE TRIP FREINDS XD XD
>LE ONLINE RELATIONSHIPS ON CHINESE SPORT IMAGE BOARD XD XD
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>>64719765
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>>64720130
posts like these are part of the reason I don't go around splashing cash to anyone here.
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>>64720183
Buy me a fish tank you weirdo
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What did you lads get for Xmas?

I got about $600 worth of Dick Smith vouchers. Going on a shopping spree tomorrow.
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>>64720512
I gave your mum 600 hours of Dick vouchers m8
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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
Also on struggling for relevance watch. Shame on you, threadcounter
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This whole Amla thing just seriously makes me wonder - why the fuck did he get the captaincy in the first place? And added to that, why the fuck did AB get the ODI captaincy? I can understand mixed captaincies in cases like England when Morgan isn't in the test team and Cook isn't in the ODI team but when Faf, Amla and AB are in all three teams and yet each are captain of one is just retarded as fuck
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Reminder that Indian kid who scored 1000 was literally no different than Bradman

Reminder that Bradman also statpadded for 25 years against a metaphorical bunch of 12 year olds who were just amateurs and had

Reminder that if YOU actually shill Statpadwoman's "achievements" in international cricket while getting offended over some kid statpadding in a meaningless high school game, YOU are bigoted and YOU are clearly holding a double standard where YOU would praise an Australian kid for doing the exact same thing as the curry kid because YOU ARE a one-eyed, hypocritical racist Ausfailian cricket bogan who wanks to a picture of Statpadwoman every single night.
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>>64722231
Noice
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>>64725167
he's not white
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>>64720512
lel good luck with that.

http://www.baka.com.au/business/dick-smith-accused-of-pumping-up-gift-voucher-sales-20160105-gm0432.html
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>>64725173
Bradman never played a T20 innings in his career so I don't rate him at all.
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>>64725173
Bradman wasn't a snot nosed rich indian kid though
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Bradman never faced 150km deliveries.
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>>64725173
Is statpadwoman Holly Ferling?
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someone make a cric thread, half of this is gayfl.
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>>64725351
>rich
KEK
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>>64725351
>Pranav Dhanawade, the 15-year-old son of an auto rickshaw driver, has shattered a record that stood for 117 years
>son of an auto rickshaw driver
>rich
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>>64725351
>indians

>rich
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>>64725351
No such thing as a rich indian you fucking faggot.
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>>64725461
t. insecure cumskin
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>Hales's test strike rate is unironically 37
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>>64725483
t. statschink
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>you will never statpad against children to scam your way into cricket scholarships
Say what you want, but this kid is a genius.
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>>64725173
Except Bradman was playing against the best in the world at the time, not some orphans
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>>64725508
There is literally no afl discussion in this thread though
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>>64725525
> bat's man
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>>64725530
>indentured labourers from the coalmines
>best in the world

KEK, it was a 2 nation sport AT BEST where everyone had day jobs and played cricket for bants.

You can NOT rate a SINGLE player who played before the 1960s.
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>>64725560
Right, so he was the best player in the world at his era
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>>64725525
The only "people" who hate him are ABIs and butthurt WAers who are just as mentally weak as Adam Voges and Shaun Marsh(who ironically did THE SAME THING against the West Indies) that CANNOT handle tough circumstances AT ALL.
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>>64725525
Looks about 32. Let's call him """"Mr. Indian Cricket""""
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>Rainstralia

What went wrong?
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>>64725191
They only do racial shit with black guys, not curries
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The the FUCK isn't there play?

I've been driving around all morning and its blue skies and sunshine everywhere
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>>64726564
No clue, it's sunny here in coogee. I have members cards & parking, reckon it's worth going?
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>>64725560
Do you think the best rugby players of the 1940s could hold their own against the best in the world today? Do you think Jesse Owens could beat Usain Bolt today? Hell, I learnt calculus when I was 16, Newton took decades to work out that shit, I must be smarter than him.

Everyone can only be as good as their era. The only fields of anything, not just sport, but literally any field, where there is no progress over time are dead fields.

Of course Bradman with 1940s era training, experience and coaching wouldn't beat professional cricketers today with today's training, experience and coaching. But has the thought occurred to you that maybe the reason cricket has developed to the point it has today is because players like Bradman, Sobers, Grimmett, Hammond, took it to (at that time) the next level of skill?
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Okay, here's the deal for all the BLOKES sharing the footage of that one time a woman hit on a man on TV and asking where the outrage is (E.g. Sunrise weather presenter Nuala Hafner hitting on the dude on the beach):

Women are subjected to harassment and discrimination almost every day of their lives. From walking to the shops, using public transport, drinking at a bar... just being out in fucking public around men.

Multiply that 'every day' scenario by an average of say, 20 years, and would you agree that it might wear a bit thin? You might even start to feel like a piece of meat, or that you're lesser in some way to men? Simply there to serve men's needs etc...

Then add the fact that they're underpaid when compared to men, beaten and killed weekly by men in domestic partnerships, and a plethora of other examples and scenarios on a daily basis where men exert their dominance over women. So when Chris Gayle is just 'having a bit of a muckaround with Mel', maybe think about the fact that Mel's been subjected to that shit her ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE.

How do I know? Because I've objectified women as a young male, and so have you (you're fucking lying if you say you haven't).

So you can shove that 'double-standards / selective outrage' shit right up your privileged male arses. Maybe try to add something constructive to the conversation and lead by example, especially if you're raising children. Add to the behavioral change all of us blokes need, rather than sharing this predictable bullshit male response, it's fucking embarrassing.
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>>64726881
what is the point in going?
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gonna netflix and chill today lads, what should I watch? I have getflix so can watch many regions around the world.
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>>64726956
i'm bored. apparently they are starting at 11:45
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>>64726945
Literally everyone gets that; we're pissed off that Gayle's been scapegoated. Yeah, there's sexism and sport and sexism in wider society, but fucking Gayle's off the cusp joke is a symptom, not that cause.

I just find it bs that Channel 10 came down so hard on Gayle and acted like they're crusading feminists, when they have a commentary box filled with three men, and gave the token woman a thirty second informal interview down on the side lines. Why isn't Mel a full time commentator if she's so great and has gotten to where she is just off her cricket knowledge?
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>Fazeer: This match is ruined. test cricket needs to get its thumb out of its arse, abandon this game and play a 50/50 game. Test cricket will die if it remains this rigid.

T R U T H B O M B S
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B
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>Highlights of >60 all out on Sky Sports
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>>64727053
Why don't we just guarantee 450 overs (90 * 5) in a test match before a draw? It's not exactly violating the principles of a timed match to add an extra day if the entire previous day was rained out, and it's not like the only boat back home is going to leave soon
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>>64726988
Seen Daredevil lad?
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>>64727099

Schedules and stuff. If there was a back-to-back Test match then it wouldn't be feasible because otherwise you could end up in a situation of 10 days of Test cricket in a row.

In a way the 5th day is an extra day because most Tests these days finish in 4 days unless they're on absolute roads.
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R8 my new form of cricket, lads:

- Innings are now 9 balls long. It is literally impossible to be bowled out
- You cannot be dismissed on a no ball, or any ball after that for the rest of the innings. No balls are worth 2 runs
- Any ball that is no going on the hit the stumps is a wide. Wides are worth 3 runs
- Wicket keepers are forbidden unless they have a strike rate over 120 when batting
- You may review any umpire's decision an unlimited number of times, but the umpire is allowed to kick you in the balls if you're wrong
- 0 fielders are allowed outside the circle, unless you are bowling bodyline, which is encouraged. There is a 8 run penalty for not following this rule
- All runs are now worth 10 runs
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>Warriors star Shaun Johnson tries it on with Caroline Wozniacki

Lads why isn't Shaun Johnson getting a fine?

He snuck into the Caroline Wozniaki press conference and basically raped her.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/league/news/article.cfm?c_id=79&objectid=11570472&ref=NZH_FBpage
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>>64727274

Autism/10
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Reminder that EVERY SINGLE spectator at the SCG today is doing it >for free
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autism: the thread
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Going to the NZ vs SL game today. Who else in /sp/?
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>>64727430

me
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>>64725286
Tricked
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>>64727430

Me tbhonest. Wanna grab a halal meal?
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>>64727430
going to the auckland one m8

This is objectively the best team they can play rn

Guptill
Ronchi
Williamson
Taylor
Worker
Anderson
Santner
Worst McCullum
Henry
Milne
Boult
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>Pattinson unironically got a haircut during a test match
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has a double declaration ever happened in first class cricket?
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>>64727483
>going to the auckland one m8
/cric/ meetup?
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>>64727496

Why does your flag have a red line under it?
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>Pattinson's haircut
New JUST haircut? Looks fucking awful desu senpai.
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>>64726988
how much does getflix cost ya m9?
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>>64727430
Nah went to the ODI. Can't be fucked going today.

You in the mount? Keen to catch a beer at astro?
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>>64727510

daniel did one of those and he was literally the only one who showed up
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>>64727348
Because Wozniacki is actually good at her craft and isn't employed on the basis of her slightly above average looks and lack of speech impediment unlike that insecure cunt Mel
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>>64727548

That wasn't a real meetup though that was some guy attempting to crash his lecture and pussying out.
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OH, OH OH OH OH OH OH
LET ME BE NOW
OH OH, LET ME BE

I WANNA BE HYPOCRITE
NO NO, DON'T WANNA BE GREEN NOW

Nothing prettier that a self-righteous liberal turn their back on their own principles after lecturing everyone else desu lab
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>620+ runs each
>It's a draw

Is test cricket, dare I say it, shit?
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the Hayne plane has landed lads
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The MCC confirmed that three patrons were ejected from last night’s match, but said that none of the trio’s evictions “were related to the display of signage”.

It did confirm that the signs were confiscated in accordance with Cricket Australia’s entry conditions that relate to “offensive signage”.

“At last night’s BBL match a small number of patrons were identified as displaying signs which related to the contentious Chris Gayle incident which took place earlier in the week,” a spokesperson told the Herald Sun on Thursday.

“In accordance with Cricket Australia’s Venue conditions of entry which prohibit the display of offensive signage, MCG security requested that the signs be removed from display. In instances where the patron did not comply with this request, the security representatives confiscated the signage.

“Patrons were not evicted for bringing in signage of this nature and overall the crowd on the night was well behaved.”

Another two patrons holding two signs reading “Don’t Blush Baby” – Gayle’s flirtatious comment to McLaughlin – also had their signs confiscated at the match, which the Stars claimed by eight wickets.
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>>>/wsg/890221
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>>64727631

>Auskeks
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>>64727631
Reddit: the cricketing board.
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>>64727653
Take an "Execute all muslims" sign to the nz game m8
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>>64727631
>#StandByGale and "Don't Blush Baby" are regarded as offensive signage
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>>64727653

ive honestly lost so much respect for CA over this

They've been WORSE than the media.

1) They're banning Gaylol from the BBL
2) They reprimanded the boss of the Renegades for defending Gaylol after Fairfax pulled that bullshit story out of their ass about Gayle sexually assaulting some "anonymous" woman

No one can defend Cucket Ausfailia after this
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>people genuinely suggesting the Windies should have declared overnight just to give Australia a miniscule chance of winning
Haha why the fuck would they do that?
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Reminder that I told you all England would win the series against South Africa, while you summer of cricket casuals laughed.
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>>64727631
>Wedding proposals could potentially be offensive signage

Damn
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>>64727631
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>>64727639
End your ""life"" saxshit
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>>64727693

that was me, and i was/am right

SA will win
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What happened with Chris Gayle?

I've been preoccupied with Fallout 4 the past week (got about 112 hours of play time in) and haven't been on 4chan or watched TV.

Also only just found out about dick Smith right now.
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>>64727693
Not sure why anyone would be surprised. SA literally can't win at home. They're the opposite of home-babbies. They're basically away-babbies.
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>>64727733

see >>64727639
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Why was the England vs South Africa match drawn?
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>>64727742
They lost against Australia in conditions similar to Australia, that's hardly awaybabbism
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>>64727772
Because a result wasn't achieved after the scheduled 5 days.
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why don't they just do ball tracking first rather than waste time with snicko and hotspot
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>>64727809
Dot the i's and cross the t's lad
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>>64727809
Depends on the situation.

It's just the standard procedure umpires follow I suppose and it helps paint a fuller picture of what happened.
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>>64727772

Because James Anderson was selected for the match.
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>>64727809

t. Chris Rogers

>>64727841

Yeah but in that situation it clearly struck outside off so they could have just gone to ball tracking and saved time, which is what Rogers was saying.
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>>64727842
This unironically

Why haven't the English selectors realised he's a homebabby yet? Betting a game on the slim chance that Blanderson will actually bother to try is dumb.
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>>64727832
>>64727841
yeah, but 95+% the balltracking confirms the decision. if balltracking is positive, then go back to the bat to confirm
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>>64727886
Good point, email the MCC
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>>64727876
>their best bowler in the West Indies
>their best bowler in the UAE
>their undisputed leader of the attack

come on lad, the next best option is Woakes
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>>64727886
Balltracking takes time to calculate, so they do hotspot and snickers during the wait.
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>>64727876

You can get away with one fairweather as fuck bowler in your team who doesn't want to work for his wickets (Bread) if he's quite skillful, which he is.

But you CANNOT play Bread and Blanderson (who is nowhere near as good as Bread) in the same team in the Southern Hemisphere. How fuck fuck haven't they figured that out after 5-0 ?

Finn has been by far their best bowler and it's literally just because he is a height babby. They need bowlers in that mould for these conditions. Woakes was doing far better than Anderson did because he has extra pace and also offers something with the bat.

Blanderson is a rabbit and drops catches as well now.
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>>64727922
cheers cunt, this makes sense. my autism is subdued for the moment
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>>64727919

Woakes LITERALLY did FAR better than Blanderson you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual.

>he thinks the puddings in the UAE & Windies are ANYTHING like South Africa

KNOW your stuff
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>>64727842
>le fug le blanderson xD

Cape Town is South Africa's most swingbabby track. Not England's fault the pitch ended up being a road.
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>>64727955
They can look at the pitch before naming the team
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>>64727954
Did he really? see >>64727955

Wokaes doesn't even swing it half as much now that he's gained pace. He's as innocuous as they get. If they had picked Plunkett it would be worth playing him ahead of Anderson, but they didn't, and Footitt is a risky option.
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>>64727955

>picking out the literally one good ball he bowled in that match when the ball was 2 overs old

kys

Anderson was horrible in that game and was a big reason why England failed to win the series.
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so what are our thoughts on o'keefe? I think he isn't attacking enough; bowls too full and doesn't get enough turn
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>>64727981
you fucking serious m8? He "literally" won them that game

http://www.espncricinfo.com/west-indies-v-england-2015/engine/current/match/766931.html
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>>64727974
>one good ball in one good series changes long standing behaviour

I bet you think Ashwin is good outside of the subcontinent
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>>64727974

Anderson can swing the ball for LITERALLY one MAYBE two overs with the new Kookaburra in dry and hot conditions. That is ALL he is in the team for.

Woakes offers more with the old ball because of his extra pace. He can bat and apparently he can field better as well now. I have no idea how goot or not Footitt is.

Even Stokes is unironically a better bowler than Blanderson in AUS/SA conditions.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3386023/Moment-Nuala-Hafner-asked-muscly-man-beach-single-live-national-TV-year-Chris-Gayle-chatted-Mel-McLaughlin.html
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based slats
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>>64727982
Bowls poorly flighted arm balls all day. There's no reason to play him when Australia's pace stocks are as strong as they are and the team has three unironic part time spinners
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>>64728001

Stop deflecting.

he averages over 38 with the ball in AUS and over 40 with the ball in SA over the course of his career.

He is as useless in the Southern hemisphere as Bitchwide was in England and Asia.
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>"you had this four corners program about how India is hyjacking the game. But it's hard for you Aussies to look in the mirror isn't it"

F A Z E E R
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T R U T H B O M B S
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B
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ACB'S ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>64728084
>can't even spell hijack

Neck yourself
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>>64728102
YOU are furious
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>Fuck Shane Watson!

What did he mean by this?
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post yfw Australia still win this
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>LE WINDIEZ SHOULD HAB LE DECLARRED XD XD
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>>64728001
>comparing a sub par Windian team to ABDV, du Plessis and Amla
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Fairly full oval today.
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>>64728179
>paying to watch PP play Sri Lanka in pyjama cricket AGAIN
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>that one aussie who keeps calling Anderson Blanderson

obsessed

Anderson isn't picked in these conditions for swing, it's for his consistent line and length
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>>64728179

>this passes as an internetional cricket venue in Poo Peeland

jesus christ that is disgusting

Even the Pissmanian ground holds like 17k and dwarfs that thing

>>64728215

trannyiel is a true patrician
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>>64728054
>He is as useless in the Southern hemisphere as Bitchwide was in England and Asia.

That's kinda my point though, if Australia wouldn't drop Bitchwide in England and New Zealand wouldn't drop Boult in the UAE, I don't fault England for picking their highest ever wicket taker. He's a Dukebabby for sure, but I challenge you to actually argue with a straight face that Woakes, with an average of over 50 played on proper English wickets, would have done better.

You don't drop the leader of your attack if the next best option is Jordan and Woakes. You do if you have Wood or Plunkett who can use the surface better.

>le stop le deflecting

I'm not, you made an incorrect statement and I corrected that. If anything, you're the one sidetracking.

>>64728178

He said Anderson was horrible in that match and I was proving him wrong. Nothing more.
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>>64728218
Line and length doesn't help much when you're dropping below 120 kph
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>>64728215
I think it's daniel.

I went to the odi. Watching from home today.
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What is Warnie going on about,is he disappointed that the Windies didn't declare?
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>>64728218
>it's for his consistent line and length

Fucking this. I cannot believe people don't see this. I'm sure I'll be accused of being an Anderson shill, but I'm really not - his role outside of England is to bowl tightly and wear the batsmen down while Broad and Finn attack. Completely different from his role in England. And he actually does do that for the most part. Even if he doesn't take wickets, he contains.
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Why does Danny Boy look like that Making of a Murderer guy?
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>>64728262
Warne gets salty whenever Australia are put in a position where they can't win
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>>64728218
kek

KEK

K E K

Nice "line" and nice "length" >you have there
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>>64728228
I know it's very easy to spout >le postage grounds, but there's a proper reason why NZC are moving the majority of games to these tiny areas. They're looking to grow the game far more in the heartland than just have a few feeder colleges in Auckland and Christchurch.

Sure, the capacity is small and the boundaries tiny, but the people over there are actually making an effort to watch the cricket and get involved, and that's the only way we can improve our standard.
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>>64728279
>I'm sure I'll be accused of being an Anderson shill

We won't, a shill is under the thought of pushing an agenda they know serves a purpose for some party. I believe that you are genuinely stupid enough to believe it
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>>64728339
Where do you bat?
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>>64728339
The bay oval is hugely important for NZ cricket too. BOP is a hotbed of talent right now that needs a decent ground and exposure to internationals.
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>>64728339

fair enough then

I would have liked to have seen more CWC played at regional venues like Albury rather than fucking having Ireland and the UAE playing infront of the fucking empty Adelaide oval and shit
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Is this the worst test of all time?
Thinking about watching the wallop20 over this
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>>64728316
Anderson averaged mid-30s even including England in his early career. It's why his career average is barely below 30 even now.

In recent years his average is a lot better.
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>>64728409
I'd watch T20 over a test anyday.

Tests are BORING AF
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>>64728384
>I would have liked to have seen more CWC played at regional venues like Albury rather than fucking having Ireland and the UAE playing infront of the fucking empty Adelaide oval and shit

Yeah, some of the Associate games were based because of the crowd support because they had them in bumfuck Nelson and some schools got the day off.

They were literally giving little kids UAE and Bangladesh flags and jumpers and assigning them teams to root for and it actually worked. IIRC Bangladesh/Scotland was a pretty close game and the crowd got fully involved. It helps when you have those irrelevant games in literally where towns that have nothing better to do.

>>64728364
Yeah, especially when half of the national team is from Northern Districts.
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>>64728409
There's an ODI on lad
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>>64728364
Exactly. Williamson is a hell of a player.

Also >>64728228
>"full house"
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>Elliott back

B A S E D
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>>64728419

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

YOU are on furious damage control and suicide watch

He is UTTERLY useless away from home
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>>64728452
pretty sure there's only T20 NZ vs SL
what ODI?
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Will Coriander Son score a century?
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>>64728491
Right, what fucking row do I look at?
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>this fucking OP

Get the Hollyposter back tbqh
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>>64728491
>LE LOOG AD THEES MEENINGLESS NUMBERS
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>>64728506

average is the 43.92, 24.86 etc

strike rate is the 81.6, 51.4 etc
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>it's a Glenn McGrath's dead wife appreciation day get's washed out episode
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>>64728419
In recent years at England. Did you see him bowl the las time he came over here? If Anderson doesn't get immediate swing he gives up and bowls nothing but 125 kph pies. Compare that to guys like Steyn or Harris who would work conditions to their advantage. Hell, fucking Siddle is better than Anderson out of England
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>>64728491
>He is UTTERLY useless away from home

Anderson is a meme, he's actually phenomenally good in the most hostile environment for quicks(the UAE) and pretty good in Asia, but sucks in the more seamer-friendly areas, including New Zealand.

Apart from 2010/11 he has never properly figured out how to bowl with a Kookaburra ball.
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>>64728538

Reminder that McGrath's cricket "Career" is the reason why she died.

Spending all of that time in the sun gave her cancer.
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>>64728532

>these stats completely disprove his claim that Anderson has been good in the last few years
>they are "meaningless"

pick one

It's funny how YOU are on furious damage control aswell. YOU aren't een English and you are LITERALLY furious that I'm exposing Blanderson for the homebabby that he is.
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>the shittest disguised doosra I've ever seen
Hahahaha he just walks up and bowls a leggy! The absolute madman!
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Santner should wear his glasses on the field.
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>>64728535
For any mode of cricket, that's pretty poor.
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>>64728538
>>64728558

Friendly reminder that Glenn McGrath tried to bant but got blown the fuck out into literal tears by a currynig manlet.

Friendly reminder that McGrath remarried within a year but still milks his dead wife's memory.

Friendly reminder that McGrath used the money he made from exploiting his wife's death to hunt and shoot innocent endangered animals in Africa.

Do NOT buy into McGrath's lies.
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>>64728558
Did she have her tits out?
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>>64728568
No, you just can't see what the columns represent because you cropped it out
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>>64728558
Now she's fucking haunting the test so it gets rained out every year.
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>>64728506
Can you hold up a #Dontblushbaby sign so we see you on TV Daniel?
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>>64728590
>but got blown the fuck out into literal tears by a currynig manlet.

talking about this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6OIgxnO5-s

Whatever happened to Sarwan anyway? he isnt even old
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>>64728590
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>>64728518
Embrace him.
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>>64728612
That's the one.

I genuinely don't know, his stats are still better than everyone else bar Bravo and he would still walk into the team.

He can't be any worse than Samuels.
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>>64728629
>b-b-b-but i was sad because my wife died :(

fucking disgusting
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>>64728605
Sitting in front of the main screen, slight left and a tad down
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>>64728645

if memory serves; the last series he played was WIvIND 2011(?) and he was badly out of form.

But he wasn't dropped because of form, he was dropped along with Gayle and Chanders because the senior players had their annual dispute with the board. Only Gayle then went to the IPLeL and made the WICB look silly whereas Sarwan never really knocked the door down with domestic scores to get back in.
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>>64728685
Is that you Trannyiel?
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>>64728685
Noice.

Surprised there are still so many at the Mount Tbh, thought they'd all fuck off after New Year's. I've never actually been up there, what do you do for fun?
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>this "uniform"
>williamson opening
Don't even know what to think
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>>64728685

>Texas

P..P..P..PLEASE NOTICE ME BIG STRONG AMERICANS
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>these biege uniforms
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Why would the PP's start a t20 @ 3pm?

nonsensical
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>>64728708
Williamson should be opening, there's no point batting him at 3 in T20s.
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>>64728491
>2.20 economy
>useless

bet you also think that any bowler who can't bowl 147kph+ is useless
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>>64728704
Not him but, surf and do beach stuff in the beach side.

Boat, fish and waterski in the pilot bay harbour side.

Quite a few music events. Always stuff happening at brewers bar, six60 and Diaz Grimm show tomorrow. Bay Dreams the other day.

Generally just chill out and go to the local bars and restaurants.
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remind me why o'keefe exists
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>>64728740
The Oval doesn't have floodlights.

There are "literally" 3 grounds in New Zealand where you can play D/N cricket.

YCMTSU
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>those fucking uniforms
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>>64728712
This, we should be buying NRL and BBL merch to pander to the AusGODs
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>>64728695
That seat yes.
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>>64728758


KEK

Even fucking MANUKA has floodlights

kek

KEK
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>>64728753
Sounds comfy

What are the demographics like, usually families or younger people?
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>>64728634
absolutely elite
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>>64728758
They'll probably get some in by next summer.

They were getting signatures for a petition when I was there the other day.
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>it's a Guptill statpads against Sri Lanka episode
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>>64728771
Manuka?

>>64728773
Tickets are like 30$, so families mostly. Just me and father
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could NZ or SL T20 side beat the beat BBL team?
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post yfw the SLvNZ t20 gets called off for bad light
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KEK

I hope they wear this to the meme cup
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>>64728800
Go say hi to daniel he's at the same ground la'
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>>64728773
Good mix of both yeah. It's defo the best place to go for summer for mine, good if you hire out a bach with mates or family.

Don't do NYE on mount beach though, too many maori scumbags about. The rest of the time it's great.
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>>64728800

The ground in Canberra

They've built it up in the last few years and there was even talk that Canberra might steal Hobart's Test match, but that's probably unlikely because of muh state associations.
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http://www.theroar.com.au/2016/01/07/spiro-case-porn-watching-reporter-mcg/
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>>64728771

ODI at the GC when?
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>>64728809
No need to be sour that your country is such a rainy shit hole
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Warrican is unironically good
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>>64728818
Ware u at
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Guptill wasting no time with the memes
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>>64728832
>ruining a writer's career to pander to left wing media

And to think I liked Russell Jackson.
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>>64728839
>this flag
>this post

it's a 40 C scorcher here daniel
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>>64728839

>rains constantly for 5 days and ruins the "Test" ""match""
>clears up just in time for the Based Bash game

KEK

"Test" "'"cricket"" on suicide watch
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Anybody just see that groundsman get one handed?
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>>64728864
>here

kiss your sister gatecuck

Your shit "city" is not representative of real Australia
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>>64728832
I don't understand what the problem is.

The Porn stars are consenting adults and so is he.

Maybe his employer won't like it but it's not our business in any way.
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>Guptill 25 (9)
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>>64728864
>scorcher
>le i'll throw in my t20 team's name so big strong daniel remembers to watch le based bash league

kys gatecuck, why don't you post more of Western Australia's "scenery" again
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>that woman sitting on the hill wearing a cricket helmet

kek
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>>64728868
This is why I don't buy tickets to tests.

I but T20 tickets well in advance though in case the match sells out.
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>be the greatest batsman of all time
>get runs through meme edges in the easiest format
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Y-y-eah, that s-shot w-was intentional y-yeah
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>>64728921
>the greatest batsman of all time
>my literal face when
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>>64728907
She doesn't want to get Hughsyed
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>>64728940
>statpadwoman
>good
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>bane
>good at memewalloping
statscunt on suicide watch
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Laura>Mel
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>>64728921
>>64728940
>
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/cricketer-matthew-hobden-fell-asleep-7128423

>having a good NYE with the lads
>take a cheeky nap
>turn over and die
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>[noun/person]
>[current observation]

[individual/group] on [exaggerated noun] watch
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name a better captain
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>>64728970
>brown guy with a white daughter
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wasnt daniel ranting about how shit t20 was last week and how much he hates it?

and now he is paying to watch one. Tip top kek.
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>>64728985
[derisive laugh]
[pause]
[louder derisive laugh]
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>>64728992
story?
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>>64728980
>on the roof looking at stars
He was probably on LSD.
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>kane
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>>64729017

He has fallen to the power of the dark side
>>
Guptill
Worker
Memero
Taylor
Elliott
Anderson
Ronchi
Santner
Southee
Milne
Boult

Tbh
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>>64729020
Border got furious if anyone looked like they weren't trying hard enough

He LITERALLY made Dean Jones stay at the crease instead of retiring on 110 in 86, despite the fact it was over 40 C and the poor guy could barely move and was vomiting and pissing himself
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>>64729049
>southee
Retarted
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why the fuck did MemeCullum retire BEFORE the WorldWallop20?

It's the only format he is good at, he plays everything like a t20 anyway and then quits just before the only t20's that even matter.
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>>64729049
>Australia's fifth best wicketkeeper LITERALLY walked into the PP ODI squad
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>>64729086
can;t outmeme McMeme
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>>64729086
In his ultimate act of politeness he denied New Zealand a full strength squad as to make the playing field more fair
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>>64729086
it's annoying given that it's the only format he's unrionically one of the best ever in

wants to retire in front of a homecrowd and spent time with the kids or some bull
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>>64729088
No one wants him there, but the management will NOT blood a new keeper until after the meme20 WC.
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Kane "The GOAT" GOATiamson
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Guptill > Finch

Discuss.
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>>64729088

>fifth

that's generous. He got dropped by WA, that's why he went to PP in the first place.

He's certainly worse than Ludeman, Dunk, Paine, Handscomb, Haddin, Wade, Peirson, Whiteman

So I count atleast 8(EIGHT) who are better than him. And that's only meme cricket, in real cricket (he has played Test cricket for PP) you add guys like Nevill & Hartley to the list.
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IPL contracts:

Coriander Son: >$900,000
Kane Williamson: <$150,000
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I fucking hate the sounds of NZ kids talking. It's a wishwash of all the pitches.
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>>64729142

Shane Watson: $0

kek

KEK
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>>64729165
That's still too much for Shane Watson.
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>>64729165

LE
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>>64729138
>>64729088
>yfw ronchi had been averaging 10 in ODIs since his 170 against Memelanka in early 2014
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>>64728992
http://www.theroar.com.au/2016/01/07/steve-smiths-border-esque-rebuild/
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>LE SMASHES IT OUT OF LE HOBBIT SIZED GROUNDS MAN
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>How do you want your jersey senpai?
>Just put my Test batting average on the back senpai
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>>64729165
FUGG
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This kid won't sit the fuck down. FML.
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The Scorchers would literally destroy both of these "teams"
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Textbook french cut.
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>>64729237
Kick his fucking fat head in bro
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>>64729259
Shit Lanka is the T20 world champions m8
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>>64729264
Kiwi resolutions to violence kek
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FAZEER
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>>64729259
Are the Scorchers considered the best team or is it the Thunder,Renegades or Stars?
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>>64729287

And the guys who made them "world champions" are playing in the Based Bash
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When I was raised in middle class England (which was quite into cricket), no one actually considered Bradman the greatest of all time (despite acknowledging his ridiculous average), simply because you can't compare the amateur early 20th century dynamics to the modern game.

Imagine my surprise when I learnt that Australians actually consider him a GOAT sportsman.

>mfw
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>>64729237
>taking pictures of children to post on an anime image board

daniel ltd.
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>>64729287
i look forward to shitposting with /cric/ when the netherlands beat england again
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>>64729138
Whiteman, pierson and Paine aren't better meme cricketers than ronchi
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>>64729317
The Brisbane Heat are the best team by far.
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>>64729237
>being this much of a manlet

top fucking kek

>antiel
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>>64729319
banned from the based bash***
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>>64729308

FUCK I missed him

He is legit the best cricket commentator I've ever heard

>>64729317

Scorchers have been in the finals every single season and have won the last two comps.

Stars are perennial chokers. Get to the semi-finals every year then implode. The South Africa of the BBL.
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>>64729324
Let me guess, you're from Yorkshire and Boycott is the literal English GOAT.
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>Mahrton Guptyhl
>scores 38 off his first 9 balls
>8 off his next 21

just run yourself out and let someone else bat
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Do those Sri Lankans want to rape Laura?
Is rape a prominent part of their culture like India?
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>>64729378
But muh statpadding
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>>64729378

>(you)
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>>64729378
Power play m9

Also, if I had brought a sign it'd say #itsKEKnotZOZZLE
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>>64729324
Who is the greatest of all time then?
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>>64729360
He was only talking about how to fix the windies and stuff

Stuff you've probably already heard if you have been listening to his commentary
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>>64729390
stops them from achieving Nirvana la
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>>64729360

Half their team gets nicked by the national team every year.
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>>64729418

Geoffrey Boycott ofcourse

>>64729431

well on ABC he's basically just been saying Windies are kill and i's never going to improve. Maybe he was just pandering to Channel 9?
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Someone should figure out a way of adjusting stats for batting average inflation. Just like how economic figures from decades ago are adjusted for inflation.
Then we can all autisticallly compare batsmen from last century to current batsmen.
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>>64729418
Gooch?
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>>64729403
Peak Zozzle, my friend
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Afghanistan has a higher t20i win percentage than Australia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Twenty20_International_records#Overall_results

kek
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>>64729456
still won't work lad
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>Kane "run all my batting partners out on purpose so I can be the top scorer" Williamson
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>Bane

>>64729456
I could probably create a model tbf
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>>64729418
Kane Williamson
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>>64729456
>batting average inflation
What the hell are you on about?
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what's more likely a batsman getting a 200 in Wallop20 or a 300 in ODI?
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>>64729418
Kane Williamson
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>>64729473

thats because >we dont take t20i's seriously, ironically enough

This is the "team" >we used in the last t20i >we played
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>>64729493
Batting averages going up in different eras.

For example, what would a 55 average today be worth in 1985?
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>>64729506
300 in ODI

6 rpo for 50 overs is probably easier than 10 rpo for 20.

Sometimes you don't even get enough strike in a T20 to hit that.
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>>64729418
Kane Williamson
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smith should have declared desu
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>>64729479
shouldnt be too hard for an autist, just grab the top 20 averages for each 5 year period (or whatever) throughout cricket history, graph it to work out the inflation rate. Then use Bradman's average as 100, and scale everything since up to that. Would be interesting to see at the least.

Half heartedly trying to quit smoking but feel like a dart, should I walk to the corner store and buy a pack lads?
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>>64729528
55
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>>64729418

Kane Williamson
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>>64729506
An ODI would need a strike rate of 2, assuming you hit half the balls, and the other batsmen would value their wicket more so you're not going to run out of partners
A T20 200 would need a strike rate of 3.33 and the other players would be tripping over themselves to get out
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>>64729554
probably closer to 57 desu
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>>64729553
Make yourself a healthy salad instead

Active relaxing so you're doing something with your hands
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>>64729533
I'm talking about by an individual batter
Gayle got a 175*
Nohit got a 264
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>>64729582
Did you actually work this out? I'm curious if it would work.
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>>64729605
Yeah, that's what I mean. An individual would need to have a minimum rpo to achieve those scores
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DUDE SINGLES LMAO
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Warner
SMarsh
Smith
Finch (c)
Maxwell
MMarsh
Faulkner
Wade (wk)
Boyce
Pattinson
Laughlin

desu
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>Some Abbo going HAm in the crowd

kek

KEK
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Can anyone make out what the guy in the crowd is yelling?
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>>64729627
Can anyone actually decypher what he said?
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>>64729324
Then how come it was ONLY him with the ridiculous batting average and not multiple batsmen from his time?
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>>64729634
> BRING FUCKING WATSON BACK NOW!
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>>64729646
What a fuckwit. Fatson should khs
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>>64729675

LE
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does /cric/ remember that time when NZ fielded that team in the CLT20 and they got BTFO?
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>O'Keefe's statpadding

Deplorable lads
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>56 posts
>369 posters

vibrant community
extant thread

congratulate your self
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>>64729634
I know everything about cricket, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the grounds, countries and rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years on /sp/ but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of cricket facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow /sp/artans, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /cric/ on /sp/ for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of greentxt at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT Australia, Sydney, cricket and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of sports posts on /sp/, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about cricket, Olympics, any Australian generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new trips that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some WoW
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Chandimal BTFO
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>>64729686

NZ fielded a team in the clt20 every year you idiot

>>64729688

>LE FUGG LE SOCK XDDDDDDD

Cucktorian/Worst Australian detected
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>>64729698
All me tbqh
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How's the coffee at the game?
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>>64729634
"Will Smith get a century?"
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>>64729698
kongratulate your self
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>>64729728
>coffee
>on a summer afternoon
Sort your shit out you loser
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>>64729728
surprisingly good
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>>64729747

daniel on suicide watch
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glad kane is out desu
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Memerson time
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>>64729747
anytime's a good time for coffee
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85% of the time it is B every time
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>>64729813
t. caffeine addict
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>>64729823
forgot pic
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Warner
Smarsh
Watson
Lynn
Maxwell
MMarsh
Faulkner
Ludeman
Boyce
Laughlin
Lyon

Whaddaya reckon lads?
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>>64729737
Stupid abo will smith is an actor not a cricketer. Prime example of why they should be euthanized
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Munro a shit
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>>64729836
Coffee is beneficial to your health. Less than 3 cups a day though
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Warner now averages >50

Warner>Kane
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ANDERSHIT
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>>64729851
You gotta be laughlin m8
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I just got trolled lads
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>>64728228
18
>>64728605
19
>>64729330
20

>>64729774
I had to do it to get change out tbf for the donation entry, I was expecting it to be shite but it was dece
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>Warner has a better strike rate than Kane playing a T20

YCMTSU
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135/3 @ 16.1 overs

Sure, let's get < 200 and fuck everybodies lives up.
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>>64729813
t. Trannyiel
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>>64729861
>muh inflated average
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Anyone else feel like killing themselves when they see that fucking wanker on the australias got talent ad?
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>SHIT LANKA
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>that drop
MY FUCKING SIDES

Even Fatson could have caught that
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>>64729886
21
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>>64729898
Someone's gotta hunt that fucker down
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PP's, would North Island & South Island BBL teams work or would they flop >like your NRL & /ayy/ teams?
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>that poll
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING summer of cricket casuals who get their """opinions""" from the Fox Sports Facebook page
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>>64729716

Nope, New South GOATsman, just hate how over hyped SOK has gotten by SEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casuals like yourself who base all their opinions on cricinfo stats
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What's with sti Lanka having zero people behind wk?
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>>64729917
>>64729879
Great contributions from Trannyiel Ltd.
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>>64729898
Hughsy?
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/casual/ here

Can anyone actually win this match now?
Like 1 innings each? or is this shit all pointless
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>>64729934

He is LITERALLY the Australian Jadeja you SEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual

VERY similar bowlers. Round-arm action. Consistent line and length. Don't spin it much. Can bat a bit.
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>>64729930
Depends on your definition of "flop". Auckland would flop, for sure. The other cities maybe not, but even a full ground is only 10000 people
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>>64729930

Auckland and Christchurch venues could work

North Island would be too OP though. South Island have McMeme but that's about it.
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Taylor > Guptill > Kane > Munro > Anderson
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>>64729930
They wouldn't be terrible. The crowds may be an issue but it would be good if we rotated our home games or something in different cities.

The difference is that Cricket is the dominant summer sport here whereas League and Soccer barely register during the winter because everybody is playing/watching rugby.

Also the Breakers have done well in the NBL
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>T20 is mentally more draining than the other forms of the game

I literally haven't heard a more shit opinion today
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is Daniel at the NZ match right now?
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found my old maths teacher on cricinfo lads

http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/player/7135.html
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>>64729930
They would unironically both finish in the top 4 if all of our internationals were available

Financially flop is another question though. If they put even 5% of the money that goes into rugby into the teams and advertising, then yes, but that won't fucking happen.
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>>64729965

>LE Aussie version of curry meme

They share similar attributes, but one is very good and the other is shit
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>>64729997

>needing an IQ over 60 to play any form of cricket professionally

proof: David Warner
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>>64729997
It is an elite, muscular truthbomb which you CAN NOT HANDLE

Maybe someday you will learn to appreciate the delicacies of T20 cricket when you grow more mature.
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>>64730012
>Mount Maunganui

Literally why would I ever be there. I just got home, forgot this was even on lmao
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>>64730026
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>>64729990
if by done well you mean DOMINATED the inferior australians then yes they have

the phoenix get good crowds for the a-league too
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>>64730034
then some other anon is
someone posted pics earlier
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>>64729969

Even fucking Hobart fills up their 17k ground

Would Lellington fill up the Cake tin? How much does CollapseChurch hold?:

>>64729981

yeah that doesn't really matter because they can just sign any PP players I guess plus the internationals. My assumption would be that if PP got 2 teams, the 2 teams would be made up of all of Poo Peeland's domestic non-Test players. Does your domestic circuit have enough depth to support 2 teams of decent quality?

The reason I'm bringing it up is because they were discussing it the other night on commentary and saying the only real way to expand the BBL without killing the quality of the comp is Poo Peeland, which is a fair point. Plus the Kiwi coaches in the comp (Vettori, Fleming & Bond) all said a PP team would work. But I doubt they would have said no anyway.
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>>64729997
That's true though.

You have to keep improvising on the fly. You don't get overs and overs on end to change your strategy. Captaining in T20s is objectively the hardest job. It's why senior players always do well in T20, because the young scrubs crumble under pressure.
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Is Munro finally showing up?

Good, because he's in for McMeme at 5 in the test team
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>>64730034
Because Mount Maunganui is handsome and muscular
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>>64730034
I still am. That fucking kid though...
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this is a shit effort from NZ... should have seen that coming though
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>>64730063
>lellington sports fans
>filling anything outside of finals and one off events
nah, they're almost as bad as auckland desu
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>>64730063
I think the crowds would be more than 80% full each time. No one fucking watched cricket in Hobart until the BBL and im sure NZ "people" would eat up the BBL
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>>64730063
>Would Lellington fill up the Cake tin
No, but the Cake Tin isn't a real sized ground. It's not much bigger than Eden Park. They'd definitely fill the basin, but the big strong Aussies would obviously want it at the soulless bowl

Hagley is 20k and it's been full for nearly every match that it's been open, including meme shit like England v Scotland at the WC
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>>64730071
>You
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>>64730093
>purple corduroy pants
>white socks with pink hoops
>poor cunt tier shoes
Holy shit lad just finish yourself
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>>64730047
Dont blush baby
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only taylor of all people is playing this like a t20
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>>64730093
>purposefully sitting next to the qts

Good to see I'm not the only one
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>>64730140
Reported
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>>64729377
>yorkshire
>middle class
no

>>64729418
there doesn't have to be a greatest

>>64729642
because they were amateur shitters too
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>>64729418
Kane Williamson
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>>64730017

Well >you wouldn't have your internationals

The BBL runs in conjunction with international cricket, it doesn't stop it like the IPL.

So basically you have to take out 11 international players. But 12th/13th man get released to play BBL. So for instance Scott Boland is technically in the Test squad but he played for the Stars last night. So you have to factor that in.

Logisitically I think it'd be a nightmare because the BBL already dovetails around the Australian international schedule. If you bring PP in that's two different international schedules it has to work around.
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>>64729418
Kane Williamson
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>>64730132
A tempting proposition. The kid first?

Somehow these clothes are worth $$$. NZ has no fucking style.
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>>64730124
Hagley needs lights in there before it can have BBL games, especially because of the timezone difference.

There won't be a single day game unless it's on the weekend where they can squeeze in 2.
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>>64729418
Kane Williamson
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>>64730128
>Implying he failed
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who here wants to /rim/ Holly?
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have >we scored enough?

I don't think so
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They did the Mexican horn
>AYYYYYY

>wake me up
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>>64730231
Yeah me mate
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>>64730253

We could do it in shifts, so her perfect pink flower is licked 24 hours a day
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>>64730190
Yeah well then I'd say two teams would probably be parity with the aussie ones, even slightly better. People like Munro and Rutherford are as good at memeswinging as the literally whos who are getting centuries.

I'd like to see it happen, but really just because I want rid of our shitty T20 tournament and just use that.
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>>64729418

Kane Williamson
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>>64730017
>Financially flop is another question though.

Ironically enough, money isn't actually the point of the BBL. The BBL has been running at a loss every season and is still surviving on gibs from CA. The purpose of the BBL is to grow cricket and expose it to plebs who otherwise would never watch it. And it's actually working. Participation among kids has risen from 600k to 1.1M in three years here. >We unironically have an entire generation of Glenn Maxwell's coming through.
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CHRIS GAYLE IS TAKING LEGAL ACTION

http://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket/domestic-cricket/chris-gayle-to-take-legal-action-over-reports-of-indecent-exposure/story-fn5k3es5-1227700570507
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>>64730278
s..sounds good
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>Warner not being out yet

Who does he think he is?
A West Indian?
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>>64730293

good for him
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>>64730293
Good.
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>>64729418
Kane Williamson
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>>64730293

He should sue Mel for damaging his reputation as a ladies man by not dropping to her knees and sucking his BBC right there on the sideline on live TV.
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If a ball is left to go wide but as the umpire goes to signal the wide, the batsman leaves his crease and is run out, does it count as a wicket ball with no run given or is the wide awarded along with an extra delivery?
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>>64730287
Yeah I understand it. You've really got to ask what NZ would give to Cricket Australia to let us in. There are some positives but not a lot.

>NZ play more in Aus and Aus play more in NZ making both teams more competitive
>ergo NZ v Aus internationals will pull shekels unlike they do now
>better than letting another Aus team in because NZ teams would be way more competitive
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>>64730293
good, fuck women that want attention. Shitty reporting
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>>64730335
It is out, and the ball is still bowled again.
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>>64730293
Based. I hope he takes them to the cleaners
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What went right?
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>>64730308
>>64730322
>>64730348
>>64730301
good tbqh
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>>64730341
>You've really got to ask what NZ would give to Cricket Australia to let us in.

Games basically.

If they want to make the BBL longer rather than the 4-5 week comp it is now they obviously need more games. So there's two options. 1) either just make all the teams play eachother more or 2) Add more teams.

The problem with 1) is there are only 8 teams and the comp might quickly become stale. The problem with 2) is if you add more Aussie teams you're just going dilute the quality of the competition. >We only have 6 FC-sides and as it is you can see that there is a problem with depth of quality with some of the teams as it is.

Poo Peeland seems to be the best solution.
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>somewhere at the Bay Oval RIGHT NOW there is a creepy little shit in purple corduroy taking pictures of children and posting them on a Melanesian florist forum
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Is Burns gonna be available for BBL tomorrow?
I don't know whether to trade him off my team or not
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>>64730415
There will be a Canberra team before a PP team. Already have a good ground and hosted the last final. Would be the easiest and safest option
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>you will never get to spank Holly to tears after she gets out by playing a silly shot

why even live?
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>clarkey shilling spartan
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>>64730415
yeah this was what I was thinking

There was a game between the Sydney Thunder and the Canterbury team earlier this year that was obviously a tester for it (although a bunch of ACBs were screaming "NO IT ISN"T POO PELAND CAN'T PLAY BBL"), so it's evidently on the agenda. I just hope they completely drop our teams and go for super-rugby style broad region teams as opposed to having one for each first class side.
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>>64730415
I can see a couple of Sitalekis picking up contracts solely from meme hitting if they have a NZ team. That would be a great way of pushing the game to Maoris and Islanders.

Your post earlier about an international window got me thinking - would it be profitable for both the ECB and BCCI if they arranged a special window for a T20 competition between both leagues?

Say if England start a city based franchise, their teams play against the IPL teams in a big international competition. 16 teams = 4 groups of 4, salary caps, etc - could make huge money if done right.
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>Burns in charge of strike rate
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>>64730472
you been outside yet today threadcounter?
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>>64730486

Reminder that CA LITERALLY proposed a Super 15 style T20 competition years ago but CSA and NZC rejected it.

Dumb cunts.
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>>64730501
Yeah England need to re-arrange their T20 teams. Theres no reason why it can't be as big as the BBL. City based 8 team comp seems the way to go
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>>64730501
We need to get sitalekis into bowling.

They are too poor to afford bats and pads.
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>>64730510
>threadcounter

guess again
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NIGGERS GET OUT
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>>64730456

No there won't

Canberra offers nothing in the way of TV audience and adding a team there would wreck the quality of the comp.

The Sixers are playing scrubbers like Lawford and Sommerville. Perth are playing scrubbers like Turner and Harris. Adelaide are playing scrubbers like Nesser. Every team has a few of them as is.

Australia simply doesn't have the depth to support another team. And you can't just load the teams up with more internationals because they'd suck aswell. >We aren't the IPL so we'll never have access to South Africans or Indians etc. 2 internationals per team really is the max you can have at this time of the year.
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NEW THREAD

>>64730570
>>64730570
>>64730570
>>64730570
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>>64730293
That's fairfax media fucked. As a high profile sportsman with a very high earnings potential that relies partially on image, a libel case will earn him millions from fairfax.
If they can't produce photographic evidence of his indecent exposure they lose.
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I was thinking about this a bit, what the ICC really needs to do is make parity between the T20 leagues so that they're all equally watchable. Like the England one would include Ireland Scotland and Netherlands, SA would include Zim and Namibia, Aus would include us and maybe PNG, Ban/SL/Pak have their own merged one and India just sit alone being boring.

Make it so players can only sign for one team plus a team from their home country, in a year, and encourage longer signings. T20 is shite because players are constantly leaving teams.
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WALLOP
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>>64730584
>8 posts early

Autism
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Just done a massive shit lads
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>>64730422
OMFG XD

Eating deep fried sweet diabetes at the main monitor
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>>64730584

Get a job threadcounter, seriously cunt
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