/cric/ general BBL: Thunder vs Scorchers tonight Windies V

first for based iggs

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>he is in a cricket thread
>no cricket is on

Keep the daniel group therapy session in the other thread tbqh

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>Holly will never fuck you by using a stump as a strapon

poocunter on not OP watch

>>64733097
> he is doing a shit
> no toilet is around

Fuck the BBL #StandbyGayle.

http://m.theage.com.au/national/melbourne-man-faces-stiff-opposition-to-penis-signature-20160106-gm0sx6.html

>>64733061
Good job shithead.

>>64733102
kinda ok with that one

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>white collar job
>good hair and face genetics
>close circle of friends only filled with people I trust
>exercise regularly and enjoy life
>reject the westernized western whore and only covet qt traps and brit femboys
>single but enjoy casual relationships without the burdern of commitment
>hated by /cric/ over my "e-persona"
>mfw

>>64733136
>e-persona

>ironically having an e-persona

>>64733152
>>64733152
i don't necessarily want it, but i enjoy playing it up for the (You)s

>>64733085
>t. someone who's never been depressed
As I alluded to before, I HAVE been depressed and was UNIRONICALLY placed on LITERAL suicide watch multiple times and have spent more nights in the mental ward than you could imagine

You're using your ""depression"" as a crutch and refuse to do anything to fix your shitty "life" other than the bare minimum so you can give /cric/ lip service

Can we have a thread without fucking kiwis?

They are the worst shitposters

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>>64733136

统计阴户有限公司

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>walk into liquorland
>grab a coke and energy drink
>go up to counter
>old wrinkly vagina bitch who is getting no dick behind counter
>tells me she needs to see proof of age id
>bitch refuses to serve me on to the sole purpose that she will never fuck somebody as young and handsome as me ever again in her miserable life
>dont have proof of age id on me
>state at her for a solid 10 seconds until she continues to act all bitchy towards me and tells me to leave
>tell her 'oh ok, i do have id on me, hold up im just gonna grab a few more things'
>grab a random assortment of bottles off the shelves
>bring to counter
>counter is filled with shit ive got off the shelves
>looking in my bag pretending to look for id
>tell her that my id is in car and that ill be right back
>left the shop and didn't come back, miserable old cunt had to restock the shelves all by herself

always have a grand ol kek at these miserable old cunts who are bitchy towards me just because i am good looking

>>64733173
kek

krazykrezja on pooicide watch

>>64733175
see
>>64733176
ask yourself

>>64733173
>was UNIRONICALLY placed on LITERAL suicide watch


Pretty sure people NOT wanting to kill yourself is ironic

>>64733184
you sure showed her, /b/rother

Has anyone ever met a kiwi who wasn't a little bit weird?

>>64733185

know your stuff Le Supreme Statsgentleman

>>64733184
t. Reality Check

Reminder that the guy who has literally been put on suicide watch has been calling ME mentally ill for the past month.

I don't know whether it's krazy or not, but it is fucking hilarious.

>>64733173
Next time go through with it, you fucking coward.

>>64733184
>this one time I tried to buy alcohol, but got carded

Nice childhood story m8

>>64733195
statsgod is a top lad irl tbqh

>>64733185
I'm on the verge of adopting not-not-goose trip just because of you statsgook

>>64733184
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>64733195
Hundreds.

>>64733213
im 19, this happened just now

>>64733207
>I don't know whether it's krazy

fuck you're bad at this

>>64733205
krazy, krazy, krazy

you never learn mehn

>>64733184
>>left the shop and didn't come back, miserable old cunt had to restock the shelves all by herself

Um... but you're the one who pulled the bottles off.
Thinking that you won because your wasted her time, literally means you think her time is more valuable than yours.

>>64733207
Wrong.
I am the person who has been calling you mentally ill over the past month. I haven't actually had an argument with you in about a week.
This person/these people calling you mentally ill in this thread and the previous one are not me.

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

what can we do to get more Americans to post in /cric/ lads?
I'm tired of being the only BSA

>>64733228

>teen
>not a child
pick one, kid :^)

>>64733235
t. obesitycuck

>>64733228
Kek, you probably just look like a kid then m8

>>64733229

like, someone's getting scaaaaaaaaaaared cuz they're gonna get doxxed...like, it's INEVITABLE. whaddya gonna do when it happens krazy?

i dunno and i don't care

Yep kiwis confirmed for cancerous shitposters

>>>/int/53212685

>>64733233

BTFO by logic

>>64733235
Kys Gooshit.

Why'd you stop tripping again? I forget.

>>64733207
>haha look at how little I care!
Remember Daniel, I was once as pathetic as you and LITERALLY know what is going on in your poony "brain" RIGHT NOW. I know for a FACT my posts have deeply unsettled you. You ARE critically assessing your """life""" for the first time right now and realising how sub-standard it is PURELY because of YOUR own inability to see your flaws, even when they are CONSTANTLY being pointed out

>>64733259

I will "literally" tell you how to doxx me. if you're autistic enough to actually do it, then power to you.

I was at the CWC semi between AUS/IND. I made a poster with a /cric/ meme (something that could reasonably be passed off as normie) and got on TV because of it.

Given I was one of the three white people present in the crowd, it shouldn't be that hard to find me.

>>64733269
What stopped you from pulling the trigger? Genuinely curious.

>>64733230
genuinely kek'd at this

>>64733268
Muscular Matt and Intelligent Ivan bullied him the fuck out.

oh god I'm wasting my life

>>64733250
We had some for a while, but they've vanished.

There's one lad who writes strangely that shows up from time to time

>>64733293
we all are lad

>>64733279
you place far too much value in yourself to think i'd waste time doing it. and i know exactly what meme you're talking about.

i'm sure you're a good lad irl, but i do enjoy watching you seethe at every little mention of yourself on this board

in fact off 4chan i think we could be very good friends

>>64733281
Half the time I was too cowardly to go through with it, the other times I messed it up by not taking enough pills etc

After a while I decided to dedicate a year to self improvement and to make every difficult choice I didn't feel like taking and shit, and my life obviously improved

If the digits are repeating Daniel has to kill himself

>>64733325
Le cry for help suicide attempt man giving Daniel advice. Pull your fucking head in faggot.

>>64733325
hahahaha holy shit man

it's great that your life is back on track and all but you are in no position to give daniel advice on changing his life.

>>64733233
I was "literally" about to make this point. Good to see my young anons are learning off me.

>>64733301
Not Reality Check though. His time spent on 4chan is productive.

>>64733325
>and he criticizes daniel for attention-seeking

if you coward punch someone who coward punched someone else does that make you a hero or a coward?

>>64733391
I never once pretended to be different from Daniel

>>64733384
When can we expect the new comic m8?

>>64733384
why do you use a proxy? need to feel important?

>>64733384
What are you a Doctor of?

>>64733301
That doesn't justify it.

Honestly this whole "we are all in it together xD" meme is only further poisoning your minds into being pathetic trash.

Be like how I was. Start making plans to earn money, get rich and be successful. Believe me, being a millionaire isn't hard, it's one of the easiest things to do. All you have to do is go out there and earn one million dollars. Nothing more.

>>64733395
Coward and a hypocrite I think.

>>64733304

>but i do enjoy watching you seethe at every little mention of yourself on this board

>tfw I deleted all my posts rubbishing England on >lebbit when SA were getting hammered because I knew you would cap them to PTFO me
>tfw everything I wrote was proven correct

fuck

While you're sitting there, shitposting about paki paddle, I have just made myself a cool $1,000,000.

>>64733184

How the fuck do you think you won in this situation?

>anon
>spends 10 minutes driving to bottle store
>this also uses fuel
>spends 2 minutes taking bottles of shelf
>gets carded
>spends another 2 minutes taking bottles of shelf
>spends 10 minutes driving home
>this also uses fuel
>has to drink cordial all night

>store clerk
>spends 4 minutes putting bottles back on a shelf
>gets paid to do it

>>64733118
Better AOTY than Goodes.

Marmite, Vegemite or Other, lads?

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>>64733451

Hollymite

>>64733228
>have to lie about age on 4chan
>can't say 18, that's too obvious
>act like a child, so no one will believe I'm even in my twenties
>"I-I'm 19, guys"
Look, I did the same thing when I was your age desu.

>>64733440

>LE LOOK AT ME AND MY GIMMICK

kys

>>64733400
It's not a proxy. Why do you believe it is?

>>64733403
Good advice.

>>64733399
Nice full house. Nah I'm not going to do a comic, I'm going to write a script for a short film and let (You) imagine yourself as the director.

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>>64733427
>Only $1,000,000

fuck me this pathetic cashgrab better not attract a decent audience

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3388043/Steven-Gerrard-Jamie-Carragher-soak-Sydney-sights-Liverpool-Legends-cruise-harbour.html

Those Liverpoo Bandwagoners filling out the MCG was one of the most cringeworthy things I've seen

>Cucktorians

>>64733482
because no sane person would voluntarily live in indonesia

>>64733510
>yfw a punch of pensioners playing a real sport is better than this poo in loo sport

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>>64733483
>Only $1,000,000,000

>>64733530
Why?

>>64733530
this πbh

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>>64733550

>>64733561

Muslims
Poverty
Ugly brown manlets
Overpopulation
Resource scarcity (food and water)
Religious and ethnic conflict/tensions
Heat and humidity
Natural disasters
Innumerable better options, even nearby
(you)

list goes on

>>64733578
Nice meme friend

>>64733118
>stiff opposition
kek

KEK

>>64733591
BAN KNIVES

>>64733561
because its a muslim shithole where merely looking at a pig will result in getting your head cut off.

the chase is the greatest game show ever.

>>64733591
>Sunshine
I do not care.

reality check literally feeds off your replies
he won't stop posting until you stop replying

What is your favourite /cric/ meme lads?

>>64733561
Indonesia is Bangladesh but with chinks.

>>64733618
Took us long enough to steal it from the Britbongs, too.

>>64733630

Hi Elitespouter

>>64733630
doxxing redditors

>>64733591
Bit worried about this desu as my gf often heads out that way to study with some of the Sudanese guys from her class

>>64733641

>>64733589
>Muslims
A minority where I'm from
>Poverty
Poverty isn't so bad when there is no crime and most people are genuinely content.
>ugly brown manlets
There are some babes here on this island and backpackers frequent the area
>Overpopulation
Again not so much of an issue on the island I'm on
>resource scarcity
Hardly. In fact even if I weren't so rich I could eat far better off than I would in Australia. There are no restrictions on how much I can fish either. The only thing that's kind of true is that I need to buy my own water, but again there's plenty of that, and cheaper than what I would pay for water bills in Australia.

>religious tensions
This is a problem, but not like it doesn't happen anywhere else.

>Heat and humidty
pussy

>Natural disasters
pussy

>innumerable better options, even nearby
such as?

>>64733630
Britts being at work

>>64733630
KFC

>>64733648
Daniel please

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>>64733635

reminds me of this

genuinely the only thing off /int/ I've ever found amusing

>>64733649
Is it Bangs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byNlqUFddeo

>>64733654
>such as?

Vietnam
Cambodia
Malaysia
Thailand
Half of South America/the Caribbean
Eastern Europe (i've heard good things about Bulgaria in particular)
Probably bits and pieces of Africa. Maybe Reunion, Comoros, places like that.
Some of the Pacific islands

etc. All I would say are better than Indo

>>64733670
This actually makes me a little bit upset, even though it's probably a joke.

>>64733697
stop replying

>>64733697
I agree, Malaysia's objectively better than Indonesia.

gonna head to coles and buy a trolley of baby formula and some gaytimes.

>>64733700
The truth hurts, doesn't it?

Like I said, Indonesia is a Chinese Bangladesh.

>>64733700
When will you be in Japan?

>>64733714
>>64733720
stop replying

>>64733697

>South America
>Caribbean
>nearby

>>64733726
Shut the fuck up Goose, I'm not interested in protecting your precious "legacy". I reply to whoever the fuck I want to.

>>64733726
Why does RC bother you?

>>64733686
I always thought he was from Frankston

Is anyone a fan of cricket here?

>>64733697
>Vietnam
Vietnam is great and honestly I wouldn't mind being over there right now.

>Cambodia
"literally" has all of the problems you listed in the other post

>Malaysia
Basically Jakarta.

>Thailand
Yeah a nice place.

>half of south America
Not really

>Eastern Europe
Nice but way too cold and still has all the problems you listed.

>bits and pieces of Africa
hahahaha no. Zimbabwe is nice though.

Also I find it ironic that you have probably "literally" never been to any of these countries, let alone set foot outside mainland Australia.

Anyway as I previously stated, I'm in the Malukus, the spice islands. "literally" so based the Dutch decided to live here.

>>64733756
What's cricket?

>>64733756
only t20. The future of cricket.

>>64733756
no

>>64733758
>let alone set foot outside mainland Australia

He has probably never left his home state.

>>64733630

trip XI

>>64733786
stop replying

just got my powerball ticket lads

about an hour till retirement, feels pretty good to be quite honest

How do we get RC arrested?

>>64733758
>Also I find it ironic that you have probably "literally" never been to any of these countries

Correct. I've only been to the generic places (North America half a dozen times; Yurup twice, Japan once).

I'm going to go to a third-world shithole for my next trip though. Any advise on which one? I was thinking Shit Lanka because I a mate who is from there. the AUS Cucket team is going there this year aswell, so I might go watch a cheeky Test.

>>64733792
Money does not bring you happiness, not past a certain point anyway.

>>64733819
stop replying

>>64733811
Firstly get him to disable his proxy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za6tKx35UVk
Explain?

>>64733819
Sri Lanka is a cool place and although I've never watched a cricket match over there I'm sure it would be great. Having a mate over there would be good because he can show you around, and I'm assuming you can't speak any of the languages so he can help you out with your essentials.

>>64733822
correct, but it certainly helps.

>>64733835


>>>/wsg/890221
>>>/wsg/890221
>>>/wsg/890221

>>64733714
What the fuck? No I'm not upset because Indonesia is full of Chinese, I'm upset because of the racial vilification that occurred here and lack of reconciliation since the 65 massacres.

>>64733706
Why?

>>64733856
did you get deported ?

>>64733893
stop replying

Did Chris Gayle go too far?
Has he been disciplined?
Sorry I've been away from the world for a week.

>>64733910
He has been deported, banned from all professional cricket for life, and had his testicles removed

>>64733413
And of course flee the country and hide all of your assets, right?

>>64733910

He Dindu Nuffin

>>64733750
Footscray
Best bangs story is definitely the time he didn't appear at hot bbq because he missed the bus

Based RC

>>64733686
>le Jimmy Fallon dead horse

Very original

Matthew Lloyd on GOAT watch

>>64733856
post photo of outside where you're staying
(I don't come here often)

>>64733941
stop replying

WHERE is the shitcunt who said the Gayle story wouldn't go anywhere?

Have a >(YOU)

>>64733856
Based informative RC

>>64733949
why? There is "literally" no cricket on

Will there be a thread for the Liverpoo game?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-07/hughes-chris-gayle-and-our-addiction-to-public-shaming/7072898

>Predictably, the social media storm has offered the usual dichotomy of opinion. Those that claim it is just who Chris Gayle is and it was nothing but innocent flirting, and those who bemoan that it is yet another example of workplace harassment towards women. The latter group feel it is their job to educate men on how it is 'not OK' - their favourite line.

>The reporter in question? She just wants to move on, focusing on the next game she will cover - she said so herself.

>Yet her acceptance of the apology does not matter. She is no longer relevant to the story, since the space has been filled by social commentators. It now has a life of its own, bypassing the individuals involved to be held as a symbolic representation of all that is wrong with sexist, patriarchal Australia.

>Herein lies the real issue. We are living in the age of the social media lynch mob, where crime and punishment is dictated via the emotions of the masses. A cricketer makes a clumsy advance on a reporter and then we are subject to an entire week's worth of analysis. The dirt file will be dug on Gayle's past exploits, and no doubt other exaggerated claims of inappropriate comments and behaviour will be offered in a fine cornucopia of disgust to feed the insatiable appetites of the Twitter brigade.

The public reaction around these sorts of events is not healthy. It is, to quote from Gayle himself, blown out of proportion. Accepting that the comments were misplaced and apologising is not enough. He has to be dragged through the mud, fined, sanctioned, and sacked from contributing columns in the media. He is the modern day equivalent to the witch of Salem, forced to publicly repent his sins to satisfy the public's thirst for blood.

Based ABC

SJW's on suicide watch

http://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket/domestic-cricket/chris-gayle-to-take-legal-action-over-reports-of-indecent-exposure/story-fn5k3es5-1227700570507

BICK BLACK BULL ON ABSOLUTELY BASED WATCH

>>64733937
When did Jimmy talk about Bangs? I don't watch that shit.

>>64733977
I said this 2 days ago

>>64733910
he is working for blacked.

>drops towel to reveal bbc
>you looking for this?
Chris "Based As Fuck" Gayle

>>64734010
Very poorly punctuated.

>>64733977
>continuing to perpetuate the issue by writing analysis peices on people's analysis
>frothing over le twitter sjw boogyman when mainstream media outlets are clearly just using this to fight culture wars amongst themselves

Why are "journalists" such degenerates?

Why do dumb faggots post this shit in here?

>>64733977
Tbqh, they were both at work. If I said shit like that at work I'd probably get fired. The times have changed and if you don't roll with it, you'll get fucked up. If you're in the public eye and want to have your dumb comments too...
The boy in me says Fuck yeah based Chris Gayle.
The man says what a dumb shit.

womens tennis is on lads
bout time to polish the bat

>>64733852
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA BECAUSE LE NIGS ARE LE APES, RIGHT? CAN I GET AN UPBOAT, MY FELLOW /POL/ACKS?!!!

Fuck off back to r/4chan, you literal cancerous waste of life.

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>>64734071
>The boy in me says Fuck yeah based Chris Gayle.
>The man says what a dumb shit

>>64734119
dont reply

>>64733852
This is great.

>>64734132
and the faggot kid in you says...

>>64734181
fuck off Saxon

>>64734071
Caribbeans don't work m8, they have a different culture and when reporters interview players with different cultures they should know that their responses will be different than if they were interviewing some cucked Kiwi who's too afraid to flirt at work.

>>64734216
He was at work. Pretty simple, even for a dumb fuck Australian.

THIS PERSON POSTING HOLLY PICTURES AND CAPTIONS IS NOT ME. I WAS FORCED TO GO TO A DINNER HENCE THE SHIT THREAD

>>64734216
>ayy bb lemme look at dem eyes
>lets go for a drink affa de game bb
is flirting for you? Fuck that's sad.

>>64734234
you went out?
Post more, they're actually quite creative and entertaining

>>64734234

did you speak up for the waiter like a good boy?

>>64733953
Here.
I said it wouldn't go anywhere because I still had hope that our country hadn't sunk that low yet.

I may be wrong, but we all lose.

How much will the Sydney Blunder lose by lads

>>64734255
Yeah i had to go to a dinner about 1 minute drive from my house. I had a steak as i haven't had one in about 2 years. I'm fucking glad im home now

>>64734263
Please migrate to our less PC country, Mr Big Strong Handsome AusGOD.

Is the Big Bash better than the IPL?

>>64734234
did you do a big poo in a fancy restaurant lad?

>>64734266
What do your parents think of you?

Reminder that threadcounter WILL be caught kidnapping, or attempting to kidnap and rape Holly in the next 3 years.

>>64734071

hi based third kiwi

Hey guys

Who should I support in this big strong australian game?

>>64734281
West Indies

How many Australians are in /cric/?

>>64734271
No but i pissed about 3 times

>>64734273
They are glad i'm in my room most of the time because outside leads to trouble

>>64734293
>They are glad i'm in my room most of the time because outside leads to trouble

Why, has something bad happened before?

>>64734281

Based Shane Watson and Based Andre Russell

don't support the the "team" that gatebitch and turkncuckdee support

>>64734281
how is the other kiwi number 3 when you have daniel, stastchink and autistic memefucker already? Fuck Australians are dumb I swear to god.

>>64734293
Just make threads, please don't stab anyone.

>>64734305

statsbitch is Chinese so he doesnt count

>>64734305
>le fug le statsGOD xD

>>64734293
stay safe threadfriend

>>64734309
Ah, I see. A filthy sub-human. Well, you'll get no argument there.

>>64734309
>>64734313
>le fug le gooks xD

>>64734281
sorry ching-a-ling
>>64734305
was meant for
>>64734277

>>64734315
Zhang, that you mate?

>>64734321
Remember when I literally told you guys I was Zhang during the RWC and you didn't believe me?

>>64734299
>>64734307
>>64734312
jesus christ you cunts are pathetic

an Australian addresses you and you all simultaneously jizz your pants and clamour to reply to the BS AUSSIE

>POORTH

fuck me klinger is shit

Worst Australia does it again

>>64734315
No, you see he said "chink," which is a derogatory term for the Chinese, like you. "Gook" is used for Koreans, who are relatively based, so the term is not so common. You dumb chink.

>>64734327
>not wanting to know more about the threadcounter's deranged past
>not wanting to see a literal Martin Bryant on 4chan

>>64734340
> hasn't heard of the Vietnam War

Can we get a map of Australia (and NZ) showing where all the /cric/ trips and """"poorsonalities"""" live? I know the names but I have no fucking idea where everyone is supposed to be from.

>>64734321
>>64734340
>>64734313

>non ironically being racist

>>>/pol/

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>tfw RC will never buy you a fish tank

what happened to mel? she has short hair and is black now

>>64734351
> doesn't like racism
> uses 4chan

>>64734347
>believes movies are the truth
"dinks" and "charlie" were the most common there.

Someone post le McKay face

I know one of you still has it

>>64734355
honestly you seem alright. Stick around and don the trip and I might buy you something special.

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>>64734340
>that cumskin so cucked by politically correctness he can literally only post these comments on an anonymous forum like a fucking coward otherwise he'll lose his job but then again he can get on the welfare like his bogan cousins and get government shekels that I pay for anyway in addition to the rent for a house because he can never buy one himself because we literally own all the property with capital that he can only dream of inheriting, except he won't, because he's an impoverished, lower class white boy filled with the seething hatred of watching everyone around him, including third world immigrants ascend to levels of affluence he can only sneer at externally, but crave internally, with the desire for these luxuries keeping him up all night

We OWN you, whiteboy. Never forget that.

kek

KEK

K E K

wew lad

P*rth getting exposed as fuck

AAAW IS A BELOODY SCOOORCHAA

In modern US usage, "gook" refers particularly to Communist soldiers during the Vietnam War. It is generally considered to be highly offensive. In a highly publicized incident, Senator John McCain used the word during the 2000 presidential campaign to refer to his former captors: "I hate the gooks. I will hate them as long as I live… I was referring to my prison guards and I will continue to refer to them in language that might offend." He later apologized to the Vietnamese community at large.[17]

>>64734349
I'm on it

>>64734380
>forced to apologise to the people who tortured him because he called them a mean name
more like McCuck

>>64734360
>le do you even le know where le fuck you are xD

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>>64734349

Checking in

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Post yfw a cumskin tries to discuss cricket with you.

>>64734380
goddamned gook-lover

>dropped McKay for this match
At least I have dre russell.

>>64734369
I don't see any reason to don a trip 2bh (as of now).

>>64734390
> Seeks out a website specifically known for it's anonymous culture
> Makes an account and expects respect

>>64734384

this is going to be interesting

>>64734390
based rc

>>64734390
Guns N' Roses? How do you feel about the upcoming reunion?

>>64733184
>he was still denied a coke and energy drink
>he actually drinks that shit

HAHAHAHAHA
THESE ARE THE SORTS OF FAGGOTS ON HERE?? HAHAHAHAHA

>>64734400

he literally admitted yesterday he'd rather post on reddit

>>64734410
They don't have reddit on Indonesian proxy?

who do you talk to if you forgot your 4chan password?

Can't even remember setting it desu

>>64734393
Post yfw you can't name one east Asian cricketer.
Post yfw not a single white cricketer in Aus or NZ would cross a street to piss on you were your yellow body on fire. Post yfw 90% of your host country hates you and your cockroach ways.

>>64734410
He admitted it long ago freshie, his gimmick used to literally be shilling reddit

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>2/3 (3 overs)

le epic maymays in here guys

>>64734407
Couldn't care less, they had a few good songs I still listen to from time to time though. Might do some karaoke of Welcome to the Jungle later.

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>>64734425

Fuck Brad Hogg tbqh

>>64734410
Freshie detected
He was shilling reddit back in late 2012. His "gimmick" is literally just thinking of what kind of post/opinion will rile up the most people, and then posting it.
He at one stage tried the gimmick of posting with a signiature attached to all his posts.

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>>64734429

look at it

look at it and laugh

>>64733771
Based elitespouter what is up my man

>>64734434
That would be great. Sweet Child is the safe option if you want to do that. Jungle is harder to sing

>>64734447
is this in New Zealand?

Looks like shit

>>64734442

RC is a thoughtful and valued member of the /aus/ community. more then i can say for a lot of you

>>64734447
Sydney-lite?
What am I supposed to be looking at?

>>64734447
looks nice actually

>>64734442
>His "gimmick" is literally just thinking of what kind of post/opinion will rile up the most people, and then posting it.

Objectively false

If that was the case he'd be shilling the fuck out of the BBL and saying he hates Test cricket

>>64734459

all you plebs like the BBL though

>>64734454
Holy fucking shit we have some thick cunts in here.

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>2/9 (4)

>>64734447
WARNING: THIS IS AN EXTREMELY OUTDATED PICTURE OF THE "most liveable city on earth"

>>64734459
Lots of people on /sp/ like the BBL though, as evidenced by the threads every night.

REMEMBAH
IF YEW FROW
YEW GO

>>64734447
Looks nice.

>>64734466
it triggers the fuck out of the Kiwis tho, especially trannyiel and statsbitch

Based, Elite and Muscular 3rd Kiwi watches it tho

Turd kiwi on suicide watch

>>64734459
He needs a reason to be able to constantly post in /cric/ without suspicion. If he just stayed in these threads every night posting "griget is shit", it would be way too obvious to everyone that he is just trying to get (You)s.
So instead he pretends to enjoy ""some"" types of cricket so that it appears he has a legitimate reason to post in here, and makes the other bait he posts less suspicious.

did anyone else purposely yell "Cat shit" instead of "catch it" as a kid?

>>64734489

he literally will not reply your shitty post because unlike YOU, Bitchspouter, he doesn't care about "e-persona"

Peeeeerthh to come back and win

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>>64734470
>Daniel will NEVER spend every day in the jewel of the west

Im new to cric

can I have a persona too?

>>64733910
He should have been given a $10000 cash prize and made a director on the CA board

>>64734505
>jewel of the west
kek

KEK

As opposed to what? Desert?

>>64734506

let me guess, you're the 18 year old

>>64734508
Port Hedland m9

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Are ''''you''' better looking than Holly's BF?

>>64734506
just link your facebook and the rest will take care of itself

>>64734510
No friend
I'm 25

muscular Gatebro here to remind you that my recommendation to invest in Paris for your fantasy team has paid off, as he is selling for over half his initial purchasing value
reminder of you have him, sell next round as he's leaving the scorchers on the 8th

>>64734500
Im not your autistic australian friend

>>64734512
that is her brother

>>64734506
yep you can be
>le newfreshcunt fresh of the the cunt boat from reddit kiwi

>>64734503
>to come back and win

This is such a clueless statement

>"It's five overs in, who's winning Anon?"

>>64734521
no it isn't

>>64734512
Yes.

>Fawad Ahmed
>The Western Sydney team

pottery

>>64734521
I actually sort of know that lad, nicknamed teefy. He is known for having an absolute club for a cock, might just be a stitch up but I have heard that he is hung like an elephant

>>64734527
WORST KEKSTRALIANS ON ABSOLUTE DAMAGE CONTROL WATCH

>>64734517
Any stock tips, lad?

>>64734512
Shit really? Wow he must be hung

>>64734512
>The thin wristed cunt in the background of the photo

What a fucking woman.

Fact: Being a wristlet is unironically as bad as being a manlet

>>64734528
If that's her boyfriend then he looks alarmingly similar to her brother

>>64734541
Buy Dick Smith

1. Unironically uses the word "comfy"
2. Still considers AB De Villiers the best batsman in test cricket
3. Hates Mark Taylor and Mark Nicholas as commentators
4. Rates Bumble and Michael Holding as commentators
5. Has a New Zealand flag
6. Has an American flag
7. Unironically uses "us" and "we" when referring to a national cricket team
8. Openly hated Shane Watson
9. Rates Mitch Marsh but hates Shaun Marsh
10. Believes Steve Smith and David Warner are better batsmen than Kane Williamson
11. Thinks Pakistan are the best test team in the world right now
12. Gets angry when /cric/ posters start discussing "the old days"
13. Gets angry when /cric/ discussion goes off topic in any way
14. Genuinely believes they could have scored a century against the West Indies in the first test
15. Believes Joe Burns is a capable long-term opener
16. Argues unironically with Reality Check
17. Believes anything Reality Check says

ahmed on suicide vest watch

>>64734546
That's what I imagine most of you look like.

Why are white people wearing kfc buckets as hats?

If Cameron Bancroft was an autistic shut-in he would be Cameron Wankcroft

>>64734555
I'm actually mostly on /fit/

>>64734558
I think if you take a crowd catch wearing one you win something.

>>64734555
>"H-huh, y-yeh right guys, pfft, everyone but me is like that."

Wristlet detected

NEETistic bitchspouter on suicide watch

just got a call from my mum lads

>>64734570
Neato, height, weight, bench, dead and squat max please Mr. Fit.

>>64734432
Who the fuck are you mate?

>>64734596
Wants a pick up from my place? You're a good lad.

>>64734596
What'd she have to say, lad?

>>64734596
188 cm
64 kg
Don't bench
Don't deadlift
Don't squat

>>64734593
Fucking gruesome. Whos' the newie on the right?

>>64734593

are these the 'personalities' everyone talks about?

all ugly as fuck, which is no surprise

>>64734601
5'10 manlet
83kg
115kg(lel)
175kg
220kg

friend

>>64734622
Me

>>64734622

its literally one of >you

he was at the meme20 game against Shit Lanka today, outed himself

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>>64734614
Fuck
I can hear your wrists creaking from here

Just had dinner down the mount. Saw adam milne. He was with some other guy but i didn't see his face

>>64734606

just landed in KL m8 wanna have some beers

>>64734636
convict really should be moved over to the eastern part of Melbourne, more specifically the Cranbourne area

>>64734611
None of your business lad

>>64734634
Really? A bit rough on the eye.

>>64734593
Ajay doesn't post does he?

>>64734636
Angry iggles and Poodam are Perth natives too

>>64734636

expand it and add the Peewis

>>64734614
fucks sake eat something mate. Go and have a pie right now.

>>64734636
threadcounter /gong/ rep

>>64734593
HOL UP

Remove Ajay, he never actually posted here.

>he doesn't measure his height through feet and inches
>he uses the inferior centimetre measurement