BBL: Thunder vs Scorchers tonight
Windies V Aus has resulted in a draw
>Holly will never fuck you by using a stump as a strapon
>white collar job
>good hair and face genetics
>close circle of friends only filled with people I trust
>exercise regularly and enjoy life
>reject the westernized western whore and only covet qt traps and brit femboys
>single but enjoy casual relationships without the burdern of commitment
>hated by /cric/ over my "e-persona"
>t. someone who's never been depressed
As I alluded to before, I HAVE been depressed and was UNIRONICALLY placed on LITERAL suicide watch multiple times and have spent more nights in the mental ward than you could imagine
You're using your ""depression"" as a crutch and refuse to do anything to fix your shitty "life" other than the bare minimum so you can give /cric/ lip service
>walk into liquorland
>grab a coke and energy drink
>go up to counter
>old wrinkly vagina bitch who is getting no dick behind counter
>tells me she needs to see proof of age id
>bitch refuses to serve me on to the sole purpose that she will never fuck somebody as young and handsome as me ever again in her miserable life
>dont have proof of age id on me
>state at her for a solid 10 seconds until she continues to act all bitchy towards me and tells me to leave
>tell her 'oh ok, i do have id on me, hold up im just gonna grab a few more things'
>grab a random assortment of bottles off the shelves
>bring to counter
>counter is filled with shit ive got off the shelves
>looking in my bag pretending to look for id
>tell her that my id is in car and that ill be right back
>left the shop and didn't come back, miserable old cunt had to restock the shelves all by herself
always have a grand ol kek at these miserable old cunts who are bitchy towards me just because i am good looking
>>left the shop and didn't come back, miserable old cunt had to restock the shelves all by herself
Um... but you're the one who pulled the bottles off.
Thinking that you won because your wasted her time, literally means you think her time is more valuable than yours.
I am the person who has been calling you mentally ill over the past month. I haven't actually had an argument with you in about a week.
This person/these people calling you mentally ill in this thread and the previous one are not me.
>haha look at how little I care!
Remember Daniel, I was once as pathetic as you and LITERALLY know what is going on in your poony "brain" RIGHT NOW. I know for a FACT my posts have deeply unsettled you. You ARE critically assessing your """life""" for the first time right now and realising how sub-standard it is PURELY because of YOUR own inability to see your flaws, even when they are CONSTANTLY being pointed out
I will "literally" tell you how to doxx me. if you're autistic enough to actually do it, then power to you.
I was at the CWC semi between AUS/IND. I made a poster with a /cric/ meme (something that could reasonably be passed off as normie) and got on TV because of it.
Given I was one of the three white people present in the crowd, it shouldn't be that hard to find me.
you place far too much value in yourself to think i'd waste time doing it. and i know exactly what meme you're talking about.
i'm sure you're a good lad irl, but i do enjoy watching you seethe at every little mention of yourself on this board
in fact off 4chan i think we could be very good friends
Half the time I was too cowardly to go through with it, the other times I messed it up by not taking enough pills etc
After a while I decided to dedicate a year to self improvement and to make every difficult choice I didn't feel like taking and shit, and my life obviously improved
That doesn't justify it.
Honestly this whole "we are all in it together xD" meme is only further poisoning your minds into being pathetic trash.
Be like how I was. Start making plans to earn money, get rich and be successful. Believe me, being a millionaire isn't hard, it's one of the easiest things to do. All you have to do is go out there and earn one million dollars. Nothing more.
>but i do enjoy watching you seethe at every little mention of yourself on this board
>tfw I deleted all my posts rubbishing England on >lebbit when SA were getting hammered because I knew you would cap them to PTFO me
>tfw everything I wrote was proven correct
How the fuck do you think you won in this situation?
>spends 10 minutes driving to bottle store
>this also uses fuel
>spends 2 minutes taking bottles of shelf
>spends another 2 minutes taking bottles of shelf
>spends 10 minutes driving home
>this also uses fuel
>has to drink cordial all night
>spends 4 minutes putting bottles back on a shelf
>gets paid to do it
>have to lie about age on 4chan
>can't say 18, that's too obvious
>act like a child, so no one will believe I'm even in my twenties
>"I-I'm 19, guys"
Look, I did the same thing when I was your age desu.
It's not a proxy. Why do you believe it is?
Nice full house. Nah I'm not going to do a comic, I'm going to write a script for a short film and let (You) imagine yourself as the director.
fuck me this pathetic cashgrab better not attract a decent audience
Those Liverpoo Bandwagoners filling out the MCG was one of the most cringeworthy things I've seen
Ugly brown manlets
Resource scarcity (food and water)
Religious and ethnic conflict/tensions
Heat and humidity
Innumerable better options, even nearby
list goes on
A minority where I'm from
Poverty isn't so bad when there is no crime and most people are genuinely content.
>ugly brown manlets
There are some babes here on this island and backpackers frequent the area
Again not so much of an issue on the island I'm on
Hardly. In fact even if I weren't so rich I could eat far better off than I would in Australia. There are no restrictions on how much I can fish either. The only thing that's kind of true is that I need to buy my own water, but again there's plenty of that, and cheaper than what I would pay for water bills in Australia.
This is a problem, but not like it doesn't happen anywhere else.
>Heat and humidty
>innumerable better options, even nearby
reminds me of this
genuinely the only thing off /int/ I've ever found amusing
Half of South America/the Caribbean
Eastern Europe (i've heard good things about Bulgaria in particular)
Probably bits and pieces of Africa. Maybe Reunion, Comoros, places like that.
Some of the Pacific islands
etc. All I would say are better than Indo
Vietnam is great and honestly I wouldn't mind being over there right now.
"literally" has all of the problems you listed in the other post
Yeah a nice place.
>half of south America
Nice but way too cold and still has all the problems you listed.
>bits and pieces of Africa
hahahaha no. Zimbabwe is nice though.
Also I find it ironic that you have probably "literally" never been to any of these countries, let alone set foot outside mainland Australia.
Anyway as I previously stated, I'm in the Malukus, the spice islands. "literally" so based the Dutch decided to live here.
>Also I find it ironic that you have probably "literally" never been to any of these countries
Correct. I've only been to the generic places (North America half a dozen times; Yurup twice, Japan once).
I'm going to go to a third-world shithole for my next trip though. Any advise on which one? I was thinking Shit Lanka because I a mate who is from there. the AUS Cucket team is going there this year aswell, so I might go watch a cheeky Test.
Sri Lanka is a cool place and although I've never watched a cricket match over there I'm sure it would be great. Having a mate over there would be good because he can show you around, and I'm assuming you can't speak any of the languages so he can help you out with your essentials.
correct, but it certainly helps.
What the fuck? No I'm not upset because Indonesia is full of Chinese, I'm upset because of the racial vilification that occurred here and lack of reconciliation since the 65 massacres.
>Predictably, the social media storm has offered the usual dichotomy of opinion. Those that claim it is just who Chris Gayle is and it was nothing but innocent flirting, and those who bemoan that it is yet another example of workplace harassment towards women. The latter group feel it is their job to educate men on how it is 'not OK' - their favourite line.
>The reporter in question? She just wants to move on, focusing on the next game she will cover - she said so herself.
>Yet her acceptance of the apology does not matter. She is no longer relevant to the story, since the space has been filled by social commentators. It now has a life of its own, bypassing the individuals involved to be held as a symbolic representation of all that is wrong with sexist, patriarchal Australia.
>Herein lies the real issue. We are living in the age of the social media lynch mob, where crime and punishment is dictated via the emotions of the masses. A cricketer makes a clumsy advance on a reporter and then we are subject to an entire week's worth of analysis. The dirt file will be dug on Gayle's past exploits, and no doubt other exaggerated claims of inappropriate comments and behaviour will be offered in a fine cornucopia of disgust to feed the insatiable appetites of the Twitter brigade.
The public reaction around these sorts of events is not healthy. It is, to quote from Gayle himself, blown out of proportion. Accepting that the comments were misplaced and apologising is not enough. He has to be dragged through the mud, fined, sanctioned, and sacked from contributing columns in the media. He is the modern day equivalent to the witch of Salem, forced to publicly repent his sins to satisfy the public's thirst for blood.
SJW's on suicide watch
BICK BLACK BULL ON ABSOLUTELY BASED WATCH
>continuing to perpetuate the issue by writing analysis peices on people's analysis
>frothing over le twitter sjw boogyman when mainstream media outlets are clearly just using this to fight culture wars amongst themselves
Why are "journalists" such degenerates?
Why do dumb faggots post this shit in here?
Tbqh, they were both at work. If I said shit like that at work I'd probably get fired. The times have changed and if you don't roll with it, you'll get fucked up. If you're in the public eye and want to have your dumb comments too...
The boy in me says Fuck yeah based Chris Gayle.
The man says what a dumb shit.
>The boy in me says Fuck yeah based Chris Gayle.
>The man says what a dumb shit
Caribbeans don't work m8, they have a different culture and when reporters interview players with different cultures they should know that their responses will be different than if they were interviewing some cucked Kiwi who's too afraid to flirt at work.
No, you see he said "chink," which is a derogatory term for the Chinese, like you. "Gook" is used for Koreans, who are relatively based, so the term is not so common. You dumb chink.
Can we get a map of Australia (and NZ) showing where all the /cric/ trips and """"poorsonalities"""" live? I know the names but I have no fucking idea where everyone is supposed to be from.
>that cumskin so cucked by politically correctness he can literally only post these comments on an anonymous forum like a fucking coward otherwise he'll lose his job but then again he can get on the welfare like his bogan cousins and get government shekels that I pay for anyway in addition to the rent for a house because he can never buy one himself because we literally own all the property with capital that he can only dream of inheriting, except he won't, because he's an impoverished, lower class white boy filled with the seething hatred of watching everyone around him, including third world immigrants ascend to levels of affluence he can only sneer at externally, but crave internally, with the desire for these luxuries keeping him up all night
We OWN you, whiteboy. Never forget that.
In modern US usage, "gook" refers particularly to Communist soldiers during the Vietnam War. It is generally considered to be highly offensive. In a highly publicized incident, Senator John McCain used the word during the 2000 presidential campaign to refer to his former captors: "I hate the gooks. I will hate them as long as I live… I was referring to my prison guards and I will continue to refer to them in language that might offend." He later apologized to the Vietnamese community at large.
Post yfw a cumskin tries to discuss cricket with you.
Post yfw you can't name one east Asian cricketer.
Post yfw not a single white cricketer in Aus or NZ would cross a street to piss on you were your yellow body on fire. Post yfw 90% of your host country hates you and your cockroach ways.
He was shilling reddit back in late 2012. His "gimmick" is literally just thinking of what kind of post/opinion will rile up the most people, and then posting it.
He at one stage tried the gimmick of posting with a signiature attached to all his posts.
>His "gimmick" is literally just thinking of what kind of post/opinion will rile up the most people, and then posting it.
If that was the case he'd be shilling the fuck out of the BBL and saying he hates Test cricket
He needs a reason to be able to constantly post in /cric/ without suspicion. If he just stayed in these threads every night posting "griget is shit", it would be way too obvious to everyone that he is just trying to get (You)s.
So instead he pretends to enjoy ""some"" types of cricket so that it appears he has a legitimate reason to post in here, and makes the other bait he posts less suspicious.
>Daniel will NEVER spend every day in the jewel of the west
muscular Gatebro here to remind you that my recommendation to invest in Paris for your fantasy team has paid off, as he is selling for over half his initial purchasing value
reminder of you have him, sell next round as he's leaving the scorchers on the 8th
I actually sort of know that lad, nicknamed teefy. He is known for having an absolute club for a cock, might just be a stitch up but I have heard that he is hung like an elephant
1. Unironically uses the word "comfy"
2. Still considers AB De Villiers the best batsman in test cricket
3. Hates Mark Taylor and Mark Nicholas as commentators
4. Rates Bumble and Michael Holding as commentators
5. Has a New Zealand flag
6. Has an American flag
7. Unironically uses "us" and "we" when referring to a national cricket team
8. Openly hated Shane Watson
9. Rates Mitch Marsh but hates Shaun Marsh
10. Believes Steve Smith and David Warner are better batsmen than Kane Williamson
11. Thinks Pakistan are the best test team in the world right now
12. Gets angry when /cric/ posters start discussing "the old days"
13. Gets angry when /cric/ discussion goes off topic in any way
14. Genuinely believes they could have scored a century against the West Indies in the first test
15. Believes Joe Burns is a capable long-term opener
16. Argues unironically with Reality Check
17. Believes anything Reality Check says
I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF POO SHIT FALESMEN.
THEIR OVERRATED HACK PLAYERS GET GUARANTEED SPOTS IN THE NATIONAL TEAM FOR LIFE AND ARE LITERALLY THE REASON >WE LOST THE ASHES.
THEIR SHIT "WEATHER" PREVENTED GOATGES FROM SURPASSING BRADMAN.
WA INDEPENDENCE WHEN?
I honestly don't think there was anything malicious about that, but I can see why people would. Seems more like he was trying to calm her down or something.
>Old cunts against old cunt
>CUNT CUNT LOL XDXDXD IM STRAYAN MAYTE AND WE ALL SAY CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT MATE CHUCK A SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE CUNT XDXD :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
He is an immigrant from /v/ who came here solely for that game. I can guarantee this.
cric has more or less been confirmed as a nz containment thread
its literally your gimmick
one of the few "memes" on here based off reality
Remember when I "literally" tipped the Scorchers to win the season before? And they did so easily when everyone was backing the Stars.
Also that match could have gone either way, Sixers just got unlucky.
That collage is from the season where you got LITERALLY every prediction WRONG.
Even if you've improved your tipping skills since then, you would be very lucky to break 50/50 for your career tipping.
>being a cucktorians
>doing it unironically
why doesnt voges just pull the ultimate statpad meme and retire with the second highest average of all time
>Economy rate 8.11
start knitting lad
Hardly anyone takes him on in those middle overs as teams seem to be content to look for singles and punish the ultra bad ball. Having an economy of 6.84 from 19 overs is bretty good
Jesus Christ you're not wrong. It's just so unnecessarily flowery that you're wondering why he's even writing news articles. I mean for fuck sake it took him about four paragraphs to say "It's a bit murky and the pitch is soaked oh no look now we can play again. Feels like a fucking creative writing assignment.
Wait, is it actually his daughter? If so then there is literally nothing wrong with this. Next SJW faggots are going to say is sexist or "fucked up" for a dad to kiss his daughter goodnight.
>judging bowlers by performances on roads
might as well say ab is a shit bat because he got btfo by ravi ashwin in nagpur