TELL DE TRUTH edition
WAS: Redskins to give out "You Like That" towels at Wild Card game
PIT: Local sandwich chain, "Primanti Bros." sends large platter of deluxe sandwiches to Bills front office as a Thank You for defeating the Jets
SEA: Seahawks "hopeful New England returns to superbowl" for rematch
STL: Rams owner Stan Kroenke argues the NFL owes the Rams a new stadium in LA, cites previous contract agreement
NYG: Eli Manning on Caughlin: "We failed him"
BUF: Bills owner gives Rex Ryan 1 year to make playoffs
IND: Colts give Pagano 4 year extension
IND: Vinateri has no plans on retiring, wants to play 21st season
DAL: Manziel, RGIII vying for job with Cowboys
NO: Brees will not need foot surgery
NE: Brady seen walking to practice with no limp
JAX: Jaguars fire DC Bob Babich
CIN: Dalton's cast is off
NFL: League states concussion film "took liberties"
NCAA: Former USC coach Steve Sarkisian eying NFL job
4CH: NFL Blitz for N64 considered for /v/'s updated "top 100 games ever"
Reminder that Eaglesbros are getting Gased God.
>IND: Vinateri has no plans on retiring, wants to play 21st season
Is he insane?
Isn't he almost 43?
>Sean Payton to remain as Saints coach
>Division currently dominated by the Panthers
>Bucs are up and coming
>Falcons are still the Falcons
Saints confirmed bottom feeders in the NFC South and Drew Brees fades to obscurity.
>Is it RACIST that the Cowboys didnt fire Jason Garrett? I bet a black coach woulda been fired!
>Travis Kelce didn't get in trouble for dancing because hes white and the NFL is RACIST
>Did Ronda Rousey get famous and not Layla Ali because of RACISM?
>Did the Redskins bench RGIII because they're a RACIST organization?
>Did that newspaper that criticized Cam Newton do it because they're RACIST?
Why the fuck do any of us keep watching this shit station?
Let's be honest though.
Can he save Philly?
That organization needs strict management and they just fired someone solely because he gave them just that.
Kansas City and Houston are literally the exact same team. Both started off with 5 losses before whipping off incredible second half finishes (1-5, 10-0 after; 2-5, 7-2 after). both lost their star RB early in the year. Both have incredibly shit QBs who don't turn the ball over. Both rely on their defense. Houston should have the advantage because of being at home, so if I were you I'd bet on them covering the spread. Vegas is about to make millions off of everyone following the "experts" claiming it's an easy win for KC
It's been 5 years since Cam meme'd on them and Oregon is STILL booty blasted
Here, SC Top 10 archive updated right after broadcasts. Now you have no excuse to watch ESPN unless there is a live sporting event. You're welcome.
>PIT: Local sandwich chain, "Primanti Bros." sends large platter of deluxe sandwiches to Bills front office as a Thank You for defeating the Jets
I've never been to Pittsburgh but I remember that place from Man vs. Food. Looked good.
Just the front office though? The players don't get any? Because Red will probably just eat them all if it's just the front office.
As an unwed father who is still with the mother, I get it. I love the girl, she's the bee's knees but hee parents fucked her credit and if we get married, I adopt her shitty credit aka no more nice houses and nice things for us
Who in the next draft has the potential to be the next Cam Newton?
It WAS a yes before Kroenke took a fat verbal shit on my city, publically. I don't care what the reason was for. I love the team, so I'm rooting for them, but Kroenke's shit has me at a 50/50 chance of jumping ship. Might switch to the Cardinals since that was my grandfather's team before he died. Probably not, though.
>NYG: Eli Manning on Caughlin: "We failed him"
Eli's gonna be in mourning for a year, isn't he?
No, you just have this situation with 50% of black NFL players. Apparently the girl sleeps around and they kept it quiet because he didn't even know if he was the father. Why the fuck would he marry it?
I'm honestly pissed off the Texans made the playoffs simply because we have to deal with Chiefs fans again. Up until week 17, I was excited about squeaking in. Once I saw the matchup was KC, all of the excitement of winning the division went out the window because now we have to deal with undoubtedly the most delusional fanbase in sports. Out of every game thread I was in this year, any game featuring KC fans has been by far the worst and filled with the most cancer. Royals, Chiefs, Jayhawks, you fucking name it. Worst fanbase in sports. At first I accepted going one and done but now I pray they at least make it to the 2nd round just so these faggots don't have a reason to post for the next 3 months.
None of them. He is a once in a lifetime player. The size of a linebacker, the height of a small forward, the running ability of a top tier runningback, and now a GREAT arm.
But I mean the black QB from clemson would be the closest since he's black
>SEA: Seahawks "hopeful New England returns to superbowl" for rematch
Be careful what you wish for...
Because you just might get it
How sad was Eli?
Was he actually visibly upset or is this all played up by the media?
You are now aware that Darren McFadden had a 1089 yard 4.6 ypc year and didn't get injured once
You are now aware that despite the crippling injuries to 2 major key defensive players the Defense still played decent and would have been a top 10 if it weren't for the freakishly low turnover rate
You are now aware that with Tony Romo and Dez healthy this offense is a Top 5 again.
You are now Aware that the Cowboys have the 4th overall pick and with the recent home run drafting years that they could have the best draft this year
You are now Aware the Cowboys are be Superbowl favorites next season and will be fully healthy all year
You are now Aware that the Cowboys Dynasty will get started before Romo retires.
This is hypothetical FACT and cannot be disproven
>implying i give a shit about gambling or butt blasted posters opinion of me
>Concussions now taking players out of games where they would have played a few years ago
>Most defenders tackling the knees in order to not risk getting flagged for helmet to helmet, so more joint fuckery
>CBA reduced number of offseason workouts, so players have less time to get back into shape before training camp, and as a result you see a lot more injuries (especially torn ACLs) before the season even starts
Nor the size. Vince was a big dude but still pretty lanky (pretty sure he only weighed around 225-235). If you stand Cam up to 2008 VY, he would dwarf him. Cam is just a monster. And I say this as a UT alum who loves Vince like the father he never had
>Ugly black women don't fuck a lot of black men
I know your country is nigger free, so take my word for it, black women get a disproportionate amount of dick relative to their attractiveness compared to other races. They have no value over their body, they have a culture of bastards/single parenting, and a black man will fuck almost anything with a pussy
I'd actually not at that point. I don't want to be a bandwagoner. It'd probably be Lions, Eagles, Raiders, or Jets at that point. Their fans have been awesome here and I genuinely want those teams to do well. Or maybe the Jags, because I really like Khan.
So in light of the movie Concussion and the slippery slope the NFL will have with all these probably suicides caused by CTE
How can the NFL evolve and make this sport safer? Because let's all be honest, this head trauma shit is no joke. Does the NFL invest a shit ton of money in crazy safer helmets? Or Does the NFL change how players can tackle?
What if. WHAT IF. The NFL actually made the padding and helmets more minimal like back in the 30s and the league over the course of a few years adopted a more Rugby style of tackling?
Would this be better or worse for the sport?
Shitting on the Eagles and their fans is more of a meme than their fans deserve. Raiders fans easily shitpost less than the Chiefs and Broncos fans.
I'm used to disappointment. Nowhere to go but up.
Who will be the Russell Wilson of the upcoming draft?
Serious question, no memes, serious answers only, HOW do you stop the 2016-2017 Dallas Cowboys America's Team?
You cant, dont be a prisoner of the moment, fluke injuries are the only reason the Cowboys are in the superbowl this year, add a top draft pick and a healthy team, unstoppable.
>rooring for the lions right after Megatron jumps ship
Biggest mistake you'll ever make
>Newton passed for two touchdowns and rushed for two touchdowns in the Panthers’ 38-10 win over Tampa Bay. With the victory, Carolina improved to 15-1 and clinched home-field advantage throughout the NFC playoffs.
>He completed 21 of 26 passes (80.8 percent) for 293 yards with two touchdowns and no interceptions for a 139.3 passer rating. It marked his eighth game with a 100+ rating this season.
>Newton has 31 career games with both a passing touchdown and a rushing touchdown, tied for the most in NFL history with Pro Football Hall of Famer Steve Young.
>Newton is the first player in NFL history with at least 30 passing touchdowns (35) and 10 rushing touchdowns (10) in a single season.
>In his fifth season from Auburn, this is Newton’s eighth career Player of the Week Award and fifth this season (Weeks 9, 11, 13, 15).
>Newton’s five Player of the Week Awards are tied for the most in a season in NFL history (Tom Brady, 2007).
>Newton is the first player to win five Player of the Week Awards in a nine-week span within a season.
Say it with me /nfl/
"Cam Newton will win the MVP"
Should be unanimous but you'll have a couple votes going to Wilson/Brady/Palmer from their affiliated voters.
I was just about to post that
It should be a serious penalty to hit someone in the helmet.
It literally happens every play. You can fucking hear it.
This is actually an interesting wrinkle in the game.
>mfw AP rushes for 200 yards
The difference between rugby and American football is the pacing of the game. Rugby has a fairly continuous, non-stop sort of play where players are sort of jogging along with the play. Whereas foot ball has a lot of stopping and going; this results in people going from being still, to going full speed, to being still again. Taking away the pads for a sport where players are going full speed into one another (instead of wrap up tackling like rugby) makes for a much more dangerous sport. The padding is useful. Helmets are a detriment imo. I feel without helmets, players would instinctively protect their head when going in for contact, instead of using it as a weapon. But I imagine, play without helmets Would lead to a lot of "illegal hands to face" calls, especially In the trenches
Teddy Bustwater confirmed for 80 passing yards max on 10 passes Sunday
What dumb animals.
That shit probably kills their life expectancy.
>"Jerry Jones is only handsome because he got plastic surgery, not because hes a natural beauty"
Thought on the movie Concussion?
>tfw my theater has $5 wednesday tickets
The Concussion movie is garbage and might barely break even. Only people moved by it are players who have something to gain, and self righteous media talking heads.
The way to solve the problem is to make players sign waivers where they acknowledge the risks associated and that the NFL is not liable.
Stronger/Safer helmets will only mean players hit harder. Any benefit they offer is offset by harder tackling.
Minimal padding is not an option either because once there is an inevitable concussion the league will be sued for not using safer helmet technology or some bullshit.
Kids have a wide variety of sports to choose from. Baseball, Soccer, Basketball are safer and if a kid decides to go into football instead, that's his prerogative. Until you get to college (and often even there), football is just a contest of athleticism anyway. Blame the kids for not dedicating themselves to a safer sport that requires a bit more skill/practice compared to lifting weights
>"The Cowboys stadium isnt the greatest man made structure since the Pyramids of Giza and the Grand Canyon"
Doesn't matter idiot, Cowboys will draft the next Joe Montana/Tom Brady hybrid QB in this draft and he will learn under Romo while Romo wins the next couple of superbowls and then our new stud QB will take over
what are the chances that Green Bay gets it's shit together? who has faith?
You don't read well do you
The guy is talking about the scenario of his team leaving St Louis so he has to switch teams
I'm telling him the lions aren't just a mistake because they suck all the time
But now a generational talent is bailing
There is 0 reason to start rooting for the lions now
Just like all of our antidrug/smoking education shit from elementary school to high school stopped people from using them.
Football players aren't the brightest, and in the heat of the moment, they'll lower their heads despite a lifetime of learning not to. That solves nothing.
you wouldn't be torn at all. You'd first go into shock, realizing that you subconsciously never expected the Lions to ever actually win an Owl. That would last anywhere from like an hour to like two weeks. Then you'd be over-the-top giddy. Then when the Lions inevitably give Megatron a ring during some ceremony the season after the Owl you'd feel happy for him but it'd still be bittersweet because you'd think the perfect ending to his career would be to have played in an Owl. But eventually you'd come to realize that there is no 'end' in NFL play and the show must go on.
Will Mike McCarthy bench Adams and remember a fucking slant is? Yes? Well their defense is great even if it's still prone to >Capers, and Rodgers is Rodgers so yes if McCarthy stops being a retard Green Bay can get their shit together. But since he's Mike McCarthy? No they're going 1 and done.
>parents don't want their kids getting into football
>potential NFL talent is now playing in other sports
>the overall talent pool for NFL severely decreases into the college level
>the NFL becomes CFL level within the next 2 decades
Now that Darren McFadden has a competent O Line that will always prevent him from injury, when him and Ezekiel Elliot make up our back field, is there any doubt they will combine for 3,500-3,800 rushing yards next season?
Fields are heated from below and won't freeze over, and this will still be 15 degrees or so warmer. Still should be fun.
Question: If cold helps vikings win, will they desperately try altering their new stadium's design to put in a retractable roof?
>parents don't want their kids getting into football
And they shouldn't. Pro Basketball players make way more off of endorsements and Pro Baseball players make way more off of salary. Both are far safer
>parents don't want their kids getting into football
You forget that half of the NFL was probably raised by a single mother who won't give a shit about her son's health as long as he does something that could have them both set for life
Who else is gonna be waving these with me at the game come this Sunday as we fucking rape Green Bay?
youth participation is down in every major youth sport, though? football, basketball, baseball, soccer, all have less significantly less kids playing recently. ironically MORE are playing youth hockey, which is funny because it also has a lot of hits, but it's still less than a million people under 18 playing, unlike the 4 major youth sports.
It's going to be the Rise of US soccer.
>Parents have kids play soccer because it's safe and the Money is much better if they get signed onto a club
>can forgo college to play for a professional club when
>the next Messi is some Mexican American kid from California that would have been the next GOAT NFL player
>leads the US to a World cup
/r/ the nfl playoff bracket template so i can fill it out
feel free to post yours too
Are you not aware of how icing over works? Ice doesn't fall from the sky, top layer of snow melts through to bottom during day and freezes underneath once the sun is down. Fields are heated when stadium is not in use so that the melt doesn't freeze over the night(s) before, and crews constantly clear snow from the field before the game. During play they really only do it on yard lines because there's no threat of newly fallen snow icing over in that short of a time frame
I grew up in Alabama and even I know this shit
Titans. They're of equally shitty talent but the Titans are in the easier division. Only positive is that San Francisco is better than Nashville, but if you have the same salary I'd imagine the COL is better in Nashville
Lets do some simple math, shall we? Last season Darren Mcfadden only started for about half the season and only had 239 carries.
He ended up with 1,089 rush yards, so if we double his number of carries, we can determine that his number of carries 478 x 4.6(his ypc) = 2,198.8 yards
Factor in the fact that rookie pro bowler O Lineman La'el Collins will get EVEN better and help Mcfadden break some more runs, I can accurately about 250 extra yards
in final, next year Darren McFadden will rush for about... 2,198.8 yards +250 bonus La'el Collins yards= 2,448.8
Hey man that's what made Favre great. You take the good with the bad. The up's with the down's. The miracle touchdowns with the heart crushing interceptions. The magic and winning with the painkillers and booze. It was all worth it.
Thank you GOAT gunslinger I miss you ;_;
kek, this reminds me of the time I was trying to explain to some hick from Georgia that putting salt on stairs would stop them from icing up. He called me retarded like 9 times and thought we were fucking with him.
>Which NFL blitz? I still play 2000 regularly
The original on N64, but like you I prefer the later games.
>that abandoned oil rig in france
are you talking about the Eiffel Tower anon? because that's not an oil rig
>Google "'your team' concept logo"
>Come back with the worst you find
I couldn't decide, so I'm posting both.
>pre Brady Era
Lel grandpa go take your Valium and stfu
But you did take chemistry right? They teach you that solutions have a different melting point than just water. Or were you too cool for school?
I don't know what those gloves can do, but what I do know is that catching a football even with gloves in anywhere between 0-10 degrees Fahrenheit hurts like a bitch after about 5 minutes
I'm just going to save everyone some time
I like this one actually
>Ram that just got his wisdom teeth removed
Is it bad that I don't really mind the Browns, Titans, Jets, and Texans logos? The Rams is in the right direction, but it's off.
>Patriot "fans" knowing their history
>all around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces
I kind of like how they combined the Tricorn, Pat Patriot, and Flying Elvis in this one, not gonna lie.
What the fuck was Nike thinking with those ugly as fuck elastic strips in the collar? It makes players look like the just got a load busted on their chest, fucks sake. They couldn't cover it up with more cloth?
If there is anyone on earth who can make a dolphin look cool, please come forth. I'm begging you
Did he or did he not play his way to a Super Bowl and NFC championship game?
Last I checked, you have to win a few games to get that far.
I'm not vouching for his skill but "proven winner" is a label that can still be attached to him.
well, I was born in 96, and started watching pats games with my dad in 2000s, and I distinctly remember the super bowl against the rams in 01. I can tell you that through thick and thin, I will support the pats, even if it means enduring a brownslike stretch of terribleness
>tfw panthers will have the best rating in madden 17
>kaep is a proven winner
haven't the last few seasons disproven that entirely?
Fun fact: Detroit got its name from ghetto people pronouncing it wrong
Detroit used to be a French Fort called De Troit(DAY TWAH) but ghetto people had to be like
"MAN GOTTA GET ME JOB UP IN DEEE TROYT"
>the Raiders will finally have players with 90 ratings and above
>the raiders will finally be useable
if baalke wasn't surrounding him with a half-nigger-faggot infested OL and receivers that are either over the hill or just plain shit. plus harbs got fired and is now making JAKE FUCKING RUDOCK look draftable
>mike rob asked "when you were on the seahawks, what was it you feared about kap?"
>"not when he threw, not when frank gore ran, but when kap ran the ball himself"
>there will never be another running swagman touchdown
AFCN:Steelers looks like hipster bs and the bengals logo looks like a shrimp with a tigers head , fitting desu
AFCS: This one ain't that bad
AFCE:FIns logo looks gay as fuck but better than the current one
AFCW:Raiders looks try hard and bolts looks majestically gay
NFCN:lions look like a cat with a lot of hair
NFCS: Not bad
NFCE: All of these looks gay
NFCW: Fix the seahawks and cardinals both look like gay disney characters
look how a-rodge turned out compared to smeth
shit, look how smeth turned out once he escaped mr. york's wild ride
goff is better off not being drafted by the naners unless he goes to cleveland
Pats had the 1 seed and couldn't keep it.
>all they had to do is win one game and they found a way to lose both of them
s-see you in Denver.
Aside from the Donkeys winning the right game? I can tell you why the Pats lost it
>Patsies gutted by injury
>Josh McFucktard calling fucktarded plays
I'm sure you're familiar with that sentiment
>Belichick not risking aggravating injuries to starters when a bye-week is already secured
>Run game gone with terrible O line play, inconsistent play from RB backups
>Brady taking at least two sacks a game, again thanks to terrible O line play
>Brady not given enough time to allow shitty WRs to get open, again thanks to O line being shit
>Gronk spending most of his time blocking to make up for bad O line
>Several O line starters, Vollemer and Solder come to mind, ded, others like Stork out of position, leading to dysfunction
>Offense can't stay on the field long enough for anything to happen thanks to sloppy O line play
Basically, fuck the Pats O line
>mfw Jags trade Allen Hurns to Detroit for a 3rd and 4th rounder and Calvin Johnson and he has a 2007 Randy Moss-tier season en route to his first ring
God damn the Jaguars already have the best receiving corps in the NFL but this shit wouldn't even be fair
He has a noodle arm and can't throw in bad weather like Buffalo.
I never really thought Fitzpatrick was that good, but he was adequate enough to get carried by the defense and good supporting cast on offense to 10 wins. His numbers were inflated by the best receiving duo in the nfl.
Why arn't there any commercials with Cousins and the "YOU LIKE THAT?!" meme?
Usually corps rape these sayings to death once they're popular.
>for some odd reason
more like they collapsed under the weight of all their injuries. It was only a matter of time. Bye week will heal them a bit but the damage is already done. Team's one and done at best.
yeah and I bet you think the Ravens going 5-11 was just "them sucking".
This "injuries are no excuse" meme is bullshit. There's a reason the players are starters and the inferior players are backups. The only two teams with more injuries were the Giants and Ravens and shocker, they both didn't make it to the playoffs. Your theory only works when it's 1-2 players are injured not 60% of the starting roster.
Looks like the CSU Rams just a smidgen
The man who singlehandedly saved baseball and keeps the 90s home run craze from being a complete steroid infested wash. Not to mention, the man invented swag.
>comparing a QB having his best season to a QB having a "better than usual" season.
Don't be a Peyton Manning, Brady doesn't deserve it every year. Let Cam have his fun in the sun, there's a good chance it may never happen again while Brady is almost guaranteed to do it again next year.
Usually it's the SB winners
Camn will meme into a 99 with mvp
So he will be the run cheese
Norman will meme to like 3rd best cornertheir D line will all be rated high as well as cuckly and davus
Fuck off. I'm sick of Disney Sports and other media outlets pushing this fucking cuckery down our throats. Tom Brady has 4 Superbowl rings. Newton has never won a playoff game. If he's the negro equivalent of Brady then negros are clearly inferior
>...Tre Mason in a trade from the Rams for the first pick!
>mfw the tits miss out on bosa
God damn that would be retarded, thats a cleveland browns tier draft selection
the only rape going on is towards the opposing team's defense.
>The man who singlehandedly saved baseball
that would be pic related famalam
Watched Concussion the other night
I think the NFL tried to make the most boring movie of all time and you'd have to be brain dead in the first place to buy Will Smith's fake african accent.
>Hating this goose stepping sack machine
What's it like to be a beta nigger lover?
>The man who singlehandedly saved baseball
Saw Cal Ripken Jr and Ken Griffey Jr play in the same game and the Big unit pitched. Buncha mooks broke into my car that night and stole CD's. Fuck Baltimore.
You are now aware Big Ben Rapemyburgerking has the highest Passer Rating of all time in playoff road games.
If Peyton Manning isn't considered a cheater than why the fuck is Brady? because deflating balls is so much more worse than using HGH
>e-everybody does it
what happened to "cheating is cheating". I swear logic is thrown out the window when talking about Peyton. As far as i'm concerned i'm not calling Brady a cheater until Peyton is called a cheater.
Why didn't you do it /nfl/?
Why didn't you become a specialized player in the NFL that gets paid millions of dollars to only be on the field for a couple of plays?
They have long snappers make millions of dollars and they only play a handful of snaps
Punt kickers are multi million dollar athletes.
It could have been your dream to be a chill as fuck athlete multimillionaire that shit posts on 4chan
>tripfag trying to insult with blog comment
O the ironing
I've said this before, but kickers, punters, and long snappers are some of the hardest positions to actually get a job in for the NFL. there's always a large supply every year since good talent typically comes from many different schools, not just the top P5 ones. on the other side though, there's relatively low demand since their careers can last a lot longer than most positions, leading to very few openings. add in the existing free agent market chomping at the bit to replace anyone that gets dumped midseason, and you have a market that's hard to break into. if you actually had the talent to make it in the pros, other positions might be easier.
Who is that one white wide receiver that was like 6-4 making waves in college?
I want my eagles to grab him
I know that I was always pretty miffed about there not being a retractable roof for exactly this reason.
The thing is however is that a franchise would NEVER open the roof to invite worse conditions. You look at the requirements for the roof to be open at Indianapolis, essentially they don't open that sonofabitch unless the weather is the equivalent of a gorgeous spring day in the foothills of Italy.
Crowds on average prefer the home theater expierence instead of the culture of actually watching a football game, thus the dream of an authentic outdoor experience is dying swiftly.
tfw the football gods want the Vikings to win
One of the most important responsibilities of any good team is their ability to respond to injuries.
If your starters get hurt and that's all you have for talent, then that's the team's fault. There is no "lol we COULD have won if (player) was in"
i cant wait for 2017 for the opening of arthur's asshole in atlanta
seriously though, when they spent $500,000 on its design, did no one really not say "it looks like an asshole"?
>cheatings not cheating if you get away with it
Then how come Any Given Sunday doesn't use NFL logos even though it's clearly the NFL?
Same with The Replacements
These are not the pass interference calls you are looking for
/vikes bet/ lad here. I've gone and waster another £5 haha.
>Obi Wan Flacobi vs. Benikan Rothliswalker
BATTLE OF THE BIG GUYS
>if i say someone is cheating without any proof they're still cheating
worked for deflategate
still proven innocent in the court of law, eat my dick Goodell
Plus the Broncos cheating the salary cap is well documented.
New England bandwagoners are always quick to remind people of how Brady was discovered through the depth of New England's backups but whenever their backups have zero farmiliarity with the system it's always "LOL JUST OHR JV TEAM IT'S NIT LIKE YOU BEAT THE REAL PATRIOTS"
Can't wait til the fan base returns to the low support era of the Carrol era.
People seem to think that lives are compartmentalized.
They think because someone does one thing well and also does another thing well, that these are individual, separated facets of their character. They think the person who studies diligently in school also "just happens" to be organized. That the person who treats his dog with love and respect also "just happens" to be well liked by others.
Let me make this clear: the identity of a human is not compartmentalized. Their achievements, their failures, their mannerisms, their reputation, their friends, their families, and yes - even their wife, are all part of a cohesive persona. A single instance of an integrated identity.
The way Kirk Cousins plays football is the same way he drives his car. The way he brushes his teeth. The way he combs his hair. Don't you leave this sub thinking you know nothing about football. You do. You know because the way Kirk Cousins plays football is the exact same way he treats his wife.
A few months ago, I was publicly mocked and degraded for stating unequivocally that Kirk Cousins would never cheat on his wife. I was told that, statistically speaking, nothing is impossible, and that a theoretical set of circumstances could one day arise which would make him unfaithful. I just smiled knowingly and told them that no rational analysis could ever accurately model the relationship between Kirk and Julie. Who's laughing now, society?
TOXINS WIN DA OWL
new england cheated anon.
kraft knows they did.
brady knows he did.
bellicheck knows he did.
even you know they did.
thats why you're throwing such a hissy fit about it.
and jumping up and down with tears streaming down your cheeks while shouting "BRADY IS INNOCENT" only makes you look dumb.
>tfw once the panthers win the owl I'll have no reason left to live
Because any given Sunday shows
Players on drug
Quarterbacks who are so banged up they forget half their lives
Doctors giving players drugs who shouldn't be
Owners who are pieces of shit
Players on drugs a lot
Players beating their wives
It's supposed to be pretty accurate about the off the field shit is why
Who remembers lts prime? Getting Coked up before games fucking hookers the night before or pac man jones 50,000 dollar stripper parties with guns or Antonio's 13 kids with 9 different women m?
>believing what E!SPN has fabricated
>being so bitchmade they apologized at nighttime when their retarded fanbase were sleeping
Where's the proof? Because any "proof" you little bitches try to bring up was already used in court, and guess what? It didn't work. Jewdell was so buttmad about it that they are appealing, therefore spending even more money.
He's probably just playing monkey for some of the pussy owners that want some sort of "justice", instead of wanting to fix their shit team.