GOOD WILL HUNTING edition
NYG: Caughlin - "Eli, it's not your fault"
DET: Megatron "contemplating retirement"
NO: Shaun Payton - "I plan on finishing my career here"
CLE: LeBron James marketing firm cuts ties with Johnny Manziel, LeBron states he's "a distraction for everyone around him"
GB: McCarthy - "We didn't deserve to win the division"
SF: Reggie Bush sues St. Louis Rams facilities after season-ending slip on concrete
NFL: Committee to vote in off season to allow both teams in overtime to posess the football even if the first team to do so scores a TD
WAS: Redskins to give out "You Like That" towels at Wild Card game
PIT: Local sandwich chain, "Primanti Bros." sends large platter of deluxe sandwiches to Bills front office as a Thank You for defeating the Jets
SEA: Lynch returns to practice Wednesday
MIN: Peterson's agent banned for 3 years by Players Association
STL: Rams owner Stan Kroenke argues the NFL owes the Rams a new stadium in LA, cites previous contract agreement
BUF: Bills owner gives Rex Ryan 1 year to make playoffs
IND: Vinateri has no plans on retiring, wants to play 21st season
NE: Brady seen walking to practice with no limp
JAX: Jaguars fire DC Bob Babich
CIN: Dalton's cast is off
PHI: Eatdatpussy445 video makes FoxSports news
NFL: League states concussion film "took liberties"
NCAA: Former USC coach Steve Sarkisian eying NFL job
>NFL: Committee to vote in off season to allow both teams in overtime to posess the football even if the first team to do so scores a TD
That would be a collosal mistake.
If your defense can't stop 1 drive from ending in a TD, then you don't deserve to get the ball.
>tfw posting in two different threads about the same thing and forget which thread is which
BITCH YOU DID ME SOOOOOO WROOOOOONG
I DON'T WANNA GOOOOOO OOOOOONNN
LIVING IN THIS WOOOORLD WITHOUT YOU
lets set the record straight:
The Patriots cheated by filming the opposing teams plays
The Patriots cheated by deflating footballs
these are all real and actually happened.
Now the real question is, why? why does Bill feel the need to cheat when the Patriots still do good regardless? The Patriots don't NEED to cheat and yet they do. Why? it feels like they purposely want to tarnish their own organization.
>mfw The Seahawks are going to Super Bowl 50
>mfw the 12th Man takes over San Francisco
It'll be a glorious day.
>tfw I said this after draft day
>tfw Chargers fans laughed at me
>drafting Wisconsin oline babbys, especially in the first round
It's not your fault, Eli. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. No. It's not your fault.
>multiple rule changes every year that only benefit the pats
>get caught cheating every year, no wins taken away
>literal refball every time they're losing
hurr durr the nfl doesn't want us to win
It's a simple concept.
1. If first team scores TD, the other team HAS to score a TD or they lose.
2. If the other team DOES in return score a TD, the game is tied.
3. Everything else regarding field goals and turnovers stays as is.
There. I just fixed overtime for everyone.
>Got to go to my very first Colts game last year on my birthday
>Grandma passed away a day later
>multiple rule changes every year that only benefit the pats
they benefit every team that has a good offense, Patriots just happen to have a good offense. Years ago the rules benefited the Colts and Peyton Manning while neutering the Patriot's physical defense.
>mfw a autistic retard on 4chan has a better overtime plan than 50 years of the nfl can produce
>implying that cuck can get past this based alpha black demi-god
>yfw you will never hold Eli to your breast and tell him everything will be alright
Think Bill Cosby and McNabb will share a prison cell?
If your parents named you a jock named like Chad or Brock, but you turned out to be a manlet, would you change your named when you were old enough? I know a 5'5" guy named Blake Steele. Kinda disappointing imho
but that would implying the Patriots cheated their first three owl wins when filming opponents was legal to do at the time. If anything:
without cheating: 3 owls with Belichick, 0 losses
with cheating: 1 owl with Belichick, 2 losses
they were doing better when they followed the NFL's rules more and not getting in trouble every week.
Don't worry bro, we will drink some beers and eat Papa Johns and talk it over
>DET: Megatron "contemplating retirement"
who /considering suicide/ here?
Can you blame him?
The team is a mess and the one man that is more responsible than anyone else for it just got a 4-year extension.
>Peterson's agent banned for 3 years by Players Association
what did he do?
>STL: Rams owner Stan Kroenke argues the NFL owes the Rams a new stadium in LA, cites previous contract agreement
Whenever I think we have the worst owner in the NFL, I remind myself that Stan Kroenke is also an NFL owner.
too bad the seahawks, the chiefs, the texans, the panthers and the steelers can't play scrub teams forever. well at least now that it's the playoffs their fan bases can come back to reality
Poor Eli. Coughlin stuck with him through everything, the ups and the downs.
As far as that good will hunting quote.
Sounds crazy but that shit hit home. If you've ever been in love with someone who was raped, you understand. The shit people do to each other
>the panthers can't play scrub teams forever.
panthers 5-0 this season against teams that are in the playoffs
patriots are 4-0
broncos are 5-3 i think
so just take your bandwagon ass back to the espn forums faggot
Apparently the guy above you
>BUF: Bills owner gives Rex Ryan 1 year to make playoffs
>inb4 Rex hires his fatter more useless brother and everyone eats the cake and declares them the AFC East Champs
that team with the ten game winning streak is doing okay
Patriots aren't that good but neither is the rest of the AFC tbqh. Broncos made a shitload of mistakes against the chargers that get disregarded because they won, Chiefs are a meme team that's going to implode in the wildcard. Steelers defense is fucking horrible and their offense doesn't do well unless their run game gets going. Bengals are chokers, and the Texans are literally the perfect team to get BTFO by the Patriots.
Patriots could make the owl on that note, but win it? nah
Osweiler is going to take the broncos to the conference finals then get injured in the 4th quarter of the game before the conference finals (with a good lead so they'll still win) then Peyton starts in the conference final. Against who? Tom Brady. Last Peyton vs brady game ever. The league will make sure this happens of course.
Sorry friend, Seahawks aren't surviving the second coming of the ice bowl.
14-9 Vikings, cap that shit
>How often was he double or triple covered like calvin johnson?
Rice always had as many guys as the other team could throw at him.
You don't get the rep of being the best receiver in football without opposing defenses taking notice and trying to shut you down.
There is your answer
Lucky it is even televised
we all know andy reid's checkered past
but that wasn't the assertion
the assertion was "no team is very good lately"
chiefs have been very good
how many teams with a winning record did they lose to during that ten game winning streak?
you wasted your good QB with owl losses
if you think those texans redskins wins are impressive you're really deusional. plus you got those records all wrong, but great job with them espn faggot memes. as i said you'll have to come back to earth eventually
Jerry was the alpha of modern training really. He was only like 6'1 (listed as 6'2) around 180-190 lbs in his prime, he bulked up as he got older.
Google jerry rice and the hill.
Jerry rice trained 10 hours at least a day every single day. Everything he did was towards football. Every single thing. There has or was no one like him in the history of the sport. 24/7 365, 100%. You have guys like to and Crabtree saying they couldn't keep up with him in his late 30's when he trained.
And yes he was constantly double teamed, tripled and bracketed. "If he's open throw it to him, if he's covered throw it to him" Steve young
Keep in mind also if Jerry played now with the rules the way they are he'd be cracking 2000. He was that dominate. His cardio and route running was the key. He would cut guys up underneath all day and as the game went on, they'd be tired as fuck and he'd cut them up deep
literally every football fan will want to watch it but millions of people have cut their cable in the past year
if you get to know me you'll find i'm a gentleman and a scholar
Bruncos v Seacocks rematch
Brunco get BTFO again causing a shitstorm and many bootytears
>literally every football fan will want to watch it
>chiefs winning a playoff game, let alone 2
Is it being played in London?
Every team before this year used "deflated" footballs.
All these injuries are due to the NFL actually checking air pressure in balls.
Prove me wrong.
We'd have a monster LB corps with Poz, Daryl and Telvin
>Josh McDaniels could be the new Giants coach
HOLY FUCK YES
please make me feel good about buying this coat
/fa/ didnt like it
who /missedonliterallyeverythingelse/ here?
still want to cop that one as well
shit looks stupid as fuck desu
"fashion" is for ugly people tbqh
Oh you're one of those people who think coaches matter a lot more than they actually do. I'd rather have elite players instead of an elite coach. Most good qbs in the league call/change the plays anyways. The coach gives a suggestion bit the qb can over rule the coach and do whatever the fuck he wants. In the pros at least. They're important in highschool and younger. College too.
I used to think the same way, then I became old enough to post here.
So what would be the worst possible Superbowl this year?
Toxins vs Green Bay for sheer abhorrence?
R*****s vs Patriots for maximum liberal butthurt?
Punthers vs Stoolers for memes and dancing jiggaboos?
CLOWNEY IS ELITE
A coach can only do so much
Belicheat cant save the browns (probably)
youre a meme loving fuck
ice up son, ice up
Im not ugly but im short so by default I have to dress well
>tfw Elite GM
Don't fall off the wagon please based Scot
>Belicheat can't save the browns
he would of if Art Modell wasn't a fucking asshole and turned them into the Ravens.
I bet you don't even know the first thing about reads, I bet you don't know the first thing about NFL level plays in fact.
Fun fact it's not only the QB on offense making reads and changes during a play.
>coaching is only calling the offensive plays
>remember 14-1 actually happened
I copped the brown one like a dumbass
gotta get dem dere earth tones
more than likely
the new browns however are a giant pile of cursed shit that falls over and festers every season
When the fraudulent panthers got exposed
the thing that keeps Falcons fans from killing themselves
>the new browns however are a giant pile of cursed shit that falls over and festers every season
the Browns are an ouroboros of suck.
But Modell had Belichick under contract during and after the move. It still puzzles me that Modell fired him.
It was his first time around and he was relatively in experienced.And he went 11-5 before he got shit canned for a bad season.
Tomlin, bb, Reid, harbaugh, Arians all have routinely taken injury plagued teams to the playoffs. Yes Reid is elite
>tfw your GM is your head coach
works great if you're the Patriots, terrible if you're the Eagles
That's the kind of coaching I'm talking about. Coaching in terms of teaching is aleads important but pro qbs who are worth anything don't need to rely on the coach calling the plays
>Pledge abstinence in honor of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ (thank you Based Carr)
>On date with girlfriend
>We order our food, as the food is placed in front of us she starts eating
>My heart sinks into my chest, I shoot her a look that would make the Devil himself uneasy
>I quietly say grace and apologize to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for my girlfriend's ignorance (thank you Based Carr)
>I eat the beautiful meal as I tell my girlfriend about how promising the Raiders look for next season (thank you Based Carr)
>As I start telling her about Carr, suddenly she gets excited and says she wants to go back home, she even recommends skipping out on the bill so we can get home faster
>I laugh at the thought as that would be a sin, I happily pay the bill and once again that God for providing for us (thank you Based Carr)
>We drive back home and without warning my girlfriend throws herself on me
>She knocks my crucifix off of the wall and starts to unbutton my pants
>The temptation was overwhelming, but with the Lord as my rock I manage to stop her (thank you Based Carr)
>She grows angry and suggests I am a homosexual
>The thought of striking her down crosses my mind, how dare she accuse me of being a spawn of the Devil
>With the Lord as my rock I once again regain control over my emotions (thank you Based Carr)
>Politely ask her to leave, but she refuses
>She is now fascinated with my unwavering will to refuse her
>She asks how I managed the willpower
>Inform her of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ (thank you Based Carr)
>She grows more interested, I begin reading my bible to her to add more fuel to the growing fire
>We spend the rest of the night discussing God and how we can spend every day honoring him (thank you Based Carr)
>In the morning she leaves
>I thank God and Based Carr for the opportunity to change a life as I prepare for Church
gase's choices seem to be miami, cleveland or us
it seems pretty obvious to me which one he'd want to go to more, but we'll see
yeah most likely, there are worse head coaches with jobs right now than him
he's been linked to a ton of teams too
yeah the general consensus is that if they decide to hire him, bradford won't get a deal and they'll be gunning for a QB
the latest mocks also have goff and lynch not going as high as before
it's all coming together
are you're bodies ready for the Texans to end the stupid chefposting this weekend?
Eli is known to not show any emotion at all, pretty powerful to see him like that. Even in the Super Bowl he refused to do the ritual "STOMP DEY ASS" dance, and yet Coughlin "retiring" is enough to bring him to near tears.
Not that I would make fun of someone for getting injured, but all season long Ratbirdfags would bring up how Flacco never gets injured and then bam, Flaccid goes down.
if they're smart, they won't, and i'm not just saying that because it would benefit my team
they're not at the point where a QB, even one polished like goff, can come in and have success, the team is just too untalented
throwing a QB into that mix would be cruel
a pick like bosa would be much smarter imo, especially since this is not a great QB class and they'll likely be primed for a high draft pick next year as well
I think it depends on the coach.
It's the coach who develops the QB and if the Browns can get a good offensive minded head coach then I don't see why they shouldn't draft a QB.
If they get a stupid coach then they should definitely stay away from QBs.
flacco only goes down on your mom faggot
he played the rest of the rams game like a real nigga
JFFM posts less frequently but he still posts
it was an off year
>the team is just too untalented
that's not really true, they have a great line and pretty good running game. McCown did alright this year during stretches--it was the defense that was atrocious. Mariota had few guys to throw to and looked ok--Teddy has a similar lack of receivers.
Why is everyone acting like they won't be able to watch the Chiefs/Texans game?
It's not ESPN exclusive you know.
It's being simulcast on ABC.
>tfw you realize Carol is Seahawk themed
what good coach would want to go to the browns?
>inb4 haha who would want to go to da iggles lol
the browns are the most dysfunctional organization in maybe all of sports
yfw they draft connor cook
they've had a great line for years now, and thomas and mack are only going to decline if anything
and two running backs barely combining for 1000 yards averaging 3.7 yards per carry isn't what i'd call a good running game
mccown is good enough that they should stick with him during the rebuilding next season, while getting a blue chip defensive player and drafting a QB like wentz or prescott in the later rounds
a better QB than mccown won't solve the browns' problems
>how did his forehead get so big?
It's the greatest mystery of our time.
NFL revoked agent Ben Dogra's ability to represent players for 3 years and issued him a $200k fine
Represented Adrian Peterson, Richard Sherman, and JJ Watt. Watt (and many other players) dropped him last year after Dogra tried to fight Rick Spielman, the Vikings GM.
>the browns are the most dysfunctional organization in maybe all of sports
maybe a good coach would want to go there to prove their eliteness. It's the ultimate challenge.
So most people here would rather have whoever they think is the greatest head coach of all time rather than the greatest offense of all time? Who ever you think that is minus the head coach for that team.
I didnt mean to laugh anon but GAWD DAMN that shit was hilarious with your picture.
>Eagles, Sixers, Phillies
Eagles are fixing their shit and were good fairly recently. Sixers were just gaming the system. Phillies just had a shit GM that they finally got rid of and now they're rebuilding properly
Whereas with teams like the Lions, Browns, and Jets, there's decades upon decades of dysfunction
pretty epic fåm
what? the post i was responding to was about how a good offensive minded coach could make the best of a QB
what are you talking about exactly
most coaches aren't masochistic i think
ignore him, it's just an extension of the "LOL PHILLY IS TEH WORST CITY" meme
NFL coaches in particular are susceptible to that kinda thing. But when you know your boss is a crook and a meddling asshole who is gonna guck with what you do, it makes it less attractive
>most coaches aren't masochistic
you'd be surprised.
>3rd highest salary cap
>2nd easiest schedule
>basically getting 2 first round picks next year assuming both stay healthy
>have arguably one of the best coaching staffs in the league even if Gase leaves
We're still going to fuck next year up, aren't we?
you're right. The thing holding back the Browns is the management itself. Needs a complete overhaul.
i know rex has a foot fetish, but i'm sadly ignorant of the rest of the coaches in the league
what do we think BB's fetish is?
is that why the chargers and saints are in the playoffs this year?
people broke it lol
Whoever their qb is, he needs to be a stout big motherfucker. In the afc north little qbs die if they have to carry the team. The weather and the teams are brutal.>>64729520
You talking to me?
Nah. Luck was going to die anyway. He was having a shitty year because of that line before all the injuries.
Hoyer made the playoffs because that Texans defense is insanely good and the division was dog shit bad. All he had to do was not fuck up so much
Yeah the 6ers are fucking brilliant right now. The gm has a good point. His theory which I buy into is you can make an average team and get into the playoffs every so often then get blown out if you stick with the normal drafting. Unless you get lucky and get an early pick and hit a home run and even then it won't be enough most of the time.
So why not trade your mediocre players and picks for future picks that could be high first rounders. And suck bad on purpose.
They tried to get some of the Thursday Night games when they went up for auction early last season (the NFL's experiment of having them all on NFL Network in 2013 failed hard) but CBS outbig them.
To be honest, Disney doesn't need the money.
If it were a competent league with a commissioner who wasn't a fuckslave to the owners, Haslam would've been forced to sell the team when he got popped by the feds and the team would've been able to be helped. Same with Irsay
Then again, if this country actually prosecuted white collar crimes committed by rich people, Haslam would be in an orange jumpsuit and it'd have the same effect
>yeah the 6ers are fucking brilliant right now
Were. The league is pushing him out. Got the Sixers a HoF GM instead though, which wouldn't have happened if Hinkie hadn't trolled them so hard with their own rules
>Seahawks can now play on the road
>Russell can win games when teams score more than 25 points
Who can stop them?
Ok. Everyone likes Joe Montana. Not saying he's the best ever but most people like him. Joe Montana or whoever your favorite coach is? Or whatever qb you think is the best
I know Pace is so far based as fuck but I said the same thing about Emery
I might actually lose it if we don't make the playoffs next year with that babby schedule, even this year's team could probably sneak in
keep him pls
ben is huge and he still gets injured
flacco died this year too
carson wentz is pretty huge though, and so is cardale (lol)
Obviously. It's an owner-driven league. In contrast, the NBA is player-driven. Hence their bigger, guaranteed contracts and the fact that the commish will force an owner to sell if the players say so
>the '07 offense will never win an owl
damn you Kurt Warner for cursing teams with record breaking offenses
>Implying Carroll wasn't helping New England win all along
>Pete Carroll was the sleeper agent
>Randy Moss had three chances to win an owl
>one wasted because of a kicker
>one wasted because of Eli
>one wasted because of Crabtree
Both those guys have rings. Besides man look at all the Browns qbs. The last kind of successful qb they had who could kind of stay healthy was Anderson.
Kind of lol.
It's the frozen fields, high winds in that division it eats up little guys.
A big thing people don't get is where these guys play matters . Frozen fields and high winds means you better be stout. Not always tall but built. Rodgers, flacco, Big Ben. Rodgers is 6'2 220 basically same size as farve
Domes mean you better be mentally or physically fast. Brees, Warner, manning
Marshy swampy fields means you better be able to scramble and throw on the run. Think Montana, young and decent jags qbs
Lovie Smith just got fired
>yfw the bucs are going to be good again
how attractive is your starting QB /nfl/?
>Kraft's face when he actually did it
Are the Glazers trying to turn us into the fucking Browns changing coaches every two fucking years?
Fuck this shit we're never going to be good again and all changing coaches is going to do is ruin Jameis. What a fucking joke.
Holy shit is real
This is a horrible fucking decision if they don't either promote Koetter to head coach or force the new head coach to keep him as OC.
16. E. Manning
22. P. Manning
32. Colts QB
The Glazers need to be shot if Koetter somehow leaves Tampa. It will completely ruin Jameis.
I want all fantasy fags to kill themselves right now
>b-but he didn't throw for 6 gorillion yards and wend 6-10 with no run game
agree. the browns wasted time and draft picks on smaller guys like McCoy, Frye, Manziel, ... I'm sure there's a couple other names I could grab off the infamous jersey.
watching Manziel's passes during that very cold and windy game at KC was all I needed to see. He does not have the arm strength to pass on the lakefront in December, or in a January playoff game north of Cincinnati.
Browns need a Rothlesburger or Bortels sized QB
Lovie Smith gets fired. But Jason Garrett and Jeff Fisher get to keep their jobs. You know what??? Man, I'm just gonna go to bed right now.
like honestly who the fuck is even out there that's going to be any better?
Promoting Koetter is the only option.
i've got the perfect candidate
just leave the first round to the big boys
Yeah the Glazers are racist lets ignore the fact that 3/6 coaches they've hired since they bought the Bucs have been black.
Did you know that you can't quell the Bell?
lol stephen a smith is gonna flip out tomorrow about this lovie shit
EVERYONE MAKING FUN OF SAS KNOWS INSIDE THEMSELVES THAT THIS TIME HE IS RIGHT
Is he saying its a race thing?
>its another "the NFL is racist" episode
You just know he's goign to start with his somber voice then increase the tone when he gets in the groove.
I'm fuckin ready. I love the way he shat on the Colts after they fired the OC midway through this year.
Firing Lovie and promoting Koetter is the best move.
It keeps the same offense that made Jameis and Douggie look amazing.
While gets rid of the dead weight shitter on defense.
We get a REAL DC and the bucs contend for a playoff spot next year.
They had the ability this year but shitty time management and defense played like crap.
I don't think anybody knows why Jeff Fisher has a job
I honestly believe it's a "Major League" situation
Bortles should be in the upper half. He's a quality starter
But you're a tripfag everyone knows you as the swedish c u c k vikings fan that defends Bridgewater for holding the team back
being right once doesn't change the fact he's wrong the rest of the time
>Bridgewater for holding the team back
keep sleeping on us. Hawks can lose.
Its any given sunday in the NFL.
There's been ton of talk already about how College and Pro football coaches are having ridiculously short leashes nowadays. coaches gone after 1-2 years and shit.
Saban and Big Bill have both called this shit out and they're the kings.
He and his crew was directly responsible for Cutlers bad mechanics and gunslinger mentality. "Bad Jay" where he threw 3-4 interceptions a game is a direct result of poor coordinators, poor offensive lineman talent, and poor receivers that Cutler has had to deal with.
The only difference now is, Lovies defense is outdated and doesnt work to mask the offensive problems.
If you read the letter to the league
That's exactly right. They are purposely keeping fisher around because the player will play hard for him but hes mediocre
The media loves him, he's well connected so no one calls him out yet