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OAK:TYBC
OAK:Khalil Mack is the Future GOAT
FA:Colts fire DC Greg Manusky after four seasons
FA:Jaguars fire DC Babich after three seasons
WAS:Report: RGIII would 'love' to land in Dallas
CIN:Browns interviewing Bengals DC Paul Guenther
PIT:Big Ben says Martavis needs to 'toughen up'
KC:Jeremy Maclin (hip) not practicing Tuesday
BUF:Report: Bills nearing extension for GM Whaley
PIT:Tomlin calls Williams (foot) 'day to day'
CLE:Browns bring in former baseball GM DePodesta
BUF:Report: Ryan & Whaley have year to fix issues
NO:CEO Mara won't rule out trading for coach
NO:Report: Colts did not talk to Sean Payton
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Assistant to the meme coordinator reporting in
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Bengals are da bomb
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Broncos
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4th for SB 50
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>>64716206
So the Raiders have two confirmed top tier picks in Walford and Cooper. While last year they got Mack and Carr.

What two top tier picks do the Raiders pick up this year?
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>>64716229
DA BOMB
A

B
O
M
B
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>>64716236
suck and will go one and done, again.
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>>64716254
You sound mad
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>>64716264
truth hurts buddy

:^)
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>>64716222
4chan Poster Positions Per Team Example

Meme Coordinator-Manages team,Memes,and makes final decisions

Offensive Shitposter-attacks other teams specifically

Defensive Shitposter-depends own team from getting Meme'd on

Special Teams Anon-Field Positioning to keep thread on topic
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If the world was a just world and the NFL wasn't filled with moneywhoring Jews/horrid owners the only team to move to LA would be the Raiders with the NFL helping fund a stadium without making another team play in it. With a second option, although dumb is the raiders/rams moving to LA which would make the Rams basically Jets 2.0 which have no fan majority anywhere in any county except much worse because California is full with state rivalries so odds are Rams fans showing pride in LA and surrounding areas would get stabbed unlike Jets fans in NY/NJ.

But in the unfair world odds are San Diego is going to get screwed out of their chargers a market they already own, the Rams are going to lose any hold on any place they have fans at and instead become a much shittier version of Jets 2.0, and the Raiders LAs real team is going to end up having their stadium collapse on themselves and the NFL pull up records on how the SF 49ers stadium was made to hold 2 different teams if the case ever arises and the raiders are now located in SF and renamed into the California Raiders in an attempt to keep their fanbase in Oakland and LA which will work since the Raiders is the only real team in those markets.
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>>64716281
Laffed
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>>64716281
>tfw special teams anon
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>>64716281
Interesting
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>>64716286
>Raiders moving to LA
That's how the whole nigger meme for the Raiders started. It was turning into a PR nightmare for them because every gang banger who murdered a white couple was wearing Raider's clothing.

It was one of the minor reasons they fucked off back to Oakland. Where at least you had white trash and spics to mix up the diversity of violence.
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>>64716281
Is there a position of General Memeager?
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Tell me why the Browns should pick Goff

Now tell me why the Browns should pick Paxton Lynch

Which is the better quarterback?
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lmao a fag sport for fag fans and faggot players.
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Sneak's Official Post Week 17 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™
Note that these do not reflect the overall season. The end of season rankings will be posted the Monday after the Super Bowl.

1. Panthers (+1)
2. Chiefs (+1)
3. Seahawks (+1)
4. Cardinals (-3)
5. Broncos
6. Patriots (-2)
7. Bengals (+2)
8. Vikings
9. Redskins (+1)
10. Steelers (+2)
11. Texans
12. Bills (+3)
13. Jets (-6)
14. Colts (+4)
15. Lions (+5)
16. Saints (+5)
17. Packers (-4)
18. Falcons (-4)
19. Raiders (-3)
20. Rams (-3)
21. Eagles (+3)
22. Giants (-3)
23. Bears (-1)
24. Dolphins (+4)
25. Bucs (-2)
26. 49ers (+4)
27. Ravens (-2)
28. Jaguars (-2)
29. Chargers (-2)
30. Cowboys (+1)
31. Browns (-2)
32. Titans
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Before I go to bed I'm going to leave /nfl/ with a bit of thought:

The Cowboys are practically completely set and ready to be the next Dynasty The only major piece that's left is a QB to continue the eliteness that Tony Romo will be leaving behind when he retires. The Oline let Darren McFadden go for over 1000 yards rushing and 4.4 ypc; and he wasn't even getting RB1 carries until week 5. You are now aware Darren McFadden could have probably rushed for over 1400 yards this year. This team could have been 12-4 if Romo and Dez had stayed healthy.
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>>64716322
someone get this hothead outta here
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Do the Ravens have the Biggest Guys on their team?
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>>64716319
Yes. All positions are still being worked out no decisions finalized at the moment
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>>64716332
strange thats what your womansaid when you walked in on us m8
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>>64716281
what is this
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>>64716254
Lol y u mad tho
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>>64716332
ay bruv im just takin the piss m8
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IE Brah, where in the IE you at?
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>>64716325
McFadden will never be the same m8, too many injuries
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>>64716340
>implying I have a woman
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>>64716281
>Meme coordinator
Bb. Easy to see why.
>Offensive shitposter
No one better at it than Sean
>Defensive shitposter
Yours truly
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>>64716324
No one cares, rank teams memes instead.
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>>64716342
In the last thread people were asking if every team had a trip. So now its been decided every team needs a meme team.

GENERAL MEMEAGER-Oversees foreign affairs including,memes,shitposting,and on topic developement,(I'm the one in charge here)

MEME COORDINATOR-Manages team,Memes,and makes final decisions

OFFENSIVE SHITPOSTER-attacks other teams specifically

DEFENSIVE SHITPOSTER-Defends own team from getting Meme'd on

Special Teams Anon-Field Positioning to keep thread on topic
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>>64716359
I'm fine with the current 1000+ yard 4.4 ypc McFadden that can see the holes and make great cuts that can get him into the secondary. He may not have the speed he used to but it's cool.
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>>64716254
Delete this
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>>64716353
Border of Ontario/Fontana by the Speedway
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Where did this idea that The Cowboys were interested in RG3? Was it espn's hype machine just starting rumors?
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Where did this idea that The Cowboys were interested in RG3? Was it espn's hype machine just starting rumors?
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>>64716407
>>64716410
The only reason this is any news is because RG3 said he would like to play in dallas
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>>64716244
A CB and another CB
Call them the corner brothers .....
......
...
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>>64716371
OFFENSIVE SHITPOSTER
Inglorious Staffords

DEFENSIVE SHITPOSTER
Three Loins In the Dirt

SPECIAL TEAMS ANON
BillFordsGhost

Not sure who's in charge of Lions memes.
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>>64716439
>SPECIAL TEAMS ANON

I think that implies that he would be an anon and not a trip
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>>64716371
impressive levels of autism
i like it
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Where did this Tom Brady go?

Will we ever see him again?
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>>64716455
Well if we are designating teams are we just supposed to put anonymous there? There should be some more rules put in place.
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Wtf are you autists talking about
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>>64716485
sportsball
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>>64716463
he should grow his hair out again
>>64716485
idk some weird trip team shit
something about memes
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DPOY is Aaron Donald no doubt.
Mack was nice and all but stat padded on the worst tackle in the league.
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>>64716439
Right here familia
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>>64716501
watt is superior in every important statistical category to donald
>inb4 muh eye test
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>>64716499
>>64716491
Oh

Fun.
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>>64716485
Meme coordinator haru
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>>64716501
It'll be Watt again desu
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>>64716463
He hadn't lost his weapons at that point. That fire will return

Hopefully
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>>64716520
well memed, what is your meme title for the Eaglefags?
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>>64716520
>>64716537
He seems like a Defensive Shitposter
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>>64716533
as it should be
>>64716537
>>64716545
i'm in charge around these parts bud
i run these memes
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>>64714036
>>64714036
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>>64716371
General Memeager: Sneak
Meme Coordinator: ???
Offensive Shitposter: Judas
Defensive Shitposter: Peppers
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>>64716563
What happened to that one Lacy trip?
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>Meme Coordinator
ßß(me)

>Offensive Shitposter
Flying Elvis?

>Defensive Shitposter
Maya

>Special Teams
The rest.
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>>64716563
LETS FUCKING GO
YOU CANT STOP THIS FLOW OF SHIT
NONSTOP SHITPOSTING
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>>64716581
Sean is offensive shitposter
Think about it
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>>64716563
What does the title of defensive shitposter entail?
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>>64716463
He was playing the best football of his career early this season. Look at the way he moved in the pocket earlier. I am not sure he can ever reach that level again, sadly.
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Who is this season's shitpost MVP?
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Luck playoff wins: 3

Newton playoff wins: 1
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>>64716617
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>>64716617
Smeth until death before getting injured, I would say the award needs to go to DPBH/OB for being an insufferable faggot all season long
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>>64716617
Am I a nominee? I'd be honored just to be nominated
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>>64716638
Goddamn
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>>64716596
Tru
Changed my mind.

General Memeager: BB
Meme coordinator: BB
Offensive shitposter: Sean
Asst OS: Flying Elvis
Defensive shitposter: Maya
Asst DS: Get Brady
Special Teams: OEA
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>>64716577
I'm not sure. Same with Gaylord and Feces, they're just... gone.

>>64716600
Defends own team from getting Meme'd on
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>>64716371
Meme Coordinator-IEBrah

Offensive Shitposter-?

Defensive Shitposter-Charles Woodson Wine

Special Team Anon-Mexico/TYBCanons
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>>64716637
Nah man, it goes to Tiki, Mayo or FINish him. I can't compete with those guys and I at least talk football. Like seriously how can you compare me to them?
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>>64716638
Goddamn, I say GODDAMN
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>>64716617
2015 /Sp/ MVSP = Macedonian spammer or based Hiroyuki
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>>64716660
Fuck the memes
It's all about drowning the other team so deeply in shit the forget their objective
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>>64716638
High test?

More like high cholest
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>>64716617
Smeth easily
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>>64716678
>22" waist
>high test or cholesterol
Lol that's good jeans and good work ethic
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>>64716676
>>64716676
I fucking love that gif
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>no new memes have been created this year
We're slacking brehs
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>>64716660
Oh shit, yeah Gaylord too. I thought I saw Feces post the other day?
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>>64716697
Speaking of
I need that gif where the lady can't get the salmon off of her skillet and she causes the explosion from terminator 2
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>>64716704
we gotta start using new words now that s.m.h. t.b.h. f.a.m. gets word filtered.
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>>64716676
Sounds like your more of an Offensive Minded Shitposter you need a defensive minded shitposter to counter your shitposting or you'll be too top heavy like the Chiefs offense lel

>Kansas City going full offense in the playoffs

rookie mistake t.b.h.
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Guys where is the Chefs Spammer?

>tfw he is either sleeping or on a methed rampage in his trailer park after his mom wouldn't cook him pizza rolls and tendies
>tfw /nfl/ is a much better place right now even though bb and trips are being autistic
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>>64716704
I have many ideas
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>>64716728
It worked once for Dom capers
He just flooded people with shit and he got an owl ring and a job forever
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>>64716730
>ok with tripfags but not funposting
back to reddit!
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>>64716697
That webm. My grandmother passed away a few hours ago m8s. Too many emotions.
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>>64716721
say no more f.a.m
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>>64716730
Stop singling me out :c

>>64716749
>spread out blockers
>allows db's to tackle without breaking a leg

Good scheme iidss
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>>64716724
>>64716734
Start producing these memes ASAP gentlemen
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>>64716773
Thanks senpai
I love it it's in my top 5 gifs
Have some fine ladys
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>>64716775
8-8's and heartbreak is the Ravens meme coordinator or possibly general memeager, I'm just the offensive shitposter. I have the ideas in my head but am too computer retarded to actually make them
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>>64716775
Okay
But am on phone

Could explain to make new memes
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>>64716724
Well I just use tbqh and fizzam (like fo shizzle mah nizzle) s.m.h. I dunno yet.
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>>64716774
>BB throwing that shade
Dom capers is a psycho just like that package

Also
>>64716704
Throwing shade needs to be memeified
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>>64716799
>>64716803
Useless bastard children
>>64716808
No
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>>64716804
Look at this poor kid im done lelmbo

>>64716830
Nah u
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>>64716830
Nigga are you throwing shade at me rn?
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Post personal (private owned) memes

I'll start.
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We should send the chiefs meme coordinator to go steal some more of /hoc/'s memes
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>>64716864
glad i came back in time for this
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>>64716840
Remember? Mayo was next.
>>64716843
Ye
Fuck you
Dom Capers is good
Rodgers is bad
>>64716864
Gotcha
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>>64716864
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>>64716882

Fuck da chefs
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>tfw Marshawn is coming
>tfw Playoff-Kam is coming

https://youtu.be/NnkUzBlNQes
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>>64716902
You gotta admit they are the reigning memeb owl champs
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>>64716910

How to summon smeth till deth?
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>>64716864
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>>64716928
post pics of crystal meth?
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>>64716662
Glad to be part of this team
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>>64716864

>rare hip hop pepe do not repost this
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>jed york will still be ceo, and baalke will still be GM next season
>even if the us12s win the owl
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>>64716864
I have never seen this pepe posted on /sp/ so please don't steal it
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>>64716886
>>64716887
Shite

>>64716982
Don't be the red sneak
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>>64716992
at least snook witnessed >his team winning an owl as an adult

more like redchurch
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>>64716864
my waifu
>>64716886
Cuckenberger
>>64716967
no prob
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>>64717014
>sneak
>mentally an adult

Tbqh I believe he has that if you fucked a teen qt you couldn't be labelled a pedo brain disorder. A friend of mines nephew had it.
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how long do i have to wait untill the cowboys are good again
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>>64717042
>again
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>>64717021
your waifu a shit
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>>64717042
Multiply romos bruised disks by collar bone fractures.
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>>64717021
more like GOATenberg lmao baka
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>>64716638
>not shooped
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>>64717101
>knee brace in college

Didn't you want like Paxton Lynch a week ago?
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>implying Houston doesn't have Smeth Megik.

Sure is ESPN in here.
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>>64716520
Guys,is he joking ?
Why would someone that say shit so dumb want to be recognized and held to it ?
>trips
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>>64717181

>Shitskin hating the Aryan Warrior

Go watch soccer nigger.
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Before I go to bed I'm going to leave /nfl/ with a bit of thought:

The Cowboys are practically completely set and ready to be the next Dynasty The only major piece that's left is a QB to continue the eliteness that Tony Romo will be leaving behind when he retires. The Oline let Darren McFadden go for over 1000 yards rushing and 4.4 ypc; and he wasn't even getting RB1 carries until week 5. You are now aware Darren McFadden could have probably rushed for over 1400 yards this year. This team could have been 12-4 if Romo and Dez had stayed healthy.
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>>64717146
hack was my first love <3
nah but seriously i shitposted about him before anyone else because why not
>>64717181
please, explain to me in luscious detail why donald deserves it more than watt
>inb4 muh eye test
i don't give two dicks about what you see, i watch the games too you know
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>>64717254
Nigger they don't play the same position,how do you expect they will have the same pattern of stats ?
I won't explain anything
>you would understand
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Now that he knows true pain and suffering the autism will be let off the leash and will run all season long instead of just whenever it wants to.
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>>64717351
>I won't explain anything
hahaha great fucking argument tool
it's fine though, i didn't really want to be subjected to a barrage of things PFF probably said anyway
watt has more impact on the game, and is the best defensive player at his position, which is arguably the most important defensive position
he has more measurable impact on the game than donald
cry more about it
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>>64717375
Go 2 bed babe.

Gnight
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>>64717410
yeah shit i should do that
gnight /nfl/, have a dank meme from me
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Tyler Lockett is OROY.


Fight me.
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>>64716281
Eagles Special Teams Anon since 13 reporting in
I made the pup memes, it doesn't get much more "special" than that
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>>64717531
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hot hot hot
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>>64717683
HOL UP
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So who do the Eagles draft?

Seems like they're gonna stick with Bradford so I don't see the point in getting Lynch

Should be a guard or WR desu
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>>64717646
lel over rated trash.
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>>64717531
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>>64716638
dat azz
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>>64716638
All I can think about is how funny it would be to shove her
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>>64717844
you are a bad person, but I still kek'd
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I fully accept the position as leading meme coordinator

probably comeback coordinator of the year
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>>64716371
>tfw I'm the only Jags trip besides an inactive one
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>your team
>who you want to win the Owl
>who you think will win the Owl
>favorite non-Hitler Nazi
>foot fetish: yes or no?

I'll start:

Cowboys
Broncos
Dat Bird
Reynard Heydrich
No
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>>64717960
>Reynard Heydrich

You mean Reinhard right?

>Also

Eagles
Pats
Cardinals
Erich von Mannstein
No
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>the green bay packers offense went from leading scoring and best in ball security to like bottom 12

so we can all agree Jordy >>> Dez right?

>>64717960
packers
packers
chiefs or cards
Wernher von Braun
no
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Given how terribly the Foles-Bradford trade has worked out so far:

>What does each of them need to succeed, or at least be average-starter material in the NFL? >Can either do this on their current teams with their current coaches?
>If not, what teams could use them as starters so that they don't keep on being terrible?
>If not either of those two, can either or both of them be salvaged as starters, or are they backup/stopgap material by now?
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>>64717960
>Pats
>Pats
>Pats
>this isn't /pol/
>no
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>>64717976
Yes, thank you for correcting me Poland.
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>>64717960
naners
redskins for tumblr's reaction alone
>us12s ;_;
galland
no
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>>64717960
>us 12s
>us 12s
Panthers
Rudolf Hess
No
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I will be posting some Wonderlic information.
Which is an IQ test that NFL players end up taking.

the average score of a NFL player according to position is the following:

Offensive tackle – 26
Center – 25
Quarterback – 24
Guard – 23
Tight end – 22
Safety – 19
Linebacker – 19
Cornerback – 18
Wide receiver – 17
Fullback – 17
Halfback – 16
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>>64718238
Some notable players who scored well below the average include:

Morris Claiborne – 4 (first-round pick in the 2012 NFL Draft, lowest score ever known by an NFL player)
Mario Manningham – 6 (3rd-round pick in the 2008 NFL Draft
Frank Gore – 6 (3rd-round pick in the 2005 NFL Draft)
Tavon Austin – 7 (first-round pick in the 2013 NFL Draft)
Terrelle Pryor – 7 (third-round pick in the 2011 NFL Supplemental Draft)
Carlos Hyde – 9 (second round pick in the 2014 NFL Draft)
Travis Henry – 9 (second-round pick in the 2001 NFL Draft)
Charles Rogers – 10 (second overall pick in the 2003 NFL Draft)
Cordarrelle Patterson – 11 (first-round pick in the 2013 NFL Draft)


Some notable players who scored well above the average include:

Aaron Rodgers – 35 (first-round pick in the 2005 NFL Draft)
Colin Kaepernick – 37 (second-round pick in the 2011 NFL Draft)
Tony Romo – 37 (undrafted in 2003)
Matthew Stafford – 38 (first overall pick in the 2009 NFL Draft)
Eli Manning – 39 (first overall pick in the 2004 NFL Draft)
Alex Smith – 40 (first overall pick in the 2005 NFL Draft)
Calvin Johnson – 41 (first-round pick in the 2007 NFL Draft)
Blaine Gabbert – 42 (first-round pick in the 2011 NFL Draft)
Eric Decker – 43 (third-round pick in the 2010 NFL Draft)
Greg McElroy – 43 (seventh-round pick in the 2011 NFL Draft)
Matt Birk – 46 (sixth-round pick in the 1998 NFL Draft)
Ryan Fitzpatrick – 48 (seventh-round pick in the 2005 NFL Draft; finished test in a record nine minutes)
Ben Watson – 48 (first-round pick in the 2004 NFL Draft)
Mike Mamula – 49 (first-round pick in the 1995) NFL Draft; second highest score ever reported)
Pat McInally – 50 (fifth-round pick in the 1975 NFL Draft; only player known to have gotten a perfect score)

I think the most hilarious think in all of this is Eli Manning scored higher on this than Peyton, Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, and all the other ones.
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>>64718247
Here's an outdated list on the Wonderlic scores of QBs currently playing for the NFL

Greg McElroy, NY Jets, 48
Blaine Gabbert, Jacksonville, 42
Alex Smith, San Francisco, 40
Eli Manning, NY Giants, 39
Andrew Luck, Indianapolis, 37
Tony Romo, Dallas, 37*
Colin Kaepernick, San Francisco, 37
Sam Bradford, St. Louis, 36
Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay, 35
Christian Ponder, Minnesota 35
Marcus Mariota, ?, 33
Tom Brady, New England 33
Johnny Manziel, Cleveland, 32
Matt Ryan, Atlanta, 32
Andy Dalton, Cincinnati 29
Mark Sanchez, NY Jets, 28
Peyton Manning, Indianapolis, 28
Blake Bortles, Jacksonville, 28
Jameis Winston, ?, 27
Brandon Weeden, Cleveland, 27
Ryan Mallett, New England, 26
Ben Roethlisberger, Pittsburgh 25
Robert Griffin III, Washington, 24
Cam Newton, Carolina, 21
Jake Locker, Tennessee 20
Teddy Bridgewater, Minnesota, 20
Derek Carr, Raiders, 20

Now, I think the most hilarious thing here is that Johnny Manziel is just 1 under Tom Brady and is above Peypey.

If Tim Tebow still played he'd rank above Cam Newton, but below Robert Griffin III. Who also doesn't play.
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>>64718247
>swagman, smeth and gabbert

proof that football is nurture, not nature i guess. rudock actually looks draftable thanks to harbs

>jake butt is a tight end
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>>64718238
>>64718247
>>64718256
wonderlic scores will always be pretty meme
I wonder why they dont just start administering actual IQ test yet?

anyways got the scores for Jamaal Charles or Brandon Marshall?
I here both have some sort of mental deficits
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>>64718281
For you
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Let's see 'em, /nfl/.

For this weekend's matchups:
>the one guaranteed result
>the most likely one-and-done team
>the one coin-flip
>the most likely upset

Bonus:
>team that is a dark horse SB contender


My picks
>Steelers over Bengals
>Vikings
>Chiefs vs. Texans
>Redskins over Packers
Bonus: Seahawks


>>64718256
why is Romo asterisked? because he was an UDFA?

>>64718322
Charles supposedly has dyslexia, dunno about Marshall.
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>>64718404
>us12s a dark horse
they've still got momentum as well as the certainty that arizona didn't throw the last game. i wouldn't be surprised if they at least made the conference championships

>us12s over vikings
>andy reid
>skins vs puckers
>aj mccarron having more playoff wins than andy dalton
bonus: brandon weeden
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>>64718431
>the brandon weedens
redskins?
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>>64718512
disregard, I see he is a Texan now
>>
some of my OC
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>>64718572
good oc.
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>>64718404

>Chiefs over Texans
>Texans (Broncos for the divisional)
>Bengals/Steelers is 50/50 imo
>Vikings over Seahawks in a freezing cold afternoon in Minnesota is the biggest potential upset as I see no way the Chiefs lose and the other two games can't really be an upset whatever outcome

Bonus
>Chiefs
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>>64718404
>Marshall

lel I just looked it up and he has borderline personality disorder, or '/b/orderline'

haha poor guy really but it doesn't seem to come with any direct cognitive deficits

>>64718404
chefs win imo
bangles >tfw this contradicts my previous statement
puckers ;_;
seahawks are red hot but that can change fast
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>>64718716
>6392x3360

:O
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>>64718716
decent, but
>what is cropping
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>>64718716
Cropped it, woops guess I forgot there
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>>64718716
nice crop
but given the struggles your people faced I would expect you to know not to use racist humor :(

>6 trillion blacks died for your cotton joke
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>>64718738
oh no, how shall you...(cough cough) I mean we... how shall WE achieve multiculturalism now?
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>>64716333
for u
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>>64718761
nice flag
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>>64718761
rareflag, holy shit, didn't know they even had football in belize?
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>>64718735
when was Gronk injured at any point this year?

pic related
>Gronk has quads for career receiving yards
whatdoesthismeankornheiser.jpg
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>>64718760
i say minnesota adopts another million uneducated somalians :D
they sure love doing their swedish ancestors proud by loving the black dick
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>>64718774
>Broncos game
>5555
>5
>Brady needs one more ring to have 5....
>Its happening
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>>64716371
the problem here is that you or others seem to be confusing the coordinators with the players. in other words, there must be one coordinator per position and then the actual players, who would be either defensive or offensive and can be of any number. Also, who is the QB? what are other specific positions and what do they entail?
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>>64718772
expect to see me more m8. been lurking for a long time but posting from here was banned. theres quite a few football fans here but the most popular sports are soccer and apehoop
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>>64717960
>Jaguars
>Cardinals
>Seahawks
>Reynard Heydrich
>No
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>>64717960
>Pats
>Pats
>Dunno lol
>Gunther Rall
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>>64718774
Remember he missed time after getting blasted in Denver?
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>>64718909
ah yeah. I was thinking Beli rested him against Miami at the end, but he had 2 catches for 18 yards. Should have done the same with Julian imho, play 10 snaps max just to test the waters on recovery progress in what (in the end) was a meaningless game.
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Holy shit

The Browns forgot what sport they were supposed to be playing
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Not sure how I feel about this
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>>64719054
This meme is getting out of hand
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>>64719077
I like it.
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>>64719054
i dont get it
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>>64719097
>I like it.
Yeah anon?
You like that?
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>>64719102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsB7UQ8BlE0
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>>64719117
yes.
That's the joke.

Although I do like it.
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>>64719128
I like (YOU) anon
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>yfw Dem Boys actually take RGIII
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post itt if you beat tiki in his own league
Eagles > Cowboys
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>>64719141
alternatively if you place in the top 3 of the IDP
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>>64719149
or if lake needs to put pigskin in pooper
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>>64719159
if Hillary's faggot ass didn't beat me i would have won first place
#realniggashit
>#Trump
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in the end will cia suck his dick?
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NFL team in toronto when?
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>>64719407
Hopefully never
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/nfl/ sucks now, its the week of the first playoff games and half of the posts in this thread are about some lame shit I wouldve done in middle school to try and feel a part of a team. Meme teams? This is dumb
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What fanbase has the largest ratio of annoying fans to skilled team? It's gotta be the Raiders or the Cowboys, right?
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>>64719441
>/nfl/ sucks now, its the week of the first playoff games and half of the posts in this thread are about some lame shit I wouldve done in middle school to try and feel a part of a team. Meme teams? This is dumb
K
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>>64719452
Packers currently
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>>64718247
Ben Watson – 48 (first-round pick in the 2004 NFL Draft)
Based Ben

I always found him to be intelligent, if nothing else, because of the way he talks and his demeanor.
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It's time

http://strawpoll.me/6465311
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>>64719469
>packers
>skill
>implying 0*x
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>>64719569
>no burrs option
You had ONE job
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>>64716206
>WAS:Report: RGIII would 'love' to land in Dallas
Is it happening?
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Carr's the man Carr's the man Carr's the man
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>people actually think the packers have lost
Can't wait to see Cousins get wrecked
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Is RG3 still good? Can he still be saved?
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>>64719407
lel never
;_;
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>>64718281
Not even a Michigan fan but Rudock and Mahomes are going to be quality NFL starters desu
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>>64719452

Raiders are up there because the bay area is full of NEET asians who just sit on their computers all day. Anytime the Raiders even get close to being decent they show their awfulness on /sp/.

Shithawks have been way up there ever since the fail mary

Panthers fans have been giving it a go this year

Packers bandwagoners, though the packers are actually a successful franchise
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>>64719645
>Is RG3 still good?
Yes
>Can he still be saved?
If he gets to Dallas and they drop Romo, yes.
Unfortunately, they are more likely to take manziel over him
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>REPORT: Per Ian Rappaport, #Eagles expected to bring Adam Gase back for second interview this weekend. Says he "impressed in Philly."

I'm okay with this.
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>>64719619
>erin has 58 in his first 2 seasons starting as well as 9 on foot

when did it go so wrong?
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>>64717960
>Panthers
>Panthers (wouldn't mind the Chiefs if the Dabfags don't make it)
>Whoever makes it out of SEA @ CAR
>Racism in 2016
>Only if they're cute feets
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>>64719645
yes he is still good, its just the skins fucked him over. If he goes to Dallas then he'll do better
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>>64719645
Dallas's o-line can help, but he's never going to put up his rookie numbers again desu
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>>64719645
Dallas O-line would give him the edge he needs
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>>64717960
Falcons
Cardinals
Patriots
Hans-Joachim Marseille
no
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>>64716371

GENERAL MEMEAGER: No one's running this shitshow.
OFFENSIVE SHITPOSTER: RALPH RALPH
DEFENSIVE SHITPOSTER: Punished Rampage
SPECIAL TEAMS: The Wworld
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>>64719407
Toronto fans are cancer. This would ruin the nfl
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>>64717960

>Rams
>Cardinals
>Kansas Shitty (fuck you)
>Jap Empire >> Nazi Reich all day, faggot
>Fuck no
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>>64716229
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How do other teams deal with total fucking shitbag owners? After the shit Kroenke has pulled, I'm kind of low on my team. Having an inept owner is one thing, but having the owner of the team totally take a verbal dump on your city is hard to accept. If I hadn't grown up with this team, I'd be out already.
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>>64719882
Well, Spanos owns >my team. In the same boat, really.
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>>64716325
Instead of trying to maintain the eliteness level that Romo has shown, you might instead try for somebody that can lead your team to a championship. You know -- actual eliteness.
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>>64719889

I'm sorry, Chargersbro. Are you going to be a fan of the team if the move actually goes through?
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>>64719882
Don;t take that personally. It was a stratagem. He wants to move the team, his genius bar told him that if they shit all over your fine city, the other owners may think it is impossible for them to leave the team there.
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>>64719825
gay and unlikely
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>>64719917
>Are you going to be a fan of the team if the move actually goes through?

Only so long as Rivers is there. After that, I'll just be a teamless fan.
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>>64719569
OK, who is the moron who voted for the Washington R-words?
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>>64717960
>your team
Cowboys
>who you want to win the Owl
Cardinals
>who you think will win the Owl
I think Cards will, if not them then Seahawks or Pats.
>favorite non-Hitler Nazi
Idk tbqh fampai
>foot fetish: yes or no?
no
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>>64719665
This, to be extraordinarily honest, familial units. And Manzy in Dallas would be 100 times as sad-yet-funny as he is in Cleveland.
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>>64717960
>>Carolina
>>Guess
>>I think my guys have a damn good chance, but the road out of the NFC is tough. If they don;t make it, I'd predict the Seahacks, which would be annoying as fuck.
>>Pic related
>>God, no.
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>>64719921

I'd rather him lambast the city in that little tirade and be honest, than it be some manipulative bs only said to incense the population into making themselves look like a bad market.

If he's going to fuck us, he should do it honestly.
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>>64719925
You spelled "Meow" wrong.
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>>64717960
>Your team
Seahawks
>Who do you want to win the Owl
Seahawks
>Who do you think will win the Owl
Obviously I think the Seahawks will. Homerism aside I think the Steelers could win too.
>Favorite non-Hitler Nazi
Henrich Himmler
>Foot fetish
'no'
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>>64719980
I understand, but what you would ratehr doesn;t really come into it. He wants out because of Teh Moneys, he needs leverage to make sure he gets to go to LA, and burning his brifges with the StL fans is how he's going for the leverage.

If the team winds up staying, you guys should boycott the fuck out of a game. Just gather outside the stadium and listen to the game on the radio or something.
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>>64720010
There's no way Kroenke is going to stay in St. Louis. He and the team are gone and the NFL can't stop him -- unless they want another Al Davis incident.
>>
Sup niggas.
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>>64717960
Seahawks
Seahawks
Seahawks
Himmler
shit tier fetish
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>>64716320
Both, see what happens.
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>>64716371
As far as this goes, Browns trips are just like the current organization. Dysfunctional.
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Welp, first fanspeak mock of the offseason for me.

This is all completely contingent on the iggles re-signing Bradford, btw. Even with that second pick. I can't stress just how badly they need a new back-up QB/project in the event that Bradford turns back into Badford.
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Giants fag here

Local rumors of Gmen willing to trade for Payton

Also letting McAdoo (OC) and Spagnuolo(DC and also ex coach of the miserable rams at that time) interview for the position

They are also interested in Chip..
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>>64720032

I can't help but think that the stipulations the League put into place after the Davis situation should help them stop Kroenke IF they REALLY wanted to.

I know I might be a bit biased, but if I were an owner, I wouldn't be too keen on the fact that Kroenke treats the League and its guidelines like he does everyone else: below him and his enormous, swinging balls. He's literally fucked over two owners personally in the past, and has already ignored stipulations regarding how many teams one can own in a blatantly cavalier, roundabout way. I've never seen any other owner jerk around the NF-fuckin'-L in this way.
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>>64719619
No doubt he's the man and the right choice to lead the L.A Raiders
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>>64720231
Well, here's the thing Kroenke has above the NFL: the law. The NFL isn't above the law and he can hire the best attorneys to tear the NFL up in court, regardless of what provisions have been put in post-Al "Speedy" Davis.

Eitherway, I don't see him staying in StL.
>>
DONT

DOUBT

THE

MEMES
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>>64716322

(You)
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>>64720301
That's fucking disgusting.
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>>64720226
I'm Spags gets the job, I'm not watching. He should be fucking fired and hopefully when the new guy comes, he gets his own people.
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Who should I bandwagon /nfl/?
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>>64720301
ew

>>64720384
redskins
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>>64720384
Jags
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>>64720384
The Kansas City Chiefs

S
M
E L I T E
T
H
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>>64720250

The NFL has been a multi-billion dollar corporation for decades, and they've had this bullshit happen before. Do you think they wouldnt have plugged that legal loophole by now? They have their own lawyers.

This isn't even about him staying in STL for me, anymore. I just don't know how he spits in the face of the League when the League is full of face-spitters themselves.
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>>64716206
Post your QT3.14 All Playoffs Team

QB
RB
RB
WR
WR
TE
D/ST
K
Bonus

HC
OC
DC
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>>64720219
>rb
>we
I think by now it is more important to just get as many good ol prospects as possible and hope some stick
And isn't Boyd all hyped so he might go in 1 or 2?
We are pretty set on WRs and rbs and the only point of getting one now is if they are ripe to be a generational talent
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>there are Rams fans that think St Louis' proposal to try to keep the Rams is a good one
Pure delusion
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>>64720481
It all comes down to if he can convince a court that the NFL was colluding to keep him out of LA.

Which Bob McNair and Jerry Richardson make seem fairly likely.
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>>64716371
Minnesota Vikings

General memeager: Sweden

Meme coordinator: Percy harvins jugs

Offensive shitposters: bears and lions fans

Defensive shitposter: me

Special teams: everyone else

Banned from participation: princess cadence
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>>64720710
>one side of her hair is bigger than her entire body

>thats only half the hair

japan pls
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Well based on the way Tom Brady was skewered over a fraudulent report about ball deflation and the way Peyton Manning hasn't been so much as criticized for a credible report about roiding, I think we can conclude that the major sports media outlets are garbage organizations with an agenda to push, no?
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>>64716371
I'm always apart of the meme dream team
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>>64720754
>He's never heard of benefit of the doubt and public relations
The Patriots didn't handle the PR as well as they could have. They were accused of being repeat offenders and laughed it off, seemingly giving the league and opposing fans the finger. They were right in the end, but it didn't sit well.

Peyton has no previous scandals. He's not calling out the league or coming off like an asshole, just making a simple denial. He's "more likely than not" guilty, but it's nothing people really care about for football since it's so widespread. He also has the sympathy "broken neck" excuse.

It's not an agenda or a bias, it's a reaction and a responsibility to get the people what they want to know. Did it go on too long? Of course, but because the league pushed the issue too long.
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NFC Offensive Player of the Week: Cam Newton, Panthers
NFC Defensive Player of the Week: Everson Giffen, Vikings
NFC Special Teams Player of the Week: Tyler Lockett, Seahawks

AFC Offensive Player of the Week: Ronnie Hillman, Broncos
AFC Defensive Player of the Week: JJ Watt, Texans
AFC Special Teams Player of the Week: DJ Alexander, Chiefs
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>>64720843
CKBB, since you're the Eagles meme coordinator, how may I improve my performance in game? More OC, pup memes?
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>>64716325
So many ifs not enough W's
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>>64716435
I think a right guard or safety would be more valuable than a second cb for the raiders
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best top 5 QBs of all time?
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>>64719619
>sad at first that we didn't draft him because stafford is going to break one of these days
>then jim bob cooter came
>then the offense woke up
>then remembered we are a few oline players away from meeting carr in the owl
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>>64721103
Aren't you guys getting rid of Calvin Johnson?
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>>64721002
Meme coordi-what? I must have missed something.

More OC, more memes in general, more Dawkins posting, more Big Black Cox, more >delusion Cowgirl fans actually think this, and more demanding Kelly Green jerseys.
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Where will Sammy Watkins end up? He's way too good to stay with the Bills
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>>64720384
Damn dat ass is phat
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>>64721099
1. Montana
2. Brady
3. Elway
4. Marino
5. Staubach
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>>64721117
Calvin wants to stay and is willing to restructure his contract

hell a lot of players want to stay

it bring a tear to my eye desu senpai
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>3 days since the regular season ended
>RG3 still not released
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>>64721143
Brady should be #5 or #6

He is nothing but a slightly above average QB in a system that makes it seem like he is better than he is
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Khalil Mack named first team All-Pro beating out Von Miller for the edge rusher spot

TYBM
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>>64721123
You did. It happened in the previous thread last night. Someone was wanting to apply for trip status and it was explained they had to go through their teams meme coordinator. You are the Eagles meme coordinator.

>posting one of the scariest men to bleed green
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>>>>>MY DICK
>http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/sports/eagles/Adam-Gase-to-get-second-interview-with-the-Eagles.html
>my face when jordan matthews outside
>my face when agholor is literally jeremy maclin clone now that he stops running meme crossing routes
>my face when the defense and offense will start trying again
>my face when he smacks sense into Billy (god special teams but no deep safety man coverage every down) Davis
Also tell that faggot trip fag that if he wants to qtpost he has to step his game up
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>>64721187
this, plus he's played with randy moss and rob gronkowski
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So, next week will be the reckoning, aka relocation meeting.

How likely is Kroenke going to get the nod?
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>>64721099
1. Montana
2. Brady
3. Peyton
4. Marino
5. Elway

1 and 2 can switched all day and you wouldn't be wrong, they're both above anyone else
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>>64721168
They probably won't, until their playoffs are over.
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>>64721195
>forgot the pic
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>>64721197
What the fuck does Billy Davis have to do with the special teams? Also, why would anyone assume he'll be here next season anyway?

If he doesn't get fucking fired, he has one year to prove he can actually command a defense. They've got plenty of talent, but they get broken down. On a per snap basis, they've played the equivalent of 3 extra games this season...which makes a huge difference. That comes down to offense going 3 and out in a minute and the defensive play calling be such shit that 3rd and 15 is more likely to be given up than 3rd and 4.
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>>64721230

That picture is fucking glorious.
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Marshawn Lynch returned to practice today
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>>64718716
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>>64716617
everyone with a USA flag
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>>64721299
And proud of it
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>>64717771
im a raiders fan too, mexico. But Cooper doesn't deserve OROY. Too many drops, not enough impact in the second half of the season
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>>64717960
>>your team
Raiders
>>who you want to win the Owl
Redskins
>>who you think will win the Owl
Seahawks
>>favorite non-Hitler Nazi
Werner Von Braun
>>foot fetish: yes or no?
No
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>>64721299

We don't have Mayo

Get a team, nigga
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Wildcard Round Predictions

Saturday- AFC

5 Chiefs @ 4 Texans 4:35 PM
6 Steelers @ 3 Bengals 8:15 PM

Sunday- NFC

6 Seahawks @ 3 Vikings 1:05 PM
5 Packers @ 4 Redskins 4:40 PM

who ya got faggots
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>>64721368
if Von Braun doesn't count btw it goes to Erwin Rommel
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>>64721368
>no one else likes feet
Dang
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>>64721375
Chiefs > Texans
Bengals > Steelers

Seahawks > Vikings
Redskins > Packers
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>>64721381
Rommel never joined the Nazi Party.
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Sean Payton will be traded in next hour. Hold on to your butts!
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http://strawpoll.me/6466508
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>>64721406

>tfw no Rams Payton/Williams reunion because Fisher knows just where Kroenke's G-Spot is
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How many years will it be before whoever moves to L.A. leaves after they realize L.A. can't support a team?
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>>64721447
3
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>>64721375


Krabs WildCard Weekend Picks against the spread sponsored by Kay Jewelers; Every Kiss Begins with Kay!

Kansas City@ Houston(+3): Taking the underdog Texans here because I don't trust KC's o-line. Houston has won 4 out of last 5 at home. Houston 23, Kansas City 16

Pittsburgh(-2.5)@Cincinatti: Taking Pittsburgh as the favorite Not very comfortable on this one since Cincy has a very good defense but I don't like Aj Mccarron. Pittsburgh 26, Cincinnati 20

Seattle(-5)@Minnesota: Taking the favorites in Seattle because Minnesota is soft and can only move the ball when Adrian Peterson is running well. Seattle has the number 1 rush defense. Seattle 27, Minnesota 13

Green Bay @ Washington(+1): Taking Washington as a home underdog against the pack because the packers have really collapsed and Washington is really hot right now and 6-2 at home. Expecting Jordan Reed to go off. Washington 30, Green Bay 27
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>>64721405
no one cares mohammed
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>>64721505
>if man who joined nazi party doesnt count, I pick man who didnt join the nazi party as my favourite nazi

I thought I liked Canadians.
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>>64721495
I also really like the washington pick. Green Bay looks just awful right now.
KC is a lock for a win tho. Houston is starting Brian Who?yer and have beaten exactly 0 good teams.
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After seeing him continue to shine and do his job well this season, I just have to wonder: is Smeth elite? 10 wins in a row without Jamaal Charles.
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>>64721547
Shut up faggot
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>>64721547
Hoyer's stats aren't much worse than Alex Smith's, and as long as you throw in the general direction of hopkins you'll be fine
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>>64721099

Post 1980s it's near impossible to compare guys before then
1. Montana
2. Brady
3. Elway
4. Marino
5. farve

It's like greatest running backs. Most dominant rb of all time was oj Simpson or brown pre 1980

Post 1980s it's a clear E smith.
Anyone who thinks Peyton or Barry was greater is a fucktard
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>>64721584
>fucktard

look who just finished the seventh grade you guys
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>>64721578
We'll see. Either way, these games are all pretty exciting.
>>64721565
;_;
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Do you think Chris Carter son will play next season?

He has the potential and height.
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Before I go to bed I'm going to leave /nfl/ with a bit of thought:

The Cowboys are practically completely set and ready to be the next Dynasty The only major piece that's left is a QB to continue the eliteness that Tony Romo will be leaving behind when he retires. The Oline let Darren McFadden go for over 1000 yards rushing and 4.4 ypc; and he wasn't even getting RB1 carries until week 5. You are now aware Darren McFadden could have probably rushed for over 1400 yards this year. This team could have been 12-4 if Romo and Dez had stayed healthy.
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>>64721661
not to mention Orlando Scandrick
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>>64721445
Gregg Williams literally dindu nuffin.
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Sean Payton presser in 20 bings bitches! Get ready! Who sold the farm for Payton?
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http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2016/01/06/st-louis-rams-la-relocation-bid-nfl/78344012/

Still funny

Rams are going to la
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I thought only two teams were allowed to move to LA? Would someone mind explaining to my pleb brain why three teams are moving?
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>>64721860
NFL, ideally, only wants one team in LA -- for now.
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http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000618342/article/lions-calvin-johnson-mulling-retirement
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>>64721860
the league is dragging its feet and screwing over the three teams and their fans by making them squabble it out
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>>64721147
Oh shit.

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2016/01/06/terry-foster-calvin-johnson-is-seriously-considering-retiring/
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>>64721919
same thing happened with barry sanders, CJ can still play, even if he is declining
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>loins
Has one team ever been more pathetic?
They killed the careers of Barry Sanders and now Megatron
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>>64721919
>>64721944
>Loins ruining another career
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are the washington redskins an acceptable team to root for if I don't have a horse in the race?
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>>64721944
word by word what barry went through before he actually reitred

he will stay for one more year then retire this is nothing new to lion fans
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>>64717960
Cowboys
Pats
Pats
Himmler
Yes
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>>64721919
>>64721944
Can you believe he's been in the league for almost 10 years?
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>>64721944
Remember when I said Calvin was on the decline and they lions should trade him.

And I got flamed by sp.

Lol. Calvin isn't dumb. Wrs at his age start breaking down especially given the amount of touches he's had.

I told you sp.

Trade him if he does come back to maximize his value
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>>64721230
animooted 4u
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>>64722018
>dear diary
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Sean Payton is staying with the Saints.
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>>64721990
Washington team went 9-7 when no one expected 7-9. Kirk Cousins is balling. Go for it.
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>casuals actually put the cheater and a system babby Tom Brady in their Top 5 QBs of all time

I didn't realize we had so many children that posted here
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>>64722055
God damn it.
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>>64722023
>you're in the club
>this guy comes flying in and slaps your girls ass
>what do
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>>64722084
rating is for faggots, tom brady is a great qb
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>Payton press conference about to begin
Nervousness intensifies
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>>64722115
it got pushed back an hour
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>>64722115
who dat yurobro. we'll be ok.
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>>64722131
stream?
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>>64717960
Dat Bird
Dat Bird
Dat Bird
Guderian
No...never got that one.
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>Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 2m2 minutes ago

>After days of deliberation, I'm told that #Saints coach Sean Payton isn't going anywhere. He and GM Mickey Loomis agreed he's staying. Wow

Still dont believe till i hear it desu.
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>>64722101
not much you can do that at that point
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>>64722151
http://www.neworleanssaints.com/media-center/coach-stream.html
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>>64721860
>>64721933
Here's what I can guess from not really following it at all.
The Ram's owner is trying to cut corners on paying for a whole new stadium and looking for as much funding from outside sources as he can. The city can pay for it, but he's "graciously" declining because "the city can't afford it". He wants private help from the NFL so he can pay the rest of it himself and keep all the incomes of the stadium since he'll privately own it.

Or I'm miles off. I dunno. It doesn't really affect me or catch my interests. I've just been told a few times empty relocation threats are just bluffs for new stadiums.

>>64722023
>>64722101
Let him and slap his ass in return, as if he was a teammate with a great play.
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the giants are winning super bowl 51
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>>64722018
He didn't have an elite season but I wouldn't say he's on the decline. I mean he just got way better stats than last season and played in all 16 games for the first time in like 3 years.
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>>64722181
thanks eurobro
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>Sean Payton is staying
49ners getting Chip Kelly. Confirmed full meme
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>>64722177
>Mike Zordich
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Do you think players are fazed at all when people slap their asses when they're in normal clothes?
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>>64722177
>>64722183
we /dawkposting/ nao
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So who else is going all defense in the draft?
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Adam [email protected] 8 secs
Saints will not make HC Sean Payton available to other teams at this time, per source.

Adam [email protected] 8 secs
Saints will not make HC Sean Payton available to other teams at this time, per source.
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>>64719762
you are using that meme wrong faggot, that's the part where he said he accidentally blue himself and he had a hot mess all over his hands. watch the show you uncultured swine
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>>64722222
Confirmed, Dawk posting engaged

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh7s1cRTMgA
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>>64722244

It's using a fortunate screen cap from the same show to reference a joke from the same show. Stop being a twat.
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>>64722209
>CK starts U CAN TEL E'RYBODY
>Read option with Jarryd Hayne

This would give /sp/ a nervous breakdown
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Adam [email protected] 10 secs
Sean Payton says New Orleans is where he plans on coaching. Not going anywhere.
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Is the new meme keeping coaches?
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Is anyone else excited as fug for wildcard weekend?
>yfw chiefs and bengals lose
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I hope Sean Payton has a vicodin overdose. Cross-eyed faggot.
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>>64722315
Pagano and Peyton are good coaches, though, no reason to give them up.
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>>64722280
I sure hope you aren't one of the meme coordinators for your team because if so the Rams might as well move to Toronto
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Eat shit Santa Clara
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>>64722230
All secondary and a sprinkling of TE would be beautiful.
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>>64722273
damn those are some nice digits, gj me
more dawk coming up
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>>64721944
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>>64722339

Why are you making this a thing?

Here, have some underboob and chill.
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>>64716244
They also got. Gabe Jackson in 2014 and Mario Edwards in 2015. The last two drafts have been fucking amazing for Oakland.
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>>64722084
>delusion retards actually think Tony Romo is a good quarterback and that the Cowboys will win the owl next year
I didn't realize you have autism.
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TITS BTFO
I
T
S

B
T
F
O

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/01/06/eric-decosta-turns-down-yet-another-chance-for-promotion/

When will they learn? this is now like the 5th job that DeCosta has turned down, he's not going anywhere.
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>>64722222
I'll make up for it after work. Those repeating digits demand it.

>>64722304
>yfw Chip knew it all along and convinced all the players he'd have gotten rid of to get rid of themselves and save himself the trouble.
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If Johnson retires can we somehow penalize the Lions for it? They've now ruined the career of the greatest running back of all time AND the greatest wide receiver of all time. We need to arrange for this never to happen again. The next time there's a generational talent at their position and Detroit is able to pick him, the league needs to intervene. Never again.
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>>64722362
RIP
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http://www.detroitlions.com/news/lions-insider-short/article-1/Calvin-Johnson-releases-statement-on-his-future/cabf1ff9-05e2-487e-8ac0-b1ccd776406f

He's retiring, isn't he /sp/?

:(
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>>64717960
>Cards
>Cards
>Shittatle
>idfk
>the fetish of freaks
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>>64722101
>nigger memes
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>>64722396
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>>64722396
That image is great
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>>64722428
is that the only time last year that the Saints hit anybody?
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>>64722396
I can think of 16 million reasons why he isn't
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>>64722428
When I first heard of him mulling retirement, that was the EXACT hit that I first thought of. Being so elite that you are double and triple covered ALL THE TIME takes an insane toll on your body. I was amazed he held onto that damn ball.
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>>64722273
>Dawkins KOd himself on that play
>Vick has openly admitted that hit (and the resulting broken ribs) was the most painful moment of his life
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>>64722448

They hit people all the time, but notice how he doesnt drop the ball. Its a big hit and a great catch and extra penalty yards. They can hit, they just can't stop anybody.
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>>64722428
its even more brutal in slow motion

anybody got that?
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>>64720754
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>>64722437
Better size
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>>64722380
What a beta
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>>64721578
Yea actually they are
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>>64718256
>Carr and Bridgewater with the same score
That's pretty funny.
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>>64722491
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>>64722379
The only delusion is people that say Romo is not a good QB and that's further proven when newfags fall for the Cowboys "it's our year" Every year
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>>64722530
Why would he want to go to some shit team with an unsure owner situation? He's already getting paid GM money in Baltimore and Bisciotti has stated multiple times that he will be the next GM when Newsome retires. 3/10 for getting me to reply
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>>64722556
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>>64722579
Romo WAS a good qb
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>>64722428
>brandon browner's only interception of the year was against the eagles
sigh
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It's happened again,

It's happened again,

Detoilet Lions,

It's happend again.
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not a single home team for the wild card round is favorite to win. Which team has the best chance to win their home game in the wild card, and how far will they eventually get?
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>>64722556
This should be a picture of a crying baby Brady who has been given the Superbowl as a present since he wasn't good enough to win it and needed a miracle to get his fourth

Superbowls with Brady on the bench while the rest of the team being the true hero's of the game - 4
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>>64722579
This year was the Cowboy's year.
Too bad Hicks ruined it for ya'll.
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