washed up edition
Tuesday schedule (ET)
Hawks v Knicks 8:00
Bulls v Bucks 8:00 **NBATV**
Mavericks v Kings 8:30
Lakers v Warriors **NBATV**
>trading human garbage for human garbage + a pick
Nah that isn't a fair deal
never, if we are trading anything to the raptors it would be nick young for Biyombo and a 2nd rounder.
hibbert / biyombo
YOU CANT BEAT THIS TEAM
Durant isn't going to the lakers
He's going to do the lebron 1 year deal plus player option for 1 because the cap jumps a shitload next year and it makes way more financial sense. Maybe he goes in 2 years if OKC doesn't win anything for the next two years but I am willing to bet my house that he is in OKC next year
how scared and mad are you /nba/?
will you be able to handle our shitposting all summer?
>I am willing to bet my house that he is in OKC next year
since you posted your bet on the internet, im pretty sure that is legally binding "looks at my lawyer*, i'm on my way, and i have plenty of space.
Tony allen has been a good player for a long time and is just in the past two years being found out because he can't shoot at all
Winslow can already shoot better than tony allen ever has. He's widely regarded as the best realistic trade asset in the league right now because of his potential. Boston offered 4 first round picks to charlotte last year for him in the draft and charlotte said "nah we'll take kaminsky instead cause we're actually retarded people" but that doesn't change the fact a smart team offered 4 first rounders for the guy
>post yfw danny green becomes the reason why spurs lose to the warrios
hey guys, is having a twitter cool to follow nba players and the shit they say? cause i want to make one but idk, is it fun to look at their posts, are they consistent? never had one before so just wondering.
I follow a bunch of players just to see if they'll say stupid shit
Every once in a whole you get a dmc snake in the grass tier post
Twitter is also helpful because you can follow beat writers and know all the cool shit about your team, if you really care about it
Players only post when they want to advertise their sponsors or some other dumb shit.
Twitter is mostly for following NBA news, trades, signings and other things.Following Woj is useful
>buying into those twitter on nba hype commericals
imo twitter is only good for following your fav porn stars since they will actually reply to you(esp if you buy them things from their amazon wishlist) and it's nice having a daily back and forth with your favorite stars you can see who's out doing errands who's traveling where to do what shoots and shit, .
I have never understood why everybody hates shitting immediately after showering. For me, it is the best poop I can take and among the five most wonderful experiences I can have. A normal poop is nothing more than a poop, but when pooping after a shower, the turds come out of me as though they are young, laughing, innocent children enjoying a waterslide at an amusement park; the adventure of speeding around the twists and turns delights their young hearts! Sometimes I even hand-craft tiny, detailed (edible) rafts and then ingest them so I can pretend the poop nuggets are enjoying not only body slides at the water park, but adventurous family raft slides as well. Family fun for everyone!
Idk man I don't remember everything. I said stuff like she was going to school and I'm staying home this semester and the long distance thing was going to work. I also said I was really depressed and needed time to myself and stuff and I said I wanted us both to be single and experience life alone
I went home and we texted a bit, she said stuff like she wasn't mad at me but she didn't understand shit and stuff and then I just went to sleep. I woke up to a bunch of calls and she called me again actually sad and stuff. I can't remember all the stuff we talked about since it was just when I woke up. I basically apologized a lot and said I knew it wasn't fair to her. I think she said she was going through a "mental breakdown and can't go to school" but I'm really hoping she ends up going. She's supposed to leave on Saturday. Things are obviously still weird and I'll ask her about it later
Sorry for the stupid blog post. Hope wizards can get up to .500 soon.
You wont do shit in free agency. You will end up like Nate Robinson (forever in limbo and never finding a team because no one believed in you).
Stop talking shit about your fat gf and sign the deal.
idk if i should be giving advice cause im not good with the ladies my self but i think you should do what you feel is best but if you want advice, take her out for dinner? you guys seem close enough for that. Then tell her "Like I was wrong I fucked up" then tell her your fears, like tell her what u posted, you think she'll find someone else and break up with you. then tell her that the los angeles lakers will get kevin durant in the offseason and will shit all over the spurs, warriors, and cavaliers in that order. tell her that with kobe off the payroll the lakers are ready to sign big free agent names like Boogie, westbrook, and KD.
baka switching dion waiters in for JR smith fucked me out of a 100 bucks
taking out kyrie for rodney hood didn't help either. Probably screwed me out of another hunnid lol
Anyone stacking Kings tonight?
Why are /hoc/ memes so much better senpai?
>muh avant garde may mays
I like shooty-hoops better desu, just don't understand how a bunch of concussed autists can shitpost better than fans of the swaggiest sport
That's not the only reason Tho. She's going back to school 4 hours away, and I want to be single and shit too
She was talking like she wasn't going to go back to school tho so idk
>go wiz so swaggy he keeps his women uneducated barefoot and pregnant
swaggy af desu senpai you're really gonna make your girl quit school so she can give you some regular fuk AHAHAHAHA
I'm too poor to afford a shrine... how about a bust?
>tfw /nba/ forgot about me and only talks about Go wiz and Clips4lyfe
on one hand it's nice to not get memed on anymore but it's bittersweet
>tfw Bledsoe and Suns are done for the season already
>tfw no Suns playoff appearance ever
this was supposed to be the year bros
this was supposed to be the year
oh hey there ocd. we shit on you last thread when the lakers beat the suns ahahaha enjoy your tank
>tfw associated with SJWs
feels bad man
Warriors vs Spurs, 7 game series, both teams #fullsquad... who wins and why?
where have you been? living under a pile of snow?
if the lakers werent tanking we'd be contending for the 8th right about now
kings,suns,nuggies, all gone to shit. Even jazz are meh cause gobert and favors are out. dammit buss.
yeah hes done, i think its a torn meniscus or something
if I had to place a bet I would bet on the Spurs because Curry didn't impress me in the playoffs last season
its crazy lol I thought for sure it was gonna be like last year where the Suns, Jazz, Kings, Pelicans were all neck-and-neck fighting for the last couple spots.
All four of those teams are pretty shit now and the last couple spots are wide open
>mfw Robert Horry gets a 10-day contract
WE COMING FOR YOUR SEED CAVALIERS
NOT SO FAST CANADA
>mfw my gym is open now
>i'm strengthening the ligaments around my knees doing legpress whereas kneesbrah is sitting at home complaining about his knees
lmao stay having weak knees
> has Canadian flag
> thinks a team with shit-tier coaching that hasn't even been to conference finals before is gonna beat a stacked team with someone who's won the Eastern Conference finals five years in a row
> can only be one person
Blake Griffin is the best PF in the NBA
>mfw haven't lifted in ~13 days and lost 5 lbs from sitting around and not lifting and eating
>mfw got a lil weak but it's no big, strength back in 2 weeks max
>mfw annual winter cut starts now
I just wanna get /ethereal/ and be shaggy skinny but I like looking good
>not bulking all fall/winter
>not cutting in spring for dat dere beach body
maybe it's just me but I got to bulk for a long time because of my fast metabolism, at least cutting is really fast
>Ratpors fan shit talking a team with Paul Pierce
>thinks the cloppers are stacked
>with fucking Josh Smith and Lance Stephenson
>with fucking Choke Paul
>with Blake Shittin
>never once sniffed the conference finals just like the Raptors
>lives in Canada and supports a team that is literally billions of kilometers away
Stay cucked my friend
it's hot all the time here and I'm able to do shirtless stuff starting early March, which makes cutting right after the holidays optimal. I generally like bulking until I have to flex for abs, idk I get really neurotically self-conscious about having stomach fat. obviously gets harder putting on appreciable size natty after a few years. I like you canadian fitfam, we've talked this shit a couple times already
>Everyone talking to that guy
>I'm the Clipper fan
How long is Blake still out? That bum is on my fantasy team and completely ruined my chances at winning
>mfw I'm just some random from Canadark here to shitpost
>mfw I don't give two shits about the cloppers but your tears are delicious
>mfw it hasn't been the lebeta booster this whole time
I've learned to give people the benefit of the doubt. My bro's been a warriors fan for over a decade but hides it now because of accusations of being a bandwagoner
WE OUT HERE
How mad would /nba/ be if the Raps beat the Cavs in the ECF?
The first game I ever watched was a Clippers game desu
>tfw most girls end up opening up to me as if I give a fuck about what they say
How do I stop this? Being a good listener usually ends up in me getting friendzoned but I'm pretty lonely so I kinda enjoy when girls start rambling about shit to me
To make this bball related, Spurs are the most complete team in the NBA and I don't see them losing in the playoffs
got a girl coming to my place tomorrow at aroud 7 I do I spin our "smoke weed and chill" date into me watching basketball and head during/after I want her out ASAP so I can be alone and brood desu
you gotta ask them out early dude. there's nothing wrong with having girls as friends, they're good wingwomen and give a different kind of vibe than guyfriends. if you're listening and being a friend for a while then of course you're gonna get "friendzoned"
LEL remember how /nba/ said the mavs got cucked? Well we dominated the Warriors a few days ago
How does it feel knowing you were all retards that were completely wrong? The mavs cucked YOU
I kind of want a chubby girl to cuddle with rn not gonna lie desu
she's average across all parameters but I really wanna get my dick wet, think my plans gonna work? she may or may not stay over but I just wanna smoke weed and watch basketball with the fringe benefit of getting my cock sucked desu
Ladies and gentlemen,
your 2016-17 Lakers
that's atleast how I interpreted the question: If every team lost their best player, which team would be the best?
If only one team loses their best player and we have to decide which team would essentially get the least worse, I'd probably say Celtics. I'd be afraid to see spurs without Kawhi
>she wants to actually leave my crib to do something instead of smoking and watching basketball
is the bucks game gonna be worth a shit? 2nd night of a b2b after getting trashed
Rose back in the lineup where da fuck the game thread
>not watching your local team
And if they aren't playing tonight, you can't do better than watching based Giannis on NBATV
So are Washington or Toronto ever gonna actually become good? Their fans seem to think they're young teams that are gonna grow into power houses as if they're 2010/11 OKC or 2012/13 Golden State but it doesn't seem like any growth is happening. Is there any team like that in the East? Will LeBron own the conference for years to come solely because of lack of competition?
>Will LeBron own the conference for years to come
are you stupid?
>it's a wiz4lyfe texts thread
Not if they have any repeats of last offseason. Honestly they subtracted Pierce and did shit else, assumed their players would get better and win more in an improving east. Didn't work out for them.
Cut or trade Dudley and Gooden, there must be some nba talent available that can do better.
go wiz is a super chill dude desu I just wish he had an iphone..imagine sending texts that aren't blue and knowing that the person on the other end of your emojis is geting bunk ass bootleg emojis, ruining their comedic value
is there ANY chance of the lakers beating the warriors tonight? what if kobe has a cheeky 60 point game?
knicks up 15 chinese jordan brand ads on the side line kek
I'm watching the "Ben Simmons Show" and icing my knees/shoulders.
Cause we all know nothing can go wrong when you crown a 19 year old GOAT and assume he's going to immediately rape the league from day 1, that never goes wrong...
>you're the prettiest girl at X
>this actually works
>tfw told the girl who eventually ruined any self-esteem/happiness I had she was the most beautiful girl I'd ever met
Fuck man you're bringing back some bad feels, I haven't had a drink in 8 days now chill out my nigga.
>tfw mom won't come to my games ;_;
wow I'm fucking ripped for some reason I thought this was go wiz since
is go wiz
why didn't I look at the flag first LOL
turn on NBATV bulls bucks is great
He's a fucking beast. Watched him all last year at Arkansas, they're trash without him now. Didn't even recognize him the first game I saw him without the headband, until I saw the crazy ass eyes again.
Who dis be mane
Go Wizards needs to put his name back on though
canada is the country version of every hick cornfed ass state int he USA. plus it's frozen outside 24/7 so they use computers in their igloos. i've heard they have expensive internet at shit prices
>Be Go Wizards
>Break up with your girlfriend cause she's going to get BLACKED 4 hours away
>Wizards are still trash
What are you talking about
I'm not Canadian. The guy posting those texts is the clippers Canadian fan
I posted the first text of my gfs texts this morning
>wizards 8 games back
There's a chance homies
the mavericks are literally working magic over there.
deron williams is good again
javale mcgee reviving his career
keeping dirk alive/young somehow
barea was elite for like 2 seconds
>being this fucking mad
Going to double OTs in Dallas
Demarcus Cousins somehow hasn't fouled out or been ejected yet
>mfw the kings will never EVER have a championship trophy
the FUCKING city of Sacramento
OOOK as a kings fan I'm gonna go suicide but first...
how is Dallas 19-15? this team is absolute shit. no rondo, no casspi and they still had to get incredibly lucky on numerous occasions.
Parsons looks awful every time we play him, Darren Williams looks pretty shitty too missing tons of open midrange shots.
I'm obviously butthurt as fuck but this is a serious question.
i'm wondering how Dallas has won so many games being such a mediocre team. The Kings were down Rondo who is having an All-Star type season and Casspi who is a 48% three point shooter and the Mavs had to get incredibly lucky on numerous occasions to eke out a win. So what am I missing?
DRAKE VIEWS FROM THE 6 WILL BE LEAKED SHORTLY
I REPEAT IT WILL BE LEAKED IN LIKE 2HRS
>295 points and won't even get in the money
High scoring night bros. Dallas and Sac playing a million overtimes threw everything off.
Was out when it was announced Deron WIlliams would play, so Berea totally fucked me. Ah well, get em tomorrow.
Byron Scott has quite literally torpedoed Julius Randle's young, fragile career.
>calling him to the media earlier this week for his play
>calling him out earlier today saying he needs to grow up
>playing him 10 minutes because Larry Nance Jr has gotta get his mins
I don't even know how to feel about this bros. This is how you break a young player with promise.
The Lakers are literal shit tho. Why the fuck wouldn't you play Randle to see if he gets better or if he's not a fit?
There's literally no scenario where Larry Nance Jr is the future. So figure out what you got with Randle.
Byron Scott is a fuck head.
>mfw someone at the start of year told me byron is going to change the lakers
>Curry done for the year HAHAHAHAHA
TOLD YOU FAGGOTS CHECK TWITTER IF YOU DON"T BELIEVE ME
Stephen Curry (shin) left Tuesday's game vs. the Lakers and will not return.
Curry banged his shin in a collision with Roy Hibbert and was hobbling for a while, but he did he did try to carry on and appeared to be fine. However, the game quickly turned into a blowout, so it makes sense for the Warriors to hold him out. We should get another update from the Warriors after the game. Jan 6 - 12:16 AM
HAAHHA BANDWAGON LAKER FAN CHANGING TO A WARRIOR JERSEY
GO ON THIS GUY'S TWITTER LOL
>They didn't believe in the LeGod MVP, 2k cover curse
>Durant steals mvp from LeGod
>Rose steals MVP from LeGod
>he ded too
>Curry is having best season of his career
>is now dying
You didn't believe but it will slowly take its course
Is Brad Stevens ever going to actually have an elite player to coach, /nba/?
>CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME C.R.E.A.M. GET THE MONEY DOLLA DOLLA BILL YA'LL
CATCH THE BLAST OF A HYPE VERSE
MY GLOCK BURST
LEAVE EM A HEARSE I DONE WORSE
Guys....I actually bandwagonned LeBron when the Cavs were up 2-0 in the finals. I sucked Delly's dick and thought he could shut Curry down. Now LeBron is 2-4....
I'm BTFO and i will never recover. What the fuck do I do?
2 of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse
you all laugh now you faggots, but we are strategically losing. you will all see..I can't wait for the Lakers to rise to the top again, because once they do i will shitpost relentlessly. And we will win the right way, we will win by scoring all our points in the paint, bully fuckingball. Laugh it up now, get it all out, laugh till exhaustion because one the lakers win, you are going to bandwagon us like the kucks you are. Enjoy the warriors run, drink a beer with your friends, hang out with your chubby gfs, while us real hardcore lakers fans support our team through thick and thin. WE WILL RISE AGAIN, AND YOU WILL BURN. MARK MY FUCKING WORDS.
Doubt it, Celtics plan was solid but they didn't expect so many teams to take tanking to the next level and the salary cap to get so high that every team will have a load of space.
people like venice beach, bunch of qts and outdoor basketball.
Hollywood Blvd during the weekends is pretty good but its fun any time of the week. lots of tourist shit goes on around there. just dont buy shit, its a ripoff.
>Roscoes Chicken and Waffles - Get the Obama Special
>Visit the Beach - Redondo and Venice are good
>Find a Brewery - Three Weavers in Inglewood is very nice
Also traffic is A MASSIVE PROBLEM ON 405 heading North at anytime of the day during the week. Conversely southbound traffic is a shit at night. Actually traffic sucks all over. Public transit isn't horrible, light rails are nice from what I've experienced when I went to the Rose Bowl from my apartment in Inglewood.
What will the Warriors record be this year?
>GO WIZ ON SUICIDE WATCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>john wall will get better man
HAHAHAHAHAHA NO HE WON"T HAHAHAHAHAHA
you have money to sign only one! who do you build around?
John wall or Demarcus Cousins? keep in mind you are already in bad standing with your fan base, you messed up the last two lottery picks, this choice will decide the future of your franchise...WHAT DO YOU DO?
this little nigger was right. even for kobe's last home game there is still plenty of tickets