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Patriots

jags will win the superbowl within 5 years, respond to this post if u agree with my statement

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>Cheatriots BTFO by Suh

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>>64712597
Never forget

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>>64712597

>>64712630
The one with AR-15 needs to be posted

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>>64712613
Delete this now

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>bridgewater

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>>64712613
>bait this obvious

Try again desu

>>64712613
>2008

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>>64712647
I never liked Eli till now.

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>implying this isn't happening

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Don't worry, police. We hate Sneak too.
-Packers /sp/artans

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>>64712613
Pls familia, its like you arent even trying

You have 5 seconds to explain why you hate /r/nfl

And yes, I know you all know what /r/nfl is because you've all been there before

>>64712676
Fuck off

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>>64712597

my body is ready f@m

>>64712690
I only use it for the stream 2bh

>>64712674
How do you have the Texans winning?

>>64712690
>projecting this hard
you trying to tell us something?

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>>64712597
dude yes

>>64712690
Never been to /r/nfl but I hate reddit because the layout is retarded for discussions, so I never go there... Unless someone links me to a 50/50 or some good porn, then I stick around a few.

>>64712695
>taking your trip off
Pathetic tbqh

>>64712711
They're against the Chiefs

>Your team
>favorite moment
>lowest moment
>season grade
>things you'd change

Which low tier team that is currently in the playoffs will have the most success this postseason?

Redskins
Vikings
Texans
Chiefs

?

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>>64712597
>tfw i was on the jags bandwagon before it was cool

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>>64712777

>>64712777
skins or texans, nice trips

>>64712725
>layout is retarded
probably even worse than the voting system

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>>64712597

Imagine the Jaguars with a healthy Dante Fowler and a secondary that isn't the worst in the league.

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>>64712777

> all these HCs and DCs getting fired
> meanwhile McCarthy and Capers will be here 5ever

>>64712764

>Colts (only followed NFL since 2012)
>Playoff game vs. Chiefs in 13-14 season
>getting BTFO by the jags the other week
>4/10 overall but considering Luck was basically injured all season we did well
>draft some OL to protect Luck and a few more decent defenders, a nice RB with potential would be good

>>64712777

The Chiefs have a genuine chance of getting to the owl.

>>64712669
Love it. Can't believe he got snubbed from the pro bowl

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Next year is our year!

>>64712777
vikings desu

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>>64712764

>Jaguars
>Of those that I was actually old enough to watch and enjoy, the win against Pittsburgh in the wildcard (dat David Garrard 4th down scramble)
>When Gabbert and Blackmon turned out to be busts all hope seemed lost
>C+ Should have honestly won the division this year with all the injuries but the team was young and don't know how to win in the 4th quarter yet. A lot of promising young players had great years despite the W's and L's so the coaching staff must be doing something right.
>Nothing groundbreaking, get a better O-line, develop a pass rush on defense. The secondary is pretty meh but any secondary in the world is getting lit up if you can't get to the QB in a reasonable amount of time.

>>64712803
incredible

>>64712803
I really hope this season was the beginning of what will be his elite career. Likeable guy, hell of an arm, has passion, and has been having some good games.

>>64712806
Do the Packers have an OC and then someone else who calls the plays?
I know MM took over the calls.

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>>64712764
>Da Bears
>Thanksgiving day
>2013 @GB, final play
>C
>More aggressive start to games, trying for more turnovers

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>>64712764
>Dirty Birds

>Making the collective state of carolina salty as the atlantic at our house

>said carolina team taking dab-selfies at the 2 min warning ;_;

>D-, would be F if we didnt cuck carolina on our turf and break their "streak"

>getting rid of Koetter and hiring mike fucking shanahan

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>>64712806
iktfb

If Marvin Lewis loses another playoff game and still doesn't lose his job I'm done

>>64712780
Respect. Always had a soft spot for them.

>>64712764
>loins
>beating the pack at lambeau, and close behind roasting the philthy ratbirds on Thanksgiving
>1-7
>c+/b- considering how we finished great
>fire Caldwell, make Austin head coach, bring back the Cooter Scooter as head OC, and bring back gym shorts as DC

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Is this the most based outcome possible?

the panthers used to be seen the same way the jags are now, but then they started winning and their fans got really annoying
will the same happen if the jags git gud?

>>64712852
I like it

>>64712839
why? an expansion team from FL who's team is named after a cat that has nothing to do with FL.

Their could not be a more generic team.

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>>64712764
>Stoolers
>Brown lighting it up
>Bells injury
>6.5/10
>Secondary, holy shit someone help those JV members get back to HS.
>Pick up a TE too, Heaths slowing down.

>>64712860
>bears having anything to do with Chicago
>Lions having anything to do with detroit
>Bengals having anything to do with Cincinnati

Your argument is retarded

>>64712857
I love how you and every Jags fan is completely ignoring defense. Yeah, that's great that your QB and receivers get a ton of fantasy points but you need a dominate defense to be contenders

>>64712690
tried it once, dropped it when I realized I was getting baited into their toxicity. got the fuck out of there before I fell all the way into the rabbit hole.

it's got multiple glaring issues, from its layout to its structure of discussion to its moderation philosophy to its userbase tone and so on and so on. I could write pages on exactly why it's not only terrible to talk about football, but is actually detrimental to the fan culture to do so. that would be pointless though, since you all already know that shit's dumb to start with.

they are a decent resource to keep on top of breaking news though, so as long as you use it as a tool and not a place to talk, then you should be fine.

>>64712875
>argument is retarded
no all those team names are retarded.

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>>64712764
>Your team
See image
>favorite moment
Winning the division over the faggy Fudge Packers
>lowest moment
Losing to the puckers at home
>season grade
B+
>things you'd change
Play a play action run so to speak a little more often. That's about it. They did just about everything to the best of their ability tbqh

>>64712676
Everyone hates me but you'll never hate me as much as I hate myself.

New rule: It's illegal for any team with a record worse then 3-13 to draft a quarterback.

Team's can no longer draft qbs year after year and expect a fucking rookie to transform an entire team. This forces them to build an actual team THEN draft a qb.

>>64712877
oh it's the salty anti-jags guy lol
personally i'm not a jags fan, and i only posed a hypothetical question, but it's nice to see that you're still weirdly salty at the team
also it's *dominant

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>>64712860
Because I grew up a few hours away from Jacksonville

>>64712829
Clements took over but turns out he's not much better.

>>64712909
Ayyy lmao

>>64712817
There was no way they weren't going include Megatron and he's the first alternate which means he'll go when a WR decides not to, so while it is a shame I don't care too much

That and pro bowl is a popularity contest anyways; Beast Mode is an alternate and he only played like 4 games

I guess it's sorta nice that some "analysts" made a fuss about it though

>>64712764
>Saints
>Superb Owl run, or if you mean this season, blocked FG and punt vs Atlanta, as well as handing ATL first and last loss of season
>All the key injuries really. But I would go with McCowns pick on CAR hail mary, and losing to carolina at home in that close game

>FIX THE DEFENSE, But offense needs to remain consistent. We either open strong then fall off, or sleep then wake up after halftime.


Provided that Payton stays, im confident we are challenging for division leader as early as next year.

>>64712877
Every up and coming team has to start somewhere. They're not complete yet, but they're getting there

>>64712878
>dropped it when I realized I was getting baited into their toxicity

so why are you on /sp/?

>>64712852
If the Denver OL steps up i don't see how the Birds can win.
>team seems to miss Tyrann Mathieu
>Teams that lock the run game have major advatange(see Seattle)
>Broncos lock everyone's run game.
>Broncos have at least 2 great WR
>Cards don't have 2 good CBs
But that's the most likely SB imo

>>64712920
no what I'm asking do the Pack have an OC and the someone else who calls the plays?

Jags should go back to their old uniforms desu

their new helmets are terrible

>>64712895
Sneak,are you really on suicide watch ?

>>64712764
Kansas city chiefs
>10 straight wins right after hearing all about the chiefs getting first overall pick
>2013-14 wildcard game against colts
>B goes straight to A- when we beat Houston and straight to A+ if we make AFCCG
>Depth at WR, O-Line pass blocking improvement, next year may be the year to see if chase Daniel is the true replacement for Alex smith, in case they want to prep someone for 3 ish years from now

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>>64712925
>Beast Mode is an alternate
>triggered
Okay yeah I'm fucking over the pro bowl already. What bullshit.

>>64712942
don't make me break out my worst unis pasta

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>>64712942
thank Nike for that

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>>64712764
>cinnamon bagels
>andy breaking his thumb stopping the guy he threw an interception threw
>andy breaking his thumb stopping the guy he threw an interception threw
>B, but we'll fail the final so F
>nothing, i love this madness

>>64712926
Also, C
Defense is a D- because rookies did well
Offense is a B, we are getting the yards, moving the ball, but dont score enough. With the recievers we have though, its an admirable performance.

>>64712942
Those helmets they had just before these, the ones where the color changed depending on how the light hit it were the most based helmets on the league at that time

>your team
>which player you want to get blacked by

>>64712940
The past season McCarthy called plays. After the NFCCG loss he gave up playcalling to Clements, but a few weeks ago McCarthy took over again. Nothing really changed.

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>all these mock drafts saying the Cowboys are going to draft Paxton Lynch, a meme QB from a small shitty school, with the #4 pick

literally,WHY?

>>64712900
Carolina drafted Cam Newton when they went 2-14. Good teams who have draft a quarterback will build a good team around them and let them develop.

>>64712953
I got pizza right now so I'm feeling pretty good tbqh.

>>64712989
Jerry is literally infested with the spirit of Al Davis

>>64712954

All this time I've been assuming that Aaron Murray is the one being groomed to eventually replace Dr. Smeth, but then again I haven't seen him play yet

>>64712895
I wouldn't take it too hard, I don't like anybody.

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>>64712977
these?

>>64712989
Rotoworl mock draft has him going to Browns
Also Tunsil to TEN.

>mfw this is a likely outcome

I want Hargreaves, but we might not get him.
Also need a D tackle.

>>64712984
>edgar bennett OC
>MM/Clements call the plays

what a fucked up system, I thought you would know what i was talking about

>>64712989
it's mock drafts

they start out outlandishly stupid and then they get progressively less stupid so by April they become moderately stupid

>>64712999
Mfw I want some pizza for the last hour

Duck you snek

Nice numerals

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>>64713012
Yes I believe so. Fucking nice.

>>64713008
That's a fair view, but if that's the case I think they should be using him in preseason more. If I recall, Daniel took most of the preseason snaps. Truth be told, it may even be early to worry about Smith when they could use more wr depth, and still have trouble at the offensive line position.

>>64712930
because you guys are the ideal blend of cynicism and perspective. tell a typical redditor that his site is dumb and not only is the userbase awful, the discussions are too, and the interface is counterproductive. they're likely to spout out some bullshit that can be summed up as "nuh uh!"

do the same for a typical /sp/artan and the response is probably something like "since when was /sp/ ever good?". people will still come here even though they know it's full of shitheads, they are always aware of it while they post. it just works for them anyways, or maybe because of that.

reddit usually doesn't even realize it's toxic and will prop itself up as this utopian bastion of perfection. it's sickening, really.

>>64713058
>tell a typical redditor that his site is dumb and not only is the userbase awful, the discussions are too, and the interface is counterproductive. they're likely to spout out some bullshit that can be summed up as "nuh uh!"

so it's identical to 4chan then?

>>64712917

So in the suburbs of Jacksonville?

>>64713082

yes everyone here pretends 4chan is great m8 good one

>>64713058
what are you a fucking 4chan connoisseur? get off your high horse m8
this place is trash, reddit is trash, everywhere on the internet is trash
at least on reddit no one talks like this jesus christ

>>64713085
A few hours away bruh, central Florida south of Gainesville

>>64713010
N-not even me...? ;.;

>>64713023
The whole system needs to be scrapped.

>>64713034
What pizza toppings do they have in Croatia?

>>64713058
Wow you're good at this.

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so if the Saints trade away Sean Peyton, they'll inevitably trade away Drew Brees, right?
if they traded away Brees, their cap problems would be pretty much solved for now, and they could just use the acquired draft picks on a new QB.

Who would trade for Brees? His cap number would be $20 million on whatever team trades for him. It would have to be a "win now" team with no QB right? The Rams have been on the cusp forever, they could be a fit.

>>64713058
the cowboys were only a bad team because of injuries, that doesnt make them a bad team, they only had a bad record because of injuries, thats way different than just actually being just a fuckin bad team like the 49ers, dont you ever fuckin say the cowboys and 49ers are in the same boat again, its not true, we will be an elite team next year, this year was only bad because of injuries, so dont fucking compare us to the niners who will be a shit team next year too because you actually are just a SHIT team, unlike the cowboys

>>64713087
that's my fuckin point, "m8"

telling me that 4chan is trash is basically "well yeah, duh. so what?"

>>64713087
> at least no one on reddit talks like this

WHOOOOOOOSE GOT MY BACK?

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Making owl matchup wallpapers

Who you want? Taking requests

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>>64713106
Yeah they could've got to 8-8

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>his team is named after an animal

>>64713105
Texans

>>64713128
stupid fucking newfag trip with his fucking newfag unfunny superbowl halftime shark meme

>>64713127
Vikes bruh. Although I don't want to jinx it

>>64713112
>we are so nonchalant and nihilistic here, especially me, heh
>reddit? they think it's all right, things are fine
>only 4chan warriors like me see the truth: life is hell
kill yourself, man
>>64713124
thanks for the reply, i guess

>>64713127
Chiefs redskins please

>muh Indian bowl

>>64713127
Texans and Redskins lol

>>64713130
>his team isn't the #1 seed in the conference

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>>64713144
Relax dude, can't take the bantz?

>>64713102
nah, I mean nobody. I don't hate anybody either, it's just that there's a distinct difference between getting along with someone and being able to hold good conversations, and actually liking that person. it's kind of like getting along with co-workers but not doing stuff with them as buddies on the weekends or whatever.

>>64713106
the fuck are you going on about man, I haven't talked about the cowboys in a while. you need to calm down on the obsession a little, or the boat we're both in will flip over and we'll drown.

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>>64713130
>his team isn't named after an alpha predator

>>64713105
49ers could conceivably do it. Have 1w draft picks and depending on who they cut, they could have 60-80 mil in cap room. I wouldn't be surprised if they used one of those picke early on a qb to groom behind Brees for a year or two.

>>64713162
a fucking smug wanna be Pepe meme isnt fucking "bantz", congrats shithead, i was going for the Vikings, now I will be a 12 this weekend

>>64713142
That actually makes decent sense, but their GM has lowballed on QBs his entire fucking tenure, from Schaub, to recently passing on Bortles, Teddy and Carr.

>>64713149
It's a reference from a year or so ago. Don't worry about it, newfag.

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>tfw never been to Reddit but shitposters wont stop mentioning it.
Why does a single site fuck with this board so much, its like /co/ with tumblr.

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>>64713166
is there any other player as representative of their team as barry is of the lions? i can't associate them with anyone else but him

>>64713175
Have 12*

>>64713199
no, i get that you're referencing r/12thman or whatever, i just don't know why you bothered to respond to me
also
>caring about how long you've spent on an internet forum
kill yourself

>>64713149
don't need to, I'm already in hell :y

seriously though, I'm not sure what your game is. the question was why is reddit shit, and I responded by using a relative comparison. that doesn't mean I think 4chan is a paragon of idealism or whatever, if that's what you're trying to bait me into admitting. it's just the most comfy place for me to talk football that I've seen, that's about it. if a better place comes up later on, I'll probably migrate there sooner or later. you can all wish me good riddance then, but for now this is still the best site out there. being the shiniest turd in the bowl still isn't much of a compliment, though.

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>>64713182
You're way too mad dude. Guess I would be too if the season went the way for the Vikes the way it went for the Cowboys. Are you implying I care if you are going for my squad this weekend?

>>64713216
If you fail to see the irony in the situation then I apologize.

And I don't really care, silly vanilli.

>>64713203
There aren't many but maybe in the future
>megatron lions
>Brady patriots
>Brees saints

The Lions are so close, only an offensive line away from playoffs. We need to keep magatron.

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anons are salty as fuck tonight.

>yfw a shit trip started posting as a fan of your team recently

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>>64713216
>Can't fucking capitalize
>Won't shut up about other sites for no reason that he brought up out of nowhere
>Calls 4chan a forum
This is some low tier bait god damn.

>>64713231
>it's just the most comfy place for me to talk football that I've seen
I agree with this

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>Tom Coughlin is a Hall of Fame coach

>>64713238
you will care once my new team seahawks for this weekend kick your somali QBs ass and AP leaves for Dallas

oh look, hes a weaboo too, can he possibly get any more disgusting?

hey guys get this, Minnesotans actually consider corndogs a high class food

probably not even in minnesota, probably one of those cuckolds that just supports his favorite black men, youre a fuckin Cam/Teddy/Lebron/Curry fan

>>64713256
Who's your squad?

>>64713190
>I don't want to draft a QB cause I don't want another Carr1 situation despite the chances of that happening being very low
>but I need one before I waste a great defense

I dunno, seems like this is the perfect compromise for him.

>>64713201
but anon, /co/ is /co/mblr now :^)

4chan needs a boogeyman for everything

if reddit didn't exist we'd be blaming ESPN.com forums and Deadspin

and for /co/'s case, livejournal

>>64713273
he is

>>64713287
same as yours, the ironing

>>64713203
Brady ~ pats
Ray Lewis ~ Ravens
Broncos ~ elway
Namath ~ jets

>>64712764
>Your team
Broncos
>favorite moment
Either Tebow's playoff win or beating the Patriots in the AFCCG
>lowest moment
Losing to Baltimore in the Division round
>season grade
A+ so far. 1st seed is as good as anyone could hope for at this point
>things you'd change
Open up the offense more (no more draw plays on 2nd-3rd and long), stop any attempt to make Manning into a mobile quarterback (bootlegs with Peyton "Lame Duckling" Manning), fire Michael Schofield into the sun

>>64713268
Yup this, it's a chill place to talk sports and shit

>>64713231
nah i just think you type like you think you're infinitely smarter than you are, and that you're some sort of expert on internet culture
it's kinda annoying
>>64713249
alright then
>>64713260
cool avatar image bud, really gets your point across
the "point" the second tripfriend was making is that people on the seattle seahawks subreddit are autistic
again, idk why he brought it up, but that's what it's a reference to
>caring that i called it a forum and not a board
ok

>>64713288
does espn.com even have forums? I haven't paid much attention ever since they switched commenting on articles from espn.com user accoutns to facebook profiles.

>>64713298
How's teaching those kids going now that break is over? They a pain in the ass the first few days?

>>64713256
>tfw considered tripping for a bit
>realized I'd have to be compared to trips in general and those of the Stoolers
Fuck that was such a stupid thought.
>>64713273
>HoF
>A high standard
>Beat possibly the greatest QB of all time at the biggest moment in his career twice.
>Only second to Parcells in Giants coaches.
If Pat Tillman can get in so can Coughlin

>>64712764
>Broncos
>SB32 or Tebowtime
>fuckin any of the losses I've seen in the owl or 2005 AFCCG
>A-
>burn Schofield at the stake and give CJ the ball more now that he is healthy

>>64713274
Been a fan of the Vikes since 98 when Culpepper got there. He played in my high schools district and I was amazed. But I never left the team when he parted ways. Not a weeaboo, and I can't stand LeBron. Don't feel strongly one way or the other about Curry or Cam. Teddys good enough right now though. Oh yeah, can you be any madder and try to generalize more about me? This is amusing.

Is it just me and my shit phone and computer or does google and youtube not give you notifications anymore when someone responds to you?

>>64713318
pat tillman isn't in the hall of fame tho

>>64713317
lol I stopped teaching this year
I moved back to the city and got a job not in education
I might go back someday but I needed a break from those fuckers

>>64712764

>Raidaahs
>Drafting Amari, beating Denver, 24's last game(s)
>Didn't even make .500
>B-
>A new secondary, TE, someone to pair up with Mack etc etc

>>64712764
Chargers
Anytime Woody or Rivers did something productive
The entire season
F-
Nearly everything

>>64713344
How many students did you fuck?

>>64713302
I expected frontrunners to spring up a little this season. They're terrible, worse than puckers fans. How long you been for the Vikes?

>>64712764
>Team
49ers
>Favorite moment
Super Bowl XXIX
>Lowest Moment
The Dennis Erickson Era
>Season Grade
Expelled for bad grades
>Things you'd change
Fucking everything, but in order, get Sean Payton, get a veteran QB to bridge to a young QB in the draft, then O-Line

>>64713288
That's honestly the worst part of 4chan is the whole Boogeyman thing, it reduces every board to shitposting in one way or another. Like I love /co/, its been my main board for years but Boogeymen arguments ruin threads constantly.
>>64713339
I'm going crazy then, my bad. I thought he was inducted in '12.

>>64713333
dumb reddit boy noobie actually thinks im mad

listen here newshit, here how it goes, cowboys fans run this place, highest football IQs here and best banter and posts, now that you know we're most respected, backdown and fallback to your low rank, fuckin maggot.

>>64713333
>Teddys good enough right now though
no he sucks, stop making excuses for him

nice quads

>>64713359
he's in the college football hall of fame, maybe he got inducted that year and you got them confused?

>>64713314
can't really help how I type like man, just the way it is. regardless of anything I've ever said on things like this, it's just me spouting my opinions. I may feel strongly about some of them, but I'm not delusional enough to believe everyone does. so hey, call me an arrogant prick or whatever if you want to. that's you doing you and I'm just gonna keep doing me. if I ever hit real "internet enlightenment", I'll be sure to stop the presses and let you know. I'm sure you'll be tremendously interested in my HOT OPINIONS, just like always.

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>>64713344
Ah well that's cool. Good luck with that and good luck to the broncos in the playoffs

>>64713381
you've truly mastered sarcasm, congrats

>>64713310
I guess you could say it's kind of like a...

...sports bar? :^)

>>64713364
Piss off you ditchpig. Fuck the cowgirls. Never liked them. You're one of the many ignorant fucktards who suck the nutsack of the most overrated team this decade. Go back to supporting anti immigration lawmaking and hating homosexuals. Fall back down to my low rank. To fucking kek doucher.

Some teams that could conceivably trade for Brees if that happens:

>Rams
Splash player to sell seats in Los Angeles, and complement Gurley. Lots of cap space and draft assets to play with as well.

>Eagles
Could both potentially trade for Peyton and Brees, and both would probably agree. They have decent cap space. It just feels like a fit too.

>Texans
Obviously QB needy and they have cap space. Their GM doesn't think you need a decent QB to go far into the playoffs though.

>49ers
>Browns
Only if Sean Peyton gets traded there, he would demand Brees be part of a package deal, or after getting traded strongly lobby for Brees. Although I don't think Sean Peyton or Drew Brees would ever agree to go to two of the most dysfunctional organizations in football right now.

>>64713315
doesn't look so but 4chan would still find a way to blame them

>>64713356
you jest but this guy who student taught with a friend of mine was caught for that in his first year as a legit teacher
it made me kek

>>64713392
thanks senpai hope we can not bunco it up
we lucked into homefield
we lucked into all these wins
now let's luck into a sb

>>64713409
ew

>>64713357
since 88' or earlier. not everyone on this board is a youngling. TB is not the answer.

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>>64713409
SHUT UP SNEAK

>>64713358
>Expelled for bad grades
fuck you I laughed too hard at this. then I stopped and got sad, was all "yeah, he's totally right."

>>64713359
it kind of works for /sp/ though at certain times, since shitposting, trolling, and banter are cousins of each other or whatever. that guy thinks brady is shit? must be a peyton fan, who else would say shit like that? cue shitflinging. rinse and repeat and you've got a magnet for meaningless chatter in between games. some topics are more tiresome than others, though.

>>64713379
Maybe.
I think Coughlin has a fair chance in a down year.
I respect him a lot personally and never thought he should be fired but I don't have much say as I'm not a giants fan or gold jacket voter.
>>64713415
>Lake sighting
I'd like St. Louis with Brees, it'd be a hell of an entertaining team.

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>>64713376
He's been better than Rodgers as of late at least. And he hasn't made a lot of mistakes this season. That's good enough for now bruh.

>>64713392
Fuck I wish I had a fireplace. Only thing that could make me more comfy right now.

>>64712852
>>64712852
>Steelers vs. Bengals
>Winner: Chiefs?????
>Chiefs vs. Texans
>Winner: Bengals???????


Son wtf is wrong with you

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>>64713414
>hes against enforcing illegal immigration laws
Hell, boy, no wonder BLM made Minnesota their headquarters lol what a cuck

Why are all of these Seacucks fans coming out of the woodwork because they beat a team that was resting up for the playoffs?

Where were they 10 weeks ago?

>>64713423
Kek you never do that your first year dumbass. We she at least hot?

>>64713430
No he isn't. All I want them to look for is a franchise qb and maybe a little more O line help

>>64713440
>That's good enough for now bruh
no it isn't. I can tell you are a real Vikings fan though. Accepting this garbage qb play and making excuses. I've seen enough of it.

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>>64713445
It's not the same but here you go

>discussing the differences between 4chan and reddit instead of talking about football
this is why people call generals reddit

>>64713440
>better than Rodgers at the absolute worst of his career

what an accomplishment

>>64713438
>I'd like St. Louis with Brees, it'd be a hell of an entertaining team.
Honestly this is what I'm hoping for. Gurley, Tavon Austin and Brees would be fun to watch. Brees sells the play action, part of why the Saints always run the ball well.

Their GM was a Falcons front office exec for a long time so he knows how good Brees. This upcoming season is probably very important for his and Fischer's job security as well.

>>64713437
I'm not referring to sports ones. Specifically sites, when its an actual fan bias or banter its fine.

>>64713453
Quit trying to derive something way off base from what I said while speaking tongue in cheek about your primitive attempts to be a keyboard cowboy. And I don't love in Minnesota shitlord

>>64713451
Can't into playoffs, f.am?
Highest seed goes to the Pats, lowest goes to the Buncos.

>>64713482
Thanks, now I just gotta get me some hot chocolate that I can sip while playing some grim dawn.

>>64713481
Seriously though, who else has had this kind of success since Culpepper? Ponder? Jackson? Frerotte? It's been terrible and this has been the best qb play they've had in a long time (Favre Experiment notwithstanding)

>>64713497
It seems like a match made in heaven but I doubt it'll happen sadly, it'd require Stl to have the balls to make that move.

>>64713487
whatchu got fampai? give us some bones to chomp on.

all I can think of at the moment is stuff we've already rehashed a billion times. like hey, let's talk about which defenses are the top 10 best of all time! yet again.

>>64713530
What the hell were they smoking when they did the Bradford for foles trade anyways

>>64713493
Again, it's good enough for now. It sedated the pain of years of losing when he helped the Vikes win the division. Regardless of it being his worst play of his career, it's still relevant nonetheless. Don't be fallacious

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>yfw Bellichick takes over the gnats as HC and goes 18-1 with them, losing to Brady and head coach Patricia in the Owl

>>64713524
>99 yard passing
we'll talk next week

>>64713551
>head coach Patricia
Wow a woman head coach *tips fedora*

>>64713548
They thouht it was better to have a non glass qb for at the time good qb.

sucks for them foles is shit and basedford is solid

>>64713557
None of the others have helped a significant amount while getting them to the playoffs regardless of his low passing yardage. I don't count Ponder in 2012 because that was 85% AD doing the offensive work. But yes, next week could be telling for where he could possibly get them next season

>>64713548
I'm guessing they thought Bradford was damaged goods and thought they could scam the Eagles while getting a promising QB and a draft pick out of it

nah wait I got an idea

>your team
>2-3 teams in your conference and 1 from the other conference you'd most like to beat in your ideal superb owl run
feel free to add hilarious details of how bad they got BTFO or whatever

>>64713530
the Rams GM has balls, he's always been a very active trader

I'm willing to bet he'd do it.

>>64713548
>"Guys Guys, What if just hear me out."
>"Why dont we trade our busted chipmunk for an inconsistent fuck it I'm going deep guy, yeah?"
>"BRILLIANT"
Something like that.
>>64713576
Pats is a guy, I think his name Matt Patricia

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Johhny Karate or RG thrice to the Cowboys?

>>64713590
and no i'm not willing to bet that i'd shove a football up my ass

>>64713600
Both and bench old man Homo

>>64713590
We'll see this off season. It just makes too much sense in my opinion
>>64713601
It's cool lake, I won't make you shove pigskin up your ass. (Because then it for sure won't happen)

>>64713588
My team: 49ers
Teams to beat(Conference): Cowboys, Packers, LA Rams
Team to beat(Super Bowl): Bengals

Cowboys because fuck the Cowboys, Packers because fuck the Packers and the Rams because fuck LA.

As for the Bengals, it's practically a tradition. I have a soft spot for the Bengals but beating them when they make the Super Bowl just feels right.

>>64713601
what about a mini football?

>>64713601
You realize that you're never going to live that down, right? At least not until you go FUTA.

>>64713615
>Manziel at QB
>RGKnee at FS
It'll work.

>>64713615
>fucked prime Jessica Simpson
>fucked prime Carrie Underwood
>married 10/10 beauty pageant contestant
>still fucks groupies

Oh yea hes sooooo "Homo"

>>64713601
When are we going to get those pics, by the way?

If police12 can show us his man ass while he pretends to be a girl, you can take a football up the butt to prove you're still a man.

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ITS ONLY TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>64713638
Stop posting, Romo

Dear Panthers fans.
If the Kansas City Chiefs win the Super Bowl your 14 win streak won't even be the most impressive win streak of the season.

>>64713629
if i was gay and familiar with prostate stimulation i'd have no problem with it but shoving something up my ass scares the shit out of me

maybe sneak has some tips

>>64713624
49er fans only hate the cowboys because Dallas is a city for real men where we do dip, carry guns, make fun of gays, and smack girls butts and in San Francisco you have to share a bathroom with trannies, worship gay men instead of God, ban guns, pay taxes to illegal mexicans, and wear chastity belt for feminists so you dont rape anybody.

Also you have to eat In n Out instead of Whataburger lmao

>>64713656
No.

>>64712764

>seahawks
>dat superb owl win
>dat superb owl loss to stillers
>D- in the first half B+ in the second
>get an Oline, teach Defense how to stop TEs

>>64713588
Chiefs
Raiders in wildcard because rivalry
Steelers because fuck the Steelers
Colts because never forget 2013
Green Bay in super bowl, rodgers throws three picks, two for touchdowns and lacy fumbles recovered for a touchdown.

>>64713624
you're a pretty cool guy, but I feel like we need to give the Giants a proper whooping to really call it complete. beating the Steelers in the owl would be neat too, not because I have anything against them, but because we'd be the only one in the division able to have done it while the others all failed.

>inb4 some shitlord says a divisional rival other than the LA Rams is one of our most hated rivals all time

>>64713656
shutup, hes probably banging a hot chick right now, stop calling him gay it isnt funny and never was funny

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>>64713658
>tfw one of the Redskins or Chiefs probably aren't even gonna make the Owl.

There Cowboys want manzeil not rg3

>>64713676
I guess not, since you injured like a infrim old man and got btfo this season, you got all the time to surf /sp/

>>64713588
Chargers
Broncos: because fuck 'em
Pats: to make up for the McCree fumble
Niners in Owl: fuck you, Steve Young

>>64713600
Johnny football

>>64713691
>this bootyblasted cuckboy

fuck you and your faggot qb made of glass

>>64713710
reminds me of this desu

http://www.theonion.com/article/cowboys-award-6-year-108-million-extension-to-supe-31936

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>>64713203

>>64713742
jerk

>>64713740
>Niners in Owl: fuck you, Steve Young
that was my first ever football game I saw, and surrounded by niners fans going nuts over how laughably awesome we were BTFOing sandy eggo. I sometimes rewatch it for the nostalgia, since it's what got me on the path to being a football fan. I'll be honest, it's STILL funny.

>>64713767
It was the Chargers way to play a Super Bowl.

Damn you, Steve Young!

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lol guys i just remembered something, the 49ers arent undefeated in superbowls anymore, isnt that funny?

>Sean Peyton traded to the Giants
>Coughlin hired by the Saints
>Brees traded for Eli straight up

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>64713781
http://www.nfl.com/videos/san-francisco-49ers/0ap3000000492918/America-s-Game-1994-49ers

>>64713777
Brees

>>64712764
>Your team
Raiders
>favorite moment
That I have witnessed live? I guess our win over the Jest this season, it gave me more hope for this team than I have had for it ever.
>lowest moment
When we lost to the Stoolers. Did not even really "lose" to them, more like handed them the game. Murray went full retard, special teams collapsed. This game basically sealed our fate in not going to the playoffs. Still, watching Carr lead that final TD drive was something to behold.
>season grade
B+
>things you'd change
We need a more competent run game and a way better secondary. In fact the secondary is probably really all we need to look at this offseason. Our o-line is god tier, receiver corps (amazingly) is top tier, run game is lacking but ok-ish, pass rush is good. All we really need is a secondary and we'll be a playoff team.

>>64713777
Brees, followed by Mariota

>>64713819
Best game of the regular season.

So North Korea has the H bomb. Nice knowing you guys

>>64713811
QBs don't score touchdowns, they throw it to the guy who does.

You wake up in an alternate universe where you and everyone that posts here are football players that start for NFL teams, and the football players you are used to are shitposters on 4chan. How good do you do and what do they say about you?

>>64713852
>believing what NK says

La Canfora pls go

>>64713868
>seismic event detected in region where previous confirmed tests were carried out
seems legit

>>64713852
You're in Japan?

North Korea doesn't have any way of hitting the US with a nuke.

The only ones who have to worry about them having a nuke are the South Koreas and Japanese.

And if they do nuke anybody their country is over.

>>64713868
Real geologists confirmed there was a seismic event, they have something.

>>64713588
>Vikes
>puckers, burrs, and either the stoolers or the cowgirls
>Puckers because fuck erin rodgers and their fanbase consists entirely of people who have various kitchen appliances and transmissions to ford galaxies all over their front yards and only eat head cheese and old style
>Burrs because I still remember a time when they kept is in the basement of the NFCN and their fans were unbearable
>Stoolers because fuck Hines Ward
>cowgirls because, Jesus, why are we forced to watch like 4 primetime games of a team who can barely put 6 points on the board? Fucking overrated.

>>64713881
Kim Jong Un needs us for our movies and basketball, he secretly adores us.

>>64713663
Lmao Dallas is full of niggers and poor homos

>>64713881
I can hope they hit California though right?

>>64713912
nuh uh

>>64713891
>and either the stoolers or the cowgirls
>retarded vikes fan thinks he can play Dallas in the super bowl
Not surprising tee bee aitch.

>>64713918
You can hope but they can't get any missiles beyond Japan, currently.

>>64713811
>>64713843
>scored

>>64713938
>2-3 teams in your conference and 1 from the other conference you'd most like to beat in your ideal superb owl run
>you'd most like to beat in your ideal superb owl run
>superb owl run
>involves the post season
>implying the vikings can't beat Dallas on their way to the superb owl.

Fucking dumbass.

>>64712764
>Packers
>6-0
>Thanksgiving or the Cardinals anal pounding of the Packers
>B-
>Get some fucking fast receivers and fire Capers

>>64713938
I read wrong, I thought it said in the way to the owl. So scratch that

>>64713981
This. I'm thinking of who I want them to beat on the way there in addition to who if want to beat in the game. We'll be playing you fucktards next season, we'll see you then shithead

>>64714016
hell I'm a packers fan and like calling out dumbass vikings fans but you weren't being dumb in that post. You listed 3 NFC teams and 1 AFC team. Complete possibility to face them all in playoffs.

>>64713105
Brees to the Jets if Fitz isn't re-signed

>>64712843
There are only a handful of teams with a similar amount of time in the league and less success than the eagles
Detoilet is one of them
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Faggot

>>64714040
I can't imagine them not resigning Fitzy after this season, besides their OC tries to take Fitzy wherever he goes anyways.

I'm super happy for Fitzy, he has been one of the most underrated QBs in the NFL for a long time now.

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>watching President Obama talk about mass shootings
>he mentioned "an anonymous user" on a website posting about announcing his intentions to commit a mass shooting

looks like moot got out at the right time, you think gook moot is gonna have to go testify like moot did?

>>64714027
Thank you. That's what I thought, and there's nothing wrong with a healthy animosity for teams outside of your own division

>>64714077
Glad he meshed well with BMarsh, I'd like to see more of that. Brees could go to many different QB needy teams that are close to the playoffs. Imagine Brees in Buffalo

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>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season

>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)

>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season

The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

>>64714016
>>64714027
>>64714098
Not to mention it's not like it hasn't happened before.

Like the entirety of your picks.

In 1994 the
Packers.
Vikings.
Bears.
Lions.
Steelers.
And Cowboys all made it to playoffs, so technically all of the teams you've picked been in playoffs in the same season.

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> that feel when get to drunkingly shitpost at b-dubs with a couple buddies this saturday

who /memehyped/ here

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how are you guys tonight

>>64714140
Though. I'm not sure if the seeding was correct for you guys to be able to beat all 3 of those teams in 1994.

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>post yfw injunb owl actually happens and sjw butthurt goes fucking nuclear

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whats up you guys

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>>64714145
>revealing your power level in public

>>64714199
>>>/pol/

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>>64714140
Props for citing my opinion.
>mfw a cowshit fan thought his fanbase has the highest football IQ was near me

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>mfw the shitposting wars caused by a possible Seahawks/Chiefs Owl

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Whatever happened to Mike Glennon?

pic related its NFL Quarterback(?) Mike Glennon

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>>64714199
ayy old bay you how it is, for the chiefs and us fans, we dont control our memes, the memes control us

>>64714213
>not redskins - Texans

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>>64714213
nice

>>64714196
I'm a Chiefs fan too, old enough to remember that the team they beat last in the playoffs doesn't even exist anymore, and I hope u r right BUT the pasta said nothing about championships, only ending the playoff win drought

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>>64714212
I think the most hilarious think about that is the entirety of the modern NFC North while being in the same division made the playoffs during the same season. With the only team not in that division making the playoffs that season was the buccaneers.

>tfw 3 9-7 teams made playoffs.

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>>64712764

>Panthers

>Steve Smith game winner in double OT to go to the NFC 'ship game in 2003.

>Tough one...but I'd have to say Jimmy Clausen's existence and the fact Brian St. Pierre started that season.

>mfw who

>"A"...still mad no 16-0, but a real 18-1 is imminent for max butthurt.

>I would get rid of the quick WR screens to our slowest fucking WR (Cotchery) and call them for Ginn / Brown instead...not sure how such a bad screen team, but I would throw in a couple of them a game to the RB, none to TEs. On defense I would show even more double A gap looks than we do and bring corner blitzes as the two LBs drop out more often. Actually allow Norman to go inside to the slot to cover the #1 WR and allow man on the outside more often when doing so as long as Colin Jones isn't in the fucking game. Sometimes the zone ends up costing us big plays.
>Also never would have let Smitty go...still fucking pisses me off.

>>64714250
Wow that is truly remarkable.

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>>64714248
believe in the memes family

let the memes do all the work for the chiefs, you must accept them as part of our team and city

believe in the memes, and they will grant us greatness, just as they did for the royals

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>tfw believing in the memes

nice