jags used to have really nice uniforms edition
FA:Colts fire DC Greg Manusky after four seasons
FA:Jaguars fire DC Babich after three seasons
WAS:Report: RGIII would 'love' to land in Dallas
CIN:Browns interviewing Bengals DC Paul Guenther
PIT:Big Ben says Martavis needs to 'toughen up'
KC:Jeremy Maclin (hip) not practicing Tuesday
BUF:Report: Bills nearing extension for GM Whaley
PIT:Tomlin calls Williams (foot) 'day to day'
CLE:Browns bring in former baseball GM DePodesta
BUF:Report: Ryan & Whaley have year to fix issues
NO:CEO Mara won't rule out trading for coach
NO:Report: Colts did not talk to Sean Payton
>Cheatriots BTFO by Suh
Don't worry, police. We hate Sneak too.
Pls familia, its like you arent even trying
Never been to /r/nfl but I hate reddit because the layout is retarded for discussions, so I never go there... Unless someone links me to a 50/50 or some good porn, then I stick around a few.
>tfw i was on the jags bandwagon before it was cool
Imagine the Jaguars with a healthy Dante Fowler and a secondary that isn't the worst in the league.
>Colts (only followed NFL since 2012)
>Playoff game vs. Chiefs in 13-14 season
>getting BTFO by the jags the other week
>4/10 overall but considering Luck was basically injured all season we did well
>draft some OL to protect Luck and a few more decent defenders, a nice RB with potential would be good
The Chiefs have a genuine chance of getting to the owl.
>Of those that I was actually old enough to watch and enjoy, the win against Pittsburgh in the wildcard (dat David Garrard 4th down scramble)
>When Gabbert and Blackmon turned out to be busts all hope seemed lost
>C+ Should have honestly won the division this year with all the injuries but the team was young and don't know how to win in the 4th quarter yet. A lot of promising young players had great years despite the W's and L's so the coaching staff must be doing something right.
>Nothing groundbreaking, get a better O-line, develop a pass rush on defense. The secondary is pretty meh but any secondary in the world is getting lit up if you can't get to the QB in a reasonable amount of time.
>2013 @GB, final play
>More aggressive start to games, trying for more turnovers
>Making the collective state of carolina salty as the atlantic at our house
>said carolina team taking dab-selfies at the 2 min warning ;_;
>D-, would be F if we didnt cuck carolina on our turf and break their "streak"
>getting rid of Koetter and hiring mike fucking shanahan
If Marvin Lewis loses another playoff game and still doesn't lose his job I'm done
>beating the pack at lambeau, and close behind roasting the philthy ratbirds on Thanksgiving
>c+/b- considering how we finished great
>fire Caldwell, make Austin head coach, bring back the Cooter Scooter as head OC, and bring back gym shorts as DC
>Brown lighting it up
>Secondary, holy shit someone help those JV members get back to HS.
>Pick up a TE too, Heaths slowing down.
I love how you and every Jags fan is completely ignoring defense. Yeah, that's great that your QB and receivers get a ton of fantasy points but you need a dominate defense to be contenders
tried it once, dropped it when I realized I was getting baited into their toxicity. got the fuck out of there before I fell all the way into the rabbit hole.
it's got multiple glaring issues, from its layout to its structure of discussion to its moderation philosophy to its userbase tone and so on and so on. I could write pages on exactly why it's not only terrible to talk about football, but is actually detrimental to the fan culture to do so. that would be pointless though, since you all already know that shit's dumb to start with.
they are a decent resource to keep on top of breaking news though, so as long as you use it as a tool and not a place to talk, then you should be fine.
Winning the division over the faggy Fudge Packers
Losing to the puckers at home
>things you'd change
Play a play action run so to speak a little more often. That's about it. They did just about everything to the best of their ability tbqh
New rule: It's illegal for any team with a record worse then 3-13 to draft a quarterback.
Team's can no longer draft qbs year after year and expect a fucking rookie to transform an entire team. This forces them to build an actual team THEN draft a qb.
oh it's the salty anti-jags guy lol
personally i'm not a jags fan, and i only posed a hypothetical question, but it's nice to see that you're still weirdly salty at the team
also it's *dominant
There was no way they weren't going include Megatron and he's the first alternate which means he'll go when a WR decides not to, so while it is a shame I don't care too much
That and pro bowl is a popularity contest anyways; Beast Mode is an alternate and he only played like 4 games
I guess it's sorta nice that some "analysts" made a fuss about it though
>Superb Owl run, or if you mean this season, blocked FG and punt vs Atlanta, as well as handing ATL first and last loss of season
>All the key injuries really. But I would go with McCowns pick on CAR hail mary, and losing to carolina at home in that close game
>FIX THE DEFENSE, But offense needs to remain consistent. We either open strong then fall off, or sleep then wake up after halftime.
Provided that Payton stays, im confident we are challenging for division leader as early as next year.
If the Denver OL steps up i don't see how the Birds can win.
>team seems to miss Tyrann Mathieu
>Teams that lock the run game have major advatange(see Seattle)
>Broncos lock everyone's run game.
>Broncos have at least 2 great WR
>Cards don't have 2 good CBs
But that's the most likely SB imo
Kansas city chiefs
>10 straight wins right after hearing all about the chiefs getting first overall pick
>2013-14 wildcard game against colts
>B goes straight to A- when we beat Houston and straight to A+ if we make AFCCG
>Depth at WR, O-Line pass blocking improvement, next year may be the year to see if chase Daniel is the true replacement for Alex smith, in case they want to prep someone for 3 ish years from now
>Beast Mode is an alternate
Okay yeah I'm fucking over the pro bowl already. What bullshit.
>andy breaking his thumb stopping the guy he threw an interception threw
>andy breaking his thumb stopping the guy he threw an interception threw
>B, but we'll fail the final so F
>nothing, i love this madness
Defense is a D- because rookies did well
Offense is a B, we are getting the yards, moving the ball, but dont score enough. With the recievers we have though, its an admirable performance.
Those helmets they had just before these, the ones where the color changed depending on how the light hit it were the most based helmets on the league at that time
The past season McCarthy called plays. After the NFCCG loss he gave up playcalling to Clements, but a few weeks ago McCarthy took over again. Nothing really changed.
>all these mock drafts saying the Cowboys are going to draft Paxton Lynch, a meme QB from a small shitty school, with the #4 pick
Rotoworl mock draft has him going to Browns
Also Tunsil to TEN.
>mfw this is a likely outcome
I want Hargreaves, but we might not get him.
Also need a D tackle.
Yes I believe so. Fucking nice.
That's a fair view, but if that's the case I think they should be using him in preseason more. If I recall, Daniel took most of the preseason snaps. Truth be told, it may even be early to worry about Smith when they could use more wr depth, and still have trouble at the offensive line position.
because you guys are the ideal blend of cynicism and perspective. tell a typical redditor that his site is dumb and not only is the userbase awful, the discussions are too, and the interface is counterproductive. they're likely to spout out some bullshit that can be summed up as "nuh uh!"
do the same for a typical /sp/artan and the response is probably something like "since when was /sp/ ever good?". people will still come here even though they know it's full of shitheads, they are always aware of it while they post. it just works for them anyways, or maybe because of that.
reddit usually doesn't even realize it's toxic and will prop itself up as this utopian bastion of perfection. it's sickening, really.
>tell a typical redditor that his site is dumb and not only is the userbase awful, the discussions are too, and the interface is counterproductive. they're likely to spout out some bullshit that can be summed up as "nuh uh!"
so it's identical to 4chan then?
what are you a fucking 4chan connoisseur? get off your high horse m8
this place is trash, reddit is trash, everywhere on the internet is trash
at least on reddit no one talks like this jesus christ
so if the Saints trade away Sean Peyton, they'll inevitably trade away Drew Brees, right?
if they traded away Brees, their cap problems would be pretty much solved for now, and they could just use the acquired draft picks on a new QB.
Who would trade for Brees? His cap number would be $20 million on whatever team trades for him. It would have to be a "win now" team with no QB right? The Rams have been on the cusp forever, they could be a fit.
the cowboys were only a bad team because of injuries, that doesnt make them a bad team, they only had a bad record because of injuries, thats way different than just actually being just a fuckin bad team like the 49ers, dont you ever fuckin say the cowboys and 49ers are in the same boat again, its not true, we will be an elite team next year, this year was only bad because of injuries, so dont fucking compare us to the niners who will be a shit team next year too because you actually are just a SHIT team, unlike the cowboys
Making owl matchup wallpapers
Who you want? Taking requests
Yeah they could've got to 8-8
>we are so nonchalant and nihilistic here, especially me, heh
>reddit? they think it's all right, things are fine
>only 4chan warriors like me see the truth: life is hell
kill yourself, man
thanks for the reply, i guess
Relax dude, can't take the bantz?
nah, I mean nobody. I don't hate anybody either, it's just that there's a distinct difference between getting along with someone and being able to hold good conversations, and actually liking that person. it's kind of like getting along with co-workers but not doing stuff with them as buddies on the weekends or whatever.
the fuck are you going on about man, I haven't talked about the cowboys in a while. you need to calm down on the obsession a little, or the boat we're both in will flip over and we'll drown.
>his team isn't named after an alpha predator
49ers could conceivably do it. Have 1w draft picks and depending on who they cut, they could have 60-80 mil in cap room. I wouldn't be surprised if they used one of those picke early on a qb to groom behind Brees for a year or two.
>tfw never been to Reddit but shitposters wont stop mentioning it.
Why does a single site fuck with this board so much, its like /co/ with tumblr.
is there any other player as representative of their team as barry is of the lions? i can't associate them with anyone else but him
no, i get that you're referencing r/12thman or whatever, i just don't know why you bothered to respond to me
>caring about how long you've spent on an internet forum
don't need to, I'm already in hell :y
seriously though, I'm not sure what your game is. the question was why is reddit shit, and I responded by using a relative comparison. that doesn't mean I think 4chan is a paragon of idealism or whatever, if that's what you're trying to bait me into admitting. it's just the most comfy place for me to talk football that I've seen, that's about it. if a better place comes up later on, I'll probably migrate there sooner or later. you can all wish me good riddance then, but for now this is still the best site out there. being the shiniest turd in the bowl still isn't much of a compliment, though.
You're way too mad dude. Guess I would be too if the season went the way for the Vikes the way it went for the Cowboys. Are you implying I care if you are going for my squad this weekend?
There aren't many but maybe in the future
The Lions are so close, only an offensive line away from playoffs. We need to keep magatron.
anons are salty as fuck tonight.
>yfw a shit trip started posting as a fan of your team recently
>Can't fucking capitalize
>Won't shut up about other sites for no reason that he brought up out of nowhere
>Calls 4chan a forum
This is some low tier bait god damn.
you will care once my new team seahawks for this weekend kick your somali QBs ass and AP leaves for Dallas
oh look, hes a weaboo too, can he possibly get any more disgusting?
hey guys get this, Minnesotans actually consider corndogs a high class food
probably not even in minnesota, probably one of those cuckolds that just supports his favorite black men, youre a fuckin Cam/Teddy/Lebron/Curry fan
>I don't want to draft a QB cause I don't want another Carr1 situation despite the chances of that happening being very low
>but I need one before I waste a great defense
I dunno, seems like this is the perfect compromise for him.
but anon, /co/ is /co/mblr now :^)
4chan needs a boogeyman for everything
if reddit didn't exist we'd be blaming ESPN.com forums and Deadspin
and for /co/'s case, livejournal
Either Tebow's playoff win or beating the Patriots in the AFCCG
Losing to Baltimore in the Division round
A+ so far. 1st seed is as good as anyone could hope for at this point
>things you'd change
Open up the offense more (no more draw plays on 2nd-3rd and long), stop any attempt to make Manning into a mobile quarterback (bootlegs with Peyton "Lame Duckling" Manning), fire Michael Schofield into the sun
nah i just think you type like you think you're infinitely smarter than you are, and that you're some sort of expert on internet culture
it's kinda annoying
cool avatar image bud, really gets your point across
the "point" the second tripfriend was making is that people on the seattle seahawks subreddit are autistic
again, idk why he brought it up, but that's what it's a reference to
>caring that i called it a forum and not a board
>tfw considered tripping for a bit
>realized I'd have to be compared to trips in general and those of the Stoolers
Fuck that was such a stupid thought.
>A high standard
>Beat possibly the greatest QB of all time at the biggest moment in his career twice.
>Only second to Parcells in Giants coaches.
If Pat Tillman can get in so can Coughlin
Been a fan of the Vikes since 98 when Culpepper got there. He played in my high schools district and I was amazed. But I never left the team when he parted ways. Not a weeaboo, and I can't stand LeBron. Don't feel strongly one way or the other about Curry or Cam. Teddys good enough right now though. Oh yeah, can you be any madder and try to generalize more about me? This is amusing.
Super Bowl XXIX
The Dennis Erickson Era
Expelled for bad grades
>Things you'd change
Fucking everything, but in order, get Sean Payton, get a veteran QB to bridge to a young QB in the draft, then O-Line
That's honestly the worst part of 4chan is the whole Boogeyman thing, it reduces every board to shitposting in one way or another. Like I love /co/, its been my main board for years but Boogeymen arguments ruin threads constantly.
I'm going crazy then, my bad. I thought he was inducted in '12.
dumb reddit boy noobie actually thinks im mad
listen here newshit, here how it goes, cowboys fans run this place, highest football IQs here and best banter and posts, now that you know we're most respected, backdown and fallback to your low rank, fuckin maggot.
can't really help how I type like man, just the way it is. regardless of anything I've ever said on things like this, it's just me spouting my opinions. I may feel strongly about some of them, but I'm not delusional enough to believe everyone does. so hey, call me an arrogant prick or whatever if you want to. that's you doing you and I'm just gonna keep doing me. if I ever hit real "internet enlightenment", I'll be sure to stop the presses and let you know. I'm sure you'll be tremendously interested in my HOT OPINIONS, just like always.
Ah well that's cool. Good luck with that and good luck to the broncos in the playoffs
Piss off you ditchpig. Fuck the cowgirls. Never liked them. You're one of the many ignorant fucktards who suck the nutsack of the most overrated team this decade. Go back to supporting anti immigration lawmaking and hating homosexuals. Fall back down to my low rank. To fucking kek doucher.
Some teams that could conceivably trade for Brees if that happens:
Splash player to sell seats in Los Angeles, and complement Gurley. Lots of cap space and draft assets to play with as well.
Could both potentially trade for Peyton and Brees, and both would probably agree. They have decent cap space. It just feels like a fit too.
Obviously QB needy and they have cap space. Their GM doesn't think you need a decent QB to go far into the playoffs though.
Only if Sean Peyton gets traded there, he would demand Brees be part of a package deal, or after getting traded strongly lobby for Brees. Although I don't think Sean Peyton or Drew Brees would ever agree to go to two of the most dysfunctional organizations in football right now.
you jest but this guy who student taught with a friend of mine was caught for that in his first year as a legit teacher
it made me kek
thanks senpai hope we can not bunco it up
we lucked into homefield
we lucked into all these wins
now let's luck into a sb
>Expelled for bad grades
fuck you I laughed too hard at this. then I stopped and got sad, was all "yeah, he's totally right."
it kind of works for /sp/ though at certain times, since shitposting, trolling, and banter are cousins of each other or whatever. that guy thinks brady is shit? must be a peyton fan, who else would say shit like that? cue shitflinging. rinse and repeat and you've got a magnet for meaningless chatter in between games. some topics are more tiresome than others, though.
I think Coughlin has a fair chance in a down year.
I respect him a lot personally and never thought he should be fired but I don't have much say as I'm not a giants fan or gold jacket voter.
I'd like St. Louis with Brees, it'd be a hell of an entertaining team.
He's been better than Rodgers as of late at least. And he hasn't made a lot of mistakes this season. That's good enough for now bruh.
>hes against enforcing illegal immigration laws
Hell, boy, no wonder BLM made Minnesota their headquarters lol what a cuck
It's not the same but here you go
>I'd like St. Louis with Brees, it'd be a hell of an entertaining team.
Honestly this is what I'm hoping for. Gurley, Tavon Austin and Brees would be fun to watch. Brees sells the play action, part of why the Saints always run the ball well.
Their GM was a Falcons front office exec for a long time so he knows how good Brees. This upcoming season is probably very important for his and Fischer's job security as well.
Quit trying to derive something way off base from what I said while speaking tongue in cheek about your primitive attempts to be a keyboard cowboy. And I don't love in Minnesota shitlord
Seriously though, who else has had this kind of success since Culpepper? Ponder? Jackson? Frerotte? It's been terrible and this has been the best qb play they've had in a long time (Favre Experiment notwithstanding)
whatchu got fampai? give us some bones to chomp on.
all I can think of at the moment is stuff we've already rehashed a billion times. like hey, let's talk about which defenses are the top 10 best of all time! yet again.
Again, it's good enough for now. It sedated the pain of years of losing when he helped the Vikes win the division. Regardless of it being his worst play of his career, it's still relevant nonetheless. Don't be fallacious
>yfw Bellichick takes over the gnats as HC and goes 18-1 with them, losing to Brady and head coach Patricia in the Owl
None of the others have helped a significant amount while getting them to the playoffs regardless of his low passing yardage. I don't count Ponder in 2012 because that was 85% AD doing the offensive work. But yes, next week could be telling for where he could possibly get them next season
nah wait I got an idea
>2-3 teams in your conference and 1 from the other conference you'd most like to beat in your ideal superb owl run
feel free to add hilarious details of how bad they got BTFO or whatever
>"Guys Guys, What if just hear me out."
>"Why dont we trade our busted chipmunk for an inconsistent fuck it I'm going deep guy, yeah?"
Something like that.
Pats is a guy, I think his name Matt Patricia
We'll see this off season. It just makes too much sense in my opinion
It's cool lake, I won't make you shove pigskin up your ass. (Because then it for sure won't happen)
My team: 49ers
Teams to beat(Conference): Cowboys, Packers, LA Rams
Team to beat(Super Bowl): Bengals
Cowboys because fuck the Cowboys, Packers because fuck the Packers and the Rams because fuck LA.
As for the Bengals, it's practically a tradition. I have a soft spot for the Bengals but beating them when they make the Super Bowl just feels right.
When are we going to get those pics, by the way?
If police12 can show us his man ass while he pretends to be a girl, you can take a football up the butt to prove you're still a man.
49er fans only hate the cowboys because Dallas is a city for real men where we do dip, carry guns, make fun of gays, and smack girls butts and in San Francisco you have to share a bathroom with trannies, worship gay men instead of God, ban guns, pay taxes to illegal mexicans, and wear chastity belt for feminists so you dont rape anybody.
Also you have to eat In n Out instead of Whataburger lmao
Raiders in wildcard because rivalry
Steelers because fuck the Steelers
Colts because never forget 2013
Green Bay in super bowl, rodgers throws three picks, two for touchdowns and lacy fumbles recovered for a touchdown.
you're a pretty cool guy, but I feel like we need to give the Giants a proper whooping to really call it complete. beating the Steelers in the owl would be neat too, not because I have anything against them, but because we'd be the only one in the division able to have done it while the others all failed.
>inb4 some shitlord says a divisional rival other than the LA Rams is one of our most hated rivals all time
>tfw one of the Redskins or Chiefs probably aren't even gonna make the Owl.
>Niners in Owl: fuck you, Steve Young
that was my first ever football game I saw, and surrounded by niners fans going nuts over how laughably awesome we were BTFOing sandy eggo. I sometimes rewatch it for the nostalgia, since it's what got me on the path to being a football fan. I'll be honest, it's STILL funny.
lol guys i just remembered something, the 49ers arent undefeated in superbowls anymore, isnt that funny?
That I have witnessed live? I guess our win over the Jest this season, it gave me more hope for this team than I have had for it ever.
When we lost to the Stoolers. Did not even really "lose" to them, more like handed them the game. Murray went full retard, special teams collapsed. This game basically sealed our fate in not going to the playoffs. Still, watching Carr lead that final TD drive was something to behold.
>things you'd change
We need a more competent run game and a way better secondary. In fact the secondary is probably really all we need to look at this offseason. Our o-line is god tier, receiver corps (amazingly) is top tier, run game is lacking but ok-ish, pass rush is good. All we really need is a secondary and we'll be a playoff team.
You wake up in an alternate universe where you and everyone that posts here are football players that start for NFL teams, and the football players you are used to are shitposters on 4chan. How good do you do and what do they say about you?
You're in Japan?
North Korea doesn't have any way of hitting the US with a nuke.
The only ones who have to worry about them having a nuke are the South Koreas and Japanese.
And if they do nuke anybody their country is over.
>puckers, burrs, and either the stoolers or the cowgirls
>Puckers because fuck erin rodgers and their fanbase consists entirely of people who have various kitchen appliances and transmissions to ford galaxies all over their front yards and only eat head cheese and old style
>Burrs because I still remember a time when they kept is in the basement of the NFCN and their fans were unbearable
>Stoolers because fuck Hines Ward
>cowgirls because, Jesus, why are we forced to watch like 4 primetime games of a team who can barely put 6 points on the board? Fucking overrated.
>2-3 teams in your conference and 1 from the other conference you'd most like to beat in your ideal superb owl run
>you'd most like to beat in your ideal superb owl run
>superb owl run
>involves the post season
>implying the vikings can't beat Dallas on their way to the superb owl.
This. I'm thinking of who I want them to beat on the way there in addition to who if want to beat in the game. We'll be playing you fucktards next season, we'll see you then shithead
hell I'm a packers fan and like calling out dumbass vikings fans but you weren't being dumb in that post. You listed 3 NFC teams and 1 AFC team. Complete possibility to face them all in playoffs.
I can't imagine them not resigning Fitzy after this season, besides their OC tries to take Fitzy wherever he goes anyways.
I'm super happy for Fitzy, he has been one of the most underrated QBs in the NFL for a long time now.
>watching President Obama talk about mass shootings
>he mentioned "an anonymous user" on a website posting about announcing his intentions to commit a mass shooting
looks like moot got out at the right time, you think gook moot is gonna have to go testify like moot did?
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Not to mention it's not like it hasn't happened before.
Like the entirety of your picks.
In 1994 the
And Cowboys all made it to playoffs, so technically all of the teams you've picked been in playoffs in the same season.
> that feel when get to drunkingly shitpost at b-dubs with a couple buddies this saturday
who /memehyped/ here
how are you guys tonight
>post yfw injunb owl actually happens and sjw butthurt goes fucking nuclear
whats up you guys
Props for citing my opinion.
>mfw a cowshit fan thought his fanbase has the highest football IQ was near me
>mfw the shitposting wars caused by a possible Seahawks/Chiefs Owl
Whatever happened to Mike Glennon?
pic related its NFL Quarterback(?) Mike Glennon
ayy old bay you how it is, for the chiefs and us fans, we dont control our memes, the memes control us
I'm a Chiefs fan too, old enough to remember that the team they beat last in the playoffs doesn't even exist anymore, and I hope u r right BUT the pasta said nothing about championships, only ending the playoff win drought
I think the most hilarious think about that is the entirety of the modern NFC North while being in the same division made the playoffs during the same season. With the only team not in that division making the playoffs that season was the buccaneers.
>tfw 3 9-7 teams made playoffs.
>Steve Smith game winner in double OT to go to the NFC 'ship game in 2003.
>Tough one...but I'd have to say Jimmy Clausen's existence and the fact Brian St. Pierre started that season.
>"A"...still mad no 16-0, but a real 18-1 is imminent for max butthurt.
>I would get rid of the quick WR screens to our slowest fucking WR (Cotchery) and call them for Ginn / Brown instead...not sure how such a bad screen team, but I would throw in a couple of them a game to the RB, none to TEs. On defense I would show even more double A gap looks than we do and bring corner blitzes as the two LBs drop out more often. Actually allow Norman to go inside to the slot to cover the #1 WR and allow man on the outside more often when doing so as long as Colin Jones isn't in the fucking game. Sometimes the zone ends up costing us big plays.
>Also never would have let Smitty go...still fucking pisses me off.
believe in the memes family
let the memes do all the work for the chiefs, you must accept them as part of our team and city
believe in the memes, and they will grant us greatness, just as they did for the royals
>tfw believing in the memes
>Winning the Owl against Peypey
>tie between the most recent Owl loss and "we want the ball and we're gonna score"
>More focus on the O-line and secondary. We need a CB who can start opposite of Sherman. Also, Pay day is coming up for Sweezy and Okung, and the O-line itself doesn't have a lot of depth. Investing in a blocking tight end would also be ideal, because Jimmy can't into blocking.
I hurt myself today
to see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
the only thing that real
also Chiefs over Texans
Steelers over Bengals
Pack over skins
Hawks over Vikings
I'm being pretty autistic right now but would it have been possible in this Bracket for the vikings to face packers, chicago, and Dallas?
Kind of too drunk to tell
At least they can look forward to a match up against a familiar opponent who shits the bed in every primetime game they play in, much less it being a playoff game
Jesus christ, I always figured the chief posters to be meme spouting faggots in public
>Chiefs tripfag at bar standing in the corner because he has no social skills yet his autism bucks can't help pay for nfl network
>Everyone in front of him is having a good time while he stands alone in the back
>He feels the need to join in on the fun so he thinks he has a great idea to get everyone laughing
>Very next play, a rare moment by smith, passes for over 10 yards and just as that happens there is a yell of "SMETH" in the back of the bar
>Everyone looks at him awkwardly and someone asks if he just said smeth instead of smith
>He spends 5 minutes talking about how its a meme on a chinese cartoon imageboard without realizing everyone gave up paying attention after 30 seconds
Your life sucks smeth fags and it will stay that way.
Yes it would have actually
I just figured it out.
Greenbay beats Detriot to go on to face San Francisco who they'd have to beat to go on to the championships
Where minnesota has to beat Chicago which causes greenbay to be the weakest seed to face San Francisco and since Minnesota is the next weakest seed they go on to face Dallas who they'd win to face the packers in the championships who they'd beat to face what in your fantasy to be the Steelers.
Meaning your playoff dream run was actually a reality that could have happened in the 1994 seasons post season.
My body is so ready. I wish I were there for it
it feels gr8 doesnt it
the memes will protect us family
shut the fuck up
this is nice team
wow i love the kansas city chiefs you guys
>Brady & Co. Deflategate Revenge Tour for first 10 games
>In retrospect, losing Edelman, but getting cucked by designated cuck teams (Jests, fish, iggles) hurt a lot more in the moment
>Fix O-Line and attaching a shock collar to McDaniels every time he tries one of his le tricky plays™ on 3rd and long
quads for smeth
superb owl 50 belongs to the chiefs and our memes
wew lad dont mess with memes they are very powerful guys lol
>yfw the chiefs lose by sheer meme plays
Dear God, the autist is like a rainman or something
>sober hide and seek
That's all I need to say. Gay guys get with girls all the time as beards bro. Throw in when its football and that shit is frowned upon in the locker room culture and you have it
Don't get me wrong, I am happy the way this season turned out, even with all these injuries (I know all teams have injuries, but we did lose a good amount of key players at times this season), but losing to sub .500 teams has been happening for the last few years, it needs to change
So what was you favorite and least favorite moment in 2015 shitposting?
>cowboys fedora posting
I'm drawing a blank on another really big one, so add what I'm missing
memeposting is best posting
>mfw the Chefs beat the Stoolers by end arounds, flea flickers, halfback passes, and fake punts all game long.
watching Cribbs run back kick returns
that fucking blocked kick against the ravens
1.5/10 see me after class
>things you'd change
get a fucking good defensive/offensive line and a qb with some actual nfl experience
the memes say otherwise
This was painful to watch
>Its Superbowl 50
>Superbowl 1 was Cheifs vs Packers
>Implying it wouldn't make since to rematch the 1st Owl ever on the 50th anniversary.
>Implying the Smith vs Rodgers storyline wouldn't be good based on their draft class and their roads leading up to them facing off in the Owl finally.
Yeah him, it seems Tomlin likes him a lot from what I read, the front seven is solid, if the secondary steps up, gets some depth and the team stays healthy, next year will be a good year
I would be rather upset to see North Alabama play the chefs in the owl this year
>just started a new job a couple weeks ago
>on the road with my boss
>finish my workout, headed back to my room
>notice someone has their room service tray set out to be cleaned
>sandwich has barely been touched
>take it cuz figure one bite doesn't ruin it
>back at my room, eat a bunch of it
>in the shower and hear a knock at the door
>qt from the front desk, figure I'll answer in my towel
>some cleaner saw me and reported me
>she is constantly looking creeped out
>asks who's name the room is under
>my entire body feels way too hot and I start sweating
>they are going to review the hotel cameras
>close the door and notice my towel is on with my shrunken piener showing
Welp that's the end of my life 2beeh. God fucking damnit. Should I bother going to work tomorrow morning?
I don't mean he's gonna suck like Justin Gilbert, but all my steeler friends think he's gonna come in and be Rod Woodson. Like you said he was a consensus 4th-5th rounder and his size is gonna severely limit him
I COULD BE MEAN
I COULD BE ANGRY
lol who the fuck reports someone for eating a sandwich
>your spaghetti falls all over the floor
Bruh, that's awful but I probably wouldn't see all that falling into place like that ahead of it. Bad move on the towel wearing thing though
>start google search for johnny manziel
>the first autofill other than his name is "johnny manziel vegas"
How this guy is still on the roster of any respectable team is beyond me. The browns are more of a circus than an NFL team at this point I guess.
I'm surprised you have Steeler friends since you're so hostile towards them on her (though you seem more passive towards me when we talk)
I think he can be a very solid CB3 though, if he can lockdown the slot I'd say he wouldnt be a bust. He's young though so we'll see. If I'm wrong I'll be pleasantly surprised. Still pissed Cortez and Shamarko never lived up to their potential.
I'm usually pretty cool with steeler fans on here, it was only when they got into the playoffs I got hostile. Big Ben's Dragon has some good OC of our bantz from the summer, wish I saved them. What's you corner situation looking like outside of Golson going into next season, did Boykin even play for you guys?
yeah, that was the worst. that and the whole "three first round picks" bullshit they were spewing
Who /wanttobelievebutdoesn'twanttogetburnedagain/ here?
not him, but Boykin has been solid when he was in, at least much better than Blake (still don't know why he his starting over Boykin at this point), and if he doesn't walk this offseason, he can be very good for our depth in CBs. How are the ravens corners looking like for next year?
dont forget to pray to the memes :3
i've only just started really paying attention to football this year and my roommate is a huge bengals fan. he says you guys always suck in the playoffs is that true? why would that make a difference then in the regular season?
Boykin doesn't seem like a waste, Allen has been a huge disappointment I'm ashamed for putting faith in him. The DB corps desperately need at least two solid members to consider Pittsburgh being a top team next year.
Looks like Jimmy Smith, Shareece Wright and Will Davis will be there. Wright and smith were lights out to finish the season and Davis was decent before getting hurt. Webb is gone most likely or moving to safety.
>pictures of Rangers in that image
Any Texan city is choke city.
The rangers were literally ONE. ONE STRIKE AWAY FROM WINNING THE WORLD SERIES.
Guess how many world series wins the Rangers have in total. 0. (Zero)
Both the Rangers and the Astros choked in the division series. Choked hard. Texas is the playoff state of choking.
>WAS:Report: RGIII would 'love' to land in Dallas
I mean, if the only sport that manages to be relevant in Texas this millennium is apehoop in a state where a highschool's mascot is literally the cotton pickers is a sport where theres like 5 white people it's pretty hilarious.
>mfw Houston chokes against another KC team this Saturday
After the Packers inevitable loss I'm jumping on the Chiefs memewagon
>mfw even without mitch morse or dee ford the Chiefs will get a playoff win this year