Prev: >>64686733 Comfy winter training camps are SO S

>no /bet/ in the title

fuck sake euan

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Comfy even though there's no /bet/ in the title sub edition

Shrewdies on Scotty T to win CBB sub edition

No /bet/ in the title sub edition

Stoke can go to hell edition

8+ edition

Just sharted lids

Only averaging 150 quid/day this year. Need to buck my ideas up zzz

>>64707944
post tips

>>64707894
>Not on that Ladbrokes value

I know a few of these shows get discussed here for betting. Is 2/1 too short or still worth a bet?

>>64708088
Far too short. Don't have the odds history but I think it's pretty rare for the early favourite to win in CBB/IAC and if they do it's even rarer for them to only shorten from now until the final show, so if you do believe he's going to win, you're better off waiting for a drift.

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>>64708088
forgot pic lol

>>64707844
>complain about American anon OPs
>can't even put /bet/ in the title
Don't get me wrong, American anon OPs are awful, but for fucks sake, it isn't hard

>>64708186

Waaay too short desu

you've had a mare here euan lad

those on liverpool corners SEETHING

>>64708266
>>64708217
I know lads. Horrid OP. Missed out /bet/ because I was looking for that image and wasnt concentrating and have the link to the previous thread above the edition because I just copied the last dire thread and didnt read back what I read. Truly sorry. It wont happen again. (It probably will.)

>>64707933
Cheers for that shite tip. You owe me 500 quid.

>>64708398
post slip
l
e
a
s
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>>64708324
Kill me

>winter

Winter friendlies when

>>64708398
Have to crack a few eggs to bake a cake m8

>>64708634
Tomorrow. And today.

Head's gone

>>64708657
Turkish friendly fix tomorrow?

My dog ran away lads :(

>>64708712
Post a pic lad i'll tell you if I spot him/her.

>Not a single Liverpool corner this half

>>64708742
serves you right m8

>>64708712
Mustn't have been looking after him/her properly then lid

>Mrfootytips on a roll and I'm not on

>>64708742
>betting on lotto shite

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>>64708731
:(

>>64708802
>that tail

top kek

>>64708802
I thought this was a meme, horrible news mate my heart just sank :(

Has King Kurt tipped anything in 2016?

Cringing pretty hard at Scotty T desu, not really sure about him

YOU CAN TELL THAT TO KANJIKLUB

EUAN PARK YER A DEAD MAHN!

>>64708802
how has he run away????

Will Euan ever get a response to his last tweet?

goffy boy going ham with the retweets

>Goff replying to Euan

pmsl

>>64709265
We are basically mates tbqh

>>64709180
>Euan's "likes"
Strange individual.

I don't know who recommended it but footy accumulators tweets just way too much

smith v dawson in the darts tomorrow going to be superb.

>Bet things and chill

really?

Reckon we could actually get Goffy posting here?

>>64709445

>inviting a trader to the last free place in the betting world

are you retarded?

>>64709463
>muh edge

>>64709445
Probably. Although he would brand us all massive dangers, and possibly tweet about it, and ruin everything.

>tfw Nick is a family friend
Cringe seeing him getting mentioned so much in here desu

>>64709552

lies

>>64709552
Why do you come onto /bet/ and lie?

in retrospect i should have cased out corners when it was 4-0 for liverpoop

WTB for estanciano - Palmeiras in brazil babby cup?

>>64709684
You have a stream?

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Down somewhat impolite amounts

>>64709684
>bovada finally has Brazil youth tournaments
I-is this real life?

>>64709718
Need a bottle of scotch and a revolver in that last picture tbf.

>>64709732

Its awful. Best to avoid it.

zzz kerwin

>>64709767
Illegal

Today's bet won safely. We have now turned £50 into £423,78
For Wednesday I picked a game in the Italian Serie A

Game: Juventus v Verona
Bet: Juventus (WIN) @1.19
Potential return: £423,78 - > £504,30 (+£80,52)

Best of luck to everyone joining me on this fun adventure.

anyone have the research guide

>>64709732
In play? Cba to check

>>64710090
Yep.

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>>64710036

Took me ages to find this but here you go

>>64710147
Fuck off

>>64710234
rude

pmsl at bank interest rates when Palmeiras is a guaranteed 50%

>>64710234

Problem m8?

Gonna start laying every anon /bet/ tip.

>>64710551
Blackhawks ML is a lock m9

Does anyone use Quick Bet in 365, what does it do?

>>64710610
don't bother, it automatically puts your entire bankroll down on a random bet without a confirm button

It's a hassle desu since you usually have to cash out and lose like 10% of it unless you're insane

>>64710647

sounds kinda exciting

>>64710647
>tfw Bet365 autobets your entire roll on Palestinian slags and it wins

>>64710282
topping up goal coming

>>64710747
>>64710647
>>64710718
So you give bet365 your money and expect them to place it on 'random' bets?

>>64710847
yes

>tfw cant bet on harlem globetrotters games

>>64710860
I like it

>tfw exams tomorrow
>tfw staying up until 3am because I'm only profitable on basketball and NBA in-play bets

dope

>>64710886

Begone child.

Can anyone give me a quick run down of contrarian betting? Just starting up with this whole betting thing.

>everyone in lab leaves
>5 minutes later I break a $300,000 machine
Oops

>>64711048
i thought you lived in vegas

since when do they have any schools or scientific institutions

>>64711092
I live in Las Vegas for half the year, but I go to school in Colorado

Alabama/Seattle ML

literally >""""""""""""free"""""""""""" money

>>64711155
>Alabama/Seattle ML
wtb?

>>64710886

yeah of course, by profitable you mean you won your last bet? fuck off reddit

>>64710917
They way I understand it; retards will bet on a team for no reason, this might make the bookies raise the odds for the opposing team, which gives you more value because you're (hopefully) not a retard

>>64710907
you showed me

>>64711292
nah, 14% roi over the past 3 months in which I've tracked them. Not exceptional but decent

>>64711342

guarantee your "roll" is smaller than £50

>>64711351
how is that relevant if hes winning bets at a decent rate?

>>64711351
not quite, friend ;) hovering around 2k right now. Who cares tho

stay bitter though, hope you can profit as much as me over these few games ;)))))

if there are any decent inplays I'll post them, just for you.

Atm Im on Mavericks -6.5 and Gasol rebounds overs

tfw staying up because i'm still getting my bulk in

>>64711443

he doesnt have a 14% ROI on NBA, he is embellishing or staked stupidly on one or two bets that won and has an inflated ROI from this but will lose his roll soon

>>64711571
how do you take your oatmeal lid

>inb4 i dont eat oatmeal
>inb4 muh dirty bulk

cute when euan is insecure about his dick size

>>64711622
I said that this was over 3 months. Maybe it was a fluke 3 months, we'll see

maybe you could make more money by being a detective desu

>>64711677
I have some mixed with yoghurt but that's it.

>>64711690

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

tfw the realisation that you're about a 3 or 4/10

>>64711677

Oats are shit tier mate.

>>64711721
if that m8

>>64711721

>tfw youre so attractive that most girls are scared of you

>>64711721
post pic

>>64711721
>tfw the realisation that you're about a 3 or 4/10
Don't blame yourself m8. You're from britain, that's just the way genetics works.

>>64711753
just google 'balding chubby mess' and you'll find me

>>64711703
try it with some crunchy natty peanut butter and a little salt

>>64711789
Allergic to peanuts senpai

>>64711770

>treat your baldness
>exercise
>get a decent hair cut and fashion sense

if you do these things most men would be a 6 at least

>>64711770
>Balding
>Chubby

Might as well just give up

>>64711748
I can relate desu
>tfw bimbos act bitter towards me and delude themselves into thinking that I'm not good enough for them
>tfw get the privilege of being able to fuck with and break the hearts of vapid stuck up indie girls that like Vampire Weekend and wear Zara

>>64711812
Women love bald men so long as they're reasonably in shape.

>>64711797

w-what about almond butter?

>>64711725
oats are goat tier poverty food famicon

>>64711835
stuff is expensive and hard to come by

what are the chances of grenada beating barcelona?

>>64711893

2.94%

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>tfw no comfy USL/PDL/american slags leagues to bet on at night for MONTHS

>missed the start of the knicks game again

Fuck me I am bad at this

Should have taken them at +8.5 last night tbqh

Do golden state warriors ever lose? Do lelkers have a chance

>>64712244
Hawkes still win this desu

I'm only on Teague o16.5

>>64712244
>>64712273

accy'd bulls + hawks as a low risk bet.
S W E A T I N G

>>64712291
got Mavs, Hawks and Bulls in accy. Think it'll come through desu

Also why are American sports so full of breaks with cheerleaders etc. Basketball is a great sport but goddamn the whole 'party atmosphere' they try to pull gets really tedious

>>64712339
Players need to rest lad.

>>64712339
Sweating you'd be on kiss cam lid?

>>64712267
>13.5

I really don't know man

>>64712291
>>64712273

knicks have been atlantas achilles heel for weeks now

>>64712406
>gone

Alright lads, I've only been doing this for a couple of weeks, and I've won maybe 30% of my bets, and barely over £100 profit so far.
Any things I should know in order to get better at this? Like things you should/shouldn't bet on or something?
I apologise for being such an amateur.

>>64712856
don't bet on things bookies know more than you about

>>64712856
Paypal your money to Rossy Boy now and save yourself the time.

>>64712856

>won 30% of bets
>in profit

so are you making accas or something?

first of all are you a cunt? i suspect you are.

>>64711555
Gasol overs IN

waiting on Mavs who *should* cover

Hawks ruining the cheeky >>64712339

>>64712871
That's everything tbqh

>>64713000
Only acca I bet on was some enhanced odds thing. Didn't win.
Most of the profit was just from straight wins on football, and a little bit from horseracing. Only had around a dozen bets so far, not really keeping track.
I'm probably a cunt, soz m8

>>64712871
b-but the bookies always know more

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>>64713133

>>64713133
>>64713168

and

>>64710147

Can't sleep knowing the 365 mole is still among us.

>Mavs fucking up
ugh

Literally SALIVATING at the thought of mugs lumping on the Steelers and getting Bengals on a +3 at GREAT odds.

"Poke backed" a soft 5 on accident, send halp

spurs jazz line seems a bit high even with utahs injuries

>>64713394
>you know anything that the bookies don't know

>>64713483
reminder that multiple books WILLINGLY set the opening bucks warriors line at +22(TWENTY TWO)

>iso lou taking the warriors to school

literally what am i watching

>>64713517
>this was the wrong line

Kings or Mavs in OT?

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>>64713693
>setting a line based on hype for a "revenge" game

>>64713748
show long term profit against the bookies shrewdie......

Just follow big boy tips zzzz

Down to 25% of my roll.
Bet will help me build back up

surprised both the over and knicks ML came in

>>64713823
packers redskin o45

>>64713872
See I'm not sure, Packers offense has just gone to shit and their defense is pretty solid (Packers fan here, so I've seen all the games know a lot about the internals of the team) and redskins are good but not that good.

>>64713823
seahawks are a LOCK

get on pelicans over mavs, old man dirk is gonna be tired as fuck after at least double OT today and davis will feast

>>64713823
>>64713944
this t b h

>>64707844
>>64707844
>>64707844
what are good sites for people living in Canada?
the link doesn't mention Canada

>>64714611
is sports interaction any good?
I've noticed they have better odds than the rest of the site I've found.

>>64714611
bet365

>>64714611
bet365, willhill, betfair, bodog, bovada, some yuro sites

365 is THE top bookie

steph and green sitting out 4th, small on lakers +30

>He didnt smack warriors -15.5

in the google version of the spreadsheet how do i add a section to give a quick rundown about my reasoning to my bet

>>64714835
>google version of the spreadsheet
?? If the spreadsheet is unlocked just use an additional column and title it whatever yoh want. If it's locked like the one in OP there are user defined columns that allow you to put notes in.

why are GSW games so easy to trade on swings inplay?? does anyone else find this?

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>>64714930
>why are GSW games so easy to trade on swings inplay??
bookie in play algorithms can't yet account for post modern meme offenses

>>64714728


based warriors completly giving up and just chucking 3s with 15 seconds on the shot clock the entire final few minutes

T E A R S if you didnt increase your bankroll by 72% on the west indies australia draw SPECIAL, first four days have rained out.....all value gone now

>>64714725
>>64714629
are there fees at withdrawal or they make their money through bets?

>>64715305
through bets

>>64715305
no fees

D E A D

>he's not on Everton SW SPECIAL
zzzzzzzzzz
No Kompany
Lukaku at home
Only mug money on City

>>64716045
AH t b h, Everton have a tendency to draw

>not getting on Postal Department -0, -0.5

>>64717045
>betting on postmen

Everton v City what does everyone think of BTTS?

>Goody

Going to be down insane yet again.

>>64717581

What addict bet are you on now?

Head's gone

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how do I get into the Polyphasic sleeping, namely the Everyman sleeping cycle? I can't take naps, especially for 30 minutes before waking up, but I really want to make the most out of the daily skedge

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>>64717610
>how do I get into the Polyphasic sleeping

I usually try to sleep by closing my eyes, if I want to sleep for 30 minutes I keep them closed for 30 minutes and for 4-6 hours I then keep them closed for that period.

Anyone here know their tennis? I'm thinking of betting on dela Nava against Edmund @ 3.4. Nava is at the peak of his career, even if it is a bit late. He's going against a youngster who has definitely done good, but I see Nava taking this, and at these odds, I have to throw some money at it.

>>64713944

I would take the under for that game to be more of a lock than the Hawks.

>>64713944

>he doesn't know about the weather

top kek there was a chimpout in the flip apehoop game and the refs have given out literally a dozen technicals

Not getting on villarreal at above evens when 1-0 up want aids desu

>>64717935
>tfw was on o8.5 corners in first half
>tfw prestaked villareal +1
>tfw in-play o1.5 goals in first half

feelsgoodmane

How do you guys feel about Utah +16 tonight?

>>64717989
already on it breh, also like raptors with the nets having no decent PGs and joe johnson is out, they will be relying on brook lopez who wiill struggle against JV and biyombo.

>>64717935
That's not a value bet m8 don't stress it

>>64718013

Good call. 6.5 seems like a good play

>>64717977
god bless you oil

>>64718039
hoping it starts slow and i can get a less risky line in play but -6 should still be covered

>>64718043
i'm not oil mate

>>64718101
you keep telling yourself that

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>didnt get on bilbao sw when it was 6.5 at 2-1

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>didn't get on CS in all matches played today

>>64718435

It's kinda crazy how you're potentially just one correct CS acca away from being a millionaire on any given day.

>>64718474
Not crazy at all.

What's the catch with Inter being 2.20?

>>64718508

Oh :(

>>64718519

Go ask Reddit.

>>64713168
>>64713193
Late reply but cheers lads

>Slept through the Lierse friendly

Just end me.

>>64718799
Sleep is +EV though, so you're still up

Understandable that women can be so much shitter than men in physically demanding sports like football, but how is it possible to be so much worse than men at a sport like darts?

>>64718907
because men spend all day at the pub playing darts whilst the women are at home cooking and cleaning

>>64718907
Darts and chess, undeniable proof that women are tez

>>64718907
The difference between male and female IQ in visual-spacial tasks is bigger than any other gap. Probs something to do with throwing spears vs. boiling potatoes

Was there ever a match in Greece which wasn't fixed

>>64718951
Makes sense

Valencia SW is a mainstream LARGE. Nev to get his first win against a shite Grenada team

LOADS OF PEOPLE ARE WATCHING A PUDDLE AND I CAN'T EVEN TAKE THE PISS BECAUSE I'M WATCHING A PUDDLE TOO.

>>64719067
>1.61
should be 1.40 at most t b h, what a steal

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>assignment on treatment for gambling addiction due tonight for masters program in public health
>can't stop browsing for bets instead of writing

Is AC a bet?

>>64719100
Nah, bunch of chokers the lot of them. team is an actual pile of shit as well. rball looks decent but I wouldnt go near

>bet365 allowed me to cash out the unders bet 3 seconds after it lost without suspending the button

never happened to me before

Once someone local realises they can go down there and deliberately fall in or something the fun's over.

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anon, why aren't you laying tonight ?

on hoffenheim LARGE

>>64719179
which team ? isn't it obvious ? it's inter you dingus

>tfw Valencia score just before I place bet

>>64719185
post slip BIG BOI

GARY
A
R
Y

>>64719179
lord

>He's placed a bet in 2016

>>64719219
>He's used the worst gimmick of 2016 AGAIN

>>64719219
this desu, only people who like to lose money bet on sports, too much fucking edge.

LILO
I
L
O

>>64719227
How much you down on lotto shite lid?

>>64719236
zzzzz why do attention seeking cunts have to ruin a good thing

>>64719243
bought a lucky dip for last night's euromills, 0 matches - seething

want to start getting into betting boys

is this a bad idea

>>64719287
Best idea you've ever had. Welcome to your future.

>>64719267
What s this

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>>64719303
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1YpKkrVPNVyxj

>>64719287
I'm only averaging £175 a day this year so pretty tez idea 2bh zzzzzzzzz

fuck off with your surfboard you cunt

>>64719311
what's the general theme of your betting? i might start tonight with a little one on the city everton game

this will begin a spiral into shit

>People aren't on Hoffenheim

i leave /bet/ for a week and the thread has gone to shit. well lads, time to breathe some life back into this morgue.

THERE ARE PEOPLE ITT WHO THINK THE SEAHAWKS WON'T WIN THE SUPERB OWL LOL

>>64719349

see
>>64713168

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>>64719349
yes, just bet heavy on the big teams, /FreeMoney/

>>64719352
Absolute sums on

>>64719373
good meme there i happen to know this is awful advice

>>64719396
why don't you like free money ?

>>64719409
i do like free money but knowing big teams lately at least in epl i would say this won't be free money

>>64719140
always happens lid

>Bet on o3.5 FH goals in Helmond Sport
>Don't score 4th until 3 minutes after HT
>Bet on Nicosia HT result
>Don't score until 2 minutes after HT

Done with January tbf. Going back to sleep.

Shaking at the amounts I have on Hoffenheim

>>64719483
£0?

>>64719483
h-how much do you have

>>64719495
SHAKING
H
A
K
I
N
G

Joe Perry looking value right now

>>64719505

>Betting against Selby

Your loss

>>64719509
havent placed the bet yet, but tempted 2bh

>>64719310
Epic xD So zany lol!

so anyone's watching hoffenheim game? they're dominating or what?

need hoffenheim to win like AIR

>>64719554
>https://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?depth=1&hl=en&prev=search&rurl=translate.google.co.uk&sl=de&u=http://www.transfermarkt.de/saisonvorbereitung-2015-16/thread/forum/88/thread_id/71239/page/28&usg=ALkJrhgmUkQ_VZqFvveRpuUMMiko1LXYZQ

All I can find, seems pretty drab

>>64719630
topping up

this again with the "hivemind" bs, prolly beet to lay hoffenheim now

>>64719671

best

meant to say best

>>>64719647
"Second half runs. We have completely changed."

DAC

LAY LAY LAY

LUMPING o2.5 valencia granada

>>64719783
Congrats

>>64719783
Same, jumped on it before the penalty was awarded. feeling good

BazSingh2 dac

Sweden price too good to ignore. I'm getting on medium

>>64719783
>my under 2.5 bet was ruined by my own shitpost...

Granada goalie is kill?

>"brasil"

need a hoffenheim goal like A I R

Sweden live?

>>64719874
Biggest fraud going tbqh

>>64719874
Only followed his Parana tip. EZ.

>>64719915
Still up on the tournament desu

Another Penalty!!!!

111111111111111111111111111

down

BRAINS ON THE LAY

get rekt hoffenheim cunts

Omfg sonnen

>>64719981
If only you knew lid ;) :^)

absolute scenes

Can't believe I missed the fix

Love friendlies me

Fluminese! Parana! AIR!

thank god i had 0.0

>>64720048
Booom was on 5-0 ht correct score double.

>>64720066
#mastershrewdie

>>64720066
Convenient

holy jebus I had no expectation of fukken o1.5 actually ending up winning
the hoffenheim

>>64720048
aftertiming cunt

>>64720071
>you

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>>64720077
Was too busy having some delicious lunch to come on here to tell you all about the great rball bet! Good to know you didn't get on you bitter slug. Next time I'll set up a stream so that I can tip live for you though. ;^)

Inter over Empoli. Easy cash

>Sweden

>>64720122
time to lay estonia

>>64720111
you think? i'll put a quid on it and see how this goes

muh laying

>>64720171
Empoli is on a great run, 4 undefeated games. but Inter just has too much talent and with Juve and Fiorentina they are going to play hard because they need the win to stay in 1st place in the league

>>64720101

>tfw Nestle went from being chill to acting like the Dominican Mark

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>>64720190
i will regret this

>>64720193
tbf he seems to be losing pretty much every bet he gets on atm. Bound to be a bit cranky.

SWEDEN YES

>>64720208
B I G B O Y
I
G
B
O
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>>64720208
nice meme

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>>64720208
>regretting a 1 pound bet

>>64720248
that right there is why i regret said £1 bet

anyway man i'm a >poor student

i can't afford this

on sevilla to win first half IMO

>>64720255
ohhh i don't do anything all day, but ohhh i need more money to do it.

bloody students.

>>64720255
As am I.
I think most of us are students.

>>64720284
Sorry for needing money to live

>>64720284
it's okay soon i will be old and jaded like you and we can moan about young people together here haha

I'm a no job multi-addict

I'm just waiting for the inevitable suduko

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Who /NEETmasterrace/ here?

sevillea!!

Can't stop shagging lads, room stinks.

>>64720368
what's your average spending on a hooker

State of /bet/

>>64720381
about 100, you?

>>64720406
tried a few German ones, unbelievable what you get for 60 euros

>>64720429
actual German ones or imported Romanian girls in Germany?

I like Romanian whores, good work ethic, never go for Hungarian hookers.

>tfw cat sits on me just as i was going to wank

10-0 surreal hup

Love NFL mugs giving me a great price on Redskins, Bengals and Vikings.

>>64720453
>work ethic

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>>64720453
haven't tried anything eastern European, but might wanna.
Did try an African slag and a few German ones, all in Kiel.
Great place

you cunts laughed at me when you saw the £1

but who's laughing now

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>>64720511
Jared from subway