Comfy winter training camps are SO SOON edition
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
Comfy even though there's no /bet/ in the title sub edition
Far too short. Don't have the odds history but I think it's pretty rare for the early favourite to win in CBB/IAC and if they do it's even rarer for them to only shorten from now until the final show, so if you do believe he's going to win, you're better off waiting for a drift.
I know lads. Horrid OP. Missed out /bet/ because I was looking for that image and wasnt concentrating and have the link to the previous thread above the edition because I just copied the last dire thread and didnt read back what I read. Truly sorry. It wont happen again. (It probably will.)
Today's bet won safely. We have now turned £50 into £423,78
For Wednesday I picked a game in the Italian Serie A
Game: Juventus v Verona
Bet: Juventus (WIN) @1.19
Potential return: £423,78 - > £504,30 (+£80,52)
Best of luck to everyone joining me on this fun adventure.
Took me ages to find this but here you go
don't bother, it automatically puts your entire bankroll down on a random bet without a confirm button
It's a hassle desu since you usually have to cash out and lose like 10% of it unless you're insane
They way I understand it; retards will bet on a team for no reason, this might make the bookies raise the odds for the opposing team, which gives you more value because you're (hopefully) not a retard
not quite, friend ;) hovering around 2k right now. Who cares tho
stay bitter though, hope you can profit as much as me over these few games ;)))))
if there are any decent inplays I'll post them, just for you.
Atm Im on Mavericks -6.5 and Gasol rebounds overs
I can relate desu
>tfw bimbos act bitter towards me and delude themselves into thinking that I'm not good enough for them
>tfw get the privilege of being able to fuck with and break the hearts of vapid stuck up indie girls that like Vampire Weekend and wear Zara
>tfw no comfy USL/PDL/american slags leagues to bet on at night for MONTHS
got Mavs, Hawks and Bulls in accy. Think it'll come through desu
Also why are American sports so full of breaks with cheerleaders etc. Basketball is a great sport but goddamn the whole 'party atmosphere' they try to pull gets really tedious
Alright lads, I've only been doing this for a couple of weeks, and I've won maybe 30% of my bets, and barely over £100 profit so far.
Any things I should know in order to get better at this? Like things you should/shouldn't bet on or something?
I apologise for being such an amateur.
That's everything tbqh
Only acca I bet on was some enhanced odds thing. Didn't win.
Most of the profit was just from straight wins on football, and a little bit from horseracing. Only had around a dozen bets so far, not really keeping track.
I'm probably a cunt, soz m8
>setting a line based on hype for a "revenge" game
See I'm not sure, Packers offense has just gone to shit and their defense is pretty solid (Packers fan here, so I've seen all the games know a lot about the internals of the team) and redskins are good but not that good.
>google version of the spreadsheet
?? If the spreadsheet is unlocked just use an additional column and title it whatever yoh want. If it's locked like the one in OP there are user defined columns that allow you to put notes in.
>why are GSW games so easy to trade on swings inplay??
bookie in play algorithms can't yet account for post modern meme offenses
how do I get into the Polyphasic sleeping, namely the Everyman sleeping cycle? I can't take naps, especially for 30 minutes before waking up, but I really want to make the most out of the daily skedge
>how do I get into the Polyphasic sleeping
I usually try to sleep by closing my eyes, if I want to sleep for 30 minutes I keep them closed for 30 minutes and for 4-6 hours I then keep them closed for that period.
Anyone here know their tennis? I'm thinking of betting on dela Nava against Edmund @ 3.4. Nava is at the peak of his career, even if it is a bit late. He's going against a youngster who has definitely done good, but I see Nava taking this, and at these odds, I have to throw some money at it.
>didn't get on CS in all matches played today
>assignment on treatment for gambling addiction due tonight for masters program in public health
>can't stop browsing for bets instead of writing
i leave /bet/ for a week and the thread has gone to shit. well lads, time to breathe some life back into this morgue.
THERE ARE PEOPLE ITT WHO THINK THE SEAHAWKS WON'T WIN THE SUPERB OWL LOL
yes, just bet heavy on the big teams, /FreeMoney/
All I can find, seems pretty drab
Was too busy having some delicious lunch to come on here to tell you all about the great rball bet! Good to know you didn't get on you bitter slug. Next time I'll set up a stream so that I can tip live for you though. ;^)
Empoli is on a great run, 4 undefeated games. but Inter just has too much talent and with Juve and Fiorentina they are going to play hard because they need the win to stay in 1st place in the league
Brazil u20 cup is better mate. You wont profit betting on Serie A. Read these
This is how people here make real money, not just betting pennies and floating around a £10 bankroll forever.
what scent are you using
I rotate between pic related and Olfactive Studio's Chambre Noire. The good shit. CDG scents are generally pretty easy to wear and smell nice, I wear lots of Junya and CDG garms too so it all works out nicely
Paco Rabanne 1 million. The gf and her mates swear by it, definitely value for money. Expensive aftershaves are like expensive beers, pretentious people will pay extra for something that isn't actually as good but its just to say they have it
PLEASE never wear 1 million unless you're a fucking #lad pleb OR you're in a club and looking to bang dumb slags (and it is very good at that tbf). Girls like it because it's sweet and accessible, but over time you'll hate it personally. It obnoxious, smells like shit and it smells like everyone else.
I participate in /nightbet/ quite regularly and have done for a very long time but I have to admit it can be dull as ditch water at times. If there is a day I'm not here I don't even bother reading what was posted the night before. Best time is when the (pseudo) shrewdies like myself stay up and we get on stuff without the autistic apprentice plumbers shitposting excessively
Looks like Goffy has taken over the live text on BBC website
not their best scent but yeah, desu I've never smelt a CDG that I haven't liked. Definitely make some of my favourite designer frags
this is pure banter desu
nah Barca score another from here
didn't even know that that market existed, would actually be good though
Amount of times Lukaku makes a great run and Deulofeu or Barkley fail to give it to him is astounding. Happens most weeks too.
If I was him I'd have tested one of their chins in the dressing room post-match long before now.
goffy boy make yourself known lad
I don't mind the screenshot guy because it shows it isn't his but yeah literally copying and pasting it is weird as fuck. Guarantee he is the biggest shitposter in the thread though.
Not him, but you'd be stupid to disregard it. World cup games have been fixed. I'm not talking about betting purposes I'm talking about powerful governing bodies wanting certain teams to do well. Look at the 2002 world cup, Barcelona champions league 2006-2009. Open your eyes.