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>Waiting for any signals
Just fuck it and go deep man.
>He didn't caption the player as /freemoney/ and the bench as the other /bet/ trips
It becomes clear within the first 3 sentences whether she's open to conversation or not. If she doesn't want to talk just shut up and do something with your phone. At worst there is an awkward goodbye.
Club is the easiest is all I know.
>tfw will never pick up a latina milf at the supermarket
Probably different in the UK, but here all the high quality chicks are to be found at the mall, those fancy lounges and through friends.
I have a secret source but I cant reveal it as I dont want more competition.
You could actually find a decent girl in a club though, they arent all sluts, especially student night style things. They will usually be in a group maybe a little more shy/unconfident looking than some of her more slutty friends.
Accidentally posted in the old thread.
Literally free money betting on table tennis match starting now a 20 kg overweight nigerian player again Vostes.
LARGE for him to win without dropping a game.
Just get drunk, put on some headphones with club music and some sunglasses so it seems darker then go chat to one in one of the aisles. Instead of "Can I get you a drink?" say "Can I help you with your groceries?" or "Im paying for this one." as she takes something off the shelf (try and make it something expensive not like a £1 ready meal).
Going to have to try this.
>tfw no qt good girl Christian gf with years if pent sexual tension
>choosing the ugly ones
You lot are bloody useless
I can see my post as being read like that, though obviously i meant betting against the overweight guy who hit his peak ten years ago. He is 38 now and just pissing around against these other serious players.
London is dope as fuck from a transportation and "things to do" perspective but damn... No thanks.
>betting on teenagers playing hockey
Even the "experts" had no idea who was going to be favourites in this tourney before it started. I kept hearing Sweden and the US but no one had any high confidence in it. It's essentially a crapshoot. Finland looks good at this point though.
After a crazy start of today's game the bet landed. We have now turned £50 into £344,54
For Tuesday I picked a game in the Capital One Cup
Game: Stoke City v Liverpool
Bet: Under 3.5 Total Goals @1.23
Potential return: £344,54 -> £423,78
Best of luck to everyone joining me on this fun adventure.
Need student loan like AIR lids, almost out of money, had to withdraw 100£ from my betting account to get my plane ticket home
I am actualy kinda suspecting some /bet/ members are part of some secret little group where they are tipping stuff to get on the other side. It has happened recently in the same style and the bet loses.
>I didnt reback when o3 was evens
>How are you getting on?
Bovada is bringing some of the games for the Sao Paolo Jr's games in play. Mostly just got on since I rarely get to shitpost during divegrass matches with /bet/
They can go for humiliation but it's not as common as slags doing it, asians or european youth
Among other reasons is that the other team will start hurting players and getting red cards. No one wants to get injured or involved in a fistfight. Double digits almost never happen between teams in the same tier
First thing is; don't bet on hockey. Most meme sport there is.
Second thing is; today there were only like 5 decent bets from what I've seen. 4 of them where in the Sao Paolo tournament and 1 was that table tennis bet. If I had only staked those bets I would be in big profit today, but I staked on other bullshit (just like you) and am at a tiny loss right now.
tl;dr stop addict betting you addict
Also most tips on /bet/ are shite. Just follow Euan and Slovakia tbqh.
Well to be fair the Fluminense thing was more of an experiment than anything. If I'm going to experiment I should do small stakes or phantom bets
The hockey thing, well I know I'm not going to lose money from that sport anymore
Would also like to add that around this time last year I blew all of my profit (2k) at the time and had to start all over again. I finished the year with 21k (highest was 28k) and I didn't really pick up any pace until April. So just stick to it and be disciplined.
Wow, so once again, a bunch of anons all tip something within seconds. Not posting any info or slip. Yet seem really confident about it and big it up a lot. The bet loses AGAIN. So surprising zzzzzz. Please crawl back to your little group slugs.
This goal will only light a fire under the ass of Cruziero. Surely they would never perform a kind of defensive maneuver resembling a form of public tranportation.
>Sunderland boss Sam Allardyce has accused the Premier League of devaluing the FA Cup.
>He said it was "diabolical" that top-flight clubs have Premier League fixtures the Tuesday and Wednesday after this weekend's third-round ties.
>"Of course I'm going to make changes for our cup tie at Arsenal on Saturday," Allardyce said.
Arsenal -1.75 is a large lads
What the lords of betting taketh, the lords of betting giveth
>Please find the following tournament confirmed:
>2016-02-05 2016-02-14 Futsal 2016 FIFA Futsal World Cup qualification (CONMEBOL) - PAR
>Please find the following tournament confirmed:
>2016-03-08 2016-03-13 Beach Volley FIVB Rio Grand Slam - Rio de Janeiro, BRA
Tfw when had an 5 leg parlay and timberwolves ml were the last leg left
>losing to the 3-33 76ers
back to the blacklist again
>not using the entire spectrum of peppers to provide maximum visual enjoyment of your food
Bovada has locked the line (it was only -6) but there's probably a 60% chance Marshawn plays this weekend.
Cashed out $1500 left $100 in.. Lost over the weekend do i refill or take a long walk and wait for baseball season?
Chiefs line should be closer to -5. I think the only reason it's so low is the playoff drought. Good value.
Seahawks line is accurate at -6 or -7 but I really think the Seahawks will do the same thing they last met. Bridgewater looked completely lost - couldnt get the ball out quickly to save his life. If Lynch plays it could be very ugly.
I'm going large on both but I can't in good conscience condone prestaking the NFL any higher than a small. Wouldn't prestake any of the other games.
>Lmao using bovada in the year of our lord MMXVI
What do you use? Does it have better in play than bovada? I make most of my money on in play
Gonna take a long walk might still shit up the thread with tips since im 26-6-1 in when i tip and dont bet on it
I heard they are a bit strict with their data timing, and it's given through pressing buttons during a cellphone call instead of talking to someone like in rball
about the scouts provider you need to get lucky on the data provider you get, some have more scouts than others in certain countries, and if there's a lot of scouts it's harder to get matches
also all data gatherers pay the same, 35 euro per match plus a bit for expenses
are you from dominicana or just living there? I'm pretty sure that there won't be many scouts there, don't know about the demand though, but if they're covering jamaican league it's likely they'll be interested
PS: I got invited for a tournament in dominicana but as it's starting in two weeks tickets were too expensive and won't be going
I'm just living here. Not interested in the money just want to give it a try and spend some of my free-time on it. I've seen tennis tournaments and basketball games being covered from here so hopefully they'll be offering football soon.
>by that logic you also decided against throwing $10, $5, $0.01
>putting that small of a sum on a long term bet
If you mean the Dominican Republic, I can't really say it really depends what you're looking for. The one thing I personally like about this place is that there are many places untouched by tourism so you have beautiful beaches and mountain passages.
You won't find anything as modern as Montevideo here that's for sure.
"Gérard's torture was also very brutal. On the first night of his imprisonment Gérard was hung on a pole and lashed with a whip. After that his wounds were smeared with honey and a goat was brought to lick the honey off his skin with his rough tongue. The goat however refused to touch the body of the sentenced. After this and other tortures he was left to pass the night with his hands and feet bound together, like a ball, so sleep would be difficult. During the following three days, he was repeatedly mocked and hung on a pole with his hands tied behind his back. Then a weight of 300 metric pounds (150 kg) was attached to each of his big toes for half an hour. After this half hour Gérard was fitted with shoes made of well-oiled, uncured dog skin; the shoes were two fingers shorter than his feet. In this state he was put before a fire. When the shoes warmed up, they contracted, crushing the feet inside them to stumps. When the shoes were removed, his half-broiled skin was torn off. After his feet were damaged, his armpits were branded. After that he was dressed in a shirt soaked in alcohol. Then burning bacon fat was poured over him and sharp nails were stuck between the flesh and the nails of his hands and feet. Gérard is said to have remained calm during his torture. On 14 July 1584, Gérard was executed."
Dutchies confirmed savage
Very receiving, meaning; they won't reject you easily when you try to know them. It might be different when you're a tourist, but they're very loyal. From what I remember you're into the whole art thing? Not a lot of those around here, those that are, are from the higher class.
Big difference between girls in the capital and everywhere else though. The ones in the capital (Santo Domingo) are not much different from American ones, they're pretty loud and bad. The more north you go the better the girls (and ironically the whiter they get, kek). Girls from Santiago (Northern capital) are some of the best girls if you're looking for a wife, tbqh.
The tournament I was offered was in Santiago :^(
I've found the same in all the countries I've gone to. Even though girls from around here are god-tier compared to americans and brits, ones from outside big cities are even better. For example I went to the north and south of Brazil, their girls were so much nicer compared to Rio's, extremely polite and sweet
Yeah modern western influences which is strongest in the bigger cities ruin these girls. It's like going back in time when travelling to some of those rural areas.
Which country would you say has the best-looking girls? Only been to Argentina, but there are a lot more pretty girls there than here. Think only Brazil has more high test girls than the DR though.
The most beautiful girls I've been with were a chilean and a brazilian, I never thought anyone so good looking would feel so strongly towards me.
Even then I'd say that best looking is a matter of taste.
Argentinians are more produced and more western, yet only 20% as bitchy as your typical first worlder. They can be extremely argumentative though, but people mistake it for bad temper. If you like a less intense version of them then you have uruguayan girls, they aren't as produced but also aren't that aggressive (in the bad and the good).
Brazilians on the other hand are a special case I think in the entire world. With their continental-size and cultural mix you can find pretty much anything: black girls with blue eyes, blondes with bundas, asians with curves. They are very flashy the way they dress and walk, yet somehow always manage to make it work.
Coincidently the most beautiful girls I've seen in person were an argie and a brazilian.
It's a good thing I didn't move with my ex-girlfriend to Chile as was planned at the time then. ;^)
For exactly the reason you described Argentinian girls are probably my ideal ones, with Colombia being like a budget version of the same thing.
How long were you a scout before you got assignments offered outside of Uruguay? And can you decide how long you stay in whatever country you travel to?
I was a scout for about a year before I got my first trip: Aracaju
You send them a budget and they decide. For example anything higher than, say, 600-700 euros is almost impossible, because there's people offering even less than you, some guys offer 0 euro budgets and pay their trips from their pockets and travel allowance (around 100 euro per day). You may even send a bigger budget than your expenses and if it gets accepted they'll pay for it anyways.
Tournaments that have several venues also may get several scouts.
Entendido. So you've got to get lucky that cheap trips are available when something gets offered. Sounds pretty good really, I'll be taking my exam this month and see how it goes. Buenas noche amigo!
South United is last tournament's runner up
Ozone is a plastic team made by the firm who sponsors the I league, owns the best team, and plants to get to I league by 2017 with their dutch coach
Doesn't get coinflippier than this
>this kid eating noodles in the stands of the flip game
The absolute madman.
Can anyone just check their website? I get a blank page.
Williamhill have salford city to win against Nantwich at 2.7
Surely they fucked this up right?
Salford are third in the Northern Premier League and Nantwich are 2nd, but they have been in terrible form - won only 2 of their last 5 and lost the other 3, whereas Salford won their last game at 7-0 and have only lost one of their last 5 games.
Unless there have been some significant injuries, I'd say Salford have this.
Back this bet lads, the bookies are having a laugh
>liverpool average 7 corners a game
>stoke average 3
>liverpool will dominate possession and put in 8 million crosses to bentekek, some of which will be deflected for corners
7/3x8million = UAC
im curious of the things you guys look for when you look at a daily schedule
is it certain teams that have won you big? is it slag games?
this lid mentions that a dutch/belgium friendly usually is o2.5 so im wondering what sorts of "rules" you guys have when looking at games
Mostly leagues/teams that aren't usually on there as new leagues are the most likely to end up with prices fucked up.
Also when a league returns for a new season as bookies often miss transfer news and just base prices on the previous season.
So really its more of a test of memory with remembering what has been on the list before and approximately the last time you saw that team listed, if one sticks out then you can have a little look and see if that league is just returning, what changes the teams mightve gone through and think about how you'd price up the game.
It really does get much easier the longer you're doing it, seems damn near impossible at first but you will adjust.
I haven't though I was thinking I wonder if you can just use the youth CL for comparison or if that just what the bookies have been doing but being smaller teams and indoor can't imagine there is a huge correlation.
Will be dodgy, you get 2/3 young traders with their name plastered over newspapers talking about fast cars and the champagne lifestyle that comes with being a trader but they all get found out eventually. Similar to betting, get it quietly.
I thought the same but I think playing indoors might be quite different to outdoors but they have to be priced up on something and I'm not sure last year tournament is all that relevant. Anyway a stream here if anyone is interested
>On Monday KC Gandhi English high school began their match against Arya Gurukul school in the third round of the HT Bhandari Inter School U16 Trophy. Arya Gurukul batted first, and were dismissed for 31 in 20 overs. Hard luck, as the old salts say, these things can happen. Especially since most of Arya Gurukul’s players were actually from the U14 team, because their principal had refused to release their regular players while they were revising for their exams. Seldom can schoolboy cricketers have been so happy to sit out a match.
>Overnight, then, KC Gandhi were 956 for one, a lead of 925.
>bookies wont price up u16 indian cricket matches
Imagine outplaying your opponent who has a shitty GK and going up 4-0 then instead of just continuing your winning strategy you go all defensive for literally no reason and nearly lose.
Why filter betaKnight Dave? He's comedy gold