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Prev: >>64645838

frog edition

>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK

>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia

>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6

>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
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>tfw no gf
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>Ladbrokes will NEVER pay out on the Greek fix sub edition

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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>not Picking up qts on the train edition
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Any of you lads know your darts? How you reckon Hughes doing against Montgomery?
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Dire thread, you fucking clown.
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is such a thing even possible?

liverpool @ 21.00

thoughts?
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>>64686714
>Waiting for any signals

Just fuck it and go deep man.
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>>64686782
u r 1 cheeky bugger m8 i swer
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>>64686790

If she totally shuts you down the rest of the train ride would feel too awkward though.
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>>64686733

At least /bet/ is in the title I suppose
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ffs. why make a shit thread? >>64686793
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>>64686782
>>64686843
Autism
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>>64686843
Nvm. Deleted I think. Wrong webm too.
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>>64686843
>He didn't caption the player as /freemoney/ and the bench as the other /bet/ trips

>>64686818
It becomes clear within the first 3 sentences whether she's open to conversation or not. If she doesn't want to talk just shut up and do something with your phone. At worst there is an awkward goodbye.

>>64686908
Club is the easiest is all I know.
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>>64686908
Tinder in Eastern Europe.
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>>64686908

depends what kind of girl you want and where you feel comfortable and able to
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>>64687042
Church
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>>64686990
>tfw will never pick up a latina milf at the supermarket

>>64687042
Probably different in the UK, but here all the high quality chicks are to be found at the mall, those fancy lounges and through friends.
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>>64687042
Maybe some bloke on the train you haven't seen for 15 years knows a fresh pool of good women to fish in.
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>>64687042

I have a secret source but I cant reveal it as I dont want more competition.

You could actually find a decent girl in a club though, they arent all sluts, especially student night style things. They will usually be in a group maybe a little more shy/unconfident looking than some of her more slutty friends.
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>>64687119
Yes, but you will end up making up with a slut and feeling like shit next day
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>>64687131
Ay papi
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>>64687042

Conservative Future.

No seriously, join up.
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who's gonna be favoured in russia/finland hockey?
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Accidentally posted in the old thread.
Literally free money betting on table tennis match starting now a 20 kg overweight nigerian player again Vostes.
LARGE for him to win without dropping a game.
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>>64687098

Just get drunk, put on some headphones with club music and some sunglasses so it seems darker then go chat to one in one of the aisles. Instead of "Can I get you a drink?" say "Can I help you with your groceries?" or "Im paying for this one." as she takes something off the shelf (try and make it something expensive not like a £1 ready meal).
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>>64687211
why does him being 20kg overweight mean hes going to win without losing a game
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>>64687211

Who's carrying that, Swede-senpai?
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>>64687216

holy shit this autism
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>canacuck overs hockey bets
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>>64687105
Going to have to try this.

>>64687077
>tfw no qt good girl Christian gf with years if pent sexual tension

>>64687119
>choosing the ugly ones
"no"

>>64687188
>Conservative Future.
>Glasgow
hmm.

You lot are bloody useless
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>>64687216
Tried this million of times already always get the same response.

>No my sugar papi is already taking care of me *wink*
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>>64687291

They arent all ugly though you retard.

Im sure you bang super models every week dont you mate.
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>>64687291
>>64687188
Here is my local group.
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>>64687211
365 lay brains
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>>64687333

Arent there any decent girls on your course? Try the library at your uni?
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>>64687254
I can see my post as being read like that, though obviously i meant betting against the overweight guy who hit his peak ten years ago. He is 38 now and just pissing around against these other serious players.
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mitosis is...
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>>64687435
'barrassed I got that reference.
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Match is over, looked like a practice round. Vostes in 3 straight.
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>>64687390
Nah mate. I'm going to die alone. It's fine.
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Having so much sex recently, can't stop fucking.
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>>64687487

Have none of the 10+ been a girl you could date after hooking up?
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>>64687528

Same.
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>>64687528

shat ap m8 ur borin
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>>64687528
Please stop having sex.
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>>64687528

Feel your crown slipping mate? Euan is getting way more replies than you recently.
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Any bets for the NZ-Sri Lanka match?
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>>64687530
Most of them arent in Glasgow now. The most recent one was a cheeky cow. Made one too many small dick jokes.
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>>64687590
>Made one too many small dick jokes

How big is it?
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>>64687645
hey big spender
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>>64687676
hey
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>>64687645

>following reddit tips
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>>64687697
I dont even know how to use reddit
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>>64687676
$17 goes a long way in colombia
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Fuck that was close, thank god they missed that penalty
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pmsl at bdo darts
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>/bet/ will never return to the Mr Obscure glory days
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>>64687753
you could buy a hooker with that money
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>>64687812

>implying this summer wasnt the best time in /bet/ history

muh kartepe and muh UCD were good but overall this year was better than 2014
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>le street sweeping Colombian
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>>64687814
Want to move to Colombia desu.
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>>64687814
>Cost of living in Bogota is 40.59% lower than in Santo Domingo

C-can I come and move in Colombiabro?
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>>64687896
I'm sure you can Nestle your way in
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>64687924
kekekeke
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NOOOOOOOO
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RIP Colombia
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>>64687924
>betting
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>>64687714
>just under

pmsl
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>>64687924
>>64687955

Betting Gods punishing you for shitting up the thread
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>>64687896
Go to Medellin, thats the place to live here bro
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*laughs*

Reddit?
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obscure profit is better than mainstream profit
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thanks based getafe
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>not laying everything reddit spouts
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Can everyone just please focus on the san paulo youth tournament like you would if britturk and jennie west were here to spoonfed you
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>>64687042
foreign language courses in libraries
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>>64688015

There are too many teams to research cba.
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oh boy, wouldnt it be nice if Nice scored a few goles?
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>>64688015
you've got this swe, we believe in you
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>>64688015
>>64688086

Put all the shortest-priced teams in a 10-fold acca and go large can't go wrong thank me later
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>>64688015
I pay Mackers to do this for me. Its great for now ;)
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Head's gone.

Bet on something with horrible odds to chase losses and it lost in a matter of minutes.
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>>64687977
I'm actually thinking about moving there if I hit 50k this year.

>All dem qts
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>>64688164
Move to Antigua watch one game and become an Antiguan soccerway judge
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Belter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78
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Corinthians u20 -2.5 desu
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>>64688268
b u t l i n s
u
t
l
i
n
s
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>>64687977
Got a qt Colombian gf with family in Baranquilla but she refuses to get me info on teams there.
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>>64688344
>Baranquilla
Nice
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hey nerds
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TED HANKEY
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ONE MORE FUCKIN GOAL RENNES
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>>64688418
London is dope as fuck from a transportation and "things to do" perspective but damn... No thanks.
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>>64688418
thank god i live in liverpool

99% white
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mfw Argentina franchise is now 12/1 to win the Super Cup
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>>64688418
Looks like India finally found out how to poo in loo
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>>64688508

Yeah but also 99% scouse
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bdo darts
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>>64688551
and i wouldnt have it any other way
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RIP Maple Eskimo

Bankroll destroyed
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>>64688560

Doubled my money betting on Butler and Hughes.
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>>64688418
How can Indians afford the prices?
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>>64688635
20 people in one house
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Picked my cat up by the tail and threw her across the room when Coritiba had their second disallowed just now
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>>64688599
What happend?
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>>64688804
Everything lost

o5.5 both matches, US and Sweden threeway, Sweden champions

Only Switzerland -1.5 came in
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>>64688841
>betting on teenagers playing hockey

Even the "experts" had no idea who was going to be favourites in this tourney before it started. I kept hearing Sweden and the US but no one had any high confidence in it. It's essentially a crapshoot. Finland looks good at this point though.
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WTB on NBA?
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>>64689066
Watch stream and see whos drinking tea and bet unders on them
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>>64689066
unders on 76ers
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After a crazy start of today's game the bet landed. We have now turned £50 into £344,54
For Tuesday I picked a game in the Capital One Cup

Game: Stoke City v Liverpool
Bet: Under 3.5 Total Goals @1.23
Potential return: £344,54 -> £423,78

Best of luck to everyone joining me on this fun adventure.
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You'll cowards thinking you're Big Meech

meanwhile I'm still spending winnings from the world cup
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>>64689149
Under 209 or 197? Should i go with the safer one?
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>>64689066
Whiteside over 11.5r, he was on fire last time
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>>64689054
>lotto shite
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>>64689200
on
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>>64689191
under 204 @1.90
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>>64689222
Who is this sexy beast? 8/10, would let impregnate me
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Anyone who goes to watch Jeremy Kyle live is a massive danger
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I have sixers winning this game easily. They are hot right now. Id prestake them straight up moneyline for 2.20 winnings and continuously re-up until the odds get to even
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FUCKING RENNES.
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>>64689497
are you for real? I can get them @ 3.2 moneyline
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>>64689533
lucky, i cant go through 365
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>>64689186
>,
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>>64689382
There will be no Jeremy Kyle in the glorious caliphate.
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>tfw made 50 cents finding an arp
feel so shrewd now
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>>64689186

Should do more betting challenges like this in the threads. It's fun.
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>>64689497
they lost their last 2, against lakers and clippers, how exactly are they hot?
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>Best of luck to everyone joining me on this fun adventure.
What are you doing exactly? Did you pick a bet and then keep the whole thing riding?
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Large staking Cruzeiro u20 -3.5 at 1.8 on SuperLenny
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ANY reason why Cruziero will not go to double digits here?
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>>64689896
>>64689897
Must be a sign, getting ON large
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>>64689897
Mercy?
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>>64689897
>>64689896
shaking
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>>64689919
Do South Americans know such a thing as mercy?
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What's the info on Cruzeiro? Or is this just another pseudo tip?
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I don't have FT spread as an option. What do you guys think of Cruziero -1.5 1st half @1.77?
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>>64689984
PSEUDO
S
E
U
D
O
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>>64689973
double digit scores often won't happen because players will start brawling
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Can't stop topping up.
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>>64689964
>>64689933
>>64689907
>>64689896

post slips
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>>64690028
Need student loan like AIR lids, almost out of money, had to withdraw 100£ from my betting account to get my plane ticket home
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Cruz -3 is evens

>can't stop farting
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Anyone else watching the stream? Vitoria players look T I R E D.
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Man I'm very afraid of following /bet/ tips
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>>64690129
Relax, Cruzeiro win this 5-0 at the very least.
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>>64690141

Don't fail me senpai
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>>64690129
>not having a punt on Cruziero o4.5 FT and watching it drop to o3.5 within 4 minutes
it's like you don't even enjoy throwing your money in the trash family
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Waiting for -2.5 to hit evens
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No knowledge about these teams, but isn't the score currently 0 - 0 in the Cruzeiro game, or am I looking at outdated shit? We really expect them to score 5 or more goals?
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>>64690237

I am actualy kinda suspecting some /bet/ members are part of some secret little group where they are tipping stuff to get on the other side. It has happened recently in the same style and the bet loses.
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>>64690252
It wouldn't surprise me.
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ONEONEONEONEONEONEONEONEONE
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U N O
N
O
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1111111111111111111111111111111111111111
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Please open the floodgates.
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>>64690237
>>64690252
>>64690278

LITERAL TEARS
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>>64690237
>>64690252
>>64690278
tears
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Well, that was the first goal at 20mins. Guess it could happen if they get rolling now.
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>Only need 2 more for profit
>Only 3 more to be able to have an all-inclusive escort from Montevideo fly over
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>>64690320
>>64690328
I'm on the Cruziero you mongs
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>>64690320
>>64690328

zzzzz

>1 goal

WOW LOL UAC
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on toilet doing a fucking huge poo, been at warehouse all evening fucking dying, its so good
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>the amount I can cash out is contantly going up despite the time not flying backwards
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>>64690404
rball slavers getting on now.
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TWOTWOTWOTWOTWOTWOTWOTWO
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D O S
O
S
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>>64690385
22222222222222222222222222222222222222222
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Did they score a 2nd?
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>>64690472

2 - 0 at 33min
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>I didnt reback when o3 was evens
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>>64690509

thanks i couldnt tell ;)
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>>64690513

How are you getting on?
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>backed Fluminense u1.5 literally seconds before the first goal went in

I CAN'T HOLD ALL THESE TEARS
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Do teams in this league usually just hang back when they know they've won, or do they go for the complete humiliation?
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>>64690568
>How are you getting on?
Bovada is bringing some of the games for the Sao Paolo Jr's games in play. Mostly just got on since I rarely get to shitpost during divegrass matches with /bet/
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>>64690591
They go back to grinding coffee beans at half-time. Best cash out while you still can big boy. ;)
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>>64690591
They can go for humiliation but it's not as common as slags doing it, asians or european youth

Among other reasons is that the other team will start hurting players and getting red cards. No one wants to get injured or involved in a fistfight. Double digits almost never happen between teams in the same tier
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Oh my God Fluminense ruined me

This and hockey just ruined my bank

What do I do /bet/, I'm on the brink of tears
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3333333333333333333333
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>>64690668
>What do I do /bet/
Figure out why you lost and get better from it. Don't think of it as losing. Think of it as paying for experience.
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>>64690668
Cash out now for small profit and sleep easy, or lay awake panicking about my penny punt bet?
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>>64690668
First thing is; don't bet on hockey. Most meme sport there is.

Second thing is; today there were only like 5 decent bets from what I've seen. 4 of them where in the Sao Paolo tournament and 1 was that table tennis bet. If I had only staked those bets I would be in big profit today, but I staked on other bullshit (just like you) and am at a tiny loss right now.

tl;dr stop addict betting you addict

Also most tips on /bet/ are shite. Just follow Euan and Slovakia tbqh.
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>>64690668
how much you lost?
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>>64690714

Lesson one is never bet on luckpuck.
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on o25.5 lebron points ay
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>>64690760
>follow Slovakia

Nah
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Well to be fair the Fluminense thing was more of an experiment than anything. If I'm going to experiment I should do small stakes or phantom bets

The hockey thing, well I know I'm not going to lose money from that sport anymore
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>>64690668
Would also like to add that around this time last year I blew all of my profit (2k) at the time and had to start all over again. I finished the year with 21k (highest was 28k) and I didn't really pick up any pace until April. So just stick to it and be disciplined.
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>>64690806

What was your Fluminense bet?
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>>64690806
Are you the uruguay with the big pie?
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Am I too late to hop on Cruzeiro?
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>>64690858
Not anymore

>>64690823
Lost two thirds. I'll stick to what I know

>>64690824
It didn't work out, doesn't matter
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>>64690897

Just put the final 3rd on Bengals +2.5 this weekend.
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>>64690863

Reply ffs
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>>64690863
Could have a small on -1.5 from here on out. They should win by 4 minimum.
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>>64690863
Yes
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>>64691030
Wow. Rude.
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3rd goal when
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this smells like 3-0
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TEARS.
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fuck sake
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whoops
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Oh my.
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D A C
A
C
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down and concerned
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11111111111111111

Am I doing this right?
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well I still have my initial deposit r-right anons?
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u4.5 seemed so comfy
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Wow, so once again, a bunch of anons all tip something within seconds. Not posting any info or slip. Yet seem really confident about it and big it up a lot. The bet loses AGAIN. So surprising zzzzzz. Please crawl back to your little group slugs.
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>>64691388
It was just a medium bet based on mutuals. Quite embarrassing that can't even get your greasy little fingers to carry you to soccerway.
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le red is in
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Putting my wife's kids' Uni funds on Golden State @ 1.24
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>Cruzeiro red

Need that red card then score meme to kick in asap.
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This goal will only light a fire under the ass of Cruziero. Surely they would never perform a kind of defensive maneuver resembling a form of public tranportation.

>>64691388
MAD
A
D
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sao paulo youth so shite
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3333333333333333333333333333
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LOL
O
L
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One more pls
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lel disallowed
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UNO MAS VAMOS COÑO
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>>64691538

PMSL
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>>64691545
Le ref on Vitoria handi's. Disgusting desu. Favela children looking to finance that new PS4.
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>>64691545
:O
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>>64691573

Have you tried bribing a local ref yet?
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sixers still the bet moneyline?
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>not on inter-4
Tears buddies(-:
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PEN
>>
era
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>>64691609
>not on inter -5.5
rip
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>>64691609
Ayyyy. Cheeky -0.25 coming in. ;^)
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>didn't reback the -0.5
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1 MORE BABY
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If Inter can do it you can do it too Cruz!
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>>64691607
Bet this entire months wages
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Is miami winning tonight
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>>64691773
>actually asking this question
Hah, hahaha, hah
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>>64691749

Are you even watching the game? I'm just asking if it's based on in-play insight or you prestaked and now believe it religiously
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>try to hedge
>3-1 is the only result that can't happen
oh wow, fucking betting on anything in that entire jungle fuck of a continent.
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>>64691773

Pacers o 24.5 1st quarter.
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>>64691388
>He's not in UAC Tipping

tears buddy +3.5 sails in. Cheers for the money pal.
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>>64691819

Upvote this. Cheers Jenny
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>>64691795
I'm watching it. I'm a big believer in the 6ers when they play shitty teams and their first quarter was great. Only thing worrying me is Okafor and their foul count.
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>1 shot on target
>1 goal

Oh well local escort it is.
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>>64691844

Fine, I'm on.
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>>64691789
i-is that a yes
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>>64691932
Yes to what. I don't don't know Miami as well as philly or Minnesota
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>>64691972
Nah sorry that was just a troll my bad
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>Sunderland boss Sam Allardyce has accused the Premier League of devaluing the FA Cup.

>He said it was "diabolical" that top-flight clubs have Premier League fixtures the Tuesday and Wednesday after this weekend's third-round ties.

>"Of course I'm going to make changes for our cup tie at Arsenal on Saturday," Allardyce said.
Arsenal -1.75 is a large lads
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>>64691773

I hope you got on.
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wow meame heat fukken memed
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addict in-play: Over 210,5 in Cavs-Raptors game
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>>64692141
jej
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>>64692138
But they're losing???????????
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>>64692093
Concerning for Sunderland fans if the manager doesn't think they can play Saturday - Wednesday.
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What the lords of betting taketh, the lords of betting giveth

>Please find the following tournament confirmed:
>2016-02-05 2016-02-14 Futsal 2016 FIFA Futsal World Cup qualification (CONMEBOL) - PAR

>Please find the following tournament confirmed:
>2016-03-08 2016-03-13 Beach Volley FIVB Rio Grand Slam - Rio de Janeiro, BRA
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>>64692288
To be fair to him its 3 away games in a row in the space of a week.
Still a lame excuse but it is a bad bit of scheduling for them.
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>>64692288
didnt get on it
Lost 35 usds on new years ave, said I wont bet on NBA anymore unless im 100% sure
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FUCK FLORIDA
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>>64692346

do they pay for your travel/accomodation?
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contemplating cashing out sixers for a small loss, what does mr expert say
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>>64692551
yes
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>>64692626
They aren't looking too hot rn. But they've kept a close game. It's really anyone's game
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>>64692716

So final's q coming up. will they turn it up? do you have any money on them?
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>>64692626
Got money on them, when they were down I got on +5 but that's all I've done I play besides the money line before
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>>64692855
They are doing well for themselves I'm not worried now
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its happening
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everyone suicided after the cruzeiro match

rip
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Cashed out for profit already, thank you
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>>64689840
:^)
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>>64693091
No problem they had a lot of good press recently so I had some ~~good feelings~~
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come on Westbrook show the league why you MVP ;_;
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>>64692148
comfy
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shieeet is steph curry playing tonight or what
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>>64693234
he'll probably sit out. GSW are winning it regardless
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Does anyone think the actual one will pursue? I doubt it myself
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Tfw when had an 5 leg parlay and timberwolves ml were the last leg left
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Based Sixers ML winning me back all of my Cruziero losses.
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>timberwolves
>losing to the 3-33 76ers
back to the blacklist again
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>tfw no gambling
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Heat backers on suicide watch
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What's /bet/ having for dinner? Breakfast burrito, kiwis, and asparagus with garlic pepper here
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>>64693360
>Not taking my dank sixers tip
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>>64693515
its almost 3am but im gonna have some super noodles soon because im staying awake until tonight to sort my sleeping pattern out
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what's the NBA addict bet?

>>64693515
>Breakfast burrito
maximum jealous
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>>64693606
been there lad
>>64693617
If it makes you feel better, its got salsa, chorizo, bacon, cheese, and 4 different kinds of bell pepper on a whole wheat tortilla
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>tfw no paraguay gf
>yet
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>>64693684
>If it makes you feel better, its got salsa, chorizo, bacon, cheese, and 4 different kinds of bell pepper on a whole wheat tortilla
neat.
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>>64693793
SO MANY KINDS OF BELL PEPPERS
WE GOT RED ONES
GREEN ONES
ORANGE ONES
YELLOW ONES
ITS FUCKING WILD DOWN HERE
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>>64693933
Red ones and green ones are wildly different. Yellow and orange is the same shit tho
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>>64693972
>not using the entire spectrum of peppers to provide maximum visual enjoyment of your food
turbo pleb
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>>64693322
Your fault for not hedging. Retard
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>>64693986
MOOOOOOOOOODDDSSSS!!!!
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>>64693986
>The Broncos are winning the super bowl
>implying the seahawks aren't going back
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Bovada has locked the line (it was only -6) but there's probably a 60% chance Marshawn plays this weekend.
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H E A T
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What was the GSW line before Curry being confirmed to play?
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>>64694364
Lmao using bovada in the year of our lord MMXVI
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all this heat memeing I can't handle this shit
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Cashed out $1500 left $100 in.. Lost over the weekend do i refill or take a long walk and wait for baseball season?
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>>64694427
Saw it at -9.5
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>>64694515
follow your heart
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Chiefs line should be closer to -5. I think the only reason it's so low is the playoff drought. Good value.

Seahawks line is accurate at -6 or -7 but I really think the Seahawks will do the same thing they last met. Bridgewater looked completely lost - couldnt get the ball out quickly to save his life. If Lynch plays it could be very ugly.

I'm going large on both but I can't in good conscience condone prestaking the NFL any higher than a small. Wouldn't prestake any of the other games.

>>64694445
>Lmao using bovada in the year of our lord MMXVI
What do you use? Does it have better in play than bovada? I make most of my money on in play
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Imagine not watching the Colts press conference at 3:41am.
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>>64694606
Gonna take a long walk might still shit up the thread with tips since im 26-6-1 in when i tip and dont bet on it
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seeing the amounts of money you're staking makes me feel a bit less stupid about today

but then again the minimum wage here is 400 dollars
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Ross too shrewd for even the banks. Surreal.
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who cucked by pacers here
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>>64694794
You ever heard of sportdata breh? They any good?
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I dream of a time where I can profit enough to afford my tv's full sports packages so i can watch everything in HD
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shit I went outside and smoked a j in the cold listening to r kelly to get my mood straight, I come back inside and heat fukken won

based
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>>64694889
I heard they are a bit strict with their data timing, and it's given through pressing buttons during a cellphone call instead of talking to someone like in rball

about the scouts provider you need to get lucky on the data provider you get, some have more scouts than others in certain countries, and if there's a lot of scouts it's harder to get matches

also all data gatherers pay the same, 35 euro per match plus a bit for expenses

are you from dominicana or just living there? I'm pretty sure that there won't be many scouts there, don't know about the demand though, but if they're covering jamaican league it's likely they'll be interested

PS: I got invited for a tournament in dominicana but as it's starting in two weeks tickets were too expensive and won't be going
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>>64695095
feel like smoking weed is -ev whilst betting
>>
Seahawks were 100:1 on Bovada to make the Super Bowl at 4-5 and a cakewalk schedule. Decided against throwing $100 down. Don't fucking do it to me...
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>>64695124
I'm just living here. Not interested in the money just want to give it a try and spend some of my free-time on it. I've seen tennis tournaments and basketball games being covered from here so hopefully they'll be offering football soon.
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>>64695160
by that logic you also decided against throwing $10, $5, $0.01, and $27,397

dont hate yourself
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>>64695209
tennis tournaments are being covered by its itself, as far as I know no data provider is hired for those

basketball is on demand because besides bookies also fiba is buying info
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>>64695249
Fair enough, thanks for the info though.
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>not LUMPING on draw when it was at 1.72, dropped to 1.1 without any gameplay now
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>>64695234

>by that logic you also decided against throwing $10, $5, $0.01
>putting that small of a sum on a long term bet

nigga why
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>>64695321
would you recommend me to go to dominicana if I get the chance soon, even if it means losing a couple hundred instead of earning?
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sri lanka worth a look
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>>64695622
If you mean the Dominican Republic, I can't really say it really depends what you're looking for. The one thing I personally like about this place is that there are many places untouched by tourism so you have beautiful beaches and mountain passages.

You won't find anything as modern as Montevideo here that's for sure.
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>>64695884

>implying you get to explore those things sat in your room rball slaving all day
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this kansas/oklahoma game is unreal
>>
"Gérard's torture was also very brutal. On the first night of his imprisonment Gérard was hung on a pole and lashed with a whip. After that his wounds were smeared with honey and a goat was brought to lick the honey off his skin with his rough tongue. The goat however refused to touch the body of the sentenced. After this and other tortures he was left to pass the night with his hands and feet bound together, like a ball, so sleep would be difficult. During the following three days, he was repeatedly mocked and hung on a pole with his hands tied behind his back. Then a weight of 300 metric pounds (150 kg) was attached to each of his big toes for half an hour. After this half hour Gérard was fitted with shoes made of well-oiled, uncured dog skin; the shoes were two fingers shorter than his feet. In this state he was put before a fire. When the shoes warmed up, they contracted, crushing the feet inside them to stumps. When the shoes were removed, his half-broiled skin was torn off. After his feet were damaged, his armpits were branded. After that he was dressed in a shirt soaked in alcohol. Then burning bacon fat was poured over him and sharp nails were stuck between the flesh and the nails of his hands and feet. Gérard is said to have remained calm during his torture. On 14 July 1584, Gérard was executed."

Dutchies confirmed savage
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>not constantly laying everything you see on reddit
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>>64695916
Why would I have to leave my room? :^)
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how are the girls in dominican republic?

I suppose they're a lot like south americans from the north

or are you with a foreign girl
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>>64696158
Very receiving, meaning; they won't reject you easily when you try to know them. It might be different when you're a tourist, but they're very loyal. From what I remember you're into the whole art thing? Not a lot of those around here, those that are, are from the higher class.

Big difference between girls in the capital and everywhere else though. The ones in the capital (Santo Domingo) are not much different from American ones, they're pretty loud and bad. The more north you go the better the girls (and ironically the whiter they get, kek). Girls from Santiago (Northern capital) are some of the best girls if you're looking for a wife, tbqh.
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>>64696247
The tournament I was offered was in Santiago :^(

I've found the same in all the countries I've gone to. Even though girls from around here are god-tier compared to americans and brits, ones from outside big cities are even better. For example I went to the north and south of Brazil, their girls were so much nicer compared to Rio's, extremely polite and sweet
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>>64696365
Yeah modern western influences which is strongest in the bigger cities ruin these girls. It's like going back in time when travelling to some of those rural areas.

Which country would you say has the best-looking girls? Only been to Argentina, but there are a lot more pretty girls there than here. Think only Brazil has more high test girls than the DR though.
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>>64696419
The most beautiful girls I've been with were a chilean and a brazilian, I never thought anyone so good looking would feel so strongly towards me.

Even then I'd say that best looking is a matter of taste.

Argentinians are more produced and more western, yet only 20% as bitchy as your typical first worlder. They can be extremely argumentative though, but people mistake it for bad temper. If you like a less intense version of them then you have uruguayan girls, they aren't as produced but also aren't that aggressive (in the bad and the good).
Brazilians on the other hand are a special case I think in the entire world. With their continental-size and cultural mix you can find pretty much anything: black girls with blue eyes, blondes with bundas, asians with curves. They are very flashy the way they dress and walk, yet somehow always manage to make it work.

Coincidently the most beautiful girls I've seen in person were an argie and a brazilian.
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Stepanek just wiped the first set 6-0 against Lajovic. Good looks for beating the server bets
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>>64696541
It's a good thing I didn't move with my ex-girlfriend to Chile as was planned at the time then. ;^)

For exactly the reason you described Argentinian girls are probably my ideal ones, with Colombia being like a budget version of the same thing.

How long were you a scout before you got assignments offered outside of Uruguay? And can you decide how long you stay in whatever country you travel to?
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Don't think Liverpool can do it on a cold Wedsnday night in Stoke t b h, Stoke @ 2.80 is a steal
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>>64696618
I was a scout for about a year before I got my first trip: Aracaju

You send them a budget and they decide. For example anything higher than, say, 600-700 euros is almost impossible, because there's people offering even less than you, some guys offer 0 euro budgets and pay their trips from their pockets and travel allowance (around 100 euro per day). You may even send a bigger budget than your expenses and if it gets accepted they'll pay for it anyways.

Tournaments that have several venues also may get several scouts.
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>>64696735
Entendido. So you've got to get lucky that cheap trips are available when something gets offered. Sounds pretty good really, I'll be taking my exam this month and see how it goes. Buenas noche amigo!
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>>64696870
Yeah, yuros get really lucky with their cheap train and plane tickets, but going to venezuela or colombia from here is like 1000 dollars
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THAT FEEL WHEN GOT KEKED BY CANUCKS ON A FIVE ACCY ;_;

Good morning pals how was ur late night bet sessions
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>>64696681
It's a tuesday though lad

but Liverpool will still get raped
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y no odds for u20 hokkei on 365?
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uruguay you looking at this flip cup game pham?
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>>64698001
Im picking the favored team by -4. They have the best player in the league and if he gets warmed up hes going to be draining 3s.
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>>64697705
It seems a bit too /freemoney/ for me. Liverpool @ stoke w/ liverpools best players injured.
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ON liverpool SW
>>
South United is last tournament's runner up
Ozone is a plastic team made by the firm who sponsors the I league, owns the best team, and plants to get to I league by 2017 with their dutch coach

Doesn't get coinflippier than this
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>>64698001
it looks like +14 would be a lock but I don't want to lose more money today

I just won't bet until friday and blow up the remainder of my bank in urgay bb
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>>64698296
b-but san miguels best player is their 7 foot center who struggled against rain or shines defense last time they played
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>>64698984
damn this gooks got a wet as fuck jumper
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match removed
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>>64699142
bookies got it wrong, miguels center is getting shut down and is already in foul trouble
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center is benched small on rain -1.5 2nd quarter
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>San Miguel Beermen vs Rain Or Shine

ffs
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>>64699404
>Talk n Text Tropang Texters
>Barako Bull Energy
>Barangay Ginebra San Miguel
>Purefoods Star Hotshots

>The Philippines in charge of team names
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>>64699490
its kinda cute tbqh
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u119.5 in beijing shanghai slag apehoop game is likely a trap but im getting on anyway
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Topping up on U120.5 desu ^
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mug bet of the day, liverpool -1.5 corners

liverpool top of the standings in corners per game, stoke on the bottom, you know you cant help yourself
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End of 3rd period in guangdong vs shinjiang slags hoop and both team have a 100% scoring record.
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>this kid eating noodles in the stands of the flip game
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>He's placed a bet in 2016
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Anyone betting on EuroCup?
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now that i think about it i should really stop making poor decisions
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>>64699736
Worst gimmick of 2016 so far
>>
Anyone else level for 2016? Scared to dip into the red for the year :(
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>>64699861
>Betting on lotto shite because of an addiction

tears buddy
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San Miguel Beermen, suddenly only 5 points behind
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>>64699885
what's the bet la
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>that 30 foot 3 pointer
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>>64699877
Only three days till Winter tournament m8
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Inverness U21 at 1.8
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Skrill not working for anyone else?
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>>64700057
>mfw slovakiabro actually did it
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>>64700051
pmsl
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>>64700070
pls

they'll come back, check soccervista
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>>64700067
The absolute madman.

Can anyone just check their website? I get a blank page.
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pmsl guess that Slovakia IS the culprit.
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>>64700112
Works for me.
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Williamhill have salford city to win against Nantwich at 2.7

Surely they fucked this up right?
Salford are third in the Northern Premier League and Nantwich are 2nd, but they have been in terrible form - won only 2 of their last 5 and lost the other 3, whereas Salford won their last game at 7-0 and have only lost one of their last 5 games.
Unless there have been some significant injuries, I'd say Salford have this.
Back this bet lads, the bookies are having a laugh
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>>64700128
Seems to work fine when I use a VPN. Tez business.
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>>64700133
2nd v 3rd

3rd above evens

Seems fair to me
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>>64700133
le soccerway babby
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>>64700203
Y-yes but pls
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Who'd have thought in a game between Stoke and Liverpool the market would be seeing mostly mug money for Stoke v pro money for Liverpool?
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>>64700318
tbf it is a lotto game lid
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Room fucking stinks lads.
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>mackers
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>>64700397
>Look Mum, I posted it again
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>>64700490
???
>>
pmsl
>>
>>64700506
PMSL
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>>64700318
>>64700350

liverpool -1.5 corners is a L-O-C-K lids

its simple mathematics desu
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>>64700537
give me the sums pls lad
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there's a black bird playing darts on bbc2
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>>64700704
>2016
>>
in tears lads
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>>64700545
>liverpool average 7 corners a game
>stoke average 3
>liverpool will dominate possession and put in 8 million crosses to bentekek, some of which will be deflected for corners

7/3x8million = UAC
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Up absolute brains on friendly overs again. too easy.
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>>64701074

Thanks for the tips lid
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>>64701091
Liverpool corners is THE bet lid
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>>64700851
>betting against stoke on corners

M8..
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Down insane in 2016.
>>
Madars razma @2.50 in the darts. robson has a broken nose after fallling of a swegway
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>>64701295
this tbqh
>>
mirren goal like A I R
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Do you guys think that Stoke can be winning at half time?

What about sampdoria?
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These girls fall like dominos, dominos
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>>64701536
The worst song that ever was
>>
Had a small on o2.5 at evens in the Sparta - Lierse friendly. Seems a bit low for a Dutch/Belgian game. Sparta have all their goalscorers playing.
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>>64701614
What does their colour or race have to do with it?
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Anyone muggy comming up later lads?
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El Daklyeh DC @ 2.20, second on the table and unbeaten after 5 games
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>>64701653
Anything* smdh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xiiv-s-DRs
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>>64701649

Because it helps women to stay safe if they know to be on guard around people from uncivilised cultures. Also kill yourself penny punting leftist.
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Guiacurus (0) twitch
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>>64701310
hope you got on
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>>64701745
>Its an absolute blowout winner episode
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>>64701663
Poland pls
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>>64701614
I know a girl who was in Cologne during New Year's Eve. Any idea how I could get laid because of this? I'm /fit/ so I could appeal to her need for protection
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im curious of the things you guys look for when you look at a daily schedule

is it certain teams that have won you big? is it slag games?

>>64701595
this lid mentions that a dutch/belgium friendly usually is o2.5 so im wondering what sorts of "rules" you guys have when looking at games
>>
Anyone been looking into the u19 indoor tournament?
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>>64700851
>thinking liverpool under Klopp will cross to Benteke

m8 it's like you havent seen a game all season
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>>64701908
Mostly leagues/teams that aren't usually on there as new leagues are the most likely to end up with prices fucked up.
Also when a league returns for a new season as bookies often miss transfer news and just base prices on the previous season.
So really its more of a test of memory with remembering what has been on the list before and approximately the last time you saw that team listed, if one sticks out then you can have a little look and see if that league is just returning, what changes the teams mightve gone through and think about how you'd price up the game.
It really does get much easier the longer you're doing it, seems damn near impossible at first but you will adjust.
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>>64701847

it's not over until it's over :-)
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>>64701993
I haven't though I was thinking I wonder if you can just use the youth CL for comparison or if that just what the bookies have been doing but being smaller teams and indoor can't imagine there is a huge correlation.
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>2016
>not trading
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>>64702036
Looks like it all worked out for Retards, proud of him.

:^)
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>>64701775

cheers lad
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>>64702036
Will be dodgy, you get 2/3 young traders with their name plastered over newspapers talking about fast cars and the champagne lifestyle that comes with being a trader but they all get found out eventually. Similar to betting, get it quietly.
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>>64702014

I thought the same but I think playing indoors might be quite different to outdoors but they have to be priced up on something and I'm not sure last year tournament is all that relevant. Anyway a stream here if anyone is interested

http://mercedes-benz-junior-cup.de/en/
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>>64702036
PacMac moving up in the world
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>>64702036
>England
>Dollar Bills

#swag

>>64701908
Dutch defending is awful that's the only reason. Belgium ain't much better.

Same goes for the MLS.
>>
Aberdeen youth @1.91 is free money friends
>>
>On Monday KC Gandhi English high school began their match against Arya Gurukul school in the third round of the HT Bhandari Inter School U16 Trophy. Arya Gurukul batted first, and were dismissed for 31 in 20 overs. Hard luck, as the old salts say, these things can happen. Especially since most of Arya Gurukul’s players were actually from the U14 team, because their principal had refused to release their regular players while they were revising for their exams. Seldom can schoolboy cricketers have been so happy to sit out a match.

>Overnight, then, KC Gandhi were 956 for one, a lead of 925.

>bookies wont price up u16 indian cricket matches
>>
Anyone know sports club beer sheva?

super low x on goals for whatever reason, could be blowout
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>>64702289
prior to aberdeen only inplay?
>>
Head is lost. Remaining bank roll on EG to win star series and Seahawks to win Superb Owl. Parlay @ 20:1
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Daily reminder that Bengals +2.5 is the absolute LOCK of wildcard weekend.
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>>64702323
insider trading must be fucking massive in the betting and stock trading industries
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>>64702410

lmao how did you lose everything? post slip too.
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>>64702410

2016 has already been a year of highs and lows. Mainly highs for us and lows for betaKnight
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>>64702416
>not chiefs-3
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>>64702416
But the bengals dont win playoff games
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>>64702449

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEHdbRtD9sU
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brains!
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>>64701595
Based spartans always finish the job.
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Need a Euan tip like AIR
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>>64702738
Need Tipperleaks to come back
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Absolutely vile amounts on Liverpool -1.5 corners.
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What is with all this indoor soccer on 365 recently?
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>>64702410
>>
Where the fuck is bet365 odds for russia win u20?
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>>64702888
>literally setting 310.29 canadian moneys on fire
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>>64702888
wins desu
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>>64702888
Simply wins. Joining on this tbqh.

>>64702880
Hook and bait for all the addicts lid. Watch the entire thing disappear once the regular leagues start up again.
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>>64702850

Slip or gtfo
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>>64702888

Can you do a show your 365 history like you do when you win pls? I need cheering up
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>>64702937

b-but guangzhou 0.0 is a genuinely good bet, i-im not an addict i swear.
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>>64702888

Seattle are not going to win 3 road games vs. the Vikings then the Panthers then the Cardinals. People are overrating them just like the Steelers in the AFC.
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fuk I'm durnk
plz
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>>64702970
The Steelers are shite. The Seahawks should be two time superbowl champions. They are /freemoney/ @6.5
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>>64702957

>dat GKing

lel
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>>64702937

The Mercedes Junior Cup is a pretty big one tbf

>>64702957

It really wasn't. Down an utter cunt on some of these games today
>>
tears
>>
96th minute goals in this fucking Sao Paulo youth tournament yesterday and today costing me a fucking cunt.
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>>64703003
Was just a theory. Know next to nothing about these games.

>>64703028
Tournament started off great, been vile last two days.
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>not making SUMS by laying everything on /r/soccerbetting
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>>64702991

they will not win in Carolina.

the only value bet in the superbowl market is Chiefs@19
>>
>Guangzhou nearly blowing a 4 goal lead
>>
GOD DAMN CHINESE FUCKING SHITS
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>>64703087
>>64703100


Wew almost got me too but decided overs was the way to go
>>
>>64703087

Imagine outplaying your opponent who has a shitty GK and going up 4-0 then instead of just continuing your winning strategy you go all defensive for literally no reason and nearly lose.
>>
>>64703087

>tfw kept rebacking the 0.0 Club Brugge and stopped when they went 4-0 down

A few goals for me to soften the blow but can't believe how badly I got this game
>>
>>64703111
I had no money on the match was just watching and thought it was funny
>>
Anyone have a stream for bahia in the u19 tourny
>>
>>64703182
You can't I'm afraid
>>
>>64703182
go in settings and select hide stubs dave
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>>64703182

Absolute tears
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>>64703182

>filtering metaGOD
>>
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>>64703182

Why filter betaKnight Dave? He's comedy gold
>>
>can't see deleted post
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>>64703310
git gud
>>
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>>64703310
oh here you go lad (not him)
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>>64703300
Who's this?
>>
>Every non-Brit having a German surname

What does this mean?
>>
>>64703372
delete this
>>
>>64703211
>>64703226
>>64703260
>>64703287
>>64703300
looks like somebody was talking shit.
>>
Thanks lids
>>
>>64703372
Thanks friend
>>
How many are PSV going to score? Reckon only 3.
>>
who on /psv blowout/ here?
>>
>>64703486

Is it a strong team m8?
>>
Covers the -2.5 tbqh
>>
>>64703486
Pretty much full PSV team. Maltese league is similar standard to Dutch 3rd imo. The handicap is a LARGE
>>
>>64703486
>>64703491
>>64703547

Just like Cruzeiro last night right lads?
>>
>>64703545
Pasveer; Brenet, Bruma, Isimat, De Wijs; Hendrix, Maher, Vloet; Narsingh, Locadia, Lestienne
>>
>>64703545
It's their first team, but pretty mixed when it comes to the starting XI. Best striker is on the bench.
>>
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>Bnot Sakhnin
>>
>That goal.

Top kek.
>>
HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP
>>
lmao at that goal
>>
>>64703567
11111111111111

TEARS
>>
>early goal
>>
Can't stop topping up
>>
>>64703584
I got banned for 3 days for posting about Tinder. Janitor must have nothing better to do.

I-is it too late to get on PSV?
>>
holy shit they are fucking terrible

looks like the GK will concede from every shot or backpass
>>
>>64703678
gonna be 7 at least
>>
>>64703678

No. They will score at least 2/3 more if they are unlucky.
>>
>>64703678
Imagine being such a sad lonely neck beard you ban people for talking about meeting girls in a blogposting general.
>>
>>64703678

give it 10/15 minutes before hoping on and hope they don't score
>>
PSV ref looks like a chodus tbqh
>>
stoke @ 3.20 is brilliant
>>
>>64703840
a brilliantly terrible bet
>>
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>>64703847
ok
>>
how are PSV looking?
>>
Reminder that Liverpool SW is a SPECIAL, all the big boys have lumped Liverpool SW

SPECIAL take a mortgage out
>>
>>64703882
Ready for their siesta tbqh. Will back them to score 2 more simply because of fitness and dat Josefzoon speed in the 2nd half.
>>
klopp is going to play bogdan and joe allen, maybe even brad smith at left back

you're all clowns if you're betting on liverpool to win
>>
>>64703882

Controlling but not really threatening. However Hibernians look so shaky passing it around a goal could come at any moment.
>>
really fancy stoke-liverpool draw. nailed on, in fact.
>>
>Mignolet, Clyne, Toure, Lovren, Moreno, Lucas, Can, Allen, Coutinho, Lallana, Firmino

CAN'T STOP TOPPING UP
>>
>>64703996
>>64703945
>>64703936
>>64703911

>>>/reddit/
>>
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>>64703996
>kolo toure

has klopp lost the plot
>>
>>64704018
reddit wants stoke DC m8
>>
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>>64704018
>i only bet on underage peruvian slags
>>
After a crazy start of today's game the bet landed. We have now turned £50 into £344,54
For Tuesday I picked a game in the Capital One Cup

Game: Stoke City v Liverpool
Bet: Under 3.5 Total Goals @1.23
Potential return: £344,54 -> £423,78

Best of luck to everyone joining me on this fun adventure.
>>
PSV are shit, why does their RW keep doing like 50 tricks every time he gets the ball.
>>
>>64704101
>Not having fun in a friendly when you know you have no competition at your position ;^)
>>
>Le Rupel Boom price smashing
>>
Who /DoneItAllWrong/ in 2016 here?
>>
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>coming out to the pink panther theme with a message on some a4 paper

pmsl at bdo darts
>>
>this inplay LARGE refusing to drift
>>
>>64704185
>2nd red before I could top up
>>
>>64704211
no value left now desu
>>
I put all my money on the Russians and those brilliant bastards are doing it.
>>
>>64704163
Here
>>
So Nestle and two brit anons have this formula;

>simultaneously tip something they are on the otherside of
>moments later someone will say its a 'LARGE'
>then someone will claim the team will score double digits or a lot of goals
>then someone will claim they keep topping up
>no slips will EVER be posted

zzzzzz
>>
>>64704163
haven't won a bet yet
>>
>>64704164
Love how tinpot it is. Remember them posting a Q&A with some of the players and the answers were great.

>Favourite food?
>Potatoes

>Favourite tipple?
>20 (confused it with triple)

>What car do you drive/what is your dream car?
>No

Great stuff
>>
>>64704321
This desu, happened last night as well
>>
>>64704321
B-but I haven't tipped anything?
>>
>>64704360
>>64704321
Nearly a goal there, quit bitching
>>
>>64704163

Me. It all started at the end of 2015 when I decided to "have fun," and bet on mainstream football and american coin flip shite over Christmas now I just can't stop losing and miss out on winning bets because I just don't have the confidence to get on or reback
>>
>>64704342
These are the sorts of men in pubs up and down this land which make this country great.
>>
>>64704342
>>64704408
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/darts/richie-burnett-might-be-the-frank-spencer-187957

>"And that is nowhere near the most stupid thing I've done."

>Not by a long chalk. Burnett, back in the form which made him a quarter-finalist two years running at the PDC showpiece, said: "When times were hard, and I had no money, I was at a tournament in Wigan and bought myself a Pot Noodle for my tea.

>"But I didn't have a kettle to boil water for it. The only thing I could do was drain the radiator in my room and use the hot water from that.

>"It was all soily and brown but it worked and the Pot Noodle went down OK. But I'd used a pair of nail scissors to open up the valve and it wouldn't shut again, so hot, brown water was leaking out.

>"All I could do was to put a tray underneath it to catch it all. I didn't get much sleep because I had to get up every hour to tip the water down the sink."
>>
>>64704408

Found the goffposter.
>>
>>64704441
>Ask how many they will score
>Personally think only 3 meaning the -2.5 would be TEZ

>Say I will back them to score 2 more with tez reasoning, don't even mention stake.

This is a tip >>64701595
>>
>>64704479
You actually have.

Well done
>>
>>64704504

It doesnt have to be an outright tip. Just an implication that combined with other posts implying similar things will influence others to get on.
>>
>>64704515

Why do miserable out of shape men make the country great?
>>
>>64704562
Because they've built this country from the ground up for lazy layabouts like yourself.
>>
>>64704577

The country was built by the intelligent and the innovative. The ones laying the bricks and tracks arent really that important except for doing the legwork Mr. Marx.
>>
on PSV unders
>>
>>64704610
An idea is not worth the paper it's written on if Dave isn't about to make it a reality.
>>
When does HTP score?
>>
>>64704621
>Top scorer and fastest winger about to come off the bench.

>Unfit Maltese defenders

Tears!
>>
>>64704521
Well those are your personal judgment calls lid. Suppose is the average tip on /bet/ is like this;

>>64702289
>>64700051

It's easy to jump on any reasoning. ;^)

>>64704679
Once I get on mate.
>>
wtb m8s
>>
>>64704770
liverpool sw zzzzzz follow big boys
>>
>>64704705
Jump on now plz mate.

>wont drift
>wont score
What is the point?
>>
>>64704770
PSV -1
>>
>Mignolet, Clyne, Toure, Lovren, Moreno, Lucas, Can, Allen, Coutinho, Lallana, Firmino
No striker
>>
Brightlingsea Regent sounds really comfy
>>
>>64704842
No striker is better than Benkeke
>>
>>64704842
>Butland; Johnson, Shawcross, Wollschied, Pieters; Whelan, Cameron; Shaqiri, Affelay, Arnautovic; Bojan.
No striker
>>
>>64704795
I am thinking about that because
>the magic of the cup
>>
>PSV will never score 2 or 3 more

been well and truly duped by the /bet/ mafia here
>>
11111111111
>>
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>Dangered on rebacking -0.25 out of rage
>>
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>that guy who's not on at least Stoke DnB
>>
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111111
1111111111111111111
>>
>PSV
DOWN AND CONCERNED. DONE MY FUCKING BRAINS IN 2016.
>>
>>64705086
>thinking stoke are a good team just because they have shaqiri
>>
should I reback -0.5 from here????
>>
>>64705166
definitely
>>
>>64705166
Yeah, they were just being nice and let them have an equalizer goal
>>
the dutch are all just awful. bunch of FLAKERS
>>
twitched on Bala Town -1,5
>>
If you don't want Liverpool & Everton to win these two semi-finals you weren't watching football in 1986 or 1989. Fantastic occasions, those
>>
>>64705238
old cunt
>>
>>64705238

>being born before the 90s
>>
>>64705238

>tfw you can spot a Goffpost without even checking now
>>
>>64705254
>>64705271
>replying to Goffposting
>>
>>64705303
feel like scum now. can't believe i missed it
>>
>3
>>
>Not on Liverpool corner handicap
>>
Header off the line by Maltese Hibs
>>
Hibernians +2.5 about to cruise in boys. UAC Tipping on a roll. Cheers again for the money lads xx.

Till next time :^)
>>
>Ibe on for Coutinho

DOWN SUCH SUMS
>>
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>
22222222
>>
>>64705761

Like taking candy from a baby
>>
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>Not on Hibs
>Sweating on u3.5

T-thanks PSV.
>>
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in tears
>>
SPEECHLESS
>>
>Dutch football
>>
K U R T
U
R
T
>>
>PSV will score at least 7 mate
>>
Room absolutely hums right now
>>
NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO, THERES NO DANDRUFF!
>>
>>64705903

see

>>64704321
>>
liverpool score you useless shitters
>>
stoke @4.33 huh
>>
>>64706151
they look utter shit, no ideas. even though liverpool are playing with ""Lucas"" at CB
>>
>>64703080
>they will not win in Carolina.
Seahawks win in Carolina all the fucking time.
>>
Somewhere, Raymond is going full on saliva-from-mouth mad right now.
>>
BIG BOYS ARE UP

MUGS SEETHING
>>
SHARPS WIN AGAIN HUP
>>
RB Brasil U20 two more please lads
>>
Paulista U20 +0.75 is THE bet lids
>>
>>64703080
>brits thinking they have good nfl knowledge
thanks for the chuckle lad
>>
need a new thread like air here lids
>>
My dog ran away:(
>>
I got the new thread lads. 2 seconds
>>
NEW
>>64707844
>>64707844
>>64707844

Forgot /bet/ in the title lol
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