A sunny day in Brazil edition
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If wins cash your winnings and never come back.
If it loses chase your loses till the end of time like the rest of us.
Making this OP was one of my personal /bet/ highlights, come back Ty!
Spoonfeed us pls
I can't believe you're betting on that, it's so cheap
the bookies here don't even offer it, I don't think
I'll have to dust off my 365 acc, that if they offer it for me
How can you not pick up a girl in the library? She's already isolated. You don't have to yell in her ear to get her attention.
>"I could pretend I'm interested in learning more bout that book, but I'm more interested learning more about the girl holding it."
She will giggle. You introduce yourself. Pretend you're interested in what she's saying for 5 minutes. Invite her to the nearest nandos. if she says no ask for her number to meet up another time. If she says yes; you're in. Job done lid.
it's easy money, I don't blame you
the bet in these comps is the big serie A clubs, obvs
palmeiras are chokers
santos are traditional and arguably the best youth rank in brazil, besides not being the most winner of these youth competitions
corinthians tends to win the copinha,
though são paulo (2nd best yth rank) is looking good on this one
fluminense is the 3rd best
(recently globoesporte scavenged data and concluded that gremio and fluminense are the most prolific player formers of players playing in the country. I say that just because someone might shove this on my face as if I wasn't aware)
Any girl who is half decent will go out to a club at some point, frigid bookworm girls are shit in a relationship and not worth the inevitable graft it will take to get them
>sleeping with work colleges
also ends in tears
There are only a handful of girls in my course. That is a non-starter.
I was thinking I could maybe introduce myself and pause to stick a few k on something then show her when she asks.
Nice line. I'll try to use it tomorrow.
Doing nothing for my confidence. I'm getting a haircut soon anyway. What do you suggest, Nicky Clarke?
Any girl will do. But pulling a slag in a club doesnt make great gf material, does it?
>Le excuses man
You'd be surprised how much girls like it when a guy approaches them some place that's not a club, her panties will be moist thinking about you for the next 30 minutes.
Only place you shouldn't approach girls is at the gym. Library is like the hunting grounds you get dropped in at lvl 1 when you start up one of those mmorpg's.
Hooked up with a girl in the library at the end of spring term. Opposite computer to her, gave her the eyes a few times and she slipped a note with her number into the work station and walked off. Basically cummed my pants
Met my current bird in a club so don't see what makes it a bad thing? Saying you don't want a girl that would pull you in a club sounds like a lame excuse from someone who can't get a gf would make. Beggars can't be choosers lid.
Have you ever actually been friends with girls who go out? Especially student girls? A lot of them are experiencing a proper night life for the first time and are pretty shy in the clubs. Especially at the start of the year.
Fine if you are in first year/picking up first year girl. But come on, mate.
Might try this too. Something is bound to work. It's a number game, right?
If she goes home to shag you, who else is she going to go home and shag?
the minimum bet is 2,00
this cunt site rounded up once and I'm stuck in this
I have a 22/1 accy waiting for me argggggggghhhhh
I mean he had great tips before, but Corinthians is one of the favorites to win the tournament, while the other team is filler
And the most important, brazilians in any sport love to style over you when they're better. They don't hold back
No idea why anyone would follow Kurt's bet desu. His only edge was the team being weaker and the market already knew this. Only following his Maltese stuff. No idea why you would follow him for one of the most studies and followed "shrewdies'" competition there is.
Correct. Most people see youth and think it will be value. I havent made a bet on it and have done better than 70% of the people betting on it.
@ 1.775 despite the line being @ 1.62.
Fucking finally. 5(FIVE) days for one lousy innings bet.
Nice ""weather"", Shitney
>Liverpool Legends squad: Bruce Grobbelaar, John Aldridge, Phil Babb, Patrik Berger, Jamie Carragher, Robbie Fowler, Luis Garcia, Steven Gerrard, Stephane Henchoz, Vladimir Smicer, Ian Rush, Jason McAteer, Gary McAllister, Dietmar Hamann, John Arne Riise.
In what world do they lose tomorrow?
Any news on the Aussie XI? I mean that looks a great squad but you've gotta remember a lot of them are into their 40s or older, if the Aussie XI is young enough they might just win simply by being fitter even if less technically skilled.
A month ago these 2 teams met and the Vikings scored 0 (ZERO) points on offense. Unless the weather has some bizarre effect on the game I have see no reason why it won't be a repeat. I expect the Vikings defense to keep it closer this time, but Bridgewater just won't be able to keep up imo.
Only thing I can see ruining things is if the Seahawks all of a sudden decide to hand the ball off to Lynch on every down just because he's back from his injury.
Gerrard alone will run the show
vikings going to get crushed m8, i wouldnt bankroll it but the hawks are absolutely peaking right now and they have lynch coming back, while minnesota are going to be leaning heavily on AP who will likely be playing with back issues.
so what? The panthers have lost 1 game and they have no chance at winning the owl. Wilson has been having the best stretch of his career the last few weeks, hes on another level compared to bridgewater and they have been playing with 2nd and 3rd string runningbacks
>I just took Texans +3.5.
>you will never be a brit living in the U.S with an amazing to hit on cuties with
Are you retarded? The bookies only set the opening line. It drifted and then shortened for the Vikings once the weather reports came out.
It isnt just that the cold favours the Vikings but it will make it a closer game overall.
Got on the knicks like 20 minutes ago but wish I had taken them last night tbqh
>implying every single game in the NFL is played during the winter in cold weather
they just played a winter game in Minnesota in mild conditions during the middle of winter.
6 cold games was probably an overestimate, fool.
>the cold weather will lead to the ball being hard and both teams likely running it more
>russel wilson has bigger hands and is a much better quarterback than TB coming and is coming off a 4000 yard season
>the seahawks have a rested marshawn lynch coming back while the vikings have AP who will play with mild back issues at best.
>the seahawks have much better cornerbacks and can afford to play man to man coverage and pack the box to stop AP
Not him and I don't into NFL at all but if the odds have drifted and shortened since with no significant team news to justify the changes then you can't claim its correctly priced as at the very least the prices have been wrong at some point.
Then again I dunno why I'm responding to obvious troll Aussie shitposter.
>118.6 -- Wilson's passer rating on throws from inside the pocket. Not only was that the top mark among this year's group, but no quarterback in the past three seasons has posted a higher number. Wilson completed 72.8 percent of his passes, averaged 8.75 yards per attempt and tossed 31 touchdowns against seven interceptions when he stayed in the pocket. Since Week 11, the numbers are 77.8 percent, 9.90 YPA, 22 touchdowns and one interception. That equates to a passer rating of 145.1.
I did. The price hasn't moved on the bubblegums at all. Pinnacle had the biggest movement out of everyone at a whole 0.19 on the same line which is fuck all in American football terms
>implying russell wilson doesn't literally have the 2nd most accurate deep ball in the league
?? his short passing is a bit inaccurate but much inproved.
Wilson is an extremely proficient pocket passer. 329 completions on 483 attempts for 68.1% and 4024 yards at 8.3 y/a plus oh yeah, 34 TDs to 8 ints. 500 yards on the ground isn't too shabby either. He did all that while being on course for the sack record over the first half of the season due to some of the worst line play I've ever seen. Plus this nigga dress like blade.
>You are a Seahawks fan arent you?
I am but I will lay the Seahawks if I think they're going to lose or fail to cover the spread. I know football and I know the seahawks. This isn't going to be close. The score might not be dominant but the performance will be. The Vikings and Bridgewater just don't have what it takes against this Seahawks team. I could do a huge write up with a bunch of numbers/observation but the Seahawks are going to take control of the game at some point and not look back.
Unfortunately she's too nice for that.
>"N-nestle! I don't want to see you again because I will just fall in love again!"
That was before I realized no amount of free pussy in the world could replace her.
This helped tbqh. You'll my brothers in arms. :3
They call him the machine. ;)
Think that I just need a change of scenery because I came here principally for her. Going to see if I join Uruguay and Colombia down south. Add another flag to the /bet/ collection!
Maybe you need another relationship now just random hook-ups?
I still care about 2 of my exes but I am not upset about them now. I guess thats a better way if putting it. Not that I completely forget their existence.
>mfw the spurs have their 3rd stringers in the 4th
i hate mormons
The other day talking about how sweet and caring latina girls are I got a feel overdrive
She didn't want to see me ever again, I deleted all her contact info
A week ago it was a year since I said goodbye. She replied that no one ever made her as happy as I did
Been trying just can't say I've been terribly impressed by the girls.
Oh well thanks for the words friend. Kind of just want a better skedge to keep me busy and not have this much down time to think about stuff.
>She replied that no one ever made her as happy as I did
>tfw this happened as well
We will make it hermano. There will be a qt waiting for us at the end of the tunnel.
THIS. So many girls have a bunch of guys on the go just for the attention seeking, I mean I do it with girls too but they are all potential fucks, girls just dont even plan to fuck you at all. cba to invest in a girl anymore unless she is starting 90% of the convos we have.
What was the reason you broke up?
Lads here is the official wildcard weekend acca :)
It wasn't like that. When we were together she even wrote me a letter for me to read in the plane (if I read it ever again I'll cry like a bitch) and told me that in the few weeks we were together I made her happier than any other person. We kept talking a bit through whatsapp and facebook
A couple months later I was going to Brazil again, and told her that I wanted to visit her for a couple weeks. She didn't reply. Some days later I jokingly told her that I promised to paint her but forgot last time.
I had to wait like a week and she replied 'I'm a coward, I don't feel anything, I never felt anything, you're just a friend to me, so it'd be weird if you come'. I told her that I still wanted to see her, and that she shouldn't lie about feeling nothing. She went full american 'I never had feelings, I never wanted feelings, oh my god you should grow up, please be mature and think higher of yourself'
That hit so hard, you can't imagine. Those are the last things she told me, too.
The lesson is that a woman's word has no value over time. What they say may be true for that moment, but the next second it may be gone. I've had several girls asking me to come back, telling me they wanted to come with me, that they missed me, 'who's this girl who liked your status?' and so, only to flake or do even worse things.
I don't hold any grudges though, that's the way they are.
>tfw gf of 4 and a half years said she loves me but isn't in love with me
>tfw this was almost a year ago now
Life truly is suffering
>The lesson is that a woman's word has no value over time. What they say may be true for that moment, but the next second it may be gone
This is true. Very true. Although I wouldnt get so emotional over someone you knew for a few weeks m8
Yeah well love isnt real, it is just your body saying 'reproduce with this person' and making you feel feelings to entice you into doing it. It's all lust.
Things can change a girls mind so easily, especially young girls today. The slightest thing can knock them and suddenly they have less faith in you or look at you a little different and then it starts to crumble.
I think there is a small % of girls who are more loyal and stable in relationships but these are hard as fuck to find in modern times.
>Five weeks ago Minnesota was crushed 38-7 by the Seahawks at home, who played half the game with a practice squad player at RB
we can do this all day. Rasms are the seahawks kryptonite
Various reasons really.
>Felt I was a kid for not having a "serious" job
>Always reckoned I was an "elitist" brat because in Dominican terms I come from an upper-middle class family and she from the lower class which made her and especially all her friends and family feel "uncomfortable" around me
>To add to the previous point reckoned I was a mama's boy and had everything handed to me and never struggled in life as she had
Plenty more, but rather keep the drama to a minimum. In the end she just felt I wasn't enough of a "man" for her. Which is understandable a lot of relationships in South America are between a 40 year old man and a girl in her mid-20s so they have certain expectations.
Try 3 years mate. You're right though. Damn 'em all.
Adding to that last note my 60 year old uncle started to date a girl who's 21 and younger than almost all his kids. So I suppose there is plenty of time left!
The worst feels bruv.
I think it was the other way around, not that you weren't man enough but she felt inadequate because a supposed class difference
Latins seem to have a strong class prejudice, even against themselves. I've seen lots of yuros and americans mistake this for racism but it's coincidental
Is the Twente game priced up yet? Might go HAM on Genk.
With any other girl I'd agree with you, but in this case it wasn't. She was older than me and further ahead in life than me so it really was that simple.
Feel for you if you had a tenner or more on.
I just read where you called Vikings Jarred Allen the best D linemen of all time in /NFL/
I can't fucking breathe
Will have to wait for teams obviously, but Twente is in ROO-INS. They heavily overspent a few seasons ago and are now bankrupt and in the pits of the Eredivisie. All their "star" players want to leave and haven't shown any motivation in months.
I mean, at least we meet up every once in awhile and have sex, but goddamn was that rough. She was perfect: nice, friendly white girl with a big ass. Both lost our virginity to each other too
Congrats bruv. You managed the great escape and find a price while doing so.
>Le modern American repeated break-up sex
Already going to have a bit on Genk DNB on BetVictor.
Well desu I was actually really good bf and all her friends thought I was perfect. All my friends thought she was a bitch. I gave her many chances but all she wanted to do was fight.
>allen on the vikings
is what i said. i compared his 3-4 year stretch to watts. never said allen was the best. he did have 22 sacks in a season though which got everyone comparing him to people he obviously wasnt. similar to watts
Dunno why I always imagined that the girl loses her virginity to some guy then he breaks her heart then starts the cycle off. I thought finding a still pure girl and not breaking her heart would result in us never breaking up. Too bad she was crazy.
>CHA/PHX under 223.5
>Kemba Walker rebounds+assists o9.5
made several other shitty bets but I'm up overall
Fucking nice brehs
In what way? Until recently I always envisioned the perfect relationship with a girl, and having the 'high' of the first 6-8 months together last forever. This never happens though. So now I dont know what I want. Although it is always the girl who falls out of love with me first.
I thought oneitis was a teenage/beta thing you get before you have sex?
She was my gf for a while so I guess she was a oneitis at that time? I was with other girls before and after her though.
I'm absolutely sick of this shit on /sp/. This isn't bro culture. This is borderline sucking-another-man's-dick culture. You faggots need to wake up and realize this is a board for SPORTS, not group therapy. Take this shit to /r9k/. None of you will ever get a girlfriend, but will come here to talk about how you thought you had a chance with a girl, but missed out on it. Then the other 50 of the same cockslobbers on this board will hit you up with the "I know that feel, bro." It's the same thing, day in day out. There are sports on right now. "But I don't follow that sport, it's boring." Well guess fucking what? Who cares? If you wanted to talk about your faggy feels with other beta males, do it on some other board or down at your local mall's Hot Topic store. You cancers need to leave this board and come back when you have something worthwhile to contribute. Bro culture my fucking ass.
What are you complaining about bruv? It's not like you can bet on anything worthwhile anyway.
Trip up and post some tips bruv. I'll be waiting.
And to the both of you; please have sex. ;^)
>Mugs still not following my world shrewd tips..... Zzzzzz maybe I need to trip up
>Anthony Vescio @vesh88 3h3 hours ago That girl was Craig Foster's daughter and he looked so proud to have her there but it looked very inappropriate the way he was showing it
Does this make it better or worse?
overs smacked already, waiting for inplay
>Please find the following tournament confirmed:
>2016-03-15 2016-03-20 Beach Volley FIVB Vitoria Open - Vitoria, BRA
Nowhere, was just joking.
I'm too scared to tip my own, especially on horses. Was just being an after-time knob.
Star wars is at over 1.5 billion in 20 days and hasn't even launched in China yet...
Avatar did 2.78 billion over a 7 month run.
I didn't bet on it but I'd be shocked if the bet doesn't win
what was the name of that iceland league group/guy that /bet/ has had success with? a cup match is on later tonight
also can anyone fill me in on the brazil cup? have there been a lot of misprices, or trends to look out for?
League Teams 1 X 2
Sky Bet League 1 Wigan vs Gillingham 1,90 3,20 3,70
I did some research and IMO there is decent value in away team. Here are some quick stats:
Gillingham is 2nd and Wigan is 5th
Wigan has played 1 match less
Gillingham is at 4 win streak
In last 6 games Wigan scored 1,66 goals while Gillingham scored 3
I find decent value in away team. My bookie offers me Gillingham DnB odds @ 2,50 and I believe it should be a decent pick.
The other pick I'll take will be Gillingham (+1) @ 1,70
>struggling to gauge the literal who-ness of porta romana u19s
>depths of italian regional junior football, can't even find a team from the league who has played with the big u19 boys from serie a teams
i really really want to bet on this but i'm scared, the rain doesn't help either though it's on turf atleast
overs might be worthwhile, never looked into deeper into the league but remember following one guy's bets on them a while back with great success, cyprus might be worthwhile for overs too, unless you got some personal feelings towards them my plump hairy friend
lel, line was at -4.25 now -2.5 after 15 minutes, good on you lad
will probably swerve it here, or small on fiore 2nd half, reckon romana doesn't have much of a bench, don't think they can play such an equal game for long either
an empathic tear rolls down my cheek, they were pretty much equal for the first 25 minutes
i couldn't get down to the bottom of it, but porta romana u19s are indeed the literalest of whos
>Literally blocked out the actual thing he bet on
>I-I tipped it guys!
pmsl you little slug. I'm already on, but better to aftertime than be called out when your tip loses right. Good thing it's fixed. ;^)
first one of the morocco games was 2-2 in the 18th min.
>tears if you weren't on
>easiest money ever
also tears at olympiacos conceding.
ht/ft @4.0 now but I doubt they'll be THAT shameless
or brits who never write about bets anyway.
also, al shabab ht @2.75 looks decent based on rball.
I read a tip somewhere and was also on prematch (home team miss their best player and have crappy goalkeepers)
the zzzzz was cute and me chuckle but you really went overboard with the memeing there, apply yourself
not to mention Kish is most likely a smoking hot blatino working as a chat lady to get by
Al shabab goal a bit too late.
But #2 morocco game ended 2-1 (hw odds reached 101)
Srsly if having all the league odds for u/o the same doesn't scream misprice, I don't know what does.
Which one of these was pulling the strings?
right to left: boss's brother, boss, disfigured hitman #1, disfigured hitman #2, disposable student henchman #1 and #2
guy in front with the hoodie is a rogue psychic from the anti-corruption kebab alliance who caused the penalty miss with his psychic powers
trust me i'm a slav, i know organized crime. these men might as well be gypsies, i know those too
>give three penalties during the game
>give a free kick on the edge of the box in the 93rd min
Cunt, deserves to be fat
He didn't, one player went down injured and he wasn't arsed waiting for him to get back up so he blew for FT
What to bet for Wigan vs Gillingham
Gillingham is unbeaten last 4 games, sit in 2nd in League one while Wigan sits in 5th.
The game takes place at Wigans home ground though.
In August these two teams faced at Gillingham won 2-0
Why are scratchcards so popular now?
Weren't much of a thing 10 years ago and now they're huge business yet it seems they've barely been advertised or anything. Just happened overnight.