/heem/: When Will They Learn? Edition

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for Datsik

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First for Uncle Dana

loooooooooool

2nd for Schaub

>>64688814
what is this from?

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>>64688832
>he doesn't have fightpass

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>>64688793
goddamn kuck. i had a new bread fresh and ready for delivery.

It feels good knowing that i can

>>64688832
Dana's new show where he picks fight in the street. In every episode a former fighter coaches him

>>64688888

>>64688855
Oh fuck what was that, thanks for the webm lad

>>64688853
quick being an unfunny overweight fat fucking american shill and tell me what this is from

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>tfw /heem/ made the front page of Reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3zewco/making_love_with_her_eyes/

>>64688884
>>64688888
Now thats something let me tell ya goofs

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>>64688888
>he doesn't get to watch all the great original programming

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>>64688888

>wasting quints on this shit

THATS FUCKING ILLEGAL

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>>64688814
Is that really Dana? Goddamn

>>64688884
>>64688888
Impressive. Imagine how proper it would have been had you tagged your own post tho.

holy shit i got quints for the first time

mama i did it

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>>64688888
>mfw quints on /heem/

>>64688880
id watch it

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>>64688943
>but he still doesn't have fight pass

>>64688943
MOM BABY WE DID IT! YEEEAAAHHH!

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Whenever I'm peaking in a set and its getting down to the grueling pain, I imagine a boxing or mma icon to the side of me, shouting encouragement.

Similarly, when I do a push up set, I imagine them doing the set with me. I work harder and push myself more every time.

Today, it was fabricio werdum.

>>64688983

>no known weakness
>yfw prime Vitor was invincible

>>64688983
>no known weaknesses
>USADA

ALTITUDE

>>64688983
>no known weaknesses
>tfw Vitor was jesus

>>64688994
randy beat him back then though

So now that Lesnar is out of the picture due to his diverticulitis, do you think that John "The Prototype" Cena could have a shot at the belt?

>>64689019
How do you beat a man that you can't see?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ZRZ10rlGQ

UHWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB

>>64688983
I always remember to take my True Revival Touch before I get into a long period of training

>>64689124
Still can't believe this fight is happening, and the UFC is unironically using the term "sea level Cain" during broadcasts.

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>>64688888

>quick being

>>64689124

That's YOU AND ME tier

>>64689165
Sea level Cain vs Motivated BJ vs Chuck with that look in the eyes

who wins?

>>64689216
Deer meat Hendricks.

Name 5 non-heavyweights who would unironically beat Brendan Schaub in a sanctioned fight.

Did Holm KO'ing Ronda the only female KO victory in the UFC?

>>64689273

>That sentence

I'm so sorry lads, but you know what I mean right?

>>64689258
JBJ, Gus, DC, Romero, Rumble, Conor

>>64689273
ronda alexis davis

>inb4 it wasn't one

that's what it's recorded as so shut up

>>64689273
Ronda knocked out Bethe

>>64689292
It's okay, basic reading comprehension isn't required to post on a taiwanese fishing website like this one.

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>>64689331

>>64689331

I have the flu and barely slept last night. Though that's not a good excuse for hitting submit on that post.

Already forgot about this >>64689329
I guess in hindsight it doesn't really register cause Bethe tagged her with every punch she threw in those 30 seconds.

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What are some good fights to get a friend interesting in mma?

>>64689388

Lawler vs. Condweet

http://youtu.be/i-Gcmtvz03g
@3:13

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who is one ufc fighter you would not let get close if you saw them in person?

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What event/fight would you lads like to have witnessed in person the most?

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>>64689388

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrwJQhCSLRo

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>>64689124
>nobody has incorporated Rogan's "OOOHHHHHHH" into a wubstep song yet

>>64689486
UFC 189 hands down

Edgar vs Maynard II is the way to go I believe.

Yoel Roidmero has been tested 6 (six) times by USADA

>>64689486
I would have loved to have been invited to one of Arianny's Abu Dhabi events 2bh

>>64689486

193 main event

:)

>>64689486

UFC 194

>>64689532
Yoel Romero is turning 39 in April

>>64689388
Griffin vs Bonnar
Mir vs Nogueira
Lawler vs MacDonald
Almost any Jon Jones fight

>>64689532

And this is how we know USADA tests are 100% beatable

>>64689532
>>64689557

He's a former Olympian and has good genetics.

>>64689578

There's good genetics, and then there's "good genetics"

Bellator needs to stop being Gaylator and remove UFC from the monopoly spot. Just give fighters bigger wages and watch them all come around. Fuuuuck Dana White, he'll pay when he sees fighters leave his scams for a better paycheck.

Good to see that Brazil got banned for posting that off-topic image. Notice how clean and on topic we are with the fight discussion now?

>>64689601
Sorry you had to see this

>>64689601
>Just give fighters bigger wages
I'm glad the solution is that easy, thanks for the input

>>64689637
How is it possible for a man who is not a bitch to like Dana White?

>>64689660
Sry forgot that you're a cuckold>>64689637

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>>64689660
>>64689672
>it's the /pol/ swede

>>64689532
>you can't be fit at 38 years old

He's been an athlete his whole life not some random guy who popped out of nowhere

>>64689468
Alexander Emelianenko

>>64689601
Are you this daft?

>why don't we just make more money????

>>64689124
jesus fucking christ
UFC suck so bad at that stuff, so they just pile on the sensory overload

>>64689601
>long contracts hard to run out
>premiere promotion and spotlight
>will bury you for not signing early
>6 months exclusive negotiation
>1 year matching clause
Zuffa has this on lockdown

>>64689744
Oh wait... shit... uh... fuck, I don't know...

>>64688814

Wait, I thought uncle dana was more curvy desu

>>64689486
Fedor vs Cro Cop

>>64689737

This is what most people fail to understand tbqh.

Same thing with Sage.

If you've been an athlete who competes at an elite level a considerable part of your life you're going to look good whether you're 38 or 19.

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>>64689315

>Conor

Just watched Lookin for a Fight. What a great show. I might actually maintain a fight pass subscription for this. Serra is a hilarious. I laughed when he was talking shit to Tooth for touching his hair and then touching the taffy. Also how can Tooth eat a canoli if he's vegan?

Some pretty good heems too.

>>64689815

Hi sage

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Posting this again
http://strawpoll.me/6450271/

>>64689809

>still doubting

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>>64689839

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>>64689839

Here lads

>>64689850

>conor unironically beating a dude who has almost a hundred pounds on him

Okay la, he will beat him la

Silly silly vs Barao

http://youtu.be/MxXjNyRv1uo

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>>64689876

NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT LEFT

I SEE STIFFNESS IN BIG BROWN

>>64689833
Hi /r/mma

>>64689877
Great fucking fight, I think Cruz might be fucked here

Sage Northcutt

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>>64689839
IT SURE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S WELL PREPARED FOR HOLY HOLM ROUND 2

Conor's "visualization" will crumble once he faces a superior opponent like RDA.

Quality banter between Artem and Saul.

>>64689839

I would be rooting for her hard in the rematch if instead of this she'd post footage of her in the gym like bonny Jones.

Is she trying to get sympathy from her fans cause all this just proves is that her entire tough not a DNB act was a marketing facade.

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forgot pic

>>64690076
Artem is an irrelevant faggot who cant fight

>>64690076

Saul's already beaten this journeyman. No point to prove tbqh.

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>>64690076
twitter banter truly is pathetic

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>>64690076
>arse

>>64689906
You clearly haven't seen his fight against Gonzaga

>>64690076
Both guys are practically begging for a spot on the London card.

>>64688814
dana on the roids again

>>64690177
Is that the silva/bisping card?

>>64689493
Searched for "Joe Rogan remix" on Youtube just to see if there was anything, interesting results desu

>>64690207
ya

>>64688814
He's a big guy

>>64688814
I died when Serra said something like
>I knew I was gonna have to take my shirt off, so ive been easing up on the pizza. You mighta sawr an ab.

Sad that there are people on here so poor they cant scrounge $10 a month to watch the matt serra comedy hour.

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>leave Robbie to me

>>64690248
>It's legit
Why on Earth would someone want to hack Weidman's account?

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>leave Conor to me

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>>64690289
Where is CM punk realistically going with his UFC "career"?

How the fuck did he get the dumb idea to become an MMA fighter?

>>64690308
>hack
>type in "jointheteam" in the password field

>>64690324
>Where is CM punk realistically going with his UFC "career"?

Ask his bank account that question.

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>mfw a sneaky leprechaun steal my gold in 13 seconds flat

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>>64690324

>Not wanting the memes

Get in my mount broo!

>>64690324
>likes watching mma
>does wrestling
>gets offered a contract by dana
>gets paid and will most likely never fight

why wouldn't he become an "mma fighter"

>>64690340
I doubt he needs the money
If that was the case he'd stick to mandrama where he'd make far more

CM PUNK IS A MUUUUNSTER

UNDEFEATED IN THE OCTAGON

>>64690360
>not wanting more money

>>64690380

>in the last year CM Punk has a better record than Aldo

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>Bruce Buffer will unironically say "With a Mixed Martial Arts record of 0 wins and 0 losses"

>>64690396
>implying he won't say "Making his MMA debut"

dumb fucking idiot

>>64690396
He'll just say "this mixed martial artist is making his professional debut"

>>64689747
Holy fuck you really know nothing about the UFC.
Dana White alone is worth 350 million dollars and the UFC made profit of 600 million in 2015.

>>64690383
Did you miss the second part of the post? More money would come from sticking to mandrama, I doubt Dana's shelling out the kind of cash they are. Even Brock stayed with them because he was offered more

>>64689258
rockhold, corey anderson, rumble, jones, DC

>>64688918

Now why would you and suicide from that?

>>64690422

He's making a ton of money for just showing up and shilling shit, he doesn't have to do mandrama matches which hurt.

>>64690324
>How the fuck did he get the dumb idea to become an MMA fighter?

Look I know everyone on heem is a keyboard karate fag. Never been in a fight or trained. But I train a Roofus Sport. I'm probably the only person on /heem/ who trains. With that said he's one of my teammates. I asked him why and he looked into my eyes and he told me "this isn't CM Punk talking to you, this is Phil Brooks talking to you I can do this". He told me how he watched MMA fights and told me how he knows he could defeat everyone from 155 up to 185. He told me how he watched Hendrick/Lawler,GSP/Condit, Sanchez/Gilbert,Zombie/Porier, and told me he sees weakness when he sees them. He sees a lot of holes in their games. How he could exploit them and defeat all of them easily. He also told me that he can tell everyone in WW can't take a punch. And if Diaz was able to drop Robbie with some pitter patter shit then he will have no problem knocking out Robbie or anyone. How they have no power. How Undertaker,Brock,Cena, and even Goldust all hit him harder than anyone in MMA can. He believes in himself and that's all he needs. Now just believe me.

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>>64688983

Unless you kidnap the sister.

>>64690360

It's not exclusively about the money. He's trained BJJ with Rener and if Dana called you saying he wanted to sign you to UFC, would you say no?

1. You'll be doing something you're interested in.
2. You will make a lot of money out of it. Way more than 99% of the people working there.

Even if he gets completely potatoe'd he's still going to make money.

>>64689258
any 185er can probably easily beat schaub

>>64690360

The mandrama schedule is the most ridiculous work schedule in any profession on Earth. Not even the president of the US works the kind of dates those people do.

How to spot a casual with keywords:

>conduit
>dillasnake
>lesnar
>mcgoat

>CARLOS IS A HECK OF A FIGHTER MAANG

I love Robbie's voice tbqh

>>64690446
Eventually he'll have to fight, and I think he'll take more damage from the fight than from the wrestling matches.
Though that said all Dana has to do is give him some shitter, watch the buys go up and then he can reitre after his one win

>>64690545
>Almost loses the fight
>Immediately says he's up for a rematch
The Blood King is a madman

>>64690567
>almost

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>>64690580

>>64690580
Lawler 2,3 and 5 mane
I can see it

Go watch the fight again lad, it's fun af anyways

>>64690517
Or if they use the word casual

am i banned?

>>64690567
Robbie was too busy looking at Condit to notice he could just blast him as he comes in.

>scoring meme kicks

TAKES A LOTTA ENERGY TO BE A ROCKSTAR

>>64690701

>Getting KO'd by a spinning meme kick
>State of our current MW "champion"

>>64690642
y-yes

>>64690638
You just used it.
Checkmate atheists.

So /heem/ how do you see Sage Northcutt's career going?

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>tfw no fights this week

>>64690812

>LW champ
>WW Champ
>MW Champ
>LHW Champ

Maybe HW champ if he feels up for it

>>64690818
Give me you addres and I'll give you a fight

anybody got the vid of cruz owning dillashaw? it got taken down on youtube apparently he made dillashaw look really stupid

>>64690846
http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Dominick_Cruz_Dominates_TJ_Dillashaw_in_Trash_Talking/10119213
>snek in da grass
>dummy

What's next for TJ?

>>64688814
I think Dana is on more than whiskey.

P1: https://youtu.be/Aejfv6GLhws
P2: https://youtu.be/z9KBF8QPzAw
P3: https://youtu.be/RR_0WnbyAqY

>>64690916
no thanks reddit

I miss chubby Dana!

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Dustin Poirier: $84,000 (includes $42,000 win bonus)
Joseph Duffy: $20,000

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who else /feels/ for Honda?

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>>64690902

>>64690926
I have no idea what Reddit like or dislikes. How do you know?

>>64690902
thank you based brit bro

Cruz is master bantz

>>64690818
that would probably still kill you

>>64690955
Tell her to stop being a big meanie then I'll feel for her

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>>64690946
>"Chad went from 43,000 to half a rock flat! And that's just to show up to get your ass whooped!!"

>>64690967
forever a boy

>>64690946
dustin's little peahead is gonna get removed

>>64690946

>104k combined
>Conor made 11 mill his last fight

>>64690980
To me thats not bantz, thats Curz being a fight analyst. He is goat. That snake is the grass is stuck in the mud

>>64690955

Hey Ronda, maybe you should be an overly emotional cunt and people would genuinely like you dummy.

>>64691012
sure he did

>>64691012
>>Conor made 11 mill his last fight
proofs?

>>64691094
Primary Source: Conor
Secondary Source: Dee

>>64690970
>>64690926

those fucking cucks, this is literally on the front page
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3zewco/making_love_with_her_eyes/

>>64690902
Wait, why did TJ claim his MMA record was way better when Cruz is 20-1?

>>64691033
its cerebral shit talking. dillastupid is just too stupid to get in a war of words with cruz but like you said hes also a fight analyst so his iq of fighting is way higher

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Focada, centrada, disciplinada. || Focused, disciplined.

>>64691141
Dominick has 3 fights in the UFC

>>64691208
Didn't he specifically say MMA record though? I'd check but I'm on a tablet and shit's a bit slow

>>64690955

not me

>>64690946
If already posted my bad. The none of our fucking business post.

Main Card (Pay-per-view)
Robbie Lawler ($500,000 + no win bonus = $500,000) def. Carlos Condit ($315,000)
Stipe Miocic ($60,000 + $60,000 = $120,000) def. Andrei Arlovski ($250,000)
Albert Tumenov ($20,000 + $20,000 = $40,000) def. Lorenz Larkin ($36,000)
Brian Ortega ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. Diego Brandao ($36,000)
Abel Trujillo ($20,000 + $20,000 = $40,000) def. Tony Sims ($12,000)

Preliminary Card (FOX Sports 1)
Michael McDonald ($20,000 + $20,000 = $40,000) def. Masanori Kanehara ($14,000)
Alex Morono ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. Kyle Noke ($26,000)
Justine Kish ($10,000 + $10,000 = $20,000) def. Nina Ansaroff ($10,000)
Drew Dober ($13,000 + $13,000 = $26,000) def. Scott Holtzman ($12,000)

Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass)
Dustin Poirier ($42,000 + $42,000 = $84,000) def. Joseph Duffy ($20,000)
Michinori Tanaka ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. Joe Soto ($20,000)
Sheldon Westcott ($10,000 + $10,000 = $20,000) def. Edgar Garcia ($10,000)

50K bonuses


Fight of the Night --- Robbie Lawler vs. Carlos Condit

Performance of the Night --- Stipe Miocic

Performance of the Night --- Michael McDonald

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>>64691227

>Jones 1st
>Werdum,DC,Rockhold below Aldo

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TJ could have thrown some cheeky banter to Cruz but he's not smart enough

>K-keep talking
>I'm going to knock your ass out
>My UFC record is better than yours

>>64691012

>Conor made 11 mill his last fight

I'd be shocked if he even made a mill.

>>64691227
Is there even a point pointing out the bullshit in this list

What's the best UFC promo video ever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fodfCEuTzgE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUqemCdwYog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIYt6vNLFgw

>>64691261
Some people just aren't quick witted.

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2016 we r ready for war!! Can't wait.

>>64691251
How is Lawler making so much? $500,000 is pretty insane considering he doesn't really seem to be a massive draw. He puts on top fights, but his name isn't really on the tongue of casuals or anything

>>64691227

The only right thing about this is that Jones is no. 1. Everything else is wrong.

>>64691254
he would fit right in an ISIS beheading video

>>64691275
Either this; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnAxKohNpOQ, or this; https://vimeo.com/19996239
GSP always got the best promo treatment.

>>64691296
Strikeforce contract and then he kept on winning in the UFC, I suppose

>>64691294

Where's Chad?

>>64691300
he's too short 2bh, it's bad PR to make the caliphate look like a bunch of over compensating manlets

>>64691314
based UK

gsp/shields promo was GOAT

>>64691275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK3_q3RQAWU

>>64691296

>Champ
>Two defences
>Doesn't deserve 500k

Dana please

>>64691294
>Team Alpha Cucked by Paige

>>64691346
It's the opposite desu, I'm surprised Dana's willing to shell out that much

>>64691322
He was having nightmares about his 2015 again so they put him in the ASMR chamber

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Hahahahah

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I got so spoiled in December I expect for there to be at least 4 fight cards in a month now, with a card happening every week

Thanks Dana

>>64691273
Not really m8, at this point I assume the whole thing exists just to irritate people

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When the 194 Embeddeds were comng out and McGregor was doing all the mewvement I couldn't stop laughing

Now it looks like more and more fighters are following suit. Maybe it's not the meme I thought it was

>>64691314
I've never seen that Shields/GSP promo. It was pretty cool.

>>64691294
Where's Chad, and Benavidez,and Castillo, and PVZ? Snakes?

>>64691395

Jones has the best bantz tbqh pham.

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>>64691430
Benavidez is in Colorado currently
https://www.instagram.com/p/BABIa_um-4p/

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>>64691261
>When Dominick asked him how are you going to beat me

>>64691478

FABER GETTING KEKED

>>64691429
>following suit

naw mate just because mcgregor did an embedded first doesn't mean he invented it Cruz and Dillashaw deserve more crdit

>>64691478
>garbrant to Jackson
>benavidez to peanut butter man
>Chad to suicide
how long does alpha male have left?

>>64691478

That's where Chad needs to go.

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>Everyone is too much of a coward on /heem/ to stand & bang with me

>>64691478
Goddamn Australia I just having a kek. What the fuck?

>>64691543
I'll let you bang. I let you bang.

>>64688855
please tell me this webm is from that weigh in that joe had a rod on the whole time

>>64691543

YOU CAN'T TAKE ME RIGHT

NO ONE CAN

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>>64691543
>implying you're not scared shitless of getting in my guard

Goodnight /heem/

Lawler won round 3.

>>64691572
Bro I bet you don't even fight with Pride rules

>>64691251

Wow, the real robbery is McDonald winning sub of the night and not T-City

>>64691594
>rules
>in a street fight

Hope you got goggles for Christmas, bud

>>64691579
shut the fuck up, he did not you stupid dick

>>64691478
>midget
>will never get a belt
>has a rat face

How did Benavidez land Olivi?
Just how?

>>64691579
night, you're right

>>64691624
McDonald's was better due to the transititon

>>64691543

Listen, the fight can go anywhere I want it to. I can stand and bang or I can put you on your back and control you from there. Black belt under Damian Maia, rolled a couple of times with members of the Gracie family, did a teaching seminar in Brazil during my holiday there.

Even so, I don't think you'd be able to threaten me standing. Rafael Cordeiro was my striking coach. My boxing, my footwork, agility, athleticism, mobility, understanding of movement, legit one punch knock out power, leg kicks, step in elbows, oblique kicks. I don't know, I just don't see how you think you're a threat to me standing up.

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>>64691629
You need rules when you're a karate black belt so you don't take it too far and kill every baka that steps to you

>>64691651
h-he's very charismatic

>>64691650
pretty sure two judges scored it for him which in turn means he won it

>>64691651

Better personality than all the lanklets on 4chan confirmed

>>64691655

lol what?

T-City sunk a standing anaconda, landed in side control, rolled backwards over his own shoulder into a mounted one armed guillotine, got reversed and landed on his back, and immediately sunk a triangle from guard

that is way, way better than escaping a choke and taking your opponents back for a rear naked. Rear naked choke? lol come on

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>>64691651
Olivi is cucking him with a black guy, her google+ account proves it

>>64691699

Yes the same judge who scored 30-27 to someone who lost 2 rounds.

>>64691699

>outstruck 2:1

>opponent throws 300% of the strikes you throw

>win round without a takedown, submission attempt or knockdown

>>64691714

>MUH T-SHITTY

He's gonna get rekt as soon as he fights someone good

>>64690638

>being this casual

y m8?

>>64691736
notice how I dismantled your argument so you abandoned it?

oh pardon me, of course you did lmaooo

>>64691543
i legit used to box, granted i was garbage compared to everyone else. i think i can take you tough guy

>>64691714
And Kanehara had full mount on McDonald going in for a tight head in arm choke until McDonald sweeped him and scrambled onto his back

>>64691012

Schaub makes 100k per webcast, he'll make more money than Conor within a few years.

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>>64691733
Love thumps can hardly be considered strikes
>Condit fanboys are still butthurt
I'd call a doctor if I were you

>>64691783
I still think Ortega's was better. Getting out of the choke was way more impressive on McDonald's part that taking Kanehara's back and sinking the rear naked

>>64691806

Are you his publicist? How much does he pay you to keep his brand relevant on a website with an MLP board?

>>64691806
i think hes making more now. fox gave him his own tv show

>>64691543
>all these keybard warriors
Seriously? How the fuck do you guys live with yourselves? We got a bunch of fucking faggots saying they could heem everyone here but no one, and I mean no one here ever has. I've heemed people, not just out but I mean permanent heemed them. Them sleepy forever. I was a Marine. I served as a Forward Observer and Field Radio Operator for Hotel Battery, Third Batallion, Fourteenth Marines, Fourth Marine Division. I'm a black belt fourth degree Konoshiny in the Marines Martial Arts. That means I'm taught to kill, not knock people out,I mean straight up kill. Rip out throats,snap necks with one hand, heart punches, rip out your finger bones and stab you with them. I'm a monster,straight up. If the UFC offered a super secret "Kill of The Night" bonus I would win that shit in a heartbeat. You guys say "I bet I could heem everyone here". I'll take you up on your bet because I FUCKING KNOW I could heem everyone here to the living death. Next time you fucking type some stupid shit that you're gonna beat someone up think again about what you're typing and who you're typing it to. Cause it might be me.

>>64691733
go watch the round condit threw baby shit that barely connected, Lawler threw actual punches, Condit must have thought he was sparring

>>64691807
>Love thumps can hardly be considered strikes

The rules explicitly state that volume is the most important factor dude

It doesn't say one single word about how much damage is done. It says that effective striking is who lands more strikes.

>>64691830

Schaub matters more than you so why even bring it up?

>>64691846
>go watch the round condit threw baby shit

flying knee to the face

baby shit

lol

>2 days later
>still getting baited by Britain when there's nothing you can do about it

Condit won, but why are you guys having the same argument still?

>>64691853
No they do not, they state that both significant strikes and the number of strikes landed are the most important.
Condit's little love taps do not count as strikes therefore he loses.

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>>64691723
Noke was robbed though...

>>64691873
Only strike of note he landed in Round 3.
Meanwhile Lawler landed like 4 hard shots off of that, not to mention his counter right hands and counter elbow.

>>64691843
>rip out your finger bones and stab you with them

Are there any martial arts films where this has actually happened?

>>64691736
>He's gonna get rekt as soon as he fights someone good

That's what casuals say about every single up and coming exciting fighter, see Conor.
You should shut the fuck up instead of draining the fun out of everything.

What does fighting feel like?

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>>64691875
>Condit Won
I guess that's why he's the champion now right?
OH WAIT

NEVER EVER

>>64691843
Thanks for the fresh pasta m8

>>64691927
Kek I don't even like Condit that much but the stats prove it

>I will keep saying Robbie won cause he literally won even though he didn't deserve it

>>64691909
If he's still on the juice he'll do well

Why is the UFC allowed to monopoly MMA? Isn't there some law that stops this from happening?

They killed the sport.

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>>64691843
>I served as a Forward Observer and Field Radio Operator for Hotel Battery, Third Batallion, Fourteenth Marines, Fourth Marine Division.

>>64691953
>muh stats regardless of context
Go back to point karate, faggot.

>>64691879
you might want to check the rules there bud lol

you're dumb by the way

>>64691903
Too bad the rules don't once mention how hard a shot is then, eh? lol you funny guys

http://www.mmamania.com/2016/1/4/10708642/ufc-expected-announce-holly-holms-next-fight-early-as-this-week-mma

>>64691988
>Canadians being retarded yet again
http://abcboxing.com/Unified_Rules_of_MMA_Judging_Criteria.pdf

>>64692036
>>64692036

lol why didn't you link the UFC rules bud?

oh pardon me, we both know why lmaooo
>http://www.ufc.com/discover/sport/rules-and-regulations#14

>>64691398
There are multiple spicy bangers before the month ends calm down casual.

>>64692051
Because the UFC rules are outdated and the provided PDF shows the changing of terminology from 'damage' to 'effective' and exactly what effective striking means

>>64692081
You got BTFO'd, and you've known you were BTFO'd since you googled the UFC rules, realized that they literally prove you wrong, and scrambled to find something else

hope you enjoyed it, ya fuckin idiot lmao

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>>64692112
>Literally can't even respond
Canadians are the dumbest "people" to have ever existed

britbro is bringing major bantz

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ITT: Things Carlos Condit doesn't have

>>64689877
He will have no chance against Cruz. He only looked good because Barao just stands in front of him all the time, his striking accuracy is still weak and he has been knocked out by Dodson in the past, so he is susceptible to go down himself.

>That picture

Are we posting things England will never have?

>>64691322
Out hunting deer where he was before the Conor fight.

>>64692081
>>64692123
>UFC rules are outdated
>links a PDF from 2012

The UFC link canada posted even says "Effective striking is judged by determining the total number of legal strikes landed by a contestant."

>>64692163
As a counterpoint: Cruz has not fought against high level competition for 5 years, his last fight was a year and a half ago and he goes for more accurate striking and as such does not to tend to weigh in on his punches,

>>64691873
Wasn't even to the face, and ok, thats one actual strike and 20 baby ones

Did Rogan talk about 195 on today's podcast? If not I won't listen.

>>64692188
And those rules are from before 2012.

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>>64692174
Except we have the current FW and future LW champion

>>64692209

Yeah he said Robbie clearly won

>>64692240
Seems plausible, but where are you getting that info? Can't find any publication date on the page

>>64692257

I said England, not Ireland.

>>64692209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0maW69GF3Q

5 mins in and he's talking about building a house with weed

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>>64692159
not strictly true my man

>>64692262
>Robbie clearly won

under pride rules maybe

>>64692262
I'm not sure if you're having a giggle m8, do you know where Rogan starts talking about the fight?

>>64692281
theyre talking about bread

>>64692290
Interm titles are memes

>>64692336
okay 4 mins

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>>64692272
>Seems plausible

There is a PDF link on the UFC rules page that links to a similar document without a date on it that doesn't contain the "damage" addendum.

There have been countless decisions where people get pissed and argue that one fighter should have won because they did more damage, but the win is awarded to the fighter who had a higher volume of striking. It happens all the time and people complain about it all the time.

The decision on Saturday is actually the only decision I can think off offhand where a fighter that was outstruck by that margin was awarded a win based on the damage they did.

>>64692343
Carwin was for real

>>64691998
I think a lot of people are going to be surprised.

>>64692352
That is legitimately scary. Can you imagine having a mild disagreement with him and he gets angry and suddenly does that to you?

>>64692352
why do people even listen to this nerd? What are his credentials on the mat?

>>64692240

>those rule are from before 2012.

>the very first page includes the Strawweight division

>>64692380

>beta bitch confimed

>>64692352

I CAN'T LET YOU GET CLOSE

>>64692399
You do realise the SW division has existed before the UFC created theirs?

>>64692380
lmfao

>>64692352
How often do you think Ariel gets this treatment?

>>64692360
Oh I'm agreeing with you here, there just wasn't a clear date on the official UFC page so I couldn't tell one way or the other if he was right

>>64692352
What's the name of this guy?

>>64692443

Doofus McCuck

>>64692443
Robin Black, does excellent, technical fight analysis.