/heem/

>>64682073
1st for Schaub

>>64682073

>Black girls with permed hair

When will this meme end?

>>64682095
he looks like a goof now

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>>64682096
The memories of that webm though

All UFC draws are maymays lads, just face it.

>Brock
Wwe meme

>Anderson Silva
Muh kicks hue

>GSP
Cuck french faggot meme

>Rhonda
Muh beats jobbers

>Mcgoober
Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard

>soon to be Holly
Christian grill meme

>jon jones
Le black guy who beats cucks meme

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What is your dream fight?

Hardmode: Only current fighters at there current power levels

Northcutt vs Diaz

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>I back. Trust me, I back.

>>64682126
LOOK MOM!
I POSTED IT AGAIN
WHERE ARE MY TENDIES!?

>>64682154
Nate vs Northcutt, Diaz loses.

Nick goes down to lightweight to avenge his brother and kills the robot

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>>64682156
>not posting superior /heem/ version

>you thought THAT was robbie lawler?!?

dana please do not refer to our russian comrades as "that".

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Rate my UFC 200 HEEM

Rafael Dos Anjos vs Conor McGregor (c)
Jon Jones vs Ryan Bader (c)
Nate Diaz vs Tony Ferguson
Julian Lane vs War Machine
Jose Aldo vs Max Holloway

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>>64682200
>Ryan Bader (c)

>>64682185
literal monkeys

>>64682200
>(you)

>>64682200
Tony Ferguson deserves a different opponent than Nate Diaz. Nate should not be as close to a title shot as Tony.

>>64682214
>not being a happy brown person

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Find a flaw

>>64682247
Gifted two wins.

>>64682247
his loss to Big Rigg isnt included

Khabib, Jones, and DJ are the top 3 p4p y/n?

>Mcgobbler

If he beats RDA I'll put him as #1

https://youtu.be/m9PYjln_kjA

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>>64682296
>exploding knees

>>64682309
still looks skinny despite the favoring angle

>>64682309
He is looking slower on the leg muvment but his punches look explosive now

Thinking that Bruce Lee will dominate the UFC is like thinking Christian Bale would do so too because he was Batman

>>64682240
>Brown
>People

Pick one.

>>64682357
What's your point?

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>>64682309

>Oh you could never kill me, Jon
>I betcha I could

And so it was written

Rate MY UFC 200 main events la:

Conor (c) vs RDA (c)
Holm (c) vs Honda
Jon Jones(c) vs Cuckstaffson 2

Do you think the amount of fights you have watched illegally adds up to over $10,000?

>>64682200
nah nigga

Conor vs Aldo
Holly vs Ronda
Rockhold vs Chris
Cain vs Werdum 3
Rosholt vs Harris

>>64682408
more than the average mma fighter gets payed for sure

>>64682247

>three split decisions
>loss to Hendricks isn't there
>almost lost to Rory

>>64682449
>almost lost to Rory

>>64682469
It's true though

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can anyone stop this?

>>64682485

USADA

or Joanna again, and again, and again

>>64682485
usada can

>>64682493
>>64682497
she already passed multiple USADA meme tests

>>64682469
Rory was not surviving that fifth round

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>there are people posting ITT that genuinely believe sage Northcutt isn't a terribad fighter

>>64682504
sure thing

>>64682523
meant for ´
>>64682479

>>64682309
literal Popsicle stick legs
How has no one given his shins the Weidman treatment yet?

>>64682504
Sooner or later USADA is gonna cut you down.

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>>64682559
fucking statist shills

>>64682565
They better hope she doesn't get caught before the TUF finale

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>>64682565

Kek

On dat dere whinny

People have a metaphysical dread of ambivalence. So scoring the round a draw is out of the question, even if it's more correct than giving Lawler round 3. However, that Lovecraftian response to uncertainty is precisely why the ten point must system gets debated; there's nothing inherently wrong with the structure. It's a hell of a lot better than "Pride Rules" no matter what some MMA hipster tells you. The problems are in its applications, some of them are lingering (the emphasis on lazy takedowns), while others persist (aversion to draws).

New jack slack article

http://fightland.vice.com/blog/robbie-lawler-versus-carlos-condit-the-minefield-of-judging-a-fight?utm_source=fightlandtwitterus

>>64682611
she is definitely on some kind of androgens in this pic, maybe not in this pic>>64682565

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>>64682663
>jack slack

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Was she aiming at her ghost dad or something?

>>64682565
if she had GSP money she could take steroids the testers don't even know exist

>>64682691
What kind of a piece of shit father hangs himself in the same house as his little kids?

When will GSP come back and fight Anderson Silva? When will Anderson Silva stop being a bitch and fight Jon Jones? When will Fedor and Brock leave meme companies and fight in UFC?

>>64682755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KzHcRt-IhU

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>>64682691
so historic. once in a lifetime athlete goat right there.

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right in the feels

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>>64682872
Who the FUCK is paying for this?

>>64682905
a sympathetic figure if ever there was one

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>>64682905

>>64682905
Whata whiny cunt

>>64682905
heh

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>>64682928
Maybe callen on the dl

>>64682928
god is there anywhere on earth you'd rather live less than the west coast?

>>64682928
Did you really think Fighter and the Kid was a meme?
>Fighters and the Kid is downloaded by millions and millions every week
>just the other day I saw four people with FATK merch
>60 year old man with Abbott Kinney shirt
>young kid maybe twelve with FATK shirt
>very sexy lady with Abbott Kinney shirt
>twenty something man with #IStandWithSchaub shirt
>the video for the podcasts hits millions of views on YouTube
>you aren't getting one but two stand up comedians interacting with one another for a good price
It's easy to understand

>>64682393
Nah fuck jones vs cuckstaffon, jon will cuck that whyte boi up.
Weidman/Rockhold 2 would be great tho

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>>64682485
>leave claudia to me

>>64682523
>>64682544

Did you even watch the fight?

Lawler was hanging on to dear life in the fourth round

Guys, Jon jones isn't fighting at UFC 200. Stop this meme.

>>64683188
>autistic

she would score 0 (zero) on an autism test

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>>64682952

>>64683215
i already posted what 200 is
>>64682422

so fuck you

>>64682755
Fedor vs. Brock would be fuckin hype.
Too bad brocks done with mma

>>64682755

Anderson will never fight Jones

GSP fights Anderson at UFC 200

>>64683247
>4 title fights
That would literally never happen.

>>64683234
impressive

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>>64683215
You can't stop my memes. I'm a meme-monster.

>>64683315
it was supposed to be five but Cruz blew his knees up again

>>64683330
Neat fantasy

Are these rankings accurate:

http://www.sherdog.com/news/rankings/11/Sherdogs-Official-Mixed-Martial-Arts-Rankings-98003

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>>64683392
Carla Esparza is too high up and Alexa Grasso is too low but other than that, yeah

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You now remember James "The Sandman" Irvin.

>>64683392
why is caldercuck ranked but not rose

>>64683441
They don't count TUF wins.

>>64683440
I remember him getting BTFO by Silva

>>64683440
literal steroids

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>>64683440
I'll never forget him. Commencing.

>>64683537
>>64683514
>>64683490

his opponents are stuck in the mud

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>>64683554
Irvin himself got stuck in the mud too... the mud that is drug addiction... ;_;

>>64682781

:(

>>64683268

>Brocks done with mma

Forever?

>>64683291

>Anderson will never fight Jones
Why not? Would be interesting af desu

>GSP will fight at 200
Sauce? Or just speculation?

>>64683580
What the fuck was that idiot in the blue shirt doing with that door?

>>64683582
>Forever?
I'm pretty sure considering he makes way more from mandrama and has to do so little. It's a comfy life for him now. He was considering coming back last year but the money swayed him

>>64683582
>>Why not? Would be interesting af desu
yeah 4 years ago maybe

>meltzer was talking about something being with Gabi Garcia
>he said the same thing is with cyborg but no one ever talks about it

What is he >implying? I didn't get it tbqhwy

http://youtu.be/QLr1SIBSohg

>>64683291
1.rda v. mcgregor
2.holm v. rousey
3.rockhold vs. weidman
4.aldo vs holloway
5.macdonald vs condit

>>64683601
It's just a prank bro!

>>64683582
>Why not? Would be interesting af desu

Because he's old, man. How many fights do you really think he has left in him? He's going to be 41 soon, and he'll have been without his roids. Jones is in his prime and he would absolutely destroy a 41 year old roidless Anderson.

>>GSP will fight at 200
>Sauce? Or just speculation?
Just speculation, but it makes sense to me. The talk of GSP coming back has lingered for so long now, I just think George would have officially hung 'em up if he really wasn't ever coming back. Rory said that George only wants to come back for big name superfights, and Anderson fits the bill right now. Right now is when Anderson will be viewed as being the weakest and most beatable (as Bisping has said recently) and that will make George want to come back and blanket him.

UFC 200 will be huge and uncle Shana knows that GSP vs Silva would be unreal. I just think it's gonna happen.

>have you ever got a gun in your head George?

>I d-dont see what this has to do with our fight

Is this the greatest piece of dialogue in a pre fight interview?

>>64683607
How'd he say it? Implying HGH use or something?

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>>64683661

>>64683582
1. Brocks shook, aint comin back
2. Andrson is done. The new generation is here.
3. GSP would get ktfo by ruthless rob lawer tbqhwy

>>64683634
you need rosholt in there

>>64683607
need more background info

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>>64683698
I don’t get a lot of recognition for what I’ve set out to do here…Nobody knows who I am. I mean I guess everybody does, but as far as like your mainstream magazines and your Nike, Adidas, and all your good stuff, you know, I’m left out of that, and uh, that’s too bad for…hello? Are you there?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd7lMKPSjzQ

>>64683712
>>64683710
>>64683700
uh, could you like delet this?

>>64683661
YOU

THERE

PUSSY?

>>64683700
>robbie in charge of knocking anyone good out
>literally KO'd by pillowfist Nick Diaz

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>mfw 14 days without fights

Pettis is gonna heem Alvarez in the first, agree or disagree?

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Let's be honest lads

Does Silly Dilly have any chance against the Ruse Cruz?

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>>64683749
>Nick
>pillowfists
sm(h)

>>64683761
disagree. Pettis really isn't that great

THE JOSE ALDO FIGHT

WILL BE

BEYOND

IMAGINATION

>>64683761
Disagree, gonna be a desicion. Maybe even split tbhwy>>64683761

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>>64683767
Are you expecting Cruz to look the same after TWO torn acls?

>>64683833
Yes, he looked fine against Mizugaki.

"I eat ACL surgeries for breakfast" - Dominick Cruz

>>64683847
>he looked fine two years ago

>>64683861
You mean 15 months?

>>64683783
>>64683812
Consider the following
>Pettis is a consummate finisher who exploits openings to the greatest possible extent
>Alvarez almost always gets banged early on. then recovers and surges back
To me, this is a recipe for a quick sharp Pettis highlight

>>64683870
dam, feels like it was longer than 15 months.

Either way he has been out for a long time. It wouldnt surprise me if he won but I doubt he will look as good as he has in the past

>>64683812
>alvarez winning a dec
unlikely

>>64683880
this

alvarez has a punchers chance tho

>>64683887
There was a 3 year gap in between his previous fight and when he fought Mizugaki. He looked incredible from the opening bell. He says ring rust is a meme.

>"Ring rust isn't real in my opinion. It's just not being ready for the fight, and then these guys lose the fight and they say 'I didn't fight a long time so I'm rusty. Wong, you didn't prepare for the fight because you didn't fight for a long time."

>caring about fighters the size you were in 5th grade

>>64683916
It pretty much is a meme. But he has been out for a reason.

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>>64683667

>Meltzer: I'm not comfortable watching, you know it's like, watching a woman like that compete against other women, I'm just not, I'm sorry, you know, its just like, you know, it was bad enough with Cyborg, we all have to pretend, nobodies allowed to said it and we all know it, this is like, she's like three times the size of cyborg, it's just not fair

>Filthy Tom: she's like Nicole Bass

>Meltzer: she's like Nicole bass and god knows what Nicole Bass did to look like that

Pic related is '''''''''Nicole''''''''' Bass

pettis has gotten a new wrestling coach since RDA. He is going to the same guy Jon Jones goes to now

Is there anything gayer than american wrestlers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50tZLMBFGE

>>64683948
>50 year olds talking about wwe

>>64683952
futbol '''''''''''''''athletes''''''''''''' from literally any country

>>64683932
I know. But he has shown to be unaffected by a long layoff w/ injuries in the past. I don't see any reason to expect this one to be different when it has been a much shorter time in between fights.

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>>64683988
Biggest sport in the world by a wide margin you goof

>>64683970
Meltzer is a legit journalist that also covers MMA and calls out WWE on their bullshit.

Such as always lying about attendance figures

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Who /WARRIORPOET/ here?

>>64683970
See>>64684004

did he mean that Gabi is trap or something? I don't get it pls help. Someone also implied on the show that she was bigger than Sapp, bullshit right?

Damn.

MMA Hour or JRE?

>>64683440
I remember he was roided out of his mind and got his ass handed to him by anyone who was half decent

I do miss the days when bums like him and Houston Alexander could make names for themselves tho

i had a dream that i was in an underground prison and i had to fight anderson silva and chael sonnen

what does this mean?

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>>64684076
you miss the gangster and want him back

>>64684019
I cannot stand Aubrey even a little bit

>>64684019
>>64684031
fuck aubrey

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When Cruz was all like
>I don't get hit
when he was putting the bants on TJ, I instantly had flashes of the couple of moments where Faber connected cleanly on a totally open Cruz. Then again, that was 2011 Cruz... a long time ago.

>>64684156

The stats don't lie. He's the least hit fighter in the game.

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and the second one

>>64684156
mistakes happen

Though if faber couldnt ko him there, TJ can neither

>>64684175
Was this their first fight?

I don't know if it was one of the yanks that frequent here or if it was a random, but if you're hear, I fuckin told you that Stipe was going to heem Arlovski you stubborn son of a bitch

What would be the shortest MMA book ever?

>How to win a UFC title fight by Urijah Faber

>>64683754
earthworm joe

>>64684212

Urijah is getting the winner of TJ/Cruz and he's bringing that strap home to team alpha male pham.

>>64684212
>How to make weight by Johny Hendricks

/heem/ I had a dream I was a watermelon
What does it mean?

>>64684156
>>64684175
Obviously he doesn't mean he literally doesn't get hit. He is accentuating the strong point in his game like most fighters do before fight.

>>64684241
you're a nigger

>>64684156
>>64684175
put some lime on those bangers, son

>>64684212
>How to Meme Kick by Chris Weidman

>>64684236
Nah dude Urijah is getting TJ whether he wins or loses because MUH STORYLINE

>>64684076
It means you've got a great trial up ahead in order to free yourself from some problem

>>64684212

>How to stay out of trouble by Jon Jones

>>64684212
overcoming addiction by jon jones

>>64684212
>how to beat a deaf man by Jon jones

All jokes aside guys, if you haven't read Way of the Fight, you're missing out.

>>64684212
>The Art of the Deal by Nate Diaz

>>64684212
>How to Talk Trash by Daniel Cormier

>>64684168
The stats dont mean shit when you dont fight.

>>64684212
>Commentating MMA by Tito Ortiz

>>64684212
>how to use spinning heel kicks by Chris Weidman

>>64684212

>Growing Up by Nate Diaz with a foreword by Nick Diaz

>>64684212

>how to be an irrelevant meme by Tom Lawlor

>>64684168
I don't believe in numbers. You know they haven't even found the highest number yet? They just keep finding more. It's not a solid foundation to build a house of analysis on. An analysis house, or as I've taken to calling it, analhouse.

>>64684189
Cruz has really good recovery, he's a bit like Diaz in that respect imho. But man... if flat footed Faber throwing nothing but heavy wingers could clip Cruz, then I think TJ's gonna be touching up Cruz plenty. I also think TJ has the necessary size and wrestling to counter Cruz's crazy wrestling scramblefest game. MM vs Cruz was a really interesting bout before Cruz tipped the momentum way into his own favour by exploiting his wrestling advantage over the tiny fella.
Both are going to be pushed harder and forced to dig deeper than they ever had to before. We're gonna see some heart showing. Full aorta. It's gonna be great.

>>64684194
UFC 132. The one where Tito buried Bader under the Bud Light Lime logo.

>>64684212
>Defending Triangles by Chael Sonnen

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>>64684212
How to Andle the Riddum

>>64684212

>Becoming a Man by Chris Weidman

>>64684336
lmao

>>64684241
You wish to be desired by basketball-americans.

>>64683716
I need to feed my family that hopefully one day, um... I can ACQUIRE, if I survive this shit!

>>64684332
>How to Andle the Riddum by Josh Koscheck

>all this shitposting about Weidbitch

Same cucks who were sucking his dick desu. Embarrassing

Could Current Mighty Mouse be a 2 division champ?

>>64684212
>How to Spit Game on Twitter by Frankie Edgar

>>64684026
Nah, both biologically female, but did... unspeakable acts... to achieve their current selves.

>>64684325
Who r u picking? I think TJ may hit slightly harder.

>>64682126
WHy do you keep posting your extreme casual opinions, over and over?

>>64684391
OFFICIAL ROLL CALL
WHO /HE'S STILL MY BOY/ HERE?

>>64682265
>Big Rigg

do you mean Le Chubby Excuse Machine?

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You say Conor, I say BJ Penn

You say Robbie Lawler, I say GSP

You say Cain Velasquez, I say Fedor Emelianenko

You say Jon Jones, I say Tito Ortiz

You say Brock Lesnar, I say Ken Shamrock

You say Luke Rockhold, I say take a hike you shithead!

95% of /heem/ these days watch the same crappy MMA over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still watches REAL MMA on UFC Fight Pass, thumb this up, then copy & paste it to at least five threads. Don't let the spirit of NHB die!

>>64684432
yeah, i'm still here

>>64682296
lol
he hasn't faced nearly the level of competitor that Bj Penn or Anderson Silva or JJ has, let alone GSP.
McGoobs can't even be considered for p4p for at least another couple of years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZxnC8FByOQ

>jews

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Does Ronda have daddy issues?

>If you screw up, don't freak out over it, just think, two years from now, it will have no impact on your life whatsoever. If whatever you did will have an impact on you two years from now you REALLY screwed up, so you deserve to feel bad.

:^)

>>64682485
Women's MMA? I sure hope so.

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>>64684501

>>64684432
Here

>>64682755
why would anyone put themselves in the position of fighting a MUCH larger fighter with nearly equal skills?

Other than financial desperation or complete lack of foresight I can't think of a reason.

based Ariel sticking up for Robbie

>>64682905
As if she ever read Shakespeare.
She couldn't even make it through Dr. Seuss or James Patterson.

>>64682905

>None of these girls deserve to beat me
>I can beat every girl in my division with one arm

I'm sorry but if you're saying this stuff unironically then you're welcoming every single bad thing that comes to you.

I'd feel bad for pre-184 Ronda but not this one. She needed to get cut down a few places.

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>Interestingly enough, Korean promotion ROAD FC announced on Dec. 9 that it would begin implementing its own "Unlimited Points System."

>"In this system, points will be awarded for specific action and activity," ROAD announced. "One point will be given for a clear strike, takedown, near submission, full mont or back mount position, clear control on the ground, and aggression. Five points will be awarded for a knock down.

>All points will be accumulated through the entire fight, not round by round, therefore a performance throughout the entire bout will determine the clear winner."

Your thoughts about this scoring system, /sheem/?

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>>64682905

Why doesn't Conor just fight Frankie and RDA in the same night?

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>Frankie the doormat

>>64684640
Giving a point for every strike seems a bit much

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>he rates meme kicks

>>64684640
It removes the strategy of winning rounds (you can frontload/backload points and it won't hurt you).

Aside from that, it changes literally nothing. You still have the subjectivity of what's a "clean" strike and "clear control".

The only way you'll ever have objective judging is if you rigorously define everything, film the fight from a thousand different angles, and then score the fight using just the film over the course of the next week or so.

>>64684336
this is the best one

>>64684397
That's a toughie. It'd be hard to bet against him, that's for sure. Think he could wrestlefuck Killashaw?

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>tfw Arlovkis porcelain chin lost me a parlay that would have changed my bum life

https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>Aubrey Marcus

>>64684908
>actually thinking arlovski was going to win
kek

>>64684801

Are you the gay brit?

>>64684928
>muh non mouldy coffee

>>64684861
It is a very difficult problem to get around. Rigorously defining everything like you said might help a bit more than how it is now, though.

>>64684952
is there any other kind

>>64684908
>falling for the Arlovski meme

why the hell would you bet on him in that match

>>64683268
Two overhyped overrated image memes?

King CanCrusher versus The Queen of Mandrama...kill me now.

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF

>>64684969
Is bulgaria actually as bad as they say? A-Asking for a fellow refugee.

>>64684898
I think the only thing that could stop him from wrestlefucking killashaw would be the size and strength advantage but even then it's iffy.

I would definitely like to see MM have another fight at Bantamweight for sure though.

>>64684908
I was spamming that Stipe was going to heem him for weeks and you're a goof for not listening

>>64684989
It's bad compared to germany, it's good compared to outside the EU

>>64685012
T-Thanks for answering

Aubrey Marcus is putting me to sleep

>>64684967
there's that kind that beheads people in the streets and stuff like that? not sure if that kind is also gay, though

>>64684588
>She needed to get cut down a few places.
To be honest, I kind of like it when the champ is a cocky piece of shit. It makes it more fun

>>64685049
switch to the mmahour woodley is on a rant

>>64684908
Your own damn fault, don't try to blame him for you betting like a goof, it's all on you

Who won?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkzyDX2Rfs8

>tfw you used to love joe rogan and his podcast
>by gradual attrition you are now completely redpilled on him and scoff at lots of things he says

it's like you can get to know a person after hearing them talk for 100+ hours but never actually meet them, it's like i'd meet him as if we were acquaintances and think "oh fuck, this guy"

>>64684967
I'm not the gay brit I'm the cute one

>>64685093
You slowly figure out that he's a piece of shit lol

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>>64683700
>3. GSP would get ktfo by ruthless rob lawer tbqhwy
mfw lol no
GSP takes lawler to the curb 100 times out of 100.

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>2016
>not having FightPass
>not having 8-10 buddies over to buy the PPV
>not having a qt gf
>not making 2 grand on a Trujillo-Tumenov-Stipe parlay

I pity you losers

>>64685180
le lay and pray man

>>64683948
Brock wearing makeup now, wtf?

>>64685083
lel who gave that bitch a tazer?

>>64685180

Robbie actually had TDD

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>>64685083
>People like this actually exist

>>64685083
literal monkeys

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING STAND UP FIGHT CAIN

>It's not like there was a clear cut winner in any of these rounds, MAYBE the fourth.

Maybe? Maybe the fourth round?

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>>64685083
>"white" americans
jesus christ

>>64685199
GSP is literally better at every aspect of the fight game than everyoone else.
that's his thing, and it's a hell of a thing
did you see Condit versus Lawler? Do you really believe either of those guys stands a chance against GSP?
Not even Prime GSP, even current year Yacht GSP would win, no question.

>>64685083
At what point do we just kill all this useless human garbage?

The world is being overrun with 'people' that don't deserve to breathe while people that actually work and contribute and fucking DO SOMETHING get run into the ground

>>64685278
don't you have cuckold porn to be watching

>>64684908

>$3700 down the drain because he bet on a HW fight

Wew lad

>>64685284
Lawler would destroy GSP. Hendricks too away GSP's jab and GSP had a very tough time with it. Lawler is a southpaw, who's better at counterpunching than Hendricks. He's a nightmare matchup.

>>64685307
complain more about it on anonymous chinese picture boards

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>>64685310

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>>64685325
My boy GSP would win against 10 second flurry, no doubt about it.

>>64685307
The point when you actually do something about it you impotent manchild.

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>>64685325
>Lawler would destroy GSP

>>64685345
Literal steroids.

>>64685307
>>64685307
>>64685307
Everything will implode by 2030

>>64685366
GSP can't out-wrestle him and can't outstrike him. What does he do? Lawler has a Lombard-tier sprawl.

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>>64685325
This.

>people actually think frail little Georges wouldn't get massacred by a real fighter

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>>64685384
>GSP can't out-wrestle him and can't outstrike him.

>>64685373
Elaborate

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>>64685391
>real fighter
>guy has been gifted two decisions
>guy literally relies on 10 second flurries

>>64682156
Those are his kids right?
>what a happy, good-looking family

>>64685384
>GSP cant outwrestle him and cant outstrike him
GSP can do both, there is no doubt in my mind he is the most complete MMA fighter we have ever seen.

ROBBIE LAWLER IS A MUUUUNSTER

>>64685345
how do I achieve 'Canadian Saint' mode guys

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>>64685325
Lawler is just a modern day Liddell.
It would be a tough fight for Georges, but every fight is tough for him. And he always wins.

Condit/Lawler was nowhere close to a GSP-level fight. I like Robbie but if it's my money on the line, I put it down on GSP against any ww, or against Anderson.

>>64685452
Poutine and gymnastics

>>64685434
Styles make fights. GSP's jab and double-leg are his two best weapons and two weapons Lawler would take away.

>>64685434
he couldnt outwrestle Big Rigg, while Big Rigg rassled Lawler but not easily

>>64685456
Hendricks took away GSP's jab and tore his face apart and knocked his brain around and retired him. GSP would be smart to stay retired.

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>>64685384
>GSP can't out-wrestle him and can't outstrike him.
you really believe this? Robbie hits hard af but Georges would just do what he did to Koshcheck: jab him into reconstructive orbital surgery
As for wrestling - Robbie over GSP? lol never

>>64685384
>GSP can't out-wrestle him and can't outstrike him
What gave you this impression? Was it GSP outstriking and outwrestling everyone he fought for 5 years?

God I hate Pierre. His '''''''''''fights''''''' we're literally shit.

>>64685480
Big rigg won against Lawler twice.

>>64685543
casual detected

>>64685506
Lawler's southpaw stance would neutralise his jab just as Hendricks' did. Robbie just needs to stop his takedowns, which he'd do. His takedown defense looked impregnable against Hendricks in the rematch and against MacDonald.

>>64685384
>GSP can't out-wrestle him and can't outstrike him
Lawler may find a solution for the jab, but the way GSP forces the mixup means he better start throwing fire at the end of every round.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFi6UFEWZzM

>>64685520
GSP getting wins against lots of fighters that aren't Robbie Lawler doesn't mean he would beat Robbie Lawler.

>>64685325
>>64685520

GSP would blanket Robbie fucking hard.

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>>64685491
GSP looks like shit after every fight, just the way BJ Penn looked untouched after every fight but his last.
Interestingly, fights aren't judged by the condition of your skin, post-fight - otherwise Lawler would have lost against Rory, and so many other fights would have different results.

BTW, whatever happened with Hendrick's PED's testing for that fight - oh, right.

>>64685606
Lawler looked like shit after the Conduit fight

>>64685583
Look, lawler has lost against the people GSP beat several times now.

>>64685543
Because you're a casual and you want "entertainment" instead of an athletic competition.

Demain Maia could beat Robbie.

>>64685606
You're literally as stupid as a religious person if you believe GSP wasn't taking designer steroids. Obviously you're an idiot anyway because you only love GSP since he just happens to be from the same country as you.

>herp derp i'll take any drug test
>i'll pay for any drug test

literally a no risk strategy when the test can't detect what you take

>>64685606
>GSP looks like shit after every fight
He does, so why do you think he retired after the Hendricks one in particular? Because he hated every second of it and Johnny had him hurt on multiple occasions.

And anyone talking about PED's should also remember that GSP is one of the most highly suspected fighters of all time, wasn't drug tested for the Diaz fight, and had an absurd physique which changed multiple times during his career.

>>64685553
Is there any fighter who learns better from past fights than GSP? He's literally an improvement machine.

>>64685641
>casual
>likes the guy because he was born within the same artificial borders
kill yourself you fucking moron

>>64685643
How? Maia loses against people he can't out-wrestle. He'd beat Condit, he'd get punched onto his head like Marquardt did.

>>64685660
>had an absurd physique which changed multiple times

That's bullshit though, GSP always looked solid & tight.

>>64685664
He has great coaches unlike many, Firas & Roach

>>64685583
Robbie is a swell fighter but come on, hes the most beatable champ. Let's not pretend that hes the best fighter alive

TJ Dillashaw vs Dominick Cruz
Anthony Pettis vs Eddie Alvarez
Ben Saunders vs Patrick Cote
Ross Pearson vs Francisco Trinaldo
Paul Felder vs Daron Cruickshank
Travis Browne vs Matt Mitrione

Great card lads

>>64685690
>GSP always looked solid & tight.
GSP 2006 and GSP 2009 are different people. Different physiques, strength levels, everything. He was on some good shit for the BJ rematch. Just completely overpowered him, whereas BJ matched him pretty easily in their first.

>>64685646
Same country as me? You realize that these flags appear to indicate the country you're posting FROM, not the passport you have, right?
to be this young.

>>64685660
...and that's why Hendricks ducked testing again and again. I love your logic.

>>64685692
This, Robbie doesnt even have a jab. He is a more succesful Diego Sanchez.

>>64685721
>...and that's why Hendricks ducked testing again and again. I love your logic.
I never said Hendricks was clean.

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>>64685404
>>64685404
You and your fellow Western Euros are going to have to decide if you want to live in Islamic nations or not, and if not, you'll have to fight.

For us over here, we are just going to get wrecked by inflation and it doesn't look like anyone is going to do anything about it until it's too late. Our Federal Reserve is adding an insane amount to our money supply, and thus spiking inflation. Every day that goes by, our currency is worth less than the day before.
And like populations of organisms, currency inflation has exponential growth. People are only slightly feeling the hit to their purchasing power right now, but as the years go on it's going to go from an annoying sting to a debilitating, open wound. Average Americans will find that while their wages haven't gone up a dime, their trip to the grocery store is now literally twice as much for the same products, rent is financially devastating etc.
And in typical modern American fashion instead of organizing or demanding legislative reform, the plebs will just freak the fuck out.

Philly burned down like 25% of their own city because their baseball team lost. What do you think people will do when they work full time and STILL can't feed their kids?

>>64685690
>Freddy Roach
>GSP doesn't dope

my sides, famalam

>>64685692
>>64685724
McGregor doesn't have a jab either. You don't need a jab to win. Lawler beats GSP, I thought Lawler lost both Hendricks fights and the Condit fight, but he beats GSP. He's all wrong for him.

>>64685671
same borders again, if you ever scrape together enough American dollars to go back to Mexico to see your family, you'll have a Mexican flag when you post.
Flags indicate country you're posting from, nothing else.
People travel on business all the time...or in your case sneak into superior countries, illegally.

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post yfw Conor corners Faber against Dillashaw

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Werdum or Jones
http://strawpoll.me/6450271

Lawler was missing so many of his big punches in that fight, it was pretty embarrassing. That overhand right landed maybe 3 times the entire fight.

>>64685620
It's strange though, he looked completely fine straight after the fight, not even a scar really but then at the press conference he looked like absolute shit

HOLLY HOLM LIVE ON MMA HOUR RIGHT NOW

http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/4/10705082/the-mma-hour-with-holly-holm-frankie-edgar-tyron-woodley-marc

>>64685491

lol you post this in every thread hendricks fan. it makes it easy to tell you're a new fightfan. gsp's face is always fucked up, it is fragile

>>64685646

>fabricating stories to justify your irrational hate for an amazing human being

Dude, Weidman lost. Get the fuck over it.

>>64685770
>I thought Lawler lost both Hendricks fights and the Condit fight,
...so what you're saying is you don't really know much about mma.