/hoc/ - Idols Edition

wood sticks

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>rags

>>64663969
Enjoy having 0 kick to your passes, shots, and clearing attempts, you fucking pleb.

Has Lundqvist peaked?

>>64663799

I dont mind people having fun (I had a great time we beat the league leaders for the 2nd time this season) and I'm glad they were enjoying visiting Scotland but shout "bah bah bah" along to every song that game on is very annoying

>>64663438 #
it's like soldier helmets. uneducated people think they're there to protect you from bullets to the head when in reality their main purpose is to stop shrapnel and debris. hockey helmets don't exist because of big hits but to stop shit like high sticks and collisions with the goalpost/legs/boards. think cuts not concussions.

>WJC
>Sweden-Finland
>USA-Russia

Rev up those memes boys

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Devils are ELITE!

ELITE!!!!!

>>64664209
qft

binland with the knowledge bomb over here

>>64664178
What do you think the music is for? It's supposed to pump up the crowd. Fuckin English always sitting around with their thumbs up their ass

>>64664126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeF6kvbKDeY#t=190

>>64664140
>rags

>>64664217
Just over 12 hours

>>64664308
>"We had to put a little extra power just to get the puck on the net"

>better

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Sens vs. Hawks gamethread is up.

>>64664372
>>64664372
>>64664372

Are the new york teams named after the state or the city of new york

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who /dumpsterfire/ here

>>64664366


>>64662212
>better

>>64664420
The city, it's a separate entity. Nobody outside it cares for it and nobody inside cares about the rest of the state

>>64664435
>>64662657

>implying there's players that literally do nothing all year

Yeah, maybe wood sticks are a good choice if you're an enforcer playing 5 minutes out of every third game.

>>64663872
i have a peltonen jersey but no selänne jersey because he's a filthy jokeri. I could entertain the thought of a rad mighty ducks jersey if I found one at a decent price, especially the flying duck

lmao dullass getting dismantled

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>>64664287
>Fucking English

Wew

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I still have my Mike Richter jersey from middle school, those were some good years

Isn't one of the reasons behind using composite sticks for safety?

i will probably buy a chara jersey when he retires

>kari leht5in

>>64664496
most of the laffs would be better off with a wood stick tbH

>>64664676
>"best team in hockey"
>finnish goaltending
>Kari Letitin

>>64664587
more flexible in pileups and harder to break someone's back with a crosscheck

>>64664711
niemi has been good, but any time lehtonen is in net the stars give up like 5+ goals lol

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>>64664687

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>>64663872
> Love Live edition
> Not having based John Scott's jersey on display

>>64664587
Yeah, but it's more secondary. It's also why they break easier... there's more give in the stick and less chance of breaking bones.

The prime reason is that they're just better in every way. Lighter, and thus easier to maneuver (especially key in the high-paced game on today), and the flex helps add power to shots/passes.

Is finnish goaltending really a meme? I mean it can't be a meme. We win tournaments with goaltending.

>>64665304
we win tournaments by having all our NHL players in teams that don't make the playoffs

>>64665304
we don't really win tournaments

>>64665561
But we won the WJC in 2014 and 2016

>>64664241
YEAAAA

>>64663989
2bh war helmets can stop some bullets from low firepower weapons or even high firepower weapons from far away enough but it will snap your neck and leave you either disabled or dead nonetheless

>>64665647
But in 2016 it wasn't because of our goaltending!

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Guys, here me out. I think Finns should be IP banned from /sp/ entirely. Nobody really likes them, and they dramatically bring down the quality of discussion here.

Thoughts???

Have an old purple/green Kariya jersey and the modern >rags w/o number

>>64664509
also want the selanne ducks one desu senpai

>>64665985
I like Finns

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>>64665985
I think Canada should be IP banned from /sp/ entirely. Nobody really likes them, and they dramatically bring down the quality of discussion here.

>>64664570
>tfw have kids' CCM Habs jersey from early 80s
>also have CCM team Canada jersey somewhere

>>64666046
>le quebec contrarieux

>>64666042
But probably only ironically.

That's the kicker, people only like them ironically. Ban them I think, just to try it out. Think how good /hoc/ would be without them.

easily messier

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>>64665985
I think your mom should be range banned from McDonalds :DD

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Are you ready for tomorrow?

>>64666166
i just realized there's a nice get in the near future
>tfw captcha 16166

>>64666226
TOLD

>>64666216
>off by one

>>64666277
who's playing? what time?

>>64666352
>who's playing?
Sweden-Finland

>what time?
15:00 Swedish time

Oh look. Grease is posting again and she's asking stupid, easily google'd questions.

Remember guys, she's only after your (you)s

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>>64664570
I want a leetch jersey so bad, cause merica

>>64666419
that's the final????


RUOTSI
SUOMI

RAZ ENOUGH
BACK ON THE STREET

>>64666433
(you)

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>>64666450
yeah i like mine

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>>64664800
This. Who else owned a Scott jersey before he became leader of Pac's All-Stars?

>>64666277
My body is ready.

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>a female asks me if I'm available at 4pm to work on a group assignment
>agree because I thought Fin-Swe game starts at 6pm
>look it up, it starts at 4pm

Should I just cancel that shit? I don't want to miss the game.

>>64666876
why are you even asking?

>>64666912
The only thing holding me back is that we have already booked a discussion session to turn in the group assignment on Tuesday.

>>64666876
Now the question here is are you a man or are you a bitch.

So which one are you?

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Well, I suspected so before, but after tonight I can safely say that the stars are a meme team supreme.

Tons of risky plays, the defense is dogshit and on top of that two goalers who apparently roll dice to decide if they're gonna play well or not

If you're not a dullass fag and you think that team gets anywhere near the cup you must be retarded.

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you are only allowed to this post if your team is going to make the ploffs

not so fast Flyers fans

>kari leht6in
>choking away every game he's in

your favorite team
your favorite team's most meme player
your favorite team's least meme player

>Bruins
>Zac Rinaldo
>Torey Krug

>Latin family night at BBT
What did they mean by this?

>>64667012
do it after the game? you have to be a serious cuck to miss a semifinal against sweden just to talk to a grill

Holy fuck. Capuano is absolutely fucking retarded.

>>64667178
what?

Should just let that asshole Drouin rot in Syracuse until his contract is up imo

>>64667178
BBT tries to force people to learn dead languages?

>>64667194
What did he say? I can't watch postgame.

>>64667194
r u haeving porblemss??

>>64667209
It's "Latin family night" at the Panthers stadium.

>>64667365
Yes. So? What's wrong with having a Rome night?

You're why western civilization is failing.

>>64667318
I didn't watch it either
>have six centers on your bench
>use the one who has a wrist injury for the face off

>>64667360
Yes.

>>64667399
Top bantz m8

>>64667275
>>64667399
le pun thread xDDD
Hey man. You ever heard of this site called Reddit? They'd absolutely love you there.

>>64667423
Right, that. Well, maybe it was just a bruise. Tavares nearly fucked it up at the end though.

Capuano is still retarded with the people he sends to close out the game.

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>>64667101
>finnish goaltending
>not a meme

The man is living proof of it

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>Wooden sticks are more durable

>>64667178
Luongo's legion is back?

>>64663997

TFW THAT'S THE ONLY FIGHT ZUC EVER WON

13 hours
>no beer in fridge

>>64667967
>tfw no nothing in fridge

Should I just ask if we can do the group assignment in a sports bar or something?

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>some faggot like virtanen tries to chop your stick

>your stick is wood

>his stick breaks

>refs see broken stick, assume you broke his stick

Panthers commentators are fucking terrible. Potvin might actually be retarded.

>>64668053
buy beer
watch game alone
get tipsy while >we win
flirt with qt school friend
finish assignment
bang girl
wake up in time for finals

>>64668095
at least he was smart enough to use a wood stick

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>His stick can break just by firing a clapbomb

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>>64668111
>mfw he just claimed the definition of composite as sticks that break easily

>>64668174
I mean if you weren't 15 years old you would know that

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>>64668200

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>>64668145
Can your shitty wooden stick act as a tactical door stop smacking players in the ankles?

BIG DICK JAGR AGAIN

Did you know that

Wayne Gretzky
Mario Lemieux
Bobby Orr
Gordie Howe
and Guy Lafleur

all used wood hockey sticks?

God dammit, why tonight?

Why does Jagr meme so hard?

Fuckin' Jagr man.

>>64668329
It's the mullet desu

JAROMIR
A
G
R

>>64668294
did you know that all 5 would get BTFO in today's league?

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>best team in hockey

Step the fuck aside.

The nightmare on THOT street

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>I opt out of of using the most advanced technology science can offer for a literal piece of wood

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check out this game used Jagr stick from 1995

he scored 149 points that year with this beauty piece of lumber

>>64668454
Why did he stop

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>2016
>people are mad at wood

when did this wood/composite stick meme start? today?

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Is the meme over?

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I have a couple....

>Retards think wood sticks are good

I broke my primary stick not long ago and my backup was one of those cheap 50 dollar sticks and heavy as shit. It sucked ass to try to poke check or do anything defensively with a heavy stick

>>64668675
Yes. Shit goalering and shit defense. They're the ~2009-2012 Washington Capitals, but even worse.

Meme as fuck.

>>64668491
Probably sponsorship so Adidas and Nike can continue to charge 200 shekels per stick to every kid in the country

http://nhl.nbcsports.com/2013/10/27/jagr-blames-new-sticks-for-lack-of-goals-says-i-have-to-start-scoring/

>>64668644
When the tranny loving canautist decided to spam it

>>64668644
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_hockey_stick

It started in the 70's 2bh

>>64668721
I see you have the condition of bitch wrists, hit the gym for a bit

can someone post bean man memes, I don't have any saved

>>64668787
Would you like that in wood or composite?

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>>64668695
>rags

Do Americans or Euros know the old expression

H E double hockey sticks?

that only works with wood sticks

>>64668779
I'm pretty strong lad but when your used to playing with a light stick when you switch to one that's 4x as heavy your not gonna like it

>>64668813
Composite, I like my memes to be of the highest quality possible, cost is of no importance to me as I make over 100k/yr at my job as a software engineer

>>64668787
BEAN IS OFFSEASON MEME ONLY FUCK OFF BACK TO REDDIT YOU NORMIE TUMBLRINA

>>64668859
How so?

Asking for a friend

>>64668924
Wow you need some sandpaper for that rough wood stick you're using?

>>64668859
I read that 2 weeks ago and laughed audibly at how stupid of an expression it was. Now I think this is the 4th time I've seen it
>tfw psychosis

>>64668859

>H E double hockey sticks?

what did he mean by this?

>>64668940
composite sticks would break a lot of the time so you would end up with HEiL instead of HELL

>only 1 minute left for a meme 3rd period goal

>>64668995
Do you have a problem with hailing the Führer?

>>64668859
only if you're a retard or a canadian

What is the proper way to meme when your team loses?

>>64669053
Redundant tbpham

>>64668779
Not him but I play goalie and the only people I know who use wood are technically the ones with bitch wrists because they say they don't have to be as strong to block shots with a heavier stick. Plus wooden goalie sticks get splintered as shit so you get toothpick-sized splinters when you handle it without a glove. Also they don't last as long.

Basically foam/composite/carbon-fiber goalie sticks are better in every way

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>>64669053

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Move over Pedosota, we have a new state of hockey here.

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>>64668995

>dat finnish flag waving

9 IN A ROW FOR THE PANTHERS

>>64669092
Ignore everything and play vidya

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>>64669149

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9TH WIN IN A ROW (FRANCHISE RECORD)
PERFECT 6-0 HOMESTAND (FRANCHISE RECORD)
BIG CUBANO'S 4TH WIN IN A ROW (PERSONAL RECORD)

>>64669092
Act like oilel fans and blame the refs

>>64669092
Moral victory

>>64669208
Bjugstad for captain

>>64668695
>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >they have literally never worn a black jersey

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>>64669149
ahhhh, I knew you were asking for this, won't let you down amigo

>>64669114
>Not him but I play goalie and the only people I know who use wood are technically the ones with bitch wrists because they say they don't have to be as strong to block shots with a heavier stick.

what the fuck is this retard talking about

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>>64669203
>He thought Palat was an Art Ross finalist

>>64669208
Montoya's hairline is the epitomy of JUST

>>64669092
Blame the refs
Attack the fanbase
In that order

>>64669092
get blackout drunk and wake up to 20 tabs full of (you)s and 3 bans for excessively aggressive comments toward swedes

>>64669312
Basically only poorfags, women, and manlets play goalie with a wooden stick

>>64669334
This
It's ALWAYS the zebras' fault

>>64669092
>>>/penkkiurheilu/

how is cam talbot doing?

Wood sticks are for men

>>64668354
Well with old standards yes but it's undeniable that talent always rises so although the talent of all hockey players today is better they would be just as impressive if they were in this era

>>64669280
Yup, that was a eBay throw in when I brought Richards and gaborik Jerseys a guy was getting rid of

Wood

>>64669437
yeah and they'd use composite stixks

can someone post a couple bebes? I really miss that meme. it made me happy in its awfulness

Wood sticks > Carbon fibre

>>64668354
>gretzky
his speed, stick handling and vision would be GOAT in any era

>Lemeuix
He was a dominant player in the mid 2000s as an old man

>the rest
would be good with modern equipment and training

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>on pace for 29 goals, 61 points

>>64669530
Well obviously, what kind of retard still uses a Sherwood 5030
>Coffey curve was god tier

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Jagr sounds so butthurt about having to do the all star game kek

>>64669620
"He made me look like a fool" - Hal Gill
>implying he didn't do it himself trying to fight Chara 24/7 during sens and bruins games

>>64669620
Reminder that Jagr is an ethnic Magyar.

>>64669692
Can't blame him, the ASG is a joke nowadays

>>64669620
nice twig he's got there

Hawks fan
Idol is datsyuk. Yes I own jersey

>>64669717
>Reminder that Jagr is an ethnic Magyar.
He is of Yugoslavian decent

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Why does he copy Don Cherry?

Poser.

>>64669974
unlike cherry he actually understands the game

We have a trade to announce:

>#Blackhawks acquire forward Richard Panik from the Toronto Maple Leafs in exchange for forward Jeremy Morin.

>literally who for a literal bust

>laffs
>blackcocks

What awful, awful hockey franchises.

>>64669775
A datsyuk hawks jersey?
Mix some bleach with your malört please

>>64670076
panik button

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>>64670046
>This inferiority complex

>>64670076
AHL tier trade

>>64669851
Jagr is a polish surname

>>64670046
Cherry has never been wrong though.

>>64670379
>CBC hockey commentator Don Cherry has railed against the new sticks
>http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/composite-sticks-causing-problems-1.368377

true

I've been in talks with Hiroshimoot lately. Please look forward to Finland being banned from /sp/

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>>64670221

>je2ts

>Ducks play well enough to remind
>ducks fans
>that they should be competing for conference/division points lead
>2-0 (Shots 9-1)
>Will lose the game 4-2

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>>64669620
ebin

>>64670519
Apparently finns have been shitting up other boards as well

>>64670993
Yep. Quickly becoming worse than Australia.

Although you guys aren't much better, and might be next.

Doggo owned by domi

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>be out of the loop over the holidays
>the John Scott thing actually panned out

Go get em Johnny

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>>64670519
>mad
>at Finland

>>64671405
what even goes on on /int/? is it just /hoc/ with out the pretense of hockey?

>>64670095
No retard it's a redwings jersey.

>>64671455
I guess

>>64671455
Pretty much. One of the more fun boards desu.

They actually make good memes too

>>64671455
That's exactly what it is

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>2015

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>>64671693

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>>64671693


>canaliminateds

when will they learn?

I don't care who wins desu, I already feel like a winner after Canacuck had been defeated

>Canacucks
>Johnathan Poouin

LELMAOOOOO

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>>64668357

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>rags ragsing
>somehow I miss them more
>tfw Tanner Glass and Dominic Moore are the most important forwards on the team

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>>64668357
My nigga

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>>64671693
>our sport

are the ducks elite again?

>>64672725
No, the jest are shit.

>>64672725
Ducks fan here.

Nah

>>64672771
No, do it faggot!

And grow a mullet while you are at it.

>>64672771
the jagr part almost makes up for it being a panthlels jersey

Goals for everyone!

>>64672725
The clearest sign to know the ducks are moving back towards elite territory is if the rest of /hoc/ bothers to spam the "Ducks fans will never be white" meme.

If they can't even inspire proper shitposting, then they can't contest for a spot among the elite.

>>64672771
Guy just found twine twice tonight. Id say its OK.

>>64673015
would have been thrice is he was still using wood

>>64669092
Shitpost about sandwiches

>>64672725
I don't think they've ever been bad this year, just unlucky as hell. They have the lowest shooting % in the league by a country mile this year.

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>mfw the Jest miss 5 straight playoffs
>mfw they get relocated AGAIN
Feels good lads. Can't wait to have a team back.

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Hey guys check out my meme

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>>64673364
BRING BACK THE THRASH

>>64673392
>smuk_frok.jpg
Dank desu

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>>64673468
>.jpg

>>64673513
His pic is .jpg f@m. He didn't post smuk_frok.png 25kb

>>64663872
I got a pavelski jersey a few years after he came into the league. It's always a risk getting a jersey for someone who hasn't either retired or signed a long term deal, but glad it panned out for him.

IMHO you're retarded if you don't think he's one of the most underrated players in the league and the second best special teams skater behind ovechkin, and arguably the best greasy goal scorer in the league right now.

Plus he's american, right handed, and also wears #8, and I grew up near where he is from.

>wearing another dude's name on your back

>>64674149
>losing to finland
>in the only sport you're really even decent at

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post slags

>>64674709
Canadian sluts best sluts. Built for strong American cock.

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>>64674709
Do you have any qt Detoilet slags? Preferably of the nigger variety.

>>64674842
gross

>>64674860
Yeah, Devils... Ew

>>64674881
I meant the nig, but yeah, that too

>>64673364
If you liked them so much why didn't you go to their games

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>>64674951

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>>64674842
No but i have this :3

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>tfw holiday is over

H-hold me /sp/. I don't want to go outside to the cold and dark.

>>64675176
Gross, nigs aren't allowed to like hackey

>tfw your team is going to be passed in the standings by toronto soon

fucking kill me

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teemu selanne

>>64675176
H I G H T E S T
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>>64675345
Chubby chaser

>>64675176
THICK
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>>64675455
Lmao look at that fuckin doge

>>64675176
I don't usually find nigs attractive, but damn she's cute.

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>slaughtered the stars
>craps btfo
Literally who will stop the tortorella jackets

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>>64674842
I've got you f@m

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>>64674709

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>tfw the New York Rangers will win the Stanley Cup

>>64671567
>>64671545
>>64671544
So I just did some reasearch. Pretty fun 2bh. Not as good at memes as /hoc/ tho.

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>>64676105
>rags

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I don't actually have any courses today. Feels pretty good to stay at home in the warmth of my pc and meme on /hoc/ all day 2bqhwyf

>tampon gap

>lose stanley cup finals
>stamkos wont resign
>lost St Louis to jew york
>Drouin puts in a trade request

lmao

http://thehockeywriters.com/report-kerby-rychel-requested-trade-from-columbus/

>blowjobs
Look, they've done it again. Literally worse than Edmonton.

>>64676513
sauce pls

>>64666433
I thought Grease was a fat guy.
Now I find Grease is actually a fat woman?
My life is over

>>64667170
Hawks
>Kane.jpg, Kane2.jpg
>Duncan Keith or Marian Hossa

>>64667170
>Wild
>Parise
>Scandella

>>64667170
>bolts
>Carle
>kucherov

>>64676692
>granlund isn't the most meme
C'mon winland.
Least memey is probably brodin

>>64668354
Bobby Orr would be great in the modern nhl

>>64676618
Eh. She's a 6/10. I wouldn't say fat, but definitely a bit chunky.

>>64676861
There is nothing meme about Scandella. He does his job well, no one ever thinks highly of him. Brodin is a little memey because he is a Swede.

Shit team

>dullass sturrs

>tfw really sick and can't get out of bed but can't fall asleep either
Help me

>>64676974
Come here and I'll snuggle with you

>>64676992

Homo (I love that this word works as an insult in both languages lel)

>earlier today
>walk to park to get some fresh air
>families sledding, having fun
>go home and drink because I have work tomorrow

>>64675293
Last Canadian post
>>64675696
Last Swedish post

See how nice it is without these two?

>>64677043
>No Art Ross trophies
>No Messier Leadership awards

Meme player

>>64664431
you guys could use a good pick

>>64677064

Fuk u. I ctrl+tabbed to the wrong general.

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>>64677051

>>64677051
You're honestly correct in this. America should have an exclusive thread and Canada + Europe in another.

God why is /hoc/ such shit right now?

>>64673987
Little Joe is legit af tho. Anyone who rips on Pavelski is either autistic, retarded, or started watching hockey yesterday.

>>64677117
Rude people.

>>64677092
Murika+yuros-swecucks is best desu

>>64677117

Yurofucks and Canacucks are all shitpoting

who here cheering for the Pacific Memers for the Bettman Bowl?

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Good morning, /hoc/

>>64677136
This, really interrupts the irrelevant personal stories

Pulju doesn't have a favorite team in the NHL. But if he has to choose one, he chooses Chicago.
Why is he a plebian bandwagon /hoc/?

>>64677144
God morgon, Canada.

>>64677187
Yes he should like Minnesota

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>>64677187
Because Finns have no sense of loyalty.

>>64677187
He probably wants to play with Teuvo

>>64677187
pulju speaks worse english than impoverished siberian hockey prospects

he's smelly dumb finnish scum

>>64677201
>this fagboi was supposed to be Canada's best player

It all makes sense now.

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Ctrl+F "Sakic" no results... I still have the Nordics and an Avalanche jersey with his name on it from when I was a kid.

>>64677220
Hope the Cantpucks enjoy their literal bust.

When will we get rid of the OT meme point?

>>64677225
Does it still smell like Cheetos you fucking bender prick

>>64677220
Strome got exposed as a McDavid babby

>>64677254
I don't understand how anyone could think he wasn't a mcdavid babby

It's like Frk all over again

>>64677240
What's your problem with sakic? I also still have my Neely jersey from when I was a kid

>rags

>>64677285
What's your problem with bragging? I still have two fists you wanna keep talking

>>64677265
He's not Frk tier but he'll never be an elite #1C

>>64677324
He wishes he was frk tier

>>64677303
>what the fuck is the OP

>being this assblasted over a fucking hockey sweater

Fuck you, let's fight.

>>64677372
Not like you're going to use those hands for scoring you duster fuck

Good luck

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>>64677303
>Ameribandwagons

>>64677364
>An ECHL sniper
The bar has been set very low

>>64677406
Strome will be in liiga begging for an ECHL contract in no time

>>64677390

Modano hates the Stars btw. It's really funny.

>>64677265
>>64677324
>>64677364

This gets me thinking, but how many prospects are overvalued because they have some unreal chemistry with their junior partner?

In retrospect, should the Oilels have taken Galchenyuk instead of Yakupov?

>>64677235
Once ties come back
3-reg win
2-ot win
1-tie
0-loss

>>64677419
He should Joe Nieuwendyk pretty much kicked him out of town like a dick

go kings go

>>64677446

More like the Stars wouldn't give him a cheap veteran contract so he could finish his career there, then fired him from the FO after a short stint. Management shafted him. He fucking hates Dallas now.