Hockey and memes
Wood sticks
What went wrong with Drouin in Tampa?
USA BTFO
What does >rags mean?
>>64688870
Drouin is a bust and got outplayed by an AHL callup
this pic will accurately describe this thread
>>64688870
>all those swede busts
>>64688906
>smug
>not smuk
8/10 because of typo
>>64688899
>He can't read the chart
>>64688915
Kek
Just when I thought USA was about to become dominant in hockey they get absolutely cucked
>the gold winning players have literally never had a Publix sub in their life.
Almost feel bad for them desu. I'm a gracious man though, so I hope those medals fill the void in their lives.
>>64688964
>tfw can't eat publix sub because I'm too sick
I had their soup for lunch though, pretty good
>>64688906
FTFY
>>64688984
I hope you feel better,anon. I'll eat one tomorrow, just for you.
What kind should I get?
>tfw no pulju images saved to start the thread off on the right foot
>>64688931
lol noice, Greece
>>64688999
>not smuk pik
I fucking hate the salary cap. It isn't fair that Ontario has develop players like Jumbo, Couture, Nash, and Burns and then we ship them off to the sunbelt. Toronto deserves to have these players.
Pic related.
>3-1 Denmark
>6-4 Finns
>2-1 USA
Denmark was most definitely the strongest
>>64689028
cute, CUTE!
Mcbaevid won the wjc in his draft year.
Problem, buston?
>>64689028
lil honeybun
why are people so mad at the yoats
>>64689117
Eichel tier confirmed
is this our year
>>64689136
Non traditional market team doing halfway decent
>>64689096
>muh team can't buy a cup since every team is limited in how much they can pay talent
you baseball faggots are the worst. go take your yankee hat and leave
>>64689215
The laffs couldn't even buy a cup without a salary cap
>>64689259
>Losing your captain to the Cantcucks
lel
lads i have a confession to make... I'm a hawks fan from chi but i spent winter break in FLA and the pub subs are just as good as the memes say.
>tfw no qt publix GF
>mfw 9th straight rivalry win on the 21st
cant wait
>>64689096
>>64689215
I am /mlbhoc/ since the off seasons sync up so well. The Salary cap is a tool of the jews to keep players from being payed their full worth. Teams cant buy rings the fucking doyers spend 300 million bucks last year for two playoff wins.
>>64689416
Go back to /mlb/
>>64689426
why there are no games going on and I have season tickets to the Barracuda and they will play though April
>>64689440
Kill yourself
>>64689416
leave
Is this the autism general?
>>64689416
>Can't buy playoff wins
Take away the cap and see what happens again fuckboy.
>>64689416
slary cap hater that blames the jews maybe you should be /mlbpol/ and get the fuck out of /hoc/
leave the soft titty thick slut
>>64689416
Who is this semen demon?
>/hoc/ was a mistake
>>64689115
>>64689121
same pik but younger
Who gets Drouin and why is it the Sabres?
Puljujärvi WILL be an Ottawa Senator next year and there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING any of you faggots can do about it
>>64689673
>lightning knows stamkos is gonna walk and wants a veteran captain with cup experience
>lightning unironically trade drouin and some picks to kongs for brown
>kongs sign kopitar and give him the c
>kongs use remaining cap space for some dman
>kongs get another cup
bettman has spoken
>>64689673
Drouin wants to go home to Québec. Montréal is the obvious choice.
>>64689734
delet this
http://www.thehockeynews.com/blog/how-swedens-linus-soderstrom-is-living-and-thriving-with-asperger-syndrome/
>HELSINKI, FINLAND – Through five games at the world juniors, Sweden rolled. The Tre Kronor were scoring in bunches, but also getting incredible goaltending from starter Linus Soderstrom. The New York Islanders prospect surrendered just five goals in four appearances, including a 46-save shutout against the U.S. in a 1-0 game the Americans swear they should have won, had it not been for the kid in the other net. So perhaps that kid’s public announcement right before the tournament came at the best time possible.
>Soderstrom, as it turns out, has Asperger Syndrome.
>Asperger Syndrome is deemed to be on the high-functioning end of disorders associated with the autism spectrum.
>>64689812
no wonder he played so well, he's mentally finnish
>>64689785
>>64689808
Puljujärvi's new boss
>>64689750
Stamkos doesn't want to go anywhere
>>64689812
literally autismpuck
>>64689871
s-sure.. he's gonna stay in tampa
>2 weeks ago
Drouin is a bust, should have picked Seth jones
>now
WOW TAMPA LEL WHAT IS COOPER DOING GIVING UP AN ELITE PLAYER, FUTURE GRETZKY
>>64689812
>>>64689115
>Sweden stealing our tactic of having autistic goalies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64689942
Salty tampon gay """""""""""""""""""fan"""""""""""""""""""""" spotted
https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/684037764778737664
>this is the greatest hockey mind in america
>>64689474
the only excuse for having a salary cap is cheap ass owners who dont want to spend too much on a team. you can pay some 4th round plug 90 million a year but you cant make him want to win and care in october look at clayton kershaw
>>64689555
Siri
idk why tampa would trade him he will be a key part of their rebuild once stamkos leaves for nothing
>>64689562
>off by 9
>>64689812
asperger's is a meme and not real
it's like adhd. a """disorder""" invented to pump kids full of drugs so they can perform more efficiently like a good taxpayer shouls
>>64690456
no it's not
Autism is a legitimate condition and has nothing to do with "psychology".
Reminder that Canada will not be getting a medal from the World Junior Championship. Better luck next year :^)
>>64690502
aspergers is not real autism
>>64690433
>off by an unpaid denbt
>>64690502
>autism has nothing to do with psychology
You're a fucking idiot. It's in the DSM-V and most of the best techniques for assisting ASD persons is CBT therapy. Go back to begging for money on the streets you fucking inbred retard
>>64690535
Neither will YOUESSAY
>>64690539
They are synonyms
Asperger's syndrome a.k.a. autism
Hansen's disease a.k.a. leprosy
>>64690562
shut the fuck up and don't you ever doubt me again. Unlike you I doublecheck what I read, that's why I learn. Go back into eating your hamburger before you put your legs under the russian tank.
>>64690456
its actually the western worlds explanation for how finns act on a daily basis. If you travel a bit more you will notice how spastic your people truely are :^)
>>64690590
You can't even google what year Canada last won the cup you fucking 3rd world retard. You must have downs or something you stupid piece of shit
>>64690593
ive lived in the states and seen how half the kids at high school cafeteria take meds with their lunch
>>64690606
unlike your mom's boyfriend, my dad didn't raise me on a cellphone and a big allowance whenever I wanted to talk. That's why I am not angry, can take care of myself and know things about life.
I bet I can play even better hockey than you.
>>64690456
Go be neet somewhere else you mongoloid pond scum
>>64690613
This tbqh. They forced my little brother to take stuff for "ADHD" as a lad and it fucked him up and made him think he was crazy. Hes fine now but I'm sure it's left him with some trauma.
>>64690634
>gease thinks she knows anything
>asks retarded questions that are easily googled
>claims ASD has nothing to do with psychology
Literally retarded. No wonder your country is a festering shithole
I thought you guys were forcing him as a shit meme but i'm starting to believe lads
Pulju in a CGY jersey when?
>>64690670
kek, nice try, 2/10
>>64690718
Good argument fagtron you sure convinced me with those hot opinions
>>64690728
>drawing attention to the fact that Asperger's is the same as autism
>opinion
so how does the draft lottery work this year?
>msg homers chirp for the devlels during the pregame using meme-stats as proof
Could they be any less classy?
Where were you when sveden got emasculated?
>>64690751
aspergers is not the same as autism
it's like saying lada is the same as a car. all cars are not ladas
>>64690762
Oilels guaranteed first overall pick, everybody else gets written on fortune cookie papers and drawn out of a sweaty hat.
>>64690751
Aspergers falls under the autism spectrum disorders category. That's why it's a spectrum disorder you fuckin neet
>>64690796
maybe you are right.
I was under the impression they were the same.
>>64690770
what is going on with the guy in the center row furthest left's face
>>64690888
Wongs vs devlels thread
>>64690828
That's because along with being brown, smelly, and a loser, you are also very stupid.
Stop posting here
>>64690999
>Stop posting here
kek, you know I won't
Reminder Kings are winning the cup this year
>>64690999
Grease btfo
>>64690999
REKT
>>64690999
rekt
>>64691038
>>64691083
>>64691098
yeah, I don't think so
>>64691015
also, this psot
reminder to everyone, don't respond to grease until she pays her denbts
That's right, new jersey shits were head-hunting lar-kun last time. I hope one of their players gets his neck skated over.
>>64690999
nice repeating numerals. seems the gods have backed your statement
>>64691238
dude, this is the general.
>tfw you 'll never be obsessed over someone you don't even know over the internet
feels good
enjoy your life
>>64689804
>go from place with no income tax
>to a place where they'll take over 54% of your earnings
Osti d'épa
>>64691419
>54%
Hot damn
>>64691419
I feel like a guy like that would make more from endorsements than he would playing anyway
oilers will win tonight
>>64691463
yup
>>64691487
In french canadia?
>>64691560
More than he would make in tampon gay from endorsements
>>64691701
too bad maplebucks are literally worthless now
>>64691497
Is JJ legit or is he just a goon who will be sent down once mcdavid is healthy
Did anything relevant happen in the past month or can i stay off /hoc/ forever?
Soon
>>64692049
Nah nothing exciting
>>64692049
you have an elite kraut wasting his talents in edmonton
>>64692084
>wasting his talents
>in edmonton
thats reduntant, m7
>>64691701
>ici Jonathan Drouin pour Hamel Hyundai et Kia
>>64692022
The beautiful people of Ohio
>>64689079
>mfw you just said "beautiful dick" in danish
>>64690920
fucking kek'd
>>64692227
First time hearing it?
>>64692022
I fucking love this guy
>>64690502
>They still have internet in Greese
>>64690535
Neither will you faggots. <3
>>64692285
I haven't seen him at any games this season; I know he's doing other stuff for the team around town, though
>>64689136
Lmfao look at this fuckin dog
>>64689151
Mommy! Mommy! Anon want milky!
>>64692428
Kings @ Avalanche --->
>>64692428
Kings @ Avalanche --->
>>64692428
Kings @ Avalanche --->
>>64692428
Kings @ Avalanche --->
>>64690920
is that real?
the cane logo part off his belly fat doesnt wabble at all
>snes
>>64692455
Great ponders of life
nbcsn says florida panthers are making hockey in florida exciting again
tampa bay sandwich fags absolutely on suicide watch
I for one look forward to the day when Barkov is the captain of the itty bitty kitties and hoists the cup in front of three dozen fans or so
>>64692653
>>64692032
hes ok, played with rnh and ebs and was a competent linemate
oil really lack open forward spots even before people start coming off IR though
>>64692663
ekblad is a lock for captain in two years
>>64692745
>implying panthers won't have relocated to vegas by then
>>64692653
>Panthers will force the bolts to relocate in your lifetime
remember when boston beat the canadiens at the winterclassic?
dohohohoho
>>64692745
Oh, forgot about him fro a second. Oh well, an A at some point perhaps then.
getting it started early
>kongs
>>64692764
>implying it wont be the islanders in vegas
>>64688931
>irrelevant, broke country and a non-existent country so jealous they have murder fantasies about the U.S.
Sure is loser in here
>>64692850
>>64692764
>implying it wont be the yotes in vegas
what teams gonna pick puljujärvi, laine and co? the draft is confusin. also tommorw/today finlan will winn
>>64692888
stay salty
>>64692913
Laine to Edmonton
>>64692915
Stay worthless and unemployed
I would tell you to pay debnts, but we both know that will never happen
>>64692943
hes been the best of them 4 me. first two games i saw i was thinkin this guy is magic. is aho gonna be drafted too? the one defender for sure but aho??
>>64692913
oilers draft pulju and stick him on mcjesuses wing and they become the next gretzky/kurri
>>64692913
Devils
>>64692960
>Stay worthless and unemployed
I won't
>I would tell you to pay debnts, but we both know that will never happen
true
stay salty
oiler/canes thread please
Reminder to stop responding to sean (grease)
>>64692976
he seems like a centre with his physique
>>64693099
yeah but
>>64693190
are all the yanks too booty blasted to post? /hoc/ ded
>>64692967
Aho isbalready drafted to Carolina
>>64688857
>Another night of blatant refpuck against the snes
I don't even know why I watch this fixed horseshit any more.
>>64693269
just you wait, anon
>the newark satans
>>64693072
reminder that if anyone wants to fuck, they know where your mom lives.
half of edmontons defense cannot complete a pass
god help us
I don't know how New Jersey is allowed to get away with playing such boring, shitty hockey
>>64693375
Kind of like how Grease gets away with being such a shitty debt ridden landfill, what is up with that?
>>64693375
5 measily seasons ago they were the best the east had to offer......
.....and they lost to the >kongs. the east will literally never recover
>caring about teenage hockey
edmonton and carolina just went a whole period without either team getting one single scoring chance
how do we fix this shit sport?
>status
UNHASSLED
t. Hoffman
>>64693539
Am I fucking dreaming or did that actually just happen?
>>64693269
Make up call for that power play goal. Why are NHL refs so shit
>>64693580
well seeing as it is 2-1 and they are getting outshot as per usual
seems real to me
>>64693508
make rink size of soccer field
use small field hockey sticks
have 10 skaters
>>64693508
>multipuck baka desu senpai :^)
>>64693464
they are better games than mens. lots goals and personal skills on show. also future super stars
>>64692911
>not the Vegas Nordiques
>>64693932
french canada would literally declare war on the USA
then we could liberate you guys from that cuck PM
>>64693997
Nah, only Quebec city fags care about the Nordiques.
>>64693997
>>64693508
Allowing back draws
3 points a victory and 1 point a draw
Adopting IIHF rules
boooooooooooby ryan
Looking forward to being called a bandwagoner this year. Cry Canadian hockey fans cry.
>>64693508
4x4
Praise be based Jagr for he is based
>>64694203
What kind of 4x4?
>>64694288
New one every game, park it near the net like the Islels do
>>64694318
Pilots aren't 4x4s.
>that faggot behind the Ottawa bench with the Survey Corps sweater
>>64694349
I'm just comparing where to put it
>tfw easy gold against Russia
USA should have won for some challenge desu
No one in Finland want Pulju or Laine to go to a canadian team. They dont want either, there was this interview done a few months back.
Goddamn it Canada, why cant you have any good teams, stacking on those first rounders
>>64694561
i hope russia wins just so all of the shitposting nations get btfo
>>64694561
>USA
>challenge
Remember the Olympics
>>64694594
hearty lel/10
>>64694561
We just wanted you to have some joy in your sad, dark lives for once
>>64694594
Nobody can get truly BTFO anymore since the quarter finals are over
>>64694623
gold or bust tbqh
BOBBY FUCKING RYAN!
EAT SHIT, ST. LOUIS. SIX FUCKING YEARS.
wow this snes-bloos OT
ebin
>booooooooooooby ryan
gg bloos
>>64694587
Believe me nobody here wants either Finnish bust shitting up thier team
Are the Devils elite?
Being a canucks fan, what am i supposed to do?
>>64694924
An hero
>>64694881
>>64694917
No but the panthers are.
>>64694924
riot
>>64694924
be like kippers and kill yourself
>rags
>>64694980
Did she really?
>>64694924
>>64694974
Pretty much yeah
>>64694995
yes
also,
>she
>>64694995
>she
probably not but one can dream
>>64695036
>>64695042
It was a dude the whole time? I thought people found her tumblr and what not and it was just an ugly chinese
>>64694664
>lesser hockey nations don't grasp this
You know, we have pretty high standards in Canada when it comes to this shit.
>>64695108
that you care about teenage hockey at all is the funny part
>>64688931
Is this from the Beast of War? That was a good movie.
>>64695108
glad you have international tournaments to cheer for, because your best players leave that frozen shithole as soon as they are offered a contract
>>64695165
youre the only one here who doesnt care about teenage hockey
dont fucking reply to me unless youre contributing to the thread
quick post kippers ass while shes not around
>>64694980
>>64695267
What the fuck is a kippers
>>64695341
>being new
fuck off
>>64695267
I've still seen no definitive proof that that's hers.
>>64695386
it was plucked from >her camsite, i dont see how it could be anyone elses
>oilers/canes goes to OT in a 0-0 tie
>>64695450
christ what a horrible game its been
>60 minute game
0-0
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me, goys
>Iggy scores #600
>Kongs absolutely BTFO
I can sleep happy.
>>64695465
But scoring is evil! If you don't love games where nothing happens go watch apehoop!
oilers win!
oilers win!
Sexyra!!
>>64695516
Same bruh, bout to have a victory fap
>>64695522
Get rid of offsides, expand the neutral zone, and bring back the two line pass rule instead.
There. I've fixed hockey.
>>64695359
K
The panthers are better than your team.
>>64695662
Look, another part of Florida has suddenly discovered that hockey exists!
>>64695662
florida panhandlers pls go
>>64695662
are you the first panthers bandwagoner? You should go to some games and help out that attendance.
>>64695651
>>64695662
Reminder that Florida had NO fans before 2016
>>64695750
>>64695716
>>64695713
>>64695684
Been going to games since the inaugural season. Also I live in Ft Lauderdae not pleb ass panhandle.
tcw you wake up in the morning and sucky murrica sucked against. 2-1 SUCKIT MURCA!!!1
>>64695783
Did you ever ask your dad why the all-you-can-eat buffet didn't have tables?
>>64695783
4chan is 18+ website, you look about 10 years old
>>64695810
c пoбeдoй :)
>>64695810
i wish russia would post here more often desu
>>64695810
>>64695810
>>64695259
>dont fucking reply to me unless youre contributing to the thread
>>>/tv/
>>64695810
You woke up in Russia
You lose
>>64695846
Yeah but I suck dick like I'm 21
>>64695783
>florida panther
>florida panhandler
>pan>
http://fuldans.se/?v=xapeifcwtg
Enjoy yourselves tonight /hoc/.
>>64695651
>Get rid of offsides, expand the neutral zone,
Getting rid of offsides kills the neutral zone.
>>64696035
what the shit is this
EXIT: LIGHT
ENTER: NIGHT
> ducks in a playoff spot with 39 points
Lol
>>64696219
>thinking 4th place is any better
americaitlyns
>>64695651
Remove the goalie, you'll thank me later
>>64696257
Didnt know there were that many flavors of salt
>>64696256
>kongs fans were bragging about leading the Pacific in the game thread tonight
Of course that was before they started getting btfo and disappeared
Watching a replay of that Sather Gala, Gretzky is fucking sauced.
>>64696307
>not eating pick Himalayan salt for that authentic meme flavor
>>64696307
>being a salt pleb
>>64696152
The Olli Jokinen dancer.
So whens the wjc final
>yfw Russia v. Finland is the yuro USA v. Canada
>>64696445
Sweden Finland is the yuro USA Canada
>>64696466
>sweden
>yuro
pick one
>>64696489
Pipe down, hat
where were you?
>>64696641
at a bar in downtown grand rapids with my gf at the time :(
>>64695713
>implying the guy in pic isnt from florida
>implying he isnt from the panhandle
f@m, could we increase scoring by changing the "what is a goal rule?"
like, if the puck goes across the line at all, it counts?
also, its hard af to get used to a mechanical keyboard
thanks for reading my blog
>>64696641
Watching in a rowdy as fuck bar on whyte ave
Absolute beauty memories
>>64696742
>>64696641
banging your mom with my uncircumcised American cock
>>64696796
>implying implicated implications
you were probably 12 when it happened
Is Shane Doan elite?
>>64696641
having just got home from work I quickly turned on the tv and got to watch the entire overtime.
Also that was the Olympics that made me fall in love with curling.
>>64696641
Balls deep in your mom and eating out your sister
>>64696641
The greatest Gold medal match of all time tbqhwyf
>>64696876
im not really sure how the logistics of that work
>>64696887
Watch more porn
>>64696887
Are you literally retarded?
>>64696895
>>64696905
his mom might still be prgnant with her
>>64696882
I can agree with this. But honestly if anyone other than Cindy had scored the winner, I wouldn't have been nearly as bootyblasted
>>64696895
>thinks porn is a good indicator of irl
>>64696887
are you a ball-chin-boy?
>>64696941
I'm not saying that, but if you want to see how the logistics of that work, that's a good place to start
>>64696959
im saying that someone has to be in an uncomfortable position or everyone is on their side for it to work
>>64696960
hmm, ill figure it out
>select pictures with mountains
hehehehe
>>64696818
12 inches
>>64696641
Was at a bar in Ft Lauderdale area, just competed in a rugby tournament my local men's team I now play for with my college side UCF. Was thoroughly patooty perturbed by it especially from the roasts I got from my Canuck fuck cousins.
>>64696641
Gathered around the fireplace sipping hot chocolate on that cold winter day with my family listening to the radio because our power went out
so the canucks played well tonight
>>64697135
>the oriental fishing hovel of Vancouver
>>64697088
>UCF
PLEN
L
E
N
>>64689096
>Toronto
>not Hamilton
>>64692227
>mfw det er bestemt en smuk pik.
også, hej danmark! sjove tilstrækkelig, jeg ser ikke danebros i hoc.
>>64696641
On /sp/ of course :^)
>kongs
collapse imminent
having sex with animals is completely legal in finland.
>>64696641
Drinking beer in my buddy's man cave
who /dumpsterfire/ here
hawks for the cup over senators in 6
>>64697596
It's freedom. What about you, do you have freedom in USA?
Shit team
>>64692032
JJ, as in Jujhar Khaira?
He isn't anything to write home about. At most a 4th liner, but not a goon. He will definitely be sent down once injuries start working themselves out.
>>64697288
>hamilton
>the worst place in canada
>>64693508
Change offside rule to that of the soccer offside.
>>64689113
Today Finland win russian.. Last time Finland fcuked 3-1 leadership...
>>64688821
Look at that fuckin monkey lmao
Lmao is that monkey real? Why would he make a face like that?
Look, I made a wallpaper for all you Boston fans out there!
>>64697875
Pretty cool but I'm not a Bruins fan
>>64697878
Read at it closer...
>>64688870
Tampa fell for a junior hockey meme when they could've gotten Domi or Theodore.
To be fair, Cherry fell for the meme too.
>>64688870
Mark Dano is going to be great in Chicago. The CBJ were robbed in that trade. His AHL performance isn't crazy offensive, but he has improved his defensive game which is probably what the Hawks wanted him to work on. Expect him up on the team later this season or next year.
>>64697875
Absolutely based.
>>64697890
Drouin can still be a top player. There just isn't enough space for him to play in TB, and they are under pressure to do well. Drouin is under the totem of pole of other players who have proved themselves and have more experience.
>>64697890
Top kek. Cherry you old fart, looking down on euro players, not accepting that top picks can be other than maple syrup. "Lost a two way forward." yea Barkov ain't nothing like that for sure..
>>64697264
It gets better I transferred to Oregon to become a Cuck. Oh wait.
>>64697758
cool I am the bakersfield fag, with JJ gone teams are gooning it up against us since we just have a bunch of busts a ivy league manlets left on the team every since Bogan Yakimov our 6'5 D man fucked off back to russia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHW7jAL_UC0
>>64698587
fucking based. Guy gives zero fucks.
finland are stupid smelly fucks
>>64698677
Just like yur mum
kek
>>64698819
i still fucked it u fagit idit
>>64698831
Noice
>>64698848
learned from ur mum tbqh
>>64695170
oh you know that one?
scarred me for life, especially the scene in point.
Caught it on tv when I was about 7 or 8.
I dont know what happened but I have no images on 4chan anymore. Send help
>>64699690
ONLY MEMES NOW
>>64699709
I have no memes though. 10 years on 4chan and this has never happened.
I can click the .jpg/gif etc names and they'll loaad in a new tab but not in the fuckin' thread.
>>64699723
probably gook moot bamboozling you
>>64699849
It really seems like this place has broken a lot more since chinese moot has taken over desu
>>64698202
What about Zack Kassian?
Reminder that any fan of hockey should be following Franzen's instagram.
Just gonna leave this here
>>64699849
Rebooted firefox. Still no images. Feels bad man desu.
>>64700003
>>64699849
>>64699709
>>64699690
Fucking kill me /hoc/. Somehow Werktyme got enabled on 4chanx.
>tfw accidently pressed shift+w at some point
>>64699984
>Watching a man slowly develop CTE
No thanks
>>64700003
It might be your firewall or something.
Guys can someone post a meme? Thanks
>>64700159
>>64700162
That's a good meme, thanks! Mind if I save it?
>>64700159
finnish goaltending
>>64700170
Yes, fuck off
>>64700179
No u
>>64700170
Sure m8, on the house!
>>64700226
You're alright Canada. Just try to shy away from those laffs, they're nothing but trouble
>>64689313
Why did he do this
>>64700330
Because Toronto aren't allowed to have nice things. Pretty sure Messier was the karma balancing out for doing it desu.
>>64700460
It made no sense. He played for like half a season in vanpooper then retired.
where is the WJC thread?
>>64700571
i'll tell you if you pay off some debnts
>>64700612
talking shit through the internet, huh toughboy?
>>64700571
Why don't you make the thread
>>64700715
Rossa pls
>>64700715
I 'm tired of making magnificent OC.
Making threads is for those who are spiritually undeveloped yet.
Hey senpaitachi, about to run out to Publix for a sandwich to celebrate >our great win today.
What should I get?
>>64702017
The crushing disappointment of your team being exposed meme shitters
LEL
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>>64702017
>eating Doritos
>>64702037
>>64702052
:DDDD
/hoc/ ded
>The Rangers are among a group of teams that have inquired about Tampa Bay’s disgruntled 20-year-old left wing Jonathan Drouin, multiple sources have told The Post, with one informant reporting the Blueshirts “are in big-time on this.”
>Rags
>>64688821
>binnland
>>64702526
Do you think they'd be dumb enough to trade for Zuc? >We've traded a lot of their good players for our trash
>Carolina
>Calgary
>Colorado
>Toronto
>Washington
What do these teams have in common that makes them pretty meme?
Link provides the answer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIe3jOKXeiM
>Florida vs sabres tonight
OH FUCK, 10 IN A ROW????
>>64688870
>dat Pasta
is he elite?
Caps 6/1
Stars 7/1
Kings 8/1
Hawks 9/1
Habs 12/1
Blues 14/1
Ducks 14/1
Panthers 14/1
Rangers 16/1
Wild 18/1
Isles 22/1
Wings 25/1
Bolts 28/1
Bruins 28/1
Pens 28/1
Preds 33/1
Sharks 33/1
Canucks 40/1
Coyotes 40/1
Sens 40/1
Devils 50/1
Flames 50/1
Avs 66/1
Jets 66/1
Oilers 66/1
Flyers 75/1
Leafs 100/1
Jackets 150/1
Sabres 150/1
Canes 200/1
>>64704332
>ducks 14:1
>>64704332
>laffs
hey /hoc/, is there by chance anyone tracking the khl or even rooting for a khl team here?
>>64704784
>khl
I think I'd rather follow my local dek hockey league than the KHL
>>64704784
ive been dreaming for fucking years about dadonov cumming all over my face whilst muttering obscenities with the dirtiest look possible. (yes im male) does this count for ''''tracking the khl'''''?
>>64705042
it's not that bad.
well um
not the shittiest shit in the world at least, some european leagues are less fun to watch
>>64705043
holy fuk he is my fave WHY
>>64705043
Based russia
>>64702017
>gets pub sub
>not chicken tender
You disgust me fellow Florida man
>>64705625
chicken tenders don't belong on a proper sub desu senpai
I'm stuck at someone house and suck the memes say
>>64699915
he has played 2 games with us and has taken lots of dumb ass penalties. He did score a goal last week
>>64699985
>scoring on a little debbies goalie
>impressive
pick one
>>64704332
>Caps
No, please no. They'll just get memed on by whatever hot goalie carries his shitty team in playoffs where they'll block shots for 7 games and knock the Caps out.
>>64706844
Shut up ur gay.
>>64707157
you can brag when lelkin beats an elite goalie like Quick or Crawford
>>64704332
>caps
>blues
is this a list of who to bet against?
hello am I too late to USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>64707465
Yes, now we are
FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND
thank you suomi
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>>64704332
>Kings 8/1
Is this a missing the playoffs odds?
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>DAT SHOT
>DAT SPEED
>DAT COCK
>DAT GOLD MEDAL
hello I am player of the tournament. remember me before dedmonton kills me
>>64704332
>Rangers 16/1
Come on man
>>64707209
>Quick
>elite
Sensible chuckle
>>64707879
>rags
Memes came alive before our eyes
Every
Single
One
Of
Them
>>64707906
:DDDD
>>64707877
>someone asked if he'd beat the record
>everyone said no
Never doubt the memes
Finland is champion and Bruins prospects scored five goals for USA today, dank.
Well, at least it was not fucking c*nadians.
Congrats to Finland.
SUOMI SUOMI SUOMI
PERKELEEEE
That was the worst reffed tournament I've ever seen
There should be an inquest into what the fuck happened
Absolutely disgusting
EAT SHIT HOMOS. PULJU IS THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS.
all done NHL now
>>64708312
AT LEAST THE CANADIAN TEAM WILL HAVE NO TROUBLE AT AIRPORT SECURITY. BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO MEDAL IN THEIR POCKETS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>64708373
He scored no goals today, fucking bust.
>>64708212
>not wanting some Mountie cock
Glad that Finland won now, Ivan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ2WvHcOHUY
>>64708404
BEST FORWARD IN THE TOURNAMENT BEST 1ST OVERALL SINCE MARIO LEMIEUX. THIS GUY IS NOT JUST A MEME.
>>64704784
Kinda lost track of it this season, but I'd followed it for a few years. Why is Lokomitiv so good this year?
>>64708426
I guess the standards are pretty low if assist babbies win.
>>64708396
LMAO BTFO
CANAPOOS ON SUICIDE WATCH
REKT
>>64708455
DONT REPLY TO MY POSTS YOU FILTHY FAG. YOU ARE TALKING TO WJC CHAMPION HERE.
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE MEMES
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE MEMES
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE MEMES
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE MEMES
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE MEMES
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE MEMES
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE MEMES
>>64708389
thanks for the webbums
>>64699985
was last night's game the first in the 3 (or the first in the season) that the Red Wings opened with Mrazek?
>>64708553
t. Kasperi Kapanen
Other countries, are you even trying?
>>64707877
don't worry, New Jersey is where you belong
and bring your friends
>>64708599
>russian defense
>>64708455
>assist babbies
kek, return to whatever sport general you came from
Pullju makes the assists
>>64704784
What happened with Atlant (former Himik)?
>>64704332
>Ducks 14/1
>Ducks
>14
>1
I'm a quack quack but holy fuck, have we been watching the same games this season ?
also congrats finlandia
>suomi
Also I don't know who drafted provorov and don't care to check, but that guy fucked up what he could
>>64708795
drafted by a true dumpster fire lel
>>64708795
Philly
What do you guys snack on while watching hockey?
I just grab one of pic related, it usually holds me over for about 2 hours before I have a proper big meal
>>64708829
mangos and kiwis
>>64708829
Hey, America. What'cha doing in New Zealand?
If it's a big game, we usually order pizza or some St-Hubert chicken or get wings
Regular games I just eat whatever I usually eat for supper.
>>64708453
they didn't all die this year
>tfw no ice hockey in Argentina and Chile
>Carolina sucks
>picks laine
>trades the staal shitters and every semi good asset for the puljujarvi pick
>???
>AhLainejaarvi brings the cup to Quebec
>>64708710
Fuck off back to Newark you queer
>>64708917
Kärpät+Tapparan miäs=Kultaa
kapanen is still a bust
Ovie is gonna score hat trick against rax because what happened
BEST COUNTRY IN HOCKEY
mfw the cats win the cup
kill me
>>64708988
>muhh horse archers
>>64708917
wtf looked like they were all wearing pope hats
>>64709017
>3 quality players in the nhl
binland is for faggots
>>64709100
WE COMIN FOR YOU, NIGGA
Did anyone get a pic of the Finn celebrating standing there with his eyes closed?
>>64709166
He didnt have his eyes closed, he was just mongolian
>>64709017
Rantanen is terrible at the NHL level though.
As an Avs fan its painful to watch our "best young prospect" and "top European player" from last years draft class be so mediocre.
I guess he is doing ok in the minors now though, not great but not terrible. At least thats something.
>>64709146
fuck off frognigger you're gonna get asssblasted tonight
>>64709073
cuties
>>64703255
Did you really need to even ask Slappy?
>>64709217
Way over PPG in AHl, didn't look out of place in the NHL straight out of the draft.
Yeah, mediocre, nice bait.
>>64709358
Jesus, what kind of fucking security is that?
>>64709329
Winning a WJC don't mean you will develop good grown up players.
Get over it
>>64709388
But losing the WJC bronze medal game guarantees that you won't.
>>64709372
why would someone need to distance themselves from the people they supposedly serve?
>>64709329
he got replaced by some undrafted literally who from Norway, who outplays him in the NHL.
Its not good for a "top prospect"
>>64709388
This
Congrats on the refpuck tournament win Finland, but you're still irrelevant until you win Olympic gold (never)
CHAMPS!
>>64709419
25 year old vs an 18 year old
Good comparison
>>64709388
>>64709422
Wow, Sweden and Canada STILL salty?
>>64709215
This is exactly why I want the pic. He was the most Finnish looking fucker I've ever seen
>>64709451
Eichel and McMeme are playing in the NHL right now.
Why can't "star" finns do the same? If they are "the best."
https://twitter.com/tsnjamesduthie/status/684482649658945536
>>64709462
Sorry I can only bring myself to get angry at relevant hockey countries with Olympic gold.
>>64709491
Lel what happened. I've been getting ready for work.
>>64709508
kapanen scored the winning goal in OT for finland, he's a laffs prospect
>>64709406
Seriously though finland you gotta realise that WJC is just WJC. It is not a testament of how well your olympic squad will do against proven professionals.
Yes Finland won WJC congrats. But first take into acount how Finland played in a group without any real cometition of other than Russia and how you struggled against teams like Czech rep.
Consider that your team was way more rested and had the advantage of playing on the same ice size all tournament unlike teams from the other group.
Consider how you were not winning your games against sweden or Russia until major reffpuck.
Once again congrats, but you gotta realise its a kiddy tournament with a lot of factors that rarely reflects what careers the players will have.
>>64709544
>9
First take into account that who gives a single fuck.
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIEND!
>>64708988
needs kp/31
>>64709544
>Consider how you were not winning your games against sweden or Russia until major reffpuck
In Sweden game both countries got awarded retarded soft calls, it was a matter of who made use of them
Against Ruskies most of the calls were solid but I would have personally whistled a couple of blatant holding and interference for Russia that were let go
>>64709462
>tfw fellow canacucks cant tell a good prospect
rantanen is goat, just as good as nylander
>Sweden
>Good at anything
LEEEEEEEEEL
>>64709544
:DDDDDD
Still crying of >>refpuck
It's funny because you seem to be average hockey viewer and doesn't understand shit about the game.
Sweden had a gameplan coming to the Finland game: Agression, pressuring all the way to finnish zone, even behind the net. This exhausted the players after the halfway of 2nd period. Swedish forwards literally ran out of gas. No energy. Do you understand? You lost because you were worse team.
The swedish team was hoping to get solid 2-3 goal lead using this tactic, but it didn't work. You lost. Simple as that. And you had next game very today, no time to recover and that cost you the bronze medal aswell.
1 weak penalty call doesn't mean shit in this game. Especially in junior hockey.
>>64709597
Our team was absolutely awful all tournament at PP while your team depended on it.
We had the lead without needing a gifted pp. You won because the reffs gave you pp because Finland needed to win this tournament.
Finland was always gonna win this tournament, no matter how obvious the rigging it still needed to happen. Well payed
>>64709646
What exhausted the players was group stages against the best teams in the tournament while you could rest.
https://www.periscope.tv/tatukon/1ZkKzBNXWegKv
https://www.periscope.tv/tatukon/1ZkKzBNXWegKv
https://www.periscope.tv/tatukon/1ZkKzBNXWegKv
https://www.periscope.tv/tatukon/1ZkKzBNXWegKv
>>64709544
>>64709651
>>64709664
>being this butthurt
>>64709651
>You won because the reffs gave you pp because Finland needed to win this tournament.
I guess the 8 goals USA scored were all refpucked to hell and back too :^))))))
>Puljujärvi
>Scores more points than Gretzky and Lindros
Greatest prospect since Bobby Orr.
>Sweden is still THIS upset
>>64709667
Musta Barbaari siellä :D
finnish niggers in stream
>>64709668
Enjoy your legion of Mikko Koivu's come Olympics time.
>>64709682
After being reffed away from the final no one gives a shit about bronze.
Not playing for gold is useless
>>64709700
New
>>64709664
............ They had many off-days after the games.
Do you think it takes a week for 18-year old to recover? Lmfao
I run 200km in a week and I'm 4 years older than most of them.
Tough group is only an advantage, because it gives you good practice.
>>64709667
another bread
>>64708791
>>64708791
>>64708791
>>64708791
>>64708508
Benis
>>64709073
Couldn't go to the game tonight cause I had rugby practice. 10 wins in a row. HERE COME THE RATS!
Did you offer Jagr the succ?
>>64708911
>That flag
Even in /hoc/ Australia manages to shitpost.