/hoc/ General

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>>64640444
2nd for the Kings winning the Stan Lee bowl

I had to sit in front of a huge group of loud and obnoxious >rags fans during the game today. The

>shit fans

meme is definitely true.

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Reminder that Toews is not Canadian

There have been two players from Grand Rapids, Michigan. Drayson Bowman and Luke Glendenning.

They have played 179/175 games
They have scored 15/15 goals
They have scored 1/1 power play goal
They have 18/18 assists
They have a career +- of -8/-9

>John Scott
>John
>Scott
>Pacific Division """"""All"""""""" """""""STAR"""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""CAPTAIN"""""""""""""""""""""""

The best player in NHL history that was born in the great hockey town of Los Angeles is Kevan Miller with 22 points in 118 games

The number of NHL games played by players born in Seattle, Washington is 5

The best NHL player to ever have been born in Phoenix, Arizona is Sean Couturier, a canadian

Are you exercising your autism?

The number 9th highest scoring player from London, Ontario that currently plays in NHL is Curtis McElhinney with 3 assists

Out of the 32 players from Minneapolis to play at least one NHL game 6 have a swedish surname

>>64640590
I know him irl, he's my older brothers friend

>>64640675
That's all? How many had a German surname?

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>>64640590
>>64640610
>>64640626
>>64640642
>>64640675
what

>>64640695
Coolio

>>64640697
7 I think. But I'm not an expert on german surnames.

>>64640705
The more you know

>>64640610
That's based on the actual city, not Metropolitan area. TJ Oshie is from there.

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who /dumpsterfire/ here

>>64640725
And then he moved to Warroad, MN and married a twat from Mendota Heights. She was hot, but a cunt

>>64640725
The NHL player TJ Oshie was born in Mt Vernon, Skagit County, Washington. A small town included in the Vernon-Anacortes, Washington Metropolitan Statistical Area. The town is located about 60 miles north of Seattle, Washington

There have been 7 players in the NHL from Viking, Alberta. All of them have the surname Sutter.

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>>64640760
/dangerouslyclosetothecliff/ reporting in

>>64640802
Funfact: Viking has produced the most amount of NHL players per capita

>>64640824
Not surprised. That was a fun fact though. Thank you mr. Canada.

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>looking at google maps

>all these nordic names in Minnesota and surrounding states
>Karlstad
>Mora
>Halstad
>Finland (lel, cücked by swedish)
>Tofte
>Viking
>Norway
>Syre
>Ulen
etc.

Feels like home, family

>>64640852
Np family
>>64640937
They even have NFL team named "Vikings" many people have Nordic ancestry in Mid west, they were the only ones capable of braving the conditions.

>blose
>RAGS
>dullass
>keps
>finnish goaltending
>""can""ada

>>64640994
That's true, feels good that too.

Heh. Always nice to find a place where you can be left alone I guess.

Pic related. An old anti emigration poster.
Text under it says:
"Per Svenssons newly built in America: 1. The way he dreamt it would be."
"Per Svenssons newly built in America: 2. The way it turned out in reality."

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>>64641063
Forgot the picture.

>>64640802
There have been four band musicians with a number one album from Viking, Alberta. All of them are in the band Nickelback.

>>64640994
>>64641063
>>64641080
2nd pic looks like American city today

me freezing in -4℃

me the African american bluepilled aisankannattaja

>>64641024
Check out this video of Jesse being asked about Jagr's record and his chance to beat it
https://youtu.be/3IFpAvuDQjY

>>64641255
i don't understand how it's possible for guys like Barkov and Pulju to pass the Finnish school system with such horrendous English skills.
These guys must be dumb as bricks off the ice.

>>64641382

they pass out of pity, just like niggers

>>64641382
If he gets drafted to Habs he will be required to learn French lol

>>64641430
Saku never did tho.
That one frog reporter would never stop bitching about it.
He also thought his wife is a frog.

>>64640499
Yeah man don't fuck around with gun ru

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Is he Autistic?

>>64641447
Trust me you gotta know French to buy stuff and talk in Montreal they disdain for Anglophones fucking frogs

>>64641408
Laine seems better prepared for the attention.

>>64641479

do you even need to ask

>>64641494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4W6Y0Yn2bo&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=ExpressenTV

>>64641492
Finns are Asians though.

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>>64641496
Without funny post is he actually autistic?

>>64641526
Far from it.
At first he seems really shy but then you start noticing the subtile humor and sarcasm he lays on his Finnish interviews.
Once he gets his English to a passable level, you'll see.

>>64641542
His vlog & blog is funny and entertaining which sparked a debate in the comments about him being autistic or not

>>64641502
God damn he looks insane

Juolevi is officially the highest scoring U18 defenseman of alltime in the WJC.

>>64641596
does he have vlog?

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>>64641668
>highest scoring defenseman

Finland, dont be like Canada and Sweden....pls, youre better than that.

>>64641694
We are fucking sick and tired of team defense and defensively responsible grinders.
Scoring = fun.

>>64640561
Our tire fire of a division is going to meme all over everyone.

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>>64641694

Nylander won't play against Finland tomorrow due to his injury he received in the game aganst Switzerland
Thoughts Swebros?

Holy shit the rags are so fucking bad

>>64641775
Nothing new. He has been out of the whole tournament already. Remember there are 2 Nylanders and the other one is still playing.

>>64641775
It doesn't matter who Team Sweden does or does not play.

Finland will just choke it like always.

>>64641775
Finns should worry more about Sweden's defense and goaltending than some little twink sitting in the dark room.
It's going to be tough to score 6 goals against them.
Much better back end than Canada for example and their team defense is excellent.
Reminds me of a team that Finland normally ices.

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>>64641728
My nigga

>Honest question:
How big of a challenge is it for these kinds of young super stars to adapt when they get put on an all English speaking team in the NHL?

Sure English is easy to learn, and he seems to have some basic as he understood most of the English but just lacks confidence. But I guess early on it's a bit of a struggle and then you get going.

>mfw Finglish

Jesse Puljujärvi is 3 points away from tying Jagr for highest scoring U18 player alltime in the WJC.

>>64642450
Ahead of him are also Gretzky and Lindros with 2 points.

>>64642450

tbph it's pretty much guaranteed he will do that.

Even if Finland chokes hard against Swden, he will probably get at least a point or two + 3 more points against Russia in the bronze game

>>64642469
Yeah barring injury, it's going to happen.
Gretzky was 16 tho, 5 months younger than Pulju.

>>64642475
How likely is Memehews to get there as well, is the gap big enough to keep him in irrelevance?

>>64642498
I guess 7 points in 2 more games is quite unlikely.

>>64642498
He's not going to get there.
Scoring isn't the best part of Matthews game.
Much like Barkov he's a 2-way stud.
Jesse has lot's to learn about that part as seen in Liiga.
The reason for his small minutes in Liiga is that he isn't a great(not terrible tho) 2-way player.
Kärpät value 2-way game and team defense over anything.

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>>64641775
He will probably demand a trade from Toronto if they keep on cucking him like this. Playing with his brother was super important for him.

Also that Pulju english

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYCCfpV2K7A

>>64642525
Also he's 18. Just one day too young to be drafted already.

Could someone do me a favor and post the pic where Pulju is staring at Virtanen during the interview? Thanks in advance :)

>>64642769
>>64622572

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Who enjoyed seeing the Avs get roasted at home last night?

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>>64642695
>2015 he would have gone 3rd overall
>2016 he might even go 4th overall LMAO

>>64642812
Lel wut?
He is the only elite Center in this draft if Laine doesn't make the switch.
There is no way he doesn't go top 2.
Pretty much guaranteed 1st overall.

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>they thought Jagr was joking

>>64641775
This pretty much --> >>64642105

I think most swedes had given up hope of getting him back some days ago. For all we know he might have had a serious concussion and would have gone back to Toronto if he would have been able to.

The team has gotten this far without him, and done it well. So I have confidence in them. To bad one defender (Ollas Mattson) got injured in the game against Slovakia, and will be out for the rest of the tournament though.

>lundpads

>>64643799
Glorious win for Finland then
Even autist jesus Linus can't save you

>>64644085
>doubting retard/autism strenght

You fool.

>>64644085
The delusion of finnish people is a sight to behold.

Usually you find one or two delusional people but with finns it's some kind of hivemind shit.

Literally believes that their 2 bust forwards can score against swedish defenders

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why are the film flams so based?

>>64643291
Fuuuuugg

Reminder that a swedish goalie is the first one to ever win an NHL game after replacing the starter in OT (Anton Forsberg, last night).

>>64644252
How's that a big accomplishment?
He played few minutes of OT and got a win
Unbelievable

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>>64643291
>tfw cup parade on ft lauderdale beach

>>64644278
Where did I write that it was a big accomplishment? Stop reading things into a statement that aren't there.

He did stop a Capitals power play though, and then won in a SO. So it was not like he didn't do anything.

Why haven't our journalist scums made any epic banter for the finland game yet?

>>64644308
>remember when we were the laughing stock?

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>>64644330
Too scared of laine


https://youtu.be/Z4W6Y0Yn2bo?t=2m30s

>canada
lmao

>>64644389
Had forgotten about them!
Did someone forget to invite them to the semi finals or something?

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>NHL's three stars
>the only non-goaltenders in the top10 are a Dane, a Norwegian and a shifty manlet from New Jersey

>>64640499
Best city, mediocre players

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>>64644381
Hey fuccboi

Prepare to get meeme'd on

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>>64644547
LMAO what a manlet

>none of the all star game captains are from Canadian teams
>the only Canadian is a shit goon
Top cuck

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>>64644613

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>>64644622
>"our game"

Is finland a non-elite goaltending nation again?

>>64644967
No, binland's new starter is acutally a meme goalie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwATp2zXtxo

>>64644997
>Imblying kähkönen wont score on Sweden in the last minutes

>>64645180
>>64644997
>mfw >we drafted kakho
lead >us to the cup winland

>>64645237
>finnish goaltending
>winning cups

only meme goalies like niemi can achieve that

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>mfw this happens again
https://youtu.be/kwVjfWnxzjc?t=2m53s

>>64645263
>kakho is not the memiest of goalie names
All we need is pulju

>>64645237
>no face
fag

>>64645287
>Sweden in charge of scoring

What a group of busts tbph senpai

>>64645287
Reminder that an AIK player broke up a russian player so that a Djurgården player could pick up the puck and score.

/allt för Sverige

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>mfw this happens again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDb9wUxo2_Q

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>>64645374
>Cuckholm

>>64645376
>this senpai

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>>64645287

>dat Härenstam
>dat Renberg
>dat Nemeth
>dat Zibanejad

>Finland have an average of 5.8 GF this tournament
>Sweden have an average of 5

>Finland have an average of 3.6 GA this tournament
>Sweden have an average of 1 GA

Gonna be a sweet meme game tomorrow however it ends.

If USA fails to beat Russia, they will also lose the bronze medal game and blame it on them not caring about "loser medals". Prove me wrong.

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>>64645435
>dat stacked team
Klefbom, J. Larsson, Sundström, Friberg, Brodin, Granberg, Nemeth, Nordström, Karlsson, Zibanejad, Rakell, Klingberg, Collberg, Forsberg, Rask, Rensfeldt

>>64645475
bronze medal of what

>>64645475
cant hear you from mars. if you aint first youre last sven

>>64645492
>>64645513
Thanks for proving me right so quickly, friends.

>>64645568
>if
>proven right

i guess fantasies about little kid tournaments would be important to a country like yours

>>64645568
>implying anything but gold matters
>implying we care about hockey
>implying we care about CHILDREN'S hockey
Oh Sven, there's so much for you to learn.

>>64645683
sweden gets excited when there's a chance that the USA might only be the 4th best at something kek. its still only a chance too

>>64645435
>>64645374
https://www.youtube.com/v/GHKq95bepv4

>>64645718
>winning the hawkee equivalent of the speshul oh limp dicks
hockey is like 8th on the popular sports list, even yuroball is higher

>>64645591
Lel --> >>64645683

>>64645718
>>64645740
>I-I-I-I d-don't c-c-care I s-s-swear!
That's very funny guys :)

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>>64645761
is that what youre forced to do while your gf is off fucking her bull? did you at least get to prep him

>>64645761
you don't get it do you, America literally does not care.

>>64645775
Why do you americans seem to always think about black guys having sex with white girls? You write comments about it in pretty muh every /hoc/ thread. Pretty cücky tbqh family

>>64645806
That does not seem to be the case when you win games in the WJC.
I'll believe you when you stop caring about that.

>>64645830
>black guys having sex with white girls?
I never said your gf was white I assumed she was from somalia as well

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>>64645729
Would post a webm of the slag tits version of that, but I'd probably get banned.

>>64645842
You never said black guy either
Guess we know where Sven's mind is

>>64645830
>That does not seem to be the case when you win games in the WJC.
>I'll believe you when you stop caring about that.
going along with that logic we can ask why sweden is so terribly obsessed with the US. why do you care so much right now about another country's little boys hockey team?

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>>64645842
You are right. It is an assumption from my side that you are thinking about white girls when writing stuff like that.

And you are also right in that my gf isn't white. She's not from Somalia either though.

>>64645865
>write about black bulls over and over again
>write about a bull once without specifying the color
>assumption is made about the color of said bull
>hurr durr the color wasn't mentioned
m8

>>64645868
I was simply posting a small statement. You were the ones who blew the whole thing out of proportion. Out of butthurt I would go out on a limb and guess.

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>>64645952
So how much will this change in the coming weeks

Sweden, shut the fuck up.

>>64645988
I'm not an expert but for Sweden it probably won't change much at all I'd guess.

>>64646005
American hiding in Germany, please.

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>mfw I get to watch Sweden damage control after getting btfo tomorrow

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>>64646137
>im fucking plying
Finland is going to choke so hard, like the ugly, smelly mongols they are. And the asspain will be amazing. Thought the Canautists were bad yesterday? Just you wait.

>>64645842
Btfo

Canada literally on suicide watch
>6-5
>no subs
>mapple leaf as a national symbol

Bein a Cancuck just keeps getting worse

kek

KEK

>>64646137
Want a taste test of it? ;^)

>missing our best player since the first game
>missing one defender
>no one had any expectation of them even going this far this season

>>64646216
Based

>>64646216
Norge :3c

What does t. Mean

>>64646480

it means lurk more faget

>>64646480
Its another finnish meme

Terveisin => shortened to "t."
Means "regards from"

>>64646524
RARE
A
R
E

>>64646524
Thanks friend. You just visiting Thailand or do you live there?

>>64646553
Vacation yeah.

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lmfao, Drouin's agent asked for a trade and told the media about it

What a fucking bust

>>64646585
I was there on missions about ten years ago. Loved it there, although to hot for me

Does everyone wear yellow on Monday or did the new king outlaw it

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>>64646651
Nice bait m8, but there's no way that's...

...HOLY FUCK CONFIRMED BY MCKENZIE
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>blots
>publix
>crybabby
>bust

>>64646651
>"he loves his teammates and many people within the Lightning organization have treated him well"
>many
.. So, who didn't?

>>64646734
Cooper, maybe Yzerman too

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>>64646722
Meanwhile on the real Florida team they have started to discuss 6-8 year contract extension with Barkov

>>64645403
>tfw no tunnbrod with hot dog in it

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>>64646754
Could be, could be

>>64646699
I'm on a remote holiday resort near Phuket far from any city so I don't really know whats going on.

Went into the city once to have some suits and shirts tailored, rest of the time just shit lording on the beach or local bar.

But yeah love this country, been here prob 20 times or so.

t. spurdö

>>64646651
Why does every french canadian bust (Matteau, Huberdeau, Drouin)?

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>>64646777
TRIPS
FOR
TAPPARA
MIES

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>>64646804
iktf min vän

>>64646754
Do you think yzerman is disappointed in Tampa because he was with the wings in their glory days

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>>64646651
why doesn't cooper play him again?

he can't play defense?

he's getting 4th line minutes

>>64646851
You're forgetting that he was with the Wings before their glory days too. People used to call him a choker.

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>>64646823
Another Tapparan mies coming to tear the NHL apart next season

>>64646868
Because he's a bust

>>64646875
he was almost traded for Yashin in one of the most known trades that never were

>>64646585
What the fuck kind of loser posts on 4chan during vacation

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>>64646898
compared to others from 2013 yes he is, but he's doing pretty well considering his shit icetime

>>64646754
Didn't Marty St Louis request a trade right after Steve Y snubbed him from Team Canada? A rookie mistake not letting your old but good captain play in the Olympics. Just letting the man get 4th line minutes would've been enough.

Douin's agent is Hedman's agent btw

Tampa dismantling confirmed

>>64647012
U mad bro?

>not shitposting in bed before going to sleep

>@MarkLazerus

>#Blackhawks loan David Rundblad to ZSC Lions of Switzerland's National League A.

must have been watching world juniors and saw how based Matthews is

>>64647033
>not shitposting and sleeping at the same time

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>mfw Europe couldn't win the Spengler Cup

Is European hockey dead?

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>>64647029
>Hedman needs a new contract in 18 months
Oh shit

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>Drouin is a "character kid and proven winner"

Thanks Don

>>64647411
>getting memed on by Don Cherry

oh Finland

>>64647029
>implying blots fans care
they've already started bandwagoning florida

>>64647443
I don't think Finland understands North American humour

>>64647469
Wouldn't you? Based jagr

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>mfw Tampon Gay fans were really just Publix fans all along
Good show, lads

i got diarrhea from publix

>>64647951
this is a lie

>>64647951
>he goes and tells lies on a Manchurian Fingerpainting Forum
Why?

>>64647951
Shit sandwiches make shit shits

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>>64648005
Well, good thing Pubsubs aren't shit. Stay mad though, flyoverfag.

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>have publix, subway, jersey mike's, firehouse and jimmy john's all near me

1. Jersey Mikes

POWER GAP

3. Publix

POWER GAP

5. Subway
6. Firehouse

POW POW
POWER GAP

9000001. Subway

>>64646651
Reminder that Drouin was picked ahead of Max Domi, Darnell Nurse, Sean Monahan, Elias Lindholm & Seth Jones

What's going on in Tampa Bay that's alienating their stars?

>>64648500
It's just Cooper

>>64648421
What about JJ's?

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Reminder that Canadians actually care about teenage hockey despite being hilariously bad at it

>>64647951
I got cancer and ebola from it

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so this autistic loser wants a trade because he's butt blasted that Cooper sent him to the minors for conditioning.

>>64648661
nice asset managment, tampon gay
>a-a-at least we have sandwiches

>>64648421
but that's completely wrong

1. Wawa
2. Jimmy John's
3. Publix

POWER GAP

4. Potbelly
5. Jersey Mike's
6. Firehouse Subs

POWER GAP

9001. Safeway
900000001. Subway

>>64648661

>Tampon Gay

What a cancerous team. They should relocate to QC and leave the only true Florida team to prosper in beautiful Miami instead of continuing to fester in shit Tampa.

How can one team lose Manlet St. Louis, potentially Stamkos, and NOW Drouin. Hope those triplets aren't just a huge meme (spoiler alert: they are).

>>64648536
Then why was he re-signed? The Cup window got slammed shut on him!

The writing is on the wall for Stamkos to flush his career down the toilet as a fucking LAFF the proclaimed franchise forward of the future is now requesting a trade & all this while all the triplets need extensions.

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>>64648703
it's the fact that a) drouin has been injured, b) he hasn't been playing well at all, c) his minor league replacement has been playing way better.

>>64648661
His agent says he asked for the trade in November. And he was sent down normally rather than on a conditioning assignment so that means there was no guarantee that he'd get called back even though he probably would have been.

Steve Yzerman needs to step down desu
Hes done a worse job than glen sather

>>64648764

>The city of (non-traditional hockey market)

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>>64648661
It's not a conditioning stint lol nice damage control

>>64648751
>Then why was he re-signed?

It's dumb but they seem to like Cooper more than they like Stamkos and Drouin.

>>64648764
Exactly. Tampon gay (mostly john coopers fault) cant develop elite talent.
Wasnt he just resigned after almost getting coached out of every series despite having the most talented roster in the conference?

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>it's a pretend Publix isn't GOAT thread
Just stop senpaitachi, you're embarassing yourselves

>>64648816
I don't think he's been bad, but the fact that this shit has been leaking out since the playoffs shows that he might be in over his head. There's an unnecessary amount of drama around them that he can't seem to shut down.

>>64648908
If he can establish a system that can survive losing an elite sniper then kudos to him but that just seems like an insanely risky gamble.

>>64648926

>he thinks sandwiches mean the hockey organization isn't total shit

Didn't realize until now how bad American """"""""hockey knowledge"""""""" really is.

you always know you've got bolts """""fans""""" fanny flustered when they start sandwichposting

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>>64648913
as a Tampa fan I actually agree. Cooper is a meme. I don't know why everyone seems to like him. He can't adapt at all. He'll be obsolete within a year. The only reason Tampa did so well last year is because the team was just loaded with stars that had a hot season. He didn't have to coach the team.

Just look at the game this year where they had 10 power plays and scored 1 goal the entire game. That's 100% coaching.

there is literally nothing wrong with Publix

>Drouin
>Bruin
It's ment to be

>>64648905
Drouin has played shit hockey this year. I'm not saying it's not Cooper's fault, but he's not good.

>>64649056
He took your joke of a team to the stanley cup final. He's a good coach.

>>64648999
While the GM and the coach have different responsibilities, the GM needs to step in when the coach is being stupid and tell him to stop being stupid. When it's the coach dictating personnel moves to the GM, you end up in a situation like in Toronto where Nonis gutted the team just to make Carlyle happy.

>>64649056
I always draw it back to the wings series last year
They were a game away from losing to the shittiest roster in the playoffs. Sure babcock did a great job but blashill had no answer to anything at all.

>>64648044
Yes, because Disney world and universal make you such a good state lol

I'd rather live in a state that people like to live in, not vacation to.

>>64648587
This country is a joke.

>>64649064
It's a mediocre sandwich. Go to a brewery and get a real sandwich

>>64649139
You seriously underestimate the skill level of the 2nd line. They've only played together for like 10 games this season. The first game they actually played together (last night) and they win. Tampa's skill is far from a joke. If you want a joke, ask yourself how old you were the last time a Canadian team lifted the cup.

>>64649164
>>64649164
Blash was in the ahl last year, not sure what you mean

Now that he's requested a trade what do you think Drouin would fetch? I'm thinking something similar to the Connolly trade. Two 2nds.

>>64649274
sorry i meant cooper
>mfw obsessed with red wings

>>64640760
I'd fire her dumpster

I don't even know what that means

>>64649303
maybe a depth player and a pick like the Nino trade

>>64649304
I would be too if I grew up in the 90s. I did. I am.

>>64649303
drouin for yakupov

>>64649338
Very comparable situation. Wouldn't doubt to see a deal that brings a grinder similar to Clutterbuck
>>64649348
Sorry m8 Craig Memetavish is no longer the boss up in Edmonton

DISCUSSION:

Post "your" team and what they would realistically move for Drouin

>laffs

Lupul, Bracco, 2nd for Drouin, Carle, 4th

>>64649303
Drouin still looks to have potential to be an impact player in the NHL, unlike Connolly did. I wonder if the Laffs would go after him.

>>64649501
>cantpucks
higgins
maybe hamhuis but probably not because muh olympic gold

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WHY THE FUCK ARE THE CANKEKS ALLOWED TO HOS TWO WORLD JUNIOR ICE HOCKEY CHAMPIONSHIPS IN THE TIMESPAN OF THREE YEARS?
WHAT
THE
FUCK

>>64649501
Wings

Miller, glenny, or jurco

Or ericsson and 50 million dollars

>THE CITY OF TAMPON GAY
>FUCKING UP SO BAD YOUR FIRST ROUNDER DEMANDS A TRADE

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

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>>64646823
>painting by: Andreas Alariesto
>mfw his grandson is a good friend of mine.

>>64649579
Drouin has tremendous skill. I've watched him make crazy plays for Tampa, but his 2 way game is still poor and he's a turnover machine. With a good coach, he'll be a star. Cooper just isn't the answer.

>>64649604
because we cant win on international ice

>>64649666

Cooper is a fucking mediocre coach who's been dragged into play by a stacked as fuck and super deep team that isn't sustainable due to the cap. He's overrated as fuck.

>>64649600
Right, they would trade FOR and aging winger and a good D and give up a 3rd OA pick. No waaay

>>64649604
Because they are the biggest hockey nation and they have been the best nation at hosting the WJC tbqh family. I don't mind it.

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It's hilarious to watch you all shit post about Drouin as if he was the NHL elite when all you guys talked about last year was what a huge bust Drouin was. I guess whatever fits your shit posting narrative to make you seem like you know what you're talking about.

>drouin doesn't play well
LEL DROUIN A BUST SHIT PLAYER

>drouin asks for a trade
WOW TAMPON GAY CAN'T DEVELOP ELITE TALENT

>>64649720
He just took relatively shitty team to stanley cup finals hombre.

>>64649778
you are fucking MAD my man

>>64649778
>/hoc/ is one person
"No"

>>64649792

>He just took relatively shitty team to stanley cup finals hombre

Uh, depth and defense win cups now a days Pekka. It's not the 90s. Those are the only two things Tampa have going for them right now and it won't last because of the cap era. A lot of the players they currently have on their roster for pennies are good enough for 4-6m salaries when they get re-signed.

Kucherov is their best forward right now and his contract isn't even $1M

>>64640463


fuck the kongs

>>64649894
that's the biggest issue. if Tampa doesn't win a cup in the next couple of year, it's not going to happen. Cooper was gift wrapped the 2nd line and an elite sniper and still couldn't seal the deal.

>>64649604
Doesn't it just flip between North America and Europe every year and we don't care enough to host it a lot?

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Can I get a Fin to meme this picture for me?

>>64650036
Tamperenian of the year 2013

>tfw no meme sandwich places
>only jj, quiznos, potbellys and subway
FUCK

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Do you guys remember when canafarts told us Drouin is going to be elite and Barkov is a bust?
Good times.

What the fuck will they do at the draft? Pulju can't speak for shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IFpAvuDQjY

>>64650200
>people unironically thought whoin was gonna be better than dumba55
LUUUUUULMAYYOOOOOO

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>>64650036

>Matt fucking Carle gets paid 5.5m with a modified NTC to suck dicks
>Tampon Gay

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>yfw Drouin gets traded to the Laffs then when they sign Stamkos they trade Drouin back to the bolts and he requests a trade again

>>64640437
Why not CBJ why use clm

What if the wings got Stamkos and got rid of Howard to make room

>rags

>tfw Brandon Carlo has looked good in the WJC
Did the madman actually do it?
Did he actually draft well?

>>64650523
no one wants to sign in Detroit anymoer

>>64650027
Considering that usa will host in 2018, no.

>>64640626
Autism Mathews will take that crown

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http://www.iltasanomat.fi/jaakiekko/art-1451791554463.html

>>64650656
Green and Richards

Don't forget to subscribe to Barkov's autistic blog

http://www.aleksanderbarkov16.com/category/blog/

>>64650619
fuck off tripfag

dont fucking post in this thread ever again

>>64650680
Autism Mathews was born in San Fransisco. He moved to Scottsdale, Arizona when he was 2 month old.

>>64650799
exactly my point, they are nobodies

>>64650750
When will Cherry stop his gay ass whining?
>w-we missed mcdavid and couple other busts so the loss doesn't count!

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>>64650822
Nah cunt I'm gonna keep posting
:^)

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>>64641492

>Need to know French in Montreal


Fuck no sons, this isn't that bass ackwards village at the end of the A40. The only area in the city where there are still constantly speak french is the ghetto of Hochelaga. The rest of the island, Laval and even some of the burbs fucntion really well with the Anglos

>I should know I'm a BC boy living in Mirabel

>>64650818
>Barkov is not yet autistic enough to become a bird watcher
quick, everyone send him pictures of birds, maybe we can give him the final push he needs.

>>64650848
t b h nobody cares about that halfbreed bust

>>64650750
No wonder this little "sport" of "yours" will never be a big deal anywhere.
Canadians are too insecure about it for anyone else to give a fuck.

>>64650896

>Cherry
>Stop whining

Pick only 1 finnbro, he coached Bombston...

>>64649604

canadiens are good WJC hosts

>>64651059


>Doesn't remember tickets for first round games in Montreal being 300$-400$ each.


Yeah no...

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>>64650036

>>64642808
I literally only watched that game to see Iggy score #600.

I want my money back.

>>64647012
>not posting on 4chan at every passing moment

Pleb-tier desu senpai

The most northern born canadian player is Zac Boyer at latitude 68.36°, in Inuvik, Northern Territories. No american player from Alaska has been born further north.

The most northern born swedish player is Börje Salming at 68.22°, in Salmi, Lappland.

>>64651059
>>64649736
Except for that you have to stay up to 2 am to watch the fucking games.

>>64651477
What about south

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>>64651490
Worth it

>>64650822
>Not filtering every trip person as soon as they post

ISHYGDDT

>>64651477
Probably the best swede ever too

>>64651477
Salming is born in Jukkasjärvi

>>64651563
"""""swede"""""""

>>64651548
Robin Regehr

>>64651548
Let me get back to you on that.

>>64651563
Perhaps he is. He sure opened the corridor to europe for many players.

>>64651596
Salmi is a village in Jukkasjärvi socken.

Nashville won their first game in OT all season. y-yay

>buying sandwiches at a grocery store

I mean, Farm Boy is pretty based, but you don't see us Canadians shitposting about
>sandwiches
>in a hockey bread

>tfw you will never have fresh Ontario produce delivered directly to your taste-buds

Why even live senpai?

>>64649501
>Sucks
Hagelin, 2nd

>>64649501
>Habs
Desharnais, Tinordi and a 3rd

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>>64651665
bhahah jesus fucking christ when will finns stop being butthurt?
Every single person born in lappland identifies as swedish except sami scum, Lappland has never even been finish, but Finland has been Swedish for over 800 years.

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Please add more birds to this image.

>>64651548
This --> >>64651673
From Recife, Brazil at - 8°. Second place belongs to Graeme Townshend from Kingston, Jamaica at 18°

>>64651548
>>64651913
Sorry. Let me change that. Second place belongs to Richie Regehr. Born in Bandung, indonesia at - 6.5°

>>64651764

>Sandwiches at the grocery store.

Thank fucking god, here in Quebec we get beer at the grocery store and it's so much cheaper than anywhere else in Canada...

>Based 2 Fin Du Monde 750mL for 10.49$ plus tax and deposit

>>64650317
Embarrassing. Leave the memes to the pros, Canada.

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>>64651837
ancient finns were kings

>>64651837
Reminder that Börje Salming is sami and identifies himself as swedish :)

>>64651837
>Lappland has never even been finis

Yet all the places mysteriously have Finnish names.
Read a book mohammad.

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>>64651329

If only people over there cared enough about the tournament to shell out that kind of money.

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we elite now